PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
https://www.whitehouse.gov
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
https://publicpool.kinja.com/
Trump Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
APPEARANCES
>State Dept summary of Pres trip to ME 5/30/17
https://youtu.be/wYMcYCxWJ64
>Pres Trump w/familes of the fallen 5/29/17
https://youtu.be/vXOzrAepT84
>Pres Trump speech Mem Day Arlington Cem 5/29/17
https://youtu.be/GsNNTd2GJek
>SecDef C.H.A.O.S. Mattis speech Mem Day Arlington Cem 5/29/17
https://youtu.be/PwW9855-GFw
>Pres Trump wreath laying ceremony 5/29/17
https://youtu.be/L2kkroUVxoI
>Pres Trump Addresses Military @Naval Air Station Sigonella, Italy 5/27/17
https://youtu.be/2k5AZYzjsTQ
>Air Show @G7 5/27/17
https://youtu.be/wFvCGpgXfkE
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #18 5/26/17
https://youtu.be/TwlMN8_0y-w
PREV APPEARANCES
http://pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
http://pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
http://pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ
FUN STUFF
>Trump shoves NATO out of the way
https://youtu.be/8AEwyWIqmAw
>Trump SwordDancing to Shadilay
https://youtu.be/Wd6TPIxWQwA
>AF1 Takeoff in the rain
https://youtu.be/taZcJqUZAF8
>TrumpWave S P A C E
https://youtu.be/s1qhafzPkAM
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
https://youtu.be/pf4RSgb_Pqg
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
https://youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
https://youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
https://youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA
INSPIRATION
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
https://youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
https://youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
https://youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
https://youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
https://youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
https://youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>American Comeback Story
https://youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8
OP pastebin: http://pastebin.com/nygxu29R
prev >>>>127812064
AWOO AWOO AWOO
COVFEFE FOREVER
covfefemovement
1 Covfefe = 1 Dead Nigger
Covfefe
>sounds very similar to "Bukkake"
>agree - the negative press is the MSM's own bukkake
Make sense to me - message received.
Sorry Bess that you missed that.
Guys did you hear about COVFEFE?
NEW COVFEFE EXCHANGE RATE
1 (YOU) NOW GOING FOR 1.27232626 COVFEFE'S
STOCK UP TODAY
>>127815441
Jesus Christ Bess is overly obsessed with this 70 year old man. Daddy issues much?
If he had kept his hands off his phone he would've gotten a day without mockery. Today's coverage would've been about Kathy Griffin, but now all we're going to hear about "covfefe".
This is a forced meme and I'm absolutely not going to have any part of it.
#ResistCovfefe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTUD003UyCQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTUD003UyCQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTUD003UyCQ
THIS IS A MUST WATCH
EVERYONE MUST SEE THIS CLIP TO WATCH CNN SQUIRM
This whole situation proves the absolute desperation of the left. This is insanity, people are obsessed with Trump.
>>127815441
Alzheimer
and impeachment!
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4oVxWsCNsU
>The Fuzzy One
IT'S BUNDO, YOU FOOLS
>mfw drunk browsing /ptg/
>>127815665
Gib Covfefe
Covfefe is the sign I was waiting for. I'm back on the Trump train.
>>127815681
MUST WATCH INDEED
JUST DO IT EVERYBODY
THIS IS HOW YOU DEAL WITH LEFTY LIBSHIT CUNTS
>Tucker does a gat-ass AMA on Leddit
>We get a fuckin shoutout
Also awoo~
WHERE CAN I FIND LOU DOBBS EPISODES REEEEEEEEEE.
>>127815441
THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4oVxWsCNsU
DEFINE COVFEFE BEFORE THE NORMIES DO
IT COULD BE THE NEXT "KEK"
WHAT DOES COVFEFE MEAN???
COVFEFE DESCRIBES THE OBSESSION OF VERIFIED LEFTISTS WITH TRUMP'S TWEETS
I FINALLY GET IT
>>127815680
>forced
>explodes this much at 2:00 est
>>127815681
DEATH BY SUNUNU
This meme is awful, and only someone who thought "drumpf" was some kind of sick burn would perpetuate it.
Frogs would be better.
