/ptg/ President Trump General - Repeat Offenders - Count to 10 Edition

Taking bets on whether Kathy Griffin will be on GRINALD GOOB man's show by the end of the week.

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>why
>arent
>I
>50
>points
>ahead
>you
>might
>ask

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#NotAllOrcs

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Who here /FlatPilled/?

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THE PROPHET JOEHAMMAD HAS SPOKEN

covfefe

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Uh oh.

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WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS??????

>that tweet

I-Is he okay?

How did Hannity do tonight bros? I was watching a movie.

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who here /MDE/??

>>127805830
Literally nobody asked that though.

>>127805825
They do livestreams from black site prisons?

>despite the negative press coverfefe
What did he mean by this?

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What did he mean by this?

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>covfefe

Trump had a stroke

>>127805830
>Too smart to win
>Too smart to lose billions of dollars on a losing campaign

>>127805873
It's true, you know.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tad9Gx1VfnE

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/869766994899468288
What did he mean by this?

>>127805862
LOOKS LIKE FICKI FICKI IS BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS!

>>127805638
can we combine these into one big post.

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>>127805873

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>>127805873
Do not go against my wishes

>>127805916
>>127805901
>>127805895
Melania: NO DONALD HANDS OFF THE PHONE.

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Wat?!?

Is this the European culture I've been hearing about?

Covfefe

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Is hypnosis a real thing or is it just nonsense

>>127805873
Joe would know what a primal death scream sounds like.

For me, it's sopa de macaco.

>>127805959
Who /covfefe/ here?

Oh here comes another tweet sent out by mistake thats gonna dirve libshits crazy

>>127806035
ITS THE NUCLEAR CODES

HE ACCIDENTALLY POSTED THEM

wtf i hate Covfefe now

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>>127805871
is this the new bog posting?
>flatpilled map is YAKUB tier.

>>127805873
Does Joe keep up with the news. Dem voter fraud has been proven. Hillary probably only got about 40 million real votes. She lost badly.

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>>127805959

Trump committed suicide by shooting himself in the back of the head three times.

ALT-RADICAL LEFT DESTROY TRUMP PRESS COVFEFE

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Morning
>Trump tweets: We have a MASSIVE trade deficit with Germany, plus they pay FAR LESS than they should on NATO & military. Very bad for U.S. This will change
>”Russian officials must be laughing at the U.S. & how a lame excuse for why the Dems lost the election has taken over the Fake News.”
>Further tweets: The U.S. Senate should switch to 51 votes, immediately, and get Healthcare and TAX CUTS approved, fast and easy. Dems would do it, no doubt!
>Trump blocks Bess on twitter along with other blue checkmarks
>Bess threatens to get a “lawyer friend” to force the release of Trump’s ban list
>More twitter news
>Russia and Ukraine get in twitter fight
>Kellyanne: There will always be White House briefings
>Drudge: Trump ready to Rince Priebus
Afternoon
>White House communications Director Mike Dubke resigns
>Spicer rally
>Gets spicy at the end with Acosta
>Mass kvetching in the press pool
>Hurricane Katrina: White House needs a shake up
>Kathy Lee Griffin begs for attention
>Takes photo of replica severed Trump head
>Trump interviews John Pistole for FBI head
>Please don’t clap
>Jeb! ends bid to buy Miami Marlins
>ICBM missile defense system a success
Tonight
>AP: Trump asked world leaders to call him on his cell phone

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>>127805981
What about their chastity? They don't need those!

>>127805873
saved for 2020

/covfefe/ is fucking based

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LMAO DRUMPF BTFO YET AGAIN

>>127806080

Sounds like a coffee. If you know any coffee spics in Tejas, go tell them to whip up a new drink and name it that.

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Press S to spit on the grave of the democraps.

>>127805887
If they're so smart why can't they get along. Why can't they grow their own food.

>>127805873
>win by the largest Republican margin in 25 years
>dude insignificant lmao
Does he really believe the shit that comes out of his mouth

>COVFEFE

THIS IS IT, THESE ARE THE NUCLEAR CODES. NOW THE WHOLE WORLD HAS THEM.

