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Previous thread: >>15090619
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May consider going to the next SA meet.
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I love these weekend cancer editions.
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BRISBANE MEET TOMORROW

9am tomorrow at mt gravatt lookout
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>>15098355

Serious question - Foreskin here, am I welcome to attend?
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>>15098364
Does anyone know your face?
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>>15098364
arent you in melbourne or something?
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>>15098373

I am literally less than 10 minutes from the lookout.

My ex-boyfriend lives in Tenby St
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>>15098366

No, I don't think so.
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>go to carsales to post an ad
>free ads are only for cars under $3000
>$65 to post an ad for cars over $3000

what the shit?
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>>15098338

Maybe idk man. What do you drive?
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>>15098351
Why didn't you come to the one a week ago?
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>>15098364
Sure, why not.
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>>15098381
All good then
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>>15098387
Had something else to do that day.
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>>15098376
well im pretty sure youre just good at trolling and usually those people are fun as fuck to talk shit with so no problem man
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>>15098364
Just keep the faggotry to a minimum, don't use the meet as an excuse to fucking stalk people and get their private information
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>>15098396

Alright, I'm bringing my handcuffs and badge just in case someone assaults me and I need to detain them though.
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I've got no friends and staying home alone on a friday night with nothing to do.

Post your cars
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>>15098404
are they fluffy handcuffs?
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>>15098414
do you back into brick walls daily?
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>>15098414
We took this the other day which turned out pretty rad
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>>15098436
Thats awesome.
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>>15098436
Man that picture confuses me so much
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>>15098436
How do you do shit like this?
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>>15098436
This picture wants to be cool but damn just 2 things went wrong.
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>>15098414
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http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-view-details.html?adId=1112307556

At least this one is only half fucked.
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>>15098441
>>15098445
Tripod + long exposure
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>>15098448
Saw the thumbnail and thought it was Bridgestoneds car
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>>15098460
R I P. Taken too soon
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>>15098447
Reverse lights and what else?
We had no idea if it'd work and it wasn't quite dark enough.
I'd like no number plate lights but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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>>15098462
He didn't die. He's in jail.
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>>15098463
Just tape over the light for that picture
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>>15098453
"it was like that when I bought it"
Every fucking time lmayo
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>>15098414
Don't worry anon, i'm in the same boat.

Yet to take any nice scenc or night pics with the Bert sadly.
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>>15098462
he's NEET now since when he lost his license, he lost his job too. he was a courier i think.

>>15098453
i swear nobody actually knows why its done. is it because holden is GM? is it because there was ONE holden years ago that had a chevy engine?
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>>15098463
ahaha nice plates on the silvias
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http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/glenalta/cars-vans-utes/-sir-jack-1999-ford-festiva-hatchback-for-sale/1112816630
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>>15098486
El Camino?
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>>15098486
It's because of that one Chevy engine they did once in one model.
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1-5 Hoon
6-0 Hoon
Roll boys
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>>15098494
i'd instantly lose respect for anyone who puts a chevy badge on a holden.
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Alright cunts, hypothetical time.

What vehicle would you pick to skid most hectically for ACA?
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>>15098499
Do muricans but holden badges on their cheveys?
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>>15098501
LS1 swapped Camry
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>>15098466
Didn't think of that. Will try next time

>>15098487
Yeah they go alright
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>not putting AUDM-tyte Holden badges on your Chevy SS
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>>15098501
holden astra convertible.
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>>15098502
Yeah cunt AUDM as fuck
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>>15098501
e30 to give euros the same stigma as jap imports

actually nah sr20 swapped rwd excel
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>>15098502
Some guys imported the front end parts for our Goats. Steering wheel too.
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>>15098501

fucking stancefags
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Can I put a chebby badge on my falcon? Or will this get my car torched?
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>>15098501
E100 Corolla sedan, completely grandpa spec.

Or beige Camries.
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>>15098498
Rollan
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>>15098525
DA
VE
Roland?
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>>15098520
Remove the Falcon lettering and replace it with Commodore. When someone asks explain it as being the same as a tranny,

>"It's still a Falcon, it just calls itself a Commodore"
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>>15098528
what is
DA
VE
?
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Holy shit pretty sure this was Bridgestoned's.

