/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - QUALITY OF LIFE EDITION

KEYS checked

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COMMERCIAL ALARM! WE GOT ANOTHER B&E BOYS!!

Robert checked his keys.

We gotta decide on whether it's going to be /cpd/ or /psg/. People need to know what to search.

Personally I'm for /psg/ because I assume some nights we'll be listening to streams other than Chicago, but I could be wrong.

Watch your keys

> no punished Robert picture with "ALL YOU HAD TO DO IS CHECK YOUR KEYS"

GUN

>>118754568
I need someone to fix the pastebin to reflect the change. We have more links to add too, from the old /cpd/ threads.

MAN WITH A GUN

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What's everyone snacking on?

>>118754568
Yeah, it's just Chicago is such a clusterfuck. There's constantly some sort of nightmarish shenanigans going on there.

GUN
U
N

>>118754568
I like /cpd/ because Chicago is the best of the best as far as murder rate goes and that way we don't have to learn a bunch of different codes

>>118754428
>http://www.getbehindthevest.org/
How much does each vest cost?
Also, is this directed to the State to control the funds or is it a police officer organization?

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LETS GET SOME HAPPENINGS

>on this, March 29th 2017

Cop doing his announcer routine.

>>118754682

I guess I might be biased because I was in for the original Detroit threads and still miss the jadedness of the police of that doomed city.

Q521478 - ill plate

>>118754732
Aussie anon who compiled at OP here.
I'd vote /cpd/

Gippsland will be in aus/pol/ and LA can be here as well but Chicago is the main subject

>>118754733
it's operated by the CPD memorial foundation, a non-profit that takes care of CPD's needs...and memorials for fallen officers.

http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings

Christ theres literally 100+ shooting victims there within this week alone

These threads will never live up to the night the cubs won.

>>118754934
Shootings=\deaths
Nigers can't aim for shit

how the fuck do they understand over the static sounds? are they listening with headsets or do they just get used to it?

>>118754649

Just have some waters, what about you?

>>118754733
A good vest costs under 500 bucks.

>>118755015
that's what happens when you hold your gun sideways

>>118755015
Shooting sideways is all they know

>>118755037
It only sounds like that to us

>>118755015
They learn how to shoot from rap videos.

>>118754911
>>118755070
Thanks for answering.

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>>118755077
>>118755114

>>118755037
You get used to it. The dispatcher where's a headset so that helps. But yeah, gotta learn how to filter the noise.

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NEW PASTEBIN TEXT IF SOMEONE WANTS TO UPLOAD/CURATE:

/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - (EDITION) EDITION -OR- /PSG/ - POLICE SCANNER GENERAL THREAD - (EDITION) EDITION

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
https://soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro


CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings Scoreboard:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/

>>Shootings Tracker:
http://heyjackass.com

BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
http://www.getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund:
http://www.cpdmemorial.org/fundraising/

TONIGHT:
(INSERT RECENT HAPPENINGS HERE)
(INSERT RECENT HAPPENINGS HERE)

PASTEBIN: (PASTE LINK)

PREVIOUS THREAD:

>>118754970
won what

>>118755015
>can't aim for shit
Nah, Chicago ER doctors are miracle workers. It's amazing the people they manage too patch up simply because they have so much experience treating GSW's.

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>mfw going to Chicago this week for the CPD exam
Can't wait to check my key because theres an open mic

>>118755279
Thank you anon

>>118755281
The Super Bowl you fuckstick

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I'm going to bed. G'night Robert

>>118755335
ten four, Robert.

>>118755281
Are you retarded?

>>118755318
good luck anon

I want to drive the paddy wagon.

>>118755437
Night robert

>>118754682
you're right, it is. I feel like listening to Chicago scanner is the epitome however of public police scanners, maybe in the future, different cities can have "themes" as >>118754568 raises a good point

like /CPD/ "AUSTIN VERSION"

>>118755440
Don't forget CHECK YO KEYS
10-4 ROBERT

SHOTS FIRED

SHOTS FIRED

>>118755318
Never forget your roots Anon, come back to us and tell us of your exploits using long winded greentext.

May kek protect you.

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This might help with some of the codes.

