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>the janitor of 4chan/o/

kek 2bh

>>15316484
4 Honda

>>15316489
a shit

Hey dudes got a question.
When im in Neutral and im moving my bike backwards theres a howling wookie sound.
What is it?

>>15316480
dat filename

>>15316483
>i do not like that hat
i can't believe you remembered that after all these years

>>15316515
Not him but I made my mother read both Go dog go and Are You My Mother till she hatted them when i was a kid.

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>>15316530
go dog go was my favorite as a kid
followed by pic related

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>>15316530
fucking snort

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WTF DUDE

>>15316550
That's great, my favorite was are you my mother only because it had that big blue Excavator in it

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In case you haven't seen it.

>>15316550
>>15316554
Now we talkin

>>15316581
go sit on your dildo

>>15316584
Send me a dragon dildo and I'll attempt

>>15316581
everyone has seen it you retard
why would you even want your address out there? you literally doxed yourself

>>15316598
I don't think WRanon has yet, at least while I've been on.

>>15316477
>his face when someone says they bought a Honda

HONDA A SHIT

>>15316602
you two bud buddy pen pals or something?

>>15315852
is there a chick only version of this?
oh, and those tits uncensored?

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Finally got this gigantic piece of poopoo working. Cx500s are pretty unkillable, but christ everything being designed around the motor makes shit hard to work on. The exhaust was WAY louder than I was expecting, might put something else on it, but it sounds cool I guess.

Anyone with an old bike that doesn't want to spend a fucking shitload on OEM gauges should look at trail tech units. Very easy to install, and has every sensor you could want and then some. Even has shift lights, because that's totally necessary on a 36 year old cruisery standard that makes 50hp.

>>15316643
>trail tech
those prices are very reasonable

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>>15316643
>gigantic piece of poopoo
>its a honduh

Anyone here own an older style KLR650? How shitty are the front brakes supposed to be? Cause mine barely stop the pig at all and I'm wondering if somethings wrong or it's a feature. I can't lock the front wheel nomatter how hard I try. Rear brake is strong af though.

Also can anyone pull a wheelie on it?

>>15316674
Remember to report him for breaking GR3 and 6

>>15316636
What is GR8

Complain some more in your whinge thread over at /qa/

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>>15316643
>cx500
>gigantic piece of poopoo

>>15316643
>pretty unkillable
KEK. they eat themselves from the inside out due to shitty cam chain tensioner design.

>>15316690
reminding people to deal with a shitpost according to the rules i not complain about 4chan

in fac, you are breaking GR8 when you complain about people following 4chan's rules

>>15316700
GR8 is about complain about how they moderate the site. Exactly what you do and get banned for.

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>never had a driver's license
>don't know shit about vehicles
>want to ride a motorcycle
I'm serious about this. I've always loved motorcycles but always put it out of mind because they're "dangerous". But I do not give a fuck anymore. I'm ready.
What do I need to do and what do I need to do to be as successful as possible about this? I want to ride.

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>>15315140
Late reply to the bait comment but thats where the tyre compound changes on a pp3 uleh

Dont forget to report the posts of that butthurt faggot who carries on about global rules.

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>>15316709
>What do I need to do and what do I need to do
know. fuck.

>>15316711
Nah m8. Its where you used a belt sander.

>>15316707
>GR8 is about complain about how they
Im not complaining, im reminidng people to follow the rules

>>15316709

sign up, take, and complete the MSF course

of course you'll fail the first time which you admit dont know shit about shit.

so, i dont know, youtube the shit out of motorcycles so you know something IN ADDITION to the course

>>15316709
msf course and go from there
if it really is something you want to do start saving money and create a budget

>>15316720
Fuck off faggot. You are a butthurt little bitch. No one cares except you. Havent you figured this out yet.

Bring on winter, all the faggots leave then.

>>15316730
>this triggered

wew lad

>>>>>>>>>the quality of posts is extremely important
good god is 4chin that important to you? literally lmaoing at your life.

>>15316709
Read sticky, take MSF course or equivalent "I've never ridden a bike before, show me senpai" tier course, buy gear, buy bike, ride.

Anything up to around ~650cc and ~80hp that isn't a supersport will probably make for a good first bike. Except for maybe an RGV250 or similar, don't get one of those.

