/ptg/ President Trump General - Sprinkle It With Covfefe Edition

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Trump is doing to Planned Parenthood what Obama did for gun sales.

THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4oVxWsCNsU

Coverage controlled by ones feelings. Covfefe.

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>Mattis to Focus on North Korea at Asian Forum as Allies Seek Clear U.S. Policy
https://www.usnews.com/news/world/articles/2017-05-31/mattis-to-focus-on-north-korea-at-asian-forum-as-allies-seek-clear-us-policy

>US, China could decide this week on North Korea sanctions
http://economictimes.indiatimes.com/articleshow/58921690.cms

>U.S. Puts Pressure on North Korea's Trade Partners
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/videos/2017-05-31/u-s-puts-pressure-on-north-korea-s-trade-partners-video

>South Korea defense ministry 'intentionally dropped' THAAD units in report: Blue House
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-northkorea-missiles-south-idUSKBN18R0DG

>Syrian rebels: US sends more arms against Iran threat - http://www.aljazeera.com/news/2017/05/syrian-rebels-sends-arms-iran-threat-170531014459877.html
http://www.aljazeera.com/news/2017/05/syrian-rebels-sends-arms-iran-threat-170531014459877.html

>Iranian-Back Forces Amassing Near U.S. Training Base in Syria
http://nation.foxnews.com/2017/05/30/iranian-back-forces-amassing-near-us-training-base-syria

>US begins sending weapons to Kurdish YPG in Syria - Despite condemnation from Turkey, US sends arms to YPG ahead of upcoming offensive to recapture Raqqa from ISIL.
http://www.aljazeera.com/news/2017/05/begins-sending-weapons-kurdish-ypg-syria-170531042959705.html

>Over 100,000 Syrians Flee Raqqa Due to Operation to Liberate City From Daesh
https://sputniknews.com/middleeast/201705311054144677-raqqa-syrians-flee-daesh-operation/

>>127818756
Always use archive.is on sites renowned for bad journalism and clickbait.

https://archive.is/kqjMV <- aljazeera.com article
https://archive.is/xeYZB <- aljazeera.com article #2

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THIS IS WHY TRUMP LEFT THE TWEET UNCORRECTED

HE'S IN THE SITUATION ROOM RIGHT NOW

KABUL GREEN ZONE

50YDS FROM US EMBASSY

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COVFEFE IS LOVE
COVFEFE IS LIFE

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>>127818786
#cavfefe

THIS IS WHY HE HAS NOT DELETED THE TWEET

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C O V F E F E

Shadilay is dead. Long live Confefe!

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The typo is distracting from Kathy tho. I want that bitch to dominate the news cycle.

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https://youtu.be/6eNsqFwwKdY
REAL COVFEFE HOURS

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COVFEFEEE~

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Hehehe

Did he have an aneurysm?

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Believe.

>>127818642
Good. All of those people in pic shouldn't breed.

>>127818786
>>127818834
I don't think people here care. It seems half of this place really was r_donald in the end

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>>127818584
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4oVxWsCNsU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4oVxWsCNsU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4oVxWsCNsU

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Who /covfefe/ here?

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>>127818834
THIS IS WHY THE TWEET STANDS

HAPPENED RIGHT AS TRUMP WAS TWEETING

It's been a crazy night

ISIS BTFO

>>127818786
I'm rapidly no longer finding covfefe funny. Trump misspelled a word because people died, lots of them.

>>127818907
I noticed :(

>>127818867
He's right kek

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>>127818915
that is actually a pretty good song
Covfefe is /ourband/

trump owns all of you.

every single one of you. this tweet proves it. hes in your mind, living in there always, RENT

FUCKING

FREE.

this is trumps greatest move of all time.
C O V F E F E

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>>127818907
Eat a gun Fluffy.

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This covfefe thing is fucking awesome. It shows how utterly obsessed liberals are with Trump. I'm not even talking 5D Backgammon here

>Covfefe

A fucking typo sends cunts crazy

How do I gain this puwer?

