[ D a i l y B i k e T h r e a d ]

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>first for just got into California

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>you will never give mummy your cummies

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What do you guys think of my new R1. Pic related.

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>>14685018

>Slower than a KLR

holy fuck kit kat kuck yourself

>>14685016
>not a sumo klr
Pleb

>>14685016
that is a triumph tiger

>>14685032
>ruining the joke

>>14685022
>he posted it again

Also kek

>>14685032
Looks like a stock KLR to me

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>this is a ninja 250

Not gonna lie, looks kinda cool as a wannabe sumo.

>>14685118
holy shit someone managed to make a even more retarded sperduke

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What did he mean by this?

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>>14685118
ninja 250 can look sort of cool sometimes

>>14685131
>sit down you little
>you little faggot
>you little you little

He meant
"I've got AIDS"

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>>14685131

what did he mean by this?

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>>14685143
>motorcycle memes

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>not plastering everything you own with the dream

>wake up to loud as fuck buzzing
>look outside
>cops everywhere
>shitload of smoke
>heart drops, realize motorcycle is on fire
>RIP GS, realize I'm nobike now
>...fully wake up and realize it's actually my dad's car and the fire department is cutting the hood off with a saw and hosing it down
Wew fucking lads, the white knuckle terror of potentially being nobike is intense.

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>>14685156
>tfw nobike when chick that looks at my bike next week buys it

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>probably ducati's one chance to win a motoGP race this year
>spend it fucking around with each other until one crashed and the only ducati left is the suckier rider
>lorenzo wins by 2 seconds


ajjj lamu no stoner no boner

>>14685155
That's the "dream"? Not even the RC213? Poland anon is that you?

>>14685178
Ahhh.

I didn't watch it. Where can I watch it for free? Itv4 is meant to be running a repeat I think no?

>>14685181
Don't have to dream big Anon. Banana ninja homo here

>>14685194
sorry I spoiled it but you snooze you lose.

http://katready.com/motogp-2016-round-01-motogp-race-qatar-720p-t12286849.html

>>14685178
That was unnecessary, feels like they thought they were unbeatable because of the top speed advantage. BTFO hard by lorenzo. They could've played it safe and maybe we would've seen even 2 ducatis on the podioum.

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>able to see bike from office
feels pretty good desu

>>14685220

I'm a roving wage cuck I don't know that feel.

>>14685220
I can see your bike from my office too anon ; )

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>>14685253

Forgot pic

>>14685220
if you google the area where I work the street view shows my bike in the parking lot.

/d e a d b i k e t h r e a d/

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>>14685456
I've been feeling this all day :(
What's happening to you guys why the hell are you so busy that you can't shitposting on dbt

>>14685463
I was joking last thread but I had to get up at 5 this morning to get breakfast made and get to work by 6; shitload of work to do and my banter aint great anyways.

Where are the euros? Bombs finally dropped on 'em?

Got my 3 day pass to the circuit of the Americas motogp April 8-10. I'm fucking ready.

>>14685505
Hit me up if ya wanna grab a beer, ATX bro here.

>>14685507
Yeah man I'll see if any other people are going and do a dbt circle jerk when it's closer.

>>14685507
It's only 90 bucks for GA for 3 days and I found a good spot the other day when I saw the Pirelli WC there.

>>14685043

>kid with rich parents wins race against other kids with rich parents

Why do you watch this cuck shit?

>>14685156
just buy more bikes

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>tfw got out for an early morning ride and fucked everyones shit up.

F U G
U
G

https://youtu.be/c6GPu6gcAJs

https://youtu.be/v_vP4bf3a7I

>>14685156
>his family's vehicles spontaneously combust
tell me your secrets

>>14685555
Quads for truth m8 more bikes is the key

>>14685178
I had the same thoughts, why had these two faggots to ruin it for each other. At least they put on a nice show the first laps.

Ducati were impressive, not sure if it was simply due to soft tires but it looked like they had better cornering while keeping a nice power compared to last year, nice first laps. Perhaps Dovizioso would've keep a better pace if he wasn't the one falling.

>>14685584
ducati were impressive at qatar last year too, I think the same thing will happen as last year when when you hit the more flowing and less tilkedromey european tracks they disappear again.

