Anyone ever lost friends, family or girlfriends over car stuff?

My family and friends don't give a flying fuck about cars.

>>16893735

>GF is leaving my house one day
>Backs out of the driveway
>Somehow backs across the entire street too
>Runs into neighbor's car which was parked in their driveway
>Starts crying
>Asks me what she should do about it
>Tell her she needs to call her insurance company
>And find a new boyfriend

She didn't think I was serious, but I simply cannot tolerate such mental inadequacy in anyone, let alone someone I could potentially be stuck with for a great deal of my life.

ITT: Stories that never happened.

>>16893735
> Driving back from somewhere with a friend
> Wet roads, sharp corner just right
> I'm not paying for the tires on the car
> Lift-off oversteer coming out the corner
> Car comes around the next corner
> Correct slide, act like everything's normal
> Incident then cited later when friend decided they didn't want to know me anymore
> Along with my frustrations at their being a lazy shit and delaying shit by not getting out of fucking bed

> Ex constantly remarked about my speeding, because his parents were super law abiding and never ever broke the speed limits

Anyone who can't handle my driving isn't worth spending time on.

>>16893886
women are emotional creatures. If something goes wrong, they start crying or yelling. Reminds me of a story with my gf
>Cruising down some back roads
>Just talking, having fun
>Suddenly she asks where we are
>I don't know
>She starts freaking the fuck out that we might be in the hood at 9 pm
>Tell her to calm down and turn on GPS
>Just drive back home
>Nothing even happened

>take girlfriend to do an activity she is known to not enjoy
>she doesn't enjoy it
Fucking women why can't they be rational like us?

>that scowl you can just feel when you powerslide a wet onramp
Every time. And I lost the same gf because I was a drifter and she raced dirt track. We were in an endless loop of "No, I'm the better driver"

>>16893874
>my life is shit so everyone else's must be too

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>Out working on the car
>Doing a simple oil + filter change
>Gf wants me to spend more time with her, despite always being with her
>She finally gets upset enough since I had to go to the store to get a new copper crusher for oil cooler since I had to fix that during oil change
>Yells at me for always spending money on my shitbox
>Yells at me for spending some of my time driving
>She asks me if I need some space

>>16893735
>trying to no become wizard
>have been talking to semi qt
>she wants to meet up and go do something
>it's a nice day so I get bike and spare helmet
>show up to pick her up
> she comes outside and I hand her the spare helmet
>she stares at me for a bit, gives back helmet and goes back inside
>soul crushed
>think we'll fuck her then I'll go find a qt hop on
>realised I'm far to socal ly inept to actually make that work
>go ride for a few hours with my spare helmet as a passenger to kill the sadness
>prolly gonna end up as wizard anyway but I do like riding bike.

>>16893941
You had the perfect girl and you didn't hatefuck each other every night to work out who was the better driver arguments? You fool!

what is this absolute faggotry and why is it tolerated on /o/?
>>16893735
fuck off with your gay blog post
>>>/b/

>>16894024
>hatefuck each other every night
That's actually exactly what would happen. Best sex I got is after races she placed last

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>>16893760
>She didn't think I was serious, but I simply cannot tolerate such mental inadequacy in anyone

>>16894016
I've heard this one before
Sucks dude.. she was obviously a stupid bitch to not want a ride on orgasm machine and a rude cunt to walk away without saying anything
You got lucky, too bad couldn't get your dick wet tho

>>16893885
Are you a woman? If so hit the touge with me

>>16894016
post pics of bike

>>16894016
The fuck was her problem? Women love bikes. When I started commuting by bike occasionally, I got so much attention for it it was crazy. Girls wanted a ride, guys wanted to know how hard it was, or to sit on it, or how much it cost.
Once I have a full license, a bigger bike, and a spare helmet, I'll definitely give rides. Assuming the scratches on the helmet I've got (I fell off, scrape is about jawbone level) now don't worry people.

>>16894151
Do people really just lie like this on the Internet?

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>>16894151
Good God, I feel awkward just reading that. Women may like motorbikes but they ain't gushing through their panties at the mere sight of one...

>see his headlights do a 360 in my rear view
>start hysterically laughing
to be fair thats not a great reaction to have to your friend spinning out.
You really should have checked on them right away.

>>16894151
If you had your helmet get impacted from the fall you should replace it. Most helemts are rated to save your life once. After that they are compromised.

>>16894413
You cant stop or turn around on the togue. No room. He pulled off first chance he could. Thats the best you can do.

how about you dumb idiots stop going after materialistic whores

how about you dumb idiots stop going after 3d girls

>>16894510
It wasn't impacted. I hit the ground sideways, and the helmet scraped rather than bounced. It's fine, just missing a little paint that blends in with the vinyl on it anyway.

>>16894151
>Girls wanted a ride, guys wanted to know how hard it was, or to sit on it, or how much it cost.
about the bike or are you ftm?

>>16894413
>>16894413

>>16893985
>thread about emotional rollercoasters
>calls someones life shit

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>>16894095
Pic of bike
>>16894065
It does suck indeed

>>16894151
Never found out what her beef was since she was a cunt I just stopped talking to her.

For reference thus happened before I crashed it so it was still clean as fuck

>>16894016
>have a nice bikefu
>become a wizard

Life couldn’t be better for you.

>tfw no bike

>>16894004
if you didnt say yes you are cuck

Not lost but
>be me a loner poorfag
>Dad recently lost job
>Moms job only supports groceries
>in a car crash and car totaled
>can't afford even a 3k Civic
>Dad goes on a drinking binge
Those were dark times

>>16894016
>>trying to no become wizard

Why???

