Brit/pol/ - The Timeline That Keeps On Giving edition

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Meant to put this pic in the OP

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>tfw your country is right wing af but votes for Marxists anyway because muh working class parteh

Emigrate before it's too late

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Ruth "the Truth"

Is she /ourdyke/?

Anything major happen today?

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>>129384805

Only Prime Minister Graham Brady will give us a hard Brexit and prevent Corbyn from destroying the country.

>>129384344
"Taxation is theft"

>>129384720
Saviour of Brit/pol/
No homo

>>129385098
Owen is going to snap one of these days.

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>Nick Abbot on LBC unironically saying "the unhappiest nations on Earth have the lowest tax rates, really made me think" as if it's anywhere close to being so simple

>>129385084
Can't sleuth the Ruth?

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>when the boss man forgets dat cayenne
>when dem chips are limp
>I GIVE IT A TWO POINT FREE

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>ultra conservative

>>129385084
ruth is /our puff/

>>129385098

Rekt

Sunday Times:
>Five cabinet ministers have urged Boris to oust May.
>Boris has decided to prop up May but his allies believe there will be a contest this year. Selling him as a liberal, popular, Brexiteer
>May's future depends on how she performs in front of 1922 committee on Tues
>Philip Hammond's support for May is conditional on her putting jobs and business first in Brexit deal.

TORIES SAY THEY COULD GIVE IN TO DUP DEMANDS ON ABORTION AS PART OF DEAL

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/tory-dup-deal-abortion-commons-debate-time-limits-lower-owen-paterson-conservative-mp-minority-a7783221.html

IT IS FUCKING HAPPENING

MORALITY
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I will never grow tired of people poking fun at Diane Abbott's shit maths.
Also, Graham Brady is /ourguy/.

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>*Blocks your line"
>*Plays a Trump soundbyte*

>>129385246
>600,000 socialists Corbyn supporters sign a petition opposing a Tory government

WELL IMAJUN MAI SHAWK

>>129385239
I hate niggers so much

There will be a new GE back by Tory backbenchers that would risk losing their seats rather than be associated with the DUP, you heard it hear first.

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>>129384434
Hear hear! No such thing as hard or soft brexit. Only the remoaners say otherwise.

>>129385239
What is this meme?

>>129385220
I know I was thinking I bet those countries are Somalia, chad, Dubai, etc

>>129385246
>leftists
How can you manage to be more of an embarrassment than Running Through Wheat Woman?

>>129385084
>exiled scots vote party to save their country from sodomy
>scots vote a queer as their leader

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>>129385311
>Boris after Gove ruins his chances of being PM again

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https://pastebin.com/nhTNFfMC

Pastebin for burgers

who here would fuck amber rudd?

>>129385313
>nobody cares

>>129385475
The literal only 10/10 in Britain

>>129385374
There are a lot of Torys doing the same. This isn't just the left. DUP is toxic.

>>129385504
Mate, she's ugly as fuck.

>>129385084
She would be perfect as Tory leader.

>Charismatic
>Likeable
>Ruthless in debates
>Potential to appeal to young voters which the Tories are in desperate need of right now
>A refreshing change to the older, dour, miserable Tory politicians people are used to
>Won 13 (thirteen) seats in Scotland which would have been a remarkable, near impossible achievement for Labour, never mind the Tories

How is she not an MP?

>>129385313
>we live in a society where gay men defend free abortions on live tv and nobody is disgusted

Tory cucks ahah

http://www.westmonster.com/mays-new-chief-of-staff-remainer-who-called-farage-a-bigot-and-racist/

>>129385504
Amber Rudd as home secretary is probably reading your posts lad.

>Corbyn thinks that obtaining 262 seats, 60 seats away from a majority, gives him a mandate to be the prime minister

Is he incredibly audacious or just a moron?

