>Good Afternoon Sir >License and Registration please

>>134873352
למה אתה מדבר אליי באנגלית?

>>134873352
I am an ADMIRAL of this land craft, and as I know my rights under the Articles of Confederation, I don't have to do SHIT for you, pig.

>>134873352
>give license and registration
>he checks it
>have a good day, Sir

thank god Im not a nigger

>>134873352
AM I BEING DETAINED?

Here you go sir. And here is my proof of insurance.

>>134873352
I am a free inhabitant so you better get your fucking hands of my car RIGHT NOW BITCH

>>134873468
Are all Americans this crass?

>>134873352
>keep hands on steering wheel. Keep eyes on cops at all times. In polite tone:

"Good afternoon officer. What seems to be the problem?"

>>134873352
Slowly and carefully hand him the requested information because I don't want to be executed by the state's blackboots in cold blood because 'i was going for a gun'

>>134873352
FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS!

>>134873459
>thank god Im not a nigger
>flag
Doesn't check out.

>>134873569
Just put on your cool face.

I DO NOT CONTRACT WITH YOU AM I FREE TO GO?

>>134873352

Officer, I'll be happy to comply with any of your lawful requests. Let me grab my License and Registration, and while we're here let me tell you about the Jews and this book they wrote a hundred years ago that predicts the future. It predicts everything, even the fact that you stopped me today. Isn't that crazy?

http://xroads.virginia.edu/~ma01/Kidd/thesis/pdf/protocols.pdf

Yes, Officer. If it's a state trooper it is good to say "Yes, Trooper" because they will like that you know the distinction.

SHALL

>>134873618
t. Amerinigger

>>134873352
Hand him said information after showing my badge

>>134873352
AM I BEING DETAINED

>>134873352
>unzips dicks

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>officer is female
>almost get arrested awkwardly trying to flirt with her

>>134873352
That is not a real uniform!
>Uses gun to protect self and property due to living in a State where castle doctrine extends to the car

>>134873352
Hey, buddy. I'm off duty, just want to let you know because I have my weapon on me. Here's the paperwork and my commission.

>>134873352
But it's 9:00 in the morning... am I supposed to trust the judgement of a police officer who can't even tell what time of day it is?

>>134873734
>sperglord

You will never take me alive copper! Reach for glove box.

>>134873459
>>134873618
larp flaggots are worse than niggers

>>134873352
>shout 'worldstar'
>wrestle cop
>get shot
>become another misleading 'unarmed man shot dead by police' statistic

>>134873352
i'm a citizen of earth i dont have to show you shit you fucking pig

>>134873352
"Imma have to pull it out"

>>134873468
this is gold i love there vids

yes sir (grab said documents). not even joking. its what i do each time

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>>134873727
this

>>134873677
Put your true flag up you fucking embarrassment

Back in the day in NZ the police couldn't pull you over unless they had a specific reason to. Now they can just fuck with you and pull you over for no real reason. Fuck this society in decline.

>>134873771
Some random dude with a black shirt and fake badge approaches you and your family and you wouldn't protect yourself?

>>134873929
put a fake one on, you mussi flashlight

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man I had enough of these cracka ass whiteboy piggies pullin me over
*reaches for glove compartment*

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>>134873352
>Yes officer, just a sec
>Reach for documends and driving license
>Officer checks papers
>Officer salutes me, hands me back the papers
>Have a nice day anon.

>>134873459
Or: >Have a good day sir.. WAIT A SECOND.. IS THAT TINT IN YOUR WINDOW? ROLL YOUR WINDOW UP IN GONNA PICK AT YOUR TINT AND MAKE SURE. *gasps* IT IS TINT! HERE'S A 400 DOLLAR TICKET, AND DON'T YOU EVER TRY TO HIDE THE INSIDE OF YOUR PROPERTY FROM ME AGAIN

ask him if i can reach in my glove compartment for my info and pocket for my ID

make sure to do it slowly while outlining my steps so he stays calm and relax

checks my info and clears me while giving me a warning for some trumped up nonsense (LOL)

hes a good boy so i give him a tip

You don't respond. They either give ticket or a warning.

>>134873352

Here's my licence, you can look my rego up on your computer.