>>15316698
1980 onward had that issue (kinda) fixed. Mine runs great, in fact so great it was running on one cylinder for 0-5000rpms since I bought it and I assumed it was because of the F U C K E D up carbs with flat spots.

Seriously though, worst carbs ever designed. Two types of throttles inside each carb, 4 jets, emulsion tubes that get clogged from a gnats dick. I'm running a fucking 20 dollar fuel filter to have any hope of avoiding this again.

That said, these bikes are fun to ride if you like stupid shit with 1000 first evers for a huge company.

>>15316741
>Anything up to around ~650cc and ~80hp
that's double what he should be on.
honestly i should have started with something smaller than a sv650
you can get into a lot of trouble fast on one of those.

HONDA A SHIT

>>15316725
>>15316727
>>15316741
Thanks for the info.
I'm in Florida, and I'm little confused about the requirements to get a motorcycle license.
http://www.dmvflorida.org/motorcycle-license.shtml
>You must pass the standard class E operators license test that all drivers take to get a drivers license and complete the Basic Riders Course.
Does this mean that I have to get a car license first or just pass the written test? I'm sorry if this is a dumb question. I don't have a car so this would be troublesome.

>>15316739
>says the asspie that spends 18 hours of his day refreshing the /dbt/ in order to make the new one all the time

wew lad

>>15316759
You need a driver's license more than likely

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>>15316602
ye I did yesterday

nice

>>15316754
I'm not saying he should get a 650, I'm just saying that 650cc should be his upper limit.

Smaller bikes are great to learn on, contrary to what the memesters here say.

>>15316759
im almost postive you need a driver's license.

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>>15316767
reply to this post

>>15316768
>>15316778
I was afraid of that. But if that's what it takes to ride, I'll do it.

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>>15316719
gotta keep up appearances on the online origami board

>>15316778
I do believe that's the case.
The msf that I took doesn't go over any of the basic road laws

I'll only reply if you ask nicely

>>15316794
Please.

>>15316788
>>>/po/

>>15316788
is that why you ride a nippon high school girls bike

>>15316795
Good boy

Have your (You)

>>15316790
Help me out, please, lads.

>>15316818
dr350

>>15316818
drz400
dr650
wr250r

>>15316818
DR350

>>15316799
wait there is actually an origami board?
>>15316804
Nah, i bought the cb400 because it was the best lams bike on the market and they hold their value well, i actually had that bike for a few years before i ever posted on /dbt/ about it

>>15316778
>>15316768
>need a driver's license

To ride on private property? No.
To ride on public roads? Still no.
To ride on public roads LEGALLY? Yes.

>>15316818
DL1000

>>15316830
He means to take the msf course, they check everyone's license when i took mine.

>>15316818
wr 125 ;)))

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>>15316830
>To ride on public roads LEGALLY? Yes.
this

>>15316831
>mfw

>>15316828
>>>/po/

>>15316818
None, it is a common misconception that motorcycles are cheap.

>>15316828
yes lol

i decided to follow my link and the first thread is hilarious. it's some /pol/ mixup with /po/ (on purpose i think)

>>>/po/541182

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>>15315034
>>15316477

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>>15316871
>>15316871
lmao thank you anon its a beaut

>>15316871
it's past bump limit so a new one gets made newfag

>>15316857
>never owned a GS500

>>15316885
its not, the limit is 310 but we had to make a new one before the re.dd.itor could

>>15316867
what the fuck is a non binary human?

>>15316893
wait, when was it changed from 300?
looks like im the newfag.
>>15316901
mental illness

>>15316892
>being poor
you say it like it is a bad thing.

>>15316907
when gook moot took the reigns

>>15316907
>Non-binary gender (see also genderqueer) describes any gender identity which does not fit within the binary of male and female.
Damn you aren't even joking, thats textbook crazy.

>>15316926
kek, it's true m8. they really are mentally ill.

>>>/qa/ still exists, sweet.
that board was so comfy in the beginning.

>>15316926
my lesbian best friend was dating an individual who identified as a male although had a vagina.

does that make it straight?
>she's back on the d tho

>>15316926
>american'ts

>>15316947
I was thinking about this, too.
what if two trannies marry, like one mtf marries a ftm
are they gay or lesbian or straight?

