Brit/pol/: Bake Off Edition

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Don't be bigots

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Tonight's QT panel.

Also, kek at the photo of Angus they used.

Barry Gardiner is a faggot

>This election rests in the hands of young voters.

We're in safe hands, lads. The uni students know just what's right for us, I'm sure.

VOTE ENGLISH DEMOCRATS

>>128004111
Angus is such a fat cunt

>>128004111
>Angus

He looks like his head is about to disappear under his chin fat

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>>128004089

>Against lowering age of consent in homosexual relationships to 16

Based Mummy

>>128004111
Why do scotcuck politicians have to conform to stereotypes

They're ALL overweight at the least

>>128004111

kek what a fattie

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Callum McCaig is the MP for Aberdeen South, he's defending against the Conservative Ross Thomson.

Is he respected in his community?

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Ah fuck

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https://www.rt.com/uk/390335-terrorist-funding-report-saudi/
>An investigation commissioned by former Prime Minister David Cameron into the revenue streams behind jihadist groups operating in Britain may never be published, the Home Office has admitted.
>The inquiry is thought to focus on British ally Saudi Arabia, which has repeatedly been highlighted by European leaders as a funding source for Islamist extremists, and may prove politically and legally sensitive, the Guardian reports.

Oy vey!

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When will she get gassed?

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>>128004417

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>>128004422
Criticising the (((gulf states)))

>>128004417
It's all bollocks. The establishment are absolutely fucking demented they are even planning an ultra violent "Summer of Rage" in the USA.

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Don't criticize a girl who can knock you out with one punch, particularly if she gives the best hand-job you've ever had, and it only costs £5.

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What are mental health services like in Britain? Activists are always going on in Ireland about how not enough is being done by government for mental health, so I want to see what it's like in Britain.

>>128004489
Nigel is always meeting people though, I can see how he legitimately could've forgotten.

>>128004489
>Louise UnterMensch

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>>128004417
>>128004506
F A K E N E W S

>>128004489
Reminder that her husband literally managed baby rapist Ian Watkins and hindered police investigations into it

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Reminder to IGNORE the Labour shills and take the black pill.

Anyone have experiencing with volunteering for anything, going shopping with the elderly or being an appropriate adult or advisor or any shit like that?

I'm currently bored and frustrated to the point of tears due to medical reasons, I can't work currently and i hopefully return to university in octobor, until then I really need to do something productive and preferably active or I'll go insane.

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WE ALL KNOW BLOKES LIKE YOU

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Some of you lads might remember my post earlier about spilling wine in an escorts room. As she cleaned up I told Britpol.

It's important that you know I hadn't wiped my botty properly and so her sheets ended up with skidmarks courtesy of yours truly.

She was really nice and the whole situation stressed her out no end, poor lass.

>>128004797
Volunteer with your local suicide hotline. It'll make you feel better :)

Bought some skimmed milk today in honour of are Tim.

It's quite nice actually. Not sure what people complain about.

>>128004489
>Denied having any contact with Ruskies, until he remembered that one time he met the Ruskie ambassador for a 5 minute chat.
I can't remember people I met in passing a month ago, let alone 4 fucking years ago.

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>>128004903
It's milked down water.

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Stop having hope for the future of Europe.

>>128004860
Why is she even included in the debates? PC win like 3 seats in Wales every election, at least SNP win majorities in Scotland.

>>128004903
It's too thin imo. I guess it doesn't matter if you put it in tea, but it's too watery to drink solo or with cereal. Semi-skimmed is best.

>>128004860
What exactly was she even implying? It seemed like she was implying rape.

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hope none of you anti Semitic racists are going to vote corbyn

>>128004791
Reminder that if you don't turn up to the polling station you are a lazy nigger and deserve to be liquidated in the coming race war.

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>>128005107
fuck off tory shill

>>128005126
>FREE

Imagine my shock.

>>128004755
Holy shit you're right
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-25106114
>After the band were snapped up by Columbia Records and heavyweight manager Peter Mensch, whose company Q Prime looks after Metallica, Red Hot Chili Peppers and Muse, the album was re-recorded and re-released.

If I didn't live in the UK. I'd tweet the shit out of that cunt with baby rapist profiteer posts but unfortunately if someone gets offended(even by truth) these days online, you get arrested and charged with hate crime.

>>128005092
Blokes who don't want to pay massive divorce settlements when their wife leaves them - What scumbags!!!!

>>128004903
Full fat or go home

>>128004881
thanks for the update

Why do we hate Suzanne Evans again?