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>>16894714
>buy a 2k civic with a HORRENDOUS interiour
>stains everywhere, gross shit, etc. cloth, it had been detailed too
>Just fucking rip everything out
>All of it
>put in a dope ass bucket seat I got off craigslist
>drive around for a while in it don't give a fuck was pretty fun
>meet girl
>hit it off
>can you come pick me up this Friday?
>Uhhhh, my car only has one seat
>She thought I was blowing her off
>Try to explain
>Just storms off
>never responded to texts

>>16894756
i remember that manga

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>>16894716

Some people just don’t know the finer things in life

>>16893735
Yes; here's my life:
(Ages are a best-guess)

>17-year-old-me
>Driving a broken-down DeLorean
>GF accuses me of cheating; never have, never would, because the car "breaks down too often"
>Gives me the choice of her or the car
>Choose car

>Age 20
>GF's mom side-swiped my Cadillac
>I get upset
>GF says that it's fine because the car was shit
>I say it's not and that I like that car
>Ask mom to pay for busted mirror; GF gets mad
>GF and I get into huge fight
>We break up then
>GF's mom pays for mirror

>Be 24
>Buy a project car after time in the Army
>New GF doesn't like it
>Need a parts car
>Buy parts car
>GF says that if I buy another car, she's leaving me
>$10k DeTomaso Pantera comes up for sale
>Welp, I'm single again

>26
>GF wants me to sell my '59 Cadillac to buy us a house
>Say I'll consider it; am serious
>Buy replacement car in advance of sale so I'll still have a fun car
>Gets mad that I spent my money on the new car; she paid NOTHING towards any of our expenses
>Bitch suddenly wants an open relationship
>Literally kick her and her things out and don't let her back in

I also tend to buy a new car every time I have issues with the end of a relationship to keep from being too lonely.

Too bad there are no women here; I need a new one.

>>16894892
>>$10k DeTomaso Pantera comes up for sale
>>Welp, I'm single again
kek

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>>16894690
>>have a nice bikefu
>>become a wizard
It's not nearly as nice anymore
>>16894716
I've got 3 years before that happens. Hopefully I can get my shit together so it doesn't happen

>>16894922
>3 years
>tfw still 5+ years to go

We can make it, bruv. Theres still a reason to live.

Anyone got any advice on how to actually find a decent woman? I'm running out of options.

>>16895049
Being or pretending to be Mormon/Catholic/ etc. Is a good way to meet nice white women if that's your thing


You can do the same thing with Muslims though with more difficulty/risk

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>>16895049
>decent
>woman

>>16893735
What's up with those girls faces. It looks like they have masks on. Their eyes are so sunken

>>16894151
My ex had a crippling fear of motorcycles. Like legit would have a mini panic attack when I asked if she wanted to take the bike.

Women have a lot of fear of death and generous activities.

>>16895222
Anyone with that level of neuroses isn't a keeper.

>>16894892
>>16895049
Find woman also into cars. She prolly wont be a 9or10 but much better to deal with on a regular basis
>>16895222
That is a possibility why she turned and walked

>>16895250
Notice how I stated that she was my ex

>>16894892
>10k Pantera
Wat
How fucked was it?

>>16893885
let's do mad skidz together

>>16895177
Tried it; religion is too cucked for me. I also hate mudslimes with a passion.

>>16895258
I would love to, but I've never met a single one that wasn't the car equivalent of a "gamer girl"

>>16895356
Consider joining a fun gym like rock climbing or something. Car girls are usually autistic though

>>16894655
Nice bike anon, I see you post in /osg/ from time to time. I know nothing about bikes, did it come with that paint job? Reminds me of Akira for some reason.

>>16895267
It needed everything redone; I didn't have it long enough to take any pictures; just long enough to trailer it home before I sold it for $15k, but when my GF called and I said I was buying a car she threw a fit.

Lost a girlfriend that day, but made $5,000.00; so, not too bad.

>driving evo to car show
>my bf FUCKING HATES MY CAR
>he says i become a different person when im speeding
>yea i feel truly happy and free
>put car into super sport mode
>about to hit onramp
>drop it into 1st
>fucking floor it
>bang through 1st, 2nd, then into 3rd
>glance over
>BF is hyperventalating and getting all cry-y
>i tell him to calm down everythign is fine
>he gets pissy with me
>i only hit 80mph

>>16895544

Are evos the new fagmobiles?

>>16895544
I'll be your bf bb

>>16895556
Always have been

Why are there so many dang fags here?

>>16895605
The internet turned queer.

>>16895605
dracula u better pray i dont see you at an /o/ meet because i WILL hatefuck you into submission

>>16894922
Jesus you absolute madman get a fuckin pro and get your dick wet, women can smell desperation

>>16895627
>get's btfo so hard he turns gay

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>>16894655
That pillion looks uncomfortable as fuck no wonder she gave the helmet back to you. Next time show up on a Triumph Bonneville T120.

>>16893897
+1 upvoted

>put car into super sport mode

>>16895556
Apparently

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>>16895373
Yea that's how it came found on craigslist.
>>16895630
I'm trying anon

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>>16895544

Glad I can drive this car without being called a fag anymore, thanks Shitsubishi Lancer!!

>>16895627
Dude, I'm in Texas. 99% of the time I have a gun.

>>16895781
I got a "gun" for ya bb

>>16894922
did you put the eurobeat sticker on while riding on the freeway?

>>16895364
+1 to rock gym
im still autistic as fuck, but theres cute girls, never any whales (because they cant lift themselves) and theres a lot of cool guys there.

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>>16895797
Me, too.

>>16894519
>not able to do a sick doughie and spin around on a dime
wrong weel drive?

>>16895364
>>16895823

+1 for bouldering gyms.
Same thing but without the ropes so you need less knowledge to show up and just do it and I see so many people doing it alone rather than with friends so I don't get the feel that it's awkward to do it alone. Also only need to rent/borrow shoes if you're casual.

