[ D a i l y A u s f a g T h r e a d ] >Sunday cruise edi

>>15106075
1st for you are all a pack of cunts

>>15106080
thanks m8, you're a good cunt yourself

>>15106080
luv ya

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>tfw no Ford Taurus for sale in my area

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>he will never invade us and reinstate to es as pm
>and allow cheap export of old murrican muscle
why even live

>>15106097
peculiar feel

>>15106097
one of the most beautiful cars i've ever seen

>>15106122
Put the pipe down now buddy

How much would I expect to pay per quarter for utilities here in aus? For a 1 bedroom house/unit

>>15106136
Bout tree fiddy and a zinger meal

>>15106141
I cant afford that nessies

what did you shitcunts get up to for your saturday?

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>>15106075
Christ, lads. I'm cooked.

>>15106145
>Slept
>Drank
>More drinking
>Still going
>Probably pull some skids later

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>>15106151
Soon lad

>>15106145
rode dirt bikes all day, had beers, dinner, cones and now im shit posting on the interwebs.
good day.

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>That feel when you've done too many skids in your vx v8 dunnydoor and grenaded the poor driveline
>tailshaft viabration out the ass
>Diff and gearbox o-ak
Fuq how much is this gonna cost /o/?

>Hoarding centy already ai

>>15106177
$500 and an afternoon

>>15106145
Sat at my pc all day, drank a six pack and now I'm laying in bed at 11pm

Good times ;-;

>>15106180
If its got play in it obviously ujoints and rubber mounts need doing right?
Only noticable under acceleration and when i back off it does that famous clunk

Im thinking rubber mounts ai

>>15106177
just weld the diff and shell be right uleh
probably cost a welding rod

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>>15106145
tidied my room like a good little boy

>>15106184
making me miserable thinking about how shit your life is cunt.

>>15106190
I really need to clean mine. Just being in there fucks with my allergies. Thinking of setting up an air filter for a few weeks

>>15106193
Thank fuck guns are illegal in Aus or I'd be dead long ago

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>>15106187
>welding rubber mounts with rods
nah m8 im way too cooked for that ai

facken
>>15106200
Best air filter is fresh air.

Mold is a bitch in my room.

>>15106200
i havent cleaned my room out in a good 3 weeks, has about 50 cans on the desk in there

>>15106204
>never heard of rubber welding
>>15106202
Guns are not illegal you fucking screw driver, how do you think farmers kill snakes?
with a 12 gauge and a stick of dynamite if you were unaware.

>>15106204
My window is open 24/7 cunt. Just closed for rain.

Only just got rid off all my mould around the windows so it isnt that

>>15106205
Booze and cum tissues everywhere

>>15106214
>not blowing into a sock

>>15106145
Finally took the Ninjette out for a decent run, put probably 250-300km on her.

>that feel when you're cruising along at 120 all by yourself and then out of nowhere two police cars with lights flashing appear behind you
>slow down a bit then they zoom past at 150
>wew lad

>>15106221
>Not blowing into a cotton shirt
>Not recycling
m8

>>15106227
Have you ever tried washing cum out of cotton?, it's a fucking nightmare

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>>15106097
weeeeeee

>>15106221
>not blowing in your sister
step up boys, its like you aren't even from Tasmania

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>>15106233
its easy unless you have a shit washing machine and use no water.

>Not enjoying the same faprag

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>>15106238
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>15106241
>Not blowing in yourself
What are you some sort of normie cunt?

>>15106247
My dick doesnt bend that way you spastic little cunt

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>>15106245
'murica bitch

>>15106221
>Not blowing into a cup for future use.
How else am I supposed to make my special sauce? Cant cook for the fa͏m without it

>>15106243
>tfw you cum into the same sock so often it looks like it still has a foot inside it

>>15106251
>Not blowing into your hand and licking it clean

>>15106252
its good when the outside gets hard but its moist in the middle, there is a point where you can start using it as a fleshlight.

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>>15106258
>>15106252
>>15106251
>>15106256
>>15106249

/o/ full of normal fappers

gb2/s/

>>15106167
m8 your bong looks like an uncircumcised cock.