Lads I know we all like to have a laugh on here and that's all fine and well but can't we be serious for a moment.

If you're not earning £85,000 a year then you are going to lose absolutely nothing by having Jeremy Corbyn as our primeminister. I don't know about you but I very much doubt I'll ever earn that much money.

There are people that are suffering because of Tory austerity and there will be even more suffering is Theresa May wins this election with a larger majority than she currently has.

Corbyn has said that we are leaving the single market and once that happens free movement ends too. Brexit is a done deal in that case and everyone gets the Brexit they want.

This election isn't about Brexit, it's about the way our society is headed over the next five years.

Please put the memes aside and don't cut off your own nose to spite your face. There will be hundreds of thousands of young voters who have never voted before going out and voting for Labour next week so don't think May will win by default, if enough of us take this election seriously Labour can win.

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>>128004417
>American press

>>128004987
Also they specifically asked if he'd met them in London, he said no, then said maybe in Brussels

>>128005160
Reminder that not turning up to the polling station is functionally identical to spoiling your ballot and if you don't want to vote, just don't fucking vote.

>>128005126
>Labour: for the many, not the Jew

>>128005356
tldr

>>128004791
Well theres something interesting with my Labour safe seat. In 2015 it was a split right vote. Labour got 11,000,Conservatives got 6500 and UKIP got 6000. It will be really interesting if those UKIP votes went to Conservative.

>>128005254
This. Skimmed milk is the low fat Jew.

>>128005356
back to r.eddit pls

>>128005107
>People think the homogeneous entity brit/pol/ holds unironic beliefs

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>>128005356
>Surrender your country to darkies for a few extra bennies
k thanks

>>128005209
hahahhahahahha
>implying it's not subsidized by ethnic gibs of one sort or another

>>128005356
Nice try

I might not be on £85k but I don't resent those who are, and I don't want my taxes being spent the way he'd spend them, even if its the same amount

Who else has been listening to the Guardian daily election podcast?

>>128005420
he thinks we wont vote and just make memes.
Hes scared the youth will pull the victory for Corby, but doesn't realise people want brexit and don't really give a shit about other policies.

>>128005126
For the non whites, not the whites- Comrade Jeremy Corbyn

The """banter""" between Alexander and Richard on Pointless is so fucking painful

>>128004242
I'm sorry man uni students would never stray from socialism if they can get free shit while they're still not paying taxes

>>128005617
>guardian
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING SHILLS FFS

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How do we solve the Scottish problem?

In all seriousness we can't let this man write the letters of last resort.

>>128005617
>>>/reddit/

>>128004089

Only makes me like her more!

>>128005356
Pretty much what I was thinking the other day.

I'll vote Tory if/when I'm on 6 figures, otherwise there's not really much point. I'm only voting against myself voting Tory whilst I'm poorfag.

>>128005719
Glass Glasgow.

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Why do brit/pol/s anonymongs care so much about what colour tie people wear in Parliament?

>>128005682
it's sarcasm

>>128005617
Sounds like cancer, are they just REEing that Corbyn isn't 30 points ahead?

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>>128005059

They are seriously meme tier

>>128005356
Is this the best Momentum shills can do?

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>>128005356
>There are people that are suffering because of Tory austerity

>>128005777

If you have a job at all voting for Labour is against your self interest.

They are going to tax all of us. Not just the rich.

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>>128005356
>wanting this communist fuck in
>literally supporting Communist backed and funded nigger terrorism to topple the only stable nation in sub saharan Africa and turn it into the present day shithole.
>Forgetting he fucked Diane Abbott who supports African supremacy.

>>128005356
HOME

SECRETARY

DIANE

ABBOTT

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>>128005059
Cameron wanted it
>>128005356
Everyone here has very strong beliefs, stay and maybe you can see why

>>128005841
No, actually pretty decent. It's largely pro-Corbyn, but still interesting coverage.

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>>128005719

>>128005563
>Jeremy Corbyn put his dick in that

>>128005833
Why do tripfags think this is the 2015 election? this one is the Blairites vs Corbyn.

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Reminder that universal democracy was a mistake lads.
Prepare for the collapse.
>‘Bread and Circuses’ is the cancer of democracy, the fatal disease for which there is no cure. Democracy often works beautifully at first. But once a state extends the franchise to every warm body, be he producer or parasite, that day marks the beginning of the end of the state. For when the plebs discover that they can vote themselves bread and circuses without limit and that the productive members of the body politic cannot stop them, they will do so, until the state bleeds to death, or in its weakened condition the state succumbs to an invader—the barbarians enter Rome.

