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how can he be number 1 and number 4 at the same time

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>>131894632
Damn. F.

>>131894632
feels bad

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>>131894734
Number one actor and stage 4 cancer

>>131894734
haha asshole

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>>131894878
Fucking pedo

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This timeline fucking sucks.

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>>131896404
>yfw she's actually 32

>>131896571
There were only 3 humans in the show, two grown ass man and a little girl.

The sun goes down, and LazyTown rests

In a villain's mind, loneliness besets

But

Through the memories of dance and song

We find that you, "Robbie Rotten",

Were number one,

All along.


._.

>>131894632

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He cant die, He's number one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQgZwIJQe-c

Shouldn't have made fun of Trump. Now the curse will get him.

>>131894632
Looks nothing like him

>>131896262
He is your greatest cultural export, he deserves a state funeral.

He will always be number one.
;-;7

look at this cancer that i just found

F

You know it will happen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rs5uTYplH0

>>131897419
Well written

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>>131894632
F

>>131899135
when I say go, be ready to metastasize

>>131894632
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>You will never relive the 2005-2007 pre cancer version of 4chan again.
>You will never find Lazytown memes for the first time again and be filled with wonder and excitement.

>>131894632
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>>131894632
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>>131894632
heh. that picture is taken in copenhagen. i wonder if he lives here.

A pity. But I guess there's no turning back for him.
May he be remembered as a meme.

We wuz number one and shit

>>131894632

F

Check 'em. For old time's sake.

>>131899943
it's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake.

>>131894632
F

>i see i will have to show them how its done

too soon?... yeh its still to soon may god look over the guy.

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>robbie eats cake and doesn't exercise
>dies
>boogie's entire diet consists of burgers, pizza, doritoes, soft drinks, and jars of mayonaise and also doesn't exercise even when world class trainers offer to help him
>lives on the taxpayer dime
worst timeline

>>131899879
GO

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>>131894632
noice

>>131894632
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>>131901094
>pack of cigs
Well I guess that explains where the cancer came from

>>131894632
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>>131894632

F

;_;7

Be by God's side, you beautiful bastard.

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>>131894632
F

Þ

>>131894632
F

>>131894632
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Fuck em

what the fuck is this on /pol/ for

>>131903926
/pol/ is full with literal manchildren.

>>131894632
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>>131894632
Feels bad man

He'll ride eternal as number one

>>131894632
this has nothing to do with politics. go play with your fuck goat, retard.

>>131904198
Rare

>>131903926
>>131904232
>implying the lazy town series isn't the greatest political statement of our generation

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>>131894632
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>>131894632
only the good die young

>>131904232

Does someone want to provide context for this? I've been on /pol/ for six years and I don't know this shit.

>>131904434
Iceland? Not rare at all

>>131901094
>smoker
Stupid faggot.

>>131904538
go watch all the we are number 1 memes on youtube

>>131894632
:(

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>>131894632
what rotten luck

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>>131894632
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>>131904772

Thanks. Still don't get it.

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>>131894632
>idontknowwhatthefuckisgoingon.jpg

>>131894632
Ф

>>131894878
>>131896396
Me and my sister always thought Stephanie was a guy crossdressing.

>>131903323
>>131904668

You retards know it PANCREAS cancer he has and not lung right?

Also

>Smoking causes cancer meme

good goys buy our electronic cigars that are much healthier for you! it comes with a complimentary fedora!

>>131901094

>knife and fork in the wrong hands

Fucking peasant.

>>131894632
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>>131894632

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>>131908997

>>131897848
He's a designated villain, he's allowed, NAY, expected!

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>>131894632
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>>131894632
wow what a fucking loser

daily reminder cancer leads to biological immortality for the enlightened

>>131894632
Yeah who cares, this motherfucker started a charity for children and stole most of the money from it. Fuck him, also shit actor.

>>131909384
>>131909331
>>>/out/

>>131894734
Thanks for the chuckle m8

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>>131909697

>>131909384
>>131909331
Just making shit up the posts

>>131894632
#1

>>131894632
F
You will always be number one

>>131909654
>>131909697
>>131909738
Don't you have some Smash Mouth members to get fucked by, Shadbase?