>>15106265
I cum in a jar with a panda AE86 model.

>>15106268
Looks like someone has dick on the mind

>>15106268
I bet he puts his lips over the end.
And by lips i mean cheeks.
And by cheeks i mean bum cheeks.
I mean he sticks it up his arse.

>>15106272
yeah your mum, she has seen your dick m8, what if thats the one she is thinking about?

>>15106269
i think your the winn/o/r
>>15106273
>not doing mad bong rips from your ass
look at this soft cunt

>>15106145
>rain
>back to sleep
>wake up
>waste hours trying to get Fo4 to werk
>give up and drink VB
another great day

>>15106251
>not blowing it all over yourself
Do you cunts have no concept of penile eruptive force exercises?

>>15106273
I see someone else is a fan of the brownbong

>>15106283
Its so messy though.

My favourite way is to blow it all over my face and hope some gets in my mouth

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>>15106290
Good luck cleaning that up

>Blowing on yourself
GAY

>>15106294
Nah bi.

>>15106295
BLDC jimmyshit plz go

and

fuq me

>>15106295
didn't you know anon?
It's not gay until you blow and if you blow on your face thats technically a gay thing and you blew over it so your a poof m8, a fukken poof.

>>15106305
Shave your ass and meet me under the malls balls in 5

>>15106307
I've sucked more dicks than your whore of a mother. I know whats gay cunt

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>>15106097

>>15106308
>malls balls
>Not liking hairy bums
look at this faggot

go jerk off to ur traps m8

>>15106311
Fukken poo jabbers, thats why you do it isnt it?
Its the jabbing poo with your dick that gets you off.

>>15106317
Look at your address bar cunt. I dont trust these fags with shit caught in their ass hair.

>>15106321
Nah its the shitposting that does it for me.

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>>15106322
>Having random anonymous sex
>Wanting aids
Dood i aint even Bi/gay butt cummon seriously?
>>15106321
calling it right now its Jimmystrings i know the way he posts

>inb4 falcunt
i am he

>>15106317
hair gets stuck in my foreskin and cuts off the blood circulation to my knob because i never clean under there, smells like that cheese you get in a jar if you left it under your foreskin for a month.

>>15106294
>not deceptively camouflaging yourself in your own man juice to better infiltrate the LGBTIQLOLBBQABCD123 secret headquarters to steal their evil secret plans

What a fucking poofter you are.

>>15106328
Nah mate the risk is what gets me. The risk for them lmao

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>>15106329
>foreskinfag
lol i should have guessed it was you ya cheeky little cunthole

>>15106330
>Implying i havent already
nah i just go full /pol/
>>15106334
And why would i want them?
>>15106329
>uncutfags
Every time

seriously best thing about being jewcised is that u can fuck anything and not have a wussy ass pansydick

>>15106328
Fuck off Fatcunt

>>15106341
>He doesnt have a foreskin pocket for emergency pingas
What a lame cunt

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>>15106342
Its been a long time hasnt it old troll
>>15106352
wat

>>15106341
The best thing about having a foreskin is you can masturbate without lubricants, that and the foreskin absorbs the vagina juices and makes sex feel better, get rekt faggot, you were robbed of your pussy juice absorber.

>>15106357
Toss some pingas in your forskin to sneak it pass bouncers. You you just pop into the toilets and deepthroat yourself to take it

>>15106328
who is jimmystrings?
are you jimmy m8?
the old jim bob
imbomeboymebob
sponge bob
like the television show
he wears square pants
might be a poof
you a poof?
if we add one and 2 together we get you are a poof m8.

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>>15106371
Less weed next time

>>15106375
Weed is for white fulla
got me some BP 98
some da good sniff

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>>15106363
>>15106361
>>15106371
>>15106375
>>15106379
nite cunce

vx will be back on the road shortly.

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>>15106394
goddamnit foreskin fap

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>>15106394

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>>15106394
What the fuck man

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>>15106394
I have waited all night for this. The dick posting will never die.

Wanna give me a shot of it hard? ;-)

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>>15106442
>Wanna give me a shot of it hard? ;-)
yeah this.
do this.