>>129385419

A young anglo-carribean man who made a name for himself reviewing restaurants. For some reason the knuckle draggers on this forum are threatened by him

>>129385419
The Chicken Connoisseur on YouTube. A bunch of niggerspeak and deep, deep cockney Ebonics in chicken shop food reviews

>>129385544
>Riley
She's Irish as well.

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>>129385419
If you somehow don't know, then you should try and keep it that way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-k1VKS4VD20

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>>129385504
She looks like a headmistress....in a bad way.

>>129385447
A few shock therapies will sort her out.

>>129385475
It's really rare I do this. Normally I'm the anon that tells burgers to fuck off on sight, the the door is over there and to help themselves to a bag of brit/pol/ pork scratchings and get out, but just this once, you're ok.

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>>129385098
The eyes.

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>>129385419

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZFmxd9L1btyXig-2Dp9XnA/videos

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Chicken_Connoisseur

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>>129385504
Like this guy did?

Listen Bloke .. here LOL .. we going jail next week ..:)
xxx

>>129385098
How is he so wormish? He just makes me want to harm him.

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>>129385544

>>129385475
>>129385544
>>129385661

A nice Jewish girl.

>>129385597
>They would rather Corbyn form a government than have May compromise with the DUP.

So, why did they vote for her?

>>129385084

her wife literally looks exactly like her wtf

>>129385504
AA Gill's been in that. And at least one nigger.

And she'd force you to wear a condom
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/10/01/revealed-amber-rudds-safe-sex-poetry-prize-that-found-a-rhyme-fo/

>>129385740
Idiots.

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What are you drinking lads?

>>129385657
>594,000 people subscribed so they can watch a nigger manlet eat burgers

>>129385650
>>129385657
So it's just some random niggotry and literally nothing?
>inb4 in 5 years he will have his own show on the bbc.

>>129385022
>right wing
>voting for marxists

yeah.noo cumrag

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>>129385544
Nahhhhh you need to get out more. There are fuckloads of stunners out there, they're just almost all taken.

>>129385664
They do have some talented editing though, tbf.

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Any Irish lads about?

I just started watching Rebellion on Netflix and from the first episode it is made out that the Easter Rising was all about Socialism, redistribution of wealth, nothing to do with Nationalism. From my (admittedly limited) reading of Patrick Pearse beforehand it seems like he was a through and through Nationalist and an Authoritarian as a leader, nothing Socialist about him other than wanting the poor Irish to be able to have a fair crack rather than be exploited.

So was the Easter Rising actually Commie leaning or is this just propaganda to make Irish accept Socialism and Refugees Welcome?

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>>129385313

>>129385899
Susie Dent is best grill.

Mogg for PM?

https://www.pollstation.uk/who_should_be_the_next_conservative_party_leader/result

https://www.pollstation.uk/who_should_be_the_next_conservative_party_leader/result

>>129385664
>>129385688
Plz. Stahp.

>>129385605
She's for more immigration/anti brexit.

Plus don't look too much into all the Tory wins in Scotland, it was more of a anti independence/Corbyn vote than anything else.

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Why is the political compass so shit?

I couldn't even understand half of the questions because they were worded so fucking strangely. I just gave up on it.

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... but seriously, you can't give this guy the nuclear codes

>>129385844
Funny you ask, I'm drinking Kentish ale "skrimshander".

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>>129385084
>

Literally no difference between that tory pervert and any labour cunt you care to mention other than she is a Globalist shill.

Are you fucking serious

>>129385844
Nothing. Been dry for a while.

Absolutely hate myself.

>>129385740
Because not everyone is such an absolute moron that thinks the world will end if the opposing side gets into power.

>>129385475

>ctrl+f "munchy box"

Nothing found.

>>129385844
Does he really want to get back into frontline politics? Look at how relaxed he is.

WHEN I WAS YOUNG . . .

I HAD NO SENSE

I BOUGHT A FLUTE FOR 50 PENCE

THE ONLY TUNE I COULD

WAS THE FUCK THE 'POPE AND THE IRA.

