/psg/ - POLICE SCNANER GENERAL: CHECK YO KEYS EDITION

oh shit i missed these

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Nice. Have a bump

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awwww sheeeeiiit, we're back!

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Summer 2017 is coming soon
It's already hot out there despite the temperature
Let's see what they all do

>burglery report
>room mate having bipolar episode
>3 male hispanics throwing beer off roof
>robbery just occured (suspects running eastbound, wearing grey beanies and black jackets)
>Hit and run
>Male beating female on street corner (Dave Chappel sighted, playa haters ball in town)
>male and female hispanics beating on doors (no longer on scene)
>More domestic violence (cop on site doesnt like the wife either)
>male black stole a bunch of credit cards off some tourist and is fleeing east
>male hispanics just randomly shooting

check your keys robert

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commencing classic /cpd/ meme dump

no sewerniggers yet
>burlger alarm

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>>118738762
>hispanic male in red shorts bashing doors and screaming satanism
>Adult male selling kidneys(?)
>female asian naked screaming at customers of restaurant
>kid kicked in the dick at school, nuts burst

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>>118739300
>sewerniggers
They're there...just no childrens have survived to report.

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TIME FOR BINGO, ROBERT.

WATCH YOUR KEYS

WATCH YO KEYS

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CHECK YO KEEEEYYYYS

Oh shit we're doing this again

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[LAUGHS IN DISPATCH]

Fucking keys, how do they work?

Shots fired, 2 male blacks, 2 female blacks arguing.

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SHOTS FIRED WEST GARFIELD, SHEBOONS ARGUING IN THE YARD

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Chicago reporting in

>>118739537
ive been listening for a good 2 hours and
>shots fired
>someone hit on dispatch
>funny drunken antics
>something with beer
>CHECK YO KEYS
>dispatch sounds bored
>black males fighting
>hard drugs
>female domestic violence
>Hispanics
>old people
>battery in progress
>10-4
>generic chimping

>2 female blacks and 2 male blacks with dreadlocks arguing, shots fired

>>118739848
damn, nice cyberpunk aesthetic

>MUH BOYFRIEND TRYINA KILL ME

>>118739848

Aesthetic af my man.

>>118738762
ROBERT
/pol/ has been so flooded with shills I'd forgotten all about chicongo threads

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>>118740237
Sometimes you just gotta take a breather, grab a beer, and enjoy the sounds of Chiraq

>Homeless man running at wife but she got into the home

>females pointed gun at man at bus stop

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>it's a comfy chiraq thread
>look into the reality of what the Democratic party wants to create nationwide

>female black Mary Hall, 5'1, 150 pounds.

>>118740349
>sounds of Chiraq
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WKrkAlgj64

>>118740495

Apparently Ms. Hall is wanted for failure to appear for battery to cause bodily harm in Chicago.

>she's wanted for failure to appear for battery

this is almost as comfy as the North Korean TV threads

>5'5 female standing outside the station, screaming at people on the street

>white
>blue coat
sounds like an easy call

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>>118739848
>>118740021
>>118740210
My thoughts exactly.

>male white with a gun isnt giving her her car keys

KEYS

>almost summer

gonna be a hot one this year, boys. nothing comfier than playing vidya with the scanner in the background.

>>118740959
https://soundcloud.com/quantum-6/beyond-event-horizon

OKIE DOKIE

O K Y I E D O K I E

K

Y

I

E

D

O

K

I

E

>>118740959
Wacker Drive boys

AWWWW
>sounds like you want it

>it's a 5 year old pitbull mix
>(male cop) AWWW
>sounds like you want it

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>>118740959
>>118741127
>Listening to darkwave and the /cpd/ stream
>Nignogs be murdering
>breaking and entering
>The bass synth kicks in
AWWW YEAH. I have reached peak comfy

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>SCREECHING TIRES
>DRIVING FAST

>2 males chasing a black male up allyways

>>118741547

Post music stream

>>118741318
>Wacker Drive
I'm here for a while, Mr Chiraq man, if you got any more skyline shots you want to get aesthetic'd, post them up!

>intox female threatening the complaintants

>>118741591

Up AND down.

Like fuck, wouldn't you just want to get out of the alley at one end or the other?

>>118741703
>>118741703
see

>>118741127
>>118741127
>>118741127


>HuuUUHH??