>>15316947
no one cares nobie

here's what started it all if anyone is curious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtCyepuLt8Q

>>15316941
i miss the 90's, back in the 90's we just called it crazy if you had a penis but insisted you were a woman.
that would only really make sense if you had both a penis and a vagina and couldnt decide which you liked most.

>>15316956
like I asked her that at the time, and she just got super angry at me.

like fuck dude, I am into chicks with vaginas who call them selves female. how the fuck would I know this

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/dbt/,
I put a 13t sprocket in my cbr250r to give it a bit more pep. I'm happy with it more or less, but there is an issue. Because of the new gearing the speedometer is about 6%-7% off "happy" (so 75mph indicated is really 70mph).

I can fix it by installing a SpeedoDRD to correct the error but that will run about $90 to get one shipped. Would you all pay $90 to fix a 5mph speedometer error at highway speeds?

>>15316969
Thts because tranny's are special snowflakes who could never get the 10/10 hot people to have sex with them so they decided it must be because they are the opposite gender inside.

Kind of like bi sexuals, they are only bi because they can't get their dicky sticky and would rather have butt sex with men than fuck ugly chicks.

>>15316965
you could literally 'go fuck yourself'

>>15316822
>>15316823
>>15316827
>>15316833
>>15316846
>>15316857
How comfortably could a mid-weight dual sport go on interstate for someone who's 135lbs? My buddy is a total fucking squid, he keeps insisting it's too light, but he bullshits basically everything he thinks about in life, so I'd like accurate opinions.

>>15316976
shouldnt have changed anything on your speedo uleh, speedo runs off the front wheel not the engine

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>>15316965
90's were based as fuck

tumblr didn't exist, we had slick willy as president and goldeneye 64 came out
plus a bunch of other shit too
>>15316976
kek, i know why you posted slowpoke
but no, 90$ isn't worth it. just keep that error in mind so you dont get a speeding ticket
and welcome to the new thread :^)

>>15316986
some go off the crank
>>15316976
not worth it imo. i have one on my bike but i went back to stock gearing. good equipment but not worth it in your case imo

>>15316969
fuck off nobie

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>>15316984
Is no worries, my crippled brother who is 4ft9 and weighs 110 pounds used to ride his little gs125 on the highway without a problem, your friend is just a pussy.

>>15316984
depends on how long you intend to travel but generally speaking you should be fine.
i hate bullshit people that lie, drives me nuts.
do your homework though. if you narrow down a few bike choices that will help
>135lbs
>manlet detected

>>15316964
wtf i have to vote for trump now

>>15317006
>>15317001
I won't lie, I'm 5'7

>>15317006
im 127 pounds and 5'10, i manlet too yes?

>>15316969
Have you got a bike yet? If not why?

>>15317010
>>15317011
how do you guys wiegh so little? how damn skinny are you?

>>15317017
I see my ribs as little bumps slightly sticking out of my chest. My ex-gf was taller and heavier than I am. and tbqh I'm not 135 unless I haven't used the bathroom in a couple days.

>>15317016
>have you got a bike yet?
no
>if not why?
all my monies have gone to muh ferd

>>15317017
apparently i have a bmi under 18 and i should seek medical attention.

>>15317041
what did the dr say?

>>15317032
eat bakd beans and 2 minute noodles until you can afford a new bike then you fukken poof

>>15317032
>no

then fuck off, nobie

>>15317053
last time i went they wanted to cut things out of my neck and i was like fuck that and never went back, saying shit like they might cut the main artery and i could die, no thanks

>>15317032
>buy bike
>disregard car entirely

>>15317054
I am saving up currently senpai. although I am kind of tempted to finance. I am really attracted to the yamaha bolt, but none have dropped into the 4-4.5k other than super fucked up ones on my local craigslist from a dealership.

although I am considering another shit bike. like maybe a cb900c or kz750 or something

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>>15317063
>disregard car
>he doesn't have a vintage truck
must b cuck

>>15317065
get a zx9r ya fagget, you can find them for $1500 in alright condition in kangaroo land can only imagine how cheap they are over there.

>>15317071
I am considering a fj1100 or fj1200

>>15317058
my dad had lumps in his neck and had to get them removed because they were cancerous. it's not safe having them in there anon.

