/DAT/

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First for tfw no mates to initial d with

*posts*

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If only my garage looked like this.

http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/queensland/unhappy-ending-after-police-bust-logan-prostitution-racket-20140905-10d73h.html

Anyone at windy point or not?

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>tfw blanketed some rich cunt's house in smoke
feels good man

>trying shrooms for the first time with friends tommorow
nervous to be honest

>>15090631
Kek thats forsekins shop

>>15090634
What type of smoke ay lmao?

>>15090629
>tin
>empty apart from 2 cars
more like a storage king locker u dumb cunt

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>>15090632
>going to windies

Mang no one goes there anymore

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Should I go and get a snack or stay in, /dat/?

>>15090652

Come suck my dick

>>15090652
where are you at?

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>>15090648
>no one goes there anymore
I could have gotten us a great table though.

>>15090648
where do people go nowadays?

>>15090659
>>15090657

Runcorn.

>>15090662
Dorsia

>>15090663
haha not falling for that one foreskin you cheeky boi

>selling car on scumtree
>listed at 4500
>get text
>what's your lowest price for cash?
>tell them $3500 and I'll throw in 3 months rego because I'm a nice cunt
>responds with I'll give you $2500 cash and you throw in 12 months rego

What kind of fucking fuck does this shit?

>>15090648
Thay dickhead in the last thread said there was a meet, I showed up and now I feel like a dickhead just sitting here

>>15090668

What you mean, senpai?

>pour used motor oil down the slides at whitewater world
>break the sound barrier
who wants 2 come with

>>15090674

Post a picture of your uncut willy and I will bash one out to you.

>>15090570
Holy shit which one of you mad SA cunts is this?

>>15090678

I live less than 1km from dreamworld m8

Just down the road near the marina.

>>15090662
Fukn techies m8. Nah no where really, hills scene is kill at the moment due to cops so I just avoid lofties and windies and all the regular spots..

>>15090610
fuckin nice. what state, and mods.
yeah i still have the stock alloys, with good tyres too, but the weght it too much and the grip on the back end was better with worn average tyres, than newer "fancy tyres"

>>15090610
>bike in the back
er, no why would they, thats what its there for.

>>15090671
Tell him ok. But only if he chuck in a kfc bucket.

>>15090684
meet @ top of the octopus slide
bring oil cuz i only got 2 jugs

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>>15090680

>>15090676
Dont you worry about the cops raiding you again?

>>15090693

Show your willy in the photo m8

>>15090689
I don't want KFC I want $3500 for my fucking car damn it.

>>15090688
Qld no mods yet as it's still under factory warranty. Had the timing cover seal redone as it was leaking at 30,000km.

Also just bought a bimmer bike so I might just keep the falcon stock. Makes it easier to sell.

>>15090696

No, old owner.

>>15090701
He will at least know that hes a fuckhead then

>>15090705
But you still do it. Like you said last thread.

>>15090667
ive been memed

>>15090708

You said again.

>>15090705
Wasn't that your mother?

>>15090690
It's alright. Crazy amounts of training and safety courses. But that's expected for a government owned company.

The work itself is pretty good once we're on track. But there is a lot of waiting for trains.

>>15090714
Are you posting from home

>>15090688
drive the work ute most times to the scrapyard and heard id get raped if i dont have a net over everything no matter how tied down

>>15090724

No, work, will be home soon though, why?

>>15090728
Only need the net if what ever you are carrying cannot be secured/tied down properly.

>>15090728
Scrap shit is different. You need a net or something to prevent stuff flying out. You can also be charged per item that flies out so its best to cover your load.

>>15090732
Metadata and IP reasons for my pending investigation.

>>15090743

Kek.

Ooo scary

Wank on, cunt, you have no idea who I am or who I am connected to.

>>15090732
Its nearly 11pm. What are you doing working. You're the one giving the blowjobs arent you. You are sneaky.

>>15090748
>Wank on, cunt, you have no idea who I am or who I am connected to.

Same ;^)

>>15090748
Whoa, messing with the big boys now.

>>15090752
>>15090750
>>15090749
>>15090748
jokes on you none of these posters are me

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>>15090755
>>15090752
>>15090750
>>15090749

I am counting my money from THREE different shops, famalam.

