Brit/pol/: 1000 Year Tory Reich Edition

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Reminder: Hitler was an artist
Also, PAKIS OUT

>>128011302
First for pretending to be a labour voter

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FACK OFF

Andrew Neil interview with "tetchy" Farron starts at 7pm
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcone

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Tonight's QT panel.

Theresa May should have never called this election.

Because as a wise woman once said, "Confidence I can use. Bravado gets soldiers killed,", and May is guilty of bravado.

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This.

>>128011410
>inb4 it's shopped
No, it is not.

>1000 Year Tory Reich

"1000 Year New Labour Reich" would be more accurate.

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>>128011302
CORBYN WILL WIN

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>>128011410
It is shopped though, look
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=site:reddit.com+%22convince+them+we+need+to+present+ourselves+as+nationalists%22&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&gws_rd=cr&ei=PU0wWcfFJeuFgAaKiazwAw

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5th for astute literary examination

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzNat9uKts4

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*blocks your path*

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>>128011588
>autism

>>128011588
>what is deleting threads

Whats the whitest place in the UK?
My guess would be the Hebrides or some other place unknown to Pakis.

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Can't wait for this fucking election to be over

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anycunt up itt like slipping the missus the rodger on a saturday night?

>>128011740
>a basic level of critical thinking

>>128011783
>what is burden of proof

>>128011792
the green party conference

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>when the boss man gives you an extra wing and it's hench as fuck
>when dem chips are crispy
>AH GIVE IT A FOWA POINT FREE

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>>128011792
Everywhere that isn't a city, there are plenty of regional capital towns if you don't want to live in the middle of nowhere.

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>>128011884
Literally the most repulsive image I've seen all day.

>>128011884
Why are niggers so disgusting to look at?

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Just saw this drive past. Wasn't even taxed. These muslims just take the piss, lads.

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>>128011920

This map is outdated.

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Start frying nuns.

>>128011884
That thing is not human

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>>128012067
They're all outdated, the next census isn't for 2021

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*lightning sounds*

https://yougov.co.uk/news/2017/06/01/pollsters-experimental-election/

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>>128011856
>a basic level of critical thinking that I have to sperg out and bluntly type on the internet, completely crushing any residual humour left in this place
Yeah very clever.

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>>128011920
>tfw yellow

>>128011783
>Thinking that the person that screenshotted it wouldn't archive it as well
>>128011792
Cotsworlds

What are you all listening to this fine afternoon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99myH1orbs4

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Corbyn is the Robespierre of this century

>>128011810
>orthodox Jews

No surprise there. The least respectful 'people' on earth.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8ZGHnrc4C8

>>128011920
>Edinburgh
>90+

I wish

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Post yfw Tory landslide

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I hope you've praises kek today lads

Trump and mother Theresa need our power \o/

>>128011810
Fucking hate Hasids, nearly as much as muslims

>>128011942
honestly can't imagine being anything less than 97-99%

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>>128011920

>tfw NI

#98%

She's fucked it; May has fucked it.

Corbyn forms a coalition with SNP, Brexit is cancelled and we never leave.

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>>128012348
Radio 2. I put the radio on because I felt I was spending too much time in front of a screen but somehow I'm back again.

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>>128012382
>WorldStarofDavid
My fucking sides

>>128012424
You know, not very many images make me want to sympathise with ISIS's hate for America, but this one comes close.

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People worried Farage talked to a Russian. Meanwhile a known terror sympathiser, who met terrorists, and appeared on Iranian state TV, is running to be Prime Minister.

Only in UK 2017.

Guten Tag

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>>128012424
>civic nationalists

>>128012482
Who else for /coalitionofchaos/, it will be endlessly entertaining to watch.

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>>128012408
Pllleeez vote for masa corbyn

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>>128012147

Can you even imagine what the change will be like? Is that going to unanimously going to wake people up to the situation of replacement or will that have already have happened?

>>128012149

Whatever happened to Woesposting? It really tickled me funny bone guv'nah.

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>>128012424
Shadilay and Covfefe, brother.

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>>128012037

The one that fucks me up the most is the Blacked hand guy.

He's LITERALLY employed to put his fingers in and around vaginas and he can't keep his nails trimmed? WHY DON'T THEY TRIM THEIR NAILS?