>>128005891
No shit, everyone gets taxed the question is how much.

Tories look after the rich, Labour look after the poor. Even the simplest of idiots understand this.

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>>128005969
Another arsemad anonymong annoyed with how much he's spent on his monochromatic tie collection.

>>128005896
>A bunch of personal bullshit
Stick to the policies pleb

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>>128005126
I hope that you all believe the story penned by that biro-scribbling kike, Anne Frank. God forbid you should question this diary. Donate now. We appreciate your shekels.

>>128005969
Shill! SHHHIIIIILLLLLLL!

The Conservatives are fucking BASED :-)

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>>128006050
I wonder what the next dark ages will be like

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I fucking hate communists are other assorted parasited, but what I hate Corbyn and his supporters for the most is that I am forced - yes, forced - to vote for the fucking scum Tories to stand a chance of keeping Karl fucking Marx away from power.

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>>128006050
Kek. But we've lived in a socialist state for decades. If you accept that things have worked, previously, or can work under the tories, then you have to accept socialism can work. What this shit is is just the same thing to lesser and greater degrees, but that destroys the argument against socialism in itself.

Pick a side, cunt. Even if you're with may, you're with socialism-lite.

>>128005969
>Implying the Labour party isn't still full of Blairites.

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#VOTECHINNERS

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>>128004489
Aaron Banks.

>>128006135
Trying to scare rich people and businesses away is hardly looking after the poor

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>>128006276
>forced to vote

You what?

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WORLDS LARGEST CP COLLECTION GOES UP IN SMOKE

REMEMBER TO TEST YOUR FIRE ALARMS

>>128006389
>the irish will defend this

>>128006050
>(((American))) cartoons

Complete caricature of socialism, and also a pretty vulgar strawmanning of other forms of socialism which would, for example, require healthy people to work in exchange for state protection during times of hardship.

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Germany to stop deportations to Afghanistan following Kabul bombing.

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>The largest opposition party in the German parliament, the Left Party, derided deportations as "inhumane."

Fuckin state

>>128006312
>Political candidate has to give their address

Never understood this. Surely that's just asking for Jo Cox type shenanigans to happen

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Vote Tory if you believe in the Holocaust.

>>128006135

Apologies, i should have expressed myself better.

Labour will increase taxes on anyone with a job in order to fund their hand outs.

Labour are the party of the two B's: Bennies and Browns.

If you're on benefits or a migrant then by all means vote for them.

But if you have a job then avoid Labour like the plague.

Nothing the state offers is free, unless your unemployed.

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>>128006488
That sounds like capitalism to me famalam

>>128006503
What if I want the £10 minimum wage, because my current pay is so shit that I barely get taxed, and thus wont get anything good out of a tory tax cut?

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>Julie Wadsworth, 60, admitted she performed a sex act on a 14-year-old boy after being 'flattered'

>Between that occasion and the next time she saw the boy, Mrs Wadsworth had sexual liaisons with two teenagers whilst a third watched on.

Where can I find a GILF?

>>128006503
>But if you have a job then avoid Labour like the plague.
Ironic considering the name of the Party. They need to become more moderate.

>>128006389
They're picking a new pope already?

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>>128006292
Yes, we have far too much state control of our lives as it is (I would like as close to none as possible), but in my seat at least I have the chance of unseating a Labour MP by voting Tory, sickening as that may be, I just can't stand by and let a communist win the election.

>>128005727

Can you imagine?

>Dear Mr./Ms./Mx. Submarine commander
>If you're reading this, the UK has been destroyed
>I condemn bombings by all sides
>Probably our fault
>At least the budget now balances due to higher than expected inheritance tax receipts
>You are commanded to put yourself under the command of our allies, Hezbollah, or failing that, Argentina.
>Good luck, inshallah.
>Comrade PM Corbyn

>>128006636
It might be better for you to have less pay so that you avoid paying tax.

>>128006668
Wasn't she in her thirties when she did it?

>>128006502
never forgot the sixty gorilion lampshades

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>>128006784
Then you vote out of pride, not principle. Shameful.

>>128006630
Well it's obviously not. In capitalism if nobody hires you, you are left to rot.

If for whatever reason the state cannot provide you with work you'll receive protection from the state, or will be drafted into the military.

>>128006636

Again:
>Labour will increase taxes on anyone with a job in order to fund their hand outs.

It's not just income tax you have to worry about. They will smash council tax, fuel tax and any other stealth tax they can think of it.

