[ D a i l y B i k e T h r e a d ] - /dbt/ dank memes editio

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>>16377064
Post webms

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>>16377068

>>16377068
>>>/wsg/1462504
almost rekt

just got a wr500

>>16377073
liar

KEK A DOODLE DOO

>see phone mounts cost ridiculous amounts for a bit of plastic
>Have sheet metal lying around
>Angle grinder is 1/4 the price of phone mount
>Purchase it
>Need to purchase blade, extension cord.
>Go to fab something up

>Fairings in the way
>Or covers cluster

Starting to make bracket and realise it looks like shit, especially since it's on a brand new cbr1000rr

>Why

>>16377071
it's funny how when shit goes south it seems to all go south at the same time. at least it looks like the truck didn't hit anyone.

>>16377074
Damn scooters confirmed master race

What bikes did they use in rollerball?

>>16377081
Yeah, the guy who was about to get hit by a truck was the one who uploaded the video. He said the trucker hugged him because he was positive he killed him.

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>>16377072
Almost is rarely webm worthy

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> holidays
>awake since 5 am
>looking at overwatch memes
I hate my life

>>16377071
Fuck I hate watching clips like this. I've ridden for 6 years like an idiot at times (atleast I admit it) and I've never had a fall. I feel confident that I'm safe and then I watch something like this and realise a dog running across the road could be all it takes for me to not come home to my family. Why couldn't my hobby be building models or reading books.

>>16377071
godamn that's intense. Did the pupper live?

>>16377093
>dog running across the road could be all it takes

Dont blame the dog. Blame the irresponsible pet owners.

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>>16377089
you just uploaded a webm of literally nothing. Slamming the brake hard enough to skid my tire while wheelieing is at least something.

>>16377095
Doubt it. If it did, I don't think it did for very long.

>>16377074
Look at how he's desperately trying to hold on with his ankles

There's no denying that a good rider can work with anything, but sometimes you need to admit that there's a right tool for the job, and scooters are the right tool for being too poor for a car in southeast asia.

Anything you can do well on a scooter, you can do better and easier on a proper motorcycle

>>16377097
Animals that run in front of big scary noisy things moving at hihg speed are pretty retarded. I blame them and the owners.

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>>16377064
I love oval tips

>>16377078
>Payed $10 for car phone holder
>Drilled 4 holes in the base
>Zip tied to bars
This was my solution, was 1/6th the price of a bike phone mount

>>16377108
Won't fit on my bars :(

>>16377101
sad.

RIP poor doggo

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>>16377100
Lrn 2 rekt m8

>>16377105
What do you consider a "proper bike".

>>16377107
Could be worse, he could have been caught looking at loli in public.

>>16377124
650 burgman

>>16377124
MSX125

>>16377124
DRZ400

>>16377124
mazda miata

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>>16377120

>>16377124
>2 wheels
>manual transmission
>not underbone
>wheel diameter greater than 15 inches

>>16377090
Same anton.

>>16377155
tw pls

anyone tried the avon av80 3d sport?

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>>16377120
>Washing out with gravel with pigfat KDX

I think you should try a new bike.

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>>16377161
That's not washing out

This is washing out

>>16377159
not tw

>>16377108
Well fuck, just realised my gfs phone armband thing she uses while running fits on perfectly

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Post bikes

>>16377110
>People reminiscing on what they use to ride

>Young guy films it to get recognition from people online who he doesn't even know

>Acts like he will never be old

The fucks wrong with you

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>>16377197
>tfw cold out and broken baiku

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>>16377197

>>16377201
go fix your harley, its leaking

>>16377201
I can't stand any cruisers but I'm not going to laugh at guys in wheelchairs for liking a brand that was big back in their day. Grow up.

>>16377208
>>16377110

fucking millenial

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>>16377201
>50 years from now sportbikes will be unrecognizable
>honda will still make them like the old days
>we will sit around on mobility scooters and look at them in repsol liveries
>"y'see that kid? that's a kickstand, we had em in the day, bikes looked reeeaaal cool leaned over in the garage"

>>16377217
sorry i passed you a little too fast, or didnt wave at you, pops

>>16377224
>grandpa whats internal combustion

>>16377231
>like nuclear fusion but you don't wipe out tokyo when you crash

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>>16377204
Figure out what the damages to the bike are yet, or are you still stuck in crutches?

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>>16377224
dont tell me this.

>>16377224
They will be ilegal because emissions control and self drivings cars will be norm.

