[ D a i l y B i k e T h r e a d ]

Bier is the name, memes are the game

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Baiku

>>14686858
Ebin :-DDDDDD

I had the great pleasure of watching this Friday. Students in the race license school had to do a mock race where the only requirement was to make 3 laps and not crash.

https://youtu.be/Gpk-ACFRmIU

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>>14686864
you droppin your name now? :^)

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Early for Baby viffer best baiku

hey guys, whats up?

>getting too impatient for the vendor to finally get stock of the cbr250r to finally buy it

>>14686864
Na klar

R6 is best 6

>>14686847
delet this

Are we keeping this name meme up now btw?

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>>14686869
are you who I think you are?
nice bike btw

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>Riding in NYC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcqKUBfmIDg#t=2m25s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ox1wchrc6Ww

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiT6KtIk3PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0A0JHW1LwY

>>14686876
FZ6 is more well rounded

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>>14686880
It's nice to keep track of who you're talking to desu.

>>14686876
That's a weird way to spell xt600

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>>14686868
What name i didn't post my name what are you talking about my carb-crazy friend :^)

>>14686880
Nah, i have my dbt name already.

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>>14686848
And I could ride it over my Feld wege or haul it to TW anon to meme around there

>>14686881
I don't know. Who do you think I am?

>>14686886
But the I have to keep my scheißeposting to a minimum. I don't know if I like that

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>>14685156
16th for car fires.

Cages, not even once kek.

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>>14686876

>>14686898
>what is backspace

>>14686888
Sei mal kein homo

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>>14686888
>carb-crazy friend
wrong :^)

>>14686892
some guy with similar file names and similar name

>>14686891
sounds fun

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>>14686905
> having the same initials as bald Italian man
Come on it's 2016.

>>14686905
Le funny Luxemburg bloke

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>>14686905
I am probably he. I almost always browse on my phone between jobs at work, hence the strange filenames.

is posting with our first names a meme now?

>>14686902
What do you mean?

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>>14686876
>tfw no second bike R6

>>14686927
just delete your name, fag

>>14686915
Dude, stop doxing me.

>>14686938

>>14686921
Yeah. You tell Reddit, I'll tell 9gag :^)

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>>14686915
can't do anything non homo to change my initials
>>14686917
cool
nice job with the viffer

>>14686941
Is your name Andrea birlo

>>14686952
>nice job with the viffer
There's still more to do. I have to replace the rectifier/regulator and build new seat brackets out of fibreglass, but I have a months until I have the right license so I ain't too worried.

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>>14686916
Luxemburg midget man has the 350 tho
>>14686905
Y-you too
>>14686954
> birlo
Ebin :DD

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>>14686962
>There's still more to do
yeah, I meant buying it was already a nice job
> I have a months until I have the right license so I ain't too worried.
this disqualifies you as the anon who I thought you were

>>14686969
But he used to have a tw125, didn't he?

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>>14686987
He still has, the XT ain't there, still waiting on the papers iirc

Skid

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>>14686899
>Cages, not even once kek.
So true.

>>14686985
>this disqualifies you as the anon who I thought you were
Well I'm glad that's sorted. Panic over, lads.

>>14687003
I have ridden 0 miles on my motorcycle today.

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>>14687058
>Panic over, lads.
thank god

>>14687048
>crashing on a straight road

ffs most people need to take the bus

>>14687003
Only to class, squidding the whole way.

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So are we all posting with names now?
>post garage helpers

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I have no idea what bike to get next

>>14687099
Sv650

Gonna go buy a shoei gt air today. Thoughts?
Also is 50 f too cold for riding

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>>14687095
Tfw no garage
Tfw doge is ded
>>14687003
No bike lmao

I kinda want to get into motorcycling but I have pretty bothersome concentration problems and as a result am pretty shit at driving car.