It also shows you how unrealistic porn is because if you put fingernails like that near a minge in real life you're going to get kicked in the fucking head.

>>128011792

Welsh valleys boyo

>>128012408
It won't happen. You know it. Theresa May is on the verge of a nervous breakdown and hasn't been seen anywhere since the debate. Probably hiding under a table.

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>>128012424
fucking BASED my dude!

upvoted :^)

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>>128012408
Hooray...

I've called every election for the past 10 years, at least as far as the end result goes in terms of whos won etc.

But this time I'm not sure the Conservatives will do it handily.
They will win no doubt, but with a slim majority at best.

>>128011810
I know a guardsmen and the thing I've found is: They're all ""racist"" anyway. The cunt probably wanted to smash their faces in.

Always find it impressive how they can stand with people staring at them and doing shit like this for hours.

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>>128012609

Same thing also visible here.

TRIM YOUR FUCKING NAILS

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Let me look after those borders for you white boi!!!

>>128012599
They will just find some way to fudge the numbers like they did with the last one

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>>128011302

Give me your honest predictions on the election results.

I'm starting to get really nervous...

>>128012513
>Yanks
Is that a jew hat he's wearing?

>>128012609

This is an American thing though

>>128012622
I think it will, desu.

Ignoring (((YouGov))) she's like 10 points up. Polls ALWAYS underestimate Tories, so I'm thinking 130 seat majority.

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>>128012348
Rediscovering some ultimate patrician radio shows

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9W6al5XUPs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJnm85AjZuY

I thought about photoshopping an image of a "refugees welcome here" poster onto the gates of Aushwitz, but can't be arsed, if anyone wants to do that they're welcome.

>>128012797
>New Old Labour vs New Blue Labour
What's there to be nervous about? We've already lost.

>>128012797
fuck off mummy may

>>128012797
Tory win, large majority. 90+ seats.

>>128012797
May 90-160 majority.

>>128012424
>These are the people I am associating with

Just fuck my shit up f.a.m

>>128012716

Why? Because remainers are hoping to keep you in through Corbyn?

Why didnt the terror attack boost the right wings popularity?

>>128012609
Ew i never noticed b4 looks like he has a shit load of dirt under then as well

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>>128012424
BASED CIVIC NATIONALISTS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Fbx8Tnynvg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14J1dCwXh5w

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Muslims. What Joe Public really thinks.
>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sxefcCwgKNU
And why we should kill them all.

>>128011920
49.9< here

>>128012797
41/38
labour cant form a "progressive alliance" due to disagrements about brexit so the torys attempt a minority goverment but fail to get anything passed so theresa calls another election ,resigns and Amber Rud becomes leader then
>1000 year tory reich

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>>128012513
>those primary school shoes

The fucking state of IRL autists

>>128012797
Hung parliament.

>>128013117
Kek I hope I live to see a second civil war in the USA

>>128012797
350 to 400 tory seats

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>you will never wake up in bed beside Sam Cam.

Why even live?

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Post yfw UKIP landslide

http://www.strawpoll.me/13089303

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>>128013343
>Allah bless with love and prosperity
lel

>>128012424

Even Pepe looks uncomfortable.

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>>128013343
>david's shaven like a schoolgirl

>>128013337
It's already happening

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bO1agIlLlhg
Based multiculturalism!

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Only the ones at the front, oath keepers are pretty based.

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>>128013403

>you now remember the LibDems

Remember when this was supposed to be *their* election because of their pledge to a second referendum?

>>128012739
why don't niggers cut their fingernails

Lads, these polls don't look good. Is it fake news or are Tories crashing and burning? How bad would you have to be to lose to fucking marxists?

>>128013636
This time next week I expect a 3-4 point lead for /BasedCorbs/

>>128013343
Do you think they just had anniversary sex?

>>128013757
I don't doubt it.

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Lads, I went forward in time to see how the internet regulation went about. In 2019 there's a Great British Whitelist where you need to pay a computer license and R18 license.

Surprisingly enough, 4chan was banned. Hiroyuki didn't even fight for us, he just dropped us and fucked off. Pic related.