I've never gotten why yanks are asked for their registration. We used to just have stickers for that, and now we don't even bother with the stickers. Cop cars are all linked up with the info anyway so they know right off the bat if the car is registered.

>>134873459
/thread

AM I BEING DETAINED?

AM I BEING DETAINED?

AM I FREE TO GO?

AM I BEING DETAINED?

NO? THEN AM I FREE TO GO? WHY NOT.

AM I FREE TO GO?

>>134874256
well in america we have freedoms so i guess see how it could seem weird to you

Now that I think about it I am 30 and have never been stopped by the police for any reason whatever.

And I've been driving daily since I was 18.

>>134873352
Well for one. I do it with both my fucking hands on the wheel. Image failed already.

>>134873618
>56%

>>134873352
Holy shit hey Jimbo! Hows it going? Hows the wife? It's been too long. Here's my license aaaaand there the insurance. Everything should be in order. You want to go fishing Saturday?

>>134874302

Shia?

>>134874302

We've started getting them here too. This one is my favorite:

https://www.caselaw.nsw.gov.au/decision/59098389e4b0e71e17f5940c

>The application was brought on behalf of a man described as “Adrian Ashley of the House of Cooper”. He was purportedly represented by a man who describes himself as “Keith Charles of the House of Haffey” as “petitioner”. The petitioner objected when I addressed him as “Mr Charles”, asserting that “Mister” is a military title and that he is not in the military. Without acceding to the correctness of that contention, I will refer to him (as a matter of respect) as the petitioner.

>First, it was suggested that the applicant was arrested for conduct which is incapable of amounting to an offence. The petitioner explained that the applicant was charged after being found in possession of cannabis. The petitioner contended that all plants were given to man by God, citing Genesis 1:29 of the King James Version Bible 1611

>>134873352
Here you go.

>Doesn't get shot
>drives away

that's how it's done nignogs

>>134874338
>well in america we have freedoms so i guess see how it could seem weird to you

Do you have the freedom to drive a car that is unregistered and uninsured?

i am a free inhabitant of the earth
THIS IS RAPE! RAPE! HE IS RAPING ME

>>134874354
it's called obeying laws and being responsible.

nothing niggers know anything about

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My registration expired last month. Got pulled over and fined $54.

Thanks for keeping the streets safe, officer.

>times I got robbed by a nigger: 0

>times I got robbed by a pig: 1

>>134873618
>40%

>>134873352
I can't be driving, this is a land vessel of my fleet. Am I being detained? I'm a sovern citizen!!1!!

>>134874489
no, some SJW getting stopped by cops and makes the situation worse for herself

>>134873352

BIX NOOD MUFUGGA

>Hop out of muh whip and tryna pull mah twenny tu out of da waist
>Bitchass pig drops me
>All my niggas cryin an' prayin fo' me sayin' I dindu nuffin
>Pig's life ruind as my homies burn down tha' hole citay.

>>134873352
>No problem, here they are. Is there a problem officer?

Leave alive and well

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>>134874643
>don't fix your registration
>man fuck police for enforcing the thing I knew was fucked for a month

>>134874643

When your registration expires, does that mean that your insurance lapses, or are you still insured in case of personal injury to others?

>>134873352
>"Sure officer, but I just have one important question to ask you and I'll gladly cooperate."
>"Okay? Well go on."
>"Are traps gay?"
>"___. Alright, have a good day and drive safe."

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You don't need to see my identification.

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>>134874777
>the thing I knew was fucked for a month
You think I keep track of that bullshit?
>>134874803
No, registration is basically just yet another tax to the American people, there's no real reason for it.

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>>134873352
Police can't see shit inside your car as they approach. Have your ID(s) and papers out with hands on the wheel. Don't act like you did nothing wrong. Anything that makes their day a little easier will be good for you.

>>134874803
youre still insured as long as youre up to date on your insurance payments
registration is more of a way for the gov to keep track of you, while insurance is a way for corporations to steal even more money from you

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You bein detained MOFO!
Wat you doin bout dat naw?

>>134873665
This has gotten me out of a ticket twice.

>>134874919
Why are American pigs so trigger happy?

