/ptg/ President Trump General - Kek Speaks: COVFEFE Edition

>>127812064
>>127812064
>>127812064
meme magick is real

Post rare Fefes

Trump Derangement Syndrome

BEST TIMELINE

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1 (you) = 1 covfefe

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>>127812064
i love memes

>Tweeting during real trump hours
>called away to the situation room mid tweet
>Some backwater fuckistan got bombed again
>get my phone a few hours later
>what the fuck is a rare fefe?

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>>127812565
CIA

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DESPITE NEGATIVE PRESS LOVE WILL PREVAIL

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>>127812064
>make a typo
>thousands of (you)s instantly
>people melting down with walls of text
>instantly trends on all social media
>all of the news is reporting on it
>all these (you)s
>all from a Typo

Is Trump the greatest bait-crafter in history?

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ok i can't wait any longer for this bomshell. night

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The nuclear codes Dahnald,
I have them now

Charlie
Omega
Victor
Foxtrot
Echo
Foxtrot
Echo

>>127812606
Kek me too. I tried to tell a story with the Pepes.

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>>127812565

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Can we get a covfefe awoo!?

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>>127812064
Are you ready for the impeachment and russian war you filthy kikes?
hahahahahhahahahah

>Pentagon chief Jim Mattis has warned of “another tough year” for both foreign troops and local forces in Afghanistan, where more than one third of the country is outside of government control.

Why don't they just fucking leave Afghanistan

>>127812565
im desperate for some (Covfefe) too

>>127812627
what if trump is a /pol/ack?

>>127812565
that is a really excellent exchange rate. in the last two threads it was 1.25 (you)s per covfefe. i better stock up, this wont last

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God bless my President Donald J. Trump

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>>127812064

IMPORTANT INFORMATION FOR VIRGINIANS:

THERE IS THE REPUBLICAN PRIMARY FOR THE GUBERNATORIAL ELECTION ON JUNE 13, IT IS A OPEN PRIMARY SO YOU JUST HAVE TO REQUEST A REPUBLICAN BALLOT

COREY A. STEWART IS OUR GUY

>wants to remove Dem gerrymandering

>DEPORTED 8000 illegals at once, dropping crime by 48.7 percent

>Supported Trump BEFORE the convention

>STILL won in Prince William County despite his extreme views

>wants to pass new laws to protect Virginia's statues from the "Radical left"

>called his opponent, Ed Gillespire, a cuck

INFO ON HOW AND WHERE TO VOTE HERE: http://www.elections.virginia.gov/

THE ONLY OTHER OPTION IS Ed Gillespie, an former advisor to Bush. I'd still vote for him if I have to as I refuse to split the vote but anything Bush isn't good persuasion in Virginia

SPREAD THIS INFORMATION TO AS MANY VIRIGNIANS AS YOU KNOW ANONS

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>people unironically voted for Hitlery Shiton
wew lad we wouldve missed out on all this meme magic.

>>127812724
b/c the shitty Afghan government would fall the next day

>>127812064
Did his twitter person fall asleep on the wheel?

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What was the reaction to Carson saying poverty is a state of mind? I only ever saw the headline quoting him.

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>>127812064
>Trump trolls /pol/
>/pol/ fucking loves it
Best timeline

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>>127812565
Green Tea

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>>127812064
Guys what happen to the Internet? Did trump take down the whole Internet so nobody would make fun of his type errors?

>>127812795
and?

>>127812724
ISIS or similar will take over after we leave ala Iraq

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Does anyone have the uploads to today's Tucker and Hannity episodes?

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>>127812673
>>127812605

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>>127812064
a~convfefe~woo

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WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON???

SOMEBODY RED PILL ME ON COVFEFE

HELP!

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>>127812565

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>>127812777
looks important
>witnessed

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>>127812772
>which one

>>127812794

I love this man

>covfefe
>an ancient Hebrew term that meaning "all debts will be repaid with interest", usually with the connotation of being a metaphor for revenge

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>>127812777
Based blessed post of helpful information!

>>127812834
CONVFEFE!