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>>127818937
EXACTLY


THIS IS WHY TRUMP LEFT THE TWEET UNCORRECTED

50 YARDS FROM THE US EMBASSY

SOME THINGS ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN OTHERS

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>>127818857
holy shit

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>>127818834
>nobody died

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>>127818917
very /confefe/

>>127819036
Become a billionaire madman and become Prime Minister of Australia.

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>tfw covfefe is going to be in the webster dictionary this time next year.

>>127818997
TRUMP IS USING THE POWER OF MEMES
HE IS HARNESSING THE MEMES FOR POLITICAL GAIN
HE IS THE GREATEST MEMER THAT HAS EVER LIVED

>>127819048
For real. An explosion like that and no dies? I doubt it.

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>>127819048
there's probably going to be 100+ dead from this
multiple dozens so far

>>127819085
He is the meme President for sure.

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>>127818867
Damn, that's quality bantz

>>127818877
Bomb went off near embassy in Kabul. Probably had to drop the phone and go handle that. Or it's bait.

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>>127818915
>2013
bakana...

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>>127819076
>tfw my seed will be in Bessie poo this time next year

Give us your best.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Covfefe&utm_source=search-action

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TRUMP * PENCE
2020
C O V F E F E

>>127818915
/OURBAND/

>>127819091
Reports were already saying at least 50-60 people injured or dead.

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So what exactly is covfefe?

>>127818937
Yeah, it was funny to me for about 15 minutes. Now I'm becoming increasingly more worried.

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>getting namedropped on Tucc Time

Show Tucker your friendly face

>>127819036
Become the most powerful Australian ever.

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>>127819193
covfefe Is life.
Life is covfefe

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>>127819193
new meme

>>127819048
There are already 60+ casualties, who the fuck is dying no one died?
There is a high chance some of ours died there, the attack happening at about the time a lot of people are clocking in for the morning for work.

covfefe is his twitter password. His phone was glitching, and starting to freeze up.

He typed his password, unaware that it would go out in a tweet.

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>>127819225

>>127819193
Coverage colored by one's feelings. (feefees)

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THIS IS WHY TRUMP ABANDONED HIS TWATTER

DOZENS DEAD

IN KABUL'S GREEN ZONE

HAPPY RAMADAN MOTHERFUCKERS

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>>127818867
Shouldn't Kimmels saddest moment be his kid almost dying at birth?

>>127818642
fuck planned parenthood. fuck nigger people.

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>>127818857

That was quick.

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Fuck college

Anybody else go to a cucked university? My shit is like 48% black. How they afford it is beyond my knowledge...

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>>127819279
>Trump's phone was glitching
Or was it being tapped?

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Covfefe - Distracting information, often false or nonsensical, fed to the population as part of an intelligence operation; noise.

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>>127819159
>my seed will be in Bessie poo
>my seed will be in Bessie's poo

pick one

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>>127819302
How many died exactly? I have to add it to my Ramadan Bombathon scoresheet

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>>127819297
i like this. covfefe is now the new putdown for fake news and leftist kikery

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What would you think if you saw this two years ago?

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>>127819039
Pikmin

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>>127819279
>the president of the united states uses a seven character password

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>>127818857
REAL FUCKIN COVFEFE HOURS WHO THE FUCK UP

>>127819356
My college literally has "Diversity is strength" printed on the walls of it's food court.

>>127819395
Not sure yet, reporting is about 60 casualties but that refers to everyone hurt and dead.

>>127819395
initial reports are 50 dead, 60 injured

>>127819427
>The Onion

>>127819395
approaching 100+ probably

Right outside of the western embassies

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Jesus Christ!

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Kathy Griffin doesn't regret anything. She apologised, but she clearly doesn't actually think she went too far.

She had weeks to plan out that shoot, organise a photographer, get the head made, cover it in blood etc. So much time for reflection, but she thought it was fine. She posed for the photo, thought that was fine. Saw the photos afterwards, thought they were fine and even shared them to the world. So much time for reflection and second thoughts; but nothing.

It's only when she saw people's reaction that she supposedly had a change of heart. She doesn't regret what she did, she regrets people's reaction to it. She pretty much admits it in the way she gave her apology.

>>127819279
comic630

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>>127819267

But the real question is: "Is Milhouse a meme?"