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Well we just got the news cycle for the next 3 days.

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C O V F E F E

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>>127805953
>What did he mean by this?
This is going to be the first question for tomorrows press conference.

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WHAT DOES IT MEAN

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Nice President there, fuckjobs.

>>127806108
It's the hottest meme of 2017. It's getting RIDICULOUS amounts of organic support on youtube. It's so goddamn contrarian. By the end of this year, /pol/ will be on the FlatEarth train as it is blasphemy to even mention. VERY politically incorrect.

>>127805862
14 peter jackson movies that make you say, fuck having rings and swords n shit.

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Christian, 6, points to his fathers grave

>covfefe

Well, it's been a good run boys, but I think we have to pack it in here. There's no way anyone could possibly recover from this.

Mr President are you ok?

Should we commence the civil war

>>127805873
>>127805873
Joe really wants us to deport all of the minorities. He doesn't see any other way.

>>127806044
Even Chelsea Clinton found that in poor taste. And she probably buried a body or two with Hillary on Bring your daughter to work day.

>>127806391
Trump is so strong.

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>>127806142

THHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNKKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

SSHHHHHHHHHHAAA--

>>127805926
His first segment he went back on the Seth Rich story, called out Media Matters, and named Soros. He's coming out of the weekend vacation swinging, he probably needed the time off to deal with losing Ailes.

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/covfefe/

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GET READY DRMPFKNS!

Call Oliver Vanmaterhauns for Emergency Flight Especifications

It is over

How did Hannity do today? Did he talk about Seth Rich?

>>127806369
>Firelo
sup faggot

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C O V F E F E
>C O V F E F E
C O V F E F E
>C O V F E F E

>>127806369
Imagine being a liberal and your only victories come in the minor form of an occasional typo.

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white chocolate > dark chocolate
> milk chocolate

covfefe

>>127806538
yes, yes and yes

>>127806538
He wouldn't shut up about covfefe

THEY GOT HIM

HE WAS ABOUT TO TWEET SETH RICH AND THE CIA GOT HIM

HE FELL ON HIS KEYBOARD

>>127805873
>a fading primal scream
Sounds oddly specific there, Joe.

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IS HE RETARDED?

I'm worried lads why hasn't he fixed it.

Seriously though, is the President ok? It's been 8 minutes

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>>127806518
this does not make me feel covfefe.

>>127806391
>>127806448
>>127806618
>>127806663

You don't have to keep posting these every thread

What is the deeper, esoteric meaning behing C O V F E F E?

Covert pepe?

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>tfw you want Trump to stop shitposting on Twitter

covfefe is going to be like that room in Dewford Town in Pokemon where you make that one building have a nonsensical trend

C O V F E F E
>C O V F E F E
C O V F E F E
>C O V F E F E
C O V F E F E
>C O V F E F E
C O V F E F E
>C O V F E F E
C O V F E F E
>C O V F E F E

What's the thing from Star Wars, Order 66 or something? Operation Covfefe has been executed.

>>127806193
Gibson's lovin' it. Now make that Maccabees movies, Mel, in the face of the Jews bitching.

>>127806755
>>127806530

Is it pronounced 'Cov-Fey-Fey' or 'Cov-Fe-ef?

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>>127806518
>Implying the Phantom Thieves wouldn't go for Hillary
THEY USE 4CHAN TO FIND TARGETS FOR GODS SAKE

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>>127806568
with one mistype trump has invented a new word. what does covfefe mean though?

>>127806518
cuck alert. anime convention? extermination needed.

Trump is doing this on purpose. He just birthed a meme.

>>127806755
>FEFE
>PEPE
what does it mean?

It's pronounced Kov-feef btw

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What did he mean by this?

