FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE
CPD Dispatch Stream: http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
For Ambiance: https://soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro
BACK THE BLUE
Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
http://www.getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.
The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund:
http://www.cpdmemorial.org/fundraising/
TONIGHT:
>Drag Race between white charger and red commodore?
>being rerouted from a homicide to a domestic
>hispanic male in red shorts bashing doors and screaming satanism
>people chasing people through park with a dog
>urban male white screaming he'll stab black people
>Adult male selling kidneys(?)
>armed robbery 7/11
>kid kicked in the dick at school, nuts burst
>cops flirting with dispatcher
>drunk man pissing on parked cars in walmart parking lot (arrested)
>GANGBANGERS SHOOTING CALLER, 3 MALES BLACK CHASING AND SHOOTING AT BLACK MAN IN GREY HOODIE AND JOGGING PANTS
>Domestic violence call #44595965
>mother beating up son, son thrown off balcony
>2 male blacks fighting, pulling guns on each other firing guns in the air
>kids fighting at train station
>person with a gun dead on street corner.
>Drive by shooting on 7/11
>male white in adidas tracksuit robbing drug store
>female asian naked screaming at customers of restaurant
>white man being robbed by 2 black men
>Female asian robbed by 3 male blacks
>shots fired (2) in an ally, man in purple car driving away
>robbery, 3 male blacks, 1 female black robbing store
>5 white people attacking garbage bins
>3 shots fired in street nobody seen nuthin/then 5 people fighting in parking lot same location
>hobo cackling on scanner
>male black in army uniform trying to pass fake money
>4 male blacks kicking doors of business in, armed
>female aged 12 overdosing on prescription drugs at party
>3 people in grey Nissan having sex in front of callers home
Previous thread
>>118738762
First for Robert
>pink top, black leggings, slippers
Based leaf
A E S T H E T I C
Sassy dispatch <3
>>118749829
SHHHEEIIIIT, ROBERT. CHECK YOU MF KEEEYYS
>enjoy your lunch
comfy
the night is just starting get comfy boys
WE'VE HIT 4 MINUTES PAST THE WITCHING HOUR
real robert hours
>male voice screaming for help
>male voice screaming for help
I have a job interview tmrw but fuck sleep this shit is more important desu, I'll just have to load my ass with coffee Robert too may happenings right now.
>Male voice screaming for help
O shit reckless driver lads
>>118749958
>thot patrol is out tonight
this really makes me wish I was an american cop
>>118749995
We are just at 12:00AM local time. REAL NIGGA HOURS is just getting underway.
Hunker down, lads. We're about to get /comfy/
I fucking love these threads.
>>118750092
Just an average day in Chicago
>>118750152
Some woman threw up blood earlier.
Does new thread mean new round of bingo?
Woman just escaped the psych ward holding area.
>she's left a psyche ward 5 minutes ago
OH SHIT SOMEONE BROKE OUT OF THE PSYCHE WARD
>12:06 A.M.
>2242 listeners
>>118750195
Now one broke out the nut house
>>118750211
Yes. Hopefully some other OG Roberts will check in withthe rest of the set. We need all 5 to summon Robert.
>Semiautomatic handgun
yeee, nigga!
Did he just say automatic handgun?
Semi-Auto handgun robbery
SEMI AUTOMATIC HAND GUN
>cackling in the background
check yo' keys nigga!
Semi auto handgun...
Oy Vey goyim say it ain't so
>man with a handgun, stole a phone, $80 and a bunch of other shit
fuck that, /psg/ Chicago Asylum looks more fun
>black hoodie with nike symbol
just doin' it
NEIGHBOR OUT OF CONTROL AND THREATENING FAMILY
ATTN: ALL ROBERTS ON THIS NET
ATTN: ALL ROBERTS ON THIS NET
ATTN: ALL ROBERTS ON THIS NET
Old, fucked up pastebin:
https://pastebin.com/7YzHErpk
https://pastebin.com/7YzHErpk
If someone can make a new paste, or edit that one to include the "Previous thread" footer, and a link to the paste, that would be helpful. I am useless.