>>14687112
No just wear a sweater under your gear

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Do people actually get away with selling stolen bikes/mugging victims? Every 2 days a new image of an r6 gets posted

>>14686869

Idiot question: would it be feasable to replace the tail with something more modern? I love the front of the bike but those tails are ugly to me

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ples i need cloths

>>14687121
>gear
Kek

>>14687099
get a Honda 500, they are the best!
And remember to always inject the Maryyohanna before riding.
Be good goy

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>>14687140
I just grow the ish m8 I'm not a smoker ;)

>>14687114
Scheiß Leben anton

>>14687093
same

>>14687114
>get new doge
>ride dog

its close enough just remember to countersteer

>>14687150
I'm telling ur mom idiot

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>>14687123
>Clean title

>>14687158
OK? It's legal in Oregon.

>>14687164
>b-b-b-but I need the money for skewl
every time.

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>>14686847
70th for R1

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>>14687157
> tfw no time for a dog
It would make me go out the house more and maybe help with grills
And even if not I'd still have a dog and that would be pretty dope.
>>14687154
Is echt so.

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>>14687099
X T 6 0 0
T
6
0
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75thfor hipster fagbike

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So I'm >14678944 from Sunday.

I have a picture I feel I can share of the crash.

>>14687191
Fucking >>14678944 is what I meant.

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>>14687191
Crash?
no that's just a couple boys clowning around

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>>14687191
webm plox

>>14687191
You weren't riding with Klaus and delinq-cunt, were you?

>>14687191
Holy shit, video please

>>14687177
>chrome

>>14687191
vid tho

>want to buy boots
>need to try size first
>don't wanna go try them on at the store without buying them

What do?!

>>14687239
Try on more than one pair and buy the ones you like the most. ezpz m8

>>14687241
I forgot to say I already know what I want and I'm gonna buy them online.

>>14687239

Just go and try them on, if they don't fit right it'll be agony and a waste of money.

They're shoes, you can go into any shoe store and try them on. If they don't let you try some boots out before putting down £100+ then walk out.

>>14687267
>>14687241
Actually I don't know if I like them anymore.

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>>14687290
forgot pic

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>>14687290
lol, just go browse your local store. Incorporate the visit into a nice ride out on Saturday or something.

UK guy here. Is there a general consensus on whether a new rider should ride a particular engine size first? Was thinking of getting a 125 because I'll only need to do CBT but read in a few places that 125cc is just too slow

>>14687309
My first bike was an msx125
I dropped it the first ride out
Start small you won't regret it

Soon i wont be a nobike /dbt/, my bike gets delivered in a couple days. First thing i gotta do i work out how the hell to do a hill start on a bike.

Give me your secrets, what else should i be keeping in mind? Never lean the bike to maximise chicken strips? Knee down while taking corners at 10kph? Pop a willy on every takeoff?

>>14687334
Rev the piss out of it and ride the clutch

>>14687216
>>14687221
>>14687232
I'd love to but Police were obviously involved, probably still investigating and I didn't tell them about the camera. The footage is very, very damning of the guy who caused it, like immediate license revoking damning.

>>14687219
Kek no.

>>14687309
Idk I'm starting on a 400.

>>14687309
What are you looking to get out of the bike?

Is driving a bike easier than driving car?

>>14687359
Not in windy conditions. It's more fun everywhere you go though.

>>14687351
>new hobby
>as transport instead of my car (which i need to change soon) cos it's cheaper and quicker and im a loner so don't need to give lifts
>in the future will be looking to go riding across europe (prob in a couple bikes time)

i grew up riding bikes off road so don't know how much difference that will make

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>>14686876
agreed

>>14686876
R6 caused >>14687191

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>>14687386
I started offroad too and I feel it made a difference. If you're in a city you can get past traffic super easy because of how skinny and menouverable small bikes are. If you're a little more in the countryside then you can get good at correct cornering and hazard anticipation on a bike that handles well and won't spit you off for getting your throttle control wrong.