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>>127805873
>THE PROPHET JOEHAMMAD HAS SPOKEN
i like this

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>>127806756

y tho

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>>127806518

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To follow up from the last thread, Staya is safe m8s. We have a lot of spiders but they don't bother you. Just dont touch the funnel webbs

>>127806374
>I really want to see a salty in the wild, so yes
I have seen countless. Its pretty spooky walking near croc infested water, especially fog dam. It says not to walk because they can jump out and grab you but its worth the Adrenalin rush tbqh

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>>127806081
What else do they have at this point but petty bullshit? Look at the kind of shit they post here, remember when they would just spam "peepeepoopoo" over and over again? Or "fuck Trump and fuck white people!" There are no arguments left for them and they know it, they're just lashing out because none of their "clever" plans worked. The Democratic Party is in a death spiral, Antifa was beaten at their own game of street violence, and despite the media bitching Trump is getting more entrenched with every passing day.

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>>127806044
Trump has broken them. Now I want to see him go further.

MELANIA!!!!!!!!


DAMNIT!!!!!

HELP HIM!!!!

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>>127805638

IMPORTANT INFORMATION FOR VIRGINIANS:

THERE IS THE REPUBLICAN PRIMARY FOR THE GUBERNATORIAL ELECTION ON JUNE 13, IT IS A OPEN PRIMARY SO YOU JUST HAVE TO REQUEST A REPUBLICAN BALLOT

COREY A. STEWART IS OUR GUY

>wants to remove Dem gerrymandering

>DEPORTED 8000 illegals at once, dropping crime by 48.7 percent

>Supported Trump BEFORE the convention

>STILL won in Prince William County despite his extreme views

>wants to pass new laws to protect Virginia's statues from the "Radical left"

>called his opponent, Ed Gillespire, a cuck

INFO ON HOW AND WHERE TO VOTE HERE: http://www.elections.virginia.gov/

THE ONLY OTHER OPTION IS Ed Gillespie, an former advisor to Bush. I'd still vote for him if I have to as I refuse to split the vote but anything Bush isn't good persuasion in Virginia

SPREAD THIS INFORMATION TO AS MANY VIRIGNIANS AS YOU KNOW ANONS

>>127806518
Joker voted Trump.

>>127806755
It's an anagram for the name of Seth Rich's killer.

What is the cryptic meaning

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>Tfw Covfefe is some sort of Egyptian god or something

>>127806858

Covfefe is the dippin' dots of coffee

C O V F E F E C O V F E F E C O V F E F E C O V F E F E C O V F E F E C O V F E F E C O V F E F E C O V F E F E C O V F E F E C O V F E F E C O V F E F EC O V F E F E C O V F E F E C O V F E F E C O V F E F E C O V F E F E C O V F E F E C O V F E F E C O V F E F E C O V F E F E C O V F E F E C O V F E F E C O V F E F E C O V F E F E C O V F E F E C O V F E F E

I'm actually curious, what if someone hacked his twitter and tweeted "I have just unleashed the entire US nuclear arsenal on Russia"

COVERT
PEPE

>>127806958
Covfefe is NOT the coffee of the future.

>>127806820
Tired, maybe. Or laughing that it will be the talk of the town.

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>>127806873
Post rare Fefes

>>127805901
>COVFEFE
>COV
>CODE
>FEFE
>FEAR? FEAL... FAIL?
CODE: FAILSAFE
IT'S HAPPENING

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>>127806333
nice digits. i know that bum, it belongs the the mother of a certain famous gunpla guy.

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>>127806518
#NOTALLWEEBS

>>127806853

'Cov-fey-fey'.

>>127805873
Never forget that these people want you dead and gone. You are a road bump in their path.

>>127806002
Brilliant strategic mind. We really missed out not having her as commander-in-chief.

COVFEFE
KOV FEEF

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>Come
>Onto
>Valhalla
>Fight
>Entirely
>Fight
>Endlessly

ROFL THAT TWEET

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>>127806220
S

Seriously the biggest issue going into 2018 is going to be that Bad Luck Bernie split the donor base in half. Just look at the money spent in these house races, the DNC knew Montana was a lost cause, but Bernie and the "match me!" brigade dumped $8 million into an unwinnable race, that's $8 million that the DNC might have used in swing districts, how much money will Bernie redirect towards losses next year? My guess is a lot, and money is about all the Democrats have going for them at this point.