MISSING PERSON 2ND FLOOR APARTMENT
WOO LADS MANY HAPPENINGS
30 minutes until something good is going to happen.
hint: tanks
>>118749829
>whites
>attacking garbage bins
Confirmed antifa in Chiraq tonight.
>420
>>118750489
Batman must be the most Neurotic person
I'm so glad I don't live in the nog part of Chiraq.
Friend of mine is former CPD officer,he quit and now suffers PTSD .
i'm out too boys
nn
>>118750549
I don't think batman would survive Chicago. Chiraq makes Gotham look like Mayberry.
motion detectors going off?
>>118749829
>>118750538
Fuck, are we ever gonna have another tray and zimzam level event?
MOTION DETECTORS GOING OFF IN CATHEDRAL
>>118750768
a fucking cathedral lmao.
Does the United States of America still have the mob and such?
Soprano style and things of the sort?
>>118750768
Fuckers broke into a church and the alarm company is calling in.
>>118750780
almost a year on and i still think that should be Chiraq or Chicongo, not Chimpcongo
That was a long pause
>>118750780
>Dat sassy dispatch pinup
holy shit one song into the sound cloud and I'm in love
>>118750839
Yes
>crackheads with a baby
two white bitches with a stroller a trolling for drugs
god DAMN.
>>118750801
>>118750818
>>118750886
DEUS VULT
CRUSADE THESE FUCKS
>crackheads with a baby in a stroller
>>118750801
>inb4 it's nightcrawler
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLOMdddg11A
>Hurting for drugs
Top kek, poor kid tho
Goodnight /pol/
>Babies and druggies
Awww yis
>>118750963
What do they do nowadays?
Clubs, gambling, cathouses?
>>118751007
Night robert
>>118750839
Yeah but they're not what they used to be.
a man shot in leg. lmfao
>man was shot in the leg
Has the sexy Irish lass been on yet? She's my favorite dispatcher from last year's threads.
SHOT IN THE LEG
was that a man shot in the lake or man shot in the leg?
>>118750949
Ambient /CPD/ streaming is the best way to get comfy. This shit needs a soundtrack.
SOMEONE LOG HIM OFF NOW
>>118751144
AND YOU'RE TO BLAME
Man shot in leg
Is it okay with you lads if I fall asleep to the feed while just lurking?
Fucking Chicago is nuts.
>>118751154
leg.
>>118751144
>>118751113
>>118751122
WE GOT US A GIMP, LADS!
>>118751214
I'm thinking I may do that as well.
>>118751191
YOU GIVE CHIRAQ, A BAD NAME
>>118751214
Literally doing that now, so comfy, sleep is calling
>>118751098
Iirc mostly vice. Drugs hookers human trafficking etc. The glory days of gentlemen Mafia are over.
newfag here, what does the 'robert' callsign mean?
>>118751390
"Relief", callsign of all overnight shift cars.
>>118751348
10-4, Robert.
>>118751259
>>118751340
I'll be thinking about you anons. Sleep tight :3
same time tomorrow boys
No baby, just a pile of laundry.
pile of laundry in stroller?
>no baby in the stroller, just laundry
JUST A PILE OF LAUNDRY
>>118751390
It's the third watch. So if you were a cop your callsign would be [your car number] + Robert
>>118751390
It means literally one guy that everyone reports to. Legend says he's the best
>>118751427
thanks anon. are there any other important callsigns i should know to make understanding the chatter simpler?
>>118751390
>>118751427
Robert is the police phonetic for "roger"
Robert Wilco = Roger Will Comply
>>118751468
Night robert
>>118751541
Theres a baby in a dryer somewhere in chicago.
DAMN GAYS
ok
>>118751452
Nn Robert
>>118751581
What is this, a guide for ants?
>>118751581
>EX IN THE HALLWAY
>VIOLATING THE ORDER OF PROTECTION
Aw shit, Girl's about to get Bateman'd
Imagine how fucked up Chicago is that the dispatchers don't give a fuck about a dude who GOT SHOT IN THE LEG
>>118751581
my bad
>homo domestic
Slap fight!
>>118751592
I would bet in multiple subjects of this kind, dark complexion, Robert.