Then I might go to the casino

If any of you brave little boys want to come over to Exq, just knock, I'll let you in.

>>15090748
You're part of the dragon dildo triad.

>>15090771
So you run three prostitution parlours

>>15090771
Gonna buy yourself a nice Ninja 650 supersport?

>>15090775

No, nothing illegal of course.

>>15090776

Hate to break it to you bubba but even a 636 is classified as a Supersport (by technical definition)

>>15090778

Post them now.

Fuck, lads. We've gone from richposting to thugposting.

Is the 86 the new hitman car?

>>15090781
Harharhar
4skins you so dum

>>15090781
But in your experience is those Ninja 650 supersports that you should watch out for.

And gutters as well, I guess.

>>15090789

Pathetic attempt to dox, mate.

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>>15090781
636 is an inline 4 though. Ninja 650 is a parallel twin. Apples oranges etc

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>>>>15090786

>>15090785
wasn't me whos supposedly doxxing you

>>15090791
S-S-S-SUPERRRRRSPORRRTT
ALL BIKES ARE SUPERSPORTSSSS
Ninja 650?
SUPERRRRSPORT
Ninja 250?
SUPERRRRSPORT
GS500?
SUPERRRRSPORT
WR450f?
SUPERRRSPORT

>>15090813

Well now you're just being silly.

>>15090813
Can I be a supersport?

>>15090827
Of course you can, Anon.

We're all supersports at heart.

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>>15090838

>>15090704
i can thoroughly recommend some flash brake rotors and pads, and stiffer springs on the front and some worn one's on the back to lose that courier vehicle bounce.
or i could just be butt tuning
>>15090738
>cover your load.
heheheheheheheh.
hehe, good advice, hehe, lost it

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>>15090838
Thank you. It's official

>>15090845
Yeah stiffer springs on the front are on the cards. Don't think you can do much about the rear though. Fucking leaf springs

>>15090619
what the hoot is going on in this thread and last one.
>foreskins
>doxxing
>brothels

>>15090693
Still there?

>>15090852
Supersport/10

>>15090862
You forgot
>supersports

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>>15090873
>>15090874

You faggot cunts right now

>>15090855
i considered a four+ rear end for a while but 8G for kits was waaaay too much.
my leafs and shlicks are worn on the back end, and the back is lowered to match the front, soo its soft.
i did have an adjustable half leaf before that made it stiff, but it was way too "racecar" to bouncy/stiff

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>>15090873
Thank you. It's already pretty super in its name buy your blessing makes it official. The 250cc fireblade is the best superbike of course

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>>15090874
Did you say......
SUPERSPORT?

>>15090894

You dropped a 250 and you think you're funny? uppercut yourself

>>15090900
>dropped a 250
I put it down to rest gracefully
>and you think you're funny?
I know I'm unfunny cunt

>>15090905
I thought it was funny

>>15090908
Fuck off mum I don't need your pity

>>15090905

Now take a picture with your uncut dick resting on the fireblade logo, cunt

>>15090884
Have a laugh mate, it might do you some good.

>>15090899
I believe I did.

>>15090900
250 ~supersport~, use the correct identifier please.

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>>15090915
Done, censored for a blue board

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>Everyone is becoming a supersport
I-I was a supersport f-first

What is this supersport thing? what is based on?

>>15090893
>hit pothole
>shatter spine

A mate of mine lowered his coon ute and it's the shittest ride I've ever experienced.

>>15090937
Superbike,[18] liter-class, or literbike, i.e. 1,000 cc (61 cu in).

>>15090937
It's based on foreskin anon being a dickhead thinking a 650 ninja was a super sport among other faggotry in that thread

>>15090945

Ah ok

>>15090930
Please
We only accept real bikes, like the Ninja 650 supersport™

>>15090863
nah left about 20 minutes ago, not much petty and have some other stuff to do

Selling a banged up Hyundai Excel Twin cam in SA

>>15090965
How much?

>>15090967

$6900

>>15090977
I'll take it!

>>15090967
I'd say maybe 300 or 400, it's a Manual and has a fair amount of Ks on it, around 250-300k. Big dent in the right back side

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>MCM
>go to woe
>woe

Fucking retards.

