>be me
>struggling actor in Hollywood
>audition for TV show
>have to type name into iPad to signin
>watch 6 other dudes do the same
>mix of whites and Mexicans
>no one has problems
>black guy walks in
>stares at iPad
>starts to type
>stops and looks around
>casting assistant comes out
>asks her to do it for him
>it's literally typing you're name in and pressing done
their really not like you or me
I'm not like you either, I have a steady job and don't wait tables
>>135254244
maybe his finger tips were non conductive, you insensitive bastard
>black guy doesn't attempt to steal iPad
Lame story op 2/10
>play in a radical feminist hardcore band
>stick your dick in crazy left-wing chick
>she accuses you of rape, destroys your life and disbands your band
never ever.
>>135254012
Eating each other.
Absolute degenerates.
>>135254012
full story?
>>135254012
LMAO i just read through that Facebook post
The comments are hilarious. I have never seen such concentrated levels of cucking in my entire life. The dudes literally say "womyn" unironically while groveling and pleading to the cult of progressivism.
They deserve it. I used to play in a touring deathcore band but quit in 2913 because it was starting to go full SJW and it just wasn't fun anymore. I know like 5 band dudes who have been accused of "rape" from psycho SJW girls and had to go into hiding
>blocks your bill
wat do?
>>135253829
How do you do, Senator McCain?
>>135253829
Just tell him I like people that weren't captured
>>135254817
>master can you give me the virgin blood already my brain really hurts
>engineers and researchers do all the work
>shithead ceo takes all the credit
>>135253827
without someone to organize those engineers/scientists in a way to promote productivity as well as without someone to put up the capital required for them to work, what would they be doing?
>>135253827
He funds the entire damn thing of course he takes credit.
>>135253912
Gulag
I'm fucking dying lol
Is this the happening you expected today? lololol
>>135253680
>republicant's
>>135253680
>cnn
so no source then?
>>135254073
>fake newwssss
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-40750071
Go fuck yourself you fake news piece of shit.
http://www.fnp.de/nachrichten/politik/Dieser-Frankfurter-Verein-hilft-homosexuellen-Fluechtlingen;art673,2709364
(no english source yet)
Basically, a bunch of krauts collect money to help gay refugees feel more "welcome" in Germany and try to destroy homophobia in this country.
Thoughts?
>>135253625
>Where da white twinkz at?!
>>135253625
I have much less of a problem with truly persecuted asylum seekers.
Gay Muslims, victims of domestic violence, religious and political persecution, forced marriage and forced circumcision - those are the asylum seekers that reject their toxic culture.
>>135254072
Go choke on a niggers cock fritz
PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
https://www.whitehouse.gov
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
https://publicpool.kinja.com/
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
http://pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ
APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Rally in Youngstown OH 7/25/17
https://youtu.be/ZvFs8elSOOY (RSBN)
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania Salute to American Heroes 7/25/17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPvrewHeOGQ
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania departing for OH rally 7/25/17
https://youtu.be/znHUrsxzOMo
>Pres Trump/PM Hariri (Leb) press conf 7/25/17
https://youtu.be/Z6M3hfUyUSk
>Pres Trump meeting w/Hariri 7/25/17
https://youtu.be/tp0mGL23MYM
https://youtu.be/H3x5qlfuND4
>State Dept Press Brief 7/25/17
https://youtu.be/4oF063Fmfco
>Pres Trump arrives at Scout Jamboree 7/24/17
https://youtu.be/cNJMbGfkfnM
>Pres Trump speech to the Hitl--Boy Scouts of America 7/24/17
https://youtu.be/16Ge_HEeIuI
>Pres Trump/HHS Sec Price/VP Pence statement on Healthcare 7/24/17
https://youtu.be/5Mh7dN_h0Ok
>Jared (((Kushner))) statement 7/24/17
https://youtu.be/Ea-dAV0n9S4
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
http://pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
PREV APPEARANCES
http://pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
FUN STUFF
Trump Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
>MatrixTrump
https://youtu.be/hcbleAlHN1s
>Trump SwordDancing to Shadilay
https://youtu.be/Wd6TPIxWQwA
>AF1 Takeoff in the rain
https://youtu.be/taZcJqUZAF8
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
https://youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
https://youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
https://youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA
INSPIRATION
>NEVER GIVE UP
https://youtu.be/OSJDhZvLtak
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>Hold Back The Night
https://youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
https://youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
https://youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
https://youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
https://youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
OP pastebin: http://pastebin.com/nygxu29R
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MAGA
I love Kellyanne.