>>118741818
See
>>118741816
>>118741816

>photographs of a suicide victim

Grim.

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GET READY TO FIGHT NIGGUH

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>>118741127

>more battery in progress

Fuck guys, did I screw up by not becoming a cop? I mean I'll likely make more money as a lawyer but it doesn't look like it's going to be anywhere near as fun. Well I don't know if "fun" is the right word, but I envy the camaraderie we hear over these streams.

>>118741972
This city is fucked.

Oh, right. Time to bring back another /cpd/ tradition:

Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
http://www.getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund:
http://www.cpdmemorial.org/fundraising/

Back the blue.

>>118742068
WAT CHU SAY, NNNIGGUUUH??!

>>118742248

We need to keep these threads going now that it's getting warmer out. Shit is already getting crazy. Hopefully we can do some good at the same time.

>fighting with weapons in a domestic

>>118742188
fellow recent lawyer here. I know what you mean, making more money and not getting shot at is cool but at the same time being a cop sounds pretty cool. I'd do it if I got a guarantee I could be a riot cop whenever Antifa comes to town

>>118742171
if only there were a street camera on every block across the city of Chiraq sorta like London
24/7 entertainment

>>118742357
Chiraq is one, long, perpetual "Nigger Moment"™

>gunshot wound
>born in 1999
christ

>>118742428

>I'd do it if I got a guarantee I could be a riot cop whenever Antifa comes to town

This. I just want some guarantee I get to suit up in riot gear and kick some ass. Also being a horse riot cop would be cool as fuck.

>>118742481

>1999 was 18 years ago

WAKE ME UP.

>sex predator

>registered sex offender
>[disgusted inaudible followup]
>yeah he's a sex offense predator

>>118742345
We need a pastebin for OPs.
>AND WE NEED MOAR DANK MEMES

>Sex Assault Predator
Aww sheeeiit.

>>118742724

Let's try to get a pastebin together by the end of this thread.

I wasn't even a regular in the old /cpd/ threads, but the few times I did listen in I really enjoyed it.

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>>118742825
>>118742724
I'm down
>mfw /pol/ creates the national conversion on how bad Chicago is and how poorly their cops are equipped

>>118742825
>tfw have the old pastebin
>tfw at work right now and dont go home for another 4 hours
>tfw listening to stream and boss chew out the maori bloke

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>aussies and leafs in this thread

>>118738762
fuckin' a, i missed these threads.

>>118743079

>4 hours
>4 am here

Sheeit. I mean I've been up til 5 for the past couple weeks but I was hoping to get to bed a bit earlier tonight.

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>>118743055

For...SAFETY?

>>118742657
>you

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https://www.insecam.org/en/bycity/Chicago/

post any good ones you come across

>>118743152
>tfw me listening to this and posting it in /ptg/ lead to this revival thread
>LOL, FUCKIN AUSSIE SHITPOSTAS

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Anyone wanna play a game?

Also
>ASSAULT, 2 black mens chasing a guy down the alley.

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>>118743236
Did somebody say SAFETY?!

>>118743428

>an aussie and a leaf working together revive American police scanner threads

ANGLOSPHERE UNITE

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Just took some it's foggy now tho

>>118743600

The fog is what makes the pictures though.

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>>118742825
>>118743055
>>118743236
>Let's try to get a pastebin together by the end of this thread.
Let's.

/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - (EDITION) EDITION

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE
CPD Dispatch Stream: http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
For Ambiance: https://soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

BACK THE BLUE
Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
http://www.getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund:
http://www.cpdmemorial.org/fundraising/

>Should I add anything else??

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>>118743539

C-can we meme Chicango officers into getting vests? The boys in blue deserve better!

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>>118743472
I'm playing with the card that was posted in /ptg/

>Male hispanic late 40s harrasing people at McDonalds


>>118743825
half of those should be ticked off, but not bingo yet

>spic in moonman jacket harassing people

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>>118743711

You could always throw on the Detroit police scanner as an alternative if people ever got bored of Chicago.

We had some good times with Detroit scanners back in the day.

>a woman just called in, her boyfriend forced her to drink Pennzoil

>>118743825
Does Hispanic with a jacket counts as black with hoodie?

>>118743961
yeah I just started playing so I'm behind

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>>118743600
D A N K

am i too late for bobert - check your geese?