>>16377224
Fuck these feels

>>16377224
>tfw 50 years from now motorcycles and anything IC are banned
>only self-driving electric shitecoboxes
>the feel of riding a motorcycle will simply go extinct and will be forgotten in 100 years
>a whole culture dies and with it the magic of traveling the world on 2 wheels
>rossi will just be read about like random gladiator from year 160 you don't care about in 500 years

>>16377242
Nah, i'm walking fine. There was a big crack in the nose section and a broken headlight mounting tab, so i'm getting those plastic welded back together, then I can get that and the two side fairings repainted so they match, plus a little touch up on the tail. Then I have to decide if I want to replace the clutch cover or just get some protectors to cover up the scratches on it.

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>>16377281
>covering up scratches on your clutch cover
y tho. I leave the scratches on my timing gear cover for shits and giggles.

>>16377292
I'm trying to get it back to perfect or at least perfect looking, and scratches on dark anodized aluminum draw the eye like a fucking light show.

>>16377259
Unless you live in russia

>comrade, why are you walking? global warming is benefit to siberia. putin say, no liter is same as having none of the peter!

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>>16377310
I guess. The scratches give it character mane. All about them stories.

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Post your meme bikes.

calling drzfags

do you guys actually change the crush washers during oil changes? i have a few but is it really necessary?

>>16377323
The scar on my leg is plenty for stories.

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>>16377339
How the fuck did you crash anyway? I think I saw the story on here previously but I couldn't really piece it together. Did you run wide or something?

>>16377342
>coming up to a hairpin
>going way too fast
>attempt to brake
>just slide on shitty tires
>stop trying to brake and try to turn too late
>kiss the guardrail
>drop bike onto other side
It was pretty goddamn stupid but shit happens.

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>>16377347
>blaming tyres

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>>16377356
To be fair his tires did have wires showing.

They were also pretty squared away and shitty. See his bike slipping in this webm.

>>16377356
How am I blaming the tires? It's my fault for trying to ride on tires worn down to the cords.

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>>16377363
I think i'm going to cut this section out and mount it on my wall to remind me not to wring tires out this far. And at least now I have something to post when you start memeing about tendies.

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What helmet cams does DBT use.

I'm looking to get a cam for myself. video quality and battery life are my biggest selling points. I'm not to concerned with price

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>>16377396
Honestly man you should just tone it down a bit on the road. You push really hard for no reason. I've seen you cross double yellows way too many times for my liking.

Tendies meming is meming, but that shit's just trying to end up hurt. The 80% rule is the way to go.

>>16377400
Post boipucci

>>16377400
>video quality and battery life are my biggest selling points
>not concerned with price
newest best gopro, multiple batteries or battery bypass mod. chin mount with sugru if the angle is too tough to fit a standard mount.

>>16377402
Ehh yea that too, I think we're going to build a race bike for next season so I'll be able to let off some steam there.

>>16377404
y-you first

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>>16377414
Hopefully I'll be able to get some leave and come back in-state a bit to fuck around and meme a bit with you guys.

Just don't crash before we can race on the touge again.

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>>16377404
ill pass on that but here and some strips cause i am pussy.
>>16377405
will look into that thax boss

>>16377428
Get some leans before you get a cam

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>>16377440
want one more for reasons that have to do with tons of people have tried to kill me already and I have no proof. at least if I die someone can find cam and know what happened.

>>16377400
drift ghost s

>>16377116
Fuck the stupid little shit dog, that's deer-tier retardation; while we're on the subject, FUCK DEER too, goddamn.

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Merry Xmas /dbt/
I love you guys, here's doppelviffer

>>16377139
More speed, more rear brake.

>>16377638
Smells like fried alternator

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>>16377638
Noice. I'd love to ride one of those to see how they're like.

>week off

I have so much and so little to do at the time... I don't even know.

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Alright, so my mum just decided she wants me to get her an XT600 (she used to have that when she was 20), but I'm not really a fan of that, any alternatives for easy to maintain and ride middleweight dual sports?

>>16377731
DRZ400S, XR650L, DR650

>>16377731
Just get your mom what she wants you fucking nigger

>>16377455
whats the name of the game in your pic again?

>>16377754
happy wheels or something

>>16377748
This, what a fucking nigger.

Bitch told you what bike, stop trying to change it.

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>>16377744
thanks for the suggestions. these bikes don't really fit smaller people without a lowering kit, no?