>>127815677
No it really wasn't, Kathy Griffin was today's "theme"
Wouldn't have gotten anymore coverage tomorrow. Some crazy ass shit is probably going to happen tomorrow morning anyways
>>127815677
>implying covfefe was done as a mistake
HAPPENING IN AFGHANISTAN, DIPLOMAT DISTRICT BOMBED, GERMANS GOT IT WORST
COVFEFEEEEEE
>>127815726
rare qt pepe. covfefe to you trip fag.
>>127815665
Is covfefe even good? I'm worried.
Either way, I'll bite.
>>127815702
>tfw no amount of alcohol even phases you anymore and you're in a shit relationship with a girl you mistakenly went for and nothing can make the feelings go away that youve made a huge mistake
>>127815771
covfefe is a Rorschach test
You know this
Goodnight /ptg/.
Post your favorite Trump tweet:
Kek I hope he sends out more of these tweets like a dipshit. It makes him look good. Somehow.
HOW TO PRONOUNCE COVFEFE?
>>127815872
Covfefe is the new 1488.
>tfw no white right wing minnesota gf
just about done
>>127815754
Too late the we lefties already done it
>>127815681
Camerota used to be on FNC - really feel off the sanity wagon by going to CNN
>>127815748
Is awoo a trap?
>>127815823
>>127815823
>>127815823
THIS
IS
WHY
TRUMP
ABANDONED
HIS
TWEET
HE'S IN THE SITUATION ROOM RIGHT NOW
WILL DELET COVFEFE AND REPOST LATER
>>127815882
>>127815677
No anon, don't you get it? Can you feel the pull... the ebb and flow of the memes? We're getting closer anon - the meme singularity is almost upon us.
http://circa.com/world/a-huge-bomb-blast-in-kabul-rocks-diplomatic-quarters-and-casualties-are-expected
He could have been interrupted about the bomb going off close to the US embassy in Afghanistan.
>>127815823
This is almost certainly the reason the typo got posted and not corrected. But I'm sure he will be pleased by the tweet reactions.
>>127815878
Have a good COVFEFE anon
>>127815771
I like to think he just said "fuck it" mid-tweet and went to bed. You can only whine so much.
>>127815441
This is hilarious and all, but seriously we can't let this guy get his hands on the covfefe.
>>127815754
The feeling you get when viewing pictures of Hitler.
Uh, Donald tweeted it in the 6th minute of the 6th month Eastern Time....there's another 6 and we're just missing it.
I always imagine that Bess is furiously schlicking away with one hand while she tweets on her phone with the other
>>127815863
>e feelings go away that you've made a huge mistake
The woman is not the prize what she can give you is the prize.....You fucking peasant
>>127815944
Take the Flat Pill. It's the meme to end all memes.
>>127815665
Send me some covfefes
1KqwiRvFPC4kQSuswM9AKX2wDg9gBkttuz
>>127815981
Too late!
>>127815882
>>127815904
>tfw sitting at home completely alone for the 9th month in a row
I'll probably get drunk enough to end it soon
>>127815441
COVERAGE.
NEGATIVE PRESS *COVERAGE*
IT WAS A FUCKING TYPO. WHAT IS WRONG WITH LIBERALS. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE.
Seriously Donald Trump has grabbed these people by the pussy, big time.
>>127815863
The longer you persist in the lie the more hurt you'll bring both of you anon. It's a disservice to both of you, you should talk to her.
>>127815754
Trump already did:
Covfefe: coverage colored by a libtards feefees
>>127815890
Cauhf-feef
or
Cauhf-fef-fey
whichever you like
>>127815878
Peace
Shes the ultimate sweetie
How do we get Trump to unblock her?
>>127815974
>>127815944
checked
>>127815441
damn,it didn´t took trump a year to almost cause nuclear war
>>127815882
Quite literally kangzposting.
Bess needs to do a mommy joi
>>127815754
COVFEFE IS HYSTERICAL, INACCURATE, FACT-FREE PROPAGANDIZED VERY FAKE NEWS
>>127816123
>>127815441
MKULTRA cells have been activated by this tweet.
Mark my wortiti
>>127816103
This, desu.