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>>127819356
>being so shit in school you have to go to a BLACKED university in order to get a degree

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Everyone's laughing at Trump. It was never supposed to be like this.

>>127819479
I hope none were Americans.

>>127819385
Just Bessie-poo, not her actual poo. I'm not an Indian come on now

>>127818857
This is definitely the best new meme Trump has made since becoming president

>>127818857

kek

Louise Mench will tweet about this proving muh Russia collusion in 5...4....3...2...1

>>127819479
ramadan is a month of peace

>>127819314
I figured it'd be the moment he sold out and became a complete cuck

>>127819427
I think he's doing this on purpose. The media took the b8 hook, line and sinker and will spend all of May 31st analyzing confefe instead of MUH RUSSIA.

>>127818915
>The Fuzzy One
BUNDO
U
N
D
O

>>127819356
I always feel lucky I made it through college before the super SJWs completely took over.

>>127819479
Covfefe!

>>127819527
The blast was inside Kabul's green zone

>>127819479

How many roaches did we get with the MOAB?

>>127819506
>All Ivy League schools are nigger repositories
Where do you suggest we go anonnigger?

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>>127818915
good shit actually
Trump got good taste in music

>>127819464
>that refers to everyone hurt and dead.
not even close. Reuters is reporting 300+ injured

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>>127819479
Say it with me everyone!

>RELIGION

>>127818937
And yet a month from now, faggots will still be spouting it despite it being connected to the deaths of so many people.
And they'll think they're the funniest people on earth.

>>127819605
it was the russians

>>127819605

90-100

>>127819563
And he can humanize himself in the morning by saying he was so concerned with Kabul that he forgot about his twitter. That would be a nice contrast with the Obama / Clinton handling of Benghazi.

>>127819598
There's also massive blastwalls anyone that is going to get got there is going to be walking about outside.

>>127819636
Damn, had no fucking idea.

>>127819446
This viral marketing is getting out of hand.

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>>127819564

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>>127819564
covfefe = BOTUS confirmed?!?!?

>covfefe
I can make sense of most typos but I'm lost here. Wtf was he trying to type?

Reminder to shariablue / CTR shills ITT that post lame definitions in urban dictionary - Donald Trump doesn't drink.

>all lib submissions project their worthless existence as drunk-tweeting

>>127819715
>There's also massive blastwalls anyone that is going to get got there is going to be walking about outside.
true

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>>127819427
>Spy

>America freaks out over a spelling error and an uncorrected tweet because President Trump answered the 3 AM phone call

>>127819427
Why don't media outlets ever call him "President Trump"? Why always just Trump or Donald Trump as if he's no one special?

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>>127819732
Covfefe is BOTUS's Secret Service codename

>>127819747
Coverag- oh shit, a bombing?

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>>127819564
BOTUS IS THE PUPPET MASTER HOLY SHIT

>>127819021
Conservatives freaked out went Obama said "tapp" on Twitter...

>>127819747
coverage. Seems to make the most sense.

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>>127819624
Wharton School of Finance

>>127819479
COVFEFE!

>>127818915
WHAT DID KEK MEAN BY THIS?

>>127818584
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Covfefe&defid=11630814

Upvote this definition on Urban Dictionary to inform normies about the Lugenpresse!

C
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V
F
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F
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>>127818642
the free market saves the day

>>127819713
>Sorry I had the audacity to not correct a mistakenly posted typo. I was busy being briefed on a situation in Kabul. You may have heard about it. Sad!

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>>127819953
>cybernerds already uploading definitions to nigtionarty

>>127819813
This will be good optics in the morning, everyone wondering what the hell covfefe was about will learn it was because Trump had to answer that late night call they always meme about during the election. Of course it's pretty funny that call hit while he was shitposting on twitter.

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List of posts that need immediate acknowledgement:

>>127819483

Preferably by an american flag

>>127819919
They're all the same trash.

Ironically the blast was fairly close to the German embassy

>>127818997
He's the President I would have paid attention regardless. Why can't he act like a normal person for once?

I love the guy but this was so unnecessary. At least finish with a follow up tweet.

No normal person sees this and things "muh 4d mind games" they think "wow this guy is an imbecile"

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>>127819695

Well, we better stock up on them. A bigger response to this is required to clean up this covfefe of radical islam.