>>134874899

So does that mean you had insurance at that time?

I've got to admit that seems odd, you'd assume that your insurer would have a clause in there to revoke indemnities if you weren't registered.

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>>134873618
>30%

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>>134873352
hello officer

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>>134873352
>>Good Afternoon Sir
>>License and Registration please

>I pause... Somethings off here.
>feigning the motion to reach for my wallet I slam the door open.
>he's winded and the upper half of him has come through the window.
>I drive my knee up into the bridge of his nose breaking it and sending the shards back into his brain (Killing him instantly)
>his partner steps out of the cruiser and opens fire.
>with razor sharp reflexes I pull the corpse across to use as a human shield.
>while doing this I pull out his standard issue 45 magnum pistol from the holster and fire a single bullet (un-scoped) that sends his partners brains out the back of his head.
"hmph, nothing personal kid"
>back to the matter at hand....
>I take the cops sunglasses and hat off to revel a 893 tattoo across his forehead.....
>893? It takes me a moment....
>や,く,ざ... YAKUZA! its so obvious now.
>I have to assume they recognized my number plate.
>I hood slide over my car and parkour down the alleyway.
>faintly at first I can hear the Yakuza helicopters closing in....

Cont?

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>>134875080

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>>134874919
>bootlicking this hard

no sprechen englisch

>>134873352
AM I BEING DETAINED?

>>134874946
>insurance is a way for corporations to steal even more money from you

Requirements to be insured are more about individuals not having enough cash to their name at any one time to meet payments for personal injury and the like.

You'll find that a portion of your registration costs go into a whole bunch of shit, most likely a nominal defendant situation as well (where people who are hit by uninsured or unidentified drivers can still make a claim against a fund).

>>134875155
>bootlicking

14 year old "Antifa" anarchist detected!

>>134873352
>politely and submissively comply with all requests, just as if he were my bull
>end encounter without getting shot

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>>134875271
?

>>134874409

Correct. And take the keys out of the ignition and put them somewhere clearly visible.

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no, I'm busy. be gone.

>>134873352
Frank quit fucking around, or I'm going to be late to replace you at shift change.

>>134875754
KEK!

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>>134875155
I bet you don't even shoot kids for fun

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>>134875005
Because of shit like this

>>134873627
Underrated XD

>>134875005
Open carry and because Americans hate the law apparently.

>>134874153
>Knows that tint too dark is illegal
>Puts it on knowing consequences
>Get punished for knowingly breaking a law
>FUCKING PIGS
Leaf

>cop pulls me over
>Sees that I'm white
>"Sorry sir have a good day sir"
Feels nice being white

>>134875954
why did you post a white guy when its blacks that cause all the trouble with police?

are you purposefully being dishonest on 4chan?

Certainly officer, and you don't mind if I film our interaction with my window mounted Go Pro do you?

>>134874153
gay leaf's get tickets for tint, in vegas you tint everything including your windshield and still wont get pulled over for it

>>134873569
"I believe I see some colored gentlemen on the street corner smoking marijuana cigarettes and talking about their love of white women. Perhaps they should be detained."

>>134875338
This. I don't see why you'd proceed with the encounter any other way.

>>134876239
Are you blind

Don't act like a nigger

>>134873618
>90% mexican country
ok nigger, whatever you say

>>134873854
The beat "sovereign citizen" type video I've seen was of a guy wandering around with an AK in public going on about his right to open carry. This cop pulls up and is just like "Goddammit Jeff, again? We both know that you can do this but you're scaring people. Come on man." Top autism.

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>>134875103
Part 2 Continued.


