You are with your girlfriend/wife/crush/oneitis/whate ver in

You are standing next to your shitbox. You have $10,000USD to blow on it, which will be magically installed as soon as you hop in to chase the Sperg down. If you are a nocar you have an additional $5,000USD to spend on a shitbox; it can only be spent on the shitbox though, so any leftover vanishes. As soon as you get in he takes off and the race is on.

First you’ll have to chase him down a straight road which ends in a sharp turn and leads into a nigger neighbourhood full of twisty roads and roadblocks and burning piles of rubble. Once you’re out of Coontown it’s onto the toegay where halfway down the Sperg will proceed to look at his GPS instead of the road and crash into an embankment. If you aren’t tailing him he’ll be able to get out unharmed, take your qt and escape with her so you’ve got to be on his ass by the end or you're made into a literal cuck.

What is your shitbox and what have you done to it?

>>17453217
>$10,000
Drop the shitbox and get a used literbike.

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I don't have a girlfriend/crush/oneitis though because pic related

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>>17453213
What if I'm gay you homophobic piece of shit? Did you ever think of that? Huh?

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>>17453217
1991 Subaru Legacy Wagon

Drop the most built vapeboy EJ25 I can find in the thing and beef up the remaining driveline to handle the power. add some decent suspension and good to go

but really >>17453221

>>17453237
gross

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/thread

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>>17453221
Forget a literbike, for $10k you could get something way funnier
>implying he'll ever get away from 250cc of two stroke fury

>>17453275
I mean, he's not getting away from any decent bike. I just said liter bike to crush any hope of escape he might have. You'd still have money left over to buy a nightstick to crack that dome.

Shitbox: http://www.ebay.com/itm/2001-BMW-7-Series-740i-Sport-E38-/282549128451?_trksid=p2141725.m3641.l6368
Then just get the usual mods
>>17453221
>>17453275
>drops oil
>you fall

>touches you with the side of his car
>you fall
>runs over you

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>>17453322
Forgot pic

>>17453213
What's funny is that I've actually net this guy and he is a bit of a cringy character but for the most part he's actually nice and a lot of fun to be around. He comes out to some of the CA /o/ and /k/ meets.

>>17453329
I thought he was from Texas

Plot twist: I make my shitbox fast enough where he can't bring the annoying bitch back. Your problem now, Mike Honcho.

>>17453217
>civic em2
>spend 3k on Foxbody
>spend 1k on custom driveshaft
>FR convert Civic
>spend 5k swap D-17-A1 for RSX TypeS K-20
>spend remaining 1k tuning engine for as much power as possible

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>>17453327
Does the one from eBay come with the neat little "type in password to start ignition" feature, too?

>>17453366
kek, not sure about that
I know Peugeot 406s do. I almost bought one last October and it was a big meme feature for me but I ended up getting a Renault Laguna that speaks.

>>17453366
>>17453373
Oh and also the Peugeot had it disabled

>>17453329
t. the autist himself

>>17453373
>I ended up getting a Renault
Are you the guy who posted this thread >>17445338

is your car still sentient

>>17453217
>standing next to bmw m3 e46
>7k stage 2 supercharger

with 600bhp its a bingo for me and my 600 ball tied bavarian warmbloods

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>>17453213
no way Alan could do this
be nice OP

>>17453217
Mercury Grand Marquis

$50 swaybar, $200 junkyard run for the rear diff from a P71. Spend the rest of the money on Little Trees which will fill the cabin to the point of instant headaches and vomiting when the door is opened, then immediately veer to the side when the race starts and cause universal implosion due to two oversized shitbarges becoming one.

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>>17453387
Nope, not that guy lol. I'm the guy who sometimes brags about smoking A4s at stoplights with my Volvo engine.
Cropped pic because I was in it

*rips it to Neutral*
*Revs his engine obnoxiously*
you think your bad gringo?
*Tips Sombrero*
*lowers the paisa Mexican music*
do you know what this car is?
*floor shifter now on 2 for race mode*
its your car's daddy pendejo
*commences brake boosting*
Aluminum SVT Block Puto, 32valves
*audible procharger wine*
you can keep the whore
*drops the brake, tire smoke becomes prevalent*
more where that came from
*very fast marauder running at very hihg speed, quickly followed by 10 ICE agents in unmarked Australian caprice ppvs*

>>17453638
i'm pretty sure a P71's daddy is a ford LTD

>>17453237
>>>/lgbt/

>>17453669
the way I understand it, modern 04+ P71 have parts borrowed from the Mercury Marauder.