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>>129385789
She shouldn't have to force. Nobody should ever bareback something a nignog's been inside.

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>>129385313
>it's okay to kill you child so long as it has been in you no longer than a certain amount of time

>>129385313

this is going to galvanise the SJW leftards like nothing you have ever seen

NHS? you ain't seen nuffin yet

Expect massive "DON'T TELL ME WAT TO DO WIFF MY BODY" rallies from Feminazis, covered extensively by the (((BBC))) and other MSM outlets.

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>>129385844

Couple of beers with the lads.

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Graham for Tory leader.

>>129385922
It's propaganda. James Connolly's Irish Citizen Army were Marxists but Pearse and the IRA were ethno-nationalists. You've read him correctly.

>>129385899
They're either all taken or have toxic personalities.

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So, does anyone know the specifics of this DUP/Conservative arrangement? What were the DUP's demands?

>>129385643
Nearly all of those 60 remaining seats are held by anti-Tory parties who would take Corbyn over May as an alternative.

>>129385922
No there wasn't any communist leanings, they all supported traditional values and were deeply religious.
There was a communist rebellion in Munster at one point but was unrelated and only lasted a short while.

>>129385985
Why not? I know continentals don't like him and seem to actually believe he's a buffoon instead of a classically educated former journalist who speaks multiple languages, but he's pretty decent.

>>129385920
He's sacked 2 editors so far. Typical (((African)))-American agressive behavior

>>129386030

Keep it up, the alternative is even worse

>>129385022
same here, atleast socially. north east.

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>>129385878
That's Cymro to you, Sacson.
Most hate immigration and are quite racist, but they vote Labour because they feel inclined to.

How would you improve the new Grand Tour series?

Obviously get rid of that shitty none-celebrity interview bit, and the american stig.

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Hammonds done it again
>Grand Tour host Richard Hammond injured in crash

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8465-9Q5QJM

>>129386079
Future PM in the middle.

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>>129385670
Well you know...

#notallburgers

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>>129385844
Still water

>>129386183
>voting labour

>racist

try again cumrag

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>>129386158
It's an old Trump meme. I think BoJo is much better choice than Supreme Chancellor May

Good nite Lads

I trying this munch box take away ..lol

F/S Dont worry is Nigger food/mush ! an me .. dodging it .. lol hahahaha
Listen u all hiding on ,,,!

>>129386148
Bring back death penalty for Catholics.

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>>129385544

She has a lazy eye. Therefore it's impossible for her to be a 10.

>>129381666
>>129382666
>>129383666

Why does Satan lurk on brit/pol/?

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>>129385098
>Andrew Tate

>>129386170
While true, I could absolutely murder a drink. Then it'd be a bottle. Then a shelf.

>>129385984
It's because you're retarded. If you can't understand them, then you're just a bit thick m8.

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>Jeremy Corbyn vows to oust Theresa May 'within a matter of days' after spectacular election result

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/jeremy-corbyn-vows-oust-theresa-10601306

ARE YOU READY?

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>>129385954
She's just not... far too frumpy and autistic. The only way she's better is that she's a nice available second option in our imaginary "going out with birds off the telly" universe. She's the Velma to Rachel Riley's Daphne.

>>129386313
Nice try https://archive.is/Nxrvt

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DROPPED

>>129386211
99.99% of you are scum. Let's just leave it there.

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GLORIOUS BEARDY KING

>>129386268
>going to bed at 11

Have you got your Year 8 transition day on Monday?

BORIS

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>>129386257

>>129385475
I would just change it to this:
>Conservative - 317
>Labour - 262
>SNP - 35
>LibDems - 12
>DUP - 10
>Sinn Fein - 7 (not sitting)
>Plaid Cymru - 4
>Green - 1
>Independent unionist - 1 (ex-UUP)
>Speaker - 1 (non-partisan)
Because the speaker is literally not a member of the Conservative Party

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>>129385098
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

>>129386285
Something something anglo

>>129386148
Tory Minister on radio said they had included changes to abortion laws UK-wide as part of the deal.