>>15090991
Perfect. I've found my Chinese turbo car

>>15090967
that wasn't me>>15090977

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>>15090992
martys skids are so much better than moogs

>>15090996
Do you really want to buy it?

>>15091003
the lancer won that bullshit, the whole of it

Why do Maccas never serve ice cream after like 11?

>>15091034

Machine is in clean mode so they don't have to pay out of court settlements for food poisoning.

>>15091043

When do they usually turn it to clean mode?

>>15091045
11-4 sometimes longer. The smell of hot milk is dank as fuck

>>15091050

Fuck that makes me rage

Should I just go servo and get some ice cream, cunt?

Maccas ama

>>15091052
Invest in a soft server machine

Do Maccas workers ever judge people who they see regularly eat there? or only fat people?

>>15091067
Hot chicks are always noticed and stoners. Besides that it's only if you order $50 worth by yourself. Then we wonder if it's all for you or if you are doing a maccas run

>>15091052

Or you could just not be a child and go to the supermarket and buy food occasionally, instead of relying on Mummy to stock the pantry.

>>15091079

I live by myself but I don't have any food in the house, I used to use hellofresh now I just buy YouFoodz when I'm home.

:(

Don't judge me please, I need your help.

>>15091094
That's how I'm going to live. No thinking involved

>>15090992
>go to woe

Still laughing about this.
Illiterate fuccbois.

>protip for the retards among us: it's "go to woah"
>"woe" means sorrow or distress

>>15091101
>oh nah mate it was done on purpose

>all this talk about late night snacks
>tfw my local Coles is open from 6am to midnight

So fucking /comfy/ going down there at 11:40pm when I have a craving for ice cream

>>15091108
Fuck you. Only thing open near my is a servo with no stock

>>15091101
It's deliberate. It's a play on words. Presumably because shitboxes.

>>15091108
>Closing at midnight.
One near here opens at midnight.

>>15091116

The indians at my local 7/11 are always happy to see me, they have ice cream thankfully.

What should I get?

Ben & Jerry's? Magnum? wut?

>>15091127

>>oh nah mate it was done on purpose

>>15091134
>I missed an obvious pun and laughed at THEM for being illiterate
Yes, yes it was on purpose. Good job. You got there.

>>15091133
Goldmagnum is elder teir ice cream

>>15091151

Hi Moog

>>15091151
Did we disrespect you moog?

>>15091159
>Implying I watch MCM
I hope you don't actually think it was a mistake. It's not Hektik Habib's Hotrods.

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Anyone in Brisbane can loan me $200 right now? I can drive wherever to pick up, urgent. Will pay you back $500 on Thursday next week.

>>15091188

>implying anyone is this stupid

>>15091194

I will give you whatever assurance you need.

>>15091188
How to lose $200, the post.

>>15091200
Give me a DNA sample of your semen

>>15091203

I will pay it back, I'm not a thief or dishonest.

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>>15091210

I'd like to give you a massage on your front, I will massage your ass and tease your hole with my cock. I will gently enter you from behind and when you are ready begin to slowly pump you. I'll turn you over, moving you into a number of intimate positions. As I pump you harder and deeper you will come to a climatic ending of total relief.

>>15091218
I came hard. Let's do this again sometime.

>>15090991
Any takers?

>>15091188

You suck my dick I'll give you $200

>>15091224

I would if I had to, if you're legit.

>>15091227
Why go to a shitty car forum for drug money?

>>15091227

If I still lived in Brisbane you'd be tasting cum within the hour. But unfortunately I don't.

What's the best good gay bars in Adelaide. Want to be shitfaced and fucked in the toilet within an hour

>>15091243

Rundle Mall McDonalds

>>15091250
The party room does get a bit wild

Lel, some moron just fucked his shitmobile around the corner from my house, spun out, crashed, spun out and crashed again.