>>127807038
>Look at this shit I posted on twitter. I think I'll just leave it.

The word is trending on twatter kek

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>>127805953
>>127805959
>>127805901
>>127805895
I-It's over
I
Can't
Feel
it

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>>127806946
>Covfefe
>>127806931
>>127806958
>>127806999
>>127807009
>>127807011
what does pic related mean?

So was the Orlando airport shooting a dud?

Cov(fe,fe)=Var (fe)

Fe is the atomic symbol for iron

Look out for variations in the iron you are getting for a balanced diet

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C O N F E F E

O

N

F

E

F

E

>>127806568

Covfefe is when the press realizes they no longer hold the high ground or they fucked up badly.

>>127807009
I wouldn't trust something like that to be announced over Twitter by the president.

>>127806569
>>127806369
wait wait wait He instructed KAC to make typos all the time b/c dems eat that low level bait up. Something big is coming boys. Annex Canada.

>>127806884
I bet Bess is autistically screeching because she cant reply.

What`s the big deal about an error typing at twitter?

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http://www.strawpoll.me/13078834
http://www.strawpoll.me/13078834http://www.strawpoll.me/13078834
http://www.strawpoll.me/13078834

VOTE ON HOW COVFEFE IS PRONOUNCED

Who here covfefe?

>>127807190

Learn to spell.

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>mfw the covfefe tweet was deliberate
>mfw it's just more red meat for Trump's loony enemies to obsess and freak out over
>mfw liberals are all distracted by this while the GOP lawmakers work in peace and close the walls in around the commie scum

inb4 a billion articles and late night skits about it

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WHAT DOES IT MEAN

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>>127807190

>tfw an accidental shitpost is international news

those twitter replies. covfefe is a covert ops to block twitter trolls like mark dice!

covfefe vult!

>>127807161
it's gobeep in spurdo

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>>127806518
HOW?!

>>127807157
fee of cv

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[spoiler]COVFEFE [/spoiler]

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What's going on, /ptg/? Great to see ICE finally doing its job as depicted in the OP. I love see the posterior pained comments on kikebook. Hilarious. Just catching up with the days events. Hopefully I'll have more to discuss at 5am on break.

Anyways, how y'all doing?

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Who here /CovfefePilled/?

>>127806142
Add the covfefe tweet at the bottom

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>post some shit you just KNOW sweetie bess would love to reply to
>bitch is blocked
>profit

It's crazy how he can function on such little sleep, I couldn't do it

>>127807227
Maybe he's baiting more "verified liberals" for blockage

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WHAT COULD IT MEAN

>>127807386
He's all about that covfefe life

>>127807157
Coffee cove of foe

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>>127807346

>tfw wagie

CNN IS TALKING ABOUT IT

>>127807346
I'm doing covfefe, how about you?

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>>127807120
HELL
Y
E
S
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bO2sYOaW1nI

>>127805873
Don't not listen to us telling you what to think That's our job

Well SNL just got 10 years of material.

I lost my reaction images folder. What do I do, /ptg/?

>>127806056
Daaamn

>>127807177
Sort of - there was a guy with a gun but he was quickly captured by police with no injuries or shots fired.

>>127806512

Fucking based. Shouldn't have missed this one.

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>mfw cofveve

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WE HAVE WITNESSED THE DAWN OF A NEW MEME

COVFEFE YOUR TIME IS NOW

>>127805638
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bO1agIlLlhg
>"I'm a civic natio-"

COFVEVE IS THE SIGNAL

ATTACK NOW

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OH SHIT WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS?

Hey shills, I can't sleep because I drank too much COVFEFE

Fefe > Cov

prove me wrong, you can't

>>127806081
>mistake

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>>127807538
covfefe down for one. you have to rebuild. its the covfefe thing to do ok.