>>129386257
The normalfags are restless.

>>129386445
Heh heh. YEESSSSS!

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>>129386322
Dent. Is. Best. Grill.

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>>129386148

McDonalds in the UK must rename the Big Mac "Big Clappit Manch"

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>>129386201
It's nice for pic-related to get wheeled out at any Top Gear controversy or accident

>>129386233
Lots of Brexit-supporting areas vote Labour. Lots of UKIPers used to vote Labour, and many former UKIPers vote Labour now. It's just Cymry being politically-illiterate and supporting any party that claims to represent them.
>implying the Tories are not a paki-importing party like Labour

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>>129386420

>>129384720

If the Tories aren't fucking retards, they'd tell the DUP this:

"Listen. You know your views aren't mainstream. Consider this your chance to get some things through, but don't push it, remember if we fall, you fall with us, but we will be re-elected eventually, while this is your one and only chance to be in government."

But of course, May is FUCKING RETARDED as she proved over and over

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>>129386352

Name a better candidate.

>>129386268
You've gone odd these past 2 days Mair, is it because Jez got BTFO?

What is it with leftists and their obsession with killing babies? It's kind of creepy how important the issue of abortion is to them. How often does the situation arise when it is actually necessary?

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>>129386420
>total loner
>no followers
>no description
>no house by the looks of it
>talking down to a self-possessed man

k the sound effects are worth listening to this nick abbot bloke, thanks for introducing me

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>>129386285
Do you really need to ask?

>Nick Abbot: "Don't start talking about racism, it's just human nature, people like being around their own type"

THE MAD MAN

>>129386066
But they already vote for Labour anyway

>>129386529
We want them to do this. The DUP is conservative, the Conservatives are not.

>>129385844

Johnnie walker black, breakfast of champions.

>>129386559
>if you don't like a dogshit sandwich you have to pick a different animal's shit

I'd rather not.

>>129385320
fuck me i hate that cunt

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>>129386158

Nick Clegg speaks five languages, also has a fancy education and bangs this at night.

Still wouldn't want him as PM.

>>129386445
What makes me a bit sad is about twenty five years ago the DUP as they are today would have simply been conservatives.

Now of course...

Nazi bigot racist scum

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>>129386353
I am not going to disagree. I made that pastebin as I was getting pissed off at fellow burgers.

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>>129386529
>if the tories aren't retards then they'll take the advice of a political commentator on a Mongolian Fishing Village and Blackjack forum

>>129386036
So someone votes Tory, then as soon as they go into coalition with another party, they decide to support Labour instead? What?

>>129386492
Please enlighten me then you Velma-fetishist

>>129386529
>t. Irishfag who emigrated to Malta

>>129386278
What does it matter if her eye is lazy? I only need her clunge to be a hard worker.

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POSSIBLE HAPPENING?

What's going on here lads? More than is being reported?

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>>129386559

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Graham will make anime real.

>>129386608
He's the best lbc presenters. Cynical against everyone and everything

reliable sources saying Rees-Mogg is about to run for leadership

>>129386705
pretty sure he is a proxyfag mate.

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>>129386492
wtf?, i love tripfags now!

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>>129386703

>>129385984
MON THE HOOPS

>>129386529
>He thinks the DUP won't win again in NI

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When will the cult of ARE ENNN AICH ESS die?

What's wrong with these people?

www.google.co.uk/amp/www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/richard-hammond-switzerland-car-crash-10602012.amp

>>129386183
Sauce?

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Tell me: Why does Hammond keep almost dying in cars? Is it because he can't reach the brakes?