>guy that used to run a scrapyard has a kickass LED lightbar on his forbie
>2 weeks ago goes to woolies at day
>goes in shop for 5 minutes
>comes out
>some cunt has taken the LED bar off and ripped the wiring because they couldn't DC it from under the bonnet
>brother in law had the same shit happen a few days later at Coles but they left if instead of ripping the wiring this time
>a friend of his had a heavy duty toolbox removed from his tray within 10 minutes in a plaza carpark again in the day
>guy used Loc tite, locking bolts and everything to try and prevent this, the thief had to have a heavy duty impact driver or something to remove it

I wonder if some cheeky cunt is modding his forbie with stolen shit.

>>15093305
Sounds like the cunt needs a heavy duty impact driver over the fucking head

>>15093323
Thing is, I live 200km from Adelaide, this sort of shit never happens here. Then again we had a pawn shop open up here last year....

>>15093335
abo population of your town?

>>15093363
Less than 100 roughly. But like 5 other towns are less than 50 km away.

>>15093305
Where the fuck is this happening?

>>15093861
my moneys on elizebeth

fuck me /dat/
>driving new car (2001 Subaru Impreza) home from TAFE
>Some cunt in a commo ute doing burnouts for the last kilometer, smoke everywhere
>Notice not all the smoke is coming from his car
>Spewing out from under the bonnet
>Turns out I've put a nice hole in the radiator from driving on a shit hole road
>MFW next two pay packets are now going to fixing the car.

>>15094179
>TAFE

>>15094179
>pay packets

>>15094179
>driving so fast on shit roads that you make a hole in your rad
how dumb can you be

also the skids were probably me

>>15094198
Got me a job
>>15094208
whatever you want to call your pay works
>>15094249
was in first the whole time, I'll get a photo of the road next time I'm up there.

>>15094273
Fair enough, mate. All I can think of when I think about TAFE are dropouts and this chick with huge tits that took some photography course and ended up a hairdresser in debt.

>>15094208
Back before you were even a tingle in your daddy's ballsack. You used to get paid with cash and it came in a packet.

Thus pay packet.

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>>15094273

>>15090619
anon from last thread who slit his wrist when a dish snapped in half at work
it started bleeding again last night
im getting stitches now

>>15094857
did you report it to your super?
if you were murican I'm sure you would have sued by now. would you consider it?
what car do you drive?

I have to many things on my mind lads
>just woke up
>have to piss
>have to do dishes
>have to do a load of washing
>have to shower
>see washing machine while thinking about the toilet
>pull out my gentlemans sausage and end up pissing in the washing machine
>realize what I've done

This is not good

>>15095486
Were you deprived of oxygen at birth?

>>15095536
Any ideas how to drain it out?

>>15095580
A crane

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>>15095486
anyone else here piss in the sink

>>15095580
Just run the washer empty

>>15095619
>used to piss in the sink and shower
>even shit down there in the shower once
>then it started to reek
>now it really badly reeks
>had to get a plumber and he couldnt figure out how i got shit and piss in there

>>15095628
>shit in bathtub
>take little plastic grate thing off the plughole and just shit straight down the hole
>when it clogs grab an empty pepsi bottle and force air down the hole
sold that house without ever cleaning the drain lmao

>>15095640
>>15095628
You two are fucked

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>>15095649

>>15095619
>piss in the sink
>leave spots of piss water all around the sink edge
>it dries
>yellow substance with the consistancy of dried coca cola remains all over the place

well fuck why does /dat/ get so shitty right when it's getting good. every damn time.

What's the cheapest, but not shit compression tester I can get.

Would a $50 one from supercheap do the trick?

Not even the director of his own company. What a cuck. I bet nicole pegs him every night.

Got two sellers down to $9,500 from $12,000.
But I don't quite have enough.
FUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

>>15096026
pretty sure the ones from supercheap are stanley

>>15096077
So not shit?

Anyone know about the returns policy with Repco?

I bought some parts for my car back in February and never got round to installing them, I sold the car the other day so have no use for the parts. They are still in their original packaging and I have the receipt. Can I take them back to Repco and get a refund or is it too late?

>>15096077
>>15096284
The supercheap one would be fine for at diy guys

>>15096350
If they're unopened and you have a receipt, yes. They probably won't even look at the date anyway.

>>15096397
I guess I'll give it a go.
If not I guess I'll have to try and sell them myself.

