Brit/pol/ - Boris Is A Cunt Don't Fall For The Act edition

Hammond is in another one?

Pakis out

>linking at 290
>tripfag
FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFF

BREXIT CANCELLED

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He was right the whole time.

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Graham Brady for PM.

>>129381736
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdFzMLZAXEM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdFzMLZAXEM

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>>129381736

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https://pastebin.com/nhTNFfMC

Nebie pastebin

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https://twitter.com/IsabelOakeshott/status/873644825270247429

Prime Minister Graham Brady

What is the likelihood of another election boys?? Be honest now, what would it take? What's the break down on this.

Hope Boris Johnson becomes leader so the Tories get BTFO and I can laugh at all you Mayfly shills here

>>129381640
>a clown with dumb hair can beat a socialist
Bernie would've won.

>>129381848
*newbie

LISTEN TO NICK ABBOTS SHOW ON LBC
http://www.lbc.co.uk/national/radio/player/

http://www.lbc.co.uk/national/radio/player/

http://www.lbc.co.uk/national/radio/player/

http://www.lbc.co.uk/national/radio/player/

http://www.lbc.co.uk/national/radio/player/

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Sorry Boriskins, the Prime Minister position belongs to mummy may. SLAY!

Someone redpill me on Boris Johnson. I mean first of all, where do you get the most Russian possible first name and the most Anglo last name?

>the absolute state of British elections right now
So who the fuck decides who the PM is? How do you not just go with majority votes wins when you have such a convoluted party system? How and why do you call a new election out the fucking blue anyways? Get your democratic process together, bongs.

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>>129381873

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>>129381736
>Believing Hitler

>>129381930
huh hillary looks a bit... different

What is the most Christian part of Great Britain?
>Northern Ireland is not on Great Britain

>>129381974
By being a Russian Anglo mate.

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>>129381873

>>129381992
It's the fuckin queen m8, don't let them fool you, it's all up to her

>>129381992
see https://pastebin.com/nhTNFfMC

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>>129381840
Don't. Its too depressing.

Reminder that Graham Brady is /ourguy/ and he will make Brexit happen.

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First for munchy boxes.

>>129381922
We should hold an LBC thread like the question time boys

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>>129381736
Next you'll be telling us you just realised Santa's not real.

>>129382055
A church.

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>>129381922
>nick abbot
>the real life alan partidge, but with steven coogan's political views

>>129381974
He's almost as mongrelised as you American lads.
>part English
>part Russian
>part Turkish

>>129381882
It would take a no confidence vote

Which is not going to happen because the Tories are not as open as Labour when it comes to the knife in the back

The best you can hope for is Mays resignation

Wait, Boris didn't want to be PM last time, why would he do it this time?

>>129382120
but it's on 24/7

>>129381992
Fuck you burger we like it this way

>>129382159
That is fucking clever, mate.
Here's a sympathy (you).

>>129381858
And nobody knows who he is. He will have a tougher time captivating the electorate than Corbyn.

If they put him forward as leader and have another election at the end of the summer I unironically think we could be looking at prime minister Corbyn.

>>129381922
sorta enjoying.. i dont like his sound effect bullshit. like homer simpson "booring" for example...

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>>129382157

>>129382203
NEVER, NEVER, NEVER

>>129382055
Herefordshire,

>>129382200
For farage and nick. I'd like to see a farage thread while he's on. Would be fun

>>129382230
It's not a coincidence that queen and queef differ by only one letter

>>129382120
Not enough people listen unless its Nige. Nick Abott is best though, we can just post in Brit/pol/ about it

>>129382198
It has been Boris' dream since he was five years old to become Prime Minister.

You obviously don't know shit about British politics.

>>129382104
This doesn't answer any of my questions.

Look at the OP filename.

I made a very funny and edgy joke and I will keep making it until I get enough (you)s.