Plus it all depends how quick you can save money. If you can afford another, bigger bike after 6 months or more I'd heartily recommend a 125. Especially a 2stroke if you can find one at the right money, which is getting harder lately.

>>14687359
Riding a motorcycle is harder.

>can lose grip in a turn for a second and lowside
>can't full brake while leaned over
>seperate brakes = more focus
>revmatching
>slow maneuvering
>body positioning (not hanging off, just the guys that counterlean all the time instead of going with the bike)
yada yada

>>14687342
Then make like 50 webms and post them to the webbum thread on wsg

>>14687431
how is this going to make a difference?

>>14687418
I'm in the city. I'd rather get a 125 just because it'll be much cheaper but again not if the power just pisses me off. I'll take a pass on the 2stroke though thanks!

Any opinions on those cheap asian knockoff bikes that seem to be everywhere?

>>14687434
I mean it's not on YouTube, and like anyone gives a shit if you post a 10 second video of it on a Taiwanese architectural arts forum

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Fixed centre stand finally
Bike doesn't have to be parked 100m away on a public parking spot any more

And it only costed me €16, 1,5 hours, some brute force and a lot of cursing of me and my colleague.

>>14687439
What are you even doing on here?

>>14687431
>>14687434
>>14687444
Police have my name, address phone number, number plate of my bike and where I was in the convoy.

'Oh, here's a video of the crash from right behind it. Well, this guy said he was right behind it so it's him. But he didn't declare the camera? Tell the judge boys, we got a live one coming.'

>>14686921

Pretty ok meme tbqh, i dig this
though i rarely post anything.

>>14687451
?

>>14687439
The chines/korean stuff is cheaper, but difficult to source parts for, and when you do find the right bit it often doesn't fit correctly. Not to mention they depreciate terribly, Jap bikes keep their value very well. A CBR125 is £1,000+, but people pay that price whether it has 5k miles or 25k. You'd get your money back after putting 10k-15k miles on a jap bike, a chink bike would be scrap by that point.

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>>14687445
Advantage of working in a workshop, lots of tools available, lots of space and it's warm and dry too

Ey, im going look at a kawasaki gpz 500s (ninja 500r for americans), 2001. Its going to be my first bike. Anything special I should look for except the usual stuff?

>>14687468
Le funny yellow landbarge

>>14687439
never buy a chinese bike.

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>>14687473
Pic related, its the bike.

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Got myself a new bike, just something to replace the wr250 on the road.

>>14687456
Ayy Limone

>>14687455
I mean, what crime would that even be? And even if, I think the blokes insurance would be more interested in the footage than the rozzers

>>14687495
Looks nice

>>14687499
Well for the guy who caused it, definitive proof of dangerous driving.

For me?
Obstruction of justice is the main one I can think of.
False statement maybe?
I would get shafted though.

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>>14687439
go korean

>is that a 1000
>is thar a 600
>it sounds like a 600
>thats not actually a 250

all the dickstroking with excellent mileage

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>>14687495
Welcome to the club of single cylinder BMWs

Have your compulsory vibrations at the front desk

>>14687455
how do you hide a fuckhuge helmet cam?

>>14687517
Hyosung is Chinese

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>>14687517
>this is what 250 riders actually believe

>>14687520
https://youtu.be/Eab_beh07HU

>>14687525
Take it off helmet.
Throw in backpack
Put backpack to one side.
Camera mounting low on the side of helmet.
Helmet sat in grass.

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>>14687486
ayyy cross ocean/continent/country/ whatever, senpai. And not really. It may have been all the potholes in my city, but my fork seal just went out at 11k. Other than that, it's been a normal time for me. I changed all the fluids and had everything checked out when I purchased mine, nothing wrong.

>>14687525
By removing it before the cops come?

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>>14687532
You get an A for effort

>>14687538
Is every Kwak a Ninja in the US?

>>14687525
By hiding it in your lower digestive tract when the cops search you

>>14687538
Thanks for the tip. Damn, she looks mighty fine! And your gloves look weird, are those work gloves?