Does anyone follow Mighty Car Mods on youtube? They seem pretty knowledgeable about cars and car mod dui's and shit.

https://www.youtube.com/user/mightycarmods

Just thought I'd get /o/'s opinion, I know dick about cars and their vids seems pretty interesting. What do you m8s think?

>>15096397
Should I give a reason for returning them?
>wrong ones
>not needed
>sold car
Or just give no reason?

>>15096657
Used to be good but have been shills for the last few years. Fuck them.

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>>15096657
here is your (you) my good close friend.

>>15096666
Say you sold the car before you even need to use them if they ask.

>>15096677
Really? Yeah I've been watching some of their older vids and the comments all say they used to be better then compare to now.

>>15096679
No troll m80. Just generally interested.

Well I'm not going to shill their channel anymore past this post but I saw this clip and am pretty interested.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSPqzgxrBFs

Basically it's just how to restore the blackness on your car. My car's black trim and black door handles are somewhat faded so I think doing this would be good, is this a bad idea? I'm also not sure exactly what that black thing that looks like a texter is.

>>15096705
>>15096783
Honestly, I like it. They have a nice dynamic, and while moog seems like a bit of a cunt in real life the show isn't bad.
Just don't take it too seriously and you'll be sweet.

When I was first getting into cars I watched the supergramps series and that taught me so fucking much about the basics of engines and transmissions and the like it was worth it.

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Finally picked this weapon up.

>>15096846
Fucking phone posting....

>tfw it's impossible to find a long James May style documentary on how engines and transmissions work

>>15096657
I've had enough of you, mate.

>>15096957
Mate this is seriously the first time I've ever linked that channel here, srs. I take it there's another cunt doing it? I just wanted advice about >>15096783 ;_;

>go into repco
>store is super silent except for the radio playing some shitty talk show
>have to wait because there are two people in front of me
>one old lady
>the other a large woman
>finally they finish up
>as the large woman is leaving I notice
>she only has one leg
>watch her leave the store and get into her commodore
>obviously an auto
>but she was missing her right leg.

Anyway, I asked for a refund and they said it was all good.
Except.
They didn't have the $400 cash to refund me. So I have to wait for them to get $400 in cash to pay me.

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>>15097021
Simmer down, lad.
I personally use tyre shine on my trim every now and then.

how much should I sell a spare stock wheel on scumtree for? It's in pretty good condition and has a new looking tyre on it
don't really care how much I get just want it gone, but should I ask $50 for it or $20? I've no idea how much it's worth.

>>15097062
>MOOG, out once again.
well at least he admits that he's a faggot

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>>15097061
>They didn't have the $400 cash to refund me. So I have to wait for them to get $400 in cash to pay me.

>>15097062
Huh, I see.

>>15097085
Their fucking tills were all empty. It just goes to show how much people rely on their credit cards.

Hopefully they'll have the money later today or tomorrow morning. I'm not mad at all, actually find it funny as fuck and just relieved that they took the items back.

>>15090748
Scary boi

>>15097069
"$x ONO"

>>15097091
Think they most I ever carry around in cash is about 20-25 bucks at most, everything else just goes on eftpos/card

Just saw some pedestrian get wrecked by a range rover on the way home from the shops, got to suck getting smashed on Friday... I mean fuck if you're gunna throw yourself under a car, least do it on Monday

>>15097120
Damn, was it gruesome? I remember some old bloke got run over by a truck in my town where I grew up, really fucked up shit, like his head exploded apparently. Witnesses were all fucked up from it for ages, massive news in my small country town.

>>15097132
Usual corporate drone-type, just bumbles out in 60km/h traffic while looking at her phone.
>PUNT
Got some good air, landed about 20ft in front of the 4wd and kinda pretzel shaped, so I reckon she'd be pretty fucken busted. My idea of gore is kind of reduced, did a lot of first-responder/SES stuff when I was younger and just don't give a fuck any more

Mind you, whole range rover's worth of kids in the backseat from the way home from school are gunna be fucked up too

>>15096846
noice, new or used?

>>15097069
just ask for a carton or bottle of piss

>>15097169
I don't drink and I need the money.

>>15097120
I usually carry $100 cash on me. But recently have had about $300~ in cash because I keep getting $50 notes.

also shit.