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Say hello to the new sheriff in town

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>>127812794
he's always dog whistling to US

The Coen Brothers and Stanley Kubrick are Jewish.

Still hate Jews?

>>127812886

See >>127812652

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>>127812900

>>127812886
just another Trump shit post thats driving lefties mad

>>127812847
>>127812860
>finn
Why do I even replay?

They will use it as a base to carry out attacks against the west.

>>127812724
"immigrants" aka cheap labor

>>127812627
>called away to the situation room mid tweet
A-are you retarded? Did the cia also force him to spell coverage wrong? And then make him tweet it? It was at 12:06 AM est. A bomb in afghanistan is not a reason to call in the president at that time. 4700

>>127812886
COVFEFE!!!!!!

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Fefe is a centipede.
>covfefe
Senpai noticed us fellow nimble navigators

>>127812802
Bomb went off near afghan embassy http://www.redstate.com/absentee/2017/05/31/breaking-huge-blast-near-u.s.-embassy-kabul-afghanistan/

probably gettimg breifed now

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>>127812777
>777
Good work.
Keep it up.

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>>127812861
If you search "tucker Carlson" with the date on youtube you'll find it. Same with Hannity

>>127812953
so underrated
what power.

I'm laughing but also kind of worried.

Scott Adams emergency live stream right now kek

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>>127812794
i love you mister president. keep fighting for us, we'll keep memeing for you.

>>127813071
link us

I'm fucking crying holy shit

god bless this timezone, I woke up and saw covfefe

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>>127812999
hjehahahahh
this is proof russia did it
>wheres the proof
heres th proofs

What does covfefe mean to the CIA? Is it a threat?

>>127813020
I keep forgoing to post it, it really makes me feel like I need to drink some covfefe

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>>127812653
>tfw no matter how long I live I'll never get that many (you)s

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>>127812886

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>>127813002
>tfw covfefe is more fun than ramadan bombathon.

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GERMAN EMBASSY BOMBED RIGHT WHEN TRUMP SENT THE TWEET OUT
>GERMAN EMBASSY BOMBED RIGHT WHEN TRUMP SENT THE TWEET OUT
GERMAN EMBASSY BOMBED RIGHT WHEN TRUMP SENT THE TWEET OUT
https://twitter.com/CodeAud/status/869775000630210560

>>127812847
and I'd rather Afghanistan doesn't turn into a caliphate

REAL COVFEFE HOURS
WHO /covfefe/ HERE?

>>127812847
yeah we did that with Iraq and look how that turned out

like it or not we're in it to win it at this point

>>127812886
It's the sky king of Twitter. It means release the nuclear weapons of truth.>>127812887

>>127812990
It was the Presidential Palace

>>127812943
Kubrick hated his jewish ancestry and the Coen Brothers are one hit wonders. So yes.

>>127813100
https://www.pscp.tv/ScottAdamsSays/1RDxlZRzkngGL

>>127813171
>not green tea

Why is /pol/ ignoring ground zero of the Happening? Is it because they don't want anyone to stop it?

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a75_1493602263

>tens of thousands of lefties won't be able to sleep because they can't stop thinking about covfefe

the absolute madman

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>>127813215
covfefe with scott adams

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>>127813127
The Art of the Shitpost when?
>>127813183
I have my life sorted out just fine, thank you.

>>127813159
bruh what if Trump sent a CIA agent to send a message to the Krauts

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>>127813227
Shhhh...
Don't fight it.

>>127813159
Guess they weren't nice enough to the Muslims.

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>>127813128
>I never saved any screenshots
I'm really inconsistent.

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Bess didn't even get to reply to Trump's misspelled tweet..Life is suffering

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>covfefe

Surely this will be the end of DRUMPFY.

>>127813215
CAVFEFE = CALL OF KEK

AT LAST I TRUELY SEE

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>>127813227
You'll be purged first

>>127813246
US embassy is right by it, that might have been their target.

>>127812943
Yes, because every other horrid shit director in Hollywood is also Jewish...Their nepotism produced one good director

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http://archive.is/yRGdL

>President Trump tweets ‘Despite the constant negative press covfefe.’ Twitter explodes.