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/modbury/cars-vans-utes/1983-corona-st141/1113034913

anyone got pics from the old SA meets to check the plates?
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>>15098501
26B quad rotor NA MX-5.
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>>15098536
The name of an anons 80s mercedes
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>>15098539
Nope, different wheels and Bridgestoned's was a manual.
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>>15098543
wait wait wait, am i being memed?
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>>15098555
No tripmaster

You have been rused
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http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/old-reynella/cars-vans-utes/1970-ford-escort-4-door-uk-built/1113132447

STOP ME
T
O
P

M
E
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>>15098555
>>15098555
fuck i went to post the link but the song is gone
did D A V E not like his music being posted?
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>>15098560
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>>15098364
Fuck off Jin
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>>15098501
>What vehicle would you pick to skid most hectically for ACA?
Someone else's car, not mine
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>>15098580

Who is Jin?
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>>15098594
So you arent even the director of your own company? Does Nicole just give you an allowance.
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>>15098594
Jin is die
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>>15098605

Kek, still trying to dox me, eh?
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>>15098606
"no"
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>>15098606
Hes a jin jockey. Thats why he hangs out in his car at woodridge.
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>tfw want to go for a casual night hoon on some decent turns but my car is auto
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>>15098608
Kek. You dont even run it.
Pleb tier.
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>>15098614

Just hold down brake and accelerator and do some skids.
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>>15098614
>not pushing the auto to it's limits

'you can only have fun in a manual' is a fucking meme man. autos can be fun too.
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>>15098614
>tfw want to go for a hoon but roos scare the shit out of me at night
And my headlights on the bike are trash
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>>15098612
>boongs
Never ever.
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>>15098620

You're talking out of your hole.
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>>15098629
You can talk in my hole
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>see someone giving away free wheels on a facebook car page
>perfect for my shit box
>only 3 of them

FUUUUCK
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>>15098633

I'd like to but I don't know who you are.
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>>15098635
Get em anyway and run 2
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>>15098636
Thick diqq anon
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>>15098648

Oh, you.

You're the one trying to dox me?
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>have plans for the weekend
>can feel that I'm starting to get sick
FUCK
U
C
K
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>>15098660

Like flu?
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>>15098685
maybe, can feel my glands are swollen.
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>>15098688

You just need me to cuddle with you tonight

Bris?
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>>15098688
aww boo hoo
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>>15098693
Fuck off faggot.
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>>15098658
Nope, I think it's the guy on the motor bike
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>>15098621
I'd rather not blow up my ancient commodore transmission
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>>15098701

Oh, yeah, so do I .

You're the one with the uncut willy from earlier, right?

>>15098699

Don't be homophobic, m8.
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>>15098453
I noticed that people started putting chevvy badges on commodores around the time that transformers came out, same with people changing their badge to the autobots/other cunts.
I always thought it was just fuckwits being fuckwits.
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>>15098660
>want to do shit on the weekend
>have exams coming up soon
>have loads of assignments due next week
Fuckin can't wait until mid semester break. I also get to register my new VY
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>>15098707
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>>15098723
>none I don't drink beer.
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>>15098730

Why not? Muslim bruv?
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>>15098733
Nah, I only drink peach cider.
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>>15098739

Mmm, would like to rim you out.
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>tfw no barra

Why even live
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>>15098764
>yfw seppos never got the barra
fukken glorious
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>>15098764
>that awful pipe work
shit nigga do you even flow?
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>>15098774
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>>15098784
What is this and why?
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>>15098764
I know that feel mate. I wish Ford did a coupe XR6T. I don't really want a sports ute.
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>>15098704
How much cash are you bringing tomorrow?
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>>15098704
Yeah, das me
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>>15098785
Some crazy japs just because

>engraved gtr
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>>15098796

Fuck off faggot
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>>15098355
Wait shit 9am sat?
I thought it was 9am/9pm Sunday?
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>>15098560
whats your plan man, are you going to buy a car or not?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idc4nRh4pRg
this looks fun, skip for like 2:00 for the good part, 5:00 if you don't like listening to a swarm of bees rape your ear
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>>15098704
Nah m8 not me. I just got home from being out bush all week.
I don't really post here, just lurk occasionally. I'm too busy shitting up the /dbt/.
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>>15098823

You're Hoodridge motorbike guy?
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>>15098794

What do you think I will need?
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>>15098828
Yeah. Hood lyfe nigga. You still causing trouble here?
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>>15098861

Oops, wrong copypasta, mods please delete, report submitted.

Too soon to delete?
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>>15098853
do you have sick vn commo aswell?
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>>15098867
Its on 4plebs forever now m8.
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>>15098881

Delete or I'll simply report you for posting private dox details.

Want an IP ban?
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i found a cat and someone drove into my trailer
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>>15098874

No it isn't, it only stores what is archived
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>>15098883
haha had a mad panic attack
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>>15098870
No. I used to own a EA 3.2l many moons ago.
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>>15098887
how does someone even do that?
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>>15098889

Thanks famalam, please delete it.
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>>15098883
i thought you said it was copy pasta from like /lit/ or some shit
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>>15098887

Hahaha that area looks so fucking ghetto.