>2 male blacks in Nike gear with handguns
>>118751507
TELL ME ABOUT ROBERT!!! WHY DOES HE RESPOND TO THE CALLS? LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A HIRED COP!!!
>>118751705
>black male
>6 feet tall
>160 pounds
nigga do you even lift?
>when you violate the protection agreement
>>118751767
Naw, dey built fo speed, nigguh. gotta go fass!
>[muffled laughing cop]
>>118751694
word on the street is that he's a big guy
screaming on the L?
RICKY NO
ROSE IS A HOT MESS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ricky the drug user is on parole
>is S U S P I C I O U S
>HOT MESS
>>118751851
>>118751761
Mean for this oops
>drug user on parole
>Yeah we know Rose
lol
$80 Ricky is OD'd, any takers?
>hot mess
>yeah we know rose, she's kinda a hot mess
>>118751888
She sure is
Ricky on drugs agian
Did they just say screaming in an alley?
>>118751865
The "L" is a commuter train.
SAVE RICKY, ROBERT! HE WAS JUST FIXING TO TURN HIS LIFE AROUND
>check on my ex i haven't heard from him inafew hours
ffs
>ricky
>Rose is a hot mess
>>118751919
$100 on high and combative.
>>118751865
Thought they said in the alley.
>L
Elevated train.
>>118751946
10-4.
>Dale is holding a male for trying to steal liquor
>>118751673
>JULY 4TH
WE WAS STEALIN LIKKUHHH
>>118751946
Screaming on the L Train I think
>>118751888
sad!
shopkeeper nabbed a cunt trying to steal booze
>[muffled Apu shouting]
>>118750211
Oh shit, I was the person who made these.
So fucking happy to see some threads again, Chicago has been getting worse and worse. heyjackass.com predictions put this year already trending worse than 2016.
>>118749829
>Urban white guy with a knife screaming about killing black people
/board
>thank you
>you're welcome
CPD is nice
>>118752004
YEAH, NIGGA!
You just know they're going to be shooting fireworks at the cops again this year.
>>118752062
>>118752062
good
more entertainment for me from my comfy home
>>118751980
I'll raise you $65 on the grounds that it becomes suicide by cop. This gon be gud
>>118752116
this is for friday, save the date
>>118751556
>Robert Wilco
Cops missed a perfect opportunity to make a Space Quest reference.
>>118752155
and weekend
>>118752178
last one!
>>118752062
Kek, gods work, keep em coming
10-4
>implying everything is alright
setting the mood
>>118752062
>>118752116
AWESOME! someone has the missing cards! WE'RE GETTING THE BAND BACK TOGETHER!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24hB9Phwnnw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24hB9Phwnnw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24hB9Phwnnw
PERSON WITH A GUN
>FIGHTING THE BARTENDER
>>118752062
Based. Chicago threads are so comfy.
>PERSON WIFF A GUN
GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN
>BLACK MALE
>male black fighting a bartender has a gun
>male black in a red jacket with a gun fighting the bartender
>employee calling it in
>male black fighting bartender
>with a gun
pottery
Black guy wearing a red jacket?
Male black HAS A GUN
>fighting a bartender with a gun
>Tuesday night
wew
so many guns for a gun free city
MALE BLACK, the arch-nemesis of ROBERT.
>>118752327
Chicago should be razed.
>>118752155
>>118752116
>>118752062
>>118752194
>>118752178
>>118752327
tbf I'm pretty drunk but I just turned in my final paper yesterday and have to enjoy at least one day before diving into exams.
These guys are so nice to each other.
>>118752098
DAS RITE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biAVdBLbZJM
SOMEONE CALL THAT NUMBER
call in the choppers dindus are robbin beer stores and pulling guns on bartenders
Is there a radio for a small city in Alaska or something?
I'm intrigued.
>>118752477
>a robert FOR ants.JPG
reminder
>>118752496
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/
go nuts
did i just hear someone yelling for help?
>>118752496
https://www.muni.org/Departments/police/PressReleases/Pages/PubliccanAccessAPDScannerOnline.aspx
>>118752194
>dodge durango
lel, police in minneapolis sent out an amber alert for one today.
here's the best and only shooting tracker I've found
http://heyjackass.com
>>118752539
Please Kek, I need this. /CPD/ will reach peak comfy if we're listening to the NG and FBI rolling through Chiraq.