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Welp, it's time.

This thread made my fukken night lel

Just change that to one of those Aussie LS V-12s or a GT500 swap and subtract the rapey shit, and it's pretty spot-on to my pipe dream 'Vic build.

Also I have more FPV badges on their way, so does that gain me any extra horsepower?

>>17453329
I've met him too, he seemed fine

>>17454072
That pretty much confirms he's an insufferable autist and probable furfag

>>17454066
hey wanna swap engines with me
i have a 1zz 4cylinder

>>17454085
No thanks, I already have a weed-whacker. :)

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>>17454080
>me
>furfag

>>17454137
post proof that you're the guy in the OP

>>17454156
You're not my supervisor.

>>17454271

HOLY SHIT IT'S GOTTEN WORSE

>>17453217

I have a 900hp Supra so I'll use that 10k to get an extra 12HP and shit on his ass, spraying my internals at his windscreen

>>17453213
How will he slap my tulpa's ass?

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>>17454307

>>17453638
Did you get deported

>>17454310
>Saving old pics of a stranger on the internet
What, you need fapping material or something? Seems unhealthy.

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>>17454326

>>17454331
[ Unhealthy behavior intensifies ]

>>17454331
Damn where are you finding these

>>17454326
>Hey this guy seems like an attentionwhoring faggot, I'll keep this for later so maybe he'll shut the fuck up
Nope, more attention.

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>>17454339
>>17454334

>>17454321
yes and no.

spent 10 months in a detention center, appealed my deportation.

I got convicted of a non-significant misdemeanor of "harassment" suspended sentence of 57 days. ICE under USCIS guidelines wasn't suppose to detain me and attempt to deport me, got my work permit revoked, now I'm officially an "illegal alien" :^)

lost my job, place and $20K in legal defense lol

>>17454348
why is it black

>>17454369
racist piece of shit
>>17453686
>>>/b/

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10mo without fresh memes where fucking brutal.

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>>17454375
Muh fee fees piece of shit
>>>/tumblr/

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But I managed to hold on to my toys

>>17454366
Oh shit dude, that blows. We wondered where you were.

First it was Dead, then Neonfag, the Montego, followed by Frosty and finally CVPI. Why do you guys idolize these fucking autists? They become the literal avatars of shitposting. CVPI's too sperg to grab his own ass let alone a female's

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>>17454366
bro we've missed you
fanime wasnt the same without the drunken shenanigans. do your best to make it to the next bay area meet mate

>>17454394
When I found out Donald Trump was president I though all was lost.

a Federal Judge in the 9th circuit ruled that a Petty Offence of Crime Involving Moral Turpitude was not grounds for deportation, brain dead ICE agents thought they could get away with it.

>>17454412
Illegals get deported, you'll have your day.

>>17454402
the same drunken shinanigans that got me in trouble lel.

I got to deal with probation, but I'll try and make it to one.

>>17454427
only if ICE can catch me in the toegay

>>17454433
They can if they're driving modded P71's like mine. :')

>>17454427
not in california they dont

>>17454440
Who cares, it's cali, may as well be in mexico already.
So glad I left that shit state.

>>17454427
you're an absolute leftist any other time

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>>17454449
wtf are you talking about?

>>17454444
>dem quads

California retuning to Mexico Confirmed.

>>17454385
>>>/b/
>>17454453
>admitting to being a braindead moron
lol

>>17454457
>>>/lgbt/

>>17454453
>Make America Great Again
Let's start by raising the punishment for bestiality. :^)

>>17454444
Quads confirm

California is a sinking ship, I got the fuck out too
>tfw we might sell the house and move to Montana

>>17454464
>>>/pol/

back to your drumpfkin safespace retard

and stay there.

>>17454467
>the gay nigger hates trump
WOW, COLOR ME SURPRISED

>>17454467
>>>/lgbt/

>>17454466
I say let Mexico have it, then wait 5-10 years and let Mattis take it back, along with Baja California and surrounding areas. That time under drug cartel control should cull the SJW population a little too.

>>17454469
>liking trump
I don't have brain damage so I don't support morons.

anyways back to /pol/ you racist
>>17454470
>>>/pol/

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Ayy lmao

>>17454466
you cant overlook that California is the RICHEST STATE IN THE UNION. Despite being progressive with a large social safety net. Go ahead and leave senpai

>>17454478
4chan is /pol/ sorry
facts are facts

>>17454481
It's the biggest state and it has heavy agriculture; no shit it's got resources. It's still a crime-riddled shithole with oppressive laws.

