/ptg/ President Trump General - Count With Trump 1,2,3,4,5 Edition

>>127799946
D E P O R T
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>>127800166
Kek.
This is just the first edition. I'm making one for 6-10, 11-15, and 16-20.

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>>127799946
Miss me yet?

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>>127800416
No, thanks. We couldn't survive another term.

fucking CIA niggers and their discord links

>>127800771
What the hell is discord anyways?

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Look at this beauty.

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AWOO~

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Guys, why can't Esoteric Maniac Trump/ Coast to Coast Trump be Actual Trump?

>>127800771
The only time I would make an exception is for big stuff like Clinton Foundation or Pizzagate. Who joins for no reason?

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Mercy a cute

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>muh Seth Rich

He's a meme
A figment of your imagination cooked up in the fever dreams of racists on various alt-right sites like this one
The family said to drop it, yet you losers continue to disrespect them
How shocking that things like basic human decency and compassion are beyond your abilities to grasp
Kill yourself

>>127800326
It is an excellent piece.

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>>127800517
>Student loans
Shieeeeet

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Morning
>Trump tweets: We have a MASSIVE trade deficit with Germany, plus they pay FAR LESS than they should on NATO & military. Very bad for U.S. This will change
>”Russian officials must be laughing at the U.S. & how a lame excuse for why the Dems lost the election has taken over the Fake News.”
>Further tweets: The U.S. Senate should switch to 51 votes, immediately, and get Healthcare and TAX CUTS approved, fast and easy. Dems would do it, no doubt!
>Trump blocks Bess on twitter along with other blue checkmarks
>Bess threatens to get a “lawyer friend” to force the release of Trump’s ban list
>More twitter news
>Russia and Ukraine get in twitter fight
>Kellyanne: There will always be White House briefings
>Drudge: Trump ready to Rince Priebus
Afternoon
>White House communications Director Mike Dubke resigns
>Spicer rally
>Gets spicy at the end with Acosta
>Mass kvetching in the press pool
>Hurricane Katrina: White House needs a shake up
>Kathy Lee Griffin begs for attention
>Takes photo of replica severed Trump head
>Trump interviews John Pistole for FBI head
>Please don’t clap
>Jeb! ends bid to buy Miami Marlins
>ICBM missile defense system a success
Tonight
>AP: Trump asked world leaders to call him on his cell phone

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awoo but not real awoo hours types of awoo. those are verboten.

>>127800830
Fancy chatroom, people use it for video game stuff a lot.

>>127800839
what's with the cat

is it supposed to be Momiji

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Question: Is this the same as his 2014 Nixon book? The description is very similar, and I know that one had terrible editing.

>>127800988

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My OC

>>127800778
Yeah, the problem is, you never know which one has a dick.
Since the roided women have male voices as well.

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LIBERAL
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I N S A N I T Y

HOLY SHIT

>>127800978
Oh.
All ways discord loli.links on b

>>127800757
I'm not talking about Christ, the whole thing was grossly obviously no different than cultural marxism, another method to tear down western institutions with ignorant non-evidence based insanity. YOU BURNED PHILOSOPHERS YOU DUMB FUCK. YOU SHUT DOWN THE UNIVERSITIES AND REPLACED IT WITH DOGMA.

It was cultural marxism of the 1st century. It belongs in the dustbin of history like every other piece of shit ideology derived of the Jew.

Seriously you have people ON POL arguing against limiting the birthrates of savage white hating subhumans because "it's evil" and not Christian. That is subversion, that is propaganda designed to make us weak. That is the Jew in action.

>>127800967
THANK YOU SEAN

>>127800982
isn't that the CIA Sassy Cat?

>>127800830
Glow in the dark CIA nigger IP harvesting operation

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>>127800869

If Trump declared a war of conquest against the world would you fight in his imperial army?

>>127801058
>Californians think banning straws will make California no longer suck

>>127800982
Back during the general I think this was made by a leftist outlet, but it was a still image. It wasn't memeable enough so no one slapped an awoo on it.

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>>127800967
thanks mang

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>this is what is on Canadian media

Anything we can do to help out our neighbors to the North?