>>127813227
Does green tea have any sleeping affects? I slept all day with a fever and now I can't go to sleep

>>127813368
grreen tea!

>>127813273
Will Dilbertman write the forward?

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>>127812064

>>127813106

Anyone oy veying over there?

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>>127813159
Is covfefe a code for hacking muslims? Perhaps the password to an individual muslim?

>>127813159
>germany
Tell em they can't depend on the US anymore.

>>127813159
Benghazi 2.0
Never put women in positions of power.

ummm

so yeah is Trump like ummm drunk or high or what?

He uses an iphone which autocorrects...yet still can't spell...

What the fuck is his problem?

Fuck you Donald
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/869766994899468288
fuck you

>>127813264
underrated

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>>127813342
She took a picture of her screen and posted it.
That's how far gone she is.

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>>127813353
Yes, surely this is he beginning of the end of Donald Drumpf.

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>Is it just me or is covfefe close to covkek
I hope you people understand how complete our takeover of the American political sphere is. It fucking floors me how far we've come.

>>127813329

kek I saw that face and I had to shot and hat it.

>>127813484
Do you have any fallout death gifs?

>>127813208
No Country for Old men is still one of my favorite movies, have it on DVD.

Most hollywood kikes are garbage so I agree mostly.

>>127813432
only a little more than usual

what I find particularly hilarious is that he was about to attack the media and then spaghetti'd spactacularly

>>127812999
>fefe is a centipede
He's a scorpion tho

>>127813368
>bomb the wrong embassy
Can't make this up.

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>>127813541
I do anon

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Covfefe, lord of the skelegates

>>127813353
should couldve been preisdent look what we missed out on baka jeez the memes are there lul

>>127813494
>>127813494
He really said that?

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>>127813541

I
AM
SO
HAPPY
FOR
THIS
TIME
LINE

Trump probably fucked up a draft for the morning and said fuck it and went to sleep without deleting it knowing full twitter would go insane overnight waiting for the morning tweet storm.

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>retard tweets retarded stuff
>covfefe is drump having a stroke
>mfw

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>>127813484

>gets blocked
>still gets on his twitter to see his tweets

SHE WANTS THE THICC

Oh shit bombing in Afghanistan, they targeted the German embassy, 60 killed. This is why he probably accidentaly hit send and left quickly to meet with his security council.

>>127813552
Getting briefed on Germans being BTFO

>>127813565
Can't fault a guy for a little premature explosion, they tried their best.

>>127813613
>>127813649
moar

>>127813639
Yeah check his current periscope

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>>127813509
It was a pretty good episode.

>>127813159

So Merkel, you think you are safe by not investing in Defense, importing unvetted migrants, and passive-aggressively threatening to forgo US military cooperation?

>NEIN

>>127813690
>they targeted the German embassy, 60 killed
OH NO THAT SUCKS

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>>127813712
All I got

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>>127813682
Someone has the pic.
Post it.

>>127813673
An embassy just got bombed. He's been whisked away to a briefing.

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COVFEFE

>>127813753
Kek speaks. Karma for Merkel treating Truml like shit?

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kek
https://www.pscp.tv/ScottAdamsSays/1RDxlZRzkngGL

>>127813690
60 injured, not killed.

>>127813724
If sending American agents to cause terror attacks against German citizens is Trump's plan to keep her under the American hegemony, I've got no issues with that

>>127813663
>PLEASE FUCKING RETWEET ME

>>127812565
COVFEFE

>>127813484
Proofs?

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>COVFEFE-GATE THREATENS TO SHAKE UP THE WASHINGTON ESTABLISHMENT

>BIGGEST SCANDAL IN US HISTORY

>MCCAIN DISAVOWS

>JOE SCARBOROUGH: "IS THIS HOW THE PARTY OF COVFEFE DIES?"