Which one of you is the bloke who makes these?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xa7egoBfF2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnlc_eHA9zg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K6BpVqw-jc

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>mfw loyalistposting has made a glorious return

>>129382173
Let's just wait and see the sort of power that is being given to the DUP. It is very possible that some Tory MPs will threaten a vote of no confidence in the government unless May stands down - she would be forced to if enough of her MPs threatened rebellion

>>129382198
cos he's a globalist kike who wants to fuck everything up. oppertunist

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>>129382203
Do you think Enoch is guiding these events?

>>129381736
>Believing Socialists.

I feel sorry for the Everyday Germans trying to rebuild they're country after that mess

>>129382305
>>129382159
>>129382055
I heard Liverpool is quite religious. Anyone here able to verify this?

Owen Jones...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvf-u1htJkg

>>129382160
Best thing about Nick Abbot is he is cynical about everything

>>129382270
You get used to it, Abbot's a legend.

>>129382342
There was a very good documentary that covered that subject and his time in the Bullingdon club, it's name escapes me though.

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Reposting because i can

>Area
>A literal on suite fucking sitting room

>>129382198

He did, he just got GOVE'd

>>129382368
>.png

>>129382425
Yes they all worship at the NHS

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>>129382276
oh shit

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Reminder

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>>129381873

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>>129382414
but britain is about to become a socialist utopia

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>>129382368
>stars wars joke
>not a lotr joke

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Lads, why am I so conflicted over our nation and our politics? I don't agree with ANY of the parties or their policies, I despise our modern culture (music, architecture etc) and how we are rejecting our traditions.

What the fuck do I do? Where do I turn to?

>>129382352
Q: How many seats does X party have?
A: As of the most recent election
Conservative - 318
Labour - 262
SNP - 35
LibDems - 12
DUP - 10
Sinn Fein - 7 (Unseated)
Plaid Cymru - 4
Green - 1

Q: Why doesn't Sinn Fein take seats?
A: It is a long story seeped in Irish Politics, but the short answer is simple - they do not recognize the government as legitimate, and do not want to take the required oaths of loyalty to the Crown. Thus to pass a bill only takes 322 votes in the current parliament, not the normal 326.

Q: Wait, no one has 322 seats, how does that work?
A: The Conservative party is working on a agreement with the DUP so that on key bills they would have 328 votes.

Q: What is a snap Election?
A: Normally elections take place every 5 years. However a PM can ask for a snap election if they think the time is good for them (requires approval of parliament). These also may happen if key votes fail.

Q: What is a key vote?
A: Generally a vote of Confidence (where the MPs vote if they feel the PM is doing a good job), or in "Supply bills" which are budget bills. If no one can gain Confidence or a supply bill fails to pass, new elections are called.

Q: What is First Past the Post mean? (FPTP)
A: In the UK, elections are held for seats, and whoever gets the plurality (most, but does not need to be a majority) obtains the seat. This system rewards the major parties and parties that are regional, but punishes parties that have broad support but not a plurality in a area. (For example, the UKIP and SNP had about the same number of votes in 2015. The UKIP obtained 1 seats, while the much more regional SNP obtained over 50.)

>>129382342
>>129382467
>>129382397
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conservative_Party_(UK)_leadership_election,_2016

Where is his candidacy?

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>>129382399
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEOpV_MZDFM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEOpV_MZDFM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEOpV_MZDFM

Why are liberal males so effeminate?

>>129381840
That's quite easily one of the best YouTube videos ever made. But it's also bloody depressing, as this Anon (>>129382107) makes clear.

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Why do you support DUP? They're regressive christards.

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>>129382376
>that second link

NO

>>129382203
NEVER NEVER NEVER

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>>129382242

He's a Northern Tory MP who went to a grammar school and a Brexiter. I know him fairly well and he's very approachable, can talk to real people and is good at dealing with tough situation as you might of seen on TV the last few days.

He's /ourguy/

>>129382397
>how many buzzwords can I put into one sentence to look edgy to random people on the Internet

>>129382566
Apart from the random anime slide in the middle it is pretty good.