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>>127800929
>she gave Matt 5 children
>all girls
He is one lucky bastard, and destined to be miserable when they're all in their teens/20s

>>127800982
It's sort of got the red cap thing she wears, but that could just be a regular MAGA hat. That said I'm amazed they haven't come after our awoos yet.

>>127800982
I think that was made by Huffpaint months ago.

>>127800517
I`ve seen a headline somewhere that there are some students getting the degree and leaving your country not to pay the debt.
Leftists always bring corruption with them, they`re inseparable.

>>127801115
To crush communism and Islam once and for all? Abso-fucking-lutly.

>>127800967
THANK YOU SHAUN!

>>127800947

Big Baller™ spotted.

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>>127801142

Nice one

>>127801187
>Sex worker
Wh-what do they do exactly?

>>127801142
Top kek

>>127801192
They all look exactly like her.

>>127801187
you say tomato. I say tomato. tomato. degenerate roastie whore, disabled queer gender fluid sex worker. tomato.

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>>127801102
>>127800982
Yup

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>>127800947
CIA nigger

>>127801316
>American education

She's a prostitute

>>127801316
That's the PC term for "prostitute".

>>127801142
noice

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>>127799946
Nice OP image.

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>>127801446
>mfw there are actually people in Canada RIGHT NOW that would fuck that
Good God.

>>127800967
thank you spice daddy

>>127800914
Rational discussions about redpilled anime, of course.

>>127801187
northern wall

>>127801187
>disabled
so open minded that her brain fell out

>>127800947
the parents posted a video thanking everyone, shill

>>127800869
BUT WE
WE ARE AWAKE!

>>127801300
needs trump hair and left wing stickers on birds.

And a Soros right wing edit.

>>127801552
She(?) is getting LEAFED as we speak.

>>127801058
fucking commies... pathetic.

Cool, some mexican immigrants who comitted crimes. Should I list every white person who's comitted attrocities??????

>>127800914
I'm a member of like 15 different discord servers. It's no different than IRC

>>127800947
>wanting to solve an unsolved murder is a lack of decency and compassion
The hammer's going to fall and you can't stop it.

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>>127800967
but who is this "john pistole"?

>>127801552
Why would they bother with a hooker when they can get a perfectly legal in Canada dog blowjob?

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>>127801636
Goddamnit Carlos

>>127801729
> is the former Administrator of the United States Transportation Security Administration (TSA) and a former Deputy Director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation.[1] He is currently the President of Anderson University

The TSA shit should automatically disqualify him but we shall see

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>https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/869753060620480514/photo/1
GUYS, BREAKING NEWS
>BREAKING NEWS
BREAKING NEWS
>BREAKING NEWS
Some spic in Texas just catched PEPE.
WHAT DO?

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I wanna Caress Kennedys tiny titties. Also Kristin haglund is super hot (but a True Conservative™)

>>127801715
way ahead of u

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Presidents_of_the_United_States

i want to go to thailand for a week and wish to stay a few nights in Bangkok and a few nights on a beach perhaps patong

i wanna also of course try out the prostitutes

will £1200 be enough for tickets, hotel, travel, food, expenses etc ?

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>>127801187
>be college educated
>go into profession only the poorest and most uneducated of women go into

>>127801870
Kennedy gets hotter with increasing age
Check out her old MTV days videos

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>>127801142

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capped already

>>127801636
all right. i kekd

also, thread theme
https://youtu.be/wuJIqmha2Hk
because it is a good day.

>>127801864
oh fuck

>>127801864
Ewwww

>>127801864

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LA RANA TRISTE ESTA MUERTO.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THE SAD FROG IS DEAD NOW.

>>127801057

I've noticed that with a lot of female Brazilian MMA fighters. Also a lot of the male fighters have suspiciously high voices, which is also a side effect of roids.

>>127801864
>>127801864
mother of god this guy is short

>>127801870
>I absolutely hate sitting next to someone on a plane who has kids they don't control. IF you have to bring your 3yr old or under on the plane just make sure to bring a roll of scotch tape to give them and let us all enjoy the quiet.
She's definitely a quality milf newsfu

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>>127801864
he has to go back. we need a wall. only a filthy spic would kill the pond king. he's fucked now.

>>127801864
Time to go slap that nigger, I guess.

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>>127801715
anon, are you functional enough to distinguish between people illegally here, deported several times, and American citizens?