>>131909331
Kill yourself goddamn Canadian faggot

Your fucking country is in shambles.
Hope everyone pf your family gets a fatal disease

Serious question: How can we let him know he will live immortally through the internet via memes?

>>131894632
f

>>131909654
>>131909697
God is looking down on us with disappointment.

>>131894734
oh, snap!

>>131910379
If god is looking down on us that makes god a voyeur and no better than the guy posting Lazytown loli shit.

>>131909654
>>131909697
>>131909738
Why this piece of shit hasn't been jailed yet? A fucking pedo posting on normietube and it's ok for everyone

>>131894632
F he embraced the meme, i embrace him in my thoughts of hope and strength.

>>131910624

>>>/kiwifarms

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>>131910326
He already knows, anon. He's always known.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz88DildnPs

>>131908986
Newfag I bet you haven't been here since 2006

>>131909061
>implying that's female

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>>131909654
>>131909697
>>131909738

>dying of cancer, only weeks left to spend with your wife and kids

>spend all day shitposting about stinky old racist Drumpf and Muh Muslim Ban on Twitter

Seems like a sensible use of his time

>>131898863
You forgot about Bjork.

>>131907381

yes very very good goy spend 20 dollars a day to poison yourself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6oKjuvA55g

;_;

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Shatner outlived him

>>131894632
F

>>131894632
Did he fuck that pink haired lesbo or not?

>>131909654
Shadman. Way to disrespect fucking bitch.

>>131894632
wtf is lazy town who the fuck is karl stefansson

>>131894632
You should tell /pol/ what this guy thinks of Trump and note a sudden shift in opinion.

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>>131910630

>>131894632
Who gives a shit?
Not /pol/ related

S

Post more porn

>>131909738
>>131909697
>>131909654

>shadman art that doesn't feature an asshole mole

Has he learned a sense of restraint?

>>131907381
>Smoking causes cancer meme
american education ladies and gents

>>131911361
>being this new

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>>131910992

SHAD IS /OURGUY/

>>131911361
nvm i looked it up. its a fucking nick jr tv show. how autistic are you faggots? bunch of pederasts

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>>131894632
HAHAHHAHAHAA, you killed our people in 2016, now yours are dying and I've never felt better, hopefully Clint Eastwood is next, 2017 is our year

>>131911632
He's a vital part of 4chan culture you nigger

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>>131900734
It-its the way you m-make it!

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>>131907381
>>131911508
All associations between smoking and cancer are the result of non-randomized epidemiological studies.

Even in animals [hard science, actual experimental studies with forced tubing to deliver tobacco smoke 24/7, scientists are unable to induce lung cancer with tobacco smoke. In fact, tobacco smoke sometimes extended the life spans in low doses and would protect against radon induced lung cancer.

>>131896396
So wait, is "she" fucking pedobear in the ass?

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D-do what you want c-cause a pirate is fr-free...

Y-you are a p-pirate...

>>131911883
no, it will be hillary.

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>>131894632
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>>131912024

>>131894632
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>>131912024

Professional moron or gifted amateur, which one are you?

>>131911924
>muh le epic meme man!
fuck off he's a character in a show for children under the age of 8. the only reason you faggots probably know him is because you fantasize about the girl in the show

>>131912232
>Remember the 10 million

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>>131901094
Boogie is getting high-risk surgery in a few weeks
Also:

>he got too lazy to go to the toilet and diapers in his size were too expensive in the long run so he just shat himself wherever he sat
>wife begged him to stop but he didn´t care
>wife forced him to get a colostomy bag installed so she didn´t have to scoop up his runny, greenish shits every 20 minutes
>he didn´t empty it himself, said it was "too depressing" for him
>went to a con a day after he filmed one of his "lol I eat lots of food" clips
>colostomy bag imploded, shit ran down his leg, terrible smell everywhere
>he tried to play it off by acting like Francis and quickly waddled away
>his wife had to clean him up in the con bathroom while he was crying and shouting insults
>was seen and hour later, laughing and wolfing down a 50-piece nugget meal

>>131912024
OK guy, are you telling me it's ok to smoke? if so, I'll be able to finish this pack without feeling like a POS

>>131909654
>>131909697
>>131909738
Cock=hard

>>131911632
It was aired 13 years ago, so people that watched it are now old enough to post on 4chan

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>>131894632
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>>131912291
Gifted professional. I too used to buy into the anti-smoking sham.