Turkish and Jewish, what a combo

>>129381858
He would be the Conservatives Miliband, just put forward a meme candidate ffs

>>129382414
What country? Germany is a fabrication, and the Nazi party was the zenith of that construction which was built in no small part by the Brothers Grimm and the folk-tales of the Black Forest.

Now those myths are the enemy in Germany; the very thing which unified the Principalities is now gone.

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>>129382399
In heaven, Enoch, Edward Longshanks and Ian Paisley united in a grand plan to enact revenge on the Conservative Party establishment, destroy Scottish Nationalism and save the Union.

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>>129382584
Morality, they will save Britain from sodomy.

>>129382543
He was backstabbed literally the day before it officially began. He was the odds on winner before Gove's intervention.

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>>129382426
>muh LGBT
top kek

When will Theresa May do the honourable thing and retire to her study with a glass of scotch and a revolver?

>>129382536
Post political compass.

>>129382584
>against gay marriage
>against immigration
>want hard brexit
>love the Queen

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>>129382587
>cant handle whole milk
>only drinks semi skimmed

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>>129382520
Over my dead body it is

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>>129382477
Ooooh very interesting m8

>tfw as a little kid I thought No. 10 had just a normal shitty Victorian terraced house interior

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>>129382544
Is that you Rimmer? I've told you to stop posting that, it makes me sad.

>>129382541
Missing +1 independent.

>>129382426
FFS what a loony that guy is. As if the DUP give a shit about English laws

>>129382682
What did Gove do?

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>>129382629

You fucking what m8

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>>129382666
>666

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>>129379304 (OP)

Are we in the final death spiral lads? Is it all going to be over in twenty years with no chance of turning this nightmarish situation around?

There are groups of aggressive, pale white Anglos on every street corner who speak some strange Jamaican patois, I'm not sure if they're even speaking English most of the time and they mock, jeer and insult passers by with impunity

Everyone is playing rap or grime music and are loud, uncouth savages - there was a football game earlier and they were out in the streets whooping and chattering like forest apes.

All of the shops are exactly the same no matter where you go or what town you visit - there will always be roughly the same limited selection.

Large portions of towns completely derelict, they have painted on shop fronts on this husks to brighten the place up

Toothless dirty Anglos clutching cans of cheap max strength cider accosting the public in the street or asking for chance

Muslims and mosques everywhere - I literally passed THREE on my way into town from the airport and in the town centre there was a guy handing out Islamic leaflets to all the cucks who were eagerly discussing Islam with him

Two churches in my town have been converted to Mosques, local lefties go there to celebrate the diversity of the community

Africans all over the town centre and uncountable amounts of women carting around multiple race mixed babies. Large African women pushing prams and being trailed by a half dozen screaming niglets

Some streets are literally filled with just kebab shops and turkish barbers - no English is heard on any street. Many butchers are boasting of their extensive halal section.

This country is an utter shit hole. I have never seen anything as depressing or soul destroying as this place. To live in this place is to know unending despair and to truly know what it is to live a cursed life. We're heading for a Pengest Munch Orwellian nightmare and its coming up fast.

>>129382605
>muh edgy meme

>>129382584
NEVER, NEVER, NEVER

>>129382242
Not knowing who he is could be an asset. He doesn't seem to have any serious skeletons in his past either.

Boris is a great choice but he has the forced abortion thing, the red bus, etc.

>>129382778
>Gove, previously seen as a key ally of the Johnson campaign, announced his own candidacy three hours before nominations closed, stating that he had reluctantly come to the conclusion that Johnson could not "provide the leadership or build the team for the task ahead." Johnson subsequently withdrew from the leadership race. The Telegraph stated that Gove's actions in undermining Johnson's leadership aspirations constituted "the most spectacular political assassination in a generation." Gove's move was compared to the betrayals of fiction with, for example, Johnson's father, Stanley Johnson, quoting "Et tu Brute". Some of Johnson's allies subsequently began shifting their support to May, because they perceived a "systematic and calculated plot" by Gove to remove their candidate from the race. By 5 July 2016, Gove was in a distant third place in the leadership race based on the number of endorsements received from other MPs. He was eliminated in the second MPs' ballot.