Alright, gonna interrupt the shitposting
I WANT AN OLD CAR
Probably a Kingswood, Valiant Charger or an old Falcon. Problem is, most of the ones that I'm finding are automatic. Is it worth waiting for a manual? Are the manuals shit? Are the autos shit?

this looks nice
http://www.carsales.com.au/private/details/Toyota-Celica-2001/SSE-AD-3788829/?Cr=1

>>15106460
Convert it yourself?

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How does this make you guys feel?

>>15106466
Wogs. Never again.

>>15106469
Fukken aussie

>>15106470
i just want a car with wings anon... why do these cunts have to put so much money on sound systems and shit
>>15106469
horrid

These daily ausfag threads are just garbage.

>>15106468
Too poor. What I want to know is are the autos worth it? I guess it would be okay for cruising but does it hold up when I hoon it? Should I just go full meme and go $500 and an afternoon for peace of mind and modern trans and engine? I really don't know.

>>15106466
>4 1/2 inch exhaust
>cool over suspensions

>>15106486
They went to absolute shit in the last few days thanks to foreskin-anon and his shitposting

>>15106486
They were never good, but they used to be better.

Used to.

>>15106495
i hate big exhausts too anon, fucking filthy, only thing i really didnt like

>>15106466
Wow.

Find a stock one of those with the TRD bodykit if you want your own NFSU2 moment, don't get a pre-riced one.

>>15106488
I wouldn't consider an auto from Holden or Ford. Chryslers are different however. Their 904s and 727s are good as for cruising and drag racan. BW35 however is total garbage.

>>15106547
Thanks for the advice. Any manual trans that I should watch out for?

>>15106547
And also how can I check what transmission a car has?

>>15106564
Not really, they're all much of a muchness.
However, buy the car based on condition and care taken of it. You can always change a transmission, but if you buy a shitpile and throw 5k into it to get it running then it's kind of useless, regardless of a sweet manual box.

>>15106579
Right. Is finding cars this old without rust impossible?

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Did I miss the alco shitposting?

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>>15106466
>http://www.carsales.com.au/private/details/Toyota-Celica-2001/SSE-AD-3788829/?Cr=1
>$18000
lol

Which tripfag bought the panno again? What was the exact model?

>>15106466
>this looks rice
ftfy
for 18k you could get a specced out R3x with 500hp or a dunnydoor with even more

Thats a fucking joke 250hp my ASS no pics of engine bay

>>15106720
oh god he bought another one?

what do the coppas do with their old paddy wagons?

I like the look of the commy VE paddy wagons and really want one

>>15106777
they probs remove all the gear off the back and sell it bare

>>15106098
Stop sucking american cock you fucking wannabe.

>>15106184
Same here just more beer and Rocket League.

>tfw was gonna go camping and take the boat out but mates had other plans

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>>15106221
>not blowing into your dragon fleshlight

>>15108998
>buying a flashlight
they're shit. a good ol fap with bare hands is better.

>>15109323
But you can wedge it between your bed frame and mattress for some hands free action

>>15109323
>hands better than a fleshlight

You're buying some shithouse fleshlights lad.

why do these threads have to be filled with such faggotry?
can't you people just go to /b/ or /soc/ or somewhere that isn't /dat/

>>15109435
Nobody is talking about cars so I may as well join in on the shitposting

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>>15106671

>250hp
>adrenaline pumping experience

Too many keks

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SYDNEY DRIVE DAY MASTER LIST

Date: June 19th
Where/What: RNP to Mt Kiera to Mac Pass
Meet: 8am at Loftus Oval

Date: June 26th
Where/What: Old Pac to Central Coast, eat burgers
Meet: 10am at Hornsby Station

Date: July 3rd
Where/What: Old Pac to Central Coast, eat burgers
Meet: 10am at Hornsby Station

Date: July 10th
Where/What: Old Pac to Central Coast, eat burgers
Meet: 10am at Hornsby Station

Date: July 16th
Where/What: Old Pac to Central Coast, eat burgers
Meet: 10am at Hornsby Station

Date: August 7th
Where/What: Putty Road to Singleton
Meet: 8am at Windsor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jPkRrpHlaU

>feminists in Australia

I don't think so cunt

Has anyone here ever hit a woman?