>>127815904
Minnesota doesn't have many Conservative women. It's unfortunate. I live here and am forever alone/tfw no gf mode all the time.
Where the fuck are you supposed to meet people? I don't go to bars and nightclubs, and women seem to hate any man who talks to them in public, so... what else is there?
Can you covfefe it?
I was saying before the embassy bombing hit the news that Trump got called away from something and hit submit before he was finished with the tweet. It's somewhat likely he doesn't even know about it, though you'd think someone in the room is watching social media and would have said something to him by now.
>>127815702
>I found out yesterday why she is relevant on twitter.
>Found out today she's a comedy writer on Kimmel.
Now I need someone to fill me in on how she is considered funny, let alone a writer, and finally a comedy writer. Damn kids.
>>127816030
Drink some covfefe faggot you'll be fine
>Update: car bombing in Kabul, Afghanistan detonated 400 yards away from US Embassy and in secure section of city. 50 dead, 60 injured.
https://twitter.com/JeffVaughn/status/869790164406550528
https://twitter.com/JeffVaughn/status/869790164406550528
https://twitter.com/JeffVaughn/status/869790164406550528
THIS IS WHY TRUMP LEFT HIS TWEET UP
GET IT?
>>127816066
Kek walk with me
>>127816090
how the fuck did i miss this
>>127816061
>You'll never have lighthearted political banter over drinks then fuck like ravenous bunnies back at your place Bessie poo
Next OP
>>127815665
GIB
>>127815823
COVFEFE OF PEACE!!!!
>>127815702
>admitting to alcohol abuse on /ptg/
Anon don't ever forget Fred
Listen here Drumpfsplainers
>>127815943
Is that Kathy's brother?
>>127816221
kek
>>127816034
>>127816034
How can people not understand this? It was supposed to say "coverage", which is blatantly obvious.
>>127815441
DRUMPF
>>127816034
It wasn't a typo; it was wordplay.
Covfefe, covfeefee, coverage colored by feefees, by feelings.
>>127815681
Sununu waxing Socratic method to CNN newsbabe.
Maybe he dictated kerfuffle - it fits the sentence.
I seriously hope all of you reread what you wrote before posting it. Quality comments begin with you.
>Hold your ground! Hold your ground! Sons of America, of Europe, my brothers. I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of white men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of jews and enslaved shitskins, when the age of white men comes crashing down, but it is not this day! This day we fight!! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you stand, White Men of the West!
>>127816337
No, he got pulled away from his phone for this
https://twitter.com/JeffVaughn/status/869790164406550528
HES AWAKE
>>127816192
She kissed up to the right people. That's all it takes for qt 3.14s to break into "the biz". I mean more power too her for doing it right but she's straight up crazy atm.
>>127815983
"Covfefe" is when people believe something happened, but you know it didn't but you wish it did. Examples include "Trump said he will send niggers back to Africa" or "Trump said he will take away gay and women's rights"
>>127816353
>Every day I love the President Of The United States more and more.
These are words I'd never think I'd say.
>>127816353
Its midnight...we're drunk mate, fuck off
ugh...guys?
www.reddit.com/r/covfefe/
>>127816221
That's some high quality shit
>>127816221
covKEKe
>>127816221
Underrated
>>127816262
I don't I just wish I was dead like him
>>127816422
he's given us fresh meme fuel
On an acronym website and I got a random word "ADOLF" Kek. Is this a sign?
>>127816221
Covfefe be with you.
Urban dictionary BTFO drumpf
It's funny seeing trumptards trying to laugh along. We're laughing AT YOU
>>127816064
>>127816520
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuIGjex15lk
>>127816034
stupid-ass old person typos made by prominent figures are the bread and butter of twitter anyway
the fact that it was made by the President of the United States in an organ that he uses to promote his views and deal with other nations, and that he embarrassingly fucked up and hasn't deleted it, does add another dimension though
but yeah everybody knows what he meant to say that's not the point you fucking retard
>>127816384
Covfefe = Radical Islamic Cocksuckers
Gotta stomp these roaches out. Maybe respond with a Mattis MOAB sortie?
>>127815681
MAKE HER EAT CROW!