>>15097120
A guy killed himself that way in my town. He waited for a car to come, ran out in front of it and sat down on the road. It took his entire head and upper body apart since he got hit with a bullbar. I didn't see the accident myself but I came out of a store nearby and just saw people gathered around, blood everywhere and the front of the car covered in gore chunks. Somebody had covered the body with a jacket though.

So that's one of my experiences with seeing gore IRL.

>>15097204
what a waste of a jacket, never get those stains out

>>15097204
I once slit my finger so I could make a blood sacrifice to speed up my car parts being delivered

Didn't work and I still have a scar...

>>15097210
You did it wrong then

I once tried to cut my chest open like they do in autopsies.

Only scar from it is one going through the center of my left nipple.

>>15097120
Aren't you meant to get smashed on friday?

>>15097231
Fuck it. Go hard on Thursday. Rest Friday and go harder on Saturday.

>>15095037
nah didnt report it to super
its a cash in hand job.
it was an accident, no-ones to blame. my boss is alright, i wont sue.
cost me 138 flippen buckies but i get back 81 so its ok i guess.
i drive a peugeot 206 gti

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>>15097209

>>15097241
how is that edgy, why waste a perfectly good jacket?

>>15097252
Shield the chilluns from real life

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>>15097252

>>15097252
This, could have used a pair of trackies instead.

>>15097252
Nigga you edgier than this fucking shit

https://feministwarriors.bandcamp.com/album/songs-for-having-feminist-defined-sex-to

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Foreskin anon here, just checking in. How we going, fellas? what has everyone been up to today?

>>15097268
>every song is about rape
i know its a feminist band but come on

>>15097269
Just woke up. Catching up on my youtube memes while thinking about all the stuff I didnt do

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>>15097268
>https://feministwarriors.bandcamp.com/album/songs-for-having-feminist-defined-sex-to

shit man that's so edgy I cut myself just opening the link

>>15097274

Woke up? it's 4.30, what is wrong with you? you need to get a job.

Someone go spend some cash at the Mt Barker Repco please. They just called me, they haven't had a single cash customer in since I was there.
Looks like I won't be getting my money till the weekend.

>>15097268
>Feminists Don't Like Rape (But Actually They Love It)
Well studies have shown that most women do actually like the idea of it.

>>15097281
More like an hour ago. Just transfering to night shift so I can wake up when I want

>>>/wsg/1089370

New Corkscrew webm from the YouTubes bros. That guy corners like a fucking speed racer.

>>15097288

What do you do for work to make you stay awake all night?

>>15097295
Maccas cuz

>>15097282
Don't they have a safe with money in it?

>>15097290
That's cheeky

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>>15097302

Shiiiii

If I be finna order something at like 2-3 AM am I likely to get shit that has been sitting there for hours?

>>15097305

Usually it doesn't work like that, they obviously have a cash pick-up leaving just the float (no more than $200). Also depending on if its a chain store, the manager may not be able to re-open a banked amount. When I used to run a few stores every till would be emptied of money more than the float erry afternoon and the bank (the excess) was sealed in a bag and signed by 2 people, cannot be re-opened in-store.

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>>15097268

>>15097268
fucking nu male SJW shits

>>15097314
Pretty much. Just ask for fresh food. At max its 5 minutes to cook crispy chicken.

>>15097269
Not a lot
I just want to say

S-S-S-SUPERRRRSPORT

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https://feministwarriors.bandcamp.com/track/lets-get-raped

I feel like
DA
VE
is behind this

>>15097330
E-E-EVERYBODY DO THE SUPERSPORT

>>15097330

a 650 or 636 does technically class as a supersport

>>15097322

Can you do that? the burgers are alright, but the fries are always fucking awful. If I asked for fresh fries, will they make them or get arsey about it?

>>15097333
>Cardiff, UK
yeah nah. they sound pretty british too.

>>15097336
Its chill. Generally we dont care since it means we dont need to rush your order.

Some places are cunts though and just drop the food in the oil and pull it up so it looks fresh so ymmv

>>15097273
>come on
i think thats what feminists are mad about

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>fap
>lose will to chase skirts

What the fuck happened.

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>>15097344

I would legit punch on with cunts if they did that to me.