When you're listening to a zone, for example, the officer will give his beat number "1431" or "31" for short if they know which one of the two districts on that zone they are talking to...are either the daytime (2nd watch) or evening/afternoon cars which are 3rd watch. 1st watch cars or midnight cars have the R after their #. It stands for relief. When they get a call or a job as its called, if no report is made etc. they may just give a disposition code which is the type of incident as a number followed by a letter which is what they did, found, etc or how it was handled.
=========================

CHICAGO POLICE DEPARTMENT REPORTING CODES:

INCIDENT:

1 DISTURBANCE - PUBLIC
2 DISTURBANCE - TEENAGERS
3 DISTURBANCE - DRUNK
4 DISTURBANCE - NOISE
5 DISTURBANCE - OTHER STREET
6 ILLEGAL PARKING
7 SICK REMOVAL
8 INJURED PERSON
9 PERSON DOWN
10 ANIMAL BITE
*10-1 EMERGENCY-OFFICER NEEDS HELP
*10-4 ACKNOWLEDGE - 2 OFFICER UNIT
*10- 99 ACKNOWLEDGE - 1 OFFICER UNIT
11 SUSPICIOUS PERSON
12 CALLING FOR HELP
13 LOST PERSON FOUND
14 ALARM
15 AMBULANCE
16 FIRE CALL
17 ESCORT
18 TRAFFIC ACCIDENT
19 OTHER MISC. INCIDENT
POLICE ACTION TAKEN:

ADAM -- NOT BONA FIDE INCIDENT
BOY --- NO PERSON FOUND
CHARLES - NO SUCH ADDRESS
DAVID - NO POLICE SERVICE NECESSARY
EDWARD-PERPETRATOR GONE ON POLICE ARRIVAL
FRANK - PEACE RESTORED
GEORGE - ADVISED WARRANT
HENRY -- ADVISED TO RE-CONTACT POLICE IF REPEATED
IDA --- REMOVED TO HOSPITAL
JOHN -- RETURNED TO HOME OR FAMILY
KING -- TAKEN TO DISTRICT STATION
LINCOLN - INFORMATION REPORT SUBMITTED
MARY -- ISSUED TRAFFIC CITATION
NORA -- ISSUED NON-TRAFFIC SUMMONS
OCEAN - ADVISED LEGAL HELP
PAUL -- OTHER POLICE SERVICE
ROBERT -- ARREST MADE
XRAY -- MISCELLANEOUS REPORT
YOUNG -- ANIMAL BITE REPORT

===================================

newark nj anon here, my alarm clock every morning is police sirens

Shots fired at a party yee boi

>>118755540

Until someone forces their girlfriend to drink motor oil, Chicago will always lack a certain something for me.

>SHOTS FIRED
AYYYYYY

SHOT FIRED

MALE WHITE ALL BLACK WITH A GUN

MADMAN

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white male with gun! praise be its a bounty hunter.

>>118755290
>>118755077
It probably counts the disproportionate amount of NDs that happen because they carry their glocks in waist bands and end up bleeding out because they shot them selves in the leg and severed an artery

>>118754428
>>118754649
Damn you anon I was going to lurk a few mins and sleep but then I saw this for the first time and its intriguing af now I cant stop listening.

>>118755488
>>118755590
Thank you, anons. When I get on the job I can't imagine the pics/stories I will have for /pol/. Just hope I make the long process/probation period.

>>118755695
/pol/ is on the streets

BATTERY IN PROGRESS

YEEEEEEEAH BUDDY

>>118755725
Self inflicted NDs happen a lot.

>BATTERY IN PROGRESS

>>118755724

BASED STICK GUY?

>>118755623
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/03/08/chicago-woman-charged-with-murder-after-allegedly-forcing-boyfriend-to-drink-bleach.html

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>>118755623
Last year in these threads there was a black guy snatching women from a sewer hole and a guy dual wielding a sledgehammer and a broom handle

>>118755623
>Until someone forces their girlfriend to drink motor oil
Jesus Christ, man. Wasn't that scene from Fast 7 Furious?

>>118755829
>(BIG SIP)

SLOW IT DOWN, ROBERT

>>118755818
Based gun guy

>>118755847

Literally happened in Detroit back in 2014.

http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/%22live%20in%20the%20motor%20city%22/

>>118755735
Time to get /comfy/ with us leaf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbKp8OV6F64

>>118755847
No, magnum force did it first and it happened in the 2014 Detroit threads

does any one have the clip of the dallas cops radio after the blm shooting? where the cop says theres a fight on the soccer field, give them all red cards and has a good chuckle

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It's just 1AM local time, remember that. We're just getting to decent levels of comfy.