>>15317065
wtf, thought you wanted to be a pirate? why no more HD?

>>15317070
>own xr6 turbo
>still ride bike unless it's pouring down rain

Why not own both?

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>>15317092
I want an hd but I don't want the price of an hd. and a bolt r spec at least is sporty for a cruiser, and I decided that going around corners still is fun. when the time comes though, we'll see what happens.

>>15317083
i know, ive had one cut out before but it wasnt as big and it wasnt right against the main artery in my neck

>>15317071
He'd kill himself on a ZX-9R.

This is the guy that thought a Ninja 650 was "oh shit" tier fast

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>>15317139
that's why I want an FJ1200

>>15317098
I miss my old bike, I will get a bike soon though tbqh family

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>>15317139
>>15317071
tfw no smiling ninja

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How does /o/ feel about goldwings?

http://mohave.craigslist.org/mcy/5629360443.html

What do you guys think?

Apologies in advance for no information on this specific bike

>>15317152
>tfw that diddly feelerino

>>15317112
>I want an hd


kek, cuck

>>15317166
neutral but I keep seeing them for old and cheap on CL and am tempted at times to buy one and turn it into a nekkid abomination.

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>>15317166
gay

>>15317166
i want one. i need something comfy for touring
>>15317170
i cant stand people that say "upgrading to a bigger bike"

i also hate faggots that think a 600 is a starter bike

>>15317190
I hate faggots who think a 600 isn't a starter bike

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>>15317190
yeah faggets, 300 2 stroke is best beginner bike

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>>15317166

>>15317170
>bought this bike to learn on
>R6
>replaced fairings indicate it's been crashed at some point
>poor condition

Wouldn't touch t with a bargepole.

Also >R6 for a first bike

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>>15317190
what's wrong with upgrading to a bigger bike, ya pooftah
>inb4 everyone should a 125 cubic cuckimeter motorcycle

>>15317176
what's that, brother

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>>15317166
most related image i have

>>15317166
If I wanted to ride 30,000 miles a year exclusively on highways I'd buy one. But I never want to do that so i'll never own one.

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>>15317207
>rape hangers
who thought those were cool?
look at this faggot pic related

>>15317166
Not bad because it's a bike with a purpose (touring) and it does it well and comfortably from what I hear. I see it as more of an old man's bike though.
I don't know how they ride but it probably weighs as much as an elephant. IMO if I was doing touring on highways where I needed the power, comfort, and cargo capacity of a Goldwing, I'd rather get a comfy sedan or some other car that'd be fun to drive long distance in.

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>>15317238
brother, it's just a style of styles. That there is what I call a REAL motorcycle though, none of that gook shit

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>>15317214
holy shit, vid?

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>>15317166
looks comfy

>>15317173
that tfw when

>>15317250
>implying touring in a car is even 1/10th as fun as on a bike.

>>15317251
fuck off nobie

Im watching kindergarten cop before watching predator.
its fun watching arnie movies imagining they are the same universe, one day he teaches children, the next he is fighting predator, the next fighting terrorists before becoming the terminator.

>>15317279
or maybe he is a terminator sent back in time to infiltrate a kindergarten and kill john connor

>>15317279
>>>/tv/

>>15317299
>tfw you had the same bike as John Conner in T2

>>15317273
That's why I said touring on highways. If I'm going to be travelling by highway for hours on end, I'd rather be lounging back with AC and a radio to pass the time rather than being in alert bike mode on the super death slabs of America.

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>>15317279
>first he works with children in kindergarten
>then he becomes the predator

why don't you have a seat over here?

>>15317302
no those people scare me and dbt is going slow so shitposting will happen until people decide bikes are a good topic of discussion again

>>15317207
Why do you need to show how tiny your dick is by telling everyone who doesn't fucking care about your next bike?

>>15317313
>post yfw you will NEVER meet best girl

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>>15317261
Citroen is making armored cars now?