Quite the opposite. My first gf was also a mechanical engineering student (now a Ford engineer) and when I pulled up in my STi it was over. Had sex within 6 hours of meeting her lol.

>>16893735
You people sound absolutely terrible. I'm an auto enthusiast, I like driving fast, but I don't do it with passengers unless they are into it.

>>16893760
>And find a new boyfriend
SAVAGE

Friends that don't like cars aren't worth having

>>16895544
why are you dating such whiny trash?

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>>16895851
>CZ
noice

>>16893735
No really car stuff, but kinda related.
>helped girlfriend through depression, alcoholism, etc.
>there at hospital and treatment facilities daily
>visiting her in in-patient facilities every visiting day
>always by her side, whenever she needed me and for whatever she needed
>she gets injured, sick, etc. I'm there for her, taking care of her, etc.
>driving home one day
>go to hit brakes, pedal hits the floor, wat
>panic for 3 seconds before reaching for emergency brake
>too late
>slam into the back of some pickup at ~40 mph
>airbag deployed
>head bleeding
>go to hospital
>call gf en route
>she is at home, without work, doing nothing on couch
>cba to come down and sit with me at hospital
>hang up on her

Few months later
>still taking care of this bitch
>get wisdom teeth out
>just want my head rubbed and to be relaxed and trip out on acetaminophen and morphine or whatever
>she's nowhere to be found, out till midnight
>found out she was cheating
>after all I did for her!?
>kick her ass on the street
Last I checked she was bouncing around sober living houses getting mistreated by a bunch of alcoholics anonymous folks who only drink and fuck each other like the promiscuous shit bags they are. Have fun getting beaten by a drunk and left by the side of the road pregnant, bitch.

>>16895981
because he's a faggot

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Me1GIDy-U9g

>>16896091

No offense but you sort of sound like a massive cuck.

>>16896325
>kicked bitch out on the street to be raped by the homeless
>cuck

Pick one.

>>16896314
I wasn't ready for all those fells anon, what a good example of editing

>>16896314
Bretty gud

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>Ddive my AE86 down the toegay
>Boyfriend tells me to slow down
>I don't
>Induce oversteer while laughing maniacally
>Keeps slapping
>Stop the car
>Kick him out
>He hops into some guy's white Altezza
>Welp

>>16895544
Are you the owner of the galactic evo?

>>16893738
same. Dad agreed to help me buy a sportscar tho.
Mostly so he can bully me whenever I ask to borrow his suv to carry stuff.

>>16894892
you are a champ

Are you the night wave dracula?

>>16893735
Lost a gf because I bought a truck (that i need for work) over something she wanted a Hyundai wagon thing.

>>16896091
You see, this is why i am paranoid about trying to help someone that needs help. Because you never know if they are a wolf in sheep's clothing.

>>16897380
there's only one Dracula on /o/ anon

>no qt to fight over car related stuff with
>passenger seat always empty

>>16897546
>tfw you remove all seats because no one uses the others

Makes my car lighter, but the feels heavier.

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>reasonably good friend at the time
>fucking annihilates my corolla in the driveway because "it was dark"
>fucking proper pushed it 2 meters down the driveway
>"Yeah sorry man i'll pay for it"
>get a couple of quotes for the repair
>Stops replying to my calls/texts
>don't have the money or a car to borrow
>have to lodge a claim with insurance
>car was taken away and repaired
>insurance company chased him for the money
>starts calling and harassing me calling me a piece of shit

welp

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>drive a pretty beaten SOHC 86
>gf always harassing me to buy a new car
>finish school
>get full time job
>buy a mint ke70 with 86 running gear
>she shits a fucking house
>saying how she's always so embarrassed whenever we pull up anywhere
>"this is an even bigger piece of shit than the last one"
>"Why can't you just get a normal car?"

relationship ended about a week later

>>16895190
fetal alcohol syndrome

>>16896432
>provide emotional support for a woman while she sleeps with tyrone
>not a cuck
You finally realized and kicked her to the curb, so maybe there's hope for you in the future. But for now, you're a cuck.

>>16893735
I don't have anything to add to the thread, other than the OP pic is the most white trash thing I've seen in a while.

>>16893735
twice. First one in a car crash, second one left me because I spent too much time with my cars

>>16897718
>>insurance company chased him for the money
Didn't he have insurance to pay for it?

>>16894077
>>16895288
Just because I know how to get a small FWD car sideways in the wet, and speed habitually?

>>16897380
Yes, but I haven't been to an event in ages because they keep scheduling them for the weekends I work and I moved an hour north of Houston.

>>16893735
ya, my friend died in a car accident

>>16898035
we miss you.
Lots of meets happen weekdays too.

>>16894756

You idiot that's when you haul ass to the junk yard and get a seat lol

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>>16894892
>GF's mom side-swiped my Cadillac

>GF says that it's fine because the car was shit

NOT FUCKING OKAY

>>16898055
I average 105 hours of work per week; I'd you include on-call hours. It's hard to get away and the reason I intend to change jobs.

Now, the only thing I do in my spare time, besides work on cars and bi-weekly bowling, is try to go out with a woman a week.

If someone has a cute sister or a GF with a single friend in the Houston area, that would be motivation to get to an event.

>>16898173
Why do you think we broke up after that? I'm not putting up with that shit.

>>16897868
He kicked her out the moment he found out he was getting cheated on.

You are not a cuck because she cheats on you, you are a cuck when you think its ok.

He's a fucking alpha. He kicked the shit outta her the moment he found out.

>>16894792
What manga?

My dad almost disowned me when i was 15.