Old af commos and statesmen errywhere, houso housing?
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>>15098888
Yeah ok dimwit

http://archive.4plebs.org/o/thread/15098344/#q15098861
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>>15098890
dam, where do you usually ride?
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>>15098900

Delete it, we're not about doxing people man.
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>>15098899
>middle class white boy living with mum detected

lol dude if you think that's ghetto go for a walk down peachy road with your ipod in your top pocket see what an actual fucking ghetto looks like
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>>15098910
Its the 4plebs archive m8. Go talk to them.
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>>15098900
>>>15098888
>Yeah ok dimwit
>http://archive.4plebs.org/o/thread/15098344/#q15098861
Top keke
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>>15098917
>>15098923

You shouldn't be posting it, it's private info mistakenly posted
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>>15098905
To work and back. I'm too old for sports bikes these days. But I do still like to take leisurely ride through nebo/glorious late at night in summer.
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>>15098916

Where is Peachy Rd?

And yes, I am a middle-class white but I pay my own bills.

In the words of Lunchmoney Lewis, I got bills.
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>>15098924
Should have been more careful mate, it's too late now.
That information will forever be on the internet now.
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>>15098932

It's not too sensitive, thankfully.
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What are you guys doing tonight?
I went to a car meet because of peer pressure but the other friendos bailed on me before I got to the second location.
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>>15098937
So its like a cut dick?
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>>15098924
>it's private info mistakenly posted
The fuck did you have it copied for then?
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>>15098916
>middle class white boy living with mum detected
I live in suburb that look exactly like that and I'd consider myself middle class, maybe lower middle
i thought that was what the average suburb looked like in aus?

he's obviously troling but still
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>>15098946

From emails to emails.

>>15098945

Yes, good one.
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>>15098950

No, this is 'average' suburb.
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>>15098955
why is the picture related to icbm's
what the fuck are you up to with police emails foreskin
unless this is all an eloborate ruse
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>>15098955
I thought you ran prostitute massage parlours. So not the real FA.
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>>15098960
>>15098964

I say a lot of things.
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>>15098967

RICH
I
C
H
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>>15098930

very poor
95+% unemployed
almost entirely housing trust
no police presence
no maintenance of public space
lots of blacks
abandoned, burnt out buildings full of vagrants
basically a mini Detroit nestled in the outer north of Adelaide

>>15098950

thats my point man is a totally working class family of four suburb

people mistakenly think commodores = poor, but its falcons that are the poor man's car. always have been.
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>>15098964
>rasputin the corrupt cop who owns a string of rub n tugs

Seems legit
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>>15098971
Boongs always are in dunnydoors m8.
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>>15098959
just wait for the grass to grow when it rains man and it looks fine
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>To: Barbara Mosen/43107/Staff/NSWPolice@NSWPolice
From: Patrick Bourgault/31614/Staff/NSWPolice
Cc: Damien Slade/41656/Staff/NSWPolice@NSWPolice, John Bennett/22108/Staff/NSWPolice@NSWPolice, Jose Palma/28759/Staff/NSWPolice@NSWPolice, Leanne Eather/40030/Staff/NSWPolice@NSWPolice, Susan Gannon/43346/Staff/NSWPolice@NSWPolice

Ladies & Gents,

I think this appears to be a good roster. I'm sure you'll approach Susan if you have any issues & ideas and appreciate the time she has put into it. Sgt Bennett is obviously away and as the OIC he will have a final say in regards to his shifts (there is a pecking order) but if suitable to him I will discuss submitting to Rosters/Insp Lee as soon as possible. Naturally, as we all know, rosters are subject to change with Court, prisoner runs & etc, but at least we'd have some idea as to what we will be doing and can plan our lives accordingly.

Enjoy,

Patrick Bourgault
Sergeant
Cobar Police Station
29 Barton Street,
Cobar, NSW, 2835
Phone: 02 6830 9899 / 85899
Fax: 02 6830 9811 / 85811
Email: [email protected]
Cobar is not serviced by internal mail - please use Australia Post

Never forgetti
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>>15098992

Just delete it or I'll report you.
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>>15098930
>>15098971
It's next to Davoren Park. What do you expect?
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>>15098993
Calm down patrick
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>>15098996

I'm not Pat
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>>15098959
really? I'd consider new developments like that to be upper-middle at least

>>15098971
thats a suburb close to adelaide yeah? looks pretty similar to berri in the riverland but with browner dirt
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Was thinking about coming to briso meet. But I'm old and fat. Plus I need to fix the waterpump seals on my bike.
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>>15099002

Rubbish, I afford one on single, median wage
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>>15098999
Untie your panties barb.
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>>15098996
Damn damien, take a chill pill
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>>15099003

How fat?