>>127819919
But Wharton is part of the Ivy League?

>>127818915
this is even better than shadilay

>>127819302
Covfefe bombing.

Who else here celebrating the extinction of liberal whites?

Covfefe
Must be the dementia settling in

>>127819732
Thats a brilliant name for a pet rodent

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>>127819953
>all those butthurt people unironically using #drumpf

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>>127820243
>voices his actual concern on a japanese anime anonymous imageboard

live long and convfefe on brother

>>127820287
>He thinks one is separate from the others.

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>>127820243

>>127820302
Honestly starting to believe this. Sad really

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>been dating some college girl for two weeks
>probably a 6/10 but she's in shape and likes the outdoors
>go running a few miles at a local park yesterday afternoon
>finish
>damn near passed out on a picnic table, catching my breath for a few minutes
>"anon you sure do have an interesting book collection"

lock your phones people

Trump shills will defend this part of Trump's budget bullshit communist plan…

The change the Trump team wants to make that will affect the most people is the plan that would cap the monthly payment for student loan borrowers at 12.5 percent of their income.

After 15 years of paying that 12.5 percent per month cost, the remainder of the undergraduate's loans would be forgiven.

Wtf?

May have well voted for Bernie, eh?

Trump is a closet commie.

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COVFEFE

>>127820243
not until he announces that it's because he had to go to the situation room concerning the Kabul bombing. I agree it's not 4D chess I think he accidentally hit send while going to the situation room

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>>127820524
COVFEFE

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>unfinished shitty tweet gets MSM up in arms
>Trump comes out next day saying he had to drop off twitter because of the explosions
>said he was there as soon as he could and in good time, and didn't skip out on the phone at three in the morning

>>127820516
Why was she looking through your phone in the first place?

>>127820534
UGH but there's always the options to NOT send the tweet at all.

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>it is nearly 3:00am
>Bess is still tweeting

I'll have some of whatever she's on.

>>127820516
That reminds me, I got an old copy of mein kampf. Got to have it send here and actually get around to reading it

>>127820713
how is it pronounced? Coah-v-feh-feh? Cove-feh-feh?

>>127820519
Chill out. Your covfefe is showing.

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>>127820713
She's like a female Anthony Burch

>>127820713
>hundreds of people injured, dozens dead
>Bess is still shitposting

>>127820516
She sounds like a keeper, honestly. Show us pics, I don't have a gf.

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>>127820551
thanks by the way to all the people posting images from the scene. it is appreciated

>>127820713
Maybe she's on the west coast?

No, communication with Russia is normal. Believe me, all the world leaders, well, only the best world leaders, they call me. Not those low energy leaders. And, believe me, I like Merkel she's a great, and I mean this with all assurance, the absolute best... and people can say what they want as always I only speak for myself, have you seen my poll ratings? Home run. Merkel, but she won't return my calls. SAD. Believe me.

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>>127820713

>>127820516
>Blade Runner by Phillip K Dick

Fuck off you dumb cunt.

>>127819919
>alien
>11%
Wew lad

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>>127820713
>are we dead? is this heaven?

no, this isn't eh hillary timeline, where we were all nuked

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>>127820796
cuv-fee-fee

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>>127820632

Makes sense to me. Because the safety and security of the US and our allies interests is more important than the safety and security of grammatically correct tweets.

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>>127820516
>Anon? What is... Industrial Society and its Future?

>>127820243
Normal people won't think either of those things when told a fucking bombing happened.

>>127820411
kek

>He thinks we have your back

>>127820854
if she's namedropping silverlake bars, then probably

>>127820731
It's rubbish.

Absolute poppycock.

Living in the past gets you nowhere, Adolf.

Why not read works of modern dictators like Donald Trump or George Bush?

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>>127820504
You're very bad at this

Bess hasn't stopped since being blocked. I don't think she's slept since.

>>127818857
DEAD

VIDEO OF THE BLAST AFTERMATH:

https://twitter.com/CodeAud/status/869775000630210560

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>>127820516
>no Storm of Steel
>is already cucked enough to let a random roastie to through his phone
Good luck in life

>>127819193
I'm still trying to decode it
http://enigma.louisedade.co.uk/enigma.html

>>127818937
Wtf I hate covfefe now

>>127821066
Bad at what? Is it too much to ask for my President to tweet and speak in complete sentences with real words?