I'm turning this into an AMA, apologies

1) What do all the fucking beeps and carrying on mean when I wait for my order?
2) Do you actually get timed on how long to make orders and how do you know if its good/bad?
3) Do you ever spit/jizz/piss/wipe anus on the food?

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>>15097347
>>15097273

>>15097350
That's these guys, hey?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9P3e4KYjb8

>>15097350
ACA DRIFT HOON SPEC

>>15097344
Can you guys tell if someone's stoned ordering at the drive-thru? And if so does this change anything?

>>15097366
So the legends say. The deep lore of Aussie roads tells us little beyond no license plates and mad skids leaving ACA and the Victorian police at an investigative dead end.

>>15097360
Most of the beeps are just bullshit timers. Just means driver through has been in too long.

Yeah but it means nothing during the night. Just need to keep up with front counter sending out the orders

Too many cameras nowadays. I just rub my bare hands on the buns sometimes

>>15097371
Yes, we usually dont care since half the staff is cooked. We all have a laugh with the stoners that come in and fuck around. Blew a stoned teen's mine by popping out a drink tray. Gave them half the stack and they just went at it while laughing their ass off

>>15097386
How come you lot crack the shits when I come through the drive through on my motorcycle?

Last time I did that I nearly didn't get served.

>haven't touched maccas in like a year because last time I had it it was almost cold and tasted/had the texture of cardboard, was rank

>>15097386

Do they still have bins that they check for wastage?

Do you ever wash your foreskin in the employee hand basin?

>>15097403
damn it foreskin anon

>>15097386
>Blew a stoned teen's mine by popping out a drink tray. Gave them half the stack and they just went at it while laughing their ass off
whut
h
u
t

>>15097405

Why do you have to constantly call me that? I have a name

>>15097410
Creepy Bob? Dick Dude?

>>15097416

I'm gay, I love dick, but I'm still a person.

My name is Chris.

>>15097418
Creepy Chris it is then.

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>>15097398
Dunno. I've never had an issue with it unless you are ordering drinks, then its a pain.

Food is shit. Dont go there

>>15097403
Yep. No snacks on break, not that I'd want to

No but someone shit in the disabled toilet's soap dispenser.

>>15097406
They couldnt understand how a flat piece of cardboard becomes pic related.

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>>15097418
>Chris
Chris-chan?

>>15097428
>>15097436

Just Chris

Not Chris-chan, not Creepy Chris

>>15097439
Stop posting about dicks then. I've got nothing wrong with you being gay and liking dicks but damn man just stick to car talk.

>>15097238
>>15095037
ah my wrist hurts like dicks
what do?

>>15097444

So show me your dick? no? then I'll have to keep posting to satiate my interest.

>>15097453
that's pretty creepy... creepy chris...

>>15097455

Nothing creepy about showing your willy to another bloke.

>>15097169
Brand new. Second hand ones were too expensive compared to the new ones.

>>15097455
what are you, a faggot?

>>15097463
When it's over the internet to a guy with an unhealthy obsession with dicks, it is.

>>15097466
160hp at 11000rpm and 5.5L/100km.
what else you could you want.

yeah cose they're so new not a lot of depreciation yet

>>15097429
oh now I understand

>>15097500
Pretty much my reasoning for getting it. Makes my xr6t seem slow as fuck

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>>15097524
Bikes feel pretty absurd next to cars. You get cruise control on that?

>>15097531
Cruise control, clutchless up shifts, heated grips, mode select on the fly.
After break in period there's s plug in module that disable abs and traction control and allows you to do wheelies.

Cruise control on a motorcycle is a bizarre thing to get used to.

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>>15097551
My bike just predates the electronics thing taking off. I'm fitting a quick shifter at some stage though.

>After break in period there's s plug in module that disable abs and traction control and allows you to do wheelies.
That's the red plug under the seat isn't it?

>Cruise control on a motorcycle is a bizarre thing to get used to.
I mainly want it for distance riding, but it's not a huge deal not having it.

Alternatively I might sell it and get a 2012-2014 but they're worse bikes. Just sound a lot better...