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>>118755829

>CHOOO CHOOOOOOOOOO

Did...did someone just AWOOOOOOO on the scanner?

CHOO CHOO

Did someone just CHOO CHOO?

>>118755954
>>118755986
Detroit is a shithole, too. Good lord.

>CHOO CHOO

Who the fuck is on the radio?

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Coming up on really real nigga hours now

O-ok

What the fuck is happening

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>>118756249
Time to clean my guns.

ITS REAL QUIET

SLOW DOWN

Does slow it down mean slow the cruisers?

Did Robert check his keys?

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>It's quiet
>Too quiet

HIDING UPSTAIRS

>>118756376
>Does slow it down mean slow the cruisers?
Yes, to back off of pursuit speeds, and return to normal flow of traffic.

DRUNK PEOPLE LOCKED OUT

FIRING IN THE CLUB

>SHOOTING UP THE CLUB
YEAH NIGGA WORLDSTAAAAAAR

OFFICERS DEAD????

>>118756549
No

>>118756549
Officer saying*

SERVE AND PROTECT THE DONUTS

>DISTURBANCE AT THE DUNKIN DONUTS
CALLING ALL ROBERTS

CALLING ALL ROBERTS

RALLY AT DUNKIN DONUTS

DUMPSTER FIRE

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>>118756342
>dat SIG P320
nice. think the next handgun I get will be a Beretta or SIG

>MULTIPLE FUCKING DUMPSTER FIRES

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

STRAY DUMPSTERS ON FIRE

DUMPSTERS ON FIRE

Dumpster is on fire? Wtf?

3 dumpsters on fire

THREE WHITES MASTERBATING
AT DUNKEN DONUTS

WHAT?

>>118756535
Gave me a very loud laugh at that

ALL UNITS TO DUNKIN DONUTS

STOLEN CAR NIGGUH

This is my first time in this thread even though I've seen them

Are things ALWAYS this poppin?

>>118756738
Antifa are in town
Earlier reports of 5 white males trashing bins

>>118756836

It's a Tuesday night, anon.

Things get MUCH more lit than this.

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>>118756721
SIG is love, SIG is life.

>>118756836
after midnight, yessir.

>>118756836
Yes.
Summer is starting

>>118756670
>>118756792
Omfg this is too much /comfy/

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>>118756836
It's actually kinda quiet right now. Wait for nice warm summer nights on Friday and shit.

L U N C H

U

N

C

H

>A NEW DOMESTIC
>WANTS THE KIDS OUT BEFORE THEY START FIGHTING

>>118756917
In the heat of June, July, and August the good shit goes down.

>>118756917
U-HAULS

Is it pretty cold in Chicago right now?

>A male peed on her

A male peed on her!

A MALE PEED ON HER

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A MALE PEED ON HER

MALE PEED ON HER

WOW

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>MALE PEED ON HER

PEE PEE ASSAULT

MALE PEED ON HER

>>118756880
Weekends get crunk.

>>118756897
>>118756985
The summer weekends are the nastiest

>WOMAN GOT ASSAULTED

MALE PEE ON HER
ASSULT

>she says he peed on her
>...is that battery?

PEE PEE
POO POO

>>118757137
Kek

RASHODO BILLINGS

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PEEE PEEE

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POO POO PEE PEE

OMG Did she just say M like Mancy?

>>118757172
He's the niggest hobbit in the shire.

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>>118757137
i imagine that would be sexual assalt

This radio is quite calming to listen to

>>118756917
>>118756985

Can't wait

How often are these threads up?

How many of you anons understand everything they're saying at this point?

>>118756884
carry ammo Gold Dots?

I want a .45 220 so bad.

>>118757246
In the summer

We need another sewer nigger.

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>>118757246
This is the first night since last summer. Weirder shit happens in warm weather. I provide the bingo cards.

>>118757244
I can fall asleep to this shit.

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Bumping this - wish I could stay up as this is awesome. Thanks for the comfy thread

>>118757325
This is not the first time this year

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>>118757292
180gr. Federal HSTs

>>118757246

This is the first one of the year. Things slack off during winter, but an Aussie started posting some of the stories from tonight and I thought now was as good a time of any to start them up again.