>As the sound of the helicopter grows louder I know that there is no way to outrun this thing on foot, even for a gifted athelete like myself.
>I quickly free run up a fire escape and try to bring myself as level as posible the the helicopter.
>the search light finds me...
Good.... I want them to look me in the eyes as I do this
>I sqeeze off another expertly placed round. it hits the top of the rotor blades, Just like in GTA.
>Just as I expected it starts to swivel out of control and spirals to the ground exploding on impact and taking out countless Yakuza henchmen.
>while the decrease in henchmen has made things easier.
>I have unfortunatly given away my position.
>I hear the metal of the pipes and fire escapes etc as the henchmen rush up towards my rooftop.
>time to stand my ground.
>as they fill up the roof around me they leave a circle about 5 metres around with me in the middle....
>everyone is poised for a fight, like tigers ready to leap in attack.
>I bring my empty palm up and motion towards them all.
"Come and get it"
>from somewhere music starts
"Come on and slam and welcome to the jam
Come on and slam if you want to jam"
>I kick forward and break somones ribs, pushing off of them and arcing my leg back to strike somone coming in behind me.
>they are overpowering, I have to think of something quickly before I am zerg rushed.
>My Capoeira training kicks in and through a spinning barrage of legs I am soon the last person standing / Hand standing on the rooftop.
>my pants heavy with bloodstains I have a moment to catch my breath.
>That respite is soon cut short when I see what comes next.
> silently like a wave of red washing over the rooftops I can see them coming....
>its the Hand! the undead ninja cult from the marvel netflix universe is real just as my reseach confirmed....
>This must be why I am such a high value target.

>>134873352
CAN YOU PROVE THAT I'M DRIVING!?

The right thing to do is to have an autistic fit while screaming "I'M A SOVEREIGN CITIZEN"

>>134873352
How's your daughter officer? Isn't she starting high school soon? I hope nothing bad happens to her at any point. Now what was it you wanted again?

>have big chevy SUV
>extremely tinted windows, including driver and passenger side
>vehicle is a little banged up
>roll down window a little to expel large plumes of smoke at stop light

I SWEAR, THEY ALWAYS PROFILING ME CUZ IM BBLACK

>>134876743
lel, and shouting "that's rape!" every time he comes within 10 feet of you

>>134873352
>keys on dashboard
>sunglasses off
>hands on steering wheel
>'officer for my safety and yours I would like to declare my licensed firearm is in the center console. how would you like me to proceed?'
>get no ticket

Twice now like that.

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>>134876651
See, here's where you fucked up. This land belongs to us Natives, we are a brown country. We always have been. Now, you on the other hand.....

I wouldn't know because in my mid-30's I've never been pulled over cause I'm white, drive properly, only drunk drive when I'm going somewhere 5 minutes or less away, and keep my registration and shit up to date.

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>>134874899
You're suppose to. It's called being a responsible adult. Sorry you're so stupid to know of that concept.

>>134873352
>Sure, officer
>give officer license and registration
>don't get arrested and go on with my day because I'm not a savage
gg ez

>>134873665
Can confirm, got me out of a $300 ticket once.

>>134874504
freemen on the land are always fucking hilarious, that shit's some of the best compilation videos you can watch

>officer trying to not scream at the idiot
>they keep being moron
>ends with them being tased after their windows are smashed out

>>134873618
>99%

I am greek

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>>134874777
checked
op is retarded

>>134874899
>You think I keep track of that bullshit

Nigger they send your new one in the mail. You literally don't have to do anything to stay valid.

>>134873618
>>>>40%

>>134873352
I've got a gun

"don't reach for it then"

ok

"step out of the vehicle"

ok

"removes weapon"

ect ect

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>>134874899
>doesn't pay for his car registration
you have to go back Juan

>>134877399
>You literally don't have to do anything to stay valid.
except open your mail, write a check, and mail it back to the DMV. OP is obviously a basketball American

>>134876695
Pretty sure the best one was the BLM nigress who used her baby niglet as a shield while pulling a gun on the traffic cops.

>>134873352
>>134873468

I'M NOT DRIVING SIR I AM TRAVELING

YOU DO NOT HAVE JURISDICTION OVER ME

THE IS INVALID UNDER COLOR OF LAW

>>134873352
I'd pull out my flash card and read quotes from it: https://wearechange.org/u-s-supreme-court-says-no-license-necessary-to-drive-automobile-on-public-highwaysstreets/

Alternatively/also:
AM I BEING DETAINED? AM I FREE TO GO?

>>134873665
Nice. Do you lean out of the vehicle and give his cock a quick rub, tug and suck too? Maybe a quick rimjob just to get in his good graces? (Just being edgy, your tip on how to properly massage these power tripping faggot's egos are good)

>>134873413
Die.