>>17454489
The facts are in.

Trump is an idiot and so are you.

>>17454494
fake news

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>>17454492
>STATUS: MAD

Its the agricultural sector, often worked by Hispanics.

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>>17454473
Or Mattis could simply invade Mexico for the lulz

>>17454467
>poorfag nigger hating on Trump
Get a job busrider

>>17454494
Trump's an idiot, Hillary's an un-American crook. There were no good choices, and I'll take a drooling retard over the personification of the Democratic party any day.

>>17454500
So you're saying mexicans are low IQ and good at labor, farming etc.
That's not a very good thing to be proud of.

>>17454504
and there is no reason to oppress them.

>>17454500
Yeah, California has done well profiting off of illegal labor. Doesn't change the fact that it's a crime-riddled shithole with oppressive and unconstitutional laws.

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>>17454502
>stop bullying trump! ;__;
Sorry I'm not stupid enough to be a republican.

pic related is cuck trump
>>17454503
I suppose. Still doesn't make him any less retarded.

>>17454508
>and there is no reason to oppress them.
They are destroying everything we have built, so yeah, that's wrong.

>>17454271
OH GOD HE DELIVERED
also you look a bit like Riley Stearns, you could get lucky and end up getting a chick that's Mary Elizabeth Winstead tier

>>17454504
"we need mexicans to do the jobs white people won't." - democrats

>>17454369
this, did he get it repainted?

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>>17454522
Yea, except Mexicans do the same jobs as whites for cheaper. Maybe if white people weren't so worthless there wouldn't be a problem.

>>17454522
Farming seems to be going fine in the midwest where there's a fraction of the number of mexicans vs cali, so yeah....

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>>17454504
>So you're saying mexicans are low IQ

bitch, meet me outside.

>>17454522
if it doesn't pay 100K a year it's not a job, it's a yob.

>>17454465
based autistic CVPI
>>17454366
>now I'm officially an "illegal alien" :^)
but you were working legally before, right? I mean if you had a work permit once...
>>17454427
dogfuckers will hang, you'll have your day
if you don't drive off a cliff first, that is
kys

>>17454532
>>17454369
It's a different car. That pic is like 7-8 years old.

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>>17454481
"Richest" state is a figure in gross, money accounted before it goes back out. California is bankrupt as shit. It literally can't pay police to patrol the streets, it gives its money in food stamps and welfare to drug dealers and lazy ass crack addicts, abe it literally loses tax revenue every day from homeowners and businesses moving out to Las Vegas and Reno where taxes are cheap, land is cheap and the EPA isn't fucking everyone. California is literally afloat upon federal funding and its import/export in Los Angeles will crumble like broken glass if Calexit goes through (it won't lol). And California's agriculture goes nowhere because half the land is dried up and getting worse as Sacramento continues to pump what little water it has into big cities and away from the farms. Half the Alfalfa it grows is sold to China instead of feeding its own once-thriving dairy farm population

TLDR fuck you California sucks ass

>>17454500
so Cali profits from what basically amounts to modern slavery, that being underpaid workers thanks to their illegal alien status
fucking nice job killing the working class and exploiting the vulnerable foreigners at once, really progressive

>>17454548
whites and asians fall on the right*
Leave it to me to fuck that one up :3
Imma go get some mcdoubles from black non-high school diploma having fast food workers, I'll be back in like an hour.

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>>17454548
Nice screenshot of your iq results, retard.

>>17454508
you mean like underpaying them as the illegal aliens they are?

>>17454557
>dogfucker can't post because he's rangebanned
omg lol.

>>17454564
>alphonse calling someone a dogfucker
last time I checked you were a furfag too

>>17454557
Grab Al a job application, pretty sure his family is sick of him stinking up their section 8 housing all day

>>17454513
I don't care if you talk shit on Trump. We both know you'd catch his small ass hands across your jaw if you met in the street

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look if you guys want to discuss fucking politics go to /pol/, this is a bully free car board

>>17454571
He has bodyguards moron. How would I ever get past them?

>trump supporters this stupid
lol
>>17454570
im not a dirty furfag? wtf?
>>17454576
cummy is a braindead dogfucker so i mention these things to trigger him.