>>127816353
Sorry, I'll focus on better covfefe from now on.
>>127815771
Co V Fe Fe looks like the best bet I've seen. As an anagram there's not much there in English.
All are metals in the 4th row: Cobalt, Vanadium and Iron (x2). It's a "high strength soft metallic alloy,"
>Iron-Cobalt-Vanadium is a soft magnetic alloy with the highest flux density of any strip core alloy, making it ideal for use in tape cores and magnetic cores in electrical equipment
>https://www.americanelements.com/iron-cobalt-vanadium-alloy
High flux density sounds pretty bad ass.
>>127816262
I would like to see this meme but with trumps dad. I know he has tons of respect for his father so it could be weaponized feels.
>>127816474
He knows.
The madman knows how to claim words, how to take the media for a 24-48 hour ride and feed the meme beast. Once the memes dry up, the free /pol/ support dies.
Though the madman has given us a lifetime already, I assume by the end of 8 years the world will be meme'd to the core.
>Space memes
Remember this
>>127816178
I went to school with one. We graduated in 2016. I'm not /r9k/, I've been in relationships before and gotten my dick in female holes. I do my best to not put pussy on a pedestal but she was amazing. Cute, thin as a twig, liked to go target shooting with me, went out on the town semi-regularly, voted for Trump, grew up on a farm. But of course, she had a boyfriend. Moved back with him and started her career. I'm in my mid 20s now and I'm fairly sure I'll be considering her 'the one that got away' until whenever I die. That accent is so cute to listen to.
It don't matter. None of this matters.
>>127816534
>>127815681
>what do /YOU/ think is happening there
such fake covfefe
>>127816061
I miss bess-posting. I hope she continues the trend of replying to screenshots of Trumps tweets. That's somehow much funnier to me.
>>127816520
because a bomb went off in Kabul's green zone and Trump is in the situation room
That's why the tweet stands uncorrected
https://twitter.com/JeffVaughn/status/869790164406550528
Lefty libshits will never realize this
>>127815441
She couldnt even break 1000 likes, guys I think this is the end of bessy
>>127816520
Congrats, you can't win any elections or regain any kind of meaningful power, but you'll always have definitions on urban dictionary.
>>127816610
>>127816534
>>127815441
Basic gesalt?
>>127816395
>Jewess
>straight up crazy
>thatsmyfetish.gif
My life is empty
>>127816568
most of ptg is retarded high schoolers
>talking up a girl
>literally half my height
>she's blonde haired blue eyed and stupidly right wing
>laughs at holocaust jokes
What the fuck do I do for a first date /ptg/? I haven't been on a date in years.
>>127816271
Ironic. These females get upset at the littlest thing.
>>127816607
>mfw fucking space memes
>>127816668
>>127816631
F to all the sand negroes melted.
>>127816748
>>127816271
Can someone tell me what the stupid little girl statue is about, anyways? How long has it beenthere and what is its purpose?
>>127816568
Lol, you're mad and stuck here. Entertain us slave.
Please don't forget these poor little girls. The ones from France, Sweden, it doesn't matter. They need men of the West to stand up and defend them.
The Carlpill is the final red pill.
>>127816689
Still in college and doesn't have a job detected.
>>127815441
seriously goys I am worried, 2 hours he has left up an incomplete tweet with a ridiculous mispelling what the covfefe is happening?
>>127816034
B U T T D E V A S T A T E D
Covfefe.
>>127816675
Shh, No Gestalt, Only Covfefe
>>127816221
so many keks
>>127816693
take her to your local klan meet-up
Do you think he does stuff like this just to make them go crazy? It's really just presidential shitposting.
>>127816757
50 dead so far
just outside the gates of the US embassy
Trump is busy right now
>>127816899
covFEFE
>>127816678
>Implying I'm not the male mirror into her neurosis
Honestly it'd probably be a perfect match.
Who is confefe here
>>127815882
>>127816820
No one cares if coal burners die
>>127816693
>talking to a girl
That's a good one
>>127816798
they put it recently in front of the bull thinking it would show "haha women are strong and stand up to big evil smelly monster men" with the irony being the bull symbolizes a bull market, growth, and prosperity. So they put up a statue which in reality said "look at women, we get in the way of real growth and prosperity and have no clue what we're doing"
Then we have the dog pissing on her now. I don't know what it means but it is probably just taking a piss on her.