>parents away for the weekend
>awwwyiss.jpeg
>im the oldest
>convice my two brothers we should take the Delta 88 out for a joy ride
>haulin ass on a back road
>lets see what she can do
>get it up to 90mph
>shit starts shakin and comin loose
>better slow down
>BAM!
>hit a railroad crossing at 75mph
>we spent about 4 seconds airborne
>then we dove into the middle of the road
>the front ends completely fucked fluids coming over from everywhere
>the frame is fucking bent.
>somehow managed to crawl home
>dad and mom came home early
>dad was waiting at the driveway with a shovel in his hands


the next 4 months ive managed to keep from my memory, but I remember lots of ass kickings

>>16899742
Strewth mate, did ya call him a bitchcunt?
I was skidding my dads vs ss at 15, he kept giving me shit for wrecking tyres but I told him he was doing that by chirping at every light

>>16895049
>with girl for 12 years
>she leaves me for some old dude 15 years older than us
>girl at work comes onto me
>shes fantastic

Life is good dude. Don't look so hard and they will come.

>>16900000
what a waste

>>16893735
It's smart to keep the girlfriend and racing seperate. She can appreciate your skill and your car without you being a hormoned jackass.

I speak from my youthful experience. Thank God I never hurt any pasenger I took on my stupid rides. Now I don't put anyone but myself in danger when I race / drive with spirit.

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>>16900006
Well I learned a lot from that relationship and can apply that shit to this one. This new girl is 6 years younger than I am and is a fucking minx in the sack. It's awesome. Plus she loves my car while my ex hated it. Pic related.

>>16900122
How old are you now anon I'm curious

>>16900122
I can relate to this, I'm finally with a girl who is into cars and its great. She is likewise oversexed.

Nice clean 5.0 btw

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>>16900142
30.

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>>16900146
Thanks dude.

>>16900000
> Older dude gets young hottie
> Cucked fag trades up
> Quints one-sixtynine get

Life IS good

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>>16900000
WITNESSED

>>16900164
My ex was an ugly cow. Girlfriend now is hot as fuck. Life is REALLY good.

>>16900147
So is "age just a number" type thing for a lot of people? I personally don't care or is there an age difference people should draw the line like example: a 21 year old with an 18 year old

>>16900323
I think it matters less as you get older. I was kind of weirded out by the age difference before we got together but when I'm with her now it doesn't cross my mind at all. 45 - 30 years difference with my ex is way too fucking much though. The guy has a son that was in my sisters graduating class in high school. It's disgusting.

>>16900006

Agreed

Quints like those don’t come often

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A story that happened to a guy I know
>long distance dates really superficial sociopathic bitch
>spends all his money to see her and spoil her because she has a princess complex
>lets her drive his car while he's at work and she's visiting
>she fucking speeds out of the parking lot of his job directly into an oncoming car because she's texting or some shit
>shit is totaled
>insurance money just goes to paying off the car
>promises she'll pay him back
>makes him buy her a plane ticket home since he can't drive her now
>never brings up the car again
>leaves him for a nigger she's been cheating on him with because he stops spoiling her
>keeps his dog
>he just accepts it
I really wish I was making this up.

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>>16900418
>mfw

>>16900323
>36 with a 26 y.o. Gf

Age only matters if you cant relate to them and actually have something to talk about and do in between fucking each other. Or they are immature and/or insecure.

So as a general rule I wont date anyone youger than 25, and probably within 10 years of me is preferrable.

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>>16900418

>>16900323
>age just a number
That's just something used to justify pedophilia.

Age fucking matters, because of relative maturity. You don't want some vapid immature cunt when you're looking to settle down, or to deal with a woman insecure about her ageing when you're still young and in your prime.

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>>16899390
This.

>>16894077
I assume the person is male and a homosexual. I find that more likely. I could be wrong.

>>16897733
If she can shit out houses you should have kept her. Could have made some money with such magic.

>>16900598
>age matters because of this abstract concept I just made up.

>>16900783
t. Pedo.

>>16894892
>gf wants me to sell my '59 cadillac for a house

This is when you know she's not the one

>>16894560
>>>/r9k/

>>16900833
While I don't disagree, I do have a desire to settle down and start a family; had she been the right one, I might have done it (only because I was extremely disappointed in that the car didn't live up to the hype.)

>>16897934
That's all you need to get going

>>16901193
Depends on if you're into bilkers, and someone who's probably stronger than you are.

>>16894151
>Once I have a full license
>yuropoors need special licenses to ride normal sized 1000cc bikes

Oh wow

>>16895049
RONERY DURIVA

>>16901307
It's to stop people slamming into walls and dying so much. I get that americunts have too many morons and need to cull some, though.
> 1L
> Bike
> Normal
Yeah, no. Pigfat and heavy and hard to turn
> Murrica
Oh, I see. You're a moron!

>>16893885
>never broke the speed limits
anyone who always adheres to the speed limit needs to drop that habit
in neighborhoods, going slow is fine, but on the highways, always go at same speed everyone else is going.

>>16901627
I got told to always stick to it. But that's because i live in a big fucking city with a country that allows cops to detain you for going 3 mph over the limit and with speed cams everywhere in the city.

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>>16895851
yo, how's that s&w auto? i found a 908 at my lgs but i found that the trigger was kind of garbage. I know it's not the same model buy I don't see too many in my area.

>>16900122
Nice Mustang. Nice marigolds, too.

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>>16896314
ITS BEEN A LONG DAY, WITHOUT YOU, MY FRIEND

>>16901997
Decent. It's an ex police gun and the one individual I shot with it died with the first round. The second was superfluous.

>>16902291
>shot someone ded

Do you really think you can just say something like this here and not have to elaborate further!?

>>16902104
That dude almost looks like Viktor Tsoi.

>>16902334
Story time fucking dracula!