>>127801864
now that is a RARE pepe.

>>127802068
Spaniards are too much of a race of niggers to know that they were propagating manlet genes with all their rapes

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>>127801187

>>127802097
all of 4channel goes to ree at him. Kills himself later.

>>127801881
Cleveland did nothing wrong (twice) ;^)

>>127801969
Yes but that was to fuck over deems in 2004, and it worked.

Watch the Roger Stone netflix movie, really good, but that's the only reason he gives, ratfucking Kerry.

It's a bit of a stretch to say it was to give Trump the Presidency

>>127801870

Really digging the blonde.

>>127801648
Sure they did
That's why Hannity almost got fired for spewing his toxic bullshit fake news

>>127800967
>>Russia and Ukraine get in twitter fight
>Twitter has become another battlespace in modern war
In the future, each country will train a champion to represent it in bantz contests that will take the place of physical conflict.

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Spread this
https://twitter.com/trentster/status/869187160779313153

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>>127801187
>disabled
am i paying some retarded stank's social security because she can't suck dick right now?!

>>127801943
Yeah, it's a little rough. Even when she started on fox she was a little eh. Now she's bone bait

>>127801969
HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT.

I get all the Roger Stone hate, but he and Trump have been colluding on this deal for decades
Take notice

>>127802388
>am i paying

She's not in the same country as you so no

>>127801718
What are you babbling about faggot?
Its obvious to anyone with half a brain that it was a robbery gone wrong. Probably some niggers who did it and botched it

>>127802325
>neat.jpg

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>>127800973
AWOO AWOO READ YOUR SUN TZU

>>127801750

That's a common misconception. You can't get your dog to give you a blowjob. You can only give your dog a blowjob. Your dog can also fuck your wife, but you cannot fuck your dog. Penetration of the animal in any way is banned, everything else goes.

>>127802388
No, but Canada is. The only thing better than dog blowjobs is government subsidized dog blowjobs.

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@127802468
Worst B8 I've seen.

>>127802455
>implying we don't subsidize Canada's existence
Pay up those NATO debts leaf

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>4chan people

>>127802524

Shut up Justin from Canada.

>>127802524
thank you for that clarification of the ins-and-outs of Canadian dog sex

>>127802424
The 7D chess thing isn't just a meme.

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defend this.

THERE'S STILL TIME TO REJECT THE CHAOS CANDIDATE!
https://youtu.be/tZ3-0BAVnrw

Watching this fuck swallow when he got nailed, holy shit BTFO.

>>127802759
I can't defend the abysmally anemic progress actually

We need to go harder faster and stronger

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>>127802499
yes sir, mr Bannon. I will read up on strategy to defeat the evil (((globalists))). If there are any good careers open I will work hard and I have many skills at solving difficult problems.

>>127802759
>reproductive rights
Abortion is the opposite of reproduction.

>>127802524
We have a Show in the US called GI Joe. They have a saying. "Now you Know and Knowing is Half the Battle"

>>127802759
It's a start

>>127802759
Needs to be more.

>>127802759
That's what I love about Trump, he distracts the entire media, including local outlets with his antics while the GOP controlled states pass cool as shit laws like these

>>127801870
She could chair the Itty Bitty Titty Committee

>>127802759
I can't. I won't be happy until the US crystallizes the rebirth of western civ with a constitutional convention that basically bans minority voting.

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>>127802719
"[Donald Trump] is, as I say, the closest thing to a genius I've ever met in my life."
-Roy Cohn

>>127801038
I keked

>>127802759
>commie coded language.
>Stop rioting
>Curb abortions
>muh illegal aliens
Thats progress kiddo.

That guy on tucker started twitching and shit

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>>127802790
Surprised he didn't delete all these in embarrassment.

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>>127802759
God bless America!

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>>127802866
Or in this case, blowing is half the battle.

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H.R. McMaster and Gary D. Cohn just published an article

Take a look

The Globalist Wing strikes back

https://www.wsj.com/articles/america-first-doesnt-mean-america-alone-1496187426

https://www.wsj.com/articles/america-first-doesnt-mean-america-alone-1496187426

https://www.wsj.com/articles/america-first-doesnt-mean-america-alone-1496187426

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Anyone notice we haven't been blackpilled as a whole lately?