It will directly affect you.

>>128006725

Indeed, they ceased being the party of the working class a long time again.

Now they are a party of what I call "The Dependency Class"

>>128006856
Just checked for you. Yes she was but that's beside the point.

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Reminder Suzanne Evans would sit her baps on your lap and want the absolute cock off you.

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Sure you have homelessness, inequality, food banks, and a failing NHS system, but who gives a shit, right? As long as Israel gets it's gibs then everything is golden.

>>128006895
So you're just lying now? Making up utter shit.

>>128007021
I thought we had got past this.

>>128006895

Already pledged to not raise taxes to those earning less than 80 grand. At 44 hours a week, I make 12k. Fine, you can claim they'd go back on that promise, but if we allow that to come into question, we can basically question both sides on virtually anything with no claim to what is true.

Right now, I make barely enough to survive. Give me a good reason why I shouldn't vote Labour that doesn't involve assumptions of U-turns. If you can't, I'll just have to throw in my lot with the reds.

>>128007031

What gibs do we give to Israel?

Going on holiday next week lads.

Need a break from all this shit.

Anybody else feel constantly mentally exhausted?

>>128006880
If nobody hires you, you're either a trashy lowlife or a paki, no reason to keep these parasites afloat.

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>You have to pay for this

>>128006966
Blackface? What does that have to do with fighting Tim Farron?

>>128007031
>Muh NHS
>Muh food banks
Has the BBC asked you to be in their QT audience yet?

>>128005356
>If you're not earning £85,000 a year then you are going to lose absolutely nothing by having Jeremy Corbyn as our primeminister

Education will shit itself with Corbyn in power. If he gets rid of tuition fees and puts the responsibility for uni funding on the government, a few years down the line they will either have to be reintroduce them or higher ed will go to shit when the government inevitably runs out of money.

Moreover, with Affirmative Action: the MP as home secretary, this move will ensure that only unis that spout sjw and marxist ideology get the funding, plain and simple. Universities will then start to trip over each other to prove how progressive they are just to get some scraps from the government, and before you know we will have regular 'white people-free Fridays' and 'burka for everyone Wednesdays'

tl;dr if you don't want unis to further descend into becoming cultural marxist incubators vote for anything but Corbyn

>>128007219
Yup. Politics is a fucking drain. Go outside in the sun

>>128007060

How old are you? Did you live in Blair/Brown? Remember the 10p tax rate debacle?

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>>128006871
No, it's out of pragmatism.

https://twitter.com/bbcthisweek/status/870318050322653186

Michael Gove, Andrew Neil, Ed Balls, Akala

>>128006966
Gay pride parades should be banned, nobody wants to see a bunch of gay blokes running around in g-strings slapping each other with dildo's.

>>128007298
Nice mollymeme response. I can't respect the reason, but I can respect the meme.

https://www.thecanary.co/2017/06/01/media-freaks-corbyn-tories-just-crashed-entire-economy/

fucking MAAAAAAAAAY FUUUUUUUUUH

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>>128007021
Today on "I want a really old woman to fap to," we present Elsa a 108 year old pensioner from Blackpool.

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Post your favourite twitter accounts, lads

https://twitter.com/liberalism_txt

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>>128007372

>>128007201
http://www.newstatesman.com/politics/2014/07/why-uk-must-end-its-military-support-israel
You really need to lurk moar

>>128007157

So you didnt read my post properly?

>>128007483
Use archiving:

>http://newstatesman com/politics/2014/07/why-uk-must-end-its-military-support-israel
--> https://archive.is/EHiWA

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Why are so many middle class people voting Labour? They're just going to fuck them and their parents

>>128007157
but that's not till 2020. You're better off lowering your hour rate to pay no tax.

>>128007382
I can't wait for Supreme Leader to come and fix the economy with all his borrowing

>>128004662
>walking out the Ecuadorian Embassy
>can't remember what he's doing

Stfu UKIP shill.

>>128007483

Those are arms sales not gibs you idiot.

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>>128007388
>Elsa

>>128007157
>Abbo as home secretary
>Huge increase in immigration
>Brexit abandoned because 'a good deal' was not offered
>Corporation Tax through the roof so companies shift to Ireland and lay people off here
4 of literally dozens of reasons

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>>128007201
>What gibs do we give to Israel?
Anything they want.

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>>128007493
You mentioned worrying about income tax.
On top of that:
They've mentioned nothing on fuel tax and to imply other taxes that you cannot name is also an assumption. Can you actually give me something concrete that doesn't require us to agree on character first.