>>16901354
Nice stockholm syndrome.

>>16900147
hnnnng I'm also in the 30 with a 5.0 and GF in mid 20's club. Feels real good man.

>>16894059
don't lie to yourself. you wouldn't willingly live with a retard, either.

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>>16900418
>took his dog

>>16902334
>>16902529
Guy stabbed my car with a knife and tried to stab me through the window; I shot him.

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>>16895544
Oh hey /o/ tan

>live alone
>buy a car to make friends
>maybe i could socialise from this
>still friendless

i honestly dont know how other people do it

>>16903132
>>buy a car to make friends
Logic not found.


My life is sad but i WILL give you a small tip i got:

Lovers and friends can be obtained in the most odd and dire situations. Countless friends of mine were met by pure casuality or i was close to never even having them. Use odd situations to your advantage.

>>16901354
1l or more is actually liter pretty common in America since cruisers like Harleys often have 1l+ V4s and of course the popularity of widow maker crotch rockets.

>>16903160
Crotch rocket sounds like a company that makes sex toys.

>>16903178
I think that's one of the reasons the term is used,since it sounds like a innuendo.

>>16903148
but how do i find odd situations? im as boring and stale as it gets

>>16903241
Even from a car crash or from commenting on a guy's car's. Going to a car meet, finding someone in a car store, or just online.

Just dont do it every single time all the time or you will look like if you are desperate for social interaction and will make you look weird.

Not every friendship you might have will be great, and not every great friendship starts soon.

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>>16902882
>stabbed your car
poor bastard was too dumb to live
rip in pieces muggeroni
all glory to the Count

>>16900872
That's fair.

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>>16893735
>gf super sick with bronchitis
>can't walk her dog or anything
>offer to take her dog to the dog park a few miles away
>drive to the dog park, good times playing fetch and watching doggos run around being doggo friends
>driving back to gf's place down rural highway going ~60-65
>some redneck in his F-150
>Tap brake lights a few times to try and get his dumb ass to just pass me
>Continues to ride my ass like a cheap hooker
>Rural highway starts to turn into suburban road
>Start braking very gradually down to about 40 because cunt behind me is so close basically all I can see is his grill
>He decides this is the time to overtake
>Redneck McFuckface slams on the gas and clips the bumper of my Cobalt sending it into a spin as it speeds off
>spin into drainage ditch where my car flips
>By the time I collect myself and realize what just happened gf's dog is dead(snapped neck)
>She blames me
>Breaks up with me a few days later over it

I've gotten over her just fine but I still have feels for her dog. He deserved better.

>>16903449
>>She blames me
>>Breaks up with me a few days later over it
I might sound like an ass but IMO you are better off without THAT kind of people.....

>>16894611
underrated post

>>16894611
ayyyyy

>be me
>cruising with gf along hill road, beautiful afternoon sunset view
>mk3 supra bc jdm fag
>every corner i turn she holds on expecting me to fly off the hill
>going below the speed limit at this point since it opens to a view of the sun
>notice this and decide to have a little fun since its always beautiful up there
>going around corners semi fast
>she starts telling me to slow down and stop
>window down, block out the noise and enjoy the summer breeze
>she fucking grabs the wheel and turns the wheel around just before a pretty steep corner
>slide trying to wrestle the wheel, she wont budge
>just spinning out at this point, almost break her wrist turning the wheel to straighten out
>she gets angry when we skid to a stop and starts blaming me for spinning out
>drop her off and leave
>get a text to sell my ''death trap'' or shell leave
>ironically she crashed her dads work audi because tyrone and demarcus told her to let them ''try'' it

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>>16893760
>>And find a new boyfriend

>>16903449

You got what you deserved, and it is your fault the dog died. Never encourage road ragers/ tailgaters, just pull over and let them pass. If you'd done that, none of that shit would've happened.

>>16894347
this guy 100% gets it. the only women who will sleep with you because of your car are shallow...or you're really rich and have a Ferrari or something (but then they just want your money)

>>16904389
Just what kind of fucking cock guzzling faggot are you? Fuck off back to >>>/lgbt/.

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>>16897733
>like cars
>get car that you want
>gf somehow finds offense in this

>>16893897
Exactly

>>16903132

You’re better off friendless than trying to make friends over trivial interests. Trust me.

>>16893735

/o/ is trully full of autists

>>16904389
>t. F-150 driver

>>16893735
fuggg i love whenever this pic gets posted
comfy tummy and tiddies in the middle

>>16895190
theyre british so theyre mildly inbred

>>16902568
>not knowing Americans have the worst Stockholm syndrome

>>16904724
You wouldn't think so, with all the yuropoors actually defending their cuck laws and policies.

>>16904727
>have laws meant to protect consumers and employees from bad business practice
>cuck

You're a silly goose.

>>16893735
Is the redhead on the right their mom or a really old looking teen?

>>16904757
>silly goose
back to /hpg/ with you

>have temps for like 2 weeks
>driving on country roads with my mom next to me and my gf
>paying too much attention to speedo like a tard
>hit gravel on side of road
>fuckfuck
>jerk wheel to hard and go flying across road
> hit ditch and side swipe telephone pole
car totalled, smashed head on side window glass embedded in me in a few places
>break up with gf like 2 weeks later

>>16904516
> Americans
> Calling literally anyone else inbred
> Even iceland knows it's bad to fuck your cousins

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>>16904235
>>she fucking grabs the wheel and turns the wheel around just before a pretty steep corner

>>16900598
>relative maturity
>women
you do know women mature earlier than men, and then basically stop maturing past age ~16, right? Older women are just better at acting.