If you want to see real scientific arguments when it comes to the health effects of smoking, I encourage you to read the works of (fellow Australian), Dr. William Whitby:

>"Smoking is Good for You" by William T. Whitby M.D.

https://www.scribd.com/document/125915399/Smoking-is-Good-for-You


>"The Smoking Scare Debunked" by William T. Whitby M.D.

http://wispofsmoke.net/PDFs/Whitby.pdf

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>>131912111

>>131912500
Did you see him at Vidcon? Fatass rides a motor scooter now.

>>131904640
Rare

>>131912633
I can't wait until you get cancer. I'll piss on your grave myself.

>>131904827
CARLOS

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>>131904827
fucking hell

>>131912700
Yes, and his wife is almost 300lbs these days because of all the stress-eating

HERE'S A LITTLE LESSON IN COVFEFE

CANCER'S GONNA KILL ME EVEN WITH MONEY

>>131911883
Stefan is a liberal you nonce.

>>131911847
As someone who skydives your pic is fucking hilarious

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>>131912633
My dad died from lung cancer as a result of smoking a pack a day for 35 years. You sound like one of the FB posts that claims sunblock is actually what causes skin cancer.

F
He was ok.

>>131912500
I'm calling it now, he survives the surgery but overeats within a month and busts his staple. He's going to suffer a painful death via internal bleeding. Everything I've seen about the guy tells me he doesn't have the willpower to not eat.

>>131912533
Yes, it is fine to smoke unfiltered cigarettes, especially if you do not exceed 15 per day. In fact, I would argue that it is good for you because of the anti-aging compounds within tobacco that have been shown to prevent Parkinson's and Alzheimer's disease and to even extend DNA telomeres. Most supercentarians were tobacco smokers.
Using filtered cigarettes will result in inorganic, cellulose acetate fibers being deposited into your lungs.
This is why so many smokers go on to use COPD, because they smoked (defective) filtered cigarettes.

>>131894632

wow amazing political thread, great job mods for keeping this board on topic

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>>131912111
hug

>>131897419
Nice. Very good.

>>131894632
Not politics.
Sage

>>>/b/

>>131903926
/pol/ is /b/ now. Has been for a while.

>>131913197
Hi CIA, glad to see you're still posting here.

>>131894632
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>>131894632
Damn I thought I heard that he got over it.

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>>131904538
/pol/ isn't 6 years old, newfriend.

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>Fun is infinite.

>>131894632
Not /pol/ related but
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>>131907381
>>131912024
>>131912232
>>131912633
>falling for the tabacco Jew
Good goy!

>>131912306

Fuck off you newfag, your seed is weak an your children will all be born with autism

F

>>131904417
rulefags have to go back

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>>131913180
Screencap this:
>He will survive the surgery, do a vlog detailing his weight loss for a while
>he will lose a ton of weight
>less and less vlogs will be released
>weight loss will stop/he´ll rebound a bit
>becomes depressed, starts eating like before
>gains weight back completly or +/- a few pounds
>starts whining and complaining when his viewers point it out
>dies within the next 10 years

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>>131894632
Mr Trash...

>>131913135
>My dad died from lung cancer as a result of smoking a pack a day for 35 years

This is a very biased, "Post hoc ergo propter hoc", fallacy based arising from flawed anecdotal observation and incomplete information.
You do not know if the smoking cause cancer. You see that he smoked and you blame smoking for causing it.

