/metal/

ITT: Nu-males

second for the dude was some sick painting son his website

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Recommend him an album.

SLAYER

>>73158161
Sodom discography

>>73158161
Ulver - Bergtatt

>>73158121
we do believe in power of 14 words
Towers have fallen but the persons do stand firm and the Mason's pyramids do stare into our souls
The taste of victory is bitterness and sarcasm
It's price was Shekel and their scourge upon our trampled backs
Oh world beware new master this desert breed won't die on their own
If they weren't burnt those 60 years ago they should be burnt today

>b-but they renounced nat soc ideals!
>they are totally unpolitical!!!

>>>875316

>>>/bant/875316

>>73158188
what album

>>73158161
heretoir

>>73158245
:(

>>73158198
>post not found

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>>73158161
Morbid Saint

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whatcha blasting anons?

pic very much related

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>>73158264
pls no bully

>>73158264
>Nails played by old men

>>73158295
yeah but Nails is fun

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>>73158188
>mfw reading this post while giving this a fresh spin https://youtu.be/neMtsyydTuc

>>73158264

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>tfw when you reach power metal and there's nothing beyond that

So that's the final boss of metal, huh?

>>73158324
got that right

>>73158363
Todd Jones hates dogs.

>>73158331
Syncing up Vektor-Terminal Redux, Sunbather, The Ark Work and Aesthethica and listening to it

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I miss Jesseposting

>>73158188

Not same anon, but those are lyrics from a 2003 album. They "renounced" National Socialism in 2014. You're argument are invalid.

Also, kek that this is 88 dubs.

>>73158331
No, this is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_R-u1Fku1k

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>>73158384
incorrect

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>>73158399
don't, anon

>>73158134
LONDONISTAN

>>73158413

This is the reason people spit at me for listenign to metal.

>>73158497
>numale lets people spit at him
People spit at you because you're a weakass pathetic beta, not because you listen to "metal" (insert numale chart here)

Why are metal guys always overweight pizza delivery men? Got something against fitness and gainfull employment?

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>>73158264

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Hey, does anyone want to go to the architects concert in Sydney with me? We dont have to hold hands, but we can if you want to...

>>73158771
you're still doing this?

>>73158762
Regurgitate is da bomb

>>73158790
It's a meme you dip

>>73158878
my question still stands
it's a shit meme to keep spouting

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>>73158264

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I WATCHED AS HE SHOUTED
TO THE NU-MALES THAT DIED THAT DAY
HE HELD UP HIS HAMMET HIIIIGH
AND CALLED TO ODIN FOR A SIGN

THOR THE MIGHTY THOR THE BRAVE
CRUSH THE NU-MALES IN YOUR WAY
BY YOUR HAMMER LET NONE BE SAVED
LIVE TO DIE ON THAT FINAL DAY

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this album gets better on every listen, is king diamond similar?

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Which of these should I cop?

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>revisit an album years later
>suddenly it's ridiculously good

what's her name, /meal/?

>>73159153
I like the one on top but thats just me

>>73159153
top is better than bottom
but whichever doesnt have text on the back

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FRIENDS

I just started getting back into metal again, what should I listen to if I really liked Dragged Into Sunlight?

>>73159153
where did you find those?

>>73159330
They're eBay bootlegs, but I bought one of his limited CD things so I don't feel bad

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>>73159246

>>73159316
back text are casual filters, same as long sleeves

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BEHOLD!

Djent is now officially, canonically, unarguably, undoubtedly, genuinely, empirically, demonstrably, objectively buttprog.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtVU--O29oY

Even Nickelback is doing it.

How does this make you feel?

>>73159455
fan-djent-astic

>>73159455
Where have you been?

>>73159499
I've been listening to Midnight and Speedböozer

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>>73158264
i like it more than carnage

>>73159321

מזמור
Gnaw their Tongues
Vallenfyre

>>73159058
Not quite as good, but you're talking about one of the greatest heavy metal albums ever right there.