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>>129382426
>>129382691
>tfw i'm gay but i wan't no gay marriage

>>129382477
>it is not symmetrical
>It is slightly off centre on the right hand side
I hate it now.

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Fuck the dinosaurs, overgrown chicken.

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Edinburgh v.s Glasgow, which is better?

>>129382536
No one agrees with any party. Everyone just votes for what the dislike the least. Political identity always comes through disagreement, not agreement.

>>129382762
Thanks

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>>129382782
Look at him, he just screams middle of the road and unappealing

>>129382541
>required oath of loyalty to the Crown
Stopped reading there after realizing I don't care about bong politics

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ABSOLUTE FUCKING STATE

>>129382926
nasty little blighters

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>>129382595
>>129382846
>voted for snoopers charter

>>129382972
Well then piss off

>>129382972
Fuck off out of this britpol thread cunt

>>129382989
hahaha

What a timeline.

>>129382960

http://www.publicwhip.org.uk/mp.php?mpn=Graham_Brady&mpc=Altrincham+%26amp%3B+Sale+West

Check is voting record, he was one of the few people that Cameron was scared off and is on the right of the Tory party.

He will lead us to a proper Brexit, write a good old fashioned right wing manifesto and bury Corbyn in an election.

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>>129382989

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>>129382762
Fixed

>>129382989
Well anyone who says May is better after this shitshow needs to be shot

>>129382826
Saved, good post

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>>129382989
That's rather sad.

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>THERE ARE MEN IN ULSTER WHO WOULD NEVER SURRENDER

>>129382724
>>129382681

They won't push for hard Brexit. They are too extreme, these are the same people who locked up children's playgrounds on Sunday because play on Sunday is a sin. They're like the fucking Amish.

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>>129382826

>when the boss man gives you an extra wing and it's hench as fuck
>when dem chips are crispy
>AH GIVE IT A FOWA POINT FREE

>>129382972
would you mind vacating the thread then, proper brit shitposters are waiting to post thanks

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TRUCK OF PEACE: AMSTERDAM EDITION

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4591924/Car-ploughs-pedestrians-Amsterdam.html

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>>129382989
The wolves in the Tory party have smelt weakness in their leader.

>mfw they will soon pounce and tear May to shreds

>>129383148
>Picking either

>>129382826

I know how you feel, my area's nowhere near that bad yet and i still feel like necking myself at the state of it

>>129381736

No he wasn't, we just fucked it up afterwards.

>>129382989
I'm upset that Corbyn isn't ahead by 20 points, but then I remember how classcucked UK is. What with being a monarchy and having a House of Lord.

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>>129383162

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>>129382544
Do you want Crumpet to overtake you as best triplad? Because you're going the right way about it posting this all the time

>>129382541
>>129382762
Yeah, missing one (unionist) independent.Also, technically the conservatives have 317 seats since the speaker is meant to be non-partisan and has to quit their party when they become speaker.

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GLORIOUS BEARDY MAN

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>>129382759
S-sorry

>>129383222
The Tory party is an absolute monarchy only regulated by frequent regicide.

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>>129381348
Moral Mummy May + DUP.

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Redpill me on Boris's wife.

Was she the QC that got arrested for public shagging outside Waterloo station, then claimed rape and thus got anonymity?

>>129383184
They're like the Amish if the Amish were fucking terrifying, and hooked up people who weren't Amish to the national grid.

>>129383215
>Incapacitated driver

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>>129383267

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>>129382960
>are ed
>unappealing

>>129382724
>want hard brexit

wrong

>>129383338
Need a more reliable source than a random twitter profile.

>>129383292
Nicky?

NICKY?