I am willing to bet that he quit shortly before he got cancer?
Tobacco smoke actually suppresses various cancer growth factors---- the majority of smokers who get cancer are those who suddenly stop because these cancer growth factors like IGF-1, which were previously suppressed by the tobacco use, were "upregulated".

If you will find the following paper by Cross, et al

>Carcinogenic effects of radon daughters, uranium ore dust and cigarette smoke in beagle dogs.

You will see that tobacco smoke has anti-carcinogenic effects. If anything, the tobacco use bought your dad a few extra years of life so you should be thankful.

>>131894632
Didn't he had surgery? It came back? Fuck man, that's sad
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>>131903926
He belongs to all boards anon. We are all hurting. We feel your pain too, senpai.

>>131912633
>(fellow Australian)
suddenly the picture comes into focus

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>>131909697
>>131909738
>Shadbase

Even in /pol/ I have to suffer with your shit tastes

F

>>131907381
>PANCREAS cancer

damn, that's a bad one

plz just post robbie gifs, everyone else can fuck off back to their poo in the loo threads.

>>131894632
he has pancreatic cancer. the prognosis was never good.

>>131908997
>>131909061
>>131910936
Lana Rain :)

>>131894632
I knew he was going to die. Pancreatic cancer has a 2% five year survival rate and if the doctors can't surgically remove the tumour your chances drop to almost zero.

looks nothing like that weird piece of shit he played on the show

>>131894632
Somebody once told me I'll never be a villain number one, I'm not the sharpest tool in town.

>>131913803
>demonized by the media and most orthodox medicine
>"tobacco Jew"
>Big tobacco was never Jewish except in an episode of Mad Men.
If anyone is falling for anything, it's you falling for the anti-smoking lies.

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Why do cumskins claim they're the smartest race when they can't even find a cure for cancer?

>>131914877
wait, what do you believe?

>>131914877
Such amazing well worked out excuses to give yourself lung cancer. Go on, finish me off with your anti-semitic rhetoric, weakling.

>>131915009
that nigger looks like he's at least 35

>>131915009
lots of people have been on the verge of curing cancer for decades.... Where is it now?

>>131914877
You're wasting your money on cancer. The "anti-smoking lies" aren't costing me a penny. You're the one getting Jewed.

>>131915035
The anti-smoking movement was and remains a total sham not backed up by hard science.
There is yet to be a single experimental study, animal or otherwise, showing that tobacco use is harmful.

F

>>131915291
Okay, so let's approach this with science.
What do you say to the increased risk of certain forms of cancer when you smoke? For example, a ten second google search: https://www.cdc.gov/tobacco/data_statistics/fact_sheets/index.htm.
It doesn't seem that smoking is beneficial or inconsequential. What is your response?
Remember: science is not about proving truth, but disproving falsifiability. The 'it's just a theory' isn't an accurate rebuttal. Just wanted to put it out there.

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>>131912500
>He has a wife and I can't even get a gf.
What the fuck does he even do for a living?

Oh, also F
rip my nigga Robbie

>>131907381
>Risk factors for pancreatic cancer include tobacco smoking, obesity, diabetes, and certain rare genetic conditions.[2] About 25% of cases are linked to smoking,[3]

>>131915250
>wasting your money on cancer
>implying it even causes cancer
>implying tobacco has no other benefits
Wrong again. Tobacco smoke has anti-inflammatory, cognition enhancing, anti-carcinogenic, age-extension benefits. The opportunity cost of not consuming tobacco far exceeds the dollar cost of buying or rolling a pack of unfiltered cigarettes.

I cited a study earlier in the thread showing that tobacco smoke not only failed to cause cancer, but was protective against radon induced cancer.

>>131915009

We have a cure for aids, or at least we know how to not get it

>>131915659
>Tobacco smoke has anti-inflammatory, cognition enhancing, anti-carcinogenic, age-extension benefits. The opportunity cost of not consuming tobacco far exceeds the dollar cost of buying or rolling a pack of unfiltered cigarettes.
This is "healthy at every size tier" lunacy.

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>>131896571
26 right now...