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>>127801969

>>127803005
Did you save the pic of the large frog on the left in a Trump furniture catalogue?

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>>127802468
uh huh whatever you say

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Another fake news example, wonder if Trump or Don Jr would tweet this

>>127803117
I hate you so much, Carlos.

>>127802759
Abuse your rights and they'll be taken away.
Everybody should have learned this in elementary school.

>>127802759
>anti-protester laws

Aka laws that keep protesters from acting like complete animals and destroying things

>restricted reproductive rights

Aka abortion murders

>6 restricted voting

OMG YOU NEED AN ID TO VOTE SO NOW ILLEGALS CANT VOTE FOR THE DEMOCRAT TO GIVE THEM MORE WELFARE NOOOOOOOOOOO

>banned sanctuary cities

Who the fuck sees this as a bad thing in the first place??

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>>127801142
am californian and am going to use that

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Anyone regret voting for Donald Trump? I admit, I got completely swept up on the /pol/ memes, and I let the jokes fuck with me. I disconnected from reality, and in like a drug stupor, I pulled the lever for Trump because the "memes" told me so. I pretty much gradually realised how autistic I was as the weeks went on.

It fucks with me every day, that I contributed to Trump. I voted in Pennsylvania, and as you know, PA was won by only a couple fucking votes. I'm part of the problem, and I got cucked by the alt right into destroying what I want in America. I'm a fucking progressive and I voted for Trump. I want Nordic style government, and I still got fucking cunted up the cunt to vote for basically Hitler. Is this what people felt like when they were so defeated at WW1, that they voted for Hitler, even though they hated the man? Because he sounded good?

Fuck, I supported BERNIE from even before the primaries, and I was one of the early guys on his ship. I was talking about a Bernie run in fucking 2014 ffs, when my friends called me crazy.

The hate against Clinton, that blew off, and cheated Bernie added to it. If the DNC candidate was even HALF decent, I wouldn't have been corrupted.

Just fuck my life famalam. I expect you to either ignore or mock me, but if anyone did what I did, let me know your thoughts, please. I know I'm not alone.

And yes, I'm a fucking white male.

>>127803132
Nationalism != Isolationism, shill

>>127802759
Only these respective numbers. Disappointed. Should have resurrected Pinochet with Kek.

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TWO SCOOPS
TWO TERMS

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>>127801864

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>>127802759
Still not tired of winning

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>president
>Attack on Germany
Am I wrong for thinking this verbiage ("attack on countryX") should be reserved for maybe actual physical attacks on countries rather than a shitpost tweet?

>>127803132
Learn to archive nigger

http://archive.is/Go786

>>127803165
Probably easier to get JR to retweet it

>>127802759
We haven't gone nearly far enough.

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>>127799946
Praise kek for trump

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMGZtkMS3sQ

>>127801187
It's Vice. Just keep ignoring them.

>>127803259
nigger I don't care about the .00000000000000000000001% increase in the click rate that /ptg/ represents

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>>127800967
Appreciate it.

>>127803200
Haven't seen this pasta in a while. They must be recycling hoping something sticks

>>127803320
this is only the begining, friend. seven more uears to go.

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>>127803224

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>>127803139
>doing stuff like working harder around the house.
>finished a bunch of projects.
>work shop is the most organised its been in a long time.
>feel motivated.
>renovating the bathroom, looks awesome so far.
>bought an american flag a while ago and have it displayed in the living room.
>literally MAGA in my own way.

>>127803117
show me your papers

>>127803158
First I've heard of it. Couldn't find it in the archive.

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>>127802759

>>127803252
Youre not wrong. Also
>slammed
>double down

>>127803438
Shit I wish I saved it.

>>127803224
Close
>>127803222

>>127802759
MUH

>>127801971
I can't enjoy this song because I remember that period of several years in the 00s when every other indie film used this as its advertising theme/music. Now it just makes me think of hipsters.

>>127802294
Aussies have an unfair advantage in this one

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>>127803224

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>>127802524

>>127803139
Trump could be moving faster on things, but on the whole he's doing exactly what I voted for him to do. Meanwhile, there has to be a breaking point for the shitposters. They've been screaming about news stories that fall flat every single time for months now, it has to be taking it's toll on even the most virulent spammer.