>>127821126
>help the poor muslims
>get bombed

>>127821126
I want to see the slightly-before-and-duringmath.

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What did he mean by this, /ptg/? Are we in the presence of a great new meme being born?

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>>127820713

tfw this is the best material she has ever written in her life.

>4/10 on the funny scale.
>And its twitter.
>And it was probably tweeted in a rush - the result of dealing with potential US, NATO and allied casualties and deaths.


So Netflix stand-up special when??

>>127821279
Faggot
A bombing occured in the Kabul Afghanistan green zone the exact same moment he was making that tweet

He's in the situation room right now
Somehow, twatter seems less important right now

>>127821279
covfefe is a word that can be used in any sentence, as any part of a sentence.

it can be a noun, verb, adjective, etc.

>>127818867
Trumps not going to mention it. He will mention Kabul though. Later on someone will bring up covfefe though. Dontron will say that he just heard about the bombing and wasn't concerned with a tweet. Kimmel and everyone will look like shit.

>>127821286
>that Iggy Pop stomach
wew

>>127821354

The same libs posting the same Happy Memorial Day twitter pics to virtue signal for one day, and don't give a fuck the rest of the year.

>>127820712
UGH maybe he didn't realize that he typed it out wrong before sending it? Dude you're such an obvious shill

>>127819279
No, twitter has a function that change your password into *******

>trump gets pulled into situation room skiff
>has to leave phone outside
is this real life

>>127819279
yeah well try it and find out tough guy

>>127820854

I think Kimmel is taped in LA. So yes.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfG1myglfhY


When ISIS activates their sleepers and Europe is destroyed are we actually going to help them? I'm not entirely sure if we should or not. They are intentionally destroying their own continent why should we throw away American lives if they're just going to do it again in 30 years? Maybe we should let Europe die.

>>127821519
>>127819279
do not try it i was joking trying it would be against the law

54 DEAD

346 INJURED

NUMBERS CONTINUE TO RISE

HAPPY RAMADAN EVERYBODY!

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When will New Orleans remove its Covfeferate monuments?

>>127821580
>>127821519
>>127819279
please dont try it im sorry

>>127821462
I'm a shill because I'm annoyed at Trump, the person I voted for, blatantly acting like an idiot on Twitter?

>>127821545
Europe is a failed experiment

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I'm starting to worry about her mental state.

>>127821279
The time machine warped prematurely.

>>127821286
yowza

>>127819065
>Prime Minister of Australia
kek, no one would care

>>127821587
If any american is hurt , things are going to get real interesting

>>127821587
BUT THAT HILARIOUS TYPO!!

>>127820661
I don't know, it's what women do
it's like they all instantly suspect that you have girls on the side

>>127821592

When you post the lewd where the cat grabs her by the omanko.

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>>127819479

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>yfw Covfefe

>>127821620
Lol yes you are, no one but a shill would actually get worked up over this, the fact that you ignore perfectly valid explanations just reinforces my claim

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>>127821625

>>127819340
cool.. pay for their welfare checks for 18+ years instead of an abortion.

>>127820661
Women don't appreciate boundaries.

>>127821279
It's a typo, and people trying to meme it up are clearly summer time newfags or some cringy redditors

I'm more concerned about the bomb. How long aho did that happen, anyways?

>>127821726

Covfefe - Afghani slang for a "Charlie Foxtrot"

Sometimes, it's rare, but the anti-trump people can be kinda funny.

https://twitter.com/LOLBeReasonable/status/869808470425575426

>>127819817
because everyone knows Hillary is the true president. Unlike Drumpf who couldnt get the popular vote

>>127821790
>aho

NEW MEME

this covfefe guy is pretty good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCHi5WIhC1g

>>127821790
i agree. this entire situation is a massive covfefe anyways

>>127821136
fugg the storrm of steel audiobook on audible sounds great but I am about 30% done on the ebook version might as well not waste a credit

>>127821727
How could you not realize that typo before sending it, considering that the whole tweet is not even a complete sentence?