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>>131912024
>>131912396
>>131907381

You realise Nazi Germany was the first nation to discover smoking caused cancer and discouraged it's citizens from smoking right?

>Inb4 someone claims Nazis were a jewish plot.

>>131915854
I'd argue that while it's horrible for you physically, there is certainly a benefit to cognition and creativity that you need to weigh in a cost benefit analysis. It's not an accident that almost every writer or intellectual smokes.

>>131915561
>What do you say to the increased risk of certain forms of cancer when you smoke?
>For example, a ten second google search: https://www.cdc.gov/tobacco/data_statistics/fact_sheets/index.htm.

1. These are entirely epidemiological studies that sample from non-randomized populations and are inherently, and fatally flawed because of this.
2. Correlation does not imply causation exists (see earlier post graphs for example: >>131912024 )
3. These results are not consistent across other countries with better dietary patterns and less demographically and class segregated smoking habits; see the "Smoker's Paradox" of Japan.
4. The researchers are often funded by anti-smoking groups like the American Lung Association looking for a specific result. If they provide evidence that does not conform to to this result, they likely will not receive funding from them again.
5. Hard science [experimental studies] contradict the casual role of tobacco smoking and lung cancer.

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>>131915659
>Tobacco smoke has anti-inflammatory, cognition enhancing, anti-carcinogenic, age-extension benefits.

>>131915659
>I cited a study earlier in the thread showing that tobacco smoke not only failed to cause cancer, but was protective against radon induced cancer.
Your only "proof" that smoking is healthy is a couple of books from the 1970s and 1980s that were written by an Australian no one has heard of.

>>131916770

imagine knowing how to not get aids, and still getting it

>>131894632
;_;
F
RIP IN PEACE ROBBY
YOU'LL ALWAYS BE #1

>>131911079
Shatner was on MLP 2 weeks ago, he already sounds dead. I think they just blow some air into his lungs and let him deflate to 'talk'

>>131916269
At least you admit it's horrible for your health. I don't mind smokers, I mind retards who insist smoking is healthy.

>>131915568
you would have a wife if you had gorillions in youtube money

>>131894632
Wait I thought he got cured?

>>131916671
On point one, how so? Where do you derive this conclusion from?
On point two, that isn't actually an argument. You know there are efforts in science to minimize other confounding factors, so as to arrive at a conclusion? Pointing out one of the factors does not negate others. Take Molyneux and beating your kids: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvmhHXfJzFg.
Just because the child's capability can be seen as being effected by spanking doesn't mean other factors aren't involved. Just saying that statement doesn't really raise any counter-evidence. A good example would be the increased rate of nickels and the rate at which pirate populations decline. Obviously, the two are not related and many factors are not accounted for.
On point 3, we can extend point two using your own logic. Just because the dietary patterns might be better doesn't mean that that's the cause of decreased risk of cancer. But it isn't a good argument because you can't defend against it because it has no evidence behind it.
On point four, that's a genetic fallacy. If the Pope says water is wet, we take him at his word even if we're atheists.
On point five, source?

>>131917155
Does he just make money off people watching him be fat on youtube?

>>131905811
Wow, that would be even hotter than the real thing.

>>131915009
>>131915217

There never will be one. Anyone who claims or posts about a "cure for cancer" is a fucking idiot that doesn't understand what cancer is. Or a scammer. Cancer is the general name we give to over 200 seperate diseases each with their own biometric mechanisms and responses to stimulus. There never will be A single CANCER CURE. There may however be hundreds of cancer cures in the future. Each for the various types. So far we haven't discovered one.

>>131894632
he is number 1

>>131915854
>anti-inflammatory
>Acute cigarette smoke has a suppressive effect on the number of eosinophils and several inflammatory cytokines, possibly due to the anti-inflammatory effect of carbon monoxide.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1747102/pdf/v059p00713.pdf

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/10742149

>cognition enhancing

Tobacco smoke contains MAOIs, nicotine, Coenzyme Q10, that are known to positively affect cognition.