>>15109552
I punched my step cousin in the stomach once because she kept hitting me

>>15109567
Did you greentext that story a while back?

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>>15109523
Noice

>>15109552
I punched my sister in the face once, I regret that

>>15109513
Stop posting it we all know

>>15109513
Youve only posted it 25 times already

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>>15109552
Not really.
Had a housemate in my room, told her I would pick her up and carry her out. She stands with hands on her hips "You can't pick me up"
So I go and pick her up.
Except she was standing in the doorway so I ended up hitting her head against the doorframe.
I was pretty stoned at the time so that lack of common sense was understandable.

2nd time which is a maybe is the same housemate, hanging in the kitchen. Eating jelly, she wants some, so I use my spoon to flick a bit at her, soars across the kitchen, lands in her cleavage. She jumps back and bangs her head against the wall.


Those two are pretty much it.

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>>15109613
>>15109647
I'm a sharing kind of guy

>>15109653
Was she hot?, I don't think I could live with a female housemate without trying to fuck them

>>15109552
had some junkie cunt start reying to punch me in the face cause I wouldnt give her money
I just threw her into a wall (literally, she probably weighed 50kg tops) and she ran off

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>>15109552
>be 8
>brother gets me with the stupid "smell the cheese" thing
>decide to try it on my older sister
>gave her a blood nose

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>>15109666
Yeah she was. Was a goody two shoes Christian that got the dirts when we would rack up before nights out. She became normal later on unfortunately.

>>15109793
>rack up
wat

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>>15109866
Coke.
This was back when I lived in London and it cost almost nothing

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>>15109866

>>15109877
>coke
>posts aw11
a e s t h i c

too bad it costs an arm and a leg for dirty shit here

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>>15109923
Yep, that's why I don't do it anymore.
Way too expensive, shit quality. It's not worth it.

Unfortunately the AW11 owner no longer has it

>>15109954
oversteered into a tree or just sold it?

>>15109954
These meets all look so awkward

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>>15109972
Sold it. Now has an R34 GT-t

>>15109991
all meets are awkward unless you're a vape enthusiant, thus unable to see your own cringe

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>>15109991
First one you go to it probably would be a little awkward, you don't know anyone etc.
But once you've met people, it's less awkward when you next meet them.
We generally just talk shit, drive, talk more shit, drive etc.

We all met from here originally so any weird shit you may say will not be anything we've never heard before. But we're all normal enough to hold a conversation and not just sit there in awkward silence

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>>15109991
>>15110070
BTW, these ones here below
>>15109954
>>15109877
>>15109793
>>15109513
were the first big /o/ drive I ever arranged, most of us hadn't ever met before. Those that had, we'd only met maybe once before so yeah it was the most awkward. Since then, even with newfriends that turn up it's not as awkward. So you missed the worst.

>>15110058
Yeah we just sit there constantly cringing at each other

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>>15109991
It's only awkward until you do the ritual circlejerk in the public dunnies, then it's fine

>>15110134
>>15110093
you guys should join the dischord convo we've got going, it's mainly just people escaping the constant shitposting here

dischord.gg/010IDtABv9b4HNBrG

>>15110252
Bullshit, it's just got some dude talking about dicks in it.

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>>15110252
We have a shitposting FB chat

>tfw crawling around in the dirt fixing my car because no concrete
>now my shoulders are covered in blackheads

>>15110285
thin you got that mixed up with this thread m8

How did the Brisbane meet go?

>>15110402
pretty good just need some better organising next time. got some food and went for a quick cruise, probably do it on a sunday next time

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>>15110402
NO SURVIVORS

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What sort of gauges are these?

>>15110479
Speed, tacho and boost...

I keep hearing conflicting things. Some people say falcodores are cop bait, others say they're invisible. WHAT ARE YOU

>>15110551
stock, no p-plates and not xr*/ss = fairly invisible
others = not as much

>was about to go out for a drive
>starts bucketing down
>can't do mad skids in a FWD Auto shit box

>>15110479
looks like an American sold evo.