Start with Abigail and Conspiracy. Them and The Eye are very good as well. Avoid The Spider's Lullaby and The Graveyard.

>>73159396
longsleeves that have the band's logo all the way down the sleeves are so fucking stupid

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>>73159795
You mean like this?

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>>73159814
that's ugly for more than one reason

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How mettle am I lads?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCXUubXeL4s

>>73158771
I'd come if I lived anywhere near there, but only if you fucked me in the ass afterward.

>>73159829
BASED BIG HOG

>>73159835
nu/10

>>73159835
nu-male/10

>>73159835
nu/10 not even joking

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>>73159835
>>>/mu/
shit taste, don't ever come back here

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Got anything like early Katatonia? I always cry like a little bitch in the "gateways of bereavement, temple of guilt" part

>>73159795
>>73159814
Demilich were decent enough to just put each letter descending like a shitpost.

>>73159863
>>73159869
>>73159889
Do you have a criticism that isn't a meme?

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>>73159814
this one's worse
who fucking approved this

>>73160064
come back when you have better taste

>>73159153

Winterkalte one because it's the superior album.

>>73160064
all entry level shit or /mu/-core

>>73160064

Exceptionally basic and entry-level albums, you probably could have copied a /mu/core chart and I wouldn't know the difference.

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>>73159863
>>73159869
>>73159889
>>73159893
>>73160077
>>73160081
>>73160082
>>73160154
>mfw I like a lot of the albums on that guy's chart

am I false?

>>73160235
what is your top 10 meal albums

>>73160235
entry level doesn't necessarily mean bad

just give it time and stop fucking worrying so much about what other people think of your taste in music

>>73159814
>>73160067

I used to abhore these
Nowadays I kinda dig the aesthetic
Would never be able to pull it off, tho

>>73160235
there's less than a handful of knowledgeable posters qualified to even pass entry into hall here so

Post metal album album covers that really make you go "hmmmmmmm".

>>73160266
>Nowadays I kinda dig the aesthetic
but why

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Quick, /metal/! Summer is almost here! Scare the numales away!

>>73160266
it's honestly a next-level aesthetic

people that rag on it act like it's their first time seeing merch at all when it fits metal really being outsider

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>>73160067
try this one

>>73160331
Try and justify it all you want
it's still fucking ugly

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>>73160283
Come on now mate
Some of them are fucking solid

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>>73160273

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>>73160368
>tour dates on the sleeve

>>73160360
so is all the interesting (good) metal you dolt, which is my point

osdm, first wave, bestial shit etc aren't pretty genres

Why is Anthrax so shit outside of the Sound of White Noise?

>>73160246
I haven't given it a lot of thought, but here are ten that I like a lot in no particular order:

>Above the Weeping World
>Blod-Draum (I like Stormvold more, but it's not a full album)
>The Ending Quest
>Like an Everflowing Stream
>Litany
>Promulgation of the Fall
>The Red in the Sky is Ours
>Shadows of Past
>The Spectral Sorrows
>Survival Instinct

Probably about half of this stuff I got from some /mu/ death metal chart.

>>73160262
>stop fucking worrying so much about what other people think of your taste in music

but I like having my taste in music judged, it's fun

>>73160235

It not that the albums are necessarily bad, it's just that they're very basic for the average /mu/ poster.
The only thing you can really gather from someone with taste like that is that they definitely come on this board.

>>73160449
could do with less mellowdeath

>>73160449
>no black metal
We're done here lads.

Chon>>> your favorite metal bands

>>73160534
So get rid of AtWW basically?

>>73160556
I dislike almost all black metal I listen to. I like Pure Holocaust, and Havulinnaan is a contender for top-ten, but aside from that nothing stands out.

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>>73158134
>https://www.reddit.com/
delete yourself numale

>>73160690
>>https://www.reddit.com/
where?

>>73160619
Clever Girl >>> Chon

>>73160711
look in the fag

>>73160619
literally who

>>73160736
It got replaced with the nu-male chart my dude

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What's the difference between d-beat, crust, and thrash?