>>127807661
WUZ

>>127806858
Sounds comfy desu

COFVEVE MEANS "ATTACK" IN RUSSIAN

>>127807717
KANGS

>>127807489
>BREAKING NEWS: President Trump invents new coded language to conspire with Russia that is also incredibly racist

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>>127807627

YES SIR

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is he kill?

>>127807661

NOSOTROS ERAMOS REYES Y LA MIERDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

(WE WUZ KINGZ AN SHIET)

>>127807717
COVFEFE

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>>127806142
>>AP: Trump asked world leaders to call him on his cell phone

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>>127807538
ctrl+alt+cofveve

SPICER RALLIES ARE NOW COVFEFES
>Y/N

>>127807177
*Update*: It was a fake gun, too; no word on the color or motive of the suspect

C O V F E F E C O V F E F E C O V F E F E C O V F E F E C O V F E F E C O V F E F E C O V F E F E C O V F E F E C O V F E F E C O V F E F E C O V F E F E C O V F E F E C O V F E F E C O V F E F E C O V F E F E C O V F E F E C O V F E F E C O V F E F E C O V F E F E C O V F E F E C O V F E F E C O V F E F E C O V F E F E C O V F E F E C O V F E F E C O V F E F E C O V F E F E C O V F E F E C O V F E F E C O V F E F E C O V F E F E C O V F E F E C O V F E F E C O V F E F E C O V F E F E C O V F E F E

>>127806618
>covfefe.jpg

QUICK,someone come up with a clever definition of COVFEFE for urban dictionary

COVERT PEPE MOVE OUT. KILL ALL NORMIES.

>>127807859
asadsas

>>127807806
I'm trying to figure out just how much the MSM will look into this and how much air time they'll give this.

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THIS IS HOW TRUMP KILLS THE RUSSIAN NARRATIVE

HE FUCKING DID IT

>>127806756
This is great. It's the 4chan candidate. Quit having standards. It's not like the government has had any since Reagan

www.reddit.com/r/covfefe/

>>127807251
not cov fe fee

>still hasn't deleted it
What does he mean by this?

a fefe is an improvised masturbation device
no idea what cov means

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>>127806771
I made this just for you anon, just for reminding me of that.

>>127807904
He was reading this thread about his extreme fame and decided to revel in it a bit.

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HOW DO YOU EVEN MAKE A TYPO LIKE COVFEFE

>>127807904
someone post the breaking news trump tweet picture

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>>127807661
my fucking sides

>>127805953
>>127805959
Covfefe is the anti pepe

>>127807859
COVFEFE: When you're in the middle of a tweet and your bitch wants to jump your bones.

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C O V F E F E

>>127807976
Oh that's great, thank you

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>>127807496
Been asleep since 2pm. What the fuck does this mean?

>>127807482
Gotta be productive in something to pay rent on the 1st.

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>>127807990

I think we're getting trolled by the OG shitposter

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THE DAY OF THE COVFEFE HAS ARRIVED, BROTHERS

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>>127808043
So sad.

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>COVFEFE
>COVert
>FEderal
>FEud
He's taking on the deep state behind the scenes! Is this the signal for help?

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>fuck up a tweet
>wait 30 min
>whole world will wait for the correction
this is the man we put in office, anons

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BTFO

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when you gimme covfefe i feel it inside that amalgamation my dude

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>covfefe
fucking kek, its 5:30 am here and I'm laughing at that typo

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Over under of hours CNN spends on this typo? I'm going with 11

>>127807228
Kek

>>127808001

He literally KANGposted. If that isn't a sign, then IDK what is.

>>127807859
covfefe: a group of hostile propagandist

>>127808043
>Not knowing what covfefe means in 2017

WHICH ONE OF YOU FAGGOTS IS THIS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pjw58CPnRNM

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Imagine that you were so important that making a single typo results in the whole world talking about

>>127807970
They got him. It's like a journal entry in a horror video game.

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>>127808191
I hope its not negative covfefe! that would prove trump right!

Covfefe is a word of power. Trump is about to unleash an eldritch horror on the world.