>>17454557
>>17454548
>Being unironically racist in the current year
Sure is summer in here. Most of us just call our minority friends racial epithets because we all think it's funny. We also realize that crime rate discrepancies by race are caused by criminal subcultures rather than any kind of racial attribute.

>>17454576
Hey, this beats posting ancient FB pics of tripfags.

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>>17454580
>im not a dirty furfag? wtf?
your first post in this board was about making a g/fur thread

>>17454592
nice obsession. looks like i have yet another stalker

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>>17454580
Even if he didn't, he'd still pop you in the fucking jaw and piss on the back of your head while you cower and proclaim your obedience to MAGA and KEK

>>17454595
>knowing the most cancerous tripfags who shit up the whole board is an obsession

>>17454583
>not being racist in the face of evidence
top kek
that said intelligent niggers exist and so do dumb whites and dumb asians
race impacts in large samples

>>17454597
No, he wouldn't. He's an old piece of shit.
>>17454599
im not a tripfag? wtf????

>>17454595
You're too new for this, but you piss on /o/'s feet too long and you'll get doxxed. Anyone else here remember Turkeyyy the Titan?

>>17454605
>implying it matters whether you're a tripfag or a namefag

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>>17454605
He beat Hillary and Bernie, he'll beat you too

>>17454612
and he'll like it

>>17454607
sperg more
>>17454608
autism
>>17454615
true. I love white cock and I'm into slave dom.

>>17454617
>getting this mad
Obama is shit, Hilary lost, and now you have to get a job :D

>>17454623
nice projection

>>17453221
>bringing a knife to a gunfight

>>17454583
I'm not racist, I'm a race realist.
>>17454617
>love white cock
Please keep the aids to yourself and your own race.

>>17454703
>keep the aids to yourself
I can't spread hiv on medication????? wtf? and no i won't keep to my own race because i prefer white guys

bump for autism to read when i wake up

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>>17454115
>I already have a weed-whacker

>>17454396
I think they assume that if they watch someone long enough, they'll get to see their lives implode, like Frosty's did.

>>17454396
You're just upset no one pays attention to you

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>>17456255

This.

>>17455999
End your life.

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>>17456265
who is this semen demon?

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Reminder that I have the nicest panther on this website, not that it matters because who cares

>>17454072
>loses control at 5 mph

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>>17456272

>>17456341
qt desu

is his boipucci taken?

>>17456385

Yes, but only by random black guys in the bathroom at TGI Friday's.

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>>17454271
No Delet allowed

>>17456413
why are you guys stalking him? lol. seems like a cool guy

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>>17454623
Since you're back; said I would faggit

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>>17456419
>>17456385
>>17456272
>>17454743
>>17454717
>>17454625
>>17454617

You forgot to fix your name when you switched between tripping and namefagging, Allan.

>A is for
>A is fo4

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>>17456437
who is alan. You are retarded.

>>17456321
Paint looks damn good. What's done to it?

>>17456460
He doesn't modify cars. He just buys cheap shitheaps and drives them till they don't run anymore.

>>17453213
How can you see this dork driving around in this shitbox and NOT think he's the biggest fucking nerd you've ever seen in your life? He looks like he wear corrective shoes for autists. Look at this fucking guy L O L

>>17456476

I bet'd have a 40 minute argument over why it's his personal choice to wear Velcro shoes.

>>17456460
>>17456448

Shut up Allan, you know how to spell your own name.

>>17456460
>>17456473

Nothing, but he mostly right

>>17456430
Fake and gay

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>Everyone in Cali leaving
What a shame, I am still looking for a car then going to these meets eventually
ILLEGAL aliens PLEASE LEAVE OR WORK TO BECOME LEGAL reee

>>17453217
1993 Nissan truck.
Would swap a 6.4 hemi and manual in it out of salvage titled car. Then I would blow money on what ever breaks after.

>>17456476
>Nerd
You know I'm an IT dork right? Have you ever met IT people? Most of them make me look normal...

>>17454444
California is bad because muh liberals, while still being mexifornia.

>>17454504
I'm Mexican and I don't give a shit what happens to California but all I can think of when you start flinging poop about Mexicans is
>hi I'm mrcrummy and I hate Mexicans because they are getting more people to go in there mechanic shops and stealing my business I am having a MEEEEEEEEELTDOOOWWWWNN!