>>129385844
gin and tonic

>>129386739
>EasyJet
>Drunk and rowdy stag or hen do

>>129386739
just racist passengers reporting pakis on the plane i bet

>>129386285
He (THE POPE) is scared of the DUP.

>>129386756
Smooth voice aside, he wouldn't look out of place in the DUP with his view of the world.

>>129386673

Do you think Clegg has ever cum on her face, or do you think he respects her too much for those kinds of shenanigans?

>>129386815
Sauce for what?

>>129386420

How can they actually despise the idea of self-improvement? I know they're real but my mind wants to reject it

>>129386416
>Green - 1

This constituency must be hell

How will Rees Mogg get on with the DUP considering he's Catholic but anti abortion and anti gay marriage?

>>129386152

But he's not trying to form a coalition with them, but form a Labour minority government. Also, the Conservatives plus DUP are a majority, so even with everyone else combined they would still get many of their bills voted down.

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>>129386756
>people in this very country would refuse to vote for him solely because he's a toff, even though he has an autistic knowledge of the conventions and history of this country
>these some people would vote for Corbyn or some Blairite

>>129386702
Its supporting Labour indirectly. They preferred Tory over Labour, but prefer Labour over DUP.

Its pretty simple.

>>129386504
Fucking rip my sides

>>129386962
I doubt he would care that much.

>>129386795
what was this in aid of?

inb4 your boner

>>129386307
Some of the questions are just fundamentally flawed and are worded differently to move you to the left.

Is the 8values one any better?

>>129386673
Johnson is a relatively old fashioned conservative.

Nick Clegg is a liberal, globalist cuck.

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What did he mean by this lads?

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>>129386756

The Graham would probably give him a job, they both hold very similar views.

>>129386183
i used to live on aberwystsyth , they hate outsiders overall also a lot of female autists probably the slag dumps leaching into the water supply.

>>129386809
It won't die because it's part of the new state religion. The NHS is what simple people worship since clever people told them God was silly.

>>129386809
I hope he dies, but not because I'm a cunt: I hate humanity.

>>129386782
She truly is the most heartwarming dictionary.

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>>129386957
well the only people there are fags so it's a good bet they're just getting used to the temperature.

>>129387049
I found it on google images, it's a thumbnail from this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F32vWDH4eGE

>>129386816
Ive no idea why a man that crashes so much would own a helicopter? Hes asking for trouble

>>129386907
he's the type of guy to say he'll finish on her tits then suddenly switch to full on flicked-paint-modern-art on her face

>>129386962
>>129387034
He's not an idiot. Catholic burnings aren't coming back, but anti-gay-marriage and anti-abortion laws have a very large base

>>129386809
Never and they are retards.

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>>129386158
No he isn't. He's a dafty.

>>129386816

desu I wish he dies

he's the most annoying of the three and utterly useless and surplus to requirements

bye bye hammo

Lads I've been unironically considering starting a YouTube channel. What tips based on the autists out there might you have?

>>129386957

By sheer (((coincidence))) it's in the gayest part of the country.

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>>129386673
Holy shit the standard for Lib Dem women dropped with the seat count

>>129386957
Its in the deep south IIRC.
>>129386416
Updated

>>129386988
Imagine him in a head to head debate with Corbyn, He'd crush him like a capri sun

>>129387105

Can confirm this went to uni there, the locals were some of the most xenophobic people there it was great.

Remember this black guy walking into a pub and everyone went silent.

>>129387084
Brady looks like the Prime Minister on a TV show or film.

Prime Minister Brady even sounds like it's been written by someone.

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>>129386953
Everyone should just love and respect each other for who they are not for superficial reasons like their character or achievements or dick size, mmkay?

>>129387259
>Sky News understands...
>according to people who have a vested interest in undermining Boris Johnson and the UK

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Rumours that some people want Boris to oust May?

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Sudden protests?
Made up signs

This has Soros written all over it.