>>16377748
i'll see what I'll get a good deal on, I don't think she'd like it if I'd spend 2000€ on a motorbike, only so it has another name on the engine.

now I just have to see what I'll be treating myself with, now that I have this other cost factor included

>>16377759
Anyone over 5"4 can ride them fairly comfortably.

>>16377755
right, thanks m8

>>16377788
proof?

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>>16377788
its actually anton

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>>16377731
xt 600
tt 600

pls hook me up with ur mom when she hot
>>16377788
delet

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>>16377810
>tt 600
>mfw
how does it compare to the XT?

>>16377811
gr8

>>16377812
i mean technical wise, because they look rather similar

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufUlJ4KG49k

>those streets

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>>16377790

>>16377829
D E L E T
E
L
E
T

>>16377813
well the TT is said to be more sporty but basically more or less the same because it was made as a more sporty XT

Fucking snow cucked me out of testing my gopro on a ride today.
>Why even live

>cucks

Just fucking do it. Faggot.

>>16377071
Retard fucking cunt dog, what the fuck

>>16377910
Go and ride in the snow
can be really funny

>>16377938
I don't know man. I'm pretty new to riding and the snow is just at that point it's melting, so it's like the roads are covered in sauce and aids

>>16377930
>not blaming shitcunt irresponsible pet owners

> got money for bike safety course (or track day)
> dad got tax returns, enough to buy gear and bike
> went over my finances, definitely have enough money for SEM
GET HYPE

>>16377946
They are cunts too, but what if it doesn't havean owner? And still, dogs are supposed to be atleast somewhat intelligent. We've all seen the amazing things dogs can do. Why did this one run into incoming traffic like a cunt?

>>16377951
Nice dude

>>16377955
Dumb domesticated pet. Ferals are aware of these things. As such it has dumb irresponsible owners.

>>16377939
thats not so god. you have to have to have a little bit experience ho wo control a sliding bike

>>16377966
Can't say I have that. I'm just gonna wait for this shit to melt

>>16377074
I don't get how people ride like that at such low speeds.

I'm probably just a pussy but i don't have anywhere near that much confidence in my front tire.

When I do push it hard at low speeds I feel it slipping way before I ever get low speed lean angles like that. And I run good tires.

High speed I can run my rear tire to the edge, but low speed lean angles are a whole other animal.

>>16377078
>>16377108
>buy car holder
>drill 4 equidistant holes in back
>lace it to triple clamp
>cost my $6

>>16377951
CBF600 when?

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What ever happened to super amerimeat?

>>16378129
People fail.
I say we all meet at bike week daytona

>>16378071
Not this year, there's a chance I could afford it if I sell the CB500 but I think I'll hold onto my money for now and get a better bike when I work full-time.

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>>16377124

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>>16378071
>CBF600
>not the hornet
might as well an hero

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What is the proper response to getting an unprovoked middle finger from harley riders?

>>16378177
kill him and eat his children

>>16378177
Just laugh. Unless you're not an adult and let it give you the butthurt

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>>16378177
I didn't see a middle finger, but it generally is dropping a gear and leaving them behind in dust because harleys are slow af

>>16378177
wr 125

>>16378194
>look mom
>I posted it again

>>16378194
>dropping a gear

How slow is your bike?

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>>16378262
not really

>>16378268
Then why do you need to drop a gear?

>>16378272
because the power difference between 10k RPM and 12k RPM is rather significant

>>16378276
I don't even need those rpms, mine just pulls anywere between 1500 and 7000rpm

>>16378276
So. Your bike is slow. Got it

>>16378282
congrats on your 80 mph top speed

>>16377093
If a dog is unavoidable use obstacle surmounting technique and square your front wheel. Doesn't work so well for a Great Dane but you can, and I have, run over a kamikaze dog. (I even had a large sack of trout in my lap and didn't lose the fish.)

>>16378306
>square your front wheel
Care to explain for a retard? Do you mean just go perpendicular to the obstacle and blip the throttle to raise the front?

>>16378314
Hit things head on, but at an angle

>>16378316
>But at an angle
not at an angle*

>>16378288
Some bikes just have actual power, unlike your slow pedal bike.

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alright lads, should I get
a) an actually good street bike for ~4000€
or
b)a rather mediocre, less powerful street bike for 2500€ and an offroad bike for 1500€
when the spring comes. I really don't know what the sensible solution is here

>>16378327
I would go for one nice streetbike

>>16377268
Nah, you'll be able to trailer them to events as done with hundred-year-old class motorcycles today, and putt them around. You may have to convert them to hydrogen tho.