Why is West Virginia such a shithole if it's so white?
>I'm here for the job interview
>>135253619
I'm sorry sir, the must have been a mistake
>>135253619
I only hire humans.
What's the political situation there like? Are the Irish pro-EU? What countries do you have certain, distinct opinions on,
How bad are the niggers there, etc.
They're all whining whinging lefty faggots who hate the English so much they're willing to import thousands of Nigerians to spite them for some reason
I'm on Holiday there right now. I've only seen like 1 nigger.
>Corsica.jpg
delet and try again
>Segregation now, segregation tomorrow, segregation forever.
This man had the balls to say what everyone else at the time was scared to say. If you invite monkeys to your dinner table, you'll get shit flung in your food.
They called him a monster, and tried to kill him for his views. But now, looking back at all that's happened over the last 60 years...it's time to admit he was absolutely right. We allowed niggers equal rights, and they've completely ruined our society.
George Wallace was a true hero and patriot. Never forget.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Wallace
>In the late 1970s, Wallace announced that he was a born-again Christian and apologized to black civil rights leaders for his past actions as a segregationist. He said that while he had once sought power and glory, he realized he needed to seek love and forgiveness.[note 3] In 1979, Wallace said of his stand in the schoolhouse door: "I was wrong. Those days are over, and they ought to be over."[3]
Then why did he died
>>135253817
>Bringing up shit he said while under duress from the Jews.
Nice try.
ITT we support best Korea.
>>135253455
>>135253500
Oy vey
>>135253500
San Francisco nuked when?
Why are leftists such goddamn pussies? I need the government to hold my vagina my whole life waaa!! Who will pay for my birth control because I'm a huge whore waaa!! Who will murder my child in the womb for me waaa!!!!
Fuck off dumbass and pay your share in taxes. Stupid racist bitch
>>135253434
Our taxes pay your filthy breeding habits and drug usage.
>>135253371
Omg, I'm genuinely concerned, they're so fragile, it's so sad :(
Is this presidency embarrassing or just downright pathetic at this point?
>>135253156
Watching the news has never been this fun before.
>>135253156
What do you mean at "at this point"?
>>135253156
Yes
I haven't had cable for 8 years, but when I went over to a libshit Berniebro's house, he had his daughter and two sons watch that terrible Colbert show with him. It was really strange, they were glued to the TV and their laughs timed with the audience's. I asked them if they ever get tired of hearing about Trump all the time and, no joke, the father guy looked me dead in the eye and said Colbert is part of the resistance, watching the show is a way of fighting Trump.
>>135253148
Awwwww do Trump lovers need a safe space from the big bad comedians?
>>135253148
post the daughters pics
>>135253148
What exactly is he resisting? Having borders?
I want to go "Under Cover" if you will and fuck they're shit up, I'm in a paganism server and they also wan't to help with the raid. can one of you guys give me the link please!
>>135253044
Tinfoil theory: the OP was a /pol/tard false-flagging to make the shills look like an orchestrated effort.
Not that the shills aren't an orchestrated effort. I am absolutely positive they are. But you've got to be a retard to admit defeat like that. Then again, they are antifa.
>>135253044
Imo just hang around leftypol or something until something gets brought up like that (or try to trigger the conversation). I'm sure there are shills on there. I like the idea, OP. My last post was more of a joke, these fuckers are legit and need to be taught a lesson.