They really still need those tracks with huge front straights to be this competitive.

Think about it, the yamaha has super low top speed compared to the ducatis and lorenzo raped them on qatar imagine what happens now when we get to places like sachsenring or assen or whatever.

>tfw you start commuting on your bike and your tires get big fat chicken strips

post riding webms

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>>14685609

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rate my chickenstrips

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>>14685609
ok

>>14685622
Fuck man, I can't wait to sell my Harley for a sportbike. Seriously, that shit looks like so much fun m8, I can't wait

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>Qatar moto3
>5 italians in the first 6 positions

Fucking hell.

>>14685617
Maybe you should change that tyre anon.

>>14685651
Yes, we're the land of fast.

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just caught this little refugee bloke sitting on my bike

>>14685656
More like
land of the fast women with turkish men ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

>>14685617
>newmotogptyrerules.jpg

>>14685669
Do you feel "culturally enriched"?

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>>14685671
Posting pics of local italian togay last saturday.

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>>14685681

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>>14685687

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>>14685678
kind of. at least he got off my bike when i told him to. and he wasn't even arabic i mean wtf

>>14685698
>at least he got off my bike when i told him to.
So better than some native teenagers we have here.

>tfw broke
>tfw no cool project bike for super cheap

https://orangecounty.craigslist.org/mcy/5473381149.html

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>>14685710
>native teenagers
what do you mean, native? like abbos or maoris, or feather indians?

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>>14685717
>mfw no 80s/90s supersports motorbike

why even live 2bh

>>14685669
That's just Polish 250 anon.

>>14685722
I mean indigenous fellow countrymen, but my fancy translating skills are shit.

>>14685606
me toooo

my mechanic used to tell me i lean too far and i'm gonna bail one day

then i start riding 120km of highway everyday and it's the opposite

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>shitty high output LED's making bug eyed rally lamps obsolete
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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What anons have been doing with their bikes? I recently installed double carbs, and they are leaking like fuck.

>>14685778
I rode it.

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>>14685755
creates a styling problem for manufacturers too soon as sportbikes no longer need to be dominated by big useless reflector housings now.

Hence you have stuff like the new R1, the new GSX-R, EBR1190RX having some extra lighting accents for stylistic purposes because headlights only need to be tiny now.

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>>14685641
corners are fun, you'll love it.

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>>14685755
>Not having a shitload of high output leds and enjoying THE POWER OF SUN.

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>>14685745
kek

>>14685753
ah i see. hasn't happened to me yet, but i live in a pretty good part around here, and always try to park my bike out of sight

>>14685790
This image makes my pee pee feel funny guys.

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>>14685803
I think it looks quite handsome too, they seem to have deliberately bucked trying to be as edgy as possible and instead it has some smooth(er) classic sportbike lines about it.

I'll be interested to see how the entirely mechanical VVT on it pans out too.

>>14685790
I wouldn't really call it a problem. It lets them be more creative since they have all that free space. I quite like the angry chink eyes design they've gone for in your pic related.

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>>14685820
I think it looks like a butterfly

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Just bought a set of Metzler ME Z2 and Lastertec, they'll be put on my bike on thursday. what should i do with the old ones until then?

>>14685615
Nice vid, but who trained that heifer to hold a camera? I though they had hooves, not opposable thumbs

>>14685831
Pour diesel on them and set them on fire so you can make some sick flaming skid webms.

>>14685615
it looks like john freemans motorcycle from half life: full life consequences

>>14685831
Sick skids obviously.

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>>14685842
i like that idea. but why exactly diesel?

>>14685854
lel i already do those as soon as i take turns too violently. i might try a burnout but hurr 48 hp

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>>14685831

>>14685863
>but why exactly diesel?
It'll make your tires slip more. Burns slower too, doesn't it?

>>14685878
it likely won't light

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>>14685878
i honestly have no idea. might have to syphon some out of my mum's T5 though. or i just use vodka

>>14685870
>mfw

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>>14685118
Kind of want

Would be better with the 600cc engine and knobbies
I'd ride it.

>>14685889
>maschinenbau.jpg

>>14685882
Yeah, just make sure you have a way of putting the fire out. Don't really want to destroy your bike.