Also, you'll be old. A lot of those old folks you see at bike events were young lions once, and I don't mean furries. They raced when you had to build a race bike. They raced hardtail frames with short travel forks on sand tracks. They raced when "scramblers" were ironhead Harley Sportsters, BSA Gold Stars, and Triumph twins. Laugh all you want, you'll be on their moblity scooters soon enough. Your bros and broads will have predeceased you, your baiku if you still have it will be a garage ornament, and your youth will be a fading memory.

Your meme bikes with be largely gone, and the remainder that aren't in museums will be cuckfe'ed into whatever is fashionable at the time, which may be more bizarre and dysfunctional than a badly done chopper.

>>16377748
Take her shopping to see what SHE likes.

Also poast noodz of Mom.

>>16378138
Go to Barber Vintage. It's all in one place, has fucking great tent camping and facilities, and shits all over Daytona except for Daytona road races and flat track, tho Barber's vintage racing is excellent. Museum may be biggest bike museum in world and has thousands of bikes. I've been to both and prefer Barber. Daytona is a spread out crowded clusterfuck. Barber is wonderfully done. No contest.

It has every bike, and parts, you could possibly be interested in and many you've likely never seen anywhere else. Plenty of modern machines, the parking lots are as interesting as the brand events, and KTM has a large test ride facility set up.

>>16378341
I just wish those beat to shit enduros weren't so expensive

>>16378387
Why not both!

>>16378327
Multibike owner here who greatly prefers having many more than one.

When you have two, you can mod or work on one with no riding interruption and dirt is huge fun.

Don't go shopping hungry. Winter should yield bargains.

>>16378394
Even better if you've the time! I've done both same year. They don't conflict. Also Mid-Ohio is a great swap meet with a shitload of dirtbike/flat track/vintage/some modern stuff at the very large swap meet.

Anyone who has not been to a serious swap meet should attend one. Bring sunscreen, comfy walking shoes, and a backpack/Camelbak/canteen. I do that for Barber, Daytona, AMCA meets (amazing antique and vintage rides show up at those), Mid-Ohio etc.

>>16378406
Yeee. Sounds sweet. Ima look into it. Thanks man. I have a pretty good work schedule and hey a good amount of tone off. So I'd I'm off I'll definitely hit them up.
Last bike event I tried to attend got shit canned thanks to a hurricane

The Barber website doesn't come close to depicting the awesomeness of Barber. I bring my truck since it's a shopping trip for me. I park near the treeline at the tent camping area and hammock in the trees. Portashitters are cleaned constantly, food vendors are surprisingly good. Vintage Japanese Motorcycle Club is next to tent camping and they have a larger turnout every year. They share space with AMCA.

http://www.barbermuseum.org/events/barber-vintage-festival/

>>16378400
That's a strong argument. Do you have a garage?

>>16378415
Get on Barber mailing list and order armbands/passes in advance to save money.

>>16378422
>>16378400
And what bikes by the way?

>>16378423
Hell yea. I like saving money. Much obliged anon

>>16378422
>Do you have a garage?

Yes but I had multiple bikes when I didn't because fuck it. I managed to fit 1-1/2 Harley Ironhead Sporsters into two Air Force wall lockers while having a GS 750, Norton Commando and Triumph 500 twin tagged and running in the parking lot. Where there is a will there is a way. Rain is harmless when a bike gets ridden. I didn't bother owning a truck (fuck cars) until I was 28. I had bros with trucks and I'm a mechanic so the few times I needed one borrowing was never a problem.

Do what you enjoy. You can always change or upgrade, and most people in the US sell their motorcycles at very low mileage.

>>16378450
Thanks for your advice

Holy shit I misread the op and thought it said zx8r

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>>16377197
SV is love
SV is life

>>16378478
Should I get one? I'm kinda concerned it'll feel slow and uninspired after having ridden a 48 hp bike for 2 years

>>16378427
>And what bikes by the way?