>on cut
>ate whole back of cookies 764 calories worth
>calorie deficit will only be 1300 calories today

Feels bad

>>128013343
Do you think secretly some politicians are quite racist. I would like to think they have to virtue signal for the public. Makes me laugh to think Cameron asks his wife what she wants from the chinky or paki shop.

BBC are reporting this:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/election-2017-40125166/general-election-2017-lib-dem-leader-pushed-on-brexit

But the interview is at 7? How can this be?

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What is the biggest meme of this campaign and why is it tuition fees?

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>>128013636
labour will win
if they don't we'll end up with a coalition of all the disgusting parties with corbyn as pm

convince me otherwise

>>128013713
Kill your self. That made me gag just reading it.

>>128013403
do they even run enough mps for a majority

>>128013562
>oath keepers are pretty based
No they aren't. They're libertarian faggots and nigger lovers.

>>128012885
Fuck I hope your right. Really worried you guys are going to fuck up this chance.

>>128013849
Probably pre-recorded

My brother's on holiday in Manilla says shits going down.

Any of you lads hear anything?

I'm worried to be quite honest.

>>128013822
You voting UKIP?

>>128013885
I thought it was Labour?

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>>128014095
It's only the Southern island that's under attack, the rest of the country is fine, well as fine as it can be.

>>128013822
>1300kcal deficit
Bit much lad

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>>128012424

Go back to the main board, you fuck.

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>>128012797

>Give me your honest predictions on the election results.

Shock Labour landslide like back in 1945.
KEK and meme magic has willed it.

>>128014246
No, he's in his hotel and he's talking about hearing gunfire.

>>128014264
that takes into account 500cal worth of cardio (30 or so minutes at 172bpm average)

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>>128013636
>Is it fake news
Yes every single polling organization is conspiring against le based Tories

Get offline for a second. Go talk to real people. Nobody likes Theresa May. Her appeal came from the mystery surrounding her because she was rarely in the press as Home Secretary, now everyone have seen her cowardly personality and she's not getting any votes.

Her manifesto (which rumour has it was written only by her and 2 closest aides) delivers a kick to the teeth of every single demographic group in the country.

Talk to real people at your workplace, uni, friends, gym, pub, whatever, try counting how many Tory supporters you can find compared to 2015. The traditional Tory voters will stay at home this time, we are headed for a hung parliament, it's painfully obvious.

Tories are about to be BTFO by the election they called. This will be fucking glorious.

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>>128013849

Potential happening in the 'Pines too.

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>>128014095
Thriller in Manilla.

>>128014341
Oh, well this is happening apparently

http://news.abs-cbn.com/news/06/01/17/gunfire-reported-at-resorts-world-manila

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3702217/manila-hotel-shooting-attack-philippines-pasay-city-resorts-world-latest-updates/

>>128014341
its probably durutre death squads shooting some druggies

>>128014386
>being this fucking deluded

>>128014386
We can't let her get the nuclear codes.

>>128014386
That's funny. Everyone I talk to can't stand Comrade Corbachev.

It's almost as if your social circle is an echo chamber.

You're fucking deluded if you think this is going to be anything other than a 100+ Tory majority.

>>128014385
A deficit of 1300kcal a day is huge it should be more like 3500kcal deficit a week

Lads I know we all like to have a laugh on here and that's all fine and well but can't we be serious for a moment.

If you're not earning £85,000 a year then you are going to lose absolutely nothing by having Jeremy Corbyn as our primeminister. I don't know about you but I very much doubt I'll ever earn that much money.

There are people that are suffering because of Tory austerity and there will be even more suffering is Theresa May wins this election with a larger majority than she currently has.

Corbyn has said that we are leaving the single market and once that happens free movement ends too. Brexit is a done deal in that case and everyone gets the Brexit they want.

This election isn't about Brexit, it's about the way our society is headed over the next five years.

Please put the memes aside and don't cut off your own nose to spite your face. There will be hundreds of thousands of young voters who have never voted before going out and voting for Labour next week so don't think May will win by default, if enough of us take this election seriously Labour can win.

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Tfw your country is about to become Venezuela

>>128014461
He says he's safe at the moment, just locked himself in his room and he's pushed the chest of drawers up to the door.

Gunfire is ongoing.

>>128014731
Yeah I know but I find it very hard to have the motivation to do something unless I am doing it full on.