>>118752580
Probably.
these are going to be top threads when Trump sends in the Feds to back up our dear Robert
They're so nice to each other it's kinda cute
Chicago is fucked.
>Erratic female
Long night for Robert
>Erratic
>Causing trouble
I hope Robert is ok and getting enough sleep
>>118752456
I will whats #?
Crazy schitzo, dis gon b gud
>>118752653
>feds sent in
>watch the streams of marching cops mowing down niggers
>hear the celebration on the radio
>erratic female
crazy bitches causing a ruckus
>>118752636
Their "shot in the junk" stats really make you think.
I'm new to police scanner threads, who the fuck is Robert?
>yes I am autistic
>>118752713
Robert sleeps during the day
>Chicago
>All the crime of NYC except even colder temperatures
>>118752770
Code for relief, the last shift of the day. When the Roberts come out the crimes go up
>>118752636
>http://heyjackass.com
>shot in the head
>29 wounded
>>118752736
>Robert has a giant retirement party the entire nighwatch is invited to
Sounds like fun
>>118752770
He is the hero Chicago needs, but doesn't deserve. His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a perfidious criminal mastermind.
Each night, they battle for the fate of Chi-town.
>>118749829
>I'm new to police scanner threads, who the fuck is Robert?
>>yes I am autistic
Its a designation given to reserve cars. Robert 1, Robert 2 etc. Means a busy night.
>>118752727
Didn't write it down shit. Did anybody write it?
>>118752827
Actually in 2016 Chicago had more homicides than NYC and L.A. combined.
>>118752770
Robert is police phonetic for "received" or "roger"
Robert Wilco = Received Will Comply
Charlie = copy
i gotta fuck off and make the commute home from work
same time tomorrow, mates
>>118752827
+lake effect snow
>>118752770
This is Robert
>>118752857
>http://heyjackass.com
fuck. can someone add this to the pastebin?
https://pastebin.com/7YzHErpk
https://pastebin.com/7YzHErpk
>>118752941
By the time you get home shit will really be hitting the fan. Check back in.
Shootings Scoreboard:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
Hey fellas!
Can someone give me a quick rundown on this general? First time seeing it, seems interesting.
Is this like /sg/ for police happenings in US? What areas? Who is Robert?
pic unrelated, super stale OC
>>118752998
>>118752998
>>118753051
These were the links I couldn't find earlier, too. that is the best stream for these threads.
>>118753051
police codes
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
Under the porch break in
>>118753167
THE SEWERNIGGERS ARE BEGINNING THEIR ASSAULT OF THE ABOVE GROUND WORLD!
>>118753131
>Is this like /sg/ for police happenings in US?
If Syria had radio we could listen to yes
>What areas?
Chicago
>Who is Robert?
The hero of Chiraq
>Someone threw a brick through the caller's window
Brick through the caller window
Beware flying bricks
>>118753207
Top kek
I always wondered, can you listen in on cops with your car radio set to AM/FM or is it encrypted?
How is this city still standing?
"you're welcome"
CUTE
>>118753321
By sheer will of the democrats
> 2328 west congress
I love google.
>>118753321
Robert will not let it fall.
>>118753306
different radio band
you can get them on walkie talkies though
>>118753379
UHF?
>>118752575
>>118752629
Thanks.
>>118753366
That's a newer looking shithole.
>>118753321
That is a good question that I do not have the answer to.
>and a black guy shooting
Is this obligatory at the end of every transmission in Chicago?
Hit and run black man ran over two people
>>118753306
Yes, but not through your car stereo. You will need a police scanner (and antenna) which can be bought at radioshack? or pawn shop/online
H I T A N D R U N
I
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A
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D
R
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>>118752932
Roger Wilco
Not robert.
And no. It's not phonetic. Its the designation of reserve cars.
>>118753462
Even the rats are newer looking
EMERGENCY BUTTON
>>118753462
It's in chicago, it's all a shithole!
> You hit your emergency button again?
H-Happening?