Aftermarket gauges for boost, oil pressure, oil temp and water temp

tfw when someone buys your car for full asking price without even starting it up or checking the fluids

>>15104869
fuck me, didn't realise the barra engines had such potential. Think 500hp with pistons, rods be possible with good reliability?

>>15110634
>tfw when someone buys your car for full asking price without even starting it up or checking the fluids
gosh I want to know this feel.

but also
>tfw someone buys your car after checking it out and seeing that it is pissing oil and starts smoking the second the engine is running.

>>15110479
defi

>>15110634
m8
barras have similar potential as 1jz/2jz, put enough money in and you can have 1000hp+

>>15110656
aren't they more recent as well? I could see them eventually taking over as the cheap straight 6 engine swap of choice here

>>15110656
>barras have similar potential as 1jz/2jz, put enough money in and you can have 1000hp+
If you want 1,000hp why not just get a Bugatti?

>>15106720
shit brown XE panelvan

>>15110834
Hi fatty
Hows not having disposable income going?

>>15110890
wat

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>mfw Repco still doesn't have my money

>>15110816
because the price isnt even a comparison

>>15110924
>not buying a used Bugatti

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>>15110913
Go down there and rage at them.

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>>15110913
>Repco are still selling these fucking things for $119
>one dollar more than a CTEK 8 stage smart charger that does regular and deep cycle batteries up to 110AH
>it's only rated for recharging flat fucking MOTORCYCLE batteries

4 years on and still mad I bought one of these cause no other shop around had them. Now I got a CTEK gonna see if I can flog it off for $50.

>>15110955
can't you get that shit at kmart for like $30-50 now?

>>15110971
No idea but when I got the CTEK on Thursday I saw Repco were still selling them for the same price. Thank fuck we're getting a Supercheap auto soon.

>>15110971
Looked at supercheap and they are going for $68, welp, guess I'll ask for $30 then, only been used a dozen times.

What the fuck is going on /dat/
Shits dead. I'm bored as fuck. Why is there nothing to do when it's raining.

>>15111582
Everyone's out doing skids I guess.

>>15110955
All the projecta shit costs $9001 at Repco.
Idk why and I work there.

>>15111582
Hungover punching billies like the patriotic Australian I am.

>>15111601
>Repco.
>I work there.

Then where the hell is my refund mate?!

(Also, are you MX5anon or does another anon work for Repco?)

>>15110579
Is it worth getting a pov pack for less attention then? (I'm on my p plates) Like, is the worse suspension worth the general invisibility? The way I see it is that the average buyer gets the sv6/xr6 because no one wants base model, so wouldn't it be fine to pick up one of them?

>>15111656
Just take off the badge. Hell, if you debadged and took the spoiler off an XR6T the average cop probably wouldn't look twice.

>>15111677
Fuck I never even thought of that

Is it true that if you get pulled over and you've disable the lock on your hood so the cop can't look at your engine to see any of your kick ass illegal mods that you'll only get done for having the broken lock?

>>15111677
>XR6T
why aren't these P plate legal?

>>15111677
it would still come up as an xr6t if they ran your plates retard
>>15111739
lmao
they've heard it thousands of times
>>15111749
too much POWAH

What's a good ute that isn't a Lolden or Ford? I need it for work and the budget is 5k.

>>15110955
Bought that exact same charger 5 years ago for less then $50. It's alright.

>>15111768
>Ute
>5k
>Good
>Not Holden or Ford

Probably some over priced 20 year old hilux.

Just get a XH with a 4L.

>>15111768
hilux, triton, mazda trucks

>>15111677
This >>15111757

Also if you hit someone and cause an injury enjoy playing their medical expenses for the rest of your life and/or being sued into eating instant noodles forever.

>>15111768
Proton Jumbuck.

>>15111757
>it would still come up as an xr6t if they ran your plates retard
>running the plates of every Falcon on the road just in case

>>15111831
>j...just follow the law guys you might get raped by Bubba if you don't

>>15111848
>>running the plates of every Falcon on the road just in case
Police cars autoscan plates in the city/surrounding suburbs now.