>>14685889
>people thinking wd40 is lube

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So I have been neglecting my bike and want to start riding her regularly. She is a wr250x and has been sitting for about 3months give or take a week. I assume the gasoline is still good and I just plug the battery(shorai) to my tender for a few ours and then I am good, or is there something else I need to check?

>>14685949
Seems to work on my twinks asshole.

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>>14685954
check if you don't have mysteriously lost 125 ccm

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>>14685949
wanting to make something move doesn't mean you have to move it all the time, so no lubricants needed

That reminds me I need to oil the door hinges. Keep waking my parents up at night.

>neet life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Isj0oBjfrxE

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I'm stuck at work and in a rut. Send help.
Also post moar bikes.

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>>14685978
>not neet
>get a message from the landlord the other day saying somebody was singing loudly at 2:15 AM and it woke people up

There is like a 99.5% chance that was me

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New slip-on on the way folks. Finally my SV will sing.

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>>14685985
What song was it?

>>14685983
It will all be over soon enough, friend. No one can escape the void.

>>14685994
wer hat die Kokosnuss geklaut

>>14685965
I remember reading here that your bike got stolen.

>>14685999
Dear God...

They should have send a SWAT team.

>>14686004
He doesn't have a bike. Don't reply to nobikes.

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>>14686004
this is correct

refugees stole the WR125

this bloke >>14685669 should watch out

>>14685999
Absoluter Verrücktmann :^)

>>14686004

That's was my baiku and it's got almost 4 times the CCs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FjywBCv_8E

>Germany
Not even once.

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>>14685654
it still has thread

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>>14686023
you know nothing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHHAR1S_eKA

>>14686013
halt echt

>>14686026
Just take the bike out when it's windy. Then you can ride on the edges while going in a straight line. Gotta get all you can out of those tires, bro.

>>14685717
1987 they did not start making till 1989 lol

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>>14686023
>germany
>24 hours a day, 12 months a year.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaAnI5BITdo

THE REAL HARDCORE

I have a nasty scrape on my swing arm. almost looks like someone took a whack at it with an ax. I have no idea how it happened. I thought it was bird shit and tried rubbing it hard before realizing it was a deep scrape. Nothing major but is there something that is used to fill deep scratches in metal? Tried google but only came up with scratch buffer cream shit.

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>>14686043
ja gut

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>>14686051
not very hardcore of you germany

I figured all you germs would have VPNS though.

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>>14685983
>work
Fuck that shit

>>14685999
I-Im Ernst? Fucken lel

>>14686055
there is a simple addon called proxtube, if you're on desktop and get GEMA warnings it's your own fault

>>14686050
A big ugly weld, grinded down and polished.

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>>14686055
>listening to music on youtube

that's what i have spotify for

and I can't really afford a good VPN

>>14686068
>Spotify
>paying for music
ayy lmao

>>14685968
>using a degreaser to get things to move

>>14685964
>not going in dry

>>14686073
i don't even have premium, costs me nothing but listening to 2 or 3 cringey ads every half hour or so

>>14685954
What is this semen demon?

>>14686076
>>not going in dry
He's only just legal. Tight enough as it is.

>>14686079
Fair enough. The adverts are fucking annoying. I stopped using it when they tried to implement that five plays per song thing.

>>14686084
>five plays per song thing.
no idea what that is. i also have my phone rooted and set a tablet dpi for the spotify app, so none of that shuffle only bullshit

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Hello cunts
Didya miss me?

4000 for a 2009 ninja 250 https://nashville.craigslist.org/mcy/5501097656.html

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>>14686088
god no

>>14686089
prepare to get stibbidystabbed

>>14686087
We're talking maybe three or four years ago. They made it so free users could only listen to an individual song about five times. Then you couldn't play it again unless you got premium. They eventually changed it back when they realised it was fucking stupid but I was already gone.

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>>14686080
WR 250x with knobbies
>>14686076
>yolo
>>14686043
>german music
https://youtu.be/qTefMHzI2kI
>>14686088
Hau ab du drecks polacke lmaa :^)))

>>14686088
nope, fuck off right where you came from babyface

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>>14686089
absolutely overpriced

>>14686095
I imagined the Busa would look bigger than this. Are you a giant, Polak250?