>>118744022
no, but this one from earlier does

>GANGBANGERS SHOOTING CALLER, 3 MALES BLACK CHASING AND SHOOTING AT BLACK MAN IN GREY HOODIE AND JOGGING PANTS

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It's weird how these threads never took off more the previous years they were up. We started with Detroit but Chicago is way busier (though the Detroit crimes are honestly crazier), and we'll have a week or two of awesome posting but then the threads just die for no reason, even if there's still plenty of summer left.

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Haven't seen these threads since July last year

>>118744135

I miss Detroit tbqh, even though the Chicago Robert meme definitely took the threads to a new level. Detroit was the original.

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>>118744020
>You could always throw on the Detroit police scanner as an alternative if people ever got bored of Chicago.
Feed me. I only participated in Chiraq threads.
>My captcha
OSHIT.

>>118744135
>Man forced woman to drink motor oil
>town&country

>Father's son's mother getting beaten up by boyfriend

>>118744240

http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/%22live%20in%20the%20motor%20city%22/

That search covers the highlights of the Detroit threads, and a short scrolldown gets you the first threads we had.

i want to protect the dispatcher's smile

>animal bite victim in the ER

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>>118744468

>look at the date
>January 24, 2014
>2014

>Animal bite victim Louis Cardona
Wait, what?

>>118744277

The shift from Detroit to Chicago was crazy. You listen to the Detroit police it was like they had already given up; dispatch was apathetic and emotionless, the cops would wait as long as possible to respond to calls, etc. they had given up on the city. I remember the night we switched over some cops had just started their shift and said "Let's go get em tonight" and everyone is lively with energy. Chicago is a warzone, but the cops are actually fighting for order.

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>>118744248

>counterfeit niggers
>sheeeeeeit

>>118738762
Oh fug yes. We old /pol/ and /new/ now.

>3 dindus trying to pass counterfeit money

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>>118738762

>>118744808
there was a dude in an army uniform earlier trying to pass fake bills about 3 hours ago

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>>118744772
>OY VEY YOU SEE THIS BILL OFFICAH?!?! THOSE DAMN SHAVTZA!!!!

>>118744693
Have you tried listening to your local cops?
Heard about alot more suicide than I could have guessed.

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Does anyone here watch LIVEPD?

Why hasn't this become a /pol/ thing? 3hrs on friday night and 3hrs on saturday night of dindus getting arrested on live tv.

>>118744873
>obama gone give us dem gibs one ways or anudda

>>118744693
it's like that on the most popular Australian scanner too
you'll hear "Woman covered in blood trying to suicide by cop, ranting about old people and terrorism" and "50 year old man failed suicide and needs help getting up, send an officer around" and "well just another day in the valley"

>>118744971
where do I watch?

>>118744955

My town has already shifted over to encrypted scanners.

Oh, fuck yes. I miss the /comfy/ Robert threads from last year.

STABLE IS NOT A CONDITION, ROBERT

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>>118744955
Those are white people wanting out

>>118745059
>the most popular Australian scanner

Link that, it's probably the middle of the day for us when shit would get craziest.

>>118744955
only one still widley used that isnt encrypted is Gippsland, Victoria
Suicides out the ass

>>118745093
Mine wasn't on, So I switched to the next door town.

Anyway, Parking violation counts as 'something happening in a parking?

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>>118738762
Jesus, I'm never going to Chicongo again.
Holy fuck someone nuke it.

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>>118744645

>>118745174
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/6091

weekdays are tame, but friday-sunday nights are madhouse

>ex wife is drunk and hitting him and will not leave

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>HIS EX WIFE IS DRUNK AND HITTING HIM
>AND SHE WILL NOT LEAVE.

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Almost a bingo

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>>118745078
Its on the A&E channel.

>>118745406

I think the cop saying AWW about the pupper earlier was probably lowkey hitting on dispatch.

>>118745442

I may have to start watching this. There used to be a 24/7 Cops stream which I really miss.

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https://www.insecam.org/en/view/241329/ freeway overpass
https://www.insecam.org/en/view/266799/ train crossing
https://www.insecam.org/en/view/434502/ skyscraper window

>>118745406

oh and kids were stealing CASES of beer earlier.