And the greater point is that if he was alerted about the bombing mid-tweet, he should have never tweeted anything in the first place.

What the hell is the point of distracting from the bombing with a dumb tweet?

>>127820516
should download Extreme Ownership from audible, seems like you would like it anon

>>127818642

Are people like "I wasn't sure if I wanted to abort my baby, but Trump might defund PP so I'm going to do so now, just in case"?

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free confefe for all

>>127821674
if a random roastie were to check my phone she would find it suspiciously empty

but its not like im trying to hide something

>over 20 pages of asspain on urban dictionary
Trump really is something else, a typo makes people want to kill themselves because they know this is real, their desires are in another timeline they can't access.

>>127818584

the don has pretty good taste in music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4oVxWsCNsU

Great, now Grumpf's rhetoric is making terrorists attack our allies' embassies... what a disaster.....

>>127821894
Sounds like El Ten Eleven with shitty signing.

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>>127818584

>>127821916
It's almost like he started to put his phone away, a bunch of nonsense got put on at the end of what he was writing at the moment, and then it got posted because again, putting phone away.

Are you actually this retarded or are you pretending?

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>>127821726

>>127818642

It's still a good idea to defund Planned Parenthood.

Anyone with a brain knows damn good and well that Liberal celebrities will donate to cover the shortfall to virtue signal how progressive they are. Hell, they might even have more money afterwords.

Might as well make the merchants of death pay for it, instead of the rest of us.

It's also a good idea to keep stigma surrounding Abortion up. The nigs and spics won't care and will still get Abortions, but some percent of White Women brought up in conservative households might listen.

>>127821855

That's pretty funny. Finally some originally bant that elicits a chuckle.

>>127821916
You ever pressed a button while putting a phone in your pocket? Just calm down autismo.

>>127822048
>Germans
>Allies

Okay buddy

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>>127821726
covfefe is that feeling you get when you kiss a girl you love

>>127822168
These are all good ideas. Nice to see some pragmatism here. See WAY too much crap about how we need to make sure the people trying to genocide us should be encouraged to have children like fucking Catholics or something.

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>>127821726

>>127822238
>ok zRumplet

QUICK QUESTION

QUICK QUESTION

QUICK QUESTION

QUICK QUESTION

QUICK QUESTION

I'm writing a resume now and I have limited experience (entry level). I took two years off from college and did some irrelevant shit in Europe and wasted a lot of time. If I wrote on my resume that I "volunteered at a refugee camp in Germany" would there be any way they could determine if this is true or not? What's something else I could say that sounds good as fuck but isn't easily checked to be true or not?

Help me fill some empty space on this resume guys :(

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Was Trump's dad actually a member of the KKK? That's pretty cool

>>127822108
>>127822203

I tweet from mobile a lot too, it's not that fucking hard to delete a tweet draft.

The ultimate irony is he was complaining about negative press coverage, then immediately gave his detractors a bunch of ammo with just one word.

>>127822261
I need to get into the meme merchandising business.

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explain THIS drumpflets
>you can't

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>>127821726
>covfefe

>>127818857
>autism
>not weaponized

>>127822261
That dude is ugly as sin and that shirt is way too big for him

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>>127822362
Fuck Germans fuck the EU, Belgium isn't fucking real country ..now what

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Le-9uWKe2dk

Anybody else sick of Trump because he acts like a 14 year old kid?

He obviously thinks the "typo" is some kind of funny prank.

It was intentional.

Try misspelling on the twitter app from an iphone like Trump has…

Impossible. It autocorrects.

He is playing mind games like some edgy /b/tard.

He lost my support.

>>127822377
Volunteered for two years? Where did you get your money? Where did you stay?

>>127822168

The more liberals donate to things like ACLU and Planned Parenthood, the less money they have to donate to the DNC. Spread them thin.

DRUNK TWEETS

>>127822261
who would buy this?

>>127822448
I don't remember ever hearing that. More fake news?

>>127822582
He hasn't lost my support but I agree with the sentiment.

I did the same thing to on my phone keyboard to check.

>>127822586
Burned half my college fund and stayed with an uncle

>>127822606

NO ALCOHOL!