>>14687546
they have klr ninjas too

>>14687542
Goddammit Germany, get your shit together.

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>>14687560
I keep her clean and mean. Except when I stop for eats.
Those were army issued gloves I got to keep when I left service.

>>14687560
But I'm getting ready to sell it, to get one of these >>14687561
I want to start going on a few off road trails around here while staying on da highway. I'd get a DR650 but people around here are greedy jews.

Just got these, lads. Now my homebrew tail tidy should be road legal.

>TFW gonna take my enduro in to get registered this week.

Everything is spic and span but I'm still nervous because the licencing people in NZ are always super anal-retentive about anything even slightly fun, especially if you're a male who isn't old as fuck.

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>>14687594
>forgot my fucking pic.

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>>14687604

We can dream anon

>>14687596
>spooge

>sending emails for a bunch of things
>job interview
>replacement battery
>booking a room for this summer
>nobody answers in a week

Why the fuck do people do this?
I?m just gonna fucking spam you now.

>>14687608

>>14687608

Meant to reply to my nigga >>14687596

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>>14687622
Forgot my fucking pic again?

Posting from my work phone is AIDS.

>at least it's better than working

>>14687638
WEIRD/10

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>>14687638
>>14687608
>>14687596
post yfw no rallye bike

>>14687638
I'd ride that.

>>14687604
why do you buy earplugs for 40 fucking $

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>>14687648
>>14687638
man those were times ...

>>14687526
"no"

>>14687528
i dont have to believe anything thats what people say

This is the third time I've had a dream about riding around on a sumo popping wheelies everywhere.

help

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COMFY
O
M
F
Y

>>14687561
>klr ninja
this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jHXWK-yjEE

>>14687541
>not getting dank EMS footage

>>14687550
can a go pro fit up someones ass. what about a drift

>>14687623
thats creepy as fuck

>>14687674
With a rub of astroglide, anything can fit up your ass.

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>>14687645

>mfw that's the price of the kit alone
>mfw there is no face

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SOON
O
O
N

>>14687700
aside from big tank, whats the point of these fairings?

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>>14687693
>that velour seat

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>>14687707
it's not just the fairings, it's everything
different suspension, different (sub)frame, different injection, cooling etc.
you basically get a new bike
and the fairing looks like that because there is a lot of stuff in the cockpit (maps, radio, GPS) and it needs to be very well preotected

and then there's this

>>14687699
not true

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>>14687707

>>14687739
does yamaha race the tenere or their enduros? i know nothing of these races

>>14687755
they use the wr450

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>>14687755

>>14687763
>>14687755
http://www.yamaha-racing.com/dakar/bike

>>14687767
DATS DOPE

>>14687646
Uuuuuh yesssss

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>cruiser riders

>>14687649
Firstly, they are number plate bolt-lights

Secondly, they are shitty NZ dollarydoos

Thirdly, I didn't pay full price.

>>14687510
Thanks, it's very clean. Can't complain when i got it for 3k

>>14687520
After riding the wr250 on the street, this is wayyyyy smother, then again I was riding a dirtbike on the road.

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>>14687794
>side spotlights
>hard panniers
>police windscreen
>standard bars
>disgusting sissy bar

3/10 doing it wrong.

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>>14687807
i'm pretty sure the modern 650 GSs are probably as smooth as a babys bum, but after 1 or 2 hours on the autobahn with mine, my hands and arse get pretty uncomfortable

dat fuel injection on yours tho

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>>14687831

>>14687825
Based as fuck.

>>14687816
FI + heated grips + abs= hopefully a confy ride.

>>14687831
this is what the scrambler should have looked like

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>>14687845
i'm pretty sure it will be comfy.
i'm seriously considering if I either should
a) get some cheap heated grips
b) get barkbusters
or c) get better gloves

also post more pics of the BMW

dear nobikes

if you cannot afford bike, become bike.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHQg6kAMImM

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What do you bikerfags think of Royal Enfields?