NICKY!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huXNdLQt_bk

Here are two pictures from my father’s head —
I have kept them like secrets until now:
First, the Ulster Division at the Somme
Going over the top with ‘Fuck the Pope!’
‘No Surrender!’: a boy about to die,
Screaming ‘Give ’em one for the Shankill!’
‘Wilder than Gurkhas’ were my father’s words
Of admiration and bewilderment.
Next comes the London-Scottish padre
Resettling kilts with his swagger-stick,
With a stylish backhand and a prayer.
Over a landscape of dead buttocks
My father followed him for fifty years.
At last, a belated casualty,
He said — lead traces flaring till they hurt —
‘I am dying for King and Country, slowly.’
I touched his hand, his thin head I touched.

Now, with military honours of a kind,
With his badges, his medals like rainbows,
His spinning compass, I bury beside him
Three teenage soldiers, bellies full of
Bullets and Irish beer, their flies undone.
A packet of Woodbines I throw in,
A lucifer, the Sacred Heart of Jesus
Paralysed as heavy guns put out
The night-light in a nursery for ever;
Also a bus-conductor’s uniform —
He collapsed beside his carpet-slippers
Without a murmur, shot through the head
By a shivering boy who wandered in
Before they could turn the television down
Or tidy away the supper dishes.
To the children, to a bewildered wife,
I think ‘Sorry Missus’ was what he said.

>>129383074
You're not going to find anyone with no negatives.

>>129383381
happening cancelled

>>129383268
Good point, John Bercow is still speaker right?

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>>129383412
>>129383413

>>129382903
t. Poof with commitment issues

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>>129383412
>>129383413

>>129383184
Back in their days of Ian Paisley leadership yes, they are no longer a completely Christian fundamentalist party. Their leader is an Anglican for christ sake.

Before UKIP were remotely big, they were the only anti-EU party in the entire country.

But keep spouting your nonsense when you have no knowledge of Northern Irish politics.

DUP are trending worldwide lads.
Brit/pol/ has gone too far!

>>129383412
>>129383413
This will only become more common as the post rate increases. It's a really bad way to name thumbnails with the timecode.

>>129383412
>>129383413
WEW

>>129382832
You know, if you backed up your original point with an actual argument; it wouldn't have sounded so stupid. You just spouted literal shit that contributed nothing.

You also spell "oppertunist" like "opportunist". Just to let you know.

>>129383466
It's a pretty big negative, but also an indicator that he is just the same old neo-con scum.

>>129383413
hell yes

>>129382928

fucking traitorous cuck

>>129381840
Reminder that America is the greatest enemy of this country

>>129383412
wtf is with that thumbnail?

Anyone else seeing this, expand the image

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>>129382989
DELETE THIS

>>129383437
>wrong

No, right.

>>129381736
No he wasn't.

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>>129383412
>>129383413

>>129383413

He could have at least got a Triumph for that.

>>129381348
Why Amsterdam man??? Who would wanna do that??

Wise I was there tonight smoking a joint and drinking a pint of heineken

>>129383509
>(((John Bercow))) is still speaker right?
Yeah

>>129383632
Little Pepe sitting down?
Odd.

Can taigs join the DUP?

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>>129382541
>the UKIP and SNP had about the same number of votes in 2015.
No.

>>129383172
THERE ARE MEN IN ULSTER WHO WOULD RATHER DIE THAN TAKE DOWN THE FLAG

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>>129383637

The keys Teresa.

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>>129383412
>>129383413

>>129383611
To us it's huge, sure, but in the grand scheme of things it's not that huge. Many backbenchers happily signed it because the weren't enough media pressure on them not to.

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>>129383666
Finding it hard to disagree with those trips

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>quit drinking about a year ago.
>lost 24 kilos and getting /fit/
>be in a new city in a swanky hotel with work
>Would have been a great night out on the lash.
>had a steak with salad earlier, now my Saturday night is reading a book and shitposting with you lot.
>pushed the boat out earlier and got some pretzels and a tin of ginger beer.