>>73160752
d-beat has d-beats
thrash has decent production
crust has shit production

>>73160752
thrash is like nenenenenenenene
crust is like nneeeneeeeneeeneeeneeeee
dbeat is like neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>73160796
Thanks, this is exactly the sort of answer I was looking for.

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>>73160796
>nenenenenenene

>>73160795
D beat = Discharge
Thrash = terminal redux
Crust = Amebix

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>>73161102
>Thrash = terminal redux

>>73158264
I was hoping the new Vallenfyre album would be really good but it ended up just being good but not great.

>>73161130
Lets face it thrash is for numales

>>73161171
Are you saying SLAYER is for numales?

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thrash? More like trash
Crust? More like rust
D-Beat? More like PEE-beat

What do you guys do when listen to music?

>>73161182
Slayer is not thrash... Slayer is Slayer (Death Metal godfathers)

>>73161207
I listen to the music obviously

>>73161171
The discussion was about thrash, not thrash metal you memelord.

>>73161207
I'm usually either working, shitposting on the internet, or playing video games when I listen to music.

>>73161221
I know Slayer is kind of proto-death and that they influenced a lot of death metal bands but they are still firmly thrash. I wish their were other bands with riffs that had similar tones to them. I always wonder how most death metal bands have the same tone of riffs while Slayer has such a unique tone to their riffs that other thrash bands don't even come close to. It's that malevolent grim tone that just can't seem to be replicated.

>>73161171
>>73161221
What about Testament and Sepultura, as well as the Big 4 Teutonic bands?

What are some sick websites for me and my wife's son to paint?

>>73158299
beautiful

What is a "useful idiot", and am I one?

>>73161309
Nah m8 reign in blood is a death metal precursor and landmark. Don't brlove in memes thst tell you that hell awaits is better reign on blood is really their best
>>73161328
>Testament
First album is meh
>Sepultura
Some stuff is good but can be nu maleish sometimes
>teutonic big 4
Kreator is worth time but why listen to the rest when Venom exists

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6Weg_mc6bk

GOAT thrash

>>73161328
>sepultura
Morbid Visions and Bestial Devastation are GOAT, even though it ain't thrash
Schizophrenia and BtR are their go to thrash albums
They made a little hint of selling out on Arise, but it's still solid
Stay away from EVERYTHING they released after Arise
>testament
mediocre run of the mill third class speed metal
their debut is tolerable, and that as good as they get

>>73161413
I usually see that phrase used to describe people who get conned into supporting a cause that they either don't understand, or which does not benefit them. E.G. working class white Trump voters who fell for the manufacturing jobs meme.

>>73161444
But Hell Awaits is more similar structurally and instrumentally to Death Metal than Reign In Blood. Reign In Blood is extremely overrated, everything up until their late 90s stuff is better than it, including Divine Intervention

http://www.deathmetal.org/news/russianvids-exposes-metallica/

Jesus fuck DMU has fallen to MetalSucks tier journalism.

>>73161444
>>73161539
Testament's 2nd album is where it's at, although the first one is still really good. Also, Venom is anti-numale thrash as well.

>>73161577
Fat greasy neckbeards aren't nu-males. Learn your definitions.

>>73161381
Vektor - terminal redux

>>73161602
WE BELIEVE IN SATAN OKAY??? YOU HAPPY????? I BELIEVE THAT HOMOSEXUALS DESERVE THE SAME RIGHTS AS I DO SO THAT MEANS I IDENTIFY WITH A STUPID SYMBOL BECAUSE THATS WHAT HUMANS DO???????

>>73161444
>reign in blood is a death metal precursor and landmark
Perhaps, but it's still a thrash album. Look me in the eye and tell me that Angel of Death isn't a thrash metal song.

>>73161602
>this is part of the Masonic conspiracy to condition the general populace into accepting homosexuality

this is satire right

>>73161643
It's hard to tell, I don't think so though.