>>118753543
Gotta love Space Quest
>You hit your emergency button again
kek
>>118753539
SHINY AND CHROME NIGGA
>>118752932
And Charlie is "C". Not copy.
INEBRIATED
SHANNAH
>tfw some of the sirens i'm hearing outside my window every 10 minutes are the cops being monitored by this very thread
I'M IN THE HEART OF IT
WHERE IS SHE?
WHERE IS SHANA?
SHE'S IN THE STATION
>Shawna
such a white trash name
Au revoir, Shoshanna!
>Drunk bitch on the street corner
>was in the car with her drunk sister "shana"
>was involved in an accident
>Dispatch calls over to the disorderly party Robert
>Is your person a "shana"
>She's in the station already
keeeeeeek
>and he's been drinking
Fantastic.
BEEN DRINKING
>>118753666
LEAVE CHIRAQ IN PEACE, SATAN!
>Hey, one of you assholes call for an ambulance, over here? What da fuck?
>>118753708
Find her and throw her in PC for the night
>>118753771
>>118753745
who hasn't?
YES THEY DID.
>drinking
>inebriated
>drunk
I'm sensing a pattern.
>>118753812
So sassy.
>>118753820
Like being drunk causes people to do stupid shit? I. Am. Shocked.
>>118753811
Robert never drinks
>>118753812
Good morning fellow bong
>>118753812
Sassy dispatcher is best dispatcher.
>>118753666
omg...you gonna die tonight kek wills it..
>quality of life
QUALITY OF LIFE
What he mean by this?
>>118753903
She really is.
>party is playing music, screaming, the caller is unable to sleep
>Loud music
Time to remove
>tfw loud music keeps you from sleeping but gunfire is just crickets chirping in chicago
>>118753892
Only after sunrise
>>118753898
Marnin'. These yanks and their police, such fun.
CAR RAN INTO A GARRAGE
>>118754003
Beat cop philosopher.
CAR RAN INTO GARAGE
FIRE! WE GOT A FIRE, BOYS!
Who put that garage there?
>>118754067
Remember last year with all the garage fires?
>>118754003
Asshole neighbors
Sleep tight nigger
>>118754101
Garage fires, dumpster fires, crack house fires, car fires, people burning shit in the roads, in alleys, on rooftops, we had it all.
>>118754095
PRINCIPALS OFFICE
>>118754101
Too many happenings last year
U-HAULS
PERMANENT RECORD
The LA feed, cop sounds exhausted, there's also a female cop that seems to be answering most of the time.
Baking Robert
>>118754095
If digits a nigger burns to death.
Kek wills it.
>White mustang
wew, LAPD seems to be doing work.
Can someone post a guide to all the codes they're saying?
>>118753306
It's illegal to have a scanner in your car in most states.
>>118754295
>Version 2
I upgraded this Ryan. This is his final JUST form.
>uniform adjustment
>>118754295
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
SOMEBODY NEEDS TO CHECK THEY KEYS!
>chrrrch
>>118754354
gotta keep looking fresh
CHECK YO KEYS ROBERTS
check yo keys
Fuckin' scrub with his hot mic.
I'm attempting to beat off in my uni bathroom
Someone make a new thread
>watch yo keys
[keying intensifies]
WHACH YOUR KEYS
THE FUCKING KEYS ARE OPEN
>>118754351
Thank you based anon
CHECK YOUR KEYS
CHECK YOUR PARTNER'S KEYS
CHEAK YOUR KEYS
Man, how hard is it to check your damn keys?
CHECK YOUR KEYS
>>118754428
>>118754428
>>118754428
>>118754428
CHECK YOUR KEYS
>>118754428
>>118754428
>>118754428
>>118754428
>>118754428
WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST CHECK THEM?
