>2 bitches who weigh over 300 pounds get in your car at the

>>17873867
It's not the end of the world for a car to weigh 3000 pounds anon

>>17873867
Well quit hauling your mom and sister around all the time. Problem solved.

>>17873867
I did that once and all it meant was that I had to wait longer to shift gears. Upside: more time spent in the power band.

>>17873875
I could just feel the fucking weight on my car as soon as they fell into the seats. I never realized how much body weight can impact a car. I had to drop them off early because I thought my tires would go flat

>>17873905
Try going over a speed bump and the car bottoms out and then they blame the car.

>>17873867
Congrats, now you're a pigfat American car. If you were already a pigfat American car, you probably got enough weight to break a 2 ton jack now.

what is pounds?

>>17874094
>his car doesn't already weight 4000lbs bone stock and empty
laughingbarges.jpg

>his vehicle is Low enough that fat chicks can climb in.
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>take father for a drive in Corolla GTS
>he weighs 200, I must have weighed at least 165
>he seems unimpressed
>activate TVIS
>"it's too loud, stop bothering people"
>"why do you rev so high, you're wearing out the engine"
>says it's slow behind my back to my friend at a later date

Fug u dad, it's the fastest car. Race me on a mountain pass in your Hyundai Santa Fe and see what happens.

>>17874982

M8 a bluetop 4a isnt going to make an 86 fast. You need to get some cams in that bitch.

>>17875022
blue tops dont have tvis faggot btfo

>>17875022

yes they do I own 3

>>17875023

>Literally copypasta'd from Wikipedia

First Generation "Blue Top"

To compensate for the reduced air speed, the first-generation engines included the T-VIS feature, in which dual intake runners are fitted with butterfly valves that opened at approximately 4,200 rpm.

>>17873867
Jokes on you, my car only has two seats.

>It also weighs 2800 lbs give or take

>>17875022
I need to do a lot, but yes, cams are in the pipeline. It's speedy enough to have fun with as it is, just not with any other passengers in it. The car had a "red" top big port engine (could've been a swapped cam cover) in it before it was swapped for a big port blue top from an AW11.

Wish I could just put a 20v in but California makes it difficult to not want to kill yourself with the process that would take to legally do.

>>17875022
>what is the 3S-GE BEAMS Blacktop

>>17873867
I know that feel OP I just bought a Fiesta ST and my GF weighs over 250.

>>17875511
The worlds strongest woman doesn't even weigh that much.

>>17875531
She's fat not strong.

>>17873867
Load per tire anon you throw out the fat burger whores

>>17875535
Fat and too strong are disgusting
>>>/fit/
>>>/lgbt/

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>>17875535
More or less my point. Just sayin bro, get you two out on evening walks or something.

>>17873884
underrated post

>few years ago while in high school
>got first car
>usually drive girlfriend home after school
>friend gets a job
>asks if I will drive him after school
>sure it's on the way
>he's a big guy but nice
>sits in back
>go over the speed bumps that are outside school
>car hear my car scrape on the speed bump

I know it's not his fault but eventually made him start sitting up front

>>17876410
>not his fault
STOP.
SIR, you have been poisoned by fat acceptance culture. Every single second of every day that passes by is his opportunity to change his weight. To lower it through diet and exercise. He chooses not to.

Tl;dr never let fat people ride in your car

>>17873867
>get into car
>no weight reduction
>total weight is 2024 lbs

I dont let fat bitches in my car.

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>>17874982
>GTS
>fast
No, just kill yourself please.

>>17875023
You're a fucking retard.

>>17875043
Bluetops have T-VIS, but the GTS is carbed and I wonder if the carbed versions had T-VIS at all.

>>17876423
I didn't mean big as in fat I meant big as in tall and solid

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>>17874948
Implying low cars aren't purpose built to deflect fat bitches from entering

>>17873867
>2 bitches who weigh over 300 pounds get in your car at the same time
Why would you allow this?

>>17877094
Pussy mang