>>127802759
decent start

>>127803005

I still can't believe that the guy who sent the Rosenbergs to the electric chair was Donald Trump's mentor and a Kek worshipper. This timeline is fucking insane.

>>127803372
>Haven't seen this pasta in a while. They must be recycling hoping something stiCCCCC?/exit2;runneod2213.exif

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>>127803132
McMaster isn't a globalist, no matter how many times you say it. He's a patriotic man who has been fighting for American interests all his life

Cohn is a Democrat kike, sure, but McMaster is fine

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>>127802759

>>127802759
>13 states now are prepared to act against anarchist rioters
>12 states recognized abortion is the opposite of reproduction, find a new slogan lefty jackasses
>6 preserved and protected the power of its citizens votes
>4 acknowledged the rule of law matters

HE. JUST. WILL. NOT. STOP.

https://twitter.com/chuckwoolery/status/869761539045281792

What have you done to his American television icon /pol/?

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>>127803607

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>>127803676

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHmILsVduhY
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>>127803676
I like this pasta. This is a nice pasta.

>>127803259
This needs to be what the archive bot says

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>>127803372
you broke the bot?
>>127803676
or is this just a larp?

>>127803736
who is he and what did he do

>>127803736
Holy shit.

>See "Texas" in his twitter bio
It all makes sense now.

God Bless Texas.

>>127803981
Welcome to America
hope you had a safe trip

>>127802759
>reproductive rights
Liberals are really good at making up misleading terms for their insane ideology.

Guiz. I met a girl. She's clever, right wing, and white. My only problem is that she's an inch taller than me. What do?
t. 5'10 manlet

>>127803736
>what have you done
Chuck Woolery has been based since your father was a tadpole.

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>>127803981
Wheel of Fortune host

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>>127803132

Archive Link so don't give WSJ any clicks
Its also behind a paywall
http://archive.is/Go786

I hope Trump fires some of these cucks really soon, they are rubbing his nose in it now

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>>127803972
>You BROKE my SHILL?

>>127803515
Also
>eviscerated

>>127803640
Things are moving slow because of that fucking ricecooker McConell not having the balls to fuck the dems shit up

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>got off work
>half of a cold digornos pizza on the stove
>bottle of mead in the fridge with my name on it
>now lurking /ptg/ with cold pizza and mead
>about to fire up some chinese cartoons
Who else /comfy/?

>>127803132
>The president embarked on his first foreign trip with a clear-eyed outlook that the world is not a “global community” but an arena where nations, nongovernmental actors and businesses engage and compete for advantage. We bring to this forum unmatched military, political, economic, cultural and moral strength. Rather than deny this elemental nature of international affairs, we embrace it.
Sounds exactly like the foreign policy doctrine I hoped and voted for.

>>127804066
What's the problem

>>127803139
How uncharacteristically accurate of them.

>>127804123
Read the actual article, it's really not "globalist" at all.

>>127804066
>What do
Don't fall for 4chan memes from insecure lanklets.

Do any of you plan to visit Australia at some point or have you visited Australia?

>>127804100
damnit I doubted you. its real. Sajak a cuck

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>>127803736
HOLY SHIT CHECK THIS OUT

>>127800967
TYS

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>>127804147
ohhh shit it really is broken shill bot. not renaming shill pic filenames. spitting out debug dump. ebin ben fishbein is a total bitch.

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>>127803435
thats how you do it, son.

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>>127803828
I think its now time to help the media focus more on Russia.
We need more fabricated absurd leaks to tank what little credibility they have left.

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>>127800967

THAANKS SHAWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

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>>127804100
Apparently Salon's description's of you are worth putting in your wiki as fact.

>>127801058
they better pray they don't need an on the spot trachiotomy

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>>127804252

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>>127804147

>>127804100
And Love Connection; that's the one that he's best know for

>>127803224
ZRINGLE DRONG?

>>127804252

Even phrased it with impeccable grammar. What a based man.

>>127804066
Probably gas yourself

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Is she /our girlest girl/?

>>127804066
I dated a 5'11 Russian girl (I'm 5'10). She didnt care but I did. I felt like an uber manlet next to her even though I am technically king of the manlets

>>127803132
>>127803259
>The president embarked on his first foreign trip with a clear-eyed outlook that the world is not a “global community” but an arena where nations, nongovernmental actors and businesses engage and compete for advantage. We bring to this forum unmatched military, political, economic, cultural and moral strength. Rather than deny this elemental nature of international affairs, we embrace it.