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I unironically wish we'd listened

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>>129387105
wales is the future

>>129387335
>the deep south
fuck's sake

>>129386756
He's too polite for the post of prime minister

>>129387370
Fuck off. Shove your pink sign up your arse and light it.

>>129386957
It's full of queers but overall isn't as bad as London, Bristol, South Wales or a lot of places up north

>>129387338
It would be lovely. But the plebs would only hear "OI, THAT'S SUM TOFF SPEAK IT IS!"

And then he'll lose.

>>129387079
he's been blackpiling for weeks now.

almost think he's be bought off to stay quiet until Brexit collapses and then 'fight for it' again.

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>>129387327
I dunno, he was pretty good back in the day

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>>129387259

FUTURE PRIME MINISTER
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>>129386935
The article m80

>>129387437
Reminder they were chanting "tories out, refugees in"

>>129387437
>strike

You and what union, sweetheart?

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>>129387358

Indeed, I could imagine him ordering a military operation to round up the Pakis or nuke Brussels.

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>>129387454
Why so much hate? I'm all about LOVE.

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>>129387105
Some say it's the water that changes the Welsh. Others say it's their blood. Centuries of English, Norman and Irish oppression have led to the Welsh people working to tirelessly preserve their blood.
There's only one way to keep the bloodline pure, and pic related is it.

>>129386957
>>129387335
It's brighton, famous for its stony fucking beach, gay pride and knife crime.

>>129387259
But think of the banter.

>>129387494
look, we all love a good conspiracy theory, but we can't do this, for our own sanity

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>>129386809
It's just a joke, like on top gear.

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IF i get a girlfriend will i still be able to browse /britpol/?

>>129387370
It scares me that so many people blindly buy into such outright destructive ideologies, based entirely upon tearing things down.

>>129387560
That doesn't sound suspicious...
>>129387272
Plz respond

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>name a more /comfy/ show than Nick Abbot
pro-tip you cant

>>129387517
You can just search for the title of the article.

>>129387446

Leadsom was the only one that would have done a clean brexit, Gove would have sold out and done an interim deal with the EU to kick the can down the road.

>>129387347
> black guy walking into a pub and everyone went silent.
i went there as a student as well, just being a student was enough to silence a locals only pub. Need to back sometime property looks cheap.

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Not happening

>>129386661
>>129386705

Mate, I want the DUP to get things they want without losing everything to overzealousness.

>>129387683

No.

>>129387732
Whatever happened to her? I thought she might have come out of the woodwork again by now.

>>129387017
10 DUP MPs give their support for the Tories to form a government. They would probably vote with the Tories on most issues (like a budget) anyway.

But these voters now turn tail and support a Marxist Chancellor, a Home Secretary who can't count, and a PM who is a republican and opposes Trident.

The 10 DUP MPs are of little consequence to how the Tory Government will rule.

>Be May
>Have no charisma
>Write appalling manifesto
>Refuse to turn up to debates
>Put little effort into campaigning
>Meanwhile Labour have best campaign since Blair in 1997
>Overall campaign is an utter disaster
>Still win more seats than Corbyn

Boris would be a much stronger opponent to Corbyn than May was and would win a majority in a second election.

People paint him as this bumbling oaf but really he's a very intelligent man who would know what he's doing.

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>>129387437
The Jews are turning on the Tories? unlikely, who are they going to turn to next? the Lib Dems? obviously not palestine supporting Labour.

>>129384720
Holy shit I've never seen a process delayed as Brexit. Years from now, the term "Brexit" will be used in wit when there'a a stupid long delay expected.

>stop Brexiting the fucking road and let me go!
>really, 2 months before my next appointment?! That's a bit Brexit, don't you think?
>Hey waiter, are you cooking up a Brexit or something? It's been nearly an hour.

Norn Iron won in last min in Azerbaijan.

Unironically new 2nd Team

>>129387105
>>129387347
But why was the seat Lib Dem then?

>>129387761
well i tried to back her but if i'm being forced into leadership so be it.