>>118745406
>something with beer

here's a freebe from 9pm
>3 male hispanics throwing stolen beer off roof

>>118745406
You could probably cross out "generic chimping" as well.

>>118745668
fuck I missed that one. I wasn't listening then or I'd have a bingo

Free pants night?

So glad this is back.
I was in my hometown in TN when fourth of july went down.
I now live in schaumburg IL and will be in the city soon.
Ill die for yall roberts on the street live streaming in a couple months

>Loadish 77

>there's a leash around her neck and a suicide note

>dead woman with a leash on her neck and 2 page suicide note

>any unusual things that the removal service needs to know about?
>yeah there's a leash around her neck that needs to go with her and a 2 page suicide note that needs to go with her

Fucking hell man.

>>118746151
>>118746158
that shit fucked me up

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>anything body removal needs to know?
>leash needs to go with her
>and a suicide note
fuck

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>>118745676
>Dat Trump Building
Diamonds.

>Body
>Leash around neck
>2 part suicide note
God damn.

Goddamn, I love the Chicago PD.

what would you write on a 2 page suicide note?

>>118746265

Oh that is definitely going to be an OP picture.

Shit I should probably save a handful if I'm going to be keeping this going.

>>118746327

A lot of painful shit I'm guessing.

>>118746328
CPDWAVE Op pics are the best.

Listener count jumped by 100 last I checked. We're at 2104

>>118746265
You've outdone yourself
This ones fucking sweet

>>118746437
oh shit, it was at 700 when i started

>>118746327
Not sure, Aussie.
I usually write a lot and most of it dark stuff, so I can only ponder about what would someone contemplating suicide might think of it.

>split her head open, and they're both drunk

Split her head open.

>and they're all DRUNK
BINGOOOOOOO

>[inaudible]... split her head open, they're both on the phone with Fire and they're both drunk

>>118746440
I'm happy you're happy, Chiraqanon. Thanks for the source materials for high-speed memeing.

I may use these as phone papes.

>>118738762
WHO HERE REAL ROBERT HOURS?

Holy shit, enough black clothing in that robbery.

Generic Chimping

>>118746586
GG!
Show the card so I can share

HEY, IT'S THE NIGGERS FROM THE BEGGINING OF THE NIGHT

>>armed robbery 7/11
right before
>kid kicked in the dick at school, nuts burst

>nigger armed robbery

>>118746745
[audible chimping in the distance]

STORE ROBBERY!
>BLACK HATS
>BLACK JACKETS
>BLACK BOOTS
>CARRYING LIQUOR BOTTLES
>TAKEN CASH
>BRANDISHING FIREARMS
NIGGING IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYZZ!

>>118746684
CHECK YO MF KEYS, NIGGA!

/psg/ threads are some of the best on this entire site.

>>118746759
oh and both after
>Adult male selling kidneys(?)

>>118746758
SEE:
>>118746747
It's basically the same. lel

>>118746813
kek

>>118738762
>Female asian robbed by 3 male blacks
dat diversity tho

>EXCUUUUSE ME? WHO'S COMING IN??

>SAYIN WHAT?

>>118746910
it's inspiration for the next Asa Akira scene

I tune in and some noodles just robbed a liqor store at gunpoint and drove off in a '10/'11 Civic.

>Excuse me, WHO'S coming in saying WHAT?

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this dispatcher is so casual when saying "armed robbery"
that shit would be on the news in my town for over a week

ski masks on

>>118746985

Some people obviously know their cars. I couldn't possibly tell you the year of a given Honda Civic.

>ski masks

>>118746747
incident near or at a 7-11 Should be on this bingo card.

>>118738762
7/11 got it again by 2 blacks

C O M F Y
O
M
F
Y

>>118746684
AY YO
*Roberts*
SO YOU BE SAYIN
*arrests blacks*
AY HOL UP
*responds to a domestic violence call*
SO YOU BE SAYIN
*checks keys*
YOU BE SAYIN
*hits on dispatch*
IT
*goes eastbound*
IT REAL ROBERT HOURS?!?!
*10-4*

>>118747156
think this was from earlier in the night

>Two black males

>>118747249
it's always 2 blacks for theft

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>>118743236
>>118743539
just a precaution, but I must ask. Are you goys SAFE??