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>gf is typicla female asian driver
>tailgates
>drives with literal foot out the driver side window
>speeds
>car is a mess
>berates me every time i brake fast (bad depth perception)
>implies im a bad driver

why are they like this

>>16905002
>why are they like this
being a female asian combined with the womanly characteristic of poor spatial reasoning

>>16893760
No one believes your fake stories

>>16901251
that depends, are you one of those douchebag dikey chicks or more like a dudebro country girl?

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>>16902628

>>16905181
I'm british, so neither?
I try to fix my own shit, though. Dealing with a busted alternator on my bike right now; gotta jump through hoops to charge the battery to get it to someone with the specialist tools and know-how. Manual says I'd need a rotor puller, rather than just doing it with pliers, and it's not worth buying a new specialist tool for a one-off repair.
And I dislocated my thumb trying to push-start the thing after forgetting the damn engine was electronic.

>>16895049
Highschools work nice if you've got your own place and you're not older than 23.
make sure they're at the age of consent though. (Or don't)
Girls with Daddy issues normally like fast cars and other guy things
>Pro-tip sell some weed to highschool kids to get noticed
Avoid girls with self harm scars, don't stick your dick in crazy
>Pro-er tip stay emotionally unavailable until they show interest
>Pro-est tip try and look like their dad, turns girls with Daddy issues on for some reason

>Be me
>Dating crazy grill junior year of HS
>Constantly talking about offing herself
>Creating drama from nowhere
>Cheated on me twice
>Was going to leave her plenty of times
Couldn't do it cause her parents had a c6 sitting in their garage that was going to be given to her when she got her license
She got panic attacks driving so they were gonna give me the car, even put the title in my name
>TFW her dad decided to take it out one day for the first time in years. Slides into guardrail, totals car.
Broke up with her a week later cause she pretended to be pregnant to keep me from leaving cause the car was gone
>No regrets

>>16905002
>falling for the yellowfeever meme

>have great GF
>she enjoys my AE86
>wants a 90s GTR for herself
>loves to treat me well (food and bed)
>is a scientist and quite reasonable person
>no hissy-fits, no princess behavious, generally practical personality
>has worthwhile hobbies
>cleans my car more often than I do
>pretty good looking
Life's great.

>>16894016
To be fair you should probably ask if they are ok with riding a bike

>>16905002
>drives with literal foot out the driver side window

Excuse me?

>>16905922
I'm 28 and I don't want someone with a ton of issues; I want a dependable woman who wants to have a family and raise children.

>>16906551
Single moms are cute, only when they take good care of their kid(s) though if you're fine being a step father.
Goto your local car meets, auto shows, and hit on girls driving sporty cars like they're meant to be driven
Bonus points: use a dating site

>>16906651
Tried dating sites and I'm not a cuck; I'm not raising someone else's child.

>>16906710
If car interest is a priority check out your local car meets, Facebook pages etc
Avoid truck sluts
Girls who like cars but know nothing about them are nice, only when they understand you're gonna be in the garage pretty often, even better if they want to learn how to wrench
Autoparts stores, and diy places are good for finding girls who are into fixing it themselves which normally translates into wife material and good financial stability and a happy evenly balanced relationship

>>16906710
>>16906794
Offer to help them with their project or repair, in exchange for some beer if you drink (don't get plastered) or a home cooked meal (this is good cause then you know if she can cook or not which may or may not be important to you)

>>16893735
This one dude named Ian used to hang out in my group of friends. One night after some heavy drinking, his girlfriend followed me to my car, flashed me her tits, and we ended up hooking up in the passenger seat. She was going on and on about how she NEEDS this because they never fuck anymore.

Anyways, I think he ended up finding out somehow and I just avoided him after that lol. Haven't seen the guy since like 2010.

As for her... She's now getting married this Summer to some other poor bastard. She actually introduced me to the lucky guy and all I could think about while shaking his hand is how I've had my dick in his fiance's mouth on four separate occasions. I'm going to hell :-(

Is that car-related? It was in a car!

>>16894016
You need a sidecar. Bitches love sidecars.

>>16906420
yea, but she could have been like i dont feel ok with that can we take my car. Instead she just walked away

>>16906710
>raising someone else's kid makes you a cuck
I'm going to come fuck you up you stupid nigger.

>>16894016
>>16894151
Some people have motion sickness and you should mention you drive a bike, idiots

>>16907892
He's not wrong, though.

>>16893735
why aren't you fucking your friend instead of girls

>>16906248
living the dream

>>16907987
>insulting my stepdad and grandfather
You're going to get fucked up too you wetback.

>>16893735
Not entirely, but it contributed:
>Back in college
>Have shitty girlfriend
>She's on heavy psychiatric medication
>I'm too stupid to recognize this as bad
>Think her "lolz so randum!" personality is exciting
>She decides to stop taking her meds
>Things get weird
>Like, trying to bite off my nipple in bed weird
>Like, raging argument sparked by my laughing when she said Kurt Cobain was killed by the government in an elaborate plot
>Like, I get drunk one night and wake up with a Sharpie in my ass, a streak shaved out of my hair, and a blindfold of her period-stained panties
>Not entirely happy with this relationship anymore
>Having trouble in class because her crazy shit is too much of a distraction
>Go home for a weekend to get away
>Keep phone turned off because I don't want another insane argument
>Turn phone back on once I'm back on campus
>You have 527 unread texts/37 voicemails
>She is convinced three of her professors are plotting to kill her
>Hasn't been going to class
>Stupid 20-year-old me thinks I can still somehow help her, thus retaining access to dem titties
>Confront her about taking her meds
>Bitch stabs me in the arm with a coat hanger
>Phone off again, get drunk with friend
>Turn on phone before bed because I need to get up for class
>Ignore texts and messages
>Woken up at 6 AM by phone
>Badly hungover and groggy, answer to shut it up
>It's Psycho Girl
>She's freaking out and demanding a ride home from wherever she is
>Eventually figure out location
>Drive hungover through heavy rain
>Pick her up
>So hungover I'm having trouble shifting
>Her crazy ranting is not helping
>Momentary lapse of concentration
>Go into skid down a hill
>Turn multiple full circles all the way down
>End up powersliding through a flooded intersection at bottom
>She freaks the fuck out
>Screaming the entire time
>Vomits all over her seat, the window, the floor
>Jumps out as soon as we stop, keys down the length of my car, runs away in the rain
>Never calls me again

>>16908092
Dude... Fucking keyed your car! What a cunt

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>>16894059
Someone still in his twenties and hasn't seen some shit in his time.