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Hey lads, how has your day been?
Posting cuckbike

>>14687847
>>14687895
fuck yeah

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>>14687900
>post 2000 bike
>kickstart

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>>14687897
I will let my gf dress up like this and fuck her from behind
the dream becomes real

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>>14687901
>blue calipers
>blue wheels
>blue leavers
why not paint everything blue?

>pic kinda related

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>>14687900
I don't really see the appeal.

>>14687920
>not kickstart
do u even weight reduction
I wish hayabusa had kickstart it would be even faster

>>14687934
holy shit that poor tenere. what happened to it?

>>14687901
What bike?

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>>14687915

>>14687947
rs125

>>14687934
All the fairing have some blue on it. Two of them being completely blue, 2 with about 80% blue, 2 5% and the two side fairings having blue dragons on them. Also gonna hook up blue led lights in the eyes on the dragons for the sake of the meme.

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>>14687944
>what happened to it
What the fuck do you think you goddamn imbecile.
It got painted orange.

Also that's a ktm faggot.

Fight me

>>14687954
I wish.
>>14687947
RS50. Please no kill. It's a project that I'm gonna sell, then to move on to a 125.

>>14687944
thats not a tenere, it orange, its a ktm now

no srsly I just like how the owner obviously cared enough for the bike to tape off the seat, luggage screen and mirrors but then again sprayed it all over everything else including brake discs and such

>>14687964
>RS50
oh fuck really?
god damn

>>14687972
Yeah. I'm ashamed to be honest.

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>>14687930

>>14687964
Nothin' wrong with a funky 50. I've got a TZR50 sitting my garage for my sister next year and it's fun to ride. Fast for such a small bike.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAueY1I6Ku4

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>>14686869

>that fucking colour scheme

god damn I love this shit, reminds me of when I was a wee lad and all my favourite Hot Wheels were painted like this

so dope

>>14687130
I don't know if you're still around, I didn't see this reply before. But yeah, you can get them from Tyga Performance.

http://tyga-performance.com/site/index.php?cPath=72_1036_83_148

>>14687938
>concerned about bike weight and weight reduction
>for an almost 600lb bike

>>14687988
Thanks senpai, you give me hope

>>14687990
It's supposed to have a Castrol name sticker on that side I think, but it ain't there, and you cain't source that shit.

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>overhear guy in cycle cunt talking about his shadow 750
>for shiggles ask if he wants to sell it
>absolutely
>09 with 6k on the clock
>muh dick
>trying to find someone to buy it so I don't

What's this fetish I have for pig fat cruisers? I guess it's part of my goal to own every type of bike. Are they any good?

>>14687797
Wait, what?

>>14688039
shadows a good. reliable. The 750 a bit underpowered but mane it's for cruising, would get.

>part of my goal to own every type of bike
don't forget the "minibike" grom in your collection

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Has it ever gotten you, /dbt/?

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>>14688096
It' tried a few times, 2gud tho

>>14688108
the hell was that?

>>14688128
Lotsa gravel on the side, didn't see it or think about it until I hit it, part of my learning days.

>>14688141
Ahh, gravel makes sense. I just didn't see any oil or wet spots or potholes where it happened, so I was wondering what made it slid.

>>14687920
>muh soul

>>14687099
how old are you?

>>14687467
thanks

how old is everyone on /dbt/ and what do you ride?

>>14688203
23
SV650

>>14688203
21
DR650

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>>14688203

21

>>14688203
19
DRZ400SM

LOL REDDIT

https://www.reddit.com/r/motorcycles/comments/4bd50m/new_rider_crashed_into_bushes_now_have_the_yips/

>>14688203
22 R6

>>14688224
noballs

>>14688203
26
nothing

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hey people what i miss the past few days?

>>14688309

An infinite spiral of shitposting.

>>14688224
>abs would have saved him
>didnt start on a 250 lol
>cruisers cant turn
missing any?