>>14686101
>hgich.t
mein neger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aah-ITrN7F4

maike ist übrigens mein waifu

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>>14686062
>>14685994
Autocad design hell never ends. It will be an eternity before I hit the road.

>>14686017
mine has 4x the ccs
and 1/2 the stroke

>>14686089
lol stealerships.

felt really pissed off today so I decided to go for a ride

>finishing up at the bank
>pulling out onto the main road
>rev it out a bit till I hit the speed limit
>guy standing in the middle of the road wanting to cross
>walks out a meter next to me to cross the road after I pass
>give out the most intense deep yell at him I could do

I feel like I just raped a guy today

>>14686108
lüg nicht rum ich hab maike lange vor dir als meine waifu erklärt

>>14686117
You regret ME yet?

>>14686089
>tasteful mods

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>>14686107
I'm 6'1"
It definitely felt ginormous while I was sitting on it. I'd rather have a gixxer because of the riding position but as it has been established i don't actually know anything about how comfortable bikes are

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>>14686124
>on the support line for my job, their shithouse software isn't working on their end, nothing to do with me.
>on hold
>just sort of, yell a little bit in frustration.
>not loud but kind of like a vocal fry ahhhhhhhhHHHH rising in pitch
>goes off hold 1/2 way through

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>>14686126
hab ich net gesehen, scheiß leben

aber ich glaub nicht dass sie nen neet vögeln würde, also tuts mir leid für dich

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>>14686124
Stop oppressing me with your voice rape

>>14686117
It's 7 pm nigga get out of there
>>14686108
>>14686126
> Maike
Prosti uezs

>>14686101
what bike?

>>14686141
Probably thought you were jacking off while on hold.

>>14686142
>neet
>imblyigns

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>>14686144
alter ich kann net glauben dass du das grad echt gesagt hast

bekämpfe mich im echten leben

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>>14686141
>>14686149
Kinda hot

>>14686148
SWM 650

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>>14686158
>wr anon has more cc's than you

>tfw still no fork seals

>>14686167
>0ccm
>more than anything

literally impossible uezs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yoABsOGAXg

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>>14686167
BTFO!
NOW YOU WISH YOU HADN'T LAUGHED BACK IN THE DAYS
>>14686156
Um drei hinter Bahnhof du vodse
>>14686171
Fugh :^(

>>14686128
I regret pretty much everything.

>>14686144
USfag here. Its 12:45. Been at work since 5. I'll be staying til around 8:00 the way things are going.
I just want to ride. Its killing me.

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Post objectively bad bikes.

I'll start Honda DN-01.

>>14686177
ich bring meine asslacks mit

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>>14686180
this hunk of shit

>>14686186
my neighbour had one growing up, great bike, misunderstood.

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>>14686180
wr125

>>14686191
i mean, it's just a bad cruiser (even worse as "normal" ones) because your legs have to be positioned like on a sportbike because of the boxer engine

>>14686195
this 2bh

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>>14686186
>that entire front end

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>>14686198
>>14686191

>>14686203
Superior BMW suspension. Stay jelly.

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Just let me get my reading glasses.

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>>14686195
Wow nigga take that back.

>>14686181
Nein aber ich meine
>>14686179
Regret of getting born

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>>14686186
I didn't know this bike existed. Gross.

>>14686222
If you weren't born you couldn't have been a meme.

>been
That's right. When you sold your WR you also sold your meme status with it.

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>>14686223
it was actually in another day to die or some other james bond movie.

and now that i saw your bad bike, this one came to my mind

>>14686203
Rear looks retarded as well, fender looks like going under the spring.

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>>14686226
Being a meme is pretty exhausting, I'm OK with that it's over.
I had to move on man.

>>14686248
>I had to move on men.

schwul

>>14686248
Glad you're coping with it, m8. A lot of ex-memes don't know what to do with their lives once they move on and become drug addicts like Kit Kat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJUhlRoBL8M

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>>14686250
S-so war das nicht gemeint
>>14686251
I never knew what to do with my life to begin with, so it doesn't really make a difference kek

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>>14686288
Make motorbikes great again

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>>14686288

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>>14686288
>mericools
Kek

>decide to watch Initial D because memes
>stayed up all night watching about 15 episodes
Kinda good. Dat Mogi. Hnnnnggggg.