>>127816891
these crack me the fuck up for some reason
>>127816936
He's done it literally dozens of times, so I wouldn't be surprised.
Most likely it's what other people have said though and he got pulled into the situation room and it got sent off accidentally.
>>127817026
Literally fucking kill yourself
>>127816896
I don't get it
HES AWAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>127816820
Nah dude covfefe XD Dude COVFEFE!!!!! XD XD
I hate to be a fedora lord here but this is the human race we're talking about here. The people who care care and will continue to try and help, while the majority will either speak against it and do nothing else or how down and kiss the feet of those who murdered her and those like her. Even with Trump, even if we wiped out niggers and slimes, even if we killed all liberals, we still have a long way to go.
>>127816192
She's a Jewess. That's why she has a career in entertainment, nothing to do with talent. Just ethnic networking.
>>127816693
Sounds like my ex who loved camping...Best years of my life....fucking in nature is fun
>>127817000
I wasn't expecting these feels...
also checked
>>127816945
What is the diplomat deathtoll? I imagine most casualties were from locals, the blastwalls are sturdy as fuck and a VBIED large enough to hurt anyone on the other side won't be able to get past checkpoints.
Curious how it got in in the first place, something that big should have been caught, especially in the diplomat district
>>127816990
/ptg/ confefe hours
>>127817093
Or...Or ..I can grab the popcorn and watch the carnage
>>127817000
>I miss my father ;_;
Me too Trump, me too.
>>127816192
there's no such thing as a funny comedy writer
>>127816221
fucking love you guys
>>127816798
It is supposed to represent women not being in enough high paying positions and them taking a stand. However, it stands next to the raging bull, which represents bullish markets, economic progress, so the statue is generally assumed to be a nuisance and against progress.
>>127817071
>>127817000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DL_KyJpRuKU
>>127816990
Confefe is fuck, phonefagging it up in bed
THIS IS WHY TRUMP LEFT THE TWEET UNCORRECTED
50 YARDS FROM THE US EMBASSY, WITHIN THE KABUL GREENZONE
NO TIME TO CORRECT COVFEFE ERRORS
>>127816271
Fearless Girl isn't "powerful". It's designed to elicit sympathy though weakness. Liberals wouldn't love it otherwise.
>>127815882
I thought your pic related was fake until I looked it up.
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/440331541580099584?lang=en
>>127816034
Lol, just lol.
>>127817267
Covfefe going to be on flags and shit soon...
>>127817267
That's a big one
>>127817201
w-well you're just mansplaining
>>127817111
It has nothing to do with being human. It's about being a man and keeping the wolves apart from the lambs.
>>127816006
i read this post at 111
>>127816472
Why, anon?
>>127817267
I thought he was back home. Or did he tweet about it right away?
>>127816951
If only I had a Jewess of my own
go upboat and submit based definitions
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Covfefe&utm_source=search-action
COVERAGE
OVERLY
VICIOUS,
FACT-FREE
ENDLESSLY
FOOLING the
ELECTORATE
>people coming to the thread actually angry at Trump over a typo
I can understand laughing about it, but anger? Like you've never misspelled something, or been called away part way through something. 50 people just died in front of a US embassy, would you rather he pulls out his phone to shitpost on twitter right now?
>>127817267
>>127814546
>COVFEFE
Letters to numbers gives:
>3-15-22-6-5-6-5
The sum of which is:
>62
PSALM 62:
>Truly my soul finds rest in God;
my salvation comes from him.
>Truly he is my rock and my salvation;
he is my fortress, I will never be shaken.
>How long will you assault me?
Would all of you throw me down—this leaning wall, this tottering fence?
>Surely they intend to topple me
from my lofty place;they take delight in lies.
>With their mouths they bless,but in their hearts they curse.
>FAITH IN GOD
>FENCES
>LIES
>WALLS
What does it MEAN?
>>127817182
>there's no such thing as a funny comedy writer
Probably more often the case than not. They seem like an unstable bunch.