>>14688224
>practicing in a parking lot like a 15 year old on their permit
How does Reddit continue to surprise me with their ability to be sad sacks of shit?

>>14688203
26
XJ6 Diversion F

>>14688203
40
Thunderbird and Magna

>>14688338
Well, where would you practice slow speed riding?

>>14688321
Sounds just like dbt

>>14688338

That's not necessarily a bad thing if you're a brand new rider with zero experience. Better to practice a few fundamentals in the parking lot and fuck up there instead of fucking up with a shitload of 2000+ metal death machines being driven by retarded chimps all around you.

>>14688094
>don't forget the "memebike" grom in your collection
ftfy

>>14687991

>that fuckin dude in the back is just laughing
>lady sitting a lawn chair doesn't bat an eye

lmfao I bet that guy was fucked up bad

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>downloaded and played gta4 again
>found a ninja 600

Cool

>>14688353
>>14688353
Middle lane of the highway

>>14688203
24
ninja 500

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What's up /dbt/? Do anything fun today?

Pic and video related

http://youtu.be/c6GPu6gcAJs

>>14688203
20 and ur mum

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fuck i'm short

>>14688203
19
ninja 300

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Is ABS necessary?

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Are there any other big bore dirt bikes similar to the XR650R? The only thing I can think of is the KTM 525.

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>>14688203
26.

Boulevard C50T, ninja 650, vstar 250.

>>14688436
FS570. 690 Enduro R. A bunch of big thumpers from the 80s and 90s.

>>14688436
Why would you need more than a 575?

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>>14688430

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>>14688430
Stop wanting things you can't have then.

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>try to change front sprocket on SV
>have to get sprocket nut off
>try for 30 minutes and it won't even budge
>mfw

what do

>>14688433
no, i locked the front today and was fine

>>14688470
?breaker bar? idk

>>14688470
Get a longer ratchet that will give you more leverage.

>>14688203
21
F700GS

>>14688433
No, but for most riders it can sometimes be the difference between staying upright and crashing, particularly in situations where traction is less than ideal.

>>14688203
19?
best 250

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>>14688433
>>14688482
What he said, ABS is only required if you have no brake control.
>>14688470
Use a breaker bar and a rubber mallet, failing that put a pipe over the end of your ratchet to give you more leverage.

>>14688383
>tfw your computer is too good to play GTA IV and it won't work

>>14687117
Probably best you don't then, chum

>>14688510
My computer hardly runs dragon age origins.
Havent spent money on it since like 2011, down to using two Geforce 8600 graphics cards i had in a draw

>>14688430

When will they learn?

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>>14688203
22 S40 Boulevard

>>14688203
24
zx636

>>14688470
Use impact wrench. Make sure it's not reverse threaded. Make sure there's not a lock washer on it.

>>14688518
I guess I'm better off just getting moped and sticking to the cyclist lanes.

>>14688433
I've heard its good on the street but bad on the track. I don't see how though, I'm sure MotoGP riders and some sort of electronic control within their braking systems

>>14688549
Bicyclists will kick you off your moped for doing that

>>14688559
Because it steals the last 20% of your brakes.
Generally ABS kicks in long before your brakes would actually lock up giving you less braking power if you actually know how to use it.

>>14688524
You could make a new comp that's pretty decent for like 500. Won't be the best, but it'll destroy your current setup.

>>14688203
20

cbr1000rr

>>14688562
Well, I'll kick their brains in if they try.
Mopeds are forced to use the bicycle lane in some places anyway so why would bicyclists get angry at me?

>>14688203
>22
>R6
>FZ07
>Vstar 650

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dbt why do people on push bikes ride down roads that do not even have a service lane?
Speed limit is 100km/h and they are cruising down roads with blind corners in the middle of the fucking road doing maybe 15km/h...

Last i checked its illegal to do 20km/h under the speed limit in a 100km/h zone if you are not pulling over for faster traffic so why do push bikes get away with doing 85km/h under the speed limit?