>>128014575
Tories are about 5% ahead of Labour at this point, which is around the same level they were in 2015. Except in 2015 the LibDems got decimated after their core supporters abandoned them. Tim Farron has dissociated the party entirely from the coalition years and those voters are returning + a good amount of anti-Brexit voters. When you add it all up together, it's very similar to what was happening in 2010. Except this time the conservatives won't have anyone to ally themselves with.

A thorough NEILing about to come up lads.

Daily reminder that Labour shills cannot post the words "nigger" or "Paki" because their line managers forbid it.

Only challenging Labour posters to use those words will unmask them.

>>128014752
>I don't know about you but I very much doubt I'll ever earn that much money.
Paki lowlife detected, the whiteman is never afraid to enterprise and reach his full potential

Are Nutt on the BBC

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>>128011302
Whens the 'Jeremys magic money tree' Edition?

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Reasons to never go on /britfeel/:

Number 1037

>>128014880

>5%

They are 10% ahead minimum pal.

>>128014752
>higher corporation tax affects smaller businesses leaving people out of work
>higher minimum wage causes inflation
>labour garden tax cuts deeply into the middle class
>borrowing rockets and the countries debt sores
Hmm. Yeah. Really don't have anything to lose.

>>128014752
Will you lot fuck off and stop ruining brit/pol/ already, it's insufferable

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Mummy likes immigration

>>128014705
He's right about no one outside of tribal voting faggots liking the Tories or Theresa Miliband, though.

>>128014824
He should get out immediately afterwards, Duterte is sure to declare marshall law after this, won't be a very fun holiday.

>>128014838
But you will lose a lot muscle as well as fat and end up looking like youve done a 30 year stretch in the gulag

>>128014838

There's doing things full-on and then there's just doing them retarded. You're losing muscle mass at that large of a deficit.

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>>128014095
Manila is well away from all the Islam-infiltrated islands down south, still a shithole though. Mindanao is currently under martial law so maybe the muzzies are kicking off everywhere as a result.

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>Yes, Jeremy, I'll help you form a coalition. But only if you promise one thing: the United Kingdom will stay in the single market
>b-but I-
>Jeremy, you have no choice.

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>>128015087
Okay I'll tone it down but I haven't noticed any negative impact on my weight exercises yet.

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>>128014752
Away with you, vile beggar.

I would rather vote for a carved turnip with stick-on eyes than for Corbychev. May is weak, and a backsliding Socialist to boot, but at least she didn't commit adultery with Diane Abbott, endorse the IRA, and fly top-cover for that crawling Marxist creep they call the Shadow Chancellor.

>>128014944
What is it with the Labour Party and it's supporters killing off people's aspirations?
>you'll never earn x so why do you care anyway?

Who are you to say that I won't? I'm on £70k at the moment so it seems very much a possibility that I will one day, and furthermore, those people are already paying more tax anyway, how is it fair to ask them to pay even more, especially if you have no aspirations of even earning that much.

One flat rate of income tax. I miss that UKIP policy.

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>>128014959
>Whens the 'Jeremys magic money tree' Edition?
It's on after Theresa's Magic Money Tree.

>>128013636
It is literally fake news

>It appears YouGov has decided to corner the UK election shock polls market by virtue of starting to publicise shock polls on a near daily basis that are successfully sending the mainstream media into a feeding frenzy as the seats forecasts are resulting in perceived tightening of the election race.

>So the mainstream media has been busy these past few days reporting on YouGov's headline grabbing shock poll of the Tories losing 20 seats on their current standing by falling to 310, whilst Labour adding about 30 rising to 257 seats resulting in a Hung Parliament. Implying a nightmare election scenario of a weak Labour government controlled by the SNP that like vampires would seek to bleed the United Kingdom dry of its financial blood which has already had an immediate effect on the markets by sending sterling temporarily lower with the real world impact as holiday markers now get less foreign currency for their sterling.

https://youtu.be/_lSK1XpAPSY?t=60

http://www.marketoracle.co.uk/Article59221.html

>>128014275
KEK is with May, the Tories and Brexit

>>128015298
>What is it with the Labour Party and it's supporters killing off people's aspirations?
because everyone has to be equal

>>128014752
>If you're not earning £85,000 a year then you are going to lose absolutely nothing by having Jeremy Corbyn as our primeminister. I don't know about you but I very much doubt I'll ever earn that much money.