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>armed robbery
>felony
>minimum 15 years in prison
>possibly longer
>all for some cash in the register and some liquor bottles

what is the matter with these nogs, just sit inside and play Madden or something if you're bored

>>118747395
possession of a firearm is pretty strict in Chiraq too.
they're already going to break the law and these cops arent fast enough

>battery in progress

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Uh oh another assault.

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>>118747395
ya but the nags got a rep to protect with tha otha nukkas in the hood

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https://soundcloud.com/stations/artist/quantum-6

>vomiting blood

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>>118747365
>sprinkler system in my apartment
>smoke detectors and carbon monoxide detector looks good
>extinguisher under my kitchen sink
I'm /safe/

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>vomiting blood

>female vomiting in the hallway
>something about a fire in a lobby

>>118747626

Fuck, I missed it grabbing a beer.

What happened?

vomiting blood in the lobby
The Shining?

>>118746979
>it's inspiration for the next Asa Akira scene
"based on true events", a Lifetime story.

>>118747395
>minimum 15 years in prison
Only nogs can be this dumb.

>>118747643
>>118747626
maybe her boyfriend made her drink motor oil

>>118747365
>>118743236
Do either of y'all have Pepe the Fire Safety Frog pic with L.O.S.E.R. ?

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Holy shit I'm dying laughing just listening to this

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>>118747725

No, I only have this one...

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>>118747711
o snap

quiet

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>>118747725

...and this one

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Man am I glad robert threads will be back, looks like this summer could be a hot one in my city

>>118747670
female vomiting in a hallway, clarified that she was vomiting blood

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Safety y'all.

>we just had an armed robbery occur

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>>118747725
i know there's another version out there

>>118747786
>>118747813
damn, I have a ton of fire safety pics but for some reason I can't find that one

>>118738762
Sheeeeeeit nigga. I'm in fucking Bryn Mawr, PA where literally nothing ever happens except for the occasional college party/basketball induced campus riot

>>118747750
soon you won't even miss movies and television and you will live in the realms of eternal happenings

>...under the influence, locked himself in the bathroom. Fire is en route.

>man's locked himself in bathroom, fire's en-route

>>118748112
>>118748127
Holy shit lets just nuke Chicago

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>>118739848


Holy shit, anon.

I know exactly where you are.

I live in Chicago too, but the suburbs.

Nice view.

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>>118745866
>>118745866

>>118748082
Right?

>Nigga's locked in the bathroom vomiting Fire is en route
shheeeiit!!

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>>118748011
thank you anon! Stay safe out there!

>16 year old calling in a male getting shot in an allyway

Im gonna get a bingo too. All I need is "Blue jeans" now.

Just so everyone knows I'm not going to be able to be a reliable OP for these threads. I implore anyone who wants these to keep going to use the info in
>>118743711
as a basis for new threads, with some juicy highlights posted in greentext format to attract attention to the thread.

>>118748185

Is there a larger, higher quality version of this pepe, anon?

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>>118743236

>>118748319
I wonder if the murder lusting U-Haul still prowls the mean streets of chitown.

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>>118748233
kek blesses us with safety

LOUD MUSIC 3129 AUGUSTA

https://www.google.com/maps/place/3129+augusta+chicago/@41.8992033,-87.7054118,3a,75y,184.58h,90t/data=!3m4!1e1!3m2!1snfyIUA93cHNgI023nMo6tQ!2e0!4m2!3m1!1s0x0:0x77dfd4a44d113fbe?sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjK0q6P9PrSAhWE7iYKHQuNBLIQxB0IHDAA

>Melvin complaining about loud music

>Loud music
They actually enforce this shit in Chicago.

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>>118747946
real life photo of robert

>>118748429
>that fucking U-Haul truck rampage

anyone know what a birmmingham alabama, or st louis pd scanner might sound like

>>118748490
there's 2 chicagos
the white upper middle class and the niggers

MY FUCKING BAN IS OVER JUST IN TIME FOR THE MOST COMFY THREAD OF ALL. IS THIS A DREAM LADS?? ALSO VOMITING BLOOD, WHAT THE FUCK??

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>>118748365
not the greatest of qualities sorry

>>118748511
>>118748429
Tell me more.

>>118748350
Will you be able to make the next one anon?

black on black on black

>>118748550
>dem damn niggers are gettin uppity, better get robert over here to shootem

>Male black all black trying to enter a black pontiac
Is she rapping or something?