>>16901354
>1L
>Pigfat
>hard to turn

my 1000 turns about 5x better than my 500

genuinely confuses me

>>16900323
21 and 18 is fine as long as you're both mature enough to know what you want

>source
First gf was 21 when i was 18

>>16901251
>into bikers
Yes

>probably stronger than you are
Probably not unless you're jacked

>>16905723
>you're british

Welp

>>16894543
90% of women are materilistic.

The other 9% who aren't, have mental issues, and no one here is going to luck out find any in the 1 percentile.

>>16904817
>You seem to both be mad, and to have never visited the states.

>>16900418
I'd kill a human over 10 grand, at least your friend isn't like me.
Just saying the other extreme isn't healthy either.

>>16897733
How are you guys finding such shit girls?
>see mkiii supra online for cheap.
>talk to gf about how rad they are
>gf wants to go on a roadtrip that weekend
>drives to supra. She bought it for me without my knowledge.
> fast-forward six years, Now have supra, but not that gf.
She still lets me borrow her truck whenever it needs work though.

>>16908790
what happened between you two?

>find awesome NB Miata for cheap
>Go look at it
>Fall in love
>Ask wife for Blessing
>Gives it
>Arrange for car to be dropped of Thanksgiving Morning
>Give guy $100 down payment
>Wife starts having second thoughts
>"not practical" "too much money" "we can't afford"
>Furious at wife for changing her mind
>Call guy to cancel, he's pissed, tell him to keep the $100 for his trouble
>Fume at wife, won't even look her in the eye, won't touch her, barely talk to her
>This is our first thanksgiving
>she finally breaks and tells me to get the car if its so important
>Tell her its too late since its such a great deal someone has certainly scooped it up
>call guy next day
>still available
>get car
>marriage saved

She still hates how important that car is to me.

>>16908870
It's a fucking Miata... I would understand if it was a new Benz or some shit.

>>16908833
She went travelling cos her contract on a job ran out. We planned it together but my work was shit and I got depressed as fuck so in the end i didn't go.
Kinda stupid and in retrospect it was me being a faggot, but we are really good mates still.

>>16908870
...sell that shit faggot

>>16908870
>wife has second thoughts
>cancel it

Faggot.

>>16908981


kek

>>16906248
dude.. it's a TRAP. too good to be true.

>>16908870
Shit if she's giving you greif now over a car she'll give you greif and more guilt trips later on down the road.

That's her MO. she knows she's got you by the balls already. you just saw the beginning of it. imagine if it's something you know you have to do and she's going to do this shit again.

>>16907892
CUUUCK

>>16910305
> Personality
> Into cars
> Not a bitch
> Has hobbies
> Cleans/maintains shit
If the only drawback is a penis, then I think anon is happily gay.

>>16908360
Britain > america anyway. Stricter laws and expensive fuel, but cheaper cars and better roads, with police that won't shoot you for being 1MPH over the limit because 'I smell weed get out so I can search your car' and 'I feel threatened so I am legally allowed to shoot you dead on the spot'.
Of course, they'll take your car if you're untaxed, uninsured, or unlicensed.

>>16908360
But seriously, come over and see me. At least send dick pics.

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>>16907892
It's literally the scientific definition of the word.

>>16910581
Lmao the bants

>>16910581
>unwittingly

>>16910581
>>16910780
So >>16907892 is a voluntarily cuck that likes to watch his wife get fucked by men.

>>16895681
m'lady, me and my royal steed are here to take you on a jolly ride through the countryside. *tips fedora*

fuck off redditor, Bonnevilles are universally terrible bikes.

>>16910456
>If the only drawback is a penis, then I think anon is happily gay.
Kek

No, there's actually three places to stick a dick, so I'm confident she's a woman.

>>16908092
That's actually a pretty good way to get rid of her. Cleaning the car thoroughly, once, is totally worth not having to even think about such a messed up person anymore.

>>16908092
Never put your dick in crazy

>Driving her mint red 98 Chevy Cheyenne C1500 because love it but almost never drive it
>Raining
>90 degree turn onto highway entrance ramp
>Slide into turn and oversteer about 45 degrees going <10 mph
>Correct and proceed to get on highway
>She freaks out
>Say I don't usually drive the truck, was going very slow, doing my best
>NotGoodEnough.mp4

My grandad had been a mechanic from 13 years of age and had worked for Formula One and Le Mans teams. When he retired he was the personal mechanic of some rich bloke with a load of classic cars

He also the habit of not wearing gloves when working on cars to my dad, so I wouldn't be surprised if that was even a small part of the reason he died from cancer when he was only 60 ish

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>>16893760
>And find a new boyfriend

>>16897368
sounds like a comfy father-son relationship desu

>>16904394
>the only women who will sleep with you because of your car are shallow...or... they're shallow

FTFY

>>16904235
>get a text to sell my ''death trap'' or shell leave
did you end it?

>>16907892
As someone who was raised by single mom, you'd be a failure if you raise another man's kid.