>anti-carcinogenic

See the radon dog study I posted earlier.

>age-extension

>increases telemere length
>upregulates KLOTHO

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4585559/

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/16517060?dopt=Citation

Hard science is not lunacy.

>>131894632
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>>131916671
The think you mention about other countries has some truth, but I think it's mainly because America is uniquely shitty in terms of walking and exercise. Europeans and Japs walk all the fucking time b/c less car culture, whereas americans for the most part are lazy as fuck and drive everywhere. Hence even though lung cancer is probably more prevalent in Europe/Japan, they live longer since heart disease kills first.

NOW LOOK AT THIS COFFIN, THAT I JUST FOUND

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>>131916840
See this post: >>131917610

>>131897419
Noice

>>131894632
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>>131917827
This is also not logically accurate. Just because there are lots of studies on something doesn't make it true. There is no such thing as a consensus in science: just as Galileo. In reality, you have to appeal to the validity of the claims raised. If they are truth or not. It could be the case that the other anon's sources are true, but just attacking the source or appealing to the majority isn't an argument.

>>131917142
try and explain to me why so many people that live to 100+ are lifetime smokers

haha checkmate vapecuck

>>131917827
Dont be fucking retarded, are you now just being thic on purpose?

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>>131894878
our guy?

>>131917843
contd.

There's this retarded meme here where people think that being skinny is all that matters for health, whereas the reality is that you can be slim as fuck but still drop dead of a heart attack because you barely ever walked in your life. For some reason walking is almost taboo/poor person tier here and so middle class fags do unsustainable things like running instead which is unsustainable in old age. Hence heart attacks.

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>>131894632
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>>131904827
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>>131917968
I would never use a mouthfedora.

>>131903499
wonder if the cause is in that pic.

>>131894632
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>>131917416
>people
Probably every hyperobese gaming waste of space kid aged 12-15
That's a lot of cash considering how many shit parents there are these days

>>131918155
suck my titties, nigga. don't badmouth robbie

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>>131910624
because 2d is not 3d?

>>131910624
what if the child consents, tho?

You would know about that muhammed

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>>131894632
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>>131912500
roll for death on surgery

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>>131918029
Okay, okay, I fucked up. Never mind that post.

>>131894632
F fuck me im sad

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>>131917879
Thanks sempais. No one deserves to die by cancer. I wish you well.

>>131912500
PAY
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This is off topic thread. I should know.

>>131917364
>On point one, how so? Where do you derive this conclusion from?
The very nature of intentionally seeking out "smokers" with "lung cancer" is by definition, non-randomized sampling.
If you are familiar with statistics, you will know how this can contaminate everything, making it prone to a series of flaws such as judgmental sampling, accidental sampling, snowball sampling, et cetera

R2, Ideally this should be the case but it isn't. The whole of anti-smoking science rests on epidemiological studies and researchers draw casual relations from them

R3, I'm not saying it's definite. I was saying that epidemiological data exists that is contradictory.

R5, (to be continued)

>Carcinogenic effects of radon daughters, uranium ore dust and cigarette smoke in beagle dogs. - Cross, et al

>>131919074
nice ip fagolord

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>>131917125
Genuinely made me lol

>>131919272
What IP?

>>131919144
https://academic.oup.com/carcin/article/26/9/1488/2390957/Carcinogenicity-studies-of-inhaled-cigarette-smoke

>>131919345
look at your fucking image

>>131919144
>The very nature of intentionally seeking out "smokers" with "lung cancer" is by definition, non-randomized sampling.
Is that what they did though? Wasn't it of the individuals who took up smoking, that many just happened to develop cancer?
>The whole of anti-smoking science rests on epidemiological studies and researchers draw casual relations from them
I guess this ties into point one.
>I'm not saying it's definite. I was saying that epidemiological data exists that is contradictory.
Is that the citation here? >>131919372

>>131919345
BREAKING NEWS: IDIOT DOX'S HIMSELF

>>131919144
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/9608635

>No statistically significant increase in the incidence of malignant lung tumors was seen in either species as a result of smoke exposure, a finding that does not agree with the results of epidemiological studies in humans.