>>j...just follow the law guys you might get raped by Bubba if you don't
If you hit a car, pedestrian, or otherwise, you'd be put as operating the vehicle without a license and be liable for ALL medical expenses and damages. It is a lot of money, very quickly.

>>15111749
They're legal in tassie :^)

>>15111848
>breaking the law
Edgy. Life after jail is shit

>>15111855
>>15111876
>Every K over is a Killer you'll inevitably run over a child

:<)

>>15111839
>tfw no Proton Jumbuck with a 4G63T and the rear floorpan from an Evo welded in for dat AWD

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>>15111886
Invoice for one day not including physio, medication or rehabilitation fees.

There was a lot more than one days treatment.

If you were operating the vehicle outside of license restrictions you get to pay this out of pocket.

What's the discord I wanna come back in

>>15111896
You should write those shitty "drive responsibly pls" ads for state transport departments.

>This could be YOU. Stay safe, don't get behind the wheel

>>15111810
>trucks
Its a fucken ute ya mong.

>>15111888
>Evo ute

Why isn't this done more often?

>>15111908
Is there a chance you'll get away with it? If you don't live in the city sure.

Is it worth losing your license over an auto-scan or potentially getting fucked financially for life? Not really.

The P-Plate power restrictions REALLY aren't a big deal. Get over it.

>>15111900
It saves to your account.

>>15111918
No. Wait out your time and stop being a fuckwit. Learn to live with it like everyone else did. Maybe save up and buy a decently powerful car for your opens.

>>15111900
You were unbanned, Join back.

>>15111911
desu everything he said are more like trucks than utes
A ute is two doors cunt. Besides the crewman

>>15111929
That was the entire point of my post.

>>15111938
Postie pls

I like the barra but fuck, every time I see a falcon I think "taxi" and it turns me away from them. The VE commy is pure sex however. I guess the alloytec is okay?

>selling my shitbox
>get a text from someone
>can I come see it at 9am tomorrow
>ehh sure pretty early but I want to sell the car
>get a message a while later
>oh is it possible to bold children seats into the back?
>It's a fucking sports coupe with only 2 front seats
>clearly pictured in the fucking ad

WHY ARE PEOPLE SO STUPID

>>15111961
Wad kar?

>>15111970
holden astra convertible

>>15111959
Commodore - Terrible engines, Decent everything else

Falcons - Great engines, Average Interior

Pick your poison.

Also Alloytec is a piece of shit. It has 3 timing chains and somoene was saying it cost them over $2000 to get a mechanic to change all 3. They can make 400kw NA though. Maintenance costs would be shitty, Barras are easy as fuck to work on, Alloytecs aren't

>>15111972
Jimmy....

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So I saw a Celica yesterday. I think it might have been the worst car I've ever been in. The gearbox is sloppy, the power is pathetic, the handling is terrible and the interior has more plastic in it than an American movie star.

Why do people buy these pieces of shit?

>>15111985
thanks for posting all those other peoples contact info.

>>15111985
>considering a cube
>considering auto
>shitting on the 2zz
REEEEE

>>15111959
>Falcon
>taxi

Not in the last decade, mate.

>>15111989
Their numbers are already out because they're advertising their car you dumb cunt

>>15111933
I would but it's not in my server list anymore.
Sorry I'm new to discord idk

>>15111985
Looks good. Bit faster than your average econobox and still fairly cheap to run.

We can't get our hands on the sixth gen GT-Four here and the seventh gen only came FF. It's basically a girl's car.

>>15111998
Click the discord link in the OP

>>15111985
>Auto Celica.
>Cube

Do your parents know?

>>15112004
do my parents know what?

>>15111989
the phone numbers are jumbled dingus.

>>15111989
They're selling their cars and their information is on Gumtree and Carsales already, so if anything, this post will help them.

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/malvern/cars-vans-utes/maserati-4200-spyder-convertible/1113683186

>v8
damn it fuck these P plate laws

>>15112018
>$43,000
because the P plate law is the only reason you cant have it right and you totally have the money for one? 86 guy pls go

>>15112021
bitch please I own a holden astra convertible and I'm on centrelink I can afford anything I want

When selling a car how high does the price have to be before asking someone to pay with cash sounds a bit ridiculous?
$10,000? $15,000? $20,000? More?