Hopefully they'll be nightly, assuming people have the motivation to post them.

>>118757365
10-4, good night, Robert.

>>118757246
Just keep listening you will get the hang of it. Used to have nightly Robert threads. Trust this shit gets good around 2-3 am weekends

>>118757325
Do I get an ultra rare pepe if I win?

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>>118757410
I'd still like to find someone to curate the pastebin. I don't have an account. The current version is here:

>>118755279
>>118755279
>>118755279

HONKING HORN

>>118757482

I can't remember if I have an account or not. If I made one I never use it.

HONKING THE HORN
MALE HISPANIC

KIA 4 DOOR

MALE BLACK CIRCLEING AROUND

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>>118755595

Thanks anon.

>>118757548
10-4 ROBERT

MALE BLACK strikes again!! Go, Robert!

>>118757482
I'll keep the text file live until we can find someone to put it up where it can be maintained.

>>118757578
It was a hispanic no?

I hope chicago's summer will be the most amazing spectacle of violence in its history

>>118757515
>>118757515

this was supposed to link to (You)
>>118757626
>>118757626


>SLOW IT D O W N

>>118757627

He was very suspicious

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>>118757456
Maybe

>>118757627
two different reports

SLOW IT DOWN

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>>118757627
different calls. one was the spic, the other was MALE BLACK.

I would have thought major US cities would be on digital encrypted comms.

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DETECTIVE DAY ON THE CASE

>>118757801
10-4 Robert

>>118757786
That would infringe upon freedom of the press I think

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>>118757385
>HSTs
good choice. Anything you don't like about the 320?
>>118757670
131 murders since 2017 begun. Have a feeling this summer is going to be violent as fuck.

>>118757690

Yeah I have a copy too just in case.
Just confirmed I don't have a Pastebin account. May try to make one tomorrow.

>>118757786
The stream isn't capturing over air. it's dispatch. Our governments make a lot of stuff insanely public.
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763

Good night Roberts. Stay comfy.

>>118757935
10-4, Robert, take care.

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>>118754428
>>5 white people attacking garbage bins
antifa confirmed in Chicommiego
kek

TWO MALE BLACKS THREATENING EACH OtHER SHOOTING
DRUNK BLACKS

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>>118757934
>Anything you don't like about the 320?
It is double stack, so too THICC for light-weight summer carry.
>That's why I have an Honor Guard

>>118757983

I thought it was one male one female.

>>118757934
What bothers me is when they transmit people's personal information over the air in the clear. I regularly hear Social Security Numbers.

>>118757934
Thank God it's public

>>118757935
Check yo keys
Robert

>>118757935
10-4 Robert

WE GOT A CHASE

FOOT CHASE

FOOT CHASE

>>118757786

Illinois has zero budget and all niggers.

>>118757924
>>118757924

this is supposed to link to you:
>>118758002
>>118758002


>ONE FEMALE JUMPED OUT OF THE TRUCK
GET THAT BITCH ROBERT!! FOOT PURSUIT

F O O T

P U R S U I T

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> HEAR ADDRESS FOR MAN SITTING INFRONT OF BANK FOR 2 HOURS IN WHITE CHRYSTLER

> GO TO GOOGLE STREET VIEW FOR A GANDER

> SEE THIS

FEMALE JUMPED OUT
COP GOING IN ALLY

This policeman is out of breath.

Follow the trail of weave Robert!!!

COP OUT OF BREATH

>*heavy breathing intensifies*

CPD needs to work on their cardio.

>>118758129
...He's been there a little longer than 2 hours, it seems.

SHE OUTRAN HIM

IN THE ALLY

>>118757871

Police forces in Australia are moving to fully encrypted comms.

Too much personal information gets shared and crims also have the advantage of listening to police movements and activity (ie the location of stinger sites if they're being pursued)

Too much donut, not enough cardio

>>118754428
OP is a hero!

We supporting the boys in blue in that nightmare city? God bless you faggots, God bless CPD.

>>118758255
10-4 Robert

>>118758255
Robert is the shining light in the city of darkness.

>>118755114
You'd be surprised. Some of these fuckers fight like its a war (nogs I mean)

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>>118758129
>>118758189

The dispatcher they have on now has a really cute voice.