>>15099010

Nor am I barb, lol, I wont tell you who I am but that is illegal if you don't take it down, it is privileged information.
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>>15099002
working class is a really broad spectrum dude, but theres still newish houses in almost every suburb
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>>15098993
What would happen if I emailed one of them to say that an officer posted it on the internet
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>>15098999
Just Joking John
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>>15099008

calling fucking bullshit on that

you tell us what you do how much you do it for and how much your house cost you and then go look up what the median wages in Australia are.
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>>15098999
Ja amigos Jose
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>>15099020

My wage last year incl. overtime was $87,000.

House there cost ~$395,000 to build.

Easily affordable.

>>15099017

You will get locked up for storing stolen/sensitive info.
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>>15099014
>How fat?

Tomposter?
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>>15098999
Lighten up leanne
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>>15099030
>implying you won't get fired for posting it
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>>15098999
Suck a dick Susan
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>>15098764
Because Barra.
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>>15099030
perhaps you should not post it on the internet then
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>>15099017
Nothing. They would discipline the faggot who leaked it in the first place. You are just the whistle blower. You are safe anon.

Dont believe that faggots lies.
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>>15099030
>$1600/week
>median
>395k
>easily affordable

dude lol

you can talk about how fucking middle class you are when you're in a factory for a week and take home $700
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>>15099044
But 1600 a week you get taxed hard.
Lucky I have mad deductions.
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>>15099044

I didn't even finish high school, you have no excuse for not earning a decent wage, stop blaming the world for being lazy or fucking dumb, mate.

I worked my ass off just to get to a median wage and buy my own house.
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>>15098959
Upper middle class right there.
Time to leave richer
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>>15099060

lol fuck off rich cunt go back to enjoying ur kale chips and activated almonds. leave the poor fucks who subsidise your lifestyle alone, we get enough shit as is
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>tfw earn 100k
>still live in hoodridge
Houses are cheap here and rent is good. Plus I can secretly spy on my bogan tenants.
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>>15099072

Stupid truck drivers, you make way too much for what you do IMO.

You're the uncut biker guy right? with the MC licence?
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>>15099075
Ayy cunt. Fap cave.
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>>15099075
Can you post your list of anons/trips and their dick status please?
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>>15099087

No, you all treat me appallingly.

>>15099082

Ayyyyyy, you drive fuel amirite?
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>>15099100
I've been nice. I was willing to fuck you but you're not in adelaide
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>>15099100
>fuel
Pretty much.
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>>15099126

Are you responsible for this?

http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/queensland/diesel-in-petrol-at-gold-coast-service-station-20160519-gozgvn.html
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>>15099114

Come to me and I will fuck you in the ass. If you were serious, I'd even include flights.
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>>15099130
>Filling up at Caltex
Not even once
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>>15099144
I thought Caltex was one of the better ones for quality?
>>
>>15099130
Man I wish. Could've got a new engine for free
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>>15099130
Kek. Heard about that. I do regional deliverys. Fuck being local around town clown.
I'd say he got the sack.
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>>15099144

Where you fill up?
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>>15099144
If you are in QLD its the only non imported fuel. Enjoy your singapore fuel with 2% ethanol and water.
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>>15099158
Only jet fuel comes from Asia from memory.

Better than the Mobil fuel in Victoria sitting in tanks with known corrosion.
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>>15099149
>Could've got a new engine for free
Nah. At most a fuel system and injector clean.
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>>15099200
Yeah nah m8
http://www.abc.net.au/radionational/programs/breakfast/fuel-security/5278572
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>>15099150

Wanna meet up tonight for a root? I'm keen to bottom if you want to top me? FA here.
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>>15099213
You're a funny guy m8.
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>>15099226

I'm not joking :(
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>>15099208
A lot of that is diesel for industry. Consumer petrol isn't a large amount of that.
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>>15099228
Just won't happen m8.
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>>15099233

Would you even just try once? if you don't like it, done, you don't need to bother with it anymore. But you might like it?
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>>15099229
>owning a petrol vehicle
Do you even roll coal
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>>15099236
No FA. I come across plenty of rainbow truckers as it is. It's just whatever, you do what you want. Just dont involve me.
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>>15099236
Are you actually Rasputin though? I'd consider penor in my bussy, but people say you're old and creepy
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>>15099298

Not Rasputin. I am also not old.
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Entertaining Mrs Sloan

What the fuck
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>>15099298

he is an old wrinkly slope
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>>15099318

kek, no, I am an Aussie, m80.
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Help me out /dat/ I'm on my Ps and I'm afraid I might lose my license, quick story.