>>15317320
Now i want to ask how big everyones dick is.
nothing suss

>>15317322
>post yfw you will NEVER have a bike

>>15317313
kek
also any more wr anon pics?
they amuse me
>>15317315
>those people scare me
are you afraid of being v& lol

>>15317200

>rekluse clutch

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>>15317331
we all know this isn't tru tho, brother

>>15317330
7.5 inches
happy with it. ive hit 2 girl's cervix by accident
any bigger and it would be a hindrance

>>15317341
post bike then, otherwise fuck off

>>15317341
But it is true, because you're a cruisercuck so you'll always have some sorry excuse for a bike.

>>15317339
yeah i don't like them, they just make everything feel wrong in my opinion.

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>>15317348
>post yfw you will never have a bike
that doesn't mean I have one now

checkmate, atheists.

>>15317349
Your point is?

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>All this talk about nobike.
I just want to be able to ride again. My poor baiku has been sitting in the shed for two years waiting to be ridden.

>>15317352
so you don't have one? kindly fuck off then nobie

>all these people talking about how kit kats nobike or his choice of bikes in general
>none of them posting their bikes
typical dbt

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>>15317329
they were the first
even before gta

>>15317322
>mfw
>>15317335
currently working on some more from the last episode

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>>15317379
This is Frenda. (Our first date)

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>>15317379
Here, happy now?

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>>15317373
lol, I forgot that someone shooped all that stuff in.

I miss getting snacks after some solid riding.

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>>15317378
>gets more rekt than nissan at LMP1
>"I don't know w-what to do, i'll just tell him to go away
okay bruv ;)

>>15317406
>famous amos
10/10 snack choice there, wish they had more to a pack tho

>>15317394
is that sum FE350? It's the only offroad bike I really want other than a CR500

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>>15317425
It's the FE501 I got a slower bike for crushing though. This is Frendas adopted sister.

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>>15317412
They're addictive. And redbull is delicious.

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Just got a DR350, was able to kick start it pretty easily, but the ball at the end of the decompression cable snapped off. Now I have just the cable taped to the lever. I can decompress it normally, but it won't start. It starts perfectly fine on a bump start, but will shut off when slowing down.

Will just fixing the cable properly fix my problems?

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>>15317394
ooo whats it like?
i havent had a chance to ride one of the new husky 4 strokes, have only had a short ride on pic related which was awesome, i was expecting to not like the rear suspension but it was one of the best handling bikes i have ridden

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>>15317379
truuuuu

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does /dbt/ like yurobeat?

Melody and "song" aren't quite there yet but I think I'm close on the actual sound of the production and mixing etc.

>>15317204
I'm moving up from a 450 my dude

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>>15317461
Are two smokes as fun as they anons say they are?
I really want to experience the braps.

>>15317466
Where's this? Looks comfy.

>>15317498
>Where's this
the shariah republic of germany

>>15317461
It's a fast bike. I haven't played with the suspension yet.

>>15317406
>Famos Amos
>not god-tier HyVee cookies
Do you even midwest?

>>15317522
would rather some tasty kakes

>>15317412
take your cager shit out of here, nobie

>>15317506
>the shariah republic of germany

F

just was on a /pol/ thread about the sex ed shit they want to teach kids about gay orgies in darkrooms and anal sex etc
>>>/pol/78224698
http://www.welt.de/regionales/nrw/article156317177/Kinder-sollen-Analsex-in-der-Schule-spielen.html

>>15317541
>wanting the kids to be ignorant about sex so they grow up insecure and get urethra infections from the shit

wew lad

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>>15317522
I live in CT so no. You'll have to send me some.
Are they the crunchy kind or the soft chewy kind?

>>15317541
>actually fucking linking /pol/ on a real board
Dude fuck off, go back to your containment board.

>>15317394
These bikes are the most fun thing on two wheels. That front end just pops up so easily it's like it's almost begging to be ridding on one wheel. They have plenty of power for the street as well although the stock tires needs to be switched out if you want to do a lot of road riding because the stock tires are pretty much legitimate dirt bike knobbies.

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>>15317498
Different strokes for different folks, I like 2t more but i have been riding 2t for a good 10 years longer than i have 4t.
hard to say if you would find one more or less fun

>>15317536
Yeah i bet you like kacke.
Best nutrients and good for the immunesystem right?

>>15317557
>tfw really want a street legal 450/500 enduro
>absolutely none in my area
How impossible would it be to make a motocross bike street legal? Because my CL has pages of YZ450Fs and shit like that.