>>131919345
>>131919074
Somebody post the tiers of shitposting. Doxxing yourself is one tier above shitposting with your parents. This guy is woke.

>>131919272
Everybody here either uses dynamic ip or a VPN or something nobody barebacks Fortune.org

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>>131894632
do what you want cause a pirate is free

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>>131894632
Good. He was a creep.

>>131916144
Wtf I love jews now

>>131915659
oh man you are so good at bulshitting

i'd even say you are honorary, come over.

>>131919525
Yes. Otherwise it would have been a very long and lengthy randomized longitudinal study.
Find the study design section.

>Is that the citation here?

No, that was in reference to point No. 5, search "Japan" + "Smoker's Paradox" if you are looking for the the contradictory epidemiological data.
It is well known vs the hard science citations I have been posting.

>>131894632
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>>131919835
"The council decided to have you hung by your entrails and your corpse paraded through the city"

>>131920048
Interesting. Just out of curiosity, and answer honestly (not that it would make a difference): do you smoke?

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>>131919622
I didn't dox myself, what are you talking about?

>>131920271
I just sent a package to your address. Enjoy your Somalian child slaves, m8. Hide your IP next time.

>>131920416
But I didn't dox myself.

>>131920543
okay.
suck my ancap titties, nigga

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>>131920543
you posted your ip address

>>131894632
Add him to the list of people who insulted trump and died or had bad things happening to them after.
After the katty griffing controversy with the beheaded trump pic he tweed something like katy is funny and trump is dumb, won't even search for the tweet, some of you must have it, i saw it posted here days ago.

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>>131920194
I smoke anywhere from 5 to 8 unfiltered cigarettes per day that I roll myself.
I feel much sharper and healthier now than I felt whenever I was a non-smoker several years ago.

>>131894632
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>>131920763
No I didn't.

>>131894632
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>>131894632
YOU ARE A PIRATE

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>>131920973
What about marijuana?

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>>131894632
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>>131894632
Off topic. Oh who am I kidding, atleast this thread isn't bait. F

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>>131894632
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>>131921206
I do not use it because most (heavy) weed smokers I've known are apathetic and seem to have poor memory (observer bias, yes I know).
However, I do not believe it to be carcinogenic or the smoke itself bad for you.

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>>131894632
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Rotten is /pol/ role's model

Who?

>>131921843

>winstons

not even worth it for cancer

>>131894632
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>>131921863

I believe the consumption of anything combusted/burnt to be carcinogenic.

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>>131911606

Fucking F.

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https://youtu.be/7oday_Fc-Gc

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>>131922071
Of course, it can have carcinogens in it (as can charred or burnt food); however, there are a number of anti-carcinogenic compounds (eg; cembranoids in the case of tobacco) in both of the previously mentioned plants that more than makeup for the relatively minor, easily broken down, carcinogens found in smoke of combusted plant matter. Which is why as above, tobacco smoke fails to induce cancer in animal studies

>>131897419

;__;7

>>131922691

>tobacco smoke fails to induce cancer in animal studies

Nicotine is difficult to track correlation because they throw so much other bullshit into tobacco, depending on brand, "flavor", etc. It is a poison, though. But it does have some benefits that are never mentioned (memory and IQ boost)

>>131923114
I did not say nicotine, I said tobacco:

See here:

>>131919607
>No statistically significant increase in the incidence of malignant lung tumors was seen in either species as a result of smoke exposure,
>a finding that does not agree with the results of epidemiological studies in humans.

>>131923283

Yes, but what tobacco are they using for testing?

Are they using straight from the plant tobacco? Because that isn't what humans consume.

>>131923448
Fair point. The "tobacco" found in commercial especially in filtered ones, is terrible and contains fillers. Which is why I only smoke RYO nonfiltered with organic premium tobacco.

>>131923701

That's what I mean, if they're trying to compare the latter with something like Newports, they aren't going to find any correlation. They're practically different substances.