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>>15112024
10/10 you got me nigga

>>15112018
>Maserati

The "I'm too rich for an Audi but still don't know or really give a fuck about cars" of brands.

>>15112041
Anything over $6k honestly. Carrying around a few grand in cash is a bad enough idea as is.

>>15112006
That you prefer the company of the common sex

>>15112055
Commonly having sex is good though anon. We don't all want to be wizards.

>>15112055
>common
Common folk are far beneath me, I only mate with nobility.

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>>15112067
>>15112061

>>15112067
>not fucking the peasantry

Spot the tasteless plebeian.

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>>15112120
>he wants the plague and leprosy

>>15112061
>tfw will never be a wizard

>>15112138
>not being a wizard
>not aiding the king and his kingdom
>not using magic
what are you? some sort of faggot?

>>15112146
I'M NORMAL OK

>>15112150
Are you okay with being normal?

>>15112162
No

>>15112168
Then why are you faggot?

>>15111787
>3 days to recharge a flat car battery
>alright

>>15112187
Cos the pussy game rediculous

>>15112128
I prefer not fucking my relatives m8, we know what goes on with you royals. Gotta keep that money within the family somehow hey m80

>>15112038
Usually when I sell a car over 40k I expect it to be paid via blowjobs.

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>>15111582
>Why is there nothing to do when it's raining.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmOpboyrEaQ

You a bit fucked in the head or something?

>>15112196
>Buying a 1600mAh charger to charge a 70A+ battery
>Complaining it takes 3 days

No shit it'll take 3 days, the product works as designed.

>>15112219
FWD AUTO NO MACCAS CLOSE BY FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY

>>15112002
there isnt one you mong

>>15112219
>second guy immediately fucks his shit

Hilarious.

>>15112228
Yeah because OP is a tard and doens't update the OP copypasta.

https://discord.gg/010IDtABv9b2ChJ0v

anyone here used dynamat or any other sound deadening materials?, thinking of getting some paint on shit and doing my wagon if it won't cost me an arm and a leg

>>15112235
that chat thing is just full of penis talk

>>15112245
Okay.

>>15112248
But that's not OK.

>>15112222
Didn't know fuck all about chargers and got it as a last resort, suck a dick.

>>15112288
Pic related, best charger

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>>15112353

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>>15112353
Nice pic dumb-ass.

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i know my odds are pretty slim.
but does anyone have experience with stuff like this.
http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Motorcycle-Speedometer-Odometer-Tachometer-Gauge-LCD-Digital-Backlight-12V-MA457-/182126997825?hash=item2a679d7141:g:5vAAAOSwl-FXMszO

curious, looking for the bike and dont wanna spend $300+

>>15112451
Have a ebay el cheapo on my postie, most of the wiring is pretty basic and can be spliced into the existing system. Rpm pick up is off the plug lead and speedo is a magnet in the disc or welded/screwed to the drum housing.

Tacho can be erratic but it gives a idea of what rpm you are spinning.

>>15112451
What do the red lights on the outside signify?

>>15112451
I wonder what would happen if you hooked one of those up to an MC22 and revved it to 19.5k...

>>15112480
Your level of sick cuntness

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http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-view-details.html?adId=1112307556

>>15112522
Message him back telling him to ditch Windows 10 and install 7

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>>15112480
I imagine it's a shift light, climbs up then the main light comes on.

>>15112464
thanks mate. that is an ebay cheapy, but i really dont wanna spend multi hundreds and i dont want the cheap retro style, but small enough to hide behind some small spotlight/leds

>Last shift at maccas
W e w lad. Time to shit on burgers and rip skids in the carpark on my way out

>>15112635
>Time to shit on burgers
pics or it didn't happen

>>15112639
I'm sorry, I lied. I'm not willing to go that far.

>>15112563
>7
XP is where it's at still

>>15112635
bannannabikeboy?

>>15112699
Yes

>>15112680
video the skids at least then

>>15112711
You quitting or being fired?