People do have a lot to lose. If Corbyn wins and implements his plans businesses will run a fucking mile. Unions will regain the stranglehold they had in the 70s and inflation would skyrocket with his wage policy.

>There are people that are suffering because of Tory austerity and there will be even more suffering is Theresa May wins this election with a larger majority than she currently has.

The benefit cap is £26k. If you're claiming that amount of money and are 'suffering' you deserve a bullet, not sympathy. Disabled people should stop feeling sorry for themselves and get involved in society, if your legs don't work it doesn't stop you from getting a job answering a phone does it?

>>128015235
You can't have been doing it very long.

Farron interview starting on BBC1

>>128015436
Which online streaming service has the least amount of lag?

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>>128011810
>Jews

oy vey, don't these goyim know they're nothing but cattle?

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>>128015235
k lad
Keep your protein high and fat low if you are cutting.Stay off the biscuits

>>128015490
http://tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcone

>>128015490
No idea

MILK ABOUT TO BE SPILT

>>128015235
>weight exercises

If you're lifting and running that deficit, it's plain daft, lad. Remember: the max amount of muscle you can put on per week at optimum conditions and depending on age is (roughly) half a pound per week so every half pound of muscle you burn away by overworking and not eating is basically a week of lifting you've wasted.

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>tfw we won't see scenes like this even when Corbyn loses massively

>>128015500
Protein intake is at at least 90g/day.

>>128015533
Tar.

>>128015533

That's always 15 seconds behind iplayer.

Farron is such a cuck

At the end of the day lads, if labour are pro- mass immigration and Tories are pro- mass immigration why not vote the party that will at least not continue with this painfully economically illiterate austerity meme?

>tfw that retarded yougov poll is giving lefty scum delusions they can actually win

>tfw that glorious moment when Dimbleby says after the gong, "the exit polls are in; and we predict, a landslide Conservative majority. pack your backs, leftists."

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It doesn't even who wins this election, they are both shit and I can't even pick one I hate the least, I would vote for are Paul but there's no point. Can someone try and convince me that one of them is slightly less shit then the other or that there's any positives about this election? Personally I think We're buggered lads

>>128015610
It varies alot, at the moment it's 10 seconds ahead of iplayer

>>128014978
awww tory shill is [triggered]

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Corbink. You know it makes sense.

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Just finished The Crown, is Victoria worth watching?

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WEE RUTH IS ON BBC SCOTLAND RIGHT NOW TAKING Q'S FROM AN AUDIENCE if you fancy a starter before Tim.

How long until he mentions being brought up in Preston?

Left before the Muslims took over, though

>>128015724
>someone paid money for that
That's abysmal.

>>128015741
Tim is on right now

>>128015727

Is the Crown good?

Andrew Neil has completely taken over Paxman.

>>128015657
Honestly, even if the polls are right it'll make fuckall difference because of our electoral system. Labour are winning support in seats they already have large support in like London, Birmingham and the North East. They don't have broad appeal
Iike the THINGS man did 20 years ago.

>So then Mr. Farron, why do you hate homosexuals, wen you yourself are in a homosexual relationship?

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Neils going in dry

>>128015591

You can't run a massive caloric deficit AND put muscle on efficiently, lad. It's like pulling on a rope from both ends. You'll go nowhere.

>>128015828
Desu senpai.

He's still good on University Challenge though.

Tbqh I don't mind Farron. I disagree with him strongly but I feel like he's sincere and honest. He's pretty inoffensive.

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>>128015797
Corbink is the future, lad.

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cuminmum

>>128015580
I think we will do now, thanks to Yougov.

>I-it was supposed to be a hung parliament!!!!

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>>128015900
>not using full fat milk as lubrication

>>128015804

Ah. Schedule is Scotchland is different. We've got Ruth for half an hour first.

Paxmans a belled

>>128015828
Andrew is based for how he went against Murdoch and won.

How long before Tim snaps and calls Andrew a faggot?

>>128016034
N

He has big eyebrows

>>128015632
>>128015692

Ask yourselves this. Who are the absolute worst cunts in Britain supporting? The pakis, the blacks, the SJWs, the sodomite freaks, the lazy and decrepit...