>black guy wearing black trying to get into a black car, suspicious character

>black male
>all black
>trying to get into a black car

SHEEEEEEIT

>>118748643

Yeah I can manage that but after that no promises.

>>118748655
>>118748658
>>118748668
Batman?

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>>118748655
top kek

Invisible man with knife!

>person with a knife
>female 52 year old got her arm cut by a ghost nigger

>woman's arm cut open by male

Jesus

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>>118748788
>ghost nigger
IT BEGINS

>>118748787
>Sewerniggers
>U-Haulniggers
>now Ghostniggers

>>118748804
still on scene. So were they like "OH FUCK SORRY"

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>>118748701
>>118748701

>>118748611
Over multiple days/threads, U-Hauls were called in:
>hit and run
>hit a 7/11
>running over chain link fences
>spotted near B&Es

It was prevalent it ended up on the official thread bingo cards.

>>118748875
BAN ASSAULT U-HAULS

>>118748350
>>118748350
>>118748350

PASTEBIN IS UP
>PASTEBIN IS UP
PASTEBIN IS UP
>PASTEBIN IS UP
PASTEBIN IS UP
>PASTEBIN IS UP
PASTEBIN IS UP
>PASTEBIN IS UP

https://pastebin.com/7YzHErpk
https://pastebin.com/7YzHErpk
https://pastebin.com/7YzHErpk

im with robert 10-4 have a good night boys

>TOM CLANCY'S GHOSTNIGGER RECON™

>>118748936

TRUCKS OF PEECE

>>118748578

Thanks SA anon.

>>118749047
Teeeeeeeen four, Robert. nn

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>>118748729
higher rez

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>>118748969

>56 year old hobo feeling sick

Why do they broadcast this?

>>118749186
it's American culture

>>118749186
who knows
them going encrypted kills the hobby

>>118749186
its called radio waves...

>>118748969

Doing God's work.

>>118749270

There ought to be a law against it.

>35-Robert we got uhh...

>...

>...

>...Uhh, disregard.

>>118749186
You can't exactly block people from hearing radio waves

>>118749186
For the luls

>uh robert we gotta emergency........uh actually robert disregard that

>>118749309
>>118749345
Yeah what was the deal with that?

>>118749309
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39417239
handing out some justice

>>118749276
Except I'm nota member, and I can't append the pastebin with the link to the pastebin. Just Fuck My Life Up, Senpai.

>>118749303
I imagine you could use a FOIA request or something like that to enjoin the city from encrypting

>>118749389
his tone sounded like he was annoyed

>>118747395
mandatory minimums are never enforced in Democrat shitholes. even when prosecuted they get out in under 5.

Anyone know what "robert" means?

>>118749398
Oh, thanks, I needed a fresh coat of rage to get me through the rest of my life. God damn, Britain, what in the fullness of fuck are you doing?

>>118749536
Roger or copy that

>>118749468

Can't decide whether to leave it as /cpd/ or change it to /psg/ (police scanner general) in case we add other streams like Detroit again

>>118749601
Do /psg/, just in case.

>>118749536
Robert is the designation for "relief" or nightshift cars.

You know chitown stream is about to get crunk when you hear the "Robert" cars checking in with dispatch.

>>118749659

Roger.

Who /shagdispatch/ here?

>>118749678
robert*

Chiraq threads are so /comfy/

Anyone ever tried listening to St. Louis PD scanner? They are right down the road and have an extremely high crime rate.

Major bill about to go to vote there requiring 2 officers per car due to excessive violence

>>118749536
It's really just means "relief" the code is R but to avoid confusion they say Robert. Seems like they could just say relief but whatever

Assault in progress, male chasing female on a beach?

>>118749564
>They added: "The appellant's actions can be used by the insurgency and others as evidence that the killing of the insurgent was in breach of the values proclaimed for which the International Security Force and HM Armed Forces had been sent to Afghanistan."

if we kill them, they win
The bloke did nothing wrong iceing the haji

>>118749601
Go mad, senpai. I made it for anon. I don't own shit.

>NIG CHASING ANOTHER NIG DOWN THE STREET
HERE WE GOOOOO

Fucking Roberta

>dead female

So nothing unusual