All are high mileage and most are cosmetically thrashed but self and latewife enjoyed the thrashing:

1978 Shovelhead Low Rider - Rebuilt but need to finish electric starter reinstall.
1982 Shovelhead - Low Rider Late wife's daily ride she bought new, somewhere well over 150K miles, runs fine. Tagged and ridden.
1982 FXR (Bought new, well over 100K miles, ran a long time without a speedo) with 1997 bagger integrated oil tank trans and primary drive. Tagged and ridden.
1994 FXLR (FXR for midgets) with FXRT front forks and bagger air shocks. Tagged and ridden
1972 Norton Commando. Rides well. Not tagged. Needs paint and a new metal fuel tank since ethanol permeates and destroys fiberglass stock tanks and no liners work. Scored Norton from dry storage so stock tank is going on a wall and will only be fitted if I sell it. Pajeet metal tanks are hit and miss quality so biding my time.
1972 T150V Triumph Trident w. Miles Engineering Rob North-style frame. Backburner project I got in Germany in 1982. All new parts except cases, some engine parts and hubs. Big D bore kit, Megacycle 1100 cams, Mikunis but I should probably get new Amals since they still make them.

Honda Interceptor, built from three by wife. Stored.
1959 Triumph Thunderbird 650. Drivetrain rebuilt, frame powdercoated. Semi-resto parts hunt in progress.

Thanks for reading my blog.

>>16378503
Holy shit, what kind of job do you have that lets you have the free time for all of this?

>>16378512
Aerospace inspections and sometimes work as an escort in slow times

>>16378512
I've been wrenching since I was 18 so that helped. USAF fixed wing tech/mech at 21 and married a helicopter mechanic so we stayed knee deep in bikes, trucks, and equipment. Every hobby, every interest supplemented or complemented the others. There's a very large gearhead community which encompasses car and truck people, bikers, welders, machinists, and electronics/computer geeks who learn this stuff because we can't imagine NOT doing it. The price of admission is literally "DO IT, faggot!". /diy/ has many such.

Nobody flew out of their Mum's cunt with a wrench in their hand. Learn and be free of dealer analrape. Dealers have some very pretty buildings because in many cases that's how they got the franchise. This doesn't mean their mechanics will love your bike like you love your bike, and trainee/noobs usually do the periodic service.

If new to bike mechanics I suggest starting with common models with long production runs and large communities. You get more aftermarket parts, more Ebay organ donors, and more forums for support. Factory service manuals are your friend.

Hyosung a shit.

>>16378569
Are you younger me?

>>16378576
I don't know, how old are you?

>>16378571
Hyosung always a shit

>>16377548
All lives matter, anon.

>>16378595
It was, it is and will allways be shit

>>16377097
Dog should be shot.

>>16378628
I wouldn't go quite that far. Look at Kia and Hyundai. They make legitimately decent cars now. Hell, I like how some of them look. What I don't like is you pretty much can't get a manual in the sedans and they're all FWD/front-biased AWD. Also, the Veloster is ugly, but some people go for the ugly-faced hot-hatch thing.

>>16378630
its not the dogs fault the owners are too retarded to train it what is and isnt acceptable.

my dog knows to stay out of the road and not chase vehicles. also knows that bicycles and scooters are to be growled and barked at if they go too slow

Undertail exausts only look good on 2-stroke bikes.
That is a fact.

>>16378637
It doesn't matter if you want to drag the fault elsewhere because directly punishing the dog which directly caused the problem will indirectly punish everything which has indirectly caused the problem. Case in point, shooting the dog would punish the dog owner.

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>>16378630

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>>16378638
I think they look pretty good most of the time, the only turn off is the huge aftermarket exhaust prices

>>16378630
Hello Mr ATF

>>16378652
i agree to some extent, this is good for sentient beings like humans. but dogs and the like have no comprehension of what is right and wrong beyond what they get taught.
thus it comes back to the owners for not training or securing them.

>>16378668
That's exactly right! Training a dog well will ensure that you will not be subjected to a punishment of having your dog shot.

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This makes my dick hard: http://forums.13x.com/index.php?threads/2005-suzuki-sv1000-track-bike-nashville-tn.326303/

Shame I'm not near Nashville, but if any of you guys are....

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>>16378694
>SV1000
ja

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>>16378653

>>16378744
I'm not british

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>dear blog

Finally done patching the rear fairing together with fiberglass and creating a stator cover guard after the track crash. Both turned out hideous but at least they're solid.

I bought some chinese carbon fiber and I'm gonna try to improve my composites game by covering most of the scratches on the fairing with it. It's hard to work with those materials without making an awful mess but I think I can learn.

Paid a visit to the tooj and it was wet, dirty and covered in moss. It's always good to go there though. Memories and such.

Also there's a track day in February, dunno if I'll go really. My rear tire turned slick on the right side, it'll probably be wet and I'm supposed to save money.