Kill me.

>>129382960
PUT ASIDE THE RHETORIC

GET ROUND THE NEGOTIATING TABLE

AND STOP THIS KIND OF THING FROM HAPPENING AGAIN

>>129383172
what is their near mental obsession with the union that no one outside NI cares about?

>>129383716
I think they are intentionally trying to recruit socially conservative catholics iirc.

Lads, are people ultimately divided more by class than by nationality?

>>129383632
Looks to be a caching issue as it was posted at the exact same time as the other post.

>>129383696
hehe, well updated.

Nextime I update i might add the ((())) to his name.

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>BoJo will be PM
>wasted a year with May just have Boris become PM again

>>129383760
>Many backbenchers happily signed it because the weren't enough media pressure on them not to.
THAT'S NOT A FUCKING EXCUSE

THEY SHOULD KNOW THAT IT IS A BAD THING ON THEIR OWN AND VOTE AGAINST IT


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>129383770
You're here forever m8y.

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>>129383892
>become PM again

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>>129383737
>WHO ARE YOU?

>>129382826
Yup, just aim on leaving and never look back, I literally daydream about renouncing my citizenship and spitting on the floor whenever someone asks me about this country

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>>129383824
>tfw muslims are going to shift the overton window for the far right

>>129383816
It's what theyre for. It's Irish politics and therefore retarded and highly parochial.

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>>129383722
Off to make corrections

>>129382826
You are quite correct

Honesty we should have had left Corbyn win and fail with his promises.

>>129383816

The union is a massive part of their identity, if only people over here had the same level of gusto.

>>129383850
Of course not

Who cares about coffee?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnlc_eHA9zg

>>129383892
Please lads do not let BoJo become PM, meme that he's a nonce if you have to

He says he wants freedom of movement and never truly supported brexit and is a shady opportunist

>>129382114
Am I silly for not getting this? Whats a munchy box?

>>129383816
Because they're British, not Irish.

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>>129383824
More

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Reminder if it wasn't for Based Graham, Cameron was going to sack any cabinet members who wanted to leave the EU.

>>129383900
I'm being more pragmatic about it than anything.

I'm not saying it wouldn't bother me, it was the sole reason I didn't even consider voting for the Tories the other day, but in the grand scheme of things right now I'd rather someone who will definitely push for Brexit.

>>129383251
Quebecfag spotted.

>>129383900
>Tory MPs
>Principles
kek

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>Vote for a commie get religious right instead

Thanks for turning out youth vote!

i don't know shit about the IRA etc

is it at all a possibility irish repubs will be angry at wot has happened WRT DUPCON

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>>129383770

The way I look at it, I eat clean, run and lift during the week so I EARN the right to have a few beers and maybe a munchy box at the weekend.

You should be out on the town, lad, wooing the local floozies.

>>129383970
The majority of today's youth would be ecstatic at Corbyn winning the election

In ten years time this country will have moved further to the left

>>129383906
Ain't that the truth.

Oddly some of you lot are actually alright.

There was one anon that got a good chat about books going past night. Most human connection I had felt in a long time.
>now he's sunk back into the mass of anonymongs and I'll never know who he was.

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>>129383770
>Had gammon, double egg and chips for din dins
>Posting on Brit/pol/
>Listening to Nick Abbot

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>>129383267

>>129383956
Don't pretend that you didn't understand what I meant

>>129384039
Immigration is already at an all time high doubt, he can screw it up much more

Is that Mogg is on LBC?

>>129384162

I wish they ran candidates in England.

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>>129383956
>he's one of the normies who got his memory wiped and replaced after the great Conservative Party implosion courtesy of PM Boris last summer

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None of the existing parties are fit to govern. Only National Socialism can free us

>>129384220
I don't.

lads a qt girl i've been trying to get with just sent me a snap of her in the bath (innocent, no nudity except a leg)

can you give me something good to reply with?

something that pushes the convo sexually but not in a blatant, obvious way

>>129383722
Fixed

>>129384177
People shift to the right as they get older

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>>129384162
>IRA will be back and Tory party will split

>>129384344

>"So it's safe to say you're wet right now?"