>>127817161
No. Do us all a favor and put a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger.
>>127816520
WTF I HATE TRUMP NOW
>>127817346
Uff da. Just fuck me up Faith
>>127817396
>Trump comes back to fix his typo
>Huffingpaint Post: DID TRUMP REALLY PRIOTITIZE HIS TWITTER OVER US EMBASSY BOMB????.
>>127817376
>Update
The news of the blast came right after the tweet.
He got pulled downstairs
>>OPERATION DEFINE COVFEFE
OPERATION DEFINE COVFEFE
>>OPERATION DEFINE COVFEFE
OPERATION DEFINE COVFEFE
>>OPERATION DEFINE COVFEFE
OPERATION DEFINE COVFEFE
>>OPERATION DEFINE COVFEFE
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Covfefe&utm_source=search-action
FUGGIN DO IT
>>127817410
Nothing. It's a typo
This thread has gotten very reddit all of a sudden
Soomeone vaporize the planet come on do it now you fucking pussy right now end it before i sit througha day of people trying to out loud say covfefe fucking ignite this mf'er come on faggot
>>127817346
is that faith goldy? post more!
damn shame shes getting older, women age like shit
>ptg.jpg
>>127817466
>Uff da
Found the tan Swede
Car Bomb in Kabul near embassies
And they wonder why he's not fixing a tweet
How do you pronounce covfefe though?
>>127817343
ow my male fragility
>>127815882
>>127817201
also the bull was produced by an artist at his own cost and put there in the wake of a financial crisis to give hope to people and remind them of
the artist of the little girl got paid and apparently there's even some kind of women's fund or some shit listed at the girls feet
>>127817592
cove-fey-fey
The meaning of covfefe. June 21st happening
>>127817592
cahv-fee-fee
What did Google mean by this?
>>127817346
>A fucking le...
Faith Goldy is a stern reminder to me to keep searching for a proper bloodthirsty wife.
>>127817448
White knighting for coal burners wont fix the west
The opposite will fix the west
>>127817592
Shut the fuck up nigger do not even fucking dare no one cares fucking dont say it out loud retard
>>127815665
THE 1 OFF
>>127817612
fuck no it is COV as in coverage, FEE as in FEE FEE as in FEE
oldie but goodie
i miss jeb
>>127817592
Kov
fee
fee
>>127815754
>>127815771
I think covfefe can simply be chalked down to fake news, or bullshit.
>Trump just did ______! Impeach!
Nah that's just total covfefe
>>127817377
I am genuinely in love with Anne Frank. She was beautiful, witty, and graceful young woman who light was snuffed out far too early.
I frequently fantasize about being Peter van Pels hiding with her.
Oh god, just imagine deflowering that sweet girl on a lazy Amsterdam afternoon, lying and learn what each other's bodies were for.
Now imagine nine months later, she's got a massive bulging stomach from carrying your child inside her and it seems like she’s gonna pop any moment now. Her popped belly button makes it look like she's got a giant third boob where her stomach once was. She waddles around and can barely move half of the time. She's developed an insatiable craving for your dick and you've likewise developed a taste for her pussy. You’re both cooped up in an attic all day have nothing better to do besides fuck like an unsustainable third world population. You lie down on your back, she strips off her almost comically too small clothes and kneels on top of you. She grabs a hold of your rock hard cock, inserts it deep inside of her, and begins to ride you like a stallion. You feel the pressure from her incredible weight and huge round belly bearing down on but the indescribable pleasure of her tight pussy throbbing on you cock negates any discomfort. You sink into her beautiful soul, into that secret place where no one dares to go. After 30 minutes, you and her are both moaning with ever greater intensity, you know it won't be long now. Suddenly, you feel your cock shaking like a V-2 rocket and the orgasm reaches it's climax as your cum literally explodes like an 88mm AT round inside her Sherman tank, blowing the turret right off. You and her both join as one, souls screaming from the sheer ecstasy. As the elation wears off, she lies next to you. Too exhausted to do anything else, you simply hold her in your embrace. In that moment, there is no family squabbles, no Nazis, no war. Just you and her, watching the sky turn pink with the setting sun.