Consider the facts, because that's what I am asking for.

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>>128007520
Because they are politically right on dude

>>128007495
Are the left wing press paying you to keep poltards off their sites and out of their comments sections?

>>128007567
>borrowing
>he doesn't understand taxes

>>128007520
Because of migration.
On the one end you have people who live in areas of very low immigration, and because they don't experience the full effects of it they tend not to know that much about it and so in opinion polls and elections it might not be a big issue for them, then there are those who live in areas affected by immigration but not to a massive extent, but still know what it can do to the local community and how it can water down any sort of identity that they hold, and so they vote against immigration, and then you have areas where immigration is so high that the migrant voting block effects the outcome of the elections in such a way that the way they vote isn't too distinguishable from those who don't have much immigration at all, one such area that has been over run is London, where white british people are now a minority, and they have elected a muslim mayor.

>>128007481
It's fucking disgusting that this shit is allowed on our streets

>>128007520

Judging by the posts in this thread they simply dont understand taxation.

It's not just income tax you absolute morons.

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>tfw you wake up on June the 9th to see this on the news
it can't happen lads, can it?

>>128007332
>Michael Gove

I fucking hate that scumbag. None of this would be happening if he kept his promise and didn't run for PM. If not for him, we would be currently enjoying limitless banter under PM BoJo who would be enjoying a 70% approval rating and Corbyn would be nothing but a bad dream.

If labour wins the election, Gove will be the equivalent of Jar Jar Binks giving Palpatine emergency powers, which in the end gave rise to the empire

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>>128007660
Elsa

>>128007684
90% of /pol/ has got noscript etc and can't see comment sections on normie sites without hassle so that'd be pointless.

>>128004797
Look into conservation work, working outside is great for your mind. Don't be surprised if you're working with a bunch of old hippies and retards though.

>>128007723
It's degenerate filth, that's why (((they))) celebrate it.

>>128007704
>he doesn't understand that labour's proposed taxing won't cover their expenditure

>>128007230
Nah, you're just a prick who wants to oppress the working class.

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>Mfw you could cut taxes in the UK by half and still provide NHS funding, social security and welfare if you just stopped importing niggers and cut useless government waste like foreign aid

Even at nineteen I feel like I can run the government better than these morons

>>128007833
I have noscript but I never turn it on really, breaks too many websites and adblock suites me fine.

>>128007872
>not reading the fully costed manifesto and then making comments about who cant afford what

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>>128007883
Cry about it normie.

>>128007481
i feel sorry for gays they face as much ageism as women because they basically are them.

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>>128007723
You're still salty.

>There are people in this thread right now who unironically watch e-celebs like Molyneux or PJW

Kek, no different to Jahans

A britpol manifesto would be interesting if it could be achievable

>>128007851
I don't understand why more people aren't opposed to it though. If me and my mates were to walk down the streets wearing short shorts with a massive cock painted on my chest and three dildo's taped to my body we'd get arrested but if I carry a rainbow flag and call it gay pride it's somehow ok.

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>>128007675

No I cant i'm afraid. I'm just speaking from the experience of living under a Labour government when I was in my twenties and trying to make ends meet.

The one thing they fucked loved was tax. With an even more left wing interation of Labour knocking on the door I dont understand how people can be conned into voting for them again. It was literally only seven years ago that we lived in a country where Labour were bleeding the working class dry.

>>128007201
We sell them a shit-tonne of weapons. As far as i'm aware we don't give them any foreign aid. The US does but we don't. I think that guy is attempting to exploit antisemitism in order to peruse his political agenda.

>>128008072

I think we made one for the 2015 election? Was quite similar to UKIP obviously but more hardcore on immigration/the EU and foreign affairs.

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After that Neil tweet, I'm actually getting sort of excited to see how Tim fucks up tonight.

>>128008159
>Labour were bleeding the working class dry.
Because they want a new working class. One that isn't white.

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I'm off to cook my own dinner with fresh ingredients and my own skill. Enjoy your munchboxes Neets.

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>>128003953

https://youtu.be/JRtN9yCJP8c

The Micks were conned.

>>128008375
How can they be the working class when they don't work?

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http://archive.is/c68jt

IT'S OVER
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>>128007883
>doesn't work
>likes the guardian
>working class

>>128008375

They love immigrants because it's a great way to import state dependents who will vote for them.

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>>128007978
The church will sort these nonces ou…………

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I hope common sense will prevail on June 8th. Don't laugh.