>ROBERT MUELLER: "WE MUST INVESTIGATE THESE COVFEFE CONNECTIONS IMMEDIATELY"

>CLAPPER: "INTELLIGENCE ESTIMATES CLEARLY INDICATED POSSIBLE COVFEFE COLLUSION"

>OBAMA: "IF IF IF IF IF IF COVFEFE"

>HILLARY CLINTON: "WHY AREN'T I 50 COVFEFE AHEAD RIGHT NOW?"

>>127813400
what a time to be alive.

>>127813817
Also for all those uppidy German anons on yesterday

I want this to be Trump's most liked tweet.

>>127813159
>Be in the middle of typing coverage
>Oh shit, a bombing
>Butt-dials the incomplete post
>Internet fucking explodes harder than embassy

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>>127813784

BESS WANTS THE PRESIDENTIAL D

>>127813565
The US is hevily fortified so it might have been a target of opportunity, no word if there were any German officials killed but the wall is designed to stop this so it might have just rattled the building and killed a bunch of people living nearby

What's the sense in bombing the German embassy?

BREAKING NEWS:

TRUMP TWEETS ENCRYPTED NUCLEAR CODES (COVFEFE) TO THE RUSSIANS

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>>127812064

Say the word out loud. Just saaaay it.
>Covfefe.
Do it again.
>Covfefe
You like it don't you.
What is that feeling? Could it be kek?

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WHAT. IS. COVFEFE?
REEEEEE

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Here we go!

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>>127813127
I got a lot of (You)s one time we raided twitter. And then the kikes shadowbanned my tweet (left pic related, a friend's phone)

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>>127813860
I saw it in another thread and didn't save.
Forgive me anon.

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>>127813761
>tfw I was just thinking about installing 1&2 and doing a 1 INT 10 STR run on both
>but I'm also tired

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>>127812777
>voting for papists

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>>127813753
>Poor tanned Germans at that embassy

When will the muslim on muslim crime stop?

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WE

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>>127813159
>>127813461
>Trump was up to answer the call

Checkmate, Hillary.

>>127812865
What a shitty, repugnant meme

>>127813861
>OBAMA: "IF IF IF IF IF IF COVFEFE"

fucking lmao

>>127814081
FAILED

What was he actually trying to say?

Possibly, "despite the constant negative press coverage..."

>>127813990
I'm afraid it's a bit of a misconception that Germany was the target, if you check google maps, all the embassies in Kabul are very close to eachother. This bomb was next to the American, Indian, German, and Iranian embassies. My guess is that the target was the American embassy

>>127814081
WUZ
COVFEFE

>>127813720
I liked the Kuroneko cameo

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Sweetie

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CHARLIE
OSCAR
VICTOR
FOXTROT
ECHO
FOXTROT
ECHO

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>>127814021
>he doesnt know what covfefe is

>>127813991
>TELL US THE REAL CODES SO WE KNOW THEY'RE NOT COVFEFE! YOU ARE OBSTRUCTING MY FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHTS WHEN YOU REFUSE TO ANSWER MY QUESTION!

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>>127814051
Go to sleep and do it in the morning!

>>127813838
I read it fast and APs said killed or wonded. That number will increase, of course.

>>127813720
Before I masturbate, how old is this cartoon girl?

>>127813398
Mel Brooks is good too.

>>127813829

I love it when you talk covfefe to me

>>127813215
i really enjoy his voice even after not being able to speak for a while

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>>127814140
Timed in the morning too, they have massive blastwalls so the only way to get at people is to get them outside the compounds like when they go in for work in the morning

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>>127814152
She's so triggered that Trump blocked her

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I think Im over covfefe now. is there any hope for me?

>>127812064
>tweeting about negative coverage
>german embassy gets bombed
>quickly finish tweet before meeting
>covfefe
>translates to the prophecy of kek
Germans crossed Trump and they paid the price. The prophet Donald has made it known.

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>>127812565
>>127814021
Have a covfefe

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>>127814152
God I want to dick her straight and fill her with my babies

>>127814081
Corruptly
Organized
Voter
Fraud
Every
Fucking
Election

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Look at this fine piece of journalism I found at my university today

>>127814258
All of Japan jerks off to drawings of white children every night...Let that sink in

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>I'm going to have to put up with a forced normie meme tomorrow
Boy oh boy rev up that's impact font

>>127814258
8+1+3, anon

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>>127814152
Thank you.