Well basically I was just driving really aggro through the city tonight (SA) maybe going over the limit by at most 5ks in a 60 zone, ovetaking and lane changing fairly quickly, honking my horn at other cars doing stupid shit (driving too slow in lanes or blocking traffic) even had one guy try to indicate into me. Can I lose my Ps from any of these?
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>>15099341

Best movie ever, imho.
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>>15099341
Lol no
>>
https://www.carsales.com.au/private/details/Toyota-MR2-1988/SSE-AD-4037023

Should I get it or not?
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>>15099386
>minor damage from a fender bender
>fuel pump has stopped working after not being operated for a while

Kek. Fucking screaming red flags m8
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>>15099341
If you weren't speeding, you're fine. 5k is probably within tolerance. It's really true unless a cop pulls you over then and there and you didn't get filmed doing burnouts you're good it's just speed cameras.
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>>15099497
Definitely wasn't 5k if he's stressing about cops, and probably was weaving and driving aggressively.
Sounds like he wasn't pulled over though, so he should be in the clear, nobody actually bothers to report cars doing dangerous stupid shit, and even if they do, nobody remembers the license plates.
>>
>>15099621
>>15099497
>>15099376
>>15099356
I guess I'll find out Monday if I've lost it
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>>15099671
What even happened, your story is bullshit.

You were so concerned with making yourself out to be a persecuted good guy that you didn't mention a single reason why you think you got in trouble.
>>
>>15099698
I went through a set of lights doing over 60, and the continuing street was 50 which I didn't realise and was doing 60 all the way down it until I realized it was 50
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>>15099729
If the lights had cameras you're fucked, but the street doesn't sound like you'll have any troubles, unless you were pulled over or flashed again.
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>>15099341
you're fucked m8
jimmy lost his for simply driving the memer2
rip anon
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>>15099002
>Berri

Had a mate who used to live in the flats near Chefy's, abos and ice dealers errywhere.
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>>15101918
looks like a perfect street to fishtail down
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>>15102102
Nearly every street around that area is. Just near that is an S bend in an industrial area that gets thrashed a lot.
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>>15098414
I was working last night, think I went past some car meet on a delivery, Saw AE86 and some other interesting cars, didn't see if it had moonspeak on the side tho
>>
>>15098764
>>15099039
Would one of those engines fit in a E series falcon?
>>
>>15099341
Caleb?
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>>15099386
Fuck that is an ugly car
>>
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Found some bogan car in the wild.
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>>15102641
>that tread

New tyres? Fuck me cunt I could get a coupla slabs a VB for that.
>>
>>15098501
Steal Tracy Cuntshaws car and thrash it until it blows up
>>
>>15102441
Yes, There are many buildlogs of people doing the swap. Someones even done it into a XW and it's a quick fucking car for a stock xr6t engine.
>>
>>15098501
I remember seeing this, the cops and grimslut were saying he was not in control of the vehicle at all when he clearly is

to be fair doing it on the freeway is stupid as fuck but they made him sound like a serial killer
>>
SYDNEY DRIVE DAY MASTER LIST

Date: June 19th
Where/What: RNP to Mt Kiera to Mac Pass
Meet: 8am at Loftus Oval

Date: June 26th
Where/What: Old Pac to Central Coast, eat burgers
Meet: 10am at Hornsby Station

Date: July 3rd
Where/What: Old Pac to Central Coast, eat burgers
Meet: 10am at Hornsby Station

Date: July 10th
Where/What: Old Pac to Central Coast, eat burgers
Meet: 10am at Hornsby Station

Date: July 16th
Where/What: Old Pac to Central Coast, eat burgers
Meet: 10am at Hornsby Station

Date: August 7th
Where/What: Putty Road to Singleton
Meet: 8am at Windsor
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Thanks to chink anon for turning up and for getting lunch. Will get yours next time.

Pic related but not featuring chink anon
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>>15098344
all this weird shit in the last few threads has turned me off coming to any meets.
where did it all go so wrong?
>>
>>15103773
You're forgetting you're on 4chan, that's all.
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>>15103816
i see normies like BLDC and a few others who are cool.
then theres this weird foreskin cunt and all these other saddos.
im conflicted.
>>
after being a shitbox whore, I found rego papers for all the cars I've have/had, except the papers for the one I'm actually selling today
>>
>>15098344
what upgrades does an STI have over a vanilla model? I know suspension and interior are different but does the STI come with a tune?
eg liberty vs liberty sti and wrx vs wrx st
>>
>>15103933
Foreskin cunt is just a shitposter, ignore him like most of us do.
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>>15103995
will do
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>>15103773
What weird shit?