>>16911784
>>16907892
>>16906710

I might as well ask, are you a cuck if you basically Brady Bunch it?

>>16911802
Since it's a fair trade, I'd say that you're both cucking each other.

>>16910581
btfo

>>16910472
send tits first then I'll decide if I wanna come see ya, but I still say we should do mad skidz

>>16911435
very sorry to hear about that

>>16893735
>British """"""""""""""""""women"""""""""""""""""""""

>>16894016

She didn't understand the situation as soon as she opened the house door and saw the bike? She had to walk up to you, be given the helmet, and hold the helmet in her hands, then stare around for a few seconds before she realized "Oh, we are traveling by motorcycle"

You dodged a bullet.

>>16893735
So you are a dangerous person. A couple of shitty drivers. Asshole to your friends and GF. A danger to innocent drivers. Have temper problems. And use words like "togue."

Yeah, you are basically a piece of shit.

>>16895851
>no SKS

life is pain, but you can't go innawoods with your car anyways.

>>16908092

If she was really that crazy and yet still quit you cold turkey, she is either dead, in jail, or committed to a mental hospital.

Crazy bitches don't simply stop talking to you.

>>16911784
This makes no fucking sense. What?

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>>16911212
>only three holes

You aren't even fucking a mammal at this point.

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>>16907446
>cheating with the gf of a member of the group

You're a real piece of shit

>>16908870
nigga if you earning the money, you get to spend it.

>>16893735
You sound like an ass hat.

>>16910468
That's not even all of it. The burger police are actually allowed to take and auction off your car, so long as it had some relation to criminal activity. If your brother got caught driving your car without a license, the cops could steal your car and sell it.

As it was mentioned earlier in the thread, Americans have the worst stockholm syndrome.

>>16905002
>bad depth perception
stop driving

>>16914004
i THINK he meant that his asian GF had bad depth perception. Otherwise, yeah. He should stop driving.

Happened a few weeks ago. Not spectacular but true.
>this grills friends tell me she has crush on me
>ask her out then bring her on a few dates
>is curious about cars so talk about options for her first car
>take her home for auto related movies
>seemed to enjoy them
ffw until three weeks ago
>work schedule conflicted a lot with hers
>says our personalities are too different
>basically breaks up through fb messenger out of the blue

I'll probably resort to making a profile on a dating site eventually.

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>>16900418
>took his dog i fucking died,

id kill someone if they did that

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>>16904389
>slow down for someone
>"Stop encouraging them!"

>>16908358
>Older chick dating you

For some reason, this is my dream.

>>16893735
You're a sociopath

>>16895544
How big is that cock you call a clit

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>>16905002
You have a gf that can drive fast enough to tailgate WITH her feet out the window and this a bad thing?

>>16913609
She started it! I was just gonna get in my car and drive home. But she followed me, flashed me and started grabbing my dick. What am I supposed to do? Have self control?

>>16894632
what are you even trying to say?

>>16913609
And I did try to stop it at one point when the clothes started coming off, but she kept telling me how much she needs it. I specifically remember her saying "C'mon... I'll let you fuck me as hard as you want."

>>16907966
Some people should declare that before being picked up, or accept that not everyone has to pander for their inabilities.

>>16912283
> Mad skidz
While I'm paying for my own tires? Fuck that. My car has traction control and ESP anyway, and I doubt it'll let me slide it.
Bikes don't do sideways easily, what with the two wheels thing.

> Tits
Pretty much flat, sadly.

>>16913838
They do that here, not for anything that petty. If they seize it, it's usually just 'pay us to get it back and provide proof of insurance/license/tax'.

>>16916114
>>16916140
You let your penis get ahead.
If your penis comes before the head, you are a fool.
If your head comes before your penis, you are a king.

>>16916114
>What am I supposed to do? Have self control?
"What am i supposed to do? Be smart?"

>>16916190
Speaking of smart...

I went raw in her because she was like doctor says I can't get pregnant. Was so paranoid for months after that she was lying. Waiting for that horrible phone call. Ugh.

>>16916242
See? dont let your dick control your actions. Never do.

>>16908092
>Go into skid down a hill
>Turn multiple full circles all the way down
>End up powersliding through a flooded intersection at bottom
Got to do that when it's time to get rid of my current one.

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>>16916114
>What am I supposed to do?
>m'lady
>*ahem*
>I have to tell you...
>...that I am not only a sholar
>but a gentleman.
>hence, retain yourself, woman.
Game was literally lost when she grabbed your dick. You get a pass.

>>16916149
is your car FWD? And I know whatcha mean tires are expensive.
>pretty much flat, sadly.
eh I'm more of a booty man myself

>>16893735
gonna need a sauce on the fluid druid in the lower middle

>>16917427
Yeah, it's a new-ish sensible car that won't break, so I can build credit and no-claims bonus. Bikes are for fun, because they're cheap. Or will be once I get properly into them.

Maybe I'll indulge you with an ass shot once I've taken a suitably flattering one and set up a throwaway E-mail.

>>16917706
Yea I used to own a bike, twas pretty awesome, made me nervous though cause people are fuckin tards behind the wheel and will take any chance to kill you

Sounds good to me I'll make sure to come through on my end of the deal as well

>>16904516
>mildly

>>16918077
Why do they all have that same mouth? Look like rats.

>Friend being playfully annoying while I'm driving.
>tell her that were gonna go fast to get back at her
>take the local togay
>3 minutes long
>65% of usual speed
>stop at end
>TAKE ME TO MY CAR YOU ASSHOLE WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU MORON YOU KNEW I WAS SCARED
>wat
I think her mom died in a car accident so maybe that was a little messed up

>>16916114
gg having less self restraint than a woman faggot
that's worse then when a woman uses
>lol I was drunk he came onto me
because you weren't even drunk