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>>73161619
>>73161539
>>73161472
>>73161444
>>73161328

Why even bother with thrash when the death/thrash masterrace exists?

>>73161643
Can you really doubt it after Trump won?

>>73161670
What are some of the best Thrashing Death albums/bands out there? Possessed's Seven Churches is one of my favorite albums.

>>73161643
yeah, if it wasn't satire they'd say Jewish conspiracy instead

>>73161628
>being this much of a numale on /metal/

>>73161602
they've mostly fallen off and are a sort of caricatured /pol/ satellite now when they aren't talking about music

at least some of the interesting articles and essays are archived at http://www.anus.com/ if a person ever wanted some coherence into their perspective

>>73161768
America is satire.

>>73161794
Some things on anus are decent but a lot of it is also pretty cringey

>>73161774
Massacra's Final Holocaust and Enjoy the Violence
Revenant's Prophecies of a Dying World
Master's On the Seventh Day
Sepultura's works prior to Schizophrenia
Sadus' Illusions
Both Demmolition Hammer

I think you're good to go mate

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>Mustaine was raised as a Jehovah's Witness[43] and is now a born again Christian.[44] In 1988, in response to the British government's criticism of homosexuality, Mustaine said: "More power to them. It says in the Bible that men should not lay with men like they lay with women. I mean I don't wanna fuck up and not go to heaven."

>>73161852
>Master's On the Seventh Day
>Sepultura's works prior to Schizophrenia
>Sadus' Illusions
>Both Demmolition Hammer
Already heard those but thanks for the recs

gimmie a life changing album

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>>73161892
This album is a whole new metal experience

I did a nice thing for a fellow metalhead today, I was at a large record shop in Chicago and I was trading in some of my oldder records for some new ones. They didn't want to buy my Graveland or Summoning cassettes so I gave them to a kid wearing a Bathory shirt that was browsing the cassette section for free. He was very excited about it too.

>>73161921
You're a nice person anon
Wanna ask though, what tapes were they?

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Why don't we ever talk about this masterpiece?

http://clrvynt.com/david-hall-metal-op-ed/

>From the first spins of Black Sabbath, metal grew fast. As bands like Black Sabbath, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin and Deep Purple focused on songwriting, riffs and performance, other musicians crawled out of the swamp and started to take metal in new directions, effectively creating the first subgenres of metal that would lead us to our present state of affairs. Speed metal, black metal, death metal; which led to doom metal, glam metal and thrash; which led to grindcore, technical death metal and crossover

what did he mean by this

>>73161921
fuck off

>>73160683
If you're gonna say you don't like this I'll strangle you over TCP/IP.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFcASPgYtS8

>>73161995
I don't
Like
This

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>>73161953
>other musicians crawled out of the swamp and started to take metal in new directions, effectively creating the first subgenres of metal that would lead us to our present state of affairs. Speed metal, black metal, death metal; which led to doom metal, glam metal and thrash; which led to grindcore, technical death metal and crossover

>>73161962
I'm not seeking validation or anything you fucking loser, it's just a good story. It's a better quality post than spamming DM albums and shouting "nu-male".
>>73161943
Dol Guldur and Carpathian Wolves

>>73162034
what did you just fucking say etc. etc.

what is the sludgiest sludge metal album?
what is the doomiest doom metal album?
what is the thrashiest thrash metal album?
what is the blackest black metal album?
what is the death-est death metal album?
what is the droniest drone metal album?
what is the most funereal funeral doom metal album?
what is the most gothic goth metal album?
what is the most classic classic metal album?
what is the most stoner stoner metal album?
what is the most avant-garde avant-garde metal album?
what is the most powerful power metal album?

answer all of these questions and you will truly not be a nu-male

nice red herrings, the only qualifications for entry into hall are death/black metal knowledge supplemented with a bit of heavy metal

>>73162185
t. nu-male

I love metal! AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGG

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>>73161995
I like this. I like plenty of black crossover stuff. Unanimated and Sabbat have put out some of my favorite albums.