Bottom line is this: the last thing we need just before Brexit negotiations start is the pelava of a whole new government (especially a shambolic, PC lefty labour one)

>>128004881
Bro that is gross. Hope you helped her clean up

>>128008259
i bet he went full gas the queers

>>128008159
And, from what I can tell, the current labour leader is nothing like Blair, right? I also lived under Blair and Brown and in the former case, I always felt he was basically a lib dem and the latter was just a useless twat.

Corbyn was vehemently opposed to both of the wars and didn't tow the party line with either of them, so how can I assume it's the "same old labour" when that very establishment seems to want him skinned alive? I mean, it's like with Trump, the fact that the media and his own party hated him showed he was onto something, no?

anyone in LONDON fancy meeting up for a quick bum

>>128008460
Tories BTFO.
Theresa May will go down in history as the PM with the shortest lived government.

>>128006389
Snap pope election. The black smoke means an African bishop is the new leader of the Catholic Church.

>>128008072
It'd be retarded. Most posters here are retarded children who are impressed by substanceless buzzwords and become rabidly loyal to their favourite colour tie regardless of actual implemented policy or track record of the faggot wearing the tie.

>>128008259
Link for the lazy?

>>128008581

You're right. This isn't the same old Blairite labour. It's even worse.

Which political party will you be voting for in the general election?

http://www.strawpoll.me/13089034
http://www.strawpoll.me/13089034
http://www.strawpoll.me/13089034

Which political party will you be voting for in the general election?

>>128008460
>All the other ones showing 5%+
>Implying the Yougov one is the only one that counts

>>128008581
>I mean, it's like with Trump
Utterly retarded Momentum talking point made. Shill confirmed.

>>128008742
Kek, maybe. But I've seen the Tories for 7 years and I'm willing to take a punt on that, if the other anon can't give me the reasons I asked for.

>>128008581
the nigga supports media reform and is opposed to arms sales and generally anti israel. whats not to like bois

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FARRON BTFO

>>128008586
my adress is10 Downing St, Westminster, London SW1A 2AA. See you soon bby

>>128005841

By and large the Guardian hates Corbyn. It's a liberal middle-of-the-road shitrag that's descended into self-parody since Rusbridger left.

>>128008072
1) Gas the commies
2) Gas the muslims
3) Send the darkies back to Africa
What else

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>Gina Miller, the businesswoman whose court challenge led to the government having to pass a bill to give it authority to trigger article 50, has described Theresa May’s decision not to take part in last night’s election debate as “scandalous”. At an election event with the Lib Dem candidate for Vauxhall, George Turner, she said:

>"[May’s] the one who called the election, she should be engaging in debate and going out on the doorstep, talking to ordinary people.
>"[She should] not be doing invitation-only events around the country and refusing to turn up and debate other leaders.
>"What does that say about her negotiating with 20 other leaders, if she can’t even negotiate with domestic leaders?"

WHY ARE YOU STILL GETTING PLATFORMS TO SPEAK

>>128008975
National service

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>tfw you go round for your mate but he's away to the shops and should be back in five minutes and his mum lets you sit in the living room

>>128008460
>Yougove
what are they doing? 75 people for each constituency is the shittest sample ever. You don't have to be a statistician to figure this out.

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>>128008581

Just because Corbyn is anti-war that doesnt mean he is going to spare us when it comes to Tax.

You need to understand, all the money HAS to come from somewhere.

The poor dont pay any tax.
The rich will hide their money or simply leave.

We will be the ones paying.

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g-good evening senpais...
what are you all up to tonight?

>>128008975
nuke britain because its people are irredeemable cucks.

>>128008975
>Shut down greggs for being anti-white

>>128007581

Didn't know Ecuador was in Russia

>>128007660
>When people start using a meme you made
Well done lad

>>128009101
Why even give him a (You)?

>>128009010
>destroy the effectiveness of a voulenteer army by staffing it with chavs who don't want to get there

Meme policy for retards

>>128009010
Good one. No more bennies for lazy fucks.

>>128008885
Mate, he's praised the economic policies of Venezuela.

>>128009112

You took that photo? Nice

http://www.strawpoll.me/13089212

http://www.strawpoll.me/13089212

http://www.strawpoll.me/13089212

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>>128009057
Why would they leave? As far as I'm aware, the tax rate would only be increased up to what it was 7 years ago, no? Are we assuming that everyone will up and leave because they forgot what their old rates used to be?

Again, assumptions and the ones you're giving are starting to seem pretty weak, m8. You're pushing me to don a fucking rose at this rate.