You already know the answer. Vote for the other party.

>>128015932
I was just hoping to at least maintain muscle mass and lose weight, so that my weight to power ratio gets better, which is what is really important to me.

>>128016059
kek

>>128015692
when do you want to become a caliphate?
in your lifetime
>vote labour
in your kids/grandkids lifetime
>vote tory

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>>128016068
Y

>>128016106
*lose fat

>Tim Farron is 47 years old

>Tim Farron getting his shut pushed in by Andrew McNeil

yay

>>128015334

KEK was with Brexit but not with establishment Remainer May and the Tories

Tim Farron has a tranquility about him. He stays behind what he says and aims to speak clearly and calmly. Andrew Neil is trying to break him and get him worked up.

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>>128013403

>>128015822
I liked it. No criticisms, really.

>>128016102
So vote UKIP. Gotcha.

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Vote Labour

>>128014752
>This election isn't about Brexit, it's about the way our society is headed over the next five years.
>Two years for Brexit negotiations
>The outcome of which affects the UK for decades to come
>Not important or relevant for what will happen in the next five years

Momentum are full of retards.

>well corbyn is just a massive fag enabler isn't he?

Jesus Tim you can't say that on national television!

Andrew Neil is doing well. I'd like to think if I was in Neil's seat I'd be saying the same stuff.

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>>128015932
>It's like pulling on a rope from both ends. You'll go nowhere.
Then what's the point in living, Joe?

>>128016173
Many Britbong politicians look younger for their age desu. I thought Cameron was in his late 30's when he was still in.

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>>128016216
No

TIM FARRONITE IS DESTROYING ANDREW NEIL

WHAT TIMELINE IS THIS?

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>>128012408

>>128015591
If you are in a deficit you need about 1 - 1.5g of protein per pound of lean body weight and some people would say thats a conservative figure

>>128016106

Yeah but you do that sort of thing very slowly - 300-500 cal deficits and keeping the protein high. If you go for the massive crash diet, turbo-cardio route, you're going to shed strength like no-one's business.

>>128016298
Who is this again?

>I'm going to give up on getting an answer to my question

BRUTAL

>Theresa May is probably a lesbian. She didn't bother going to the debate because she was paying some slag to eat her crusty cunt.

Jesus, Tim

Tim Farron is not allowing himself to be broken by Neil. He's actually doing well.

The only problem is that he's a bit boring.

Andrew McNeil is fucking savage today

>>128016392
a woman who
DIED
FOR
NOTHING

>you're not a Eurosceptic!

>>128016392
That's Jo Cox, she got killed by some far right lunatic during the EU referendum campaign.

>>128016332
wat?

I think May will pick up a few seats but she and the campaign have been absolutely shit.

If the PLP had bit there collective tounges and just gone with Corbyn from day one I think they could well of been in the running for a coalition of chaos.

>Playing the victim

Nigger tier arguing

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>>128014963

>>128016205
What's your constituency like? You don't have to be specific but is it a safe seat?

>>128015210
As if Jeremy wouldn't want that anyway.

Jeremy in charge of Brexit would see us adopt the Euro, offer to pay for more EU programmes, and house refugees in our spare rooms.

>But Mr Farron if we remain under EU law, we're subject to freedom of movement, are we not?
>I'll be restricting the movement of the gays, I can promise you that

Jesus christ Tim.

>>128016482
Doesn't ring a bell lad.

>>128016392
Joes cocks. Patron saint of Brexit.

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Daily Reminder - women are trying to destroy the country. What did they mean by this?

>>128016559
to be fair it didn't get much press coverage at the time. Everyone was too busy talking about the campaign.

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>>128014963
Virgin NEETs want Labour bucks, no surprise

Fucking hell

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Neil wasnt lying in his tweet things are heating up

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WE ALL KNOW BLOKES LIKE YOU

>>128016135
Except immigration has never been higher than under David Cameron's rule. The Tories are the ultimate globalists because whereas Labour believe in social globalism the Tories believe in economic globalism too. If there's gonna be a caliphate, it will come about much quicker under a Tory Party that doesn't give a shit about their people so long as they're allowed to keep selling nationalised industries and personally profit from it.

Oh god Tim really is doing poorly.

>>128016298
She was kinda hot.