>>127822168
Americans are the most charitable people in the world but not a single liberal I know donates their money to people. I know self-proclaimed communists with hundreds of thousands of dollars in the bank. I wish they'd put their money where their mouth is.

The left always makes fun of him for "tweeting when he should be workimg"... He drops a tweet because work came up, importnt national security shit, and they give him shit over that too. Seriously, if they are going to keep it up, they should just change the headline to DONALD TRUMP BECAUSE DONALD TRUMP

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>>127822474

>>127822582
>Trump did this on purpose
>But he's not smart enough for the 4D Chess meme to be real

Pick a story and stick to it, you fucking cunt nigger, you're only stumping yourself.

Drinking game:
Take a shot every time someone mentions that Trump is a teetotaler.

You idiots. Look at all the attention his covfefe tweet is getting. He misspelled it on purpose. Genius.

>>127822866
Are you sure? That sounds like it'll end it cavfefe.

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>>127822544
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNa3Co83_gk

>shills have to respond to themselves
Makes me laugh everytime

>>127822798
Yeah by typing 'conference' completely wrong and making himself look like a senile old man he'll definitely come out on top.

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>>127821726

>>127822582
trump doesnt use iphone he uses galaxy s3

>>127822651
I mean, it's not exactly a bad thing if it's true since Don is his own man, but there are some articles circulating around about his father being arrested at a KKK riot

>>127822761

Jill Stein swindled $7 million from these people. I'm sure Planned Parenthood could fund raise off of the back of liberals of all economic strata.

>>127822377
>>127822377
yeah just say you did there's no way to verify it independently

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>>127822582
trump doesnt use iphone he uses galaxy s3

>>127822694
THEY ARE RIPPING US OFF IN TRADE!

>>127822912
I think Melania offered a blowjob halfway through the tweet and he just couldn't be fucked to finish it

>>127823109
*He bet Melania he could put out a tweet before he finished but 5 seconds later

I'll bake next thread.

>>127822377
>>127822377
Get fucked, you know that whole program is so that you can get a government/NGO position and keep sucking in sorosbux while shitting out faggot leftwing prop.

>>127822989
Yeah, he's never leveraged a massive amount of attention from doing something stupid before. Just ask Marco Rubio what happened to him the last time he pointed out spelling errors on Trump's Twitter.

>>127822996
Wrong, dumbfuck...

https://www.theverge.com/2017/3/29/15103504/donald-trump-iphone-using-switched-android

Another Trump cuck btfo…

Next?

>>127823165
Kek, that could be the case as well

>>127823165

>A woman's skill cannot effect a mans orgasm.

Spotted the virgin.

>>127822777
muh 3 AM phone call and shiieeet
Fuck lefty libshits

>>127823058
Stupid much, kiddo?

https://www.theverge.com/2017/3/29/15103504/donald-trump-iphone-using-switched-android


Kys

I love Trump.

>Qlg+eREm
>getting this asspained over a typo
Really stirs up the covfefe

>>127823255
what?

Thread baked, will post link at 300.

KABUL DEATH TOLL NOW EXCEEDS 80

#covfefe

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>>127822377

Google NGOs / International Non-Profits in Central Europe - if you want something as a cover.

I've either interviewed and/or hired 100+ people to this point in my career, and would recommend not making up an outright lie (if it isn't true - did you really volunteer at refugee camp?).

Instead, emphasize the positive traits / skills / language / cultural education or enrichment that you gained from the resume gap - to be included with the other skills you have from school (if you have a section like that on your resume). If you don't feel comfortable calling this gap out on the resume, don't bother adding it with something that is flimsy, but rather leave it out.

Interviewers will most likely see the gap and ask you a question about what / why
>That's what you will cover with your answer >e.g. something like "I backpacked in Europe for a few years in order to obtain cultural insights into International Business" would be something I as the interviewer would like to hear vs. "I studied International Business in a class once"

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>>127823221
>calling someone a Trump cuck
But I thought earlier you said you supported him =^)

>>127823310
It was an immature move.

Go back to the_donald if you think edgy /b/tard shit is cool.

It was intentional. Not a real typo.

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