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Cauv-fief or kov-fee-fee

How do you pronounce covfefe?

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>>127814197
He couldn't hold it in

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>>127814328
NEW BUNDO?

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>>127814090
And he tied it into a new meme, covfefe, immortalizing his immediate jump into action forever

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>>127814081

>>127814152
this person writes comedy for a living. let that sink in

>>127814090
That picture made me laugh so fucking hard.

CHUCK WOOLREY AUSTRALIAN DREAM.

>>127814349
>wanting half jew kids raised by a neurotic mother

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>>127814021

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>>127814431
yea, also coy post bundo

why is twitter this fucking active at 1:00 est

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>>127814384
>They don't invade and rape them en masse
Well they're doing better than literally everyone else.

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>>127812777
>tfw you wanna help, but you live in the most cucked part of VA

I'll do my part, but gotta prepare for the worst

>>127814423
cuv feh fee

>>127814021
The president of the United States almost wrote something about "press coverage," but decided against it. Then, he put the phone down and whilst doing so accidentally pressed the button to tweet it and mashed a few others in the process before doing so.

>>127814506
covfefe magic

>>127813398
>It's nepotism, not having an average verbal IQ of 125 that makes them succeed in demanding fields

You sound like a nigger complaining about the white man.

>>127814138
Yes.

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>Rise and shine anon, there's bacon and hot covfefe.

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>mfw late night lulz thanks to the President

>>127814423
Kuv-feffy

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>>127814445
>doesnt need white men
doesnt need white women either by the looks of it

.......to lose

>>127814506
covfefe

>>127814533
this

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>>127812886
>someone writing tweet
>negative trump coverage
>slip/miss/hands are too big
>type convfefe
>go to delete, accidently hit tweet
>go to delete it
>realize I can't delete archived presidential material according to laws
>fuck it, go to bed
>leftist, realize the russia story is drying up and angry at his success jerk themselves into a fury over this spelling error, invigorated with the thought drumpf is now finished
>push shitty memes

>>127812810
people losing their shit like "how could you say that?" as if a black man born into poverty who worked his way up through hard work and education to become a doctor and government worker has a worthless opinion on "people with a poverty mindset won't escape it"

>>127814437
This will be written about in history books

>>127814481
>Don't Sacrifice Babies to Molech

You're not my mom, you don't me what to do!

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>>127814465
I'd dick the neurosis out of her. And I can live with half Jew kids if the mom has milk like Bessie.

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>>127814423
scott adams got me saying kahv-feh-fee but kahv-fee-fee is also memeitcally kirect

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>>127814123
>covfefe

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>/ptg/ has gave up so far they are just repeating trumps gibberish like parrots

>>127814579
>realize I can't delete archived presidential material according to laws
Maybe he hasn't looked at his Twitter since then, or can't be bothered to, lad.

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>>127814258
12. If she's on the clock she's ready for the cock, anon.

>>127813663
What the fuck is this cucks major malfunction?

On another note I think we have the holy trinity now
Kek, Pepe, and Covfefe.

>>127814606
>not being able to call your kids dirty kikes when they piss you off
why even live

>>127814634
What is wrong with you?

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Explain this meme now

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Oh my god hahahahahaha was he hacked?

>>127814423
Cove-fey-fey

I need my morning covfefe

>>127814677
Hmm...

>>127812652
>despite the negative press, i am alive
Pepe?

>>127814152
>get blocked
>president writes the most meme tweet of all time THE NEXT DAY

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>>127814565
God Kawakami is a fuckin top waifu

>covfefe
This is a code. What does it mean?

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>>127814640
>he's not down with convfefe
No fun ever with you lot.