Do you think she had a Heart of Darkness moment at the end? A brief "The horror! The horror!" inbetween all the gasping for air and choking on blood?

>>128016482
Fuck off

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>>128016603
Was women's suffrage a mistake, lads?

>>128016482
Who???

>>128016603
universal suffrage was objectively a mistake

OH SHIT LOL

>>128016710
Yeah it's a shame it doesn't really matter.

They're going to build a statue of Jo Cox outside Westminster, aren't they?

They'll probably demolish the Richard I statue and replace it with Jo Cox surrounded by Pakis.

>>128011588

Always knew you were a labour shill, kikely so

HOLY SHIT Andrew is gonna nut him.

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This is amazing

>>128016725
Mistah Cox - she dead.

HE'S CRACKED

Neil's gonna deck our Tim.

SHUT THE FUCK UP TIM

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Yessssss

>>128016603
The eternal roastie, enemy of civilisation.

Me Mum who is basically BNP tier when it comes to immigration likes Corbyn and will vote Labour. Female suffrage was a mistake.

ITS KICKING OFF

>>128016506
Nice try FBI.

>>128016603
>woman are destroying the country by not voting for the woman that will destroy the country

>>128016766
No shit

Its kicking off.

I'd be more interested in this interview if the lib dems weren't just a meme party at this point

>>128016725
I think she literally defecated on herself and went into shock, bled out and then cardiac arrest, m8.

Meanwhile who???????????

>>128016831
I hate Labour as much as the Tories, kiddo.

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*blacks your constituency*

The STATE of Tim

Need a new thread sharpish.

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>>128016325

>>128016814
I have some friends from her constituency and her assassination was a real shock for everyone there

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Its like the Paxman Howard interview
>answer the question
>answer the question
>answer the question

Tim really is just being a dickhead here.

>>128011920
>Medway
>80-89% white

Hmm i wonder if this is related to it being shit

Holy shit Tim Farron is fucking insufferable. What a patronising smug cunt. Would love to kick him in the bollocks.

What the fuck is he talking about?

>>128016216
You faggots just steal /pol/ memes and think this will create a Trump like swell of support. Corbyn isn't cool, he isn't saying what people are afraid to say, he isn't advocating something radical.

The only way Corbyn could win is to say that he will deliver the hardest Brexit that will end the EU forever, regain sovereignty, control the borders, and usher in the next 100 years of Great British rule. But seeing as he is a socialist cuck, who wants open borders, understanding for terrorists, and more taxes, that's never going to happen.

This level of delusion. Enjoy crying into your vegan hummous on the 9th.

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>LISTEN HERE YOU BIG, GLUTTONOUS HOMOPHILE, I'LL FUCKING SHOVE THOSE GLASSES UP YOUR CHAP'S EYE IF YOU DON'T LET ME FINISH MY ANSWER

>>128016538
If you knew anything about Corbyn you'd know he has long been personally anti-EU (unlike May)

>>128015210
Can't see a formal Labour/SNP coalition for that reason and because Labour can never agree with Scottish independence due to hoping to get those seats back. So it could be issue-by-issue votes or simply blocking everything a minority Tory govt proposes...

NEW
>>128017072
NEW
>>128017072
NEW
>>128017072

>>128016831
>being a labour shill makes you a kike lover

Fucking hell you r/t_d cunts are completely brain dead.

>>128016603
>Yank birds get Trump elected
>Ours vote for a terrorist supporting traitor

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>>128016725
Have you ever been fisted, ausfag? I would imagine it was like that.

what are u watching

>>128017055
>chavs
>white

>>128016709
immigration's already going down slightly under may vs open door rapefugees welcome merkel tier under corbyn
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>128017230
Farron destroying his future

>>128017070
Come back to me on June 9th
Labour is winning the meme war

>>128014752
>This election isn't about Brexit, it's about the way our society is headed over the next five years.

It's all about Brexit. That is THE main issue. It's the reason why it was called in the first place, of course the cynical Tories had to sneak in a few policies as well, but the primary concern in this election is Brexit. If we don't leave properly (or at all), then we've fucked our only chance up of leaving the EU.

>>128017281
Oh brilliant, the bath is already overflowing and the baby has drowned, but MUMMY has promised to close the tap by a quater turn!

Fucking Votetards