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>>16378789
>120€ + mounting for another one of those

h-h-help

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>>16377268
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>16378366
reminder that leaded race gas is still a thing today
reminder that self-driving toy haulers
reminder that improved traffic management with self-driving cars could render los angeles canyon roads superfluous and we could turn them into the world's greatest tracks

(I hope anyway)

>>16378698
yep, big fan of japanese v-twins, pic related

>>16378808
>not mounting it yourself

>>16378818
not him, but if you don't have a tyre mounting machine, you're going to ruin your wheels

>>16378177
It's the Genteel South, just get used to it.

>>16378827
>scratches and scuffs ruin the wheel
ok bro.

>>16378808
just get some bead protectors for mounting it

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>>16378809
huh, i always thought that was a V4

I'd really like to get a V2 bike because muh torque, but most just have such low HP, and I also like top speed, like, a lot,so I'll probably have to get an Inline 4

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>>16378827
A set of rim protectors is like $5. Use those and you won't ruin your wheel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYkd9K37dpg

sheesh

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>>16378818
>>16378839
>>16378845
I thought about acquiring all the equipment to do all the changes myself but considering all factors (space, time and the difficulty of moving all that around) that's one thing I'll pass. It's more convenient to rent someone's time.

>>16378888
>the quads of fallacies
All the tire mounting equipment you'd need is like $70. You can get away just fine with static balancing.

Need to watch a movie goys, help me out, what should I watch?

>>16378900
wenn die tollen tanten kommen

>>16378888
bead buddies and decent tire irons cost about $30
you can static balance with your axle shaft or put dynabeads in the tires

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>>16378893
Yeah but then you don't get to make buddies in the shop and have flirty conversations with the witty colombianita in the reception while having a 50 cent coffee in the waiting room :^)

>snow finally melted
>It's windy as all hell now
Come on the fuck on

>>16378957
>being charged for coffee
The rest is nice, especially the bantz.

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>>16378827
>>16378808
>>16378818
>>16378827


Zip Ties. I've also seen it done with those ratcheting tie down straps.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-PD48uGl4o

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I've honestly tried, but I can't find a better looking naked bike (to me) than the PC41 Honda Hornet

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bY3HoW8053s

myfuckingsides

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>>16378966
interesting

>>16378957
>Stealership
>Charges for the coffee they feed you while you overspend on their parts and labor

>>16378976
>Suzuki gets BTFO by honda again

could have told you so

>>16378966
>broke rotor on the ground

reeeeeeeeeeeee

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>>16378973
>honduh

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>>16379000
that's the 2016 model though, the SV also used to look like this

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>>16379000
>>16379004
the old one was so much better what the fuck is with the melted dildo aesthetics Suzuki get it together.

>>16378976
Welcome to 2016 time traveler

>>16379035
the new one just looks like a less shitty Gladius. But the old one just has such a gutless look to it (and with 72 hp, it is pretty gutless, too)

>>16379054
also sounds like a tractor

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>>16379035
best looking naked

shame about the weight

>>16377259
>>16377268
let's start a breakaway mennonite sect that rides literbikes and get religious exemption from emissions laws. like these guys https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weaverland_Old_Order_Mennonite_Conference but faster

>>16379035
The modern aesthetic is all about distancing the brand from past UJMs and standards so it makes it harder to cafe shit without serioius fabrication

This is a good thing.

(but not for the british market, because they ike that aesthetic like americans like cruisers)

>>16379078
This is genius.

>>16379078
>black fairing mennonites
>ride fast bikes
>all ages admitted
>minsters ride matte turbobusas

>>16379100
you mean
>only ride hondas for modesty

>>16379096
>>16379100
guys

GUYS

we can locate in southern california/nevada--lots of tracks, nice weather, petroleum reserves (srs, look it up)

buy reno-fernley and rent it out for income

live simply (apart from the bikes) so we can afford to ride the damn things

extensive rider training--everyone starts at 18 months like casey stoner

>>16379125
no see everyone ditches the factory bodywork and gets race fairings in plain colors

aerodynamics and functionality over flash

also we can raise cows or import and herd roos and make our own leathers + sell some to normies

Is it theoretically possible to run a bike without the battery if it has a Kickstart, or will that wreck the alternator?

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>>16379226
Certain bikes yes, I had to loan the battery out of my '12 WR450 to a friends DRZ way up in the back country one day when his stator took a shit. WR ran just fine with no battery.