>>15103816
That just normally means people are autists

>>15103933
BLDC isn't a normie, he just hides his power level well. Most of seem to
>>
>>15103975
Wheels, tyres, brakes, suspension, interior, bodykit, turbo.
You know, little things.
>>
>>15104076
you blind nigga?
scroll up and consider past threads
>>
>>15103975
The new WRX uses the FA20T, the STi is still running the EJ25T. Also significantly stronger transmission. The STi can take more abuse than the WRX.
>>
>>15104076
>A VK commo that hasn't rusted to death
Pretty cool
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>>15104152
I can't be assed reading through the whole thread, reply to some of the worst posts
>>
>missed the Brisbane meet

Fuck.
>>
>>15098501
There was a story yesterday about a guy doing mad skidz in his garage
>>
Do VT commodores have a kink to stop siphoning?, I fuel door snapped and I have to glue it back before some nigger steals my petrol
>>
>>15104210
So what we can't even do skids on private property?, he aint hurting anything but his pavement
>>
>>15104274
I think the neighbours called in a noise complaint (despite it being during day time)

There was also footage from the skid guy's security cameras so I suspect a shill story
>>
>>15104210
>>15104274
>>15104337
wew speaking of aca, watching the old aca hoon segments, they showed a wreck, pretty sure it's a little four door version of an fwd hatchback,
>>
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>Trace can't handle an 11kW vehicle
>>
this annoying as hell jimmy shit will never end will it
>>
>>15104076
>That just normally means people are autists

Are you new or forget that /b/ exists? Remember that guy who strangled his GF to death and posted pics? All the CP that occasionally pops up on every board? The majority of people who use this site are fucked in the head to some degree and I have no intention on meeting these sorts of people IRL no matter how civil /dat/ may seem.
>>
>>15104264
Yeah, you can only put like an inch of the petty pump valve down into it, how do you not know this already unless you bought the car an hour ago?
>>
>>15104372
I bet she was hooning on a rare imported horse.
>>
>>15103599
I was gonna come but I really had to fix my water pump leak on the V-Strom. So only chink showed? No one made 500 bucks from FA?
>>
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>>15104173
VH, it's sweet
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>>15104468
>that silver trim headlight on the 86

PENIS
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>>15104401
Holy fuck, did not know about the dude who killed his GF.
Always thought the CP was just shock value.

But the totally fucked people are unlikely to actually go out and meet people.
Most of the /o/ guys I've met almost never browse /b/ and while weird by normie standards, are not weird by chan standards. I mean we've all rubbed one out to traps but I don't think anyone has actually killed someone or is into CP
>>
>>15104481
Heh
>>
>>15104494
It was bound to happen, after all every cunt tries to outdo each other on edginess here.

Thread:
http://www.documentingreality.com/forum/attachments/f237/581660d1415157107-pictures-port-orchard-murder-south-park-greens-apartment-4chan-screenshot-murder.jpg
>>
>>15104494
>I mean we've all rubbed one out to traps

No we haven't

faggot
>>
>>15104565
this
What type of faggot jacks off to a guys with boobs?
>>
>>15104582
The type of faggot that uses 4chan, you faggots in denial are obsessed with chicks with dicks.
>>
>>15104582
traps don't even have boobs tho
>>
>>15104588
>chicks with dicks
Its Men with boobs, you double nigger.
>>
>>15104589
The unconvincing ones don't
>>
>>15104588
>chicks
>>
>>15104372
>11kW
1hp m8.
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>>15104609
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>>15104708
>Implying she was pushing that rare import to it's limits and not just commuting
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>>15104553
>documentingreality
fuck, takes me back to being an edgy 17year old
>>
>>15104410
I've never looked into it, also never had to siphon a car
>>
>>15104751
oi, question
never seen an 86 driver actually driving fast/doing skids/anything
have you ever skidded it?
on private property of course
>>
>>15102441
Yeah, they do fit. Takes a fair bit of work though.
As >>15103165 said, there's a few out there.
PSIPOP comes to mind.
http://www.streetmachine.com.au/street-machine-tv/1507/video-psipop-%E2%80%93-budget-racer-runs-mid-nines/

GMKILR at one point was a XD, and there is also the HO Phase 6 running a F6 Turbo Barra as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNhOc68azw8
>>
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who here /bonglord/?
>>
>>15104872
Fuck yea cunt, also got a hookup on dem mushies
so its gonna be a bong/mushie day soon
>>
>>15104804
Yeah, at skid pans and track days.
Also go for hectic drives all the time. There's a lot of hard parking faggots in the club but there's a fair few enthusiasts too
>>
>>15104869
The only thing I hate about the barra is the xboxhueg intake plenum, can you get smaller aftermarket intakes?
>>
Fuckin had some cunt threaten to call the police on me today, fat fuckin whale bitch cunt.

All these kids playing at the end of the street right, now most kids know to move
but this one little fucker just sat there on a bike looking at me. Shit I didn't
gun it to the end of the road hoonin this shit, just slowly drove and waited
for them to move and this cunt didn't. Finally a use for the horn I never use.