>>128009226
And Cuba

>>128008460
>>128008599
What is really funny to me is that I made a fake poll the other day with the Tories at a 4 point advantage over Labour because I thought that would be ludicrous enough to shock people. >>127869369

>>128008474
Why do the Conservatives continue to let them flood the country then? It's almost as if the people who really run the country have an ulterior motive.

But that would be crazy, right?

>>128008975
I think that'll do quite nicely actually

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>>128007680
Just tried out that site with some pics and got this lol

>>128009245
Why is autist not an option?

>>128009091
dont you fukin dare tough greggs lad

>>128009077
>what are you all up to tonight?
Arguing with me flatmate, Vicky. Drives me up the wall if I'm honest.

>>128008735
Lazy git

https://twitter.com/afneil/status/870269609181675520

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>>128008975

https://youtu.be/5r1LBJK0zxo

>>128008922
>refugees welcome
>open borders
>highest tax rate ever outside of war
l>and value tax
>82% of his mps have no confidence in him
>most inexperienced shadow cabinet ever
etc.

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>>128004111
Is it me or has Angus Robertson gotten fatter?

>mfw he's actually English
>mfw Scots say "English all voted to remain in the UK"
>mfw it's actually the English that created the SNP and run it
>mfw their face when they realise this

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Spider-Man spotted feeding the Homeless in Tory Britain. Seen here in Birmingham, UK.

>More on those reports that Theresa May has refused to appear on BBC Radio 4’s Woman’s Hour. Eddie Mair, the presenter of the BBC’s PM programme, which airs on the same radio station, reports:
>"Theresa May’s absence from last night’s leaders’ debate on BBC1 was criticised by many of her opponents. It’s not the only media event she’s turned down. While Jeremy Corbyn accepted an invitation to appear on Radio 4’s Woman’s Hour this week, Theresa May chose not to be on the programme tomorrow and will send Justine Greening in her place."

Not at all a defensible decision.

>>128008975

>that order

Nice. Taking Uncle Codreanu's advice to always shoot a traitor before a foe.

>>128009234
I called that one "What have I done?"

>>128009384
Thanks.

I bet he gets tetchy at the gay stuff.

>>128004089
wait this is supposed to be an anti-May poster I assume but why is this here

>voted against lowering the age of consent in homosexual relationships to 16

isnt that a good thing?

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>>128004791
The Jezzpill is superior to all other pill varieties

>>128009266

Labour like immigration because its guaranteed dependents qualling votes.

The Tories like it because it keeps labour cheap.

>>128009382
ah. it's a hard life for a MGTOW innit

>>128009266
Tories do it becuase it provides cheap labour and more custormers for there rich donors

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>>128008975

>>128009341
https://youtu.be/JqngrsDHU6Y

>>128009246

Go for it mate, if you think it's gonna help with your £12k a year then all power to you.

Maybe you'll change your mind in five years time.

>>128009512
>ah. it's a hard life for a MGTOW innit
Someone gets it. Just wish Vicky would.

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>>128009422
Sharia-Enforcers spotted harassing and abusing young girls all over Rotherham in Labour's Britain.

>>128009422
>Tory Britain
>Birmingham

really causes ones neurons to fire

>>128009471
Considering how wound-up and passive aggressive the others have gotten, it should be pretty juicy if Tim takes it a step further

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>>128009627
>Birmingham Postbox

My drinking plan on election night is that for each party GAIN (not hold) I take one 'drink' of the following:

Tory - Ale
Labour - Vodka
Lib Dem - Wine
SNP - Whiskey
Plaid - It's not happening
Green - Smoothie

BONUS ROUND

UKIP - 2L of Frosty Jacks

Thoughts?

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>>128009592
If it goes badly, maybe I will. I hope, if it goes well, you'd be willing to change yours, mate. I'm still not 100% decided on it, yet, since I live in a tory stronghold, but I suspect I'm going to have to go with my gut.

>>128009403
>went tougher on immigration now
>wtf no open borders thats a lie
>the tax rate is returning to its state like.. 7 years ago
>land value tax REPLACES council tax which is obviously dumb af tax
>the entire party is now behind him and 300,000 people vote him as leader
>corbyn himself is a life long politician anyway and his shadow cabinet is as reasonable as any other parties

try harder little one

>>128009245
None of these are arguments

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Why are you voting for (((Theresa May)))?

>>128009601
Got no problem with sharia law desu. The degenerate left wing are on the front line there.