I remembered I also liked what I'd heard of Uada's Devoid of Light, but not enough for them to really stick in my memory all that much.

Overall there's some BM I like, but it's not a genre I'm super into. Every few months, I think it'll be a good idea to try and get into BM, and every time I get overwhelmed with stuff that I can't get into. I tried for a while to enjoy Darkthrone, Emperor, other 90s Norwegian stuff and didn't like it at all.

Listening to Gorgoroth's Pentagram right now and not hating it, but it's not something I'm gonna put in my collection.

>>73162117
Drug Honkey - Cloak of Skies
Black Sabbath - s/t
Metallica - Kill em all
Mortualia - s/t
Cryptopsy - None So Vile
Autokrator - The Obedience to Authority
Skepticism - Lead and Aether
Tribulation - Children of the Night
Mercyful Fate - Melissa
Electric Wizard - Dopethrone
Todesstoss - anything
Cirith Ungol - One Foot in Hell

what do i win

>>73162329
>Dopethrone
>most stoner
w e w

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>>73162117
>Sludgiest sludge
Acid Bath
>Doomiest Doom
Ghost or Melvins
>thrashiest thrash
Vektor
>Deathest Death
Gorguts-Obscura or Cynic-Focus
>Blackest black
Aesthethica or Sunbather
>Droniest Drone
my refrigerator
>funereal funeral doom
I don't know, meme genre
>gothic goth metal
I don't go to the mall sorry
>classic classic metal
Metallica-Master Of Puppets
>Stoner Stoner
Queens Of The Stone Age
>Avant-Garde
Meshuggah
>powerful metal
Sabaton

; )

>riffless metal can't be goo...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c98gIxCe1zo

>>73162228
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTUWdHkGKNo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=id4aCX1czX8 (granted it's a cover, but)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VttRtQPAm7w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xr6T_qy86cE

>>73162370
absolutely disgusting

>>73162370
looolllll!!! I'm going to show this 2 my friends on 9gag!!!! XDXDXD

my favorite thing ANUS came up with was that theory that morbid angel trey is completely autistic and his mom is the mastermind behind the entire operation. she locks him in his room passing food under the table so he can just come up with riffs all day.

>>73162385
Thanks for the recs.

I listened to Nordjevel's debut, but haven't heard any of the rest of these.

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>>73162437
glad to have you back random anon! hope your ban or whatever wasn't too lonely

>>73162228
>Gorgoroth's Pentagram
Really good shit, their best album for sure. Hat is also best vocalist.

>>73162493
..................jesus

>>73161207
wank

>>73162496
some overzealous new janitor got me a ban for making a nu-male joke in an /mu/ thread

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>>73162437

>>73161207
>>73161305
this man right here

also working out

>>73162228
>>73162507
Pentagram is on equal level with De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas for being the best BM album of all time.

The competition is too strong, so there's not really a definitive winner.

>>73162529
use nova masculus from now on

>>73162530
why are you giggling? are you the one who banned him or something?

>>73162537
Ritual is easily the heaviest song to ever come out of Norwegian Black Metal

Is Vader still worth seeing live with one Pete still in the band?

>>73162228
If you liked it look into greek black, my favorite scene. Huge heavy metal influence and has that "pagan ritual on mediterranean island" atmosphere instead of Norwegian "grim and frostbitten forest".
>Uada
Literally Mgła but with worse songwriting. So yeah, listen to Mgła. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fyhg0PZ87k
>Sabbat, Darkthrone
Try Nocternity, sounds kinda like those two bands combined.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FuYZL5UiBM
Also, try this if you like (((riffs)))
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hENrekPtfic

>hating on Uada

They are the best thing to come out of USBM in awhile m8

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A B C D E F G, H I J K L-M-N-O-P, Q R S, T U V, W X, Y and Z

NOW I KNOW MY ABCs, NEXT TIME WON'T YOU SING WITH ME /metal/?