>>15097551
its great on the right bike, riding my old mans bmw tourer with the gf on back, 80km/h cruise control.
super comfy

>>15097585
Yeah it's just some red plug that adds another mode called dynamic pro. Which basically turns off all aids.

Don't get me wrong cruise control is fantastic for highway riding but initially it's a bit weird. Like turning it on and letting go of the hangers with both hands and having the bike continue on is an odd feeling.

>>15097608
>Yeah it's just some red plug that adds another mode called dynamic pro. Which basically turns off all aids.
I imagine it's a similar sort of thing to slick mode on the S1000RR but without the quick action throttle?

>>15097616
I'd assume so.

>>15093861
Riverland aka literally where?

How many vechicles do you guys own yourself, what state and age?

2 cars WA 22

>>15097643
3 cars SA 43

>>15097643
2, SA, 28.

>>15097643
>2 cars, DD and weekend
>SA
>21

>>15097643
2 cars
3 bikes
w,a,
25

>>15097643
0 cars 1 bus pass
nsw
93

>>15097643
>2 cars
>SA
>19

>>15097643
Down to 1 car, but will probably go up to 2 again soon. SA. 22.

>>15097643
1 car, 2 bikes, QLD, 26

>>15097724
Is this some military leaks?

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>>15090624

tfw no money OR friends to initial d with

>>15097725
Fallout 3

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>>15097725
>>15097729

It's quite real. Back-up site to the Pentagon, all underground.

>>15097735
And you're telling us this why?

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>>15097742

Why not?

>>15097643
2, vic, 31

>tfw no bikes anymore and sold my old 4x4 to my uncle

>>15097743
Coz it's meant to be sekrit m8 now the govmint has to move it somewhere else

>>15097770

Oh, my bad. :(

Show me your willy.

I'm a loser baby so why don't u kill me

>>15097643
>2, 1 car 1 bike
>23
>TAS

Might actually get to take the Ninjette out for a run tomorrow, haven't decided where I'm gonna go yet though.

>>15097418
Aren't you rasputin from /fit/?

>When you find a floppy disk you owned as a kid
Now I feel old

>>15097801

NO! CUNT I AM NOT.

>>15097810
How's the scooter life treating you?

>>15097806
>tfw remember playing those old side scrolling games on a pc as a kid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZTDGSwRRnQ

>>15097815
he catches a bus.

and yes he is rasputin.

>>15097825

I am not fucking RASPUTIN

YOu stupid cunts

You have no proof.

>>15097828
You can't fuck Rasputin if you are Rasputin senpai. That's just masturbating.

>>15097828
>You have no proof.
Guilty as fuck

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>>15097820

Do you remember playing Jacks?

>>15097825
He shat up the /dbt/ for a couple weeks because he bought a Kymco (?) scooter.

Last I heard he was planning a trip somewhere, Asia possibly.

>>15097810
How's the skinny dudes lifts?

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>>15097840
>posting in /dbt/ with a scooter

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>>15097846
>>15097844
>>15097840

Remember Ski Free?

>>15097846
better than nobikes imo

>>15097837
I do actually, very vaguely

>>15097847
Nope, never played it
I remember playing bumblebee though, was fun as fuck

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>>15097846
Didn't even get a postie bike like he was told to, would have been cheaper and more reliable.

And more fun, too.

>pic related, it came true

>>15097847
Skifree was fun, Chips Challenge was pretty good too.

Anyone remember Merlin? Some random game where you move along this map towards this castle, collecting gold and silver bars and keys and shit.

>>15097847
fuckin bear.

>>15097846
asking for it

>>15097834
>>15097828
lel, I had no idea rasputin was this cock hungry. He mostly just shits up /plg/

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How big is your flaccid willy in inches, /dat/?

>>15097872
Fuck off Foreskin anon.

>>15097872
4ish inches, about 4.5-5 inch girth flaccid.

>>15097896

How small it get in the cold, bruv?

>>15097905
Not much smaller, honestly

>>15097914

Pic?

>>15097919
>>>/soc/23808664
No homo though

>>15097936

Nice, now hard? :) plz

>>15097939
>This thirsty
I posted it in the thread

>>15097958

Yummy, would suck

Looks remarkably similar to ND's cock actually, which I have sucked.