>>14686288
i saw that too on reddit

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>>14686288

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>>14686232
What's with Buell and air cooling?

Worst R6

>>14686352
>motorbike with its own built in loli cage
Fucking awesome.

>>14685949
Are retarded
>>14686050
Bonds then sand down

>>14686364
Bondo*

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>>14686288

>>14686288
>that happened

>>14686381
Glad to see someone still know how to correctly use meme arrows.

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>>14686352
what is it with buell bikes and them always looking like cheap chinese toys? i have yet to see one of their bikes that i would look at and won't have to assume first it's like a hyosung or some kymco

Anyone in the UK who remembers their licensing any help would be appreciated as I want to make 100% sure.

I am 24, never ridden and plan on doing my DAS (Direct access) Licence which lets me ride every bike, if I do my CBR, am I right in thinking I can practice on the road? Does there need to be another licence holder driving along behind me, and is there a cc limit?

>>14686388
>not everyone is
taught meme
>punctuation in
their school

>>14686407
You need an instructor with you if you're riding a bike with a bigger cc than your license permits. If you haven't even done the CBT you can't even ride a 125 unsupervised. I'm pretty sure it's not like a car where you can just have another driver with you. It probably needs to be an instructor.

That said, if no one catches you doing it... no problem. If you have an accident you're fucked though.

> be hype for MotoGP
> download that fucker
> can't watch right away because sightseeing on vacation
> enough time for a youtube video or two, why not
> race outcome spoiled by title of first video in subscription list
FUCK YOU 1000PS
UNSUBBED

Anyway why the fuck did they not acknowledge Yonny crashing out (?) during the race?
Converting webms later or tomorrow.

>>14686423
Eurocucks lol

>>14686432

So in America if you crash without a licence they just laugh and tell you to run along you little scamp?

>>14686423

Do you know how common it is to do your licence in just 5 days. I am thinking of doing one of the many courses that does CBT -> DAS in 5 or so days.

>>14686443
I lowsided without an M class and the police just told me to be more careful next time.

>>14686443
Yeah pretty much.

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>mfw only 20 days left restricted before full power

>>14686449
>>14686451

Well that showed me...

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>>14686455
> mfw still no A2
KEK!!

>>14686461
Ruf deinen Fahrlehrer an.

>>14686461
Wr come on now.

>>14686407
If you have a valid CBT you can ride up to 125cc anywhere you want. For a full category A license you need a valid CBT and a valid motorcycle theory test pass before you can take it.

Does /dbt/ like CycleCruza?

>>14686472
i watched his vids for a few months like a year ago. then overnight i got tired of 'motovlogs' and unsubbed from him and many others. riding in traffic and talking to yourself is retarded.

>>14686472

I only ever watched his backpack video and his chink plastics video and I thought they were informative. Based on those 2 videos I don't not like him.

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>>14686469
Send monies pls
And weather
>>14686466
Will ich ja aber autism und unsicher wegen Wetter

>>14686444
Probably quite common. I did the CBT then rode my 125 for a few months before getting lessons for the direct access tests. If you have a bigger bike already you might as well give the course a shot.

>>14686430
>FUCK YOU 1000PS
no, just zonko

>>14686479
Just b urself dude

>>14686443
I lowsided and someone who saw called the cops and amberlamps. They asked for my license and registration but this is LAPD. Had to argue with the amberlamps about going to the hospital.

>>14686461
Come on wranon. I've only been here since last summer and I've already got my A license. Get your shit together.

>>14686479
bist du eigentlich narrisch?

>>14686479
You sure you want my weather, nothing but cold and rain

>>14686486
Thanks man, that post gave me the energy and motivation to turn my life around
>>14686492
REEEE
>>14686493
Glaub ich nicht uezd

>>14686484

Thats the issue I have, I am not complaining but I am inheriting a larger bike so I think I can pretty much only go Direct.

>>14686490
>Had to argue with the amberlamps about going to the hospital.
Mericucks.

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>>14686461
I had a wr125 for two years ,all meming aside it was an awesome bike , really smooth and fun , i miss it somedays when filtering or on small roads.
>pic related

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Why is it that anytime I drink a beer or two, I fantasise about having/buying/riding a new bike? My current one is completely fine, but I just want something new right now

post affordable dream bikes please

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>>14686490
>Had to argue with the amberlamps about going to the hospital.