>>127808191
The ENTIRE corporate media is on the edge of their seat right now for a FUCKING TYPO. Brilliant.

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That's one way to get rid of a crying baby.

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>>127808043

>he doesn't know what covfefe means

What a lame-o loser

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IF
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SHITPOST
RIGHT
NOW


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH

C O V F E F E

>>127808137

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZGBdSQ1xyw

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kek

>>127808137
shut up wesley

>>127808304
I bet she wants to kill herself right now.

>>127807904
It's on CNN and Shareblue has a dozen spammers in this thread right now.

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Just as planned. The bait is working.

>>127808122
Foreign leaders are calling their staff to discuss the nature of the covfefe threat. Desperate phone calls from all over the world are trying to reach the Oval Office. Trump sits in his chair and laughs, they will know soon enough.

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Nightly reminder of treason.

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ohhhhhhhh shittttttt. steve bannon shitposted me earlier to research my sun tzu. is covfefe the ultimate art of strategy? am I witnessing an artist at work here?

>>127808278

SHUT THE FUCK UP NO ONE CARES ABOUT THAT ROASTIE WE ARE covfefeING NOW

>>127807251
>cov-fey fey
>not cov-fee-fee
What the fuck is wrong with you people

Okay. How long until COVFEFE trends number one worldwide?

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>>127808393
If she did the press would claim Trump killed her and demand a special prosecutor.

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>>127808304
NECKKKKKKK

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>mfw the covfefe post generates negative press coverage

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>>127808445
>Desperate phone calls from all over the world are trying to reach the Oval Office.
They should call his cell phone.

>>127808304
She's probably furious that she can't sweetiepost.

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>>127808393
THIS.
SO TRUE.

COVFEFE

>>127807538
Post covfefes

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>>127808369
>>127808137

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my covefefe is feel good now

>>127808412
Has CNN or MSNBC done an emergency news break to cover this yet?

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Hory shet, this is great

https://www.amren.com/archives/reports/anti-trump-hate-map/

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>>127808412
Never change mr president,...never change.

>>127808506

Less than an hour

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>>127808304
>>127808393

Oh sweetie, you think she's not shitposting?

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>the activation word will be "covfefe"

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>>127807806
THIS TWEET HAS BEEN UP FOR 27 MINUTES NOW.

I hate the press just as much as him but seriously what a fucking dumbass.

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GUYS I'M WATCHING GIFTED HANDS does /comfy/ben save these boys or what?!

Has the Comey hearing been scheduled yet?

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Is COVFEFE Trumo's secret word for executing Order 66?

>>127808603
>no way a staffer could make a mistake, amirite?

>>127808488

I pronounced it the second way.

Of course, I didn't find out I was pronouncing "kek" wrong until everyone made fun of that British kid who called into Nige's show for saying it wrong, so what do I know?

>>127808446
France is dead as a nation the Frenchmen that carry on will be the saviors or the final holdouts.

TURN ON CNN

>SOURCE: PRESIDENT LONELY, ANGRY

>>127808603
It's not the same as shitposting on his feed though, and she knows it.

EXECUTE PLAN COVFEFE

>>127808635
Sounds you don't like Covfefe.

>>127808603
This creature is so autistic.

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It is proncounced CAHV FEH FAY

>>127808603

She's so used to getting 10x that number of replies. Its like hitting the wall but I'm Twitter form. She must be devastated.

>>127807824
That's Spanish. If it were Portugalesse it would be 10x more illegible

>>127808646
I can`t comment on that on a public platform.

>>127808751
Most Jews and other semites are fucked in the head in general.

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>>127808603
>instead of retweeting she is taking screenshots and tweeting that
kek she is broken

Covfefe is Pepe's foreign cousin

>>127808724
this.

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NO COVFEFE FOR YOU SCRUMPFF

SCRUMPFFFF!

>>127808772
>not pronouncing it Cohv-Fee-Fee

>>127808635
>gobmint iz srs bizzness
Quit being such a sour grape and have fun, you nigger. Literally everyone is triggered right now

I say it as "cone-FEEF" in my head

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