>>73162370
>>Droniest Drone
>my refrigerator
actually made me laugh
>>funereal funeral doom
>I don't know, meme genre
kys

>>73162329
he wasn't asking for the most entry-level album in each genre anon

How do I into funeral doom lads?

Am I too old to get into metal if I'm 19?

>>73162929
>shitting on Uada but linking a song from Mgla's weakest album
That's rich
>>73162947
They're good but not THAT good.

>>73163081
How new are you to metal?

>>73163079
Listen to Thergothon and Skepticism, really the only good shit from the genre t b h

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>>73163079

>>73163081
read the pastebin linked in op

>>73163092
I would link something from Groza but I was listening to EiF atm so, eh

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>>73158264
currently waiting for anything in this album to live up to its intro riff

>>73163218
I know they're supposed to be cute, but they also have really punchable faces.

_e__or - T_____in__ ____x

Fill in the blanks

>>73163256
Ulver-Bergtatt

>>73163256
>Didn't post the key

Noun, Adverb, Noun, Verb

>>73163110
I like Nortt and Esoteric and Evoken as well but those are great starting points I think

>>73159835
no SOAD

why is map of metal so fucking hard to move through? I need a way to get rid of the windows.

>>73163342
Because it's click-and-drag control is glitchy as fuck.

>>73163342
because it was a site made by a total amateur

>>73163093
Very new I've pretty much only listened to 80s thrash metal and Black Sabbath

>>73163357
what?
>>73163376
>>73163385
oh I thought I was missing something. I do like the map but it is missing some good entries for drone and sludge

>>73163081
idk why you would think that, you can get into any genre of music at any age

>>73163401
why does your age matter? if you like the music listen to it

>>73163401
Listen to Possessed - Seven Churches

>>73163401
I don't have and thrash metal recommendations, but try Saint Vitus's "Born too Late" and Die "Healing", and The Obsessed self-titled.

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How many of these have you heard?
>9 - Jessposter
>7-8 - Terminal Redux
>4-6 - Avant-Thrluigi
>1-3 - Numale
>0 - Glamshitter

>>73162955
I'LL NEVER EAT AT TACO BELL
CUZ BURGER KING RULES AND TACOS SMELL

>>73163588
Glamshitter here.

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rate 1991 Varg's taste

>>73163659
10/10
would befriend

>>73163659
Top-tier

pop quiz whats the only good satyricon album

>>73163871
trick question they all suck

>>73163588
glamshitter, but I'm going to listen to some of those

>>73163871
If I reaaaallllyyy had to choose
I'd pick nemsis divinea

>>73163871
split w/ enslaved

>>73163871
Now, Diabolical

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>>73159246
coincidentially

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>>73159246

>>73158161
a bottle of bleach

>>73163871
Trick question. First three albums are essential. Their debut is so fucking underrated when I think about it it makes me mad for about five minutes before I move on to some other thought.

music keeps reminding me of her
help me meal

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>>73163588
>2017
>osdm
>demos, even

rate king buzzo's 2017 taste

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CK3O8F_unzg

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>>73163110
And Funeral

>>73162329
>what do i win
Ridicule

>>73161947
Because last time we tried discussing it there was an explosion of autism regarding the tag "dark metal"

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>>73158264
this

>>73164350
Well it IS its own genre

>>73158134
Judas Priests' "Painkiller" is the greatest Metal song ever recorded. It is the epitome of human non-Classical musical achievement.

Prove me wrong.
>Protip: You cannot

>>73164473
You are correct sir

>>73164473
>things nu-males say

>>73164522
Nu-males always say black sabbath is the best metal band

>>73164473
I can't dispute a fact.

>>73164473
It came out 10 years too late, like all Priest desu.

>>73164522
What would your no. 1 be?

>>73164537
nah they love priest because of "muh epic homosexual frontman"

>>73164473
Literally any Motorhead, Venom, or Bathory song is better than that, they did speed metal ten times better.

>>73164559
i don't have a single favorite song

>>73164550
Doesn't make it any less good.