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>>14686510

>>14686492
what bike

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>>14686507
Nice mem bike m8
Did u willy
How fast did u go
>>14686510
OK ;^)

>>14686505
Can you at least take your bike to an empty car park or something? A bit of slow control work and getting your U turns and figure of 8's up to standard before the course will really help. You only have to drop a foot on the maneuvers test to fail and then you wont be able to do the road test.

Get your theory test done as soon as you can too.

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>>14686510
>>14686525
Drem bek

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all memed out for the new season

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>>14686535
Erinner dich an gestern

>>14686525
Well , wheelies were only possible on 1st gear with a lot of effort (maybe because i was a fatass too ) so i didn't willy much (never) , max speed was 135 km/h i think.

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just got back from a 3 hour ride
>feels OK I guess

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>>14686518
XR125 anon

>having full license
>still riding 125
ayy lmao

>>14686518
Wr125

>>14686540
Nice. Track day?

>tfw you're depressed and ride like a squid but you don't care because no one is waiting for you at home and you secretly want to crash and die already but don't have the balls to do it on purpose

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>>14686404

Yeah they do look pretty cheap. Have a GT650R.

And a bonus video. How does a rider not know what dumping your clutch does?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gpk-ACFRmIU

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>>14686510
X T 6 0 0
T
6
0
0

Do how does /dbt/ Protect theor bike from getting stolen?? I recently moved to a new apartment complex and I'm wondering what you guys do to protect them??

In my previous apartment complex I lived on the first floor so I just brought it inside durning the night but now I live on the second floor so idk what to do

>>14686563
I live in a predominantly white neighborhood

>>14686563
Park next to a nicer bike.
Get a disc lock.
Chain it to an immovable object.
Cover it with a tarp.
Get theft insurance.

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>>14686563
Take it upstairs with you.

>>14686570
>complains about racism
>says racist stuff
Oh, Kit Kat.

>>14685813
The fairing looks like it says "cuk"

>>14686570
I used to aswell anon... But there are some spics that make me iffy.

>>14686575
This is a good option

>>14686555
nope, just scared on a 1000

>>14686563
Live on a farm, park it in a shed. Heavy chain and left under a security camera when parked at work.

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>>14686563
By not having a bike
>>14686558
RIP m8
>>14686551
TW anon has A2 and also still rides a 125
Fucking niggers guys. You suck because you could ride something bigger but I can't yet

>>14686580
Back2pol

>>14686585
Befriend them, join their club, Eat some dank food and drink dos equis

>>14686472
His voice is intolerable.

>>14686572
If you do get a disc lock, put it on the rear. My Dad's coworker had a bike get stolen because he put his lock on the front, and they just took the front wheel off.

>>14686563
I put it in an open tent or in the garage with the key in it, because I don't live somewhere shitty

>>14686596
What about a disc lock on the back then a chain on the back as well?

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>>14686590
>You suck because you could ride something bigger
I could if I could find something affordable and in good condition. Local market for bikes is shit. Saw a couple of nice bikes today but then saw the prices and did a 360 willy. 26 year old DR650 £2000 or a DRZ400 for £3500. Fucking fuck and it's only going to get more expensive as summer gets closer.

That's why I'm buying a £80 windshield for my XR to make me feel better.

>>14686608
Jeez anon, where do you live? Anyway, that would certainly deter them. I do a disc lock on the rear, and a chain in the front, attached to a tree. I put a tarp over it as well.

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>>14686510
I feel like it's so affordable and easy to get that it doesn't really count as a dream bike, but I want one. It'll probably be my first purchase when I stop being a poor student with only one bike.

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This thingy was strapped to my front fork with a cable tie, the wire runs back to the battery where it connects to the posive lead and to frame. What the hell is it?

>>14686614
A neighbor of mine wants $4000 for a 250 V Star from 2013. Hes adamant about the price, won't budge at all.
Idiots always overvalue their stuff.

>>14686608
Also, some reading material;
https://www.rockymountainatvmc.com/rm-rider-exchange/motorcycle-anti-theft-tips-devices/

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>>14686634
Another pic from the inside.