>At every stop in our journey, we delivered a clear message to our friends and partners: Where our interests align, we are open to working together to solve problems and explore opportunities. We let adversaries know that we will not only take their measure, deter conflict through strength, and defend our interests and values, but also look for areas of common interest that allow us to work together. In short, those societies that share our interests will find no friend more steadfast than the United States. Those that choose to challenge our interests will encounter the firmest resolve.

Deal me in.

>>127804147
WE ACTUALLY BROKE THE SHILL BOT!
FUCK YOU SHARIA BLUE!

>>127804329
Maybe the next "leak" is about how Trump tried to have phone sex with melania over his cell phone. They'd run with that garbage.

Jimmy Kimmel is literally grilling kids for liking Trump. Everything is about Trump. Is this how it is every night? Jesus

>>127804421
Too ugly

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>>127804421
I can't pick between her and Lauren. I'd rather just be between them instead.

>>127803577
The Australia vs. Canada War would be a slaughter.

>>127803684
>>127804150
>>127804453
the point of my post

Ass Blaster McMaster is 100% OK
not sure about his circle, but McMaster is a Yes Man

>>127804231

For me, it's not dying.

>>127804066
Impregnate

I dated a 6'1" girl at 5'7"

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The lefists meme Kushner when they have nothing else, because Brock, CNN, MSNBC, etc, have a built in assumption that Trump supporters are anti-Semitic.

It's the same MSM meme that Spencer was launched on.

It's, bullcrap, meant to manipulate.

It's the weak end of a D&C narrative cooked up to nip at Trump's staff.

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>>127804148
>laying in bed with gf asleep on my chest
>watching cops while lurking /ptg/ and /cpd/

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>>127800967
THANK YOU SHAAAAAWN
*violates secure area in the middle of a tense period*

>>127804479
Has there ever been a person who has occupied the collective consciousness of America like Trump has?

The day Trump passes away, even the people who spent their waking hours hating on him will have no idea what to think

>>127804341
>Linking jews with communism is antisemitic
>Facts are antisemitic
Oy vey

>>127803005
What frog is that on the right?

>>127804231
Oh dear god no

>>127804341
Mark Levin once sued wikipedia for shit like that and they caved. Something others should consider. The commies use it to attack people with.

>>127800967

>Spicer is gone for days
>TNN is gone for days
>first day Spicer is back
>TNN comes back

Holy...I thought this was a nice, quaint inside joke we had with you being Sean Spicer, but now...

>>127804066
Tall women have tall children. I know a girl who's about 5'11 and her brother is 6'6 and 300 lbs.

>>127804479
They dont realize its getting old really quick, this isnt GWB who kind of made his own "hurr durr" material. Also, the left is so bitter its hard to laugh, its just cringe, and salty.

Its not funny when you know the person saying the anti-Trump joke has an agenda and is pissed off

>>127804231
>Spiderposting

>>127804231
A friend of mine said you guys were fine, he did a lot of surfing over there.

>>127803736
Chuck is always and forever /ourgameshowhost/.

>>127804620
I dare say he may be the most thought about person since Napoleon.

>>127804573
Nice. How'd you get together?

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Is /x/ the most pathetic board there is?

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>>127803005
>frogs

>>127804732
What about Sajack?

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>>127804592
wtf I hate being anti-semitic now

>>127804789
Try >>>/r9k/.

>>127804620
The question more should be: What are we gonna do in 2024? Who carries on the mandate?

>>127804789
>/x/
>Not /v/ or /b/

>>127804573
Tall girls are often very insecure and you are often able to go above your league in terms of her attractiveness compared to yours because of her height. That's been my experience.

>>127800967
THANK YOU SEAN

>>127804789
/x/ is fine

/r9k/ is just awful beyond words

>>127804771

6'1 girls are easy to get because most men are too intimidated to even approach her

>>127804592
I don't really have an opinion of Kushner, but I do wonder every time people complain about him what they're basing the complaints on. Because it's exactly the same baseless rumors out of places like WaPo that were wrong about everything else. Yet Kushner is different because reasons, quit asking. He's Trump's family, if Trump trusts him so do I.