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>>129387761

Reminder that Boris's Paki wife got dicked in public outside a train station last year, then covered it up.

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>>129387688
It should scare you. It scares the shit out of me. Episodes like this recur every few decades in history. Now it's happening yet again.

>>129387881
>the term "Brexit" will be used in wit when there'a a stupid long delay expected.
>you now remember Chilcot

>>129387780
They will. The Conservatives are in a uniquely terrible situation.

Not only do they now actually have to appeal to their conservative base, but they have to deliver Brexit if they want the party to survive. Demand now, whilst the enemy is on the defensive.

>>129387753

How long ago did you go? The housing is pretty cheap, been tempted myself to buy a house and rent it out to students and accept sexual favours as rent if a fit slag can't afford it.

By the time I left I had made friends with a few locals.

>>129387921
Please link me this.

>>129387829
He is very intelligent, he just does not give a fuck about political correctness, hence all his gaffes.
I would support BJ as PM desu

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>>129387761

>>129387437
they have got an anti-trump sign

"no to the muslim ban"

>>129387982
You mean they might actually have to be conservatives?

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>>129387921
wut? Hans explain yourself.

>>129386972
PART V

And finally, the kingmakers: the DUP. I've seen friends rant online that they were created from loyalist paramilitaries who targeted schoolchildren. Everybody on the left, chiefly fellow students, are suddenly experts on Northern Ireland. It boils my blood as they have absolutely no idea what they're talking about - of how deep the tensions and divisions run in that fair land. Lots of my family come from Belfast, some of whom have been attacked by the IRA and sympethisers. I've been to Belfast several times, and have seen just how divided the city still is under the surface. That the left attacks the DUP as terrorists is astounding/ They pay no mind to their formation to tackle the IRA - to how Corbyn has been pictured with Gerry Adams and refuses to condemn the IRA. They ignore how Corbyn called Hamas and Hezbollah his friends. In this climate of Islamic terrorism, such comments are extremely inappropriate and he has refused to condemn these organisations and distance himself from his comments. I have no doubt some who those who saw the IRA bombings have turned away from Labour after such comments. My personal venom against the left on this matter aside, I do think that this pact with the DUP and their Christian conservartism can inject new blood into the Tories, and hopefully invigorate those on the right of the party.

Essentially, Labour can now bask in its victories, the Lib Dems have forgotten who they are, and the Tories need to seriously reinvent themselves if they want to win another election. Otherwise we're looking at a Labour government come the next election and the foundations of a post-EU UK will be socialist, and may even grovel to the EU. We are on the cusp of a new era of British politics, in the sense that all the main parties have the opportunity, post-Brexit, to reinvent themselves and breathe new life into the political scene. It's all rather exciting, really.

O, what a time to be alive.

>>129387921

Wait this is news to me?

>>129386445
I doubt that would make it through the Lords though

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>>129387921
Reminder Boris has a love child and is a known randy bugger

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>>129384720
>>129384805
>>129385022
>>129385040
>>129385075
>>129385084
>>129385098

BRITBROS IM HERE IM HERE IM HERE IM HERE IM ANOTHER BRITBRO BRITBRO HUG ME BRITBO I LOVE YOU FINGER YOUR ASS AND SMELL IT NIGGER

>>129388103
Perish the thought.

>>129387824
Tell them that, not me. Its perceived as a matter of principle.

But as I said, most people dont actually have that much of an issue between the two parties.

>>129387639
handsome chap

>>129385728
He's repulsive isn't he?
>tfw you nip outside for a ciggie at night and stand on a slug with your bare feet

>>129388023

You need to dig deep on Google lad, there are a few anonymous blogs covering it but most have been removed from Google's search linkings. I found it when I searched in July last year.

Anyway search Marina Wheeler Graham Stening waterloo.

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>>129384805
>didn't mean to be ed
Pls no milifeels

>>129387688
What benefit does it have?