>>127814555
Okay...And they have and average IQ of 110 their verbal IQ is 125 which is why things like communism, SJW's, and freidcucks exist

They have and average verbal IQ of 125 with a little edge over Asians in average IQ.. so even when they're horribly wrong they can sell it

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>>127814022
OH FUCK

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praise fefe

I think he meant to write "coverage" and fell asleep

>>127814737
during the 1am phone call no less

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>>127814658
>Did you do your homework son?
>Yeah dad!
>Don't lie to me Schlomo I know your tricks!

>A month from now, you'll still have faggots obsessing about this typo

>>127812886

Trump is having a stroke.

>>127814394
>>127814651
Nice.

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>>127813663
>Bad Dudes > Double Dragon

THIS MOTHER FUCKER HAS CROSSED THE LINE

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Is Trump okay?

>>127814808
>trying to bathe kid
>but daaad i don't want to get shoah'd

>>127814814
actually he got pulled into the situation room due to the Afghanistan bombings

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>>127814781
[COVFEFES INTERNALLY]

>>127814423
cauf-fief is fun to say

>>127812886
he's united the country with a typo

>>127814867
He's covfefe, don't worry about it

>>127814781
WE CRACKED IT

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>>127814668
c-covfefe

I wish I had a shirt company so I could sell shirts with "Covfefe" to epic liberal memesters so I could donate a portion of the profits back into his reelection fund.

German embassy was hit? Wonder how things will go from here. They'll probably accept a few thousand afghan refugees to apologize for the rubble.

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>>127814813
Yet the Manchester attack has already been forgotten. Just like all the others.

>>127814940
Someone go into wikileaks or ask the pizza fags to dig up child trafficking to that island!

>>127814813
>XD Anon, you're talking about a guy who tweeted COVFEFE, he's going to be impeached any day now!! LMAO
>1 billion likes and twits

>>127814961
burger embassy is right next door
>bomb the wrong building

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>2 hours later
>it's still up

What's his angle? this is a little suspicious

I'm starting to think Trump died writing the covfefe tweet.

>>127814978
She looked so cute before the covfefe

finally a slow down in posting. have we passed covfefe hours?

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>>127814781
kek

>>127815034
They probably did. At least we know if an American embassy was hit under Trump our men wouldn't be left to die.

>>127815066
Don't say that
>worry.jpg

>>127815044
He got pulled down to the situation room because of the Afghanistan bombings

He'll delet later

>>127815044
It was the password to hack a muslim into blowing up the german embassy. Power of the Orb and whatnot.

>>127815101
No, these are real covfefe hours

>>127815034
While hilarious, I'd rather watch Merkel explain why they need to accept more refugees as their embassy is bombed.

>>127815068
She was ripped to pieces in the streets of her home country. The government killed her and will cover up her death. And the media will lecture us to bow down before the savages who killed her.

>>127815044
It makes me sad to know that The Chessmaster actually died back in the 90s.

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>>127814816
She also has genuine autism if that matters.

>>127815101
real covfefe hours never end

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disavow covfefe

>>127815068
You don't just write 'covfefe', you SAY it!

All the theories so far are eerily plausible

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>>127812064

>>127815044
One covfefe to rule them all

>>127814867
Alzheimers.

>>127814349
>muh dik

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>>127812999
>trumpfags on pol

>>127815044
it is this
>>127811552

note that now every response tweet that is displayed is negative again though. odd. very odd.

>>127812064
I'm having a hard time keeping my belief in meme magick ironic.

>>127812064
HAHAHA COVFEFE MAN
I CANT EVEN HAHAHA

You go to the bar, order a "covfefe", what does the bartender make you?

THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4oVxWsCNsU

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>>127815287
This is the kind of shit I'm talking about

Get ready for LE EPIC MEMES for weeks, maybe even months.

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>>127815034
>burger meme

>>127815287
>it's backwards

Kek, what a fucking moron.

>>127812064
>Green Toad
ARE YOU KIDDING ME

>>127813817
trump curse is inescapable

>>127815394
A diet coke on the rocks. And I mean ice

>>127815339
you should have became a strict believe after the patriots game and cubs winning

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We need to leapfrog the left's attempt to define Covfefe by defining it ourselves

Any ideas?