>>15317439
Is it even possible to get one of these things to wheelie? I've tried and tried but it just won't? Will a 13 tooth front sprocket help? I'm pretty sure it comes stock with a 14.

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>>15317547
Depends on if you get them from the store or the gas station across the parking lot midafternoon. If from the store or early in the day from the station, soft, chewy, fucking delicious. At the station later in the day, a bit more crunchy, but still fucking delicious and they microwave nicely back to chewy status.

Grandma's Oatmeal Raisin Cookies in the purple bag are a reasonable substitute, but they've gotten a lot smaller since the early 2000s. Disappointing, but they're still tasty and soft.

>bike for relevancy

>>15317579
Where do you live?

>>15317579
>wants an enduro bike
>to ride on the street
why, its a dirt bike uleh

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>>15317498
somewhere in the Eifel, just like kekat said, here in Germany.

>>15317599
so do we call you 600single anon now?
Get it?
Because you are alone.

>>15317598
You just don't understand anon, having a street legal enduro is the epidimy of freedom. Cruse to work, cut through privet property, see trail off the side of the road? No problem. The possibilities are endless, especially if you live somewhere like where I do surrounded by mountains and wilderness.

>>15317598
I want a dirt bike I can ride to the trails because I don't have a truck and it's to far to ride a bike that's not street legal, also next level hooning bruh.

>>15317590
Chicago suburbs, just look at this shit.
https://chicago.craigslist.org/search/sss?query=yamaha+wr450&sort=rel

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>>15317570
I guess the only way for me to find out is to ride one.

>>15317588
>they microwave nicely back to chewy status.
Now you're talking my language. That and a glass of ice cold whole milk and you just went full comfy.
>>15317599
Is Germany as bad as it's being made out to be?
>>15317609
kek

>>15317619
you have never owned a 450 before have you?
they need obsessive maintenance/servicing, 90% of the fun in owning a bike like that is working on the thing.

>>15317632
Don't talk to me about maintenance anon. I ride a Husky FE501

>>15317623
then you don't want a 450/500.
you want something like an xr650.
450 will do maybe 120 kilometers on 10 litres of fuel and you have to change the oil every second ride, will only last about 100 hours maybe 200 if you are lucky before you have to start replacing parts in the engine like the piston, bore and crank shaft

>>15317643
then why don't you register that..?

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opinions on the Ducati Scrambler?

>>15317660
What? It's street legal?

>Be late 80s
>Uncle had an '82 GoldWing
>Riding through town one day
>Has green light up ahead
>Passing white line at intersection going south bound
>Notices a car also crossing the intersection coming going east
>They're running the read
>Uncle has no time to break
>Manages to lift his leg on that side over the handle bar just in time
>Get's T-boned at 45 by an old lady
>To add insult to injury she slams on the breaks fifty yards later and sends Uncle flying
>Did I mention he wasn't wearing a helmet
>Is somehow COMPLETELY FINE
>Cops show up
>Take one look at Uncle
>"How the fuck are you even alive right now?"
>lol I dunno

My uncle told me this story after I told him I wanted to ride. He wasn't opposed to it, in fact he wants me to ride, he has a '05 Honda VTX 1800. He used it as a warning because if you're on a bike and you or someone else fucks up, it's not going to be fun.

He's had a couple other hilarious/terrifying wrecks too if anyone wants to hear them.

>>15317663
over priced bike designed to appeal to hipsters who don't actually like motorcycles but the idea of the image they give you.

>>15317665
guessing you aren't >>15317579

>>15317668
I was going to say something similar but you beat me to it.

>>15317667
Sure, let em fly.

>>15317677
I thought I was talking to that guy.

>>15317609
kek
>>15317625
>Is Germany as bad as it's being made out to be?
it really depends on the area you at. Two hours away from me they tried to rape a 12 year old and killed a 18 year old dude, Berlin is completely lost, leftist ruin everything but some other areas are heavily right and people start rioting and setting refugee shelter things on fire

it's worse than it was before, but it's not completely lost.
I hope.

>>15317694
The muslims raping children thing has been known for a while, why the fuck would you guys willingly let millions of child rapists in your country?