>>14686634
Accessory connector? Heated butt plug? That picture doesn't help much.

>>14686621
I live in Las Vegas.. It's an okay part of town but there have been thefts lately in my complex and all the degenerate bean dip motherfuckers I just don't trust... The Mexicans out here are worse than the nigs desu... Man I wish I lived in my old white neighborhood

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>>14686634
it's a fucking cigarette lighter port you moron. you plug your GPS in or charge your phone.

>>14686634
I'm guessing it's a connector that you plug a battery charger into. So you don't have to remove the seat/plastics to hook it up.

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>>14686614
I'm sorry anon
I'm sorry. What if you sell xr?
Remember that to meme is to dream

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>>14686663
But if I sell it I'll be a nobike. I don't think I can handle that.

I'll just keep checking classifieds ten times a day in the hope that I find a bargain KLR650.

>>14686558
I know that feel bro ,but remember , colonel Sanders created kfc at 60 and lived 30 years of bitches and coke before dying.

>>14686555
It's not funny when you say it

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>>14686671
It's time to let the meme bikes go ;_;
I can ALMOST afford a klx but damn only about 500 euros missing then I'd had 4.2k or something for the 4250 Euro one and get him down to 4k and from the rest pay A2 and a non MPH speedo meter

>>14686561
Very good

>tfw replaced both fork seals

i keep screaming but god wont answer

>>14686689
I think he's just misunderstood

>>14686718
Why are you always banging on about your bloody fork seals

>>14686695
Sell things on ebay, brah. Do you have any old shoes? Better yet go on your local craigslist and sell dirty womens panties for massive profits.

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>>14686628
>It'll probably be my first purchase when I stop being a poor student with only one bike.
soon

>>14686695
then hurry up and get those 500€ m8
but don't you also need some extra cash for new stuff like tires, oil, registration and stuff?


>>14686704
y-you too

>>14686726
Wait, which of the German blokes are you?

>>14686729
Hans.

>>14686723
this is first time im talking about fork seals

im vtr anon

>>14686729
>>14686731
Imagine if everyone on /dbt/ namefagged with their first names, it'd be so fucking weird.

>>14686731
Ja gut

>>14686737
I guess it would.

>>14686737
I mean everyone already knows kkks name is justin

And wr anons first name is anton

>>14686737
> tfw know wr anon's first name

>>14686737
Okay

>>14686745
>>14686757
This is a bad idea

>>14686757
That's not even a name. Stop taking the piss.

>>14686746
Is it actually Anton? I thought that was just a meme?

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Guten Tag

>>14686721
Kinda like the village simpleton who 'accidentally' rapes the Jarls daughter.

>>14686765
No his name is Anton Wrnandes

>>14686759
Don't be so negative, Joe.

>>14686767
>mahmut
>not even achmed

>>14686769
I kek'd

>>14686737
You think?

>>14686770
I'm a generally negative person, Adam.

>>14686769
Fucking kekeld

>>14686767
Episch :DDDD

>>14686774
Show us your tits, Andrea.

>>14686737
i'm a huge faggot

>>14686774
That's a fucking girls name

Best name coming through

>>14686634
It's a 12v cigarette lighter/charging socket.

>>14686764
No I'm Bier kin

Also my real first name is fucking gay

lads when i was in uni today there were a few cute teen girls hanging around my bike, they asked if they could sit on my bike behind me for some pics but i just put my helmet on and pretended not to hear them
pls help

>>14686560
>implying that lloks cheaper than the buell

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>>14686724
How to sell stuff
>>14686726
Fuck it m8 first thing is the bike as soon as I have the bike no one else can buy it, the rest will be no problem because no one else can buy the bike anymore because I own it

>>14686785
> Iannone
> Dovi
Yeah fucking girls.

>>14686789
Ich wusste es


Ayy Limone

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>>14686729
you would like to know, eh?

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>>14686797
Can't help. Pic related.

>>14686797

You did the right thing. We're all proud of you

>>14686797
damn you must be as gay as me

>>14686797
>not taking the best straight into the motel

dude why

>>14686804
Whaddup Anus man

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We daily namefag thread now.

>>14686797
Teens like jailbait teens? or like college freshman teens? if the first you did the right thing, if the second you done fucked up.