>>128009749
If Plaid makes a gain you should eat a whole raw leek

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>>128009627
I like that you noticed that almond rustler. Have a free nostalgic memory.

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>>128005356
I have a garden. Apparently that will be taxed. £2,000 a year extra. Thanks for that.

No way will Corbyn give us Brexit. He will keep importing his Muslim friends because they vote for him.

>>128009422
I guarantee he wouldn't be doing this if it wasn't going on social media. Attention seeking cunts. Poor dude probably doesn't want the whole world seeing him cupping hands to Spider-man for food; relatives, old friends and schoolmates all seeing him looking like a piece of shit. Do something good for it's own sake, even bronze age sheep hoarders figured that out.

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>>128009407

>Half-German/half-Scottish
>Born in Wimbledon, London (one of the most pretentious, twat-filled parts)
>Grew up in Edinburgh
>Horrible, ugly and grating accent
>Fat
>Miserable
>Did I say Half-German?
>Part of the SNP

Is this the worst human ever to exist?

>>128009433
Yep, commies first. The logic is flawless.

>>128005777
You'll be even poorer once the general population continues to increase due to immigration. Less jobs, more demand. There's nothing no government can do for you, apart from a Tory one. This is because they want to limit immigration.

>>128009163
If anyone starts whining they get a slap. Sounds like you should have had National Service mate.

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>>128009713
Postmen don't work on sunny days.

>>128009849
Except the degenerate left are nowhere near the Islamic ghettos they have helped create whilst the screech and cry for more of it (so long as it's nowhere near them).

So yeah, yeah you should have problems with sharia law you fucking achmed bin mohammed cock rider.

>>128009749
Tory should be a posh cosmo drink like a gin and tonic, UKIP should be to down an entire pint of lager, Lib Dem should be a fag drink like a mocktail or alcopop.

>>128009986
>Postmen don't work on Sunni days

>>128009845
>they are hard core anti-semites. Point out that May is pro-jew, and that corbyn is not. That will get them all voting for our Comrade.
Why are momentum so easy to spot?
And how much longer can I wait to get salt mining?

>>128009935
>This is because they want to limit immigration.

Is this your first election?

>>128008553
Nope, they will fold because brits are fags.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dKpHtc9F9M

>>128009849
>Legalised baby fucking is fine by me
gtfo

>>128009923
He's a slobbering jabber the hut cunt, like Alex Salmon fish. Speaking of fish, Sturgeon's becoming a bit of a porker. Politicians get fatter the more souls and foreskins they consume. Disgusting creatures, they are agents of the devil.

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What do you think the milkman said lads?

>>128009403
>82% of the blarities have no confidence in him
Are you trying to sell me on him?

>>128009985
>He's making assumptions about me

Topkek anonymong. Go vote like a good little retard.

>>128009749

But Whiskey is nice. Should be neck a can of disgusting Irn Bru instead

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>>128010053
Nice.

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>>128010053
>>128009986

>>128009901
>it's
*its
I do this every time. It's becoming a serious problem.

>>128010141
I bet he asked him about gays

>>128010141

God hates fags

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>>128009781

>>128010141
>in my humble and honest opinion the fags should all be thrown off of buildings

>>128010118
>England
>Fag
Yes we all smoke cigarettes here, you smoke cocks though.

>>128005356
it makes me sick that people are actually so effeminate and weak that they see nothing with robbing from their fellow Englishman just because they have more money than them. it's not about whether you lose money or not from higher taxes, it's about what's right and what's wrong. income redistribution is abhorrent. austerity is not just a means to an end, it is good in of itself. these services which are being cut shouldn't even exist. they are paid for by our taxes and sub-human brown filth disproportionately benefit. we should accelerate austerity and drop taxes further.

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Labour rely on Muslims for their core vote. They will continue to let them in. We will have more terror, less jobs, less available housing and lower wages. Oh, did I mention Sharia?

>>128010002
I don't want to get too smashed which is why I've got beer for Tories. Lib Dem have wine for that reason, metropolitan elite/europhile.

>>128009935
>except they increase immigration AND debts

>>128009993
Fuck off halfwit. In case you haven't noticed, Islamic areas are Labour strongholds. You think all the whites there are voting UKIP/Tory/BNP?
They think we are the scum and Muslims are being demonised.

>>128010141
I wonder if he asked him his stance on fox hunting. Tim was very pro-fox hunting a few years ago. It would lose him votes now.

>>128010071
wtf I love my Jewish overlords now

>>128008975
>Send the darkies back to Africa
Please don't do that. Send them back to the carribean