>>15317697
do I look like I know?
it's Merkels politics than fuck up, the AfD will turn everything into the right direction
get it, the right direction

anyways the dude that tried to rape this 12 year old was a german fella, without muslim background, but yes, there were some other tries and sucsesses of refunghes raping children.

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>>15317709
they have like organised rape gangs in the UK and the police won't touch them because they are scared of being called racist so i guess you guys could be more fucked.

>>15317694
Good luck anon

>>15317709
what got deleted?

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>>15317718
that's the same thing that happened in Cologne i guess, and that's the problem that "normies" don't understand
either they get called racists n shit for working against the "refugees" or they get shit on because they do nothing
They have the same here, they also found loads of (fully automatic) rifles with tons of ammo and explosives in the storage room of a Döner house, they expect that there will be way more of these secret storages

>>15317732
600single anton posted him anime waifus twice

>>15317709
>cow skull on indestructable scoot
Rich bitch is a tryhard, but... the lines on her body from that MotoGP harness were hot af.

>>15316818
R1200GSA 2016

>>15317736
I don't get why its racist to hate musilms, anyone from any race can be muslim

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>>15317737
three times actually now
I was reworking something

>>15317732
this image >>15317736
also thanks my negga, we will see, maybe I'll just leave here, but I don't want to be a refugee myself and hust fleeing my country because I'm mad, if I want to change something I will have to make my voice heard somehow, and that can't be done by just leaving to Poland and telling everyone that they have to change something in gemrany.

>>15317748
but to hate the religion
>muh second shoha

>>15317753
anyone can make a religion though, book of mormon proves that pretty well

>>15317753
Whats the muslim version of Kristallnacht?
>>15317760
I don't know who's crazier; them or the scientologists.
probably the latter since they go after people

>>15317310
Gold wings have a radio as well as utilising natures own AC.

>>15317764
sciontology is a very well thought out scheme to get money out of people and it is really effective so id say the mormons are stupider, at least they are just really nice dumb people that don't know any better

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>>15317760
maybe I should start one.
>>15317764
I guess these plans are top secret, so I can't talk about them. We all will see soon enough.
>inb4 I get jail'd for funposting

>>15317785
wr anon pics are great

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>>15317789
thanks anon, I'm working really hard on them
sometimes it even gets so cringy that I have to stop producing them because I'm disgusted by myself

>>15317794
do you just do anime or do you have others?

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>>15317801
I still have some with ybr grill

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>>15317801
i do others for him sometimes because i have a secret crush on wr anton

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>>15317804
pls b ybr
otherwise no homo ofc

>>15317770
Not really. Mormons are required to tithe. They just don't get books and tapes along with them.

>>15317803
>ybr grill
damn
please tell me there are nudes

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>>15317820
only I ahve them ;))
>tfw actually no nudes of ybr
she's a pure waifu

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>>15317808
don't feel too special i do kkk sometimes too

>>15317822
Nah, some posted her nudes on /b/ and linked them here over a year ago. The quality isn't very good.

>>15317822
do you have the full pics, imreally curious to see what she looks like
>>15317827
very intersted in this

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>>15317827
RIP
>>15317828
ofc I have m8
>very interested
she's underage tho

>>15317824
kek I don't really do other people because my photoshop skills are as good as nonexistant

>>15317837
funny pic
how can she be underage if she rides?

>>15317837
i use MS paint because photoshop is non existent on my computer

>>15317486

Needs more random car sounds and some sort of filtering or something to make it sound older

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>>15317848
you can ride with 16 in europe
>only 125cc tho

>>15317855
thanks alberto barbosa

>>15317859
this is hilarious
is she from germany too?

How does /o/ feel about the TOTE GOTE?

http://mohave.craigslist.org/mcy/5641115834.html

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>>15317875
looks like something a sikk cunt would ride
>>15317873
no, she's from britain

>>15317857
yeah I gave it a thoroughly modern amount of bass which eurobeat songs just don't have in general.

https://clyp.it/vzabel2s

I reduced the bass, upped the treble and reverb.

unfortunately the specific lo-fi-ness of 90s eurobeat is kinda hard to reproduce, I think it's like heaps of tape overdubs combined with shitty reverb quality or something.

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>>15317895
sounds noice

>>15317900
are you guys talking about techno? whats with germans and techno music?

