it's true

I'm not like you either, I have a steady job and don't wait tables

>>135254244
maybe his finger tips were non conductive, you insensitive bastard

>black guy doesn't attempt to steal iPad
Lame story op 2/10

>>135254244
I got a better tale.

> It was long ago in the times before men.
> Deep in the continents of Africa there laid a bare desert, sands as far as the eye could see.
> One day, a storm had arisen over these lands, the water dampening the sand, receding it in massive slides and lightning striking the dunes with drunken fury.
> When a bolt struck a particular dune, something odd had arisen, as the muddy sands dripped from it's figure, it was the Negro.
> It was a feminine figure, young and with vigor, with no man in sight.
> Around her laid her desert, the rain had spawned bushes of healthy fruit and flowers.
> She roamed among her new oasis, and came upon a strange green fruit, who's shell was hard and insides soft and lush and red.
> She split it open and ate it, sucking feverishly on it's moisture, and licking it's excrement.
> From the substance laid black seeds, and as she ingested these seeds she bore her own fruit, her own children.
> These children were darker than she was, inheriting Melanin, giving them a radiance in the light much like the shelled fruit. They each bore their own juice, and some even held their own seed.
> These children who were born from the mistress of the dunes were named The Din's Of The Dunes, or DinDu's for short.
> They went out to the rest of Africa and multiplied, far after their mother had passed into the Earth.
And such is the story, of the Birth of the Negro.

>>135255420
Brav-fucking-o

>>135254244
>their
Lmao are you dumb?

>>135254244
lmao for a second i thought he took it and ran away with it

>>135254244
If this is your script you are not going to be successful in Hollywood. Better start prepping Moloch instead.

Bit of casual racism there mate.

>fake and gay..kys.

File: We Wuz Russians.png (424KB, 575x611px) Image search: [Google]

424KB, 575x611px

>>135255420
Lol

File: zaIX7HC.gif (1MB, 442x242px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 442x242px

>>135254244
So you enslaved an entire race for hundreds of years, created racial segregation laws and still systematically oppress POC (school zoning system, pay gap etc.) and complain that one black person cant use an iPad?

>>135258170
Good post.

>>135258170
Wait, so you complain that his complaint is that an individual who SHOULD know how to use a piece of technology, can't, but at the same time blame him for shit that happened long before he was ever born? Your ignorance is astounding...