So, my cars computer had a stroke today

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>>17445338
Uhm..

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Nice fuel economy

I-I think it tries to communicate...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5wAak66HDI&t=8

>>17445338
>>17445352
>>17445362
>this is how Skynet started

>>17445362
>the car pays you for gas

Now this is comedy. What car?

>>17445338
>calling you a tart
rude af

Preplease op

>>17445424
looks like a Volkswagen or an Audi

>>17445338
>VAGshit

not even once

>>17445370

Holy shit, she's fired.

>>17445338
>>17445352
>>17445362
Of course it's a fucking Audi

>>17445440
Renault Megane 1.5Dci from 2004

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H-help me.
What does my Renault want

>>17445519
A new brain and central nervous system.

Run before it kills you OP

>>17445529
this, skynet is assuming control

>>17445519
I think you need to add some FU3 381 by the next 45.5 liters.

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I am scared guys

>>17445549
you're a big car

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>>17445549
>mfw

>>17445549
So cars are baneposting too these days?

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What does it want

>>17445338
Well, if it was your ECU that was shitting the bed, we'd know it because you'd be bitching about it not cranking or starting.

My guess is some solder joints have gotten cracked in the display. If it still runs and the CEL isn't coming on, I'd just ignore the problem. It's getting into shitbox territory, basically.

If you really really insist on fixing it, you're probably going to have to pull it out of the dash and figure out which solder joints failed or go pull a working unit out of a scrapyard and replace it.

>>17445555
>auto lage
>lage
>lager
To the camps with you, Anon.

>>17445576
It wants you to check the audiovisual levels.

>>17445610
No, it's saying the audiovisual levels are 6. CTK, whatever that means.

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Where is the + pedal

>>17445637
Is there a volume up button somewhere?

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I-i l..

>>17445650
IT'S STARTED MAKING THREATS
RUN
RUN FAR AWAY

>>17445650
pleasure me insert cock or?

>>17445470
She actually had a stroke and wasn't aware she was speaking like that

>>17445555
Bitches love my Auto Lage D!

>>17445660
Not a stroke actually, a nervous breakdown due to stress.

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Prep and start??
What does it want!!

>>17445441

>bench racing bus rider

Into the trash you go.

>>17445689
Prepare to lease a new car

>tfw youre so autismo you dont realize the car is flirting
give her the cock anon
become one

>>17446679
>t. half-dude

>>17445338
This is why you don't buy french.
They always get retarded electronic/electric issues.

Looks like a HD44780 controller to me. Disconnect the battery and let it sit for 10 min.
Even if the display is toast its like 3€ on amazon.

>>17445650
well, insert your cock then!

>>17445362
>his car generates 6.5 liters of fuel each 100 km
TEACH ME MASTER

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>>17446799
>audi
>french
Fuck off mjet. You have good taste but you talk about stuff you don't know shit about.

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>>17446812
Is that a radeon? Can I use my car to mine bitcoins?

>>17447340
At least read the thread before you post. You can see clearly that this is a Renault. And if that wasn't enough
the Owner even said it himself. >>17445515

>>17446799
>This is why you don't buy french.
>They always get retarded electronic/electric issues.

says the faggot with the italian diesel hatchback

lmao

>>17445618
I see.

>>17446799
>Says the fag that owns a fucking punto of all cars

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The machines are becoming self aware

>>17447343
If you look at it that way its got a core clock of 270kHz a memory interface bandwith of 8bit and like 2kB of vram.

Seriously tho, if you see a 2 line character display somewhere, its 99% likely its a HD44780.

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This thread proves again why it is such a great idea to have selfdriving cars or later on selfdriving cars that don't even have physical windows anymore.

...and lock themselves while driving.

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OP, you should have destroyed the probe and not let it scan your car.

This fucking thread

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reminds me of this

>>17445519
Find f33 381 fluid and put in 45.5 liters of it to your car

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>>17445650
O-or what?

>>17445338
>FEED ME A STRAY CAT

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>>17445650
It's asking you to INSERT COIN, OP
didn't you ever go to the arcades as a kid?

>>17451402
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>17445689
Blinker fluid, OP, blinker fluid.

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>>17445689
Harness smoke

Hope someone is capping this shit

>>17451402
Why

>>17445338
My e65 745i had a problem with it thinking the engine was off when it was on and would change gear.

ITT: people amused by OP and his use of a scan tool to make his car display strange messages

>>17454172
wouldn't*

>>17454176
I didn't use any tool to get those messages on, it just does that sometimes

>>17454176
nice narrative
might as well call him a shill just to fit in more

Renault's are nice desu

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>>17445338
I'm sorry Dave. I can't do that.

>>17455579
WEW LAD

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>>17454586
*tips tinfoil hat*

Don't have the pic but this happened for windows once when its language file got corrupted.

The message was like:

>Something went wrong on your computer

and all the vowels were messed up. like

>Semothung wunt wrang an yuor campoter

need to find the pic

>>17445549
>since when you are the one in charge

>>17445362

Cali's new fuel economy standards are out of control

>>17445549
>>17445574
omg, we've meme'd computers into baneposting

>>17459433
meme magic