>>127817592
cove-feef
Trump is king
>>127817745
Nathan Bedford Forrest?
Is that you?
>>127817673
>Edgy posting about slaughtered children
I hope the worst of plagues takes your whole bloodline.
>>127815685
>leader of the free world is a completely incompetent retard
>does something ducking retarded again
H-h-he m-must being doing it in purpose guys, the left are so d-desperate amiright?
The word he tried to write is 'coverage'
>>127817696
>>127817592
Cov-fef-ayy
>>127817745
Quality banter
>>127817792
I agree with him, france made their bed. Fuck em
THIS IS WHY THE TWEET STANDS UNCORRECTED
SOME THINGS ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN OTHERS
>>127817813
>Make fun of a typo
>With a typo
>>127817813
It's 2 AM and you're furious someone made a typo on twitter.
>>127817835
there is no way to know that
Covfefe be with you, Trumpgen.
>>127815441
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4oVxWsCNsU
>>127817792
>Edgy posting about slaughtered children
No one has given me a reason why I should give a fuck...Because they look like my people? My people wouldn't step foot in a Grande concert, let me know when a Toby Keith concert gets bombed
>>127816568
Damn, you sure are ass blasted
>>127817900
>The children should pay for the sins of the father
Then take me fucking now because I won't watch this play out like it's fucking normal
>>127816520
Can't we just edit this? Pick a new definition.
>(n.) When you want to say "coverage" but the Germans get bombed and you have to grab the popcorn.
>>127817961
THIS
THE REASON FOR COVFEFE IS THIS:
i dont know how he does it
>tfw you drink a warm cup of covfefe while posting on /ptg/
Anybody else want to fuck Bess?
I want her to say "sweetie, stop I am not single" as I plunge my big paki dick into her tight pussy.
Do you think she is a slut?
I bet she would fuck Trump, given the chance.
>>127817961
Jesus, that is a massive bomb. How the hell did it through to there?
>>127818033
are you asking me to kill you? do it yourself, you lazy cunt
>>127817513
Coverage colored by one's feelings. (feefees)
>>127818099
No clue
It was in Kabul's green zone
50 yards from the US embassy
very concerning
>>127818097
no, nigger
>>127818074
Thats their culture you bigot
>>127815726
Didn't you used to post on another board? I remember you being a huge faggot
>>127818010
Because we are all that keeps the world worth inhabiting. The second we (including Europe) fall is the second that the Apocalypse begins. When the nukes of Europe fall into Islamist hands who do you think will be left to pick up the pieces?
>>127817835
>Second guessing Trump
covfefe
>>127815681
>the investigations been going on for 7 months!!
WEW damn Sununu fucking beast mode
>>127815777
can't believe nobody checked these digits
>>127818097
All day every day
>god emperor simply opens his mouth
>a meme is instantly born from his will alone
This is the best timeline.
>>127818109
how do i order one?
covfefe = kvetching about one's feefees
>>127818101
No I'm asking you to kill yourself, if you think the future isn't worth fighting for. You think your puny country of Poland can fight this shit on your own? You'll suck Merkel's cock before you sever your ties to the EU
>the press and twitter losing their absolute god damn FUCKING minds over a T Y P O
a what?
a....dare i say it...
now stay with me, pol...
TYPO.
this man is a FUCKING GOD and has you ALL (as in EVERY SINGLE FUCKING ONE OF YOU) in his hands. you are trumps pawns, in his 67D underwater Yahtzee! game.
FUCK you
>>127818097
>as I plunge my big paki dick
>paki
>>127818109
pure pottery
>>127817961
Holy hell
>>127815777
#covfefe
https://twitter.com/ABC/status/869781434583724032
https://twitter.com/ABC/status/869781434583724032
https://twitter.com/ABC/status/869781434583724032
>>127817989
you're right we shouldn't jump to conclusions.
covfefe could mean anything. Only the mind of trump knows what we all wonder.
Trump trolling everyone with "covfefegate". That way nobody realizes it's actually a nuclear code.
>>127818311
they are insane. nothing more to it, our enemies aren't even worth the time of the day if this is all it takes to trigger a response
>>127818122
Perfect.