>>15112720
I'll tape my phone to my helmet and try

>>15112729
I quit. New job soon.

>>15112746
>New job
What have you got lined up?
Why not just go onto Centrelink?
How's the bike?

>>15112753
Warehouse job moving shit. Average shitty job.
Parents make too much+neet life is boring
Good. Brakes need a bleed, getting a bit sketch in the rain

>>15112729
Got the sack due to sucking too many cocks in the toilets.

>>15112769
I'll give you the sack if you give me the shaft ;-)

I got an econobox safteymobile, gonna sell it and get something exciting, has to be under 10k for a decent condition one. Any and all suggestions welcome, I was thinking a mr2 sw20, or am I being a fag?

dat what ss ute should i buy?
has to be under 6 grand, im thinking a VU.

>>15112768
>Warehouse job moving shit.
Sounds alright.
>Parents make too much
When you're 22 can't you apply for new start or what ever it is where your parents income doesn't impact it?
>neet life is boring
That's true. I didn't do a single thing today and I'm paying for it with a headache.
>Good. Brakes need a bleed, getting a bit sketch in the rain
Sounds like a good time.

>>15112779
What state you in m8?

>>15112781
BF MK2

>>15112794
>>15112779
And do you have P's or full license?

>>15112799
>>15112794
QLD
Yeh P's
Not 18, just weird few years meant I didn't get my license until 22.

>>15112781
What the fuck does SS even stand for?
Skidding Shitbox??
So Slow??

Wait

S-S-SUPERRR SPORTTT??

>>15112809
Sickest Skids

>>15112809
sports sedan

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/happy-valley/cars-vans-utes/vl-rb30-series-2/1096568449
should i buy this and how much should i pay for it?
yes i want to be a meme

>>15112691
Hasn't XP lost support?

>>15112809
Sideways Shazza
Seventeenth Schooner

>>15112823
>n/a auto
>shit kit
>calais rep
3k on a good day

>>15112809
Schutzstaffel

>>15112809
Semen Slurper

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>>15112358
>3 speed
>E38 and not E49
Good to see you have no idea what you're talking about.

>>15112563
>>15112691
>not using vista
it's not even that buggy for me

>>15112887
>not just using 10
Its like you have severe autism

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>driving excel
>do a hektik burnout without trying
lel

Lol kicked from the discord

>>15112920
What did you expect ya nasty faggot.

>>15112922
dick talk on discord just as expected

>>15112926
CibbyBoy aka YellowMC22anon is just upset Jimmy doesn't cum on his face any more

>>15112896
it's a ten year old laptop I got because of rudd07

>>15112948
Just suck jimmys dick like you used too, he might pay you this time

what a circle jerk that place is.

so its not just jimmy that YellowMC22anon gets the facials from. Its a full blown bukkeke session in there.

>>15112971
fuck its full of jimmy posters and dick posting now

>>15112977
>dick posting now
Thats mainly babyfaced cibbybumboi

>>15112971
>>15112977
Memeing hard guys. Keep it up.

>>15112985
Telling the truth ≠ memeing

stay pleasantly upset

NEW THREAD CUNCE
>>15113000
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>>15113000
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>>15113000
NEW THREAD CUNCE
>>15113000

>>15113003
m8

>>15113003
I don't think so m8

>>15113012
>>15113012
>>15113012

real new one

>>15113008
Can't argue with trips, especially the national emergency number.

>>15113013
you have no sense of humour

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>had 3 stitches put in wrist on friday
>cost me 138
>i get back 80 something
>I have to see doctors on coming friday
>likely to cost 100+
last time i had stitches i took them out myself a few weeks later, when it had scabbed to shit and was all dry/flaky. do i do the same again like a true degenerate?

>>15106075
helping m8 change his clutch
transmission mount comes out but i cant remove the bracket which holds the mount because a socket or spanner wont fit.
have unbolted tranny from engine but the tranny mount bracket is only thing stopping the transmission from droppping out.
what the honk do i do?
jack the tranny up as far as possible or drop it down as far as possible?
suggestions?

>>15113013
Yeah, you're fucked.
Fuck off.