>>134876860
[Chance of getting Shot Intensifies]

>>134873413
>using google translate
You're pretending to be the wrong kind of jew.

>>134876906
>only drunk drive when I'm going somewhere 5 minutes or less away,

fuck you, just fucking walk home

>>134873352
>"hmph, now you will learn to fear the night"
>grabs by head
>pulls out curved knife
>"pigs... never learn..."
>pull head through window
>jam knife into spine
>"heh... this is for Trayvon"
>releases head
>body slides out the window, coughing up blood
>drive off

>>134873352
I would first say that I want to see where his hands are clearly at ALL times. He is NOT to reach into his belt under any circumstance unless instructed to. If he refuses to comply with this I will then:

Say there are internal dashcams in the car and you are being recorded, do you wish to proceed with this investigation. If not you are free to walk away with no consequences.

If he acknowledges and proceeds then I will co-operate.

If he becomes irate with the knowledge of internal dashcams and demands me to remove them. I will suspiciously deny their existence from that point on and let his doubt tear him apart. Hopefully he is so distracted with finding the non-existent cameras that he forgets to shoot me.

If he walks away then good.

>>134873352
i got hooked on sovereign citizens getting owned compilations recently, so this whole thread is hilarious to me

>>134873413
אוי ויי אתה כזה מצחיק

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>>134877556
>I absolutely love paying taxes for no good reason

The best goyim

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I DO NOT CONSENT!

Just say "me no speaki english"

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What does the ayncap "sovereign citizen" crowd do when they find out that they are being detained?

Another strategy is to claim that you have aids and tend to bleed eratically and unexpectedly.

Hopefully he will be too afraid to touch you/shoot you.

>>134873352
Roll up the window and start playing NWA's Fuck the Police while smoking a blunt.

Oh wait I'm not a Nigger. I smile hand him my license and registration and act polite and respectful to the officer and when we are done i wish him a good safe day.

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>>134873352
I had to pay for my standard license renewal this year, it cost $450 for the next decade. That's more than some cars are worth. It feels like they're fining me just for being a driver. Australia is fucked.
How much do your license renewals cost lads?

>SIR I AM TRAVELLING! UNDER THE ARTICLES OF CONFEDERATION...

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>>134873727
You're alright.

>>134874643
>A fine of $54 for not unfucking yourself is theft
t. Poorfag

>give license and registration
>was probably speeding by 10 mph or something
>cop goes to check for tickets or priors or warrants
>finds nothing
>comes back and says "slow down sir"
>I leave with a warning
I mean i've gotten a couple tickets, totally on me for getting impatient or lackadaisical on the highway and going like 75 or 80 instead of 65, usually the cops are pretty understanding and forgiving if you're not going like fucking 120 in a 60 though. When you get nervous and sweaty, you look suspicious. Meme all you want about race but if you don't act fucking suspicious, there won't be any reason for them to be suspicious of you. Stop being fucking paranoid that they're gonna single you out for something, and they won't. It's like magic.

>>134873352
I muh travuhlur

I'll bitch slap that cop then piss on him as he is crying with a cherry red face

>>134879212
32USD for 8 years.

(Virginia)

>>134874173
Why not just have that shit ready?

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>>134873618
>united states

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>>134876239
No. It's the boyfriend of Bobbi Kristina (Whitney Houston's daughter). The guy who was abusing her and found to be responsible for her death.

>>134873352
Am I free to go?

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>>134879601
DELET

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>>134879212
good lord my id

>>134878170
>another cop shows up
>you do the same thing
>another cop shows up
>you do the same thing
>another cop shows up
>you: "n-nani!"
>you do the same thing
>cop: "pssh... looks like he's been trapped in my genjutsu... how pathetic."
>cop 2: "what genjutsu is this?"
>cop: "heh... Izanami... My sharingan knows no limits"

>>134874899
>Didnt know his registration expired
Its in big bold numbers on your registration sticker 2 feet in front of you while you drive dumbass. Its a tax but its not like income or capital gains that just funds gibs, its a tax for funding road repairs and maintenance. You, yes YOU are the reason liberty/main street has so many potholes.

>>134877672
Holy Fuck link?