>>127818184
Okay...but what is the chances one of the people at the concert has had a future terrorist cum in their mouths
It's nowhere near zero
>>127817971
COVFEFE IS REAL
KEK'S TRUE NAME IS COVFEFE
>>127815681
>her uptight demands he stops talking and instance she has no agenda
She's a retarded cunt who fucked her way to the top and he's a governor, who the fuck does she think she is?
>>127817996
Covfefe be with you, anon.
#covfefe
This is why.
>>127818122
kek approves
>>127818437
>Lel Epic troll! Dead children haha Muslim grooming gangs! xD
Could this be the new "Thanks Obama"?
#covfefe
WHAT THE FUCK IS COVFEFE
WHY DID I JUST GET WOKEN UP BY AN URGENT BREAKING NEWS ALERT
WHY IS IT #1 ON ALL NEWS LISTS
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FUXK
FUCK
FUXK
FUCK
omg
>>127818122
That is perfect, anon.
>>127816608
Kill your self your worthless right wing autist, your life is worth nothing and you will never find love or amount to anything
>>127818575
no, this is leddit tier garbage
no wonder sg and others keep coming here and telling everyone to go back to r donald
>>127818604
#covfefe
covfefe
It literally means covfefe.
Originated from Donald Trump's tweet: "Despite the constant negative press covfefe"
"It's time to nuke this place down." "What's the code?" "covfefe."
#donald trump
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Covfefe&defid=11630874
>>127818604
Covfefe is love
Covfefe is life
>>127818496
just another covfefe ramadan marsapan.
>>127818582
Looks like shlomo shekelbeg
New Thread
>>127818584
>>127818584
>>127818584
New Thread
>>127818584
>>127818584
>>127818584
New Thread
>>127818584
>>127818584
>>127818584
>>127818604
It's a pretty neat band. The nu shadilay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4oVxWsCNsU
>>127818582
>>127818604
Because Trump owns all of our minds and there's not a God damned thing we can do about it.
>>127818604
According to CNN:
Collusion
On
Victory
From Russia
Extremely secret!
Fuck!
Embrace Putin!
True news!
>>127818604
its all a bunch of covfefe
>>127818272
Yeah, kvetching one's feefees while pretending you're covering the topic.
>>127818667
I voted down.
Good night.
Praise KEK.
Trump will save us all.
That's it. This is finally going to be the end of Drumpf.
This wh'ore is LITERALLY a professional gossip.
>earning shekels dick riding people who actually DO THINGS.
>ps Guarantee Saigon Bess loves these threads,being a quasi e-celeb gives her something to talk about in bars while she's trying to find a guy to take interest.
>>127818604
Covfefe
Covfeefee
Coverage-Feefee(s): broadcasting one's feelings in place of coverage.
Btw, covfefe is his twitter password.
Have fun.
>>127816016
>mfw nobody understands the jews are lying about the shape of the Earth.
>>127816520
Are they going to feel like shit when they realize a fucking bombing is responsible, or are they immune to such emotions?
>>127816610
>>127816534
>>127816064
>>127816668
What in the fuck.
>>127818553
Yeah...Cool argument brah
>Care about traitors children being blown up because muh children
Your children....not muh
>>127817976
>furious
Well I guess I can't really blame you bc autism does make it hard for people to accurately read emotions
>>127819235
Its a long story
>>127819235
>>127819288
Furthermore...They're dying out...They're going extinct not my people
Conservative whites have a birth rate of 3 liberal whites have a birth rate of .7 thats why you get the 1.8 number...IDK if they die out, they should
>>127819773
*IDC
Sorry
>>127816271
The "fearless" girl is standing up to the Good version of the Stock Market. If this was supposed to mean feminism and women empowerment she should be standing beside the Bull ready to face to world. This placement makes her want to stand in the way of growth.
>>127816594
Kek speaks through the President, we must listen
>>127819046
They will soon. By this time next year, flat earth will be mainstream. Kek wills it.
>>127815441
who gives a fuck about this worthless cunt?
Should never give her a millisecond of attention ever again. Only makes her happy for us to talk about her. Seriously. Fuck her. She don't exist anymore.
~bye bitch~
Kek is making itself known again through an act of chaos.