>>16377955
Chase instinct. That's why they say if you see a dog moving to intercept you slow down so the dog changes trajectory and then gun it so it can't readjust before you're past it.

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>>16379226
> having a battery
le electronic cuck

>>16379397
the tt600 also has a battery

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>>16379401
not the 600S
:^)

today is one of those rare 70 degree days in december but im so pissed i don't even want to go back out to ride fml kms rn

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>>16379444
They lied to me. They said sunny and nice. It's raining and not nice

I have made an interesting observation.
DR650 handles in snow much better than ninja 250.
You can almost just through snow piles with no loss of traction.

>>16379419
nur weil deine batterie kaputt ist und du keine kohle mehr hast bedeutet das nicht dass dein bike original keine batterie hat

>>16379541
dies uezs

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>>16379463
How do I hook up.to this thing?

>>16379226
>>16379273
My DRZ runs fine without a battery, even before the kicker kit I bump started it a few times.

>>16379419
Never noticed before, but that bike is really aesthetic.

>>16379591
oh god don't encourage him

>>16379591
yeah, as long as he doesn't sit on it lmao

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>>16379591
thank
>>16379541
>>16379549
ihr seid echt verdammt dumm imho
>>16379605
well that's why he said the bike
not you and the bike
lmao

>>16379688
sagt der azubi

>living in a banana republic
>a ninja 300 costs 10k
>have the money
>100% sure I'll get killed for it
fug

>>16379695
gb2favela pls

>>16379698
not a hue, I'm from urgay

>>16379695
>>16379706
buy XT 660
become police bike man
>>16379692
ye wenigstens weiß ich welche Motorräder ne Batterie haben und welche nicht

>>16379706
I just assume all south american countries are giant favelas.

>>16379714
wäre ja auch noch schöner wenn das der angehende "zweiradmechaniker" nicht wissen würde

>>16379723
most American post of the day uezs

>>16379714
eh, I'm really into the looks of the ninja

>>16379723
then you're a retard m8
sorry to break it to you this way

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>>16379730
>I'm really into the looks of the ninja
this is literally impossible

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>>16379732
epib XD :P lol

>>16379741
xddddddd

>>16379730
xt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iu6n6GVfUw

>cruiser (((riders)))

>>16378976
lol I had no idea this video was huge, I know the dude on the bike.

he helps organize and run beginner sessions designed to teach learners a bit of low speed skills so they can pass their P plate tests.

Nice guy.

>>16378976
>sides
>gone

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>>16378842
EBR1190RX

>>16378900
hitting the apex

>>16379854
we don't have those here in europe

also
>harley engines

>>16379862
we have

>>16379866
we have buells, which are even worse

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>>16379862
yes you do and not a harley engine.

It makes 160 hp at the wheel.

>>16379871
you really are retarded aren't you

>>16379875
I'd rather get a superduke anyways

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>>16379882
it has no fairing and is down in terms of top speed, I thought you liked top speed anon?

Why are you so confusing, whatever you're doing you need to stop.

>>16379897
lol I'm not the dude that wrote that >>16378842, I'm just someone who's sick of this constant EBR/Buell/american trash shilling

>>16378842
>>16379862

so ducati?

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>>16379909
If you had the slightest gram of knowledge about motorcycles you'd respect erik buell like we do too. The man loves motorcycles in a way few can and innovates in a way even less do.

I can't get angry for your ignorance though, just gonna let you know eventually you'll come around to seeing it our way when you're a bit older and wiser.

>>16379935
it's alright, you can stop patriotically sucking your fellow countryman's dick now, everyone knows only trash comes out of the US anyways

>>16379941
I'm not american this bait is rather misplaced.

>>16379941
Harley sucks dick, and Buells/EBR have always gotten beat by imports, but Erik Buell is the fucking man.

>>16379935
I heard he loves little boys too

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All ways wear a good helmet /dbt/
Rider is alive

>>16379962
has he gotten a lot more irritable and impulsive?

>>16379962
MOTHER OF CHRIST

>>16379935
What did he innovate exactly?

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>>16379991
fuel in frame / oil in swingarm
underslung exhausts
ZTL brakes

Take a look at any modern sporty naked bike (MT-09 and such especially) and you will find the DNA of buells groundbreaking sporty naked bikes, aggressive mass centralization, stumpy short rear ends and an underslung muffler.