>>118754351
>
INCIDENT:
1 DISTURBANCE - PUBLIC
2 DISTURBANCE - TEENAGERS
3 DISTURBANCE - DRUNK
4 DISTURBANCE - NOISE
5 DISTURBANCE - OTHER STREET
6 ILLEGAL PARKING
7 SICK REMOVAL
8 INJURED PERSON
9 PERSON DOWN
10 ANIMAL BITE
*10-1 EMERGENCY-OFFICER NEEDS HELP
*10-4 ACKNOWLEDGE - 2 OFFICER UNIT
*10- 99 ACKNOWLEDGE - 1 OFFICER UNIT
11 SUSPICIOUS PERSON
12 CALLING FOR HELP
13 LOST PERSON FOUND
14 ALARM
15 AMBULANCE
16 FIRE CALL
17 ESCORT
18 TRAFFIC ACCIDENT
19 OTHER MISC. INCIDENT
>ADAM -- NOT BONA FIDE INCIDENT
BOY --- NO PERSON FOUND
CHARLES - NO SUCH ADDRESS
DAVID - NO POLICE SERVICE NECESSARY
EDWARD-PERPETRATOR GONE ON POLICE ARRIVAL
FRANK - PEACE RESTORED
GEORGE - ADVISED WARRANT
HENRY -- ADVISED TO RE-CONTACT POLICE IF REPEATED
IDA --- REMOVED TO HOSPITAL
JOHN -- RETURNED TO HOME OR FAMILY
KING -- TAKEN TO DISTRICT STATION
LINCOLN - INFORMATION REPORT SUBMITTED
MARY -- ISSUED TRAFFIC CITATION
NORA -- ISSUED NON-TRAFFIC SUMMONS
OCEAN - ADVISED LEGAL HELP
PAUL -- OTHER POLICE SERVICE
ROBERT -- ARREST MADE
XRAY -- MISCELLANEOUS REPORT
YOUNG -- ANIMAL BITE REPORT
>>118754295
CHECK YO KEYS
FUCKING ROB, CHECK YOUR KEYS
GUN
>>118754533
witnessed
Wellness check
Be well anon
This might help with some of the codes.
When you're listening to a zone, for example, the officer will give his beat number "1431" or "31" for short if they know which one of the two districts on that zone they are talking to...are either the daytime (2nd watch) or evening/afternoon cars which are 3rd watch. 1st watch cars or midnight cars have the R after their #. It stands for relief. When they get a call or a job as its called, if no report is made etc. they may just give a disposition code which is the type of incident as a number followed by a letter which is what they did, found, etc or how it was handled.
=========================
CHICAGO POLICE DEPARTMENT REPORTING CODES:
INCIDENT:
1 DISTURBANCE - PUBLIC
2 DISTURBANCE - TEENAGERS
3 DISTURBANCE - DRUNK
4 DISTURBANCE - NOISE
5 DISTURBANCE - OTHER STREET
6 ILLEGAL PARKING
7 SICK REMOVAL
8 INJURED PERSON
9 PERSON DOWN
10 ANIMAL BITE
*10-1 EMERGENCY-OFFICER NEEDS HELP
*10-4 ACKNOWLEDGE - 2 OFFICER UNIT
*10- 99 ACKNOWLEDGE - 1 OFFICER UNIT
11 SUSPICIOUS PERSON
12 CALLING FOR HELP
13 LOST PERSON FOUND
14 ALARM
15 AMBULANCE
16 FIRE CALL
17 ESCORT
18 TRAFFIC ACCIDENT
19 OTHER MISC. INCIDENT
POLICE ACTION TAKEN:
ADAM -- NOT BONA FIDE INCIDENT
BOY --- NO PERSON FOUND
CHARLES - NO SUCH ADDRESS
DAVID - NO POLICE SERVICE NECESSARY
EDWARD-PERPETRATOR GONE ON POLICE ARRIVAL
FRANK - PEACE RESTORED
GEORGE - ADVISED WARRANT
HENRY -- ADVISED TO RE-CONTACT POLICE IF REPEATED
IDA --- REMOVED TO HOSPITAL
JOHN -- RETURNED TO HOME OR FAMILY
KING -- TAKEN TO DISTRICT STATION
LINCOLN - INFORMATION REPORT SUBMITTED
MARY -- ISSUED TRAFFIC CITATION
NORA -- ISSUED NON-TRAFFIC SUMMONS
OCEAN - ADVISED LEGAL HELP
PAUL -- OTHER POLICE SERVICE
ROBERT -- ARREST MADE
XRAY -- MISCELLANEOUS REPORT
YOUNG -- ANIMAL BITE REPORT
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New thread?