>>129384166
Quit drinking lad. Losing dad (cancer) and fiance (road accident) in the space of about three months a couple years back and them mum last year (heart attack). Can't even knock one back or I'll drink until i wake up in a cell.
>again.

>>129384177
And a brief historic analysis will show that growing liberalism and socialism leads to collapse, which leads to support for the authoritarian right. Things are going to get much worse before they get better.

>>129384088
The people in power who want the status quo to remain the same have been seeking to redefine exactly what brexit means, so that even parties who say they want brexit, by their definition what they want isn't brexit. It started immediatly after the referendum, everywhere, cross party, all over the media you would hear over and over again the phrases "soft brexit" and "hard brexit", there is no such thing as a hard or soft brexit, the phrase is designed to trick people into falling for the middle ground logical fallacy, that is to say that only the solution between two extremes is the reasonable one.

So when a party says they want "brexit", what they could mean is that they want to remain part of the single market, they could mean that they still want an open borders policy so that companies can hire cheap labour for things like field work (forgetting that our cabbages were not left rotting in the ground before we joined the EU). But that is what is being sold by Labour and the Liberal democrats, what is being sold by the Tories would still likely mean migration in the 200k+ range for years to come, and it would still mean being part of the European Arrest Warrant.

>>129384268
He was widely slated to become PM after Brexit, it was almost inevitable at the time. It's almost like a wasted year and we're back on square one

>>129383572
>Their leader is an Anglican
Why has all of Brit/pol/ forgotten that she will running the assembly, and that the person we should be looking at is Nigel Dodds?

>>129384367
Not even Enoch Powell could split the monstrosity of the Tory party

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>>129384344
>Show me your tits

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>>129383824
MOOSLIMS ARE HOWMOPHOWBIC AND SEXSIST TEW YOU UTTA FOOKIN MOWRON

BUT THE MAYNE STREEM METEOR IS TELLING YU TO HAYTE THA DEE YEW PEE BEECOZ THATS SOOO PROWGRESSIV

WELL IMAJUN MOY SHARK

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>>129383195
OH BRUV IT GOT DAT CAYENNEE PEPPA BRUV IT JUST ENUFF INNIT BRUV YA GET ME PROPA ROADMAN FOOD FAMTING RELEASE BRUV

YEH DAT SKIN GOT DAT CRISPY FLAVA BRUV MMM YEH IT JUST MMM YAH YEA SUCK IT OFF DA BONE LIKE DAT IT BE SPICY INNIT

BRUV DEY GOT DAT BURGGERRRR SAUUUCEEEEE FAAMMMMMM SHIEETT DEY EVEN GOT DAT BUN TOASTED BOSSMAN BRUV GIVE A BIG UP RESPECT BRUV

FIVE OUT OF FIVE FAMTING

>>129384239
They once had a seat in Basingstoke of all places.

>>129384367
>>IRA will be back

All the old commanders are either dead or touts working for the British and Irish secret service. The remnants are regular shitty gangsters.

>>129384366
How many of the 60s era leftists shifted to the right after infecting every system in the west?

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I'll except nothing less than Dominic Raab

>>129384344
Just post your cock, mate.
Unless you've got a little wee wee, in which case, post a body shot. Unless you've got a shit body.

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>>129384255
That's where you're wrong kiddo.

>>129384344
Post pic first

>>129384163
IRA are buying nails at B&Q as we speak

>>129384364
Nice one, you're alright for a yank.

>>129384344
Tell her to wash her smelly fanny

>>129384048
A lot of food in a box from a takeaway. Usually around a tenner each.

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>>129384177
>>129384366
This is true, those flower children in the 60's didn't grow up to vote communists into power.

Who's most likely going to be the next leader of the Conservatives? He needs to be a Leaver at least.