>>15317895
>>15317486
Parts of it are a little too "busy," almost like you tried to put too much in without really expanding on the sounds used. It's after 3 AM else I'd explain myself better but words are not working so well.

>>15317905
Did you ever into Super Troopers?

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>>15317905
https://youtu.be/TQLEvn5Pkvw?list=PL2DDCA8309C3F1594

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>>15317905
it's WICKEEEEEEEEEEED

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTQ3qy7tnLw

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>>15317910
holy fuck dat webm

>>15317909
>0:45 on for a bit
What did they take that theme from? It's goddamn familiar. And now I'm gonna fucking have my birthday ride (31 now. Fuck.) listening to hardcore/happy hardcore.

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>>15317906
THREE AM
DÜDÜDÜDÜDÜÜÜÜ
https://youtu.be/TQLEvn5Pkvw?t=32s

>>15317921
I know what you mean, but I don't know where it's from.
Happy birthday you old fuck

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>>15317915
It's from the "we are the greatest"

video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41nyPvlE3dk

reminder that honda a shit

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>>15317928
EBIN
I THOUGHT THE DAYS OF CENSORSHIP ARE OVER SINCE 1943

>>15317925
I posted about starting to lose the ability to use words at 3 AM and then I hear that on that vid. Lost.

And thanks mate. With some of the misadventures I've had, I'm kind of surprised I've made it this far.

>>15317935
just get a fucking proxy for youtube you faggot

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>>15317804
You should shoop him on Kamen Riders
because bikes and stuff

>>15317941
yeah that would be an idea.

G night faggots

someone start rizon chat

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>>15317964
ni ni

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>>15317964
nighto

http://desmoines.craigslist.org/mcy/5642603720.html
Hory shet. Bike's worth $1500 more than that at least.

>>15317973
I wouldn't think so. It's nearly 10 years old.

>>15317975
Tigers and ADVbikes in general seem to hold their value in the midwest. Also, check the mileage.

>>15317981
this, my ratty 2009 enduro bike is still worth 4 grand somehow

>>15317981
So. My Harley Ultra Glide was 8 years old and only had 6,000 it was only worth $11,000. It was $23,000 new.

>>15317995
>Hardley
There's your problem. A Tiger 1050 didn't run near that high new, and it's a better machine to boot.

>>15318000
Except Harley's hold their va;lue better.

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tfw best rides are early in morning

>>15317071
Or a 7r, lot of bike for what you can pick them up for

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SATURDAY CANNOT COME QUICK ENOUGH

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>>15318032
iktf m8

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Oh joy, the crf has returned and i can work on that now.. i swear the rest of it is in the shed somewhere i should put it back together, its still registered

>>15316530
>>15316550
Pretty certain that Go Dog Go turns children into petrol heads as that was my favourite children's book as well.

I need to take the bike to the officine but I'm too busy browsing /pol/

Help

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>>15318056
JUST DO IT

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ded thred
commence facebook memes

>>15318056
Fuck off cuck!

>>15318093
>memejelly.com

>>15318014
Fuck off cruisercuck!

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>>15318098
are you autistic?
>sportsbikeu
>cruiser

early new bread
>>15318107
>>15318107
>>15318107
>>15318107

>>15318111
thats not a sports bike anon

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>>15318122
correct its a sports/cruiser
tfw best of both worlds

>>15318134
It's actually not as good as either. I'd rather have a bike for a specific purpose than an all rounder any day unless I was broke and could only afford one bike.

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>>15318144
>only paid 400 shekels
>my everyday ride
>can clear corners with no problem
>can ride all day wiith no asshurting
>reliable
>It's actually good as either
oh can also off road

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THE JACKHAMMER
STILL
GOING
8 HOURS A DAY
3 DAYS STRAIGHT


>mfw weather too shit to ride so can't escape this hell hole

Do I preemptively replace the fork seals even if there are no problems at all? 115k km never been replaced

>>15318220
no

>>15318225
ok

>>15317803
As an american, i find that exposed female nipple very offensive, can you please only post moobs

How bad is it to leave a bike out in rain?

>>15318491
not bad if it's pretty clean with no salt or anything on it

it's the sun that will really kill it

>>15317200
Yes if you want to die