It's completely bewildering.

>>129387259
>Non-British mutt backs freedom of movement

Colour me surprised

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Wow, BoJo's half-poo missus is grotesque

>>129387921
>Bringing elsaposting back when they've all gone back to plebbit
Please no Gunther

>>129387921

source?

>>129388274
Wait.

That fucking barrister was Johnson's wife? I don't buy it at all.

>>129388197
Which given that the UK seems to like the idea of non retarded conservatism isn't actually a bad thing.
>>129388274
So it's shite then?

>>129385633
>>129385633

>>129385633
>>129385633

>>129385633

Advertising thread

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>>129387969
Y E A R S

>>129388233
Fair enough.

>>129388274
Could be. Unless there are pictures, nobody will know. She is "unnamed".

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>>129388382
Can't even fully blame it on the Pajeet mother...

>>129387912
why what when, it's a local lad no choice but to.

>>129388110
>>129388122
>>129388153
>>129388401

are you faggots fucking serious?

his wife got drunk and fucked another lawyer outside a train station during rush hour, a few weeks later claimed she got raped which meant she was entitled to anonymity and thus the press couldn't name her

but they did name the man

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3643800/Woman-sex-case-QC-willing-partner-drunk-romp-Solicitor-not-face-charge-sexually-assaulting-barrister-two-witnesses-said-consented.html

>>129387663
>Vote for Brexit last year
>Take months to actually trigger A50
>Farage calls it a day before it's even triggered
>Purposely introduce variations on the Brexit theme
>Frame hard Brexit to seem extreme
>Purposely fuck up an election that was meant to be about Brexit 10 days before Brexit talks due to begin
>Even though you win, power vacuum in the aftermath allows people to say public have now voted against it
>Bring in someone that called Farage a bigot and a remainer to prop up remain PM as your chief of staff

new

>>129388496

>>129388496

>>129388496

>>129388496

>>129388496

>>129388496

>All these Londoners shilling for Corbachev on LBC

Wew London needs to be firebombed

>>129388274
>Covered it up
>First link on Google is the Evening Standard

God damn MSM hiding shit all the damn time.

>>129388593

Very interesting Hans, the fact that we missed this means something is being covered up.

>>129388382
So is he, he is fucking revolting, put you off your dinner disgusting.

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mfw> pakis everywhere
mfw> my government wants to kill all whites
mfw> mass immigration
mfw> NHS falls apart cause of pakis
mfw> another likely muslim terror attack
mfw> nobody in Europe loves me
mfw> Brexit will likely never happen
mfw> corbyn gets in

>>129388564
>>129388432
>>129388421

I googled this extensively, trust me it's highly likely that it was her. She was "of Asian appearance", and there are no other Paki QCs except her.

http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/671428/Boris-Johnson-Marina-Wheeler-drunken-romp-lawyer-Remain-campaign

>>129388745
>the fact that we missed this means something is being covered up.

It's been a big story in the legal world for ages.

t. lawfag

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>>129386079
>>129386120
>tfw you voted for big man graham

>>129387448
>brighton
that deep south of England...right?

Or did I just pull a burger

>>129388621
Please s-stop.

>>129388796
How wonderful.

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Labour voters need to be gassed. fuck you and your socialism, poor fucks just want free shit

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Checkmate racists.

I have converted to Islam.

>>129388957
Otherwise known as London-on-Sea, Brighton is the British equivalent to San Francisco, filled with foreigners, is the LGBT capital of the country and is overpriced as fuck. It's on the south coast but not exactly your deep south equivalent.

>>129389003
Why did they? They aren't responsible. Neither is it really "nice".

>>129388865
Come on, you know that this should have been front page news

>>129388007
long time ago, blair was still PM.

>>129389003
Like "their counties" are something to be proud of.

Pakistan is a corrupt shithole.

>>129388957
The deep south equivalent here would be cornwall