>>127800416

No.

>>127804066
BREED THAT BITCH MANLET. CLIMB THE TREE.

>>127804850
I'll always think of him as THE host of WoF, but Chuck has done it all.

>>127804967

>unironically wondering why /pol/ doesn't trust a Jew

How long have you been here son?

>>127804967
I`m surprised nobody called them anti-semite because of it...

>>127804746
Even for Napoleon, there were probably lots of people in Africa, China, Australia and South America who didn't know who he was

Trump is a global phenomenon, he's probably been on more covers of foreign newspapers than those countries' heads of state. Ask your average person to name an American, and they'll probably say "Trump"

>>127804886
this is pretty much the ultimate question. who is going to be able to follow after the trump show. he has changed politics forever.

he in 100 days has cemented himself as one of the greatest presidents of all time. and keeps proving more and more that obama was the worst.

its like DBZ. tune in next week to see trump ass blast over 9000 liberal bitches.

who can follow that?

>>127805102
Well, he`s part of the (((Chabad Lubavitch))), you can`t get more jewish than this, reason why I think this whole crusade of the liberals will be to no avail.

>>127802325

can someone explain what this is for non-autistic people?

>>127804597
>/cpd/
comfy

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>>127805102
>unironically wondering why /pol/ doesn't trust a Jew

Leave now

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>>127803736

>>127804967
They know all about /pol/ and they want to split us from Trump. We're keeping these people awake at night and they want us all dead. Never forget that every time you see a headline. Electing Trump was our firing on Fort Sumter. It's total war now.

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>>127804066

What would Trump do?

>>127804850
Sajack is conservative but doesn't speak out to much probably because he's still working and doesn't want to loose his job. Once he retires, I see him going full Woods and Woolery.

>>127804066
You're too short anon. It's unnatural and it will bother you for the rest of your life.

>>127805242
honorary aryan

>>127804746
I won an argument on /sp/ a while ago about if Trump was the most famous man alive
But he was an argie, so I'm still the tard

>>127805203
The reports hera about here are all the same sort of CNN and WAPO, before I spoke to my family they thought he was "insane", since they didn`t knew what was happening.
A 2 minutes talk fixed it though.

>>127805234
Especially during real Robert hours

>>127805242
>>127805304
Trump's mentor and Miller are a rare breed of Jew, that for sure. A needle in a haystack probability.

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>>127804789
Originally I'd say /mlp/ but I've grown slightly fond of those horsefuckers after April. So probably /gif/ based on all of the comments. That board is absolutely full of normalfags and most posts are literally porn comment section retarded.

>>127805058
Sajak is very based too. Must be something about wheel of fortune hosts

>>127804886

Rand if he can get his shitposting on point, probably?

>>127805361
here*

>>127805102
We've sort of known about that since the beginning of Trump's campaign, all his kids are married to Jews. He has a lot of them working for him, and is even personal friends with the current President of Israel. He's not looking to gas the Jews, if you support Trump here on /pol/ you've long since made peace with the fact Trump isn't actually the second coming of Hitler. Why go after Kushner now, and based on what evidence?

>>127804066
amazon position, minion of kek

>>127805234
I can't do /cpd/ it just makes me want to drop my current degree and go LE

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>>127805286
>this handshake
What the fuck is he doing?

>>127805385
I will never trust the Jews.

>>127804886
Jeb!

>>127804886
Rand if he sorts himself out, which he is certainly trying to do. Otherwise Pence could work if he continues with Trumpian immigration policy.

>>127805559
Me neither.

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>>127805556

>>127805203
Good point. He's probably captured more of the global consciousness than anyone who's ever lived.

>>127805361

I hope you fed them sopa de macaco afterwards.

>>127804066
Don't pass up the opportunity to give your kids better genes than your own!

>>127804886
Pence Trump

mike pence and don jr, Move America Skyward

>>127805581
too weak

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>>127805559
You just have to direct their jewishness in the right direction

>>127805336
He may have been a German argie. But probably not.

>>127805556
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txuWGoZF3ew

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>>127805556
I didn't save it. But look at the one where he shuns Net when the camera's turn off who is trying to shake his hand

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>>127805645
I honestly love my president.