Im so fuckin happy these threads are back. Kek bless the Roberts

hahahahahahahahaha drunk bitch got locked in the gas station

HE LOCKED HIM IN THERE

>>118758366
SASSY
A
S
S
Y

stealing food from gas station, attendant locked them in there. caged animals incoming.

>>118758418
Kek 10-4 Robert

OFFICER IN ALLEY IN NEED OF OXYGEN

>>118758366
She sounds like a T H O T T Y but in a good way

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>>118754649
roasted salted almonds
the expiration date is november 2016

>>118758002
>It is double stack, so too THICC for light-weight summer carry.
I'm a big guy so that wouldn't be an issue. I heard SIG mags and shit can get pricey but other than that people like them, especially the 320.

Someone with a knife, drunk tenant dispute

PERSON WITH A KNIFE 2 TENANTS HAVING A DISPUTE

Just got home
you still want the old OP from last july?

KNIFES AND INTOXICATED WHAT COULD GO WRONG

Man how bad is alcoholism and domestic violence in there? Is there even such a thing as family values in Chicago anymore?

>>118758554
>Go wrong
You mean a nignog getting shot?

>>118758536
Also homeless dude in a mezzanine refusing to leave

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>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

alternative
>http://tunein.com/radio/Chicago-Police-Scanner-s95537/
>http://tunein.com/radio/Chicago-Police-Scanner-s95537/
>http://tunein.com/radio/Chicago-Police-Scanner-s95537/


>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops

Shootings Scoreboard:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/

Recent Homicides:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
http://heyjackass.com/

Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262

Zone-10 (local anon's beat)
http://secondcitycop.blogspot.com/?m=1

donate to the dindu slayers, Law Enforcment officers, sassy dispatchers and protectors against the night
http://www.cpdmemorial.org/

Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ-r0bilzhU

>>118758590
Chicago is an urban plantation

A literal killing field

>>118758590
What do you mean "family values" black areas have never had family values.

>>118758590
is chicago even real

GANG MEMBERS RAMMING CARS

UP NEXT CAR RAMMING

>>118758624
Eugene Taylor needs a nap.

>>118758624
Thank you Robert
10-4 Robert

Black leather jacket? Did Negan make his way to chicago?

>>118758638
Chicago's the best. I just wish the policemen wore webcams so we could watch the fun.

The most comfy threads.

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>>118758492
>I heard SIG mags and shit can get pricey
Forty Five United States Dollars per.

>but other than that people like them, especially the 320.
Yes. It is a really well thought out weapon system. I'm lusting afte the upcoming X-Carry parts

>>118758720
they can't even afford vests much less body cams

http://www.getbehindthevest.org/

>>118758553

Couldn't hurt. We have another one but we could always combine the best of both.

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>tfw trump will never decimate chicago by sending in the military even though he wants to

>>118758720
They wouldn't let you watch, there could be illegal stuff that would be posted. like what if they found a naked child

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>>118758624
NICE!!! We need to get this pastebinned.

>>118758642

They weren't doing half as badly before the Great Society programs completely fucked them over by "empowering" strong black women who didn't need no man.

>>118758788
I would 100% send in the national guard into bad areas of Chicago for a few months.

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>>118758624
From last year

>>118758851
it would literally be Gorilla warfare

>>118758642
Man they used to have strong family values in the pre 1950's. Not anymore it looks like.

>>118758788
And if only he could, betting the cops would love the literal reinforcements. But you know how the Constitution is, can't use military on gangs because "our civilians"

>>118758624
>>118758837

Saving this to notepad too. I'll let you guys know tomorrow night if I get a proper pastebin set up.

>>118758866
ALL THE OLD MEMES ARE COMING HOME!

>>118758883
KEK

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>>118758753
Eh, not cheap but I guess it's fine if you just want 2-3 mags and keep good track of your shit at the range.
>I'm lusting afte the upcoming X-Carry parts
I really find the Legion a nice looking gun minus the cheesy gimmick Legion super secret operator club bullshit it comes along with. But the price tag I feel like is something not worth it. I'd rather spend the money on a NIB German 220 and ammo.

>>118758883
Nigger warfare

>cut his hand breaking stuff in his own apartment

>>118758908
"our civilians" you mean "muh civilians"

>>118758753
>Forty Five United States Dollars per.
Cheap compared to FNP45 magazines. Especially if you rice them. Mine were over $100 each.