>>129383195
>>129384472
This guy doesn't even like fried chicken.

Every video he's all, THE WINGS WERE DEAD OUT F.AM, THE BURGER HAD NO ASSEMBLY

>>129384344
Topless selfie of yourself with your face hidden. Find one on >>>/fit/ if you're ashamed of yourself.

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>>129382989
based jezzas actually gone and done it

>>129384447
Because they have no idea about Northern Irish politics. I was just pointing out that Arlene was not another free Presbyterian bible bashing leader. She's simply a proper conservative.

>>129384472
This and the other, plus the accompanying is genuinely some of the most repulsive pasta I've ever read

>>129384073

Meteor man can be alright sometimes

>>129384344
>"I would jump in the bath and give you a wash if you were my daughter"

>>129384544
He'll be definitely in the next cabinet

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>>129384576
what is it with terrorists and B&Q

>>129384472

Is that meant to be human?

>>129384671
kek

>>129384671

Beat me to it you fucker

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>>129384425
THINGS

i'd fuck amber rudd

i bet she has a cracking ass

>>129383760
>weren't enough media pressure on them not to.
>Bill failed multiple times
>But they didn't know about it
>Making excuses for someone

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>>129384571
No victory without honour. The DUP have too many scandals under their belts.

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>>129384544

He will get a cabinet position in the Brady Reich.

>>129384690
Suicide bombing is literally DIY.

>>129384344
"Taxation is theft"

>post the pic faggot

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Why is Boris a cunt?

>>129384574
Make this Happen.
Just for our amusement.

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>>129382666

>>129384690
google adverts m8

>>129382425

Church attendance is higher than average but the majority of people aren't practising

>>129384344
Post pic hans.

By the time the authoritarian right will make its move, there won't even be enough whites

This isn't even taking into account the lack of weapons or will

This country is doomed and will literally never recover

>>129384641
I'd say Ruth Davidson if she wasn't so opposed to Brexit. What she did in Scotland would have been a massive feat for Labour, let alone the Tories.

>Charismatic
>Likeable
>Ballsy when debating (and actually shows up)
>Could appeal to younger voters which the Tories desperately need right now

NEW

>>129384720

>>129384720

>>129384720

>>129384720

>>129384720

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My sides have left orbit

>>129382270
The sound effects are the best bit. Classic 80's radio!

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>>129384475
Time to start setting up new Orange Order lodges across the UK?

>>129384657
Done what? Won a few more seats in Yorkshire and Merseyside?

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>>129382666
I don't know what to believe now, thanks satan.

>>129384344
Tell her the Pope is the anti-Christ.

>>129384434
Well the interesting part about that is, I totally agree with what you're saying here, except that that the 2 main parties both had manifestos that specifically said they'd end free movement of people.

This in and of itself means that we HAVE to leave the single market unless the EU want to give us a deal that undermines their very worth. If they want to give us that deal, it actually would be preferable to leaving the single market, but they won't so we need a PM who believes in Brexit. Unfortunately Theresa is still surrounding herself with hardline remainers like Barwell.

>>129384799
I don't believe they did properly read it, no. That and/or they didn't understand the consequences. MPs react to strong feedback in their constituency and it wasn't a bill that had the negativity around it that it deserved.

>>129384449
Enoch Powell wasn't a lesbian in love, hoping to get married.

It's love, as point of fact - something a great deal more dangerous.

>>129384557

cant lad, she's too innocent

>>129384922
I'm usually quite an easy going type but something repulses me when I see Owen Jones.

He's vile.

>>129384619
except the entire establishment and media wasn't lefty degenerate back then was it?

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>>129384584
I try.

#notallburgers
#notallyanks

>>129385175
Then post her. Legs or gtfo

>>129384775

maybe 25 yrs ago

>>129384417
That's good.

Source: married with children. That was much better than anything I could come up with

>>129385175
Say something cliche like "I'd like to see more" or "I'd like to join you" and whatnot.