Blast that shit and whip around to park once its moved and fat fuckbitchcunt and her
derro partner try start shit. CALL EM I DONT GIVE A FUCK CUNT. I've never been
so mad in public before.

Felt good to tell her fuck off. Fuck that fat whore.
Best thing is; THERES A FUCKING PARK FUCKING 500m DOWN THE ROAD.
Nah cant go there, cant drink all day and be a dero there. Cunt.
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>>15104938
Call DOCS, tell them kids playing in street unattended often, often see mum drunk and hit her kids etc
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>>15104921
There's the Plazmaman one. Still big though.
https://plazmaman.com/shop_itemdetail.php?itemid=390&cate=56
>>
>>15104952
Nah man its not like that bad but having
cops called on me just for using a col de sac
is fucked. Cenni Coast life man, deros are
normal people here.
>>
>>15104896
how much are skid pan days?
is it all club organised or can you just rock up and go nuts
>>
>>15104983
$50.
Club members get a discount, normally need to preregister. BMW Drivers club does a shitload, I do there's an 86 club ones. But more car clubs hold them
>>
SA malalalalah race meet when. Shitbox league with a couple special snowflake fast cars
>>
>>15105206
Sounds like fun, except I dont trust you guys not to run me off the road
>>
>>15105251
The SA crew are all pretty chill guys.
Can't say that for the other states though.

Would be keen on a MALALALALALALALAH race meet some time if it didn't cost so much.
>>
>>15105251
>first corner
>318iguy understeers and dies
>mx5anons car is ded at the line still
>Jimmy ded
>bridgestoned got high and forgot to show
>DA
>VE
>comaboy comas
>yellowmc22anon chokes on jimmy's dick and dies
You SA lot have too many memes now
>>
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just found this message on my facebook
whut?
>>
>>15105401
G O L D D I G G E R
O
L
D

D
I
G
G
E
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>>15105401
People like this make me feel like less of a failure
>>
>thinking about buying new car
>check out how much insurance would cost me
>$5,000 for comprehensive

Guess I'll just try not to hit anyone.
>>
>>15105401
Give her a twenny to suck you off.
>>
>>15105478
Fuck me are you buying a lambo or something?
>>
>>15105534
not anymore.
though just 3rd party is $350 so maybe.
>>
>>15105545
What car?
>>
>>15105547
holden astra convertible
>>
anyone know what the scene with the yellow falcon at 0:35 is from?
seems familiar to me but i can't remember
>>
>>15105645
Yeah
>>
>>15105645
>>15105647
>forgot link
i'm a fukken dumb cunt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tl3F2MWGhrw
>>
Daily fucking drunk thread. Whats some good starter booze like whiskey or bourbon. Just something to sip to be fancy
>>
>>15105714
vodka > all else
>>
>>15105718
I like taste and having memories the next day
>>
>>15105714
Bump fags. Shops close in 50min
>>
Anything happening in Brissie tonight?
>>
>>15105714
>go to chink grocery with its own liquor section
>buy $11 500ml green bottles of "er guo tou"
>get royally fucked up on smooth 56% vodka-like firewater

being surrounded by asians has its moments
>>
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>>15105740
You know what must be done.
>>
>>15105745
Fuck. Thats on my list. I'll hit up the markets tomorrow
>>
>>15105745
Take a pic of this stuff for us
>>
>>15105746
Good taste
>>
>>15105721
>>15105721
eh my memories and taste buds are fucked anyway so works for me
>>
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While on booze. Is this stuff good or bad? The name Kraken rings a bell but I think for bad reasons
>>
>>15105553
Worth it
>>
Just had a brownie. Gonna be fucked up in about an hour.

What's good cunts?
>>
>>15105763
Noice. Got a few hours til the f a m hit the hay so I'm sober for now.

Then I'll crack out the bong and watch Akira on the big screen, nothing better than trippy anime while high
>>
>>15105745
did we mix aloe vera with that firewater?
>>
>>15105763
Fuck I remember that time I woke up to a hash ricebubble muffin for breakfast, that day was interesting to say the least
>>
>>15105389
you expected something different from meme king jimmys home city?
>>
>>15105741
Im going to bed soon.

>old man lyfe
>>
>>15105775
SA: The Meme State
>>
>need money
>no job
>have nothing to sell
>not willing to suck dicks for money
>can't take out a lone since I can't repay it
>no family to lend me money

what do /dat/ ?
>>
>>15105766
Not going out for a couple of sneaky cones in the backyard?