>>118758851
fuck no - that would only scatter them to other areas.

Drunk, Cut Hand, no problem, go to bed

>>118758866
Oh, shit, I remember these.

>>118758908
We have no problem bombing the fuck out of civilians in other countries, though.

>>118758883
kek

>>118758902
stealing! Anyone baking new bread soon or what?

Alright guys I'm finna pass out here.

See you all around 11 EST tomorrow. I'll make a thread if no-one else has, so keep an eye out.

>>118758968
what? Most of them fight rival gangs locally.

>>118759009
Take care, Robert.

>>118758965
Either or. They belong in jail either way.

>>118759009
10-4 Robert check yo keys

>>118759009
Over and out robert

>>118758977
Literally no law saying we can't. Kill more dune coons.

TWO MISSING

>>118758967
Not surprising. FN is an expensive pair of letters to have rollmarked on your gear. Good product though, in most cases.

>>118758954
Agreed on all points.

Woman in her husbands room and she wont leave?

ARMED WITH A 9MM HANDGUN

>call from the Marriott
>there's a woman inside her husband's room and he won't leave

That's going to be a fun one

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>>118759001
dont break the law on roberts watch, sonny.

Good luck, Robert. Godspeed.

Robert is like the Allahu Ackbar of Chicago pd

>be rookie patrolperson
>chasing armed suspect down a dark alley
>backup partner went around the block
>feeling shit scared start chanting words of comfort
>Robert Robert Robert Robert
>turn corner, suspects pants hell down and he is trying to unfuck his legs
>ROBERT ROBERT ROBERT
>shout Police, hands robert up
>suspect has two hands full of xxxl blue jeans
>I said robert get your hands in robert the air!
>Robert Robert ROBERT ROBERT
>suspect brings one hand up from his irrationally large pants
>it's a possible handgun
>OH SHI-
>unload clip into suspect
>r-robert?

WE NEED NEW BREAD SOON

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>>118759154
I should be arrested for posting that shit tier size.

THROWING BOTTLES AND FLASHING GANG SIGNS

TYPICAL NOG SHIT HERE

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>>118759259
>ayyyyy we run shit round 'chere
>throw bottle on your own street

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>>118759178
They sound like the old hamburgler from Mcdonalds commercials.

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>>118759241
Look at the hand holding the gun

My mind is full of fuck

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>>118759118
>Good product though, in most cases.
The FNP45T weren't. The trigger to trigger bar pin is prone to walking out under recoil, the magazines are undersized and wont feed ammo over 1.260" (45 ACP max is 1.275") and some barrels (mine included) has a dimple on a groove. My trigger pin was talking out so I replaced the trigger/trigger bar assembly, and the replacement came with a broken trigger return spring.

FNH fixed all these problems in the FNX-45T but they're jews and refuse to put the parts in FNP-45Ts. Its sad that HiPoint has a better warranty than a $1k pistol.

>>118759320
10-4 Robert
One shot fired

>>118755318
Taking the test as well. I work at the county jail now though and I'd rather end up with sheriffs police

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>>118759369
Holy shit, anon.

Thanks for fiximg any interest I had in FN.

I have family living near Chicago around the nicer area. Fuck.

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SOMETHINS GOIN ON AT THE PLATFORM SEEMS LIKE A DOMESTIC

>>118759476
Please let him die there, I can't stand my "neighbors" in this cucked state, don't send him back without holes in his chest.

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Time for me to go, /cpd/. There be tornadoes afoot. Stay /comfy/.

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ONE MAKING THREATS OF SHOOTING THE OTHER

>>118759559
Stay safe, burguer.

Do they utter "robert" every time they make an arrest ?

>>118759559
10-4 Robert
Check yo keys
/Comfy/

>there's too much noise
>idk where it's coming from
>idk what it is
>but there's too much of it
>*calls 911*

is there a chatango devoted to chicago dispatch ?

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>>118759648
Robert=Roger or copy.

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>>118759421
Nice, anon. What group? I got fucked with the early one.
>rather end up with Sheriffs
Any reasons particular?

>>118759653
Fucking people.

What the fuck is Roberts problem?

new thread when?

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>>118759350
its robert cop bro, it doesnt have to make sense.

>>118759731
He took the last shrimp from the appetizer platter

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RIP

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