>>134873352
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWBqxFtdW3E

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>>134873352
>Do you need a quick rundown, officer, or am I free to go?

>>134875155

>not being as efficient as possible while making the encounter easier for both of you for the sake of a juvenile sense of rebellion

>>134874643
>times I got robbed by a nigger: 0

Sounds like he's doing his job just fine

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>>134873627
fucking ECKS DEE

>>134879640
they have infrared scanners that can xray your movements inside your car so if they see you going for your glove or pocket while theyre within 1 mile radius of your car they'll run over to you and unload their m4s mag on you

>>134880856
Can't believe whoever the odiot that forced meme upon us planted a seed that just made me laugh.

>>134881155
Yeah, I fucking hated bogposting when it was new, but now it's fun

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>>134873618
>united states

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UH OH
Now what do?

I AM A SOVERGN CITIZEN!
UNDER WHAT AUTHORITY DO YOY HAVE TO INTERCEPT AND DETAIN ME?
WHY AM I BEING PUT IN HANDCUFFS?
WHY DO THESE HURT?
TAKE THEM OFF MEEE!!!

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>AM I BEING DETAINED?
>AM I BEING DETAINED?
>AM I BEING DETAINED?
>AM I BEING DETAINED?
>AM I BEING DETAINED?

>>134874302
This 100 times. Fuck anyone who thinks they have any authority to stop me. Cops need to be abolished. Only in a homogenous society with borders will this happen. Steven L Anderson is the boy. FWBC y'all.

>>134873433
quality response

>>134880867
Yankee scum detected

>>134873352
please dont shoot

>>134883153
This is why you need to have your firearm drawn waiting for him as he approaches. In his mind he's going over constantly what will be the quickest way to kill you, so much is he focussed on that, that he will gun you down for even the slightest twitch, and take pleasure in doing so. You need to fire as he approaches, no exceptions. I've never been pulled over yet.

>>134875354
Hi newfag

Welcome to 4chan

If you're a libertarian, voluntaryist, or ancap, please feel free to visit your respective boards of freedom, prosperity, and liberty
>>>/k/
>>>/biz/
>>>/g/
>>>/diy/
>>>/d/

However, if you attempt to post your ideology on >>>/pol/ other than one of a cucked, hitler fangirl, bootlicking 14 yo, you will be instantly entitled to the new label of "commie antifa nigger" despite any and all futile attempts to refute and rebuke the mgtow stormfags among this board

You have been warned.

Enjoy your stay in 4chan. Once you're here, you're here forever

>>134883403
>if you post something people disagree with on /pol/ they'll express their disagreement with it
OH NO
THE HORROR
REDDIT PLZ HELP

>>134873433
articles of confederation? do you know US history?

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Certainly my good man
I shall first require you to fill out this document for my record keeping
Cheers!

>>134873352
All the cops here already know me, if they don't then it's because they're new. They don't even pull me over and will generally go out of their way to avoid me at this point, not that I can blame them. I have historically always been a massive waste of time for them.

>>134873569
Want to know how I know you're racially a nigger?

>>134873834
i'm now convinced niggers are ethnically australian
i mean, both are convicts, after all
the parallels are startling, now that i think about it

>>134883626
> a disagreement about a subjective opinion
> A false accusation about an objective fact

pick one

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>>134873468
Many such cases.

go fuck yourself aint no body got time for that

mail me the ticket prick

>>134873352
Fuck you.

>>134885427
Sorry but you need to take your tumblrina faggot overly sensitive snowflake bullshit and go somewhere else with it if you're this easily assblasted.

>>134874256
It's out of pure laziness

>>134874803
Insurance isn't tied to registration. Assuming you own the car outright, if your registration lapses, it only means you can't drive it on the road; you still have the title, so you retain ownership. The good news is, since you can't drive it on public highways, they don't send you a tax bill.

If you have a lien on the car and are still making payments, you may have violated the terms of purchase if you let insurance and/or registration lapse, and they may have the right to repossess the car.

/Not a lawyer

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>>134885723
>kvetching
They sell special tampons for that open wound of yours, buddy, but your mangina still doesn't mean you're a girl so quit bitching like one

>>134875954
>white people don't have guns

>>134873352
Hey Thomas.
Very cool. Alright, yes I WOULD like a police escort home.
You and Jill still coming over for the BBQ?
Alright, how are the boys?
See you at batting practice!