>>15105773
A whole day baked, eh? Fuck, it'd be awesome if no responsibilities.
>>
>>15105746
Too poor for that so I went for 1L of plain old straight
>>
>>15105785
Looks like you are gonna have to get bummed for money.
>>
>>15105788
They know. I just hate being high around them.
>>
>>15105785
Toss Foreskin anon's salad.
>>
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>>15105748
>>15105750
the main label text says "red star double distilled spirit" (hongxing erguotou jiu)

i guess ask around for it if you've got any chinky supermarkets that sell booze, older chinks should know it

korean ones often sell the little bottles of soju for like $7-8 a pop too which costs a bit more but is easy drinking (shit goes down like water, until you try to stand up after a bottle or two). it's like 15-20% alcohol and comes in 375ml bottles iirc
>>
>>15105801
>56%
Fuck me, those chicks have alcoholism mastered
>>
>>15105796
yeah it's pretty awkward trying to act sober when you're blazed as fuck, doesn't matter if they know or not
>>
>>15105771
>mixing anything with the firewater
it's smooth enough to drink straight as long as you've got food (especially pickles and spicy stuff)

i've that kind of thing mixed with beer before but nothing else, probably get lynched if any slants caught me doing it

>>15105804
almost every middle-aged dude in north/east asia drinks to excess and smokes like an old train. nothing else to do there i guess and both habits are super cheap (that shit's like $2 a bottle over there, a carton of durries is a few bucks too)

visiting cunts over there once they had me tasting 65% and 75% versions of that shit

i'm surprised they don't all spontaneously combust from mixing that shit with a smoking habit
>>
>>15105819
>Coughing up a lung in my room
>Mum comes in
>Are you feeling ok
>Yeah mum, just got a bit of weed in my throat
Guess how they figured out I smoke?
>>
>>15105792
What proof and how much?
>>
http://www.news.com.au/national/breaking-news/fed-labor-pledges-lgbti-commissioner/news-story/1530d3e5de47ab4571b654fd514f1080

Oh well. Looks like I'm drawing a huge dick on my ballot paper.
>>
>>15105834
86 and $50

I got it for my godmachine memes
>>
>>15105838
>not voting for our lord and savoir Jimmy Strings.
>>
>>15105838
>LGBT has evolved into LGBTI
How long until LGBTIDPAOL? And thats only halfway through tumblr
>>
6 WEEK WAIT FOR NEW 86 TRANSMISSION TO ARRIVE FROM JAPAN. Are they trying to fuck me and make me wait? seems like its going by ship they claimed by air but that would take one week. Contacting their main office.

Anyway they gave me rental Camry. 4 cylinder.

Honestly it drives pretty good and power wise It's pre fucking fast just realized how slow 86 is in the straight.
>>
>>15105901
You fucked the car up yourself, stop being a fucking faggot an wait until it arrives
>>
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>>15105801
>$11 dollarydoos for 56%
Gonna have to give that a try some time.

>>15105804
>Implying the Chinks have anything on Yurop
>>
>>15105917
>95%
So metho but drinkable?
>>
>>15105917
>Poland
>>
>>15105801
Damn I'm interested but too autistic to ask chinks where the firewater is

which state?
>>
>>15105755
a good rum, which is a rare thing
one of few that doesnt make me throw up in the morning
>>
>>15105917
>>15105919
>>15105923
spiritus is good shit
banned at all major alcohol stires because some dumb slut drank too much and died lol
>>
>>15105910
>>15105910
I got a date with a qt in 2 weeks. I need nice car for confidence bruh
>>
>>15105925
Mate, just take a picture of it. They will show you where to get it. Mainly aim for old people, they'll know
>>
>>15105956
She'll be really impressed when a Camry beats you at every stoplight.
>>
>>15105917
used to drink this all the time, saved buying two bottles.
>>15105952
one slut ruins it for everyone else, sounds like australia.
>>15105919
just dont chugg it
>>
>>15105956
What if >>15105983 comes true and she's next to you when it happens?
>>
>>15105986
>just dont chugg it
BEER BONG
>>
>>15105925
Do this: >>15105960
Any middle-aged or older chink will know the stuff, if there's a booze counter then just go up and ask. If they ask why you want it just say a friend recommended it.

I'm in southeast Melbourne so I'm surrounded by the cunts

>>15105956
>planning dates that far in advance
what the fuck am i reading
>>
>>15105956
>need a car for confidence
That's just sad man. And women cans sense that shit.
>>
>>15105956
Tell her you don't know how to drive or look after a car, she will get wet instantly
>>
>>15106015
>Hey babe, check this logbook
>All empty
>Yeah girl, I dont maintain it
>Guess how old the oil is?
>Its factory babe
Her knickers will be like the murray fucking darling
>>
>>15106075
>>15106075
>>15106075

new thread
>>
>>15106076
cunt
>>
>>15104401
You're a chicken shit and don't belong here, fuck off to reddit or I'll find you and put you in a fucking barrel cunt.
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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