>>16379991
lol fuel in frame oil in swingarm
brake rotor mounted to rim instead of hub

>>16379962
Reason number 587 why I dont offroadll

>>16380005
>>16380002
Not trying to smalltalk him but those sound like fancy gimmicks rather than actual innovations.

>>16380022
then innovations don't exist

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>>16380022
yeah then what counts as innovation in motorcycling to you lol? he invented things, other people copied them and it became the new standard. That's innovation, the world doesn't get turned inside out overnight and nobody goes from one thing to something completely different immediately, the evolution of the motorcycle from the early days to now is filled with thousands of these small changes that are assimilated to the whole.

Other people would have copied his brakes and fuel in the frame if it wasn't patented as well btw.

>>16380022
The stuff he did that isn't feature-lists is harder to explain in a forum post (and hard to understand, and isn't talked about much other than SEA papers.) For example, Buell did a lot of work on stall-prevention/mitigation in their beginner bike (the Blast) in the late nineties, suzuki only brought their low-rpm assist to market this year. The approaches are completely different, but it's an example that comes to mind of where EB was innovating long before anyone else.

>>16380022
If they're gimmicks why are manufacturers trying to put the fuel tank further into the frame to help with centralization in their supersports?

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>>16380022
oh and keep in mind he would have done a lot more where he not so stifled, he was working on a 1000cc v-twin superbike back in the early 90s that would have been incredible, corporatism happened, harley stole the engine, fucked it up and removed what was innovative/made it too big until buell didn't want it anymore and that's the donk you find in the harley v-rods.

https://drive.google.com/open?id=0BzY3VEy-TGy3ZERDS3VLd0lYR1E

here, read.

>>16380065
because sportbikes are a meme bruh

>>16380076
inb4 fake news, cuck

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The long journey from busted to blueprinted

>>16380076
>https://drive.google.com/open?id=0BzY3VEy-TGy3ZERDS3VLd0lYR1E

I was waiting for this to get posted.
Pure fucking rage fuel.

>>16380116
did you have the whole thing heat treated?
and did you have the entire thing blooped?

>>16380195
Aluminum, so I dunno what he's gonna heat treat. Not like there's gonna be a brittle HAZ or anything.

>>16380065
>>16380052
>>16380038

Those are marginal and minor improvements, with downsides as well. It's like saying apple has been innovating in the past 5 years.

>>16380326
>apple has been innovating in the past 5 years.
THEY HAVE. JUST OPEN YOUR EYES.

>>16380337
Omg this changes everything, once again.

>>16380052
>Buell did a lot of work on stall-prevention/mitigation in their beginner bike (the Blast)
and was considered one of the shittiest bike ever created for that because newbies kept crashing because the bike wouldn't stop after dumping the clutch

>>16380439
people literally died on these bikes

>Before the Blast began to be used in training, the most expert of rider educators and administrators informed both Harley and MSF that the bike is too heavy for students to handle easily, too tall for its heavier weight, has too “torque-y” and engine for it’s weight, an “on-off” clutch with no friction zone, and while the brakes are excellent, they are not forgiving. The bike doesn’t stall out because it has so much torque and when students pop the clutch and the bike shoots forward, they grab on to the handlebars–and end up rolling on the throttle WFO. They predicted that serious crashes would occur—though they never imagined that training deaths would occur.

https://wmoon.wordpress.com/2009/08/24/deadly-buell-blast-is-no-more/

great innovation, more like how to make riding a nightmare

>>16380439
>>16380446
The Blast was yet another Harley Davidson decision forced onto Buell. Erik hated the Blast.

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>>16380446
do I need to say it?

hell, why not.

A M E R I C A N S

>>16380284
it's aluminium

>>16380487
this is obviously in some communist, left side of the road driving shithole, like britain

>>16380486
>AMERICANS.webm

nice try anon

>>16380498
bottom right corner, american in NZ

>>16380498
was meant for >>16380486

>>16380498
What if the video is mirrored?

>>16380541
we dont use those fonts for painted on signage in the US

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>>16380486
>A M E R I C A N S
>drive on left
orly?

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>>16380541
Then the "stop" on the road would be backwards.

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>>16380501
>>16380501
>>16380567
>americans too retarded to read "EAGLE IN NZ" in the watermark

hell he's back in america now lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXOt7FvXZ58

>>16380578
oh it's THAT guy. Yep, he's ours, he's dumb.

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>>16380624
N
>>16380624
E
>>16380624
U
>>16380624
!
>>16380624

>>16380578
Nice to know he got an even faster bike after seeing that webm