>Begin taking out license and registration

"Can I ask why you pulled me over Officer?"

If I was doing something wrong, or I had a tail light out I would cooperate.

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>>134873352

>fumbles through wallet
>hands over my white priveledge card
>officer studies card with extreme prejudice
>checks my priveledge
>asks me if I want to go on a ride along
>spend rest of the day beating niggers and spics with a baton

Shoot now. Ask questions never.

pretend to be retarded and inept. pull out tons of papers looking for my reg. hand him the wrong things.

license and registration demand is to set the tone of "i command, you obey." only works if you willingly stay in that frame.

>>134874153
>car fags blowing their money on stupid shit for their cars and getting pulled over all the time because they are always "racing" in their gay little "sleepers" and pointing at every car like "dat car a x350, it fast, dat car Engine, strong, dat car big vroom vroom!"

Such is life as a car fag. Buy a boat or something you teenagers.

I call him a communist and show him my administrative id.

>pretend to have a seizure
>police calls an ambulance
>have to pay 9000 dollars to a private hospital but get out of paying the government 90 dollars for a speeding ticket
checkmate communists

>>134873352
Certainly, officer! Was I speeding? I thought I was about 5 under the limit, maybe my speedometer is busted.

>>134873562
Virtually none, but the vocal idiots are fun to parody.

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>>134873627

>>134873618
put me in the screencap!

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>>134889340

Cars are the patrician hobby of the enlightened mind.

>>134873352
I'm a pirate and I abide by the law of the high seas, yaaaaaaar

>>134873352
true story
>here you go
>i pulled you over because you were driving 57 in a 35
>oh
>also your car smells like weed
>ok
>if you have under an ounce its just a ticket youd do well to just give it to us
>dont have any officer
>*searches car finds 3 separate quarter ounces another is still hidden* ah what do we have here
>some weed
>and also your weed grinder and papers
>yep
>anything else in your car
>no
>well we found a 6 pack and your license says your under 21
>oh
>ill let you off for the speeding weed and paraphernalia but you have to write an essay on why minors shouldnt drink alcohol
>really?
>yea thats the best we can do for you
>uh thanks officer
story continues

Fuck the police

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>got a $100 ticket a few years ago for having my parking garage light on instead of my normal lights (I didn't know) in a well-lit area and got ticketed anyway without a warning
>had to pay for and attend defensive driving so it wouldn't show up on my public record
>white

cops here are all mexican and are fucking assholes. Hope I see his name in the obituary someday.

>>134890956
15 miles down the road after this traffic stop still have quarter in my car cop pulls me over
>do you know why i pulled you over
>no
>your brake light is out also your car smells like weed
>didnt know my brake light was out and your late on the whole weed thing cops in the last town took it all
>really?
>yea
>did they give you a ticket?
>they gave me this essay prompt i have to write and submit to them
>this is about alcohol not weed though
>yea they also took my beer
>oh... well im not gonna give you a ticket for your brakelight get it fixed tomorrow
>sure thing officer

>>134889340
tint protect the interior from the sun.

>>134873352
FUCK YOU PIG

Hah, that'll show him

>>134873352
As reasonable as I'd like to think myself to be, I'd probably do the perfectly normal and understandable human thing:
>not answering questions
>yell the same statement over and over affirming my innocence in all and any matters
>reach for the glove compartment while the officer is yelling not to proceed, because, after all, I am innocent in all matters so it makes perfect sense to show him my legal firearm and get that settled
>if the officer lays a hand on me, intensify my pleas of innocence and squirm away diplomatically
>he tries to cuff me? flail about violently in order to better call attention to my pleas of innocence which are clearly being misunderstood for some reason
>ask my grandmother to explain the trajectory of my life, which is a turnabout

>>134873352
AYO WHITEY STOP OPRESSING MEH
*pulls out a joint*

>>134873618
sure mr. -24.5%

>>134873352
Hands up,
Run
>T. Dindu Nuffin

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>>134873727
You're a top lad Anon.