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>>14688203
>19
>shitbikes

EXC needs new swingarm bearings now dammit.

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>>14686847

Whose mom is this and are there more photos of her

>>14688524
I don't game on computers anymore because lolmacbookpro.

I'm outgrowing the vidya tho. I still play the fuck outta forza 6 and the Division but I find it really god damn hard to find a game to spend more than 15 minutes at a time on. My gaymen PC died and I haven't bothered to fix it and my Xbone has really become a Netflix and YouTube machine. Working two full time jobs and going to school doesn't allow for it and I don't miss it much desu

>>14688571
to be honest a $500 computer from harvey norman would probably destroy my current setup. the base is a HP pavilion elite and they were top of the line back in like 2008.

>>14688537
>Beaverton

Fug nigga I'm moving up there in just over a year. You wanna meet up and ride some time? We can brap through Portland and grab some brews.

>>14688599
>didn't listen to us
>now feeling the wratch of the KTM meme
Only a matter of time until it snaps in half. You should sell it quick.

>>14688598
is that what those things are? bicyclists? i always thought they were speed bumps

>>14688620
wrath*

fuck sake

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>>14688606

I just bought Shadow of Mordor for the tree shitty, looks hella complicated. Will probably spend the next 3 years parceling out chunks of time to complete it.

It's like there's no happy median, games are either over with in a day of playing, or they take an epic amount of time just to get anywhere.

Except GTA. It will always be there for you. Forever.

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What is the best sports bike to get pussy?

>>14688627

Shadow of Mordor is okay, but it's pretty repetitive and the final boss is the greatest letdown in any vidya I've played in the past 10 years. It's not that long if you just mow through the story.

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>>14688625
No rigerts!

>>14688627
Shadow of mordor kept my interest for about two weeks and then I stopped playing it entirely. I forgot about GTA. I generally just go on there and ride the bike that I made to look like mine and do crazy shit with it for a few hours. The only game to grab my attention in any significant way in the past few months is the Division though. Shits mad fun but even then I reached level 30 a week ago and haven't played vidya since. I know some DLC for fallout 4 drops tomorrow though so I'll probably blast through that and then go on with my life.

>>14688635
Ducati, model is irrelevant because it's Italian.

>>14688666
I can't afford a shitcati

>>14688635
If you have a nice face anything works.

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>>14688203
23
BMW F700GS

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>>14688635
Definitely not a Busa. It's basically the powerlifter of motorcycles.

Wow, okay, you can break 200 mph but you look like a fat piece of shit and have no actual athletic ability.

>>14688680
even a grom?

>>14688680
So you're saying women don't see brands and performance?

>>14688203
21, CB500F

>>14688694
A Grom would probably work better than a lot of sport bikes to be honest. Cute factor and whatnot.

>>14688694
Even a grom

>>14688697
Exactly friendo, women don't give a shit

>>14688693
>have no actual athletic ability.
https://youtu.be/bCbnUlGn0Lg

nobike

>>14688697
Women see all vehicles as blurry blobs, they focus more on the badge than anything else

>>14688697
Women don't know shit anon. Put all 4 600's side by side without logos and they probably couldn't tell they were different

>>14688703
>>14688704
But what if it won't carry both of you?

>>14688721
All bikes can carry two people, just have them sit infront facing you with their legs wrapped around you

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>>14687869
sadly I don't have anymore at the moment, unless you want pics of the garage where she's sleeping.

>>14688729
l-l-lewd, anon

>>14688635
>>14688635

It's a close toss up between a GSXR 750 or a wr125

>>14688721
It will though. I've seen a guy riding a Grom with a qt pillion. Acceleration will be hit big time but it will still get up to regular 125 speeds eventually.

>>14688733
>getting girls on a bike
>expecting it not to get lewd

>>14688732
>jesus is a ducati fag
LAWL

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>>14688739