>>17453217
The shitbox is an 86, what I've done to it is a supercharger, water-methanol injection, rotors and pads if an upgrade fits the remaining budget and a cross to hang from the mirror. Then I pray for the engine and transmission to reach the end of the race.

>>17456547
>had to do jury duty yesterday
>one of the jurors in the box got triggered because another juror said he doesn't agree with gays
on the interesting side, the Mexicans in the box were pretty educated compared to everyone else

Drop a GTE under the hood and a locking Dana44 under the bed. The rest goes into the paint, gloss black, with a deep red stripe that turns up at a 45 degree angle 3/4 of the way down and terminates. I then proceed to stay right the hell on his was all the way to the crash, driving off with my qt in the most badass driftmanche ever built.

>>17456718
So it's the autistic equivalent to the A-Team van...?

>>17456741
Does the A-team van make 650 to the wheels?

>>17456782
Probably. But only after a 5-minute montage of everyone welding things.

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>>17456506
U

>>17454465
But then who would have sex with you?

>>17457093
See
>>17456400

>>17457212
can i be one of those black guys? ;^)

>>17457230
Only if you're NeonNig.

>>17457282
>>17457230
If I wear my tear away sweat pants, can we make it a three-way?

>>17457451
Of course. Because remember, it's not gay if it's a three-way.

>>17453322
>drops oil
>oh wait you're already looking him in the eyes
>shoot him as he reaches for the smokescreen button
>sit back and watch the crash
>retrieve your onsa amano body pillow
>nobody steals your waifu

>>17456321
>le bacon xd
reddit

>>17456476
>having anything against nerds
He seems a bit dorky yes but other than that a nice guy and the car is pretty cool. Maybe if I was a burger I would be prejudiced against it though, I've heard they have a reputation for being ghetto because niggers buy them due to being cheap or something like that. The Marauder is cooler though.

>>17457212
WTF kys faggot
I thought you were a nice guy until that post

>>17453258

> Implying Explorer PPs can catch up to anything

Come on now, son.

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>>17457581
>Getting this assblasted over a gay joke

>>17457566

Le old cop car you're retarded

Can't believe how many people don't get my license plate lmao

>>17457974
oh so it was a joke? you're fine in my book again then i guess

>>17456911
No u

>>17453258
Literally asked a state trooper about the cars at the gas station. Dude smiled as he told me how fast each car was stable at. Malibu was the top, then the Ford interceptor, then the suburban, and THEN the explorer.

>>17459012
>GM>Ferd in every category
Alphonse on suicide watch

>>17459012
reminder that the 2.0 Ecoboost interceptor outperforms the Malibu interceptor around a track.

>>17459140
>Alphonse
like clockwork lmfao
nobody cares about the track when on a hot pursuit nigger

>>17459147
Malibu is also slower to 60. rotflmao.

>>17459153
literally doesn't matter, enjoy your boyracing while the bad guy speeds away at 150 mph

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Chase him down in my Civic so I can watch him molest and possibly kill my gf.

>>17459176
>kill my gf
with his thundercock?
also you're a cuck

>>17459168
>damage control

>>17459190
>projecting

>>17459198
cool autobiography

>>17459206
>deflecting while projecting

>>17459237
nice projection

>>17459279
Said the projectionist

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Stop replying to yourself

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>>17459295
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>>17459186

>projectile vomiting

>>17454066
>a literal redditor

>>17459291
cool projection

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>>17459441
>gets btfo
>c-cool projection hehe!

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>>17453237
He did say crush/oneitis.
Those are both gender neutral.
Also shit, with $10k I can put a twin turbo on my 350Z, smoke literally anything on the road, and have plenty left over to cover my car in anime stickers.
Vic's going down.

>>17459455
yeah but it has an Aston V12
you'll be cucked, there's no way around it

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>>17459465
stay btfo

>>17459458
Is this a straight line or does it involve some actual driving skills? I'm pretty sure that engine put in a Vic does not a good car make. Rocket sled, maybe....

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>>17459477
said the sperg

I wish alphonse had a dad and cummy never watched Balto or whatever animated movie he watched as a kid made him want to abuse animals

>>17459489
I mean one that stuck around.

>>17459489
He said dad, not daddy

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>>17459487
kek
>>17459489
>is worst emma your waifu
ewwww

>>17459499
>don't be so perverted. I have a father.
hard to tell with the pic you posted you fucking faggot

>>17459489
oh and btw frogfu is not watson, it's Emily "Emma" Stone

>>17459499
Come on, we all know you only have beef with cummy all of a sudden because he outted you as a fatherless niglet who lives in the las vegas ghetto, among other things. You only attack him so we don't attack you.

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>>17459549
>Have you even seen how they are outside of their acting careers?
yes, Worst Emma is an unhinged feminist and a globalist puppet and Best Emma gives her boyfriend love punches and keeps smiling even after dumb accidents happen to her.

>>17459549
"loving the male form" is different from wanting to have sex with dudes
seek help

>>17459567
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>>17459153
Can you fags get a room, jesus christ.

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>>17459571
>There's nothing wrong with me.
keep telling that to yourself

>>17459572
we need to oppress namefags off the site

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>>17459577
>he can't into etymology

>>17459586
shitty egotrolls are so predictable

>>17459596
i say jump and you do it
you think you are the troll lol

>>17459600
good boy

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>>17453217
>LS swap
>stance it

>>17459608
so obedient...

>>17459609
wtf is with those rear wheels
also why ruin it two times?

>>17459611
lol look at this loser having a meltdown

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>this thread is still going
>Alphonse still sperging while simultaneously on damage control

>>17456255
Godi a shit :D And log in sometime soon

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>>17459622
>he thinks it's me
lmfao I went to take a shit and you got BTFO in the meantime

>>17459633
lol look at this loser having a meltdown

ill right. i have to go beddy bye.

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>>17459645
>alphonse ragequits
imagine my shock

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>>17459647
>imagine my shock
the one that says that is Paul Joseph Watson, not Pence

>>17459645
Get some sleep, your mom's new boyfriend says you need to get a part time job at McDonalds

>>17459653
>alphonse's mother has a boyfriend
>he'll never marry that slut
>alphonse will never be "his wife's son"
ahahahaha what a fucking cuck
he probably turned into a faggot from listening to his mother moan as she got fucked by a random guy

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>>17459657
Best case scenario for Al is that his mom's bf gets drunk and molests him. Only way that little cuckboi will have a daddy

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>this fucking thread

>>17459850
>two scoops man
kys

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>>17459859
>expecting any better from a redditor
>>17459850
you have to go back

>>17459865
Go back? I've been here since before Chanology. You should probably go back to 9gag or Cheezburger or wherever it is you come from.

... God I've just wasted my life haven't I?

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>>17458906
U

>>17459888
>reddit spacing

>>17453213
Haven't laughed this hard on 4chan in a while, thanks op.

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Boi

>>17462987
When did this stupid fucking reddit spacing meme start?

I've been spacing my posts for 10 years. The fuck is wrong with breaking walls of text?

>>17464652

Spacing between every fucking sentence is what a moron does. It shows you're a fucking retard who doesn't know how to structure a paragraph and should probably fuck off back to that shithole website.

>>17464652
We hate reddit spacing because you're autistic and you can't handle a fucking single enter press and you need to fucking do two enter presses which ruins your post.
Fucking redditor, I bet you capitalize reddit too.

>>17464663
>>17464674
smells of summer

>>17464726
>projecting
Is like you don't know CVPI is a literal redditor, that's why he's being called out on his reddit spacing, newfag.

>>17464768
I filter every namefag as soon as I come across them.

>>17459614
You put stockies on the back for more rubber when you rip burnouts in your residential estate, and also because you can easily replace them by robbing the tire bin at bob jane

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I challenge him to a race on the touge

>>17464790
I'm talking about the steelies, not the size

>>17464652
Newfags that are so young they never been on a BBS forum that had post formatting rules so posts don't look like shit for people to read. People seem to think sloppy writing is """""4chan""""" when in reality it's just mobilefags making it the norm.

>>17464992
>pretending to be an oldfag and failing this hard
BBS posts had double spacing only between paragraphs. Don't try to mix it up with reddit spacing.

>>17453213
I'd get a Fiero and do a rotary swap

>>17453217
It wouldn't really be challenge before the 10k, a pigfat P71 even with 700hp can't outrun an weightless hobbit on an R1.

>>17464663
Alright, just how fucking stupid are you? Read my post again. >>17459888

Notice how there are two sentences that are connected by idea and flow, then a new paragraph is started when two things happen; there is a deliberate pause in the "narration" of the writing, and there is a change in subject matter.

Don't try to FUCKING lecture me on writing when you can't read/write above a 4th grade level yourself, you fucking potato.

>>17464674
>We