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>>73164460
There are other dark metal bands, though

>>73164569
Not a favorite, just one you consider the best.

There's a difference.

>>73164572
It does, actually. Prove me wrong
>protip you can't

>>73164563
Did you say Venom?

kek

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>>73164595
Because it """"came out too late"""" it is instantly devalued?
I don't get it.

>>73164635
seems like you do though

>>73164269
did you get a negative score or something, numale?

>>73164823
I can't take the insults of someone who listen to revivals seriously. It's like being called a nerd in 2017.

>>73164842
you can't revive something if it's already dead

besides, most metal genres are underground to begin with, so they never really "die"

a retro-osdm band is far different from a retro-glam band, for example

>>73164856
>a retro-osdm band is far different from a retro-glam band, for example
They're only different in that they're playing different music. Otherwise both are equally worthless and hollow.

>>73164875
retro-glam: basking in the glory of an era the vast majority of the world has moved on from
retro-death: playing a style of music most people were never interested in in the first place, and that most of its original adherents still listen to

>>73164923
The only thing lower than retro and revival bands in terms of creativity and artistic merit are tribute bands.

>>73164944
but what I'm saying is retro-death is inherently a bit of a misnomer

>>73164955
Call it OSDM if that makes you feel better then. It's the same shit wrapped in shinier paper.

>>73158152

wtf is a nu-male? 4chan is the only place I ever see retarded terms like that.

>>73165091
t. summerfag nu-male

>>73164288
fuck, that intro riff!

new melvins is damn good, who new

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this is some of the worst """""""""""""""""""metal""""""""" i've heard, this should be on the nu-male chart

>>73165091
Hint: You're standing on it ;)

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>>73164473
Not even the best Judas Priest song.

why the fuck are new threads being made at 270 posts

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>>73165169
fuck off, this one hasn't even hit the limit yet.

what's some good black metal from 2017?

>>73165191
summerfriends

also expect, for the next few months:
-questions about common memes
-saving thumbnails
-shitty memes
-sabaton fans
etc.....

>>73165210
Craven Idol, White Death, Fin, Riivaus, Crusty Old Toad

>>73165210
Heretoir - The Circle

>>73165245
>Crusty Old Toad
is this real life

>>73164288
This should give all y'all struggling musicians some hope, turns out you can make great music even while having absolutely dismal taste in media

>>73165269
Yes.

It has a fairly unique style--trad metal mixed with black metal with a sort of depressive rock atmosphere. Not so much the "caught in the grip of winter" type of depressing but more the "just finished masturbating for the fourth time today and remembered I have no friends" type of depressing

>>73165303
>music that speaks to me
Downloading immediately

>>73165303
also, some of the lyrics are a clever and funny twist on typical black metal themes:

>In the midsummer night
>Sweat is dripping from my pores
>Think I need to change
>My boxers

>Remedy of ice
>I need something frozen to the core
>To keep my blood
>Running cold

>When all of a sudden trumpets from heaven sound
>The most beautiful tune, simple and profound
>I submit to its power and slip into trance
>As my legs start to run toward the ice cream man

>>73165245
>white death
Oh shit I forgot about this record, it slays. Thanks for the recs.

>>73165256
Is it more black metal than his last record, I didn't really dig the whole blackwave thing he had going on

>>73165332
Impaled Northern Moonforest already exists

>>73161791
you don't really belong here

>>73159380
I still can't figure out if lulu is written in lipstick or blood

Gimme death metal and black metal thats punky af

>>73165210
Sielunvihollinen

So it looks like the "new" thread was rightfully deleted

>>73165486
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRggbcBu41w

>>73165380
It's probably less black metal than their previous

if there's one things mods are transparently active on, it's not letting generals have more than 1 active thread up so it's pretty futile to try to earlypost 50 posts before bump limit

kpg would probably run rampant otherwise

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>>73165486
Alright st numale here you go

>>73165492
thanks, sucker for finnblack.

>>73165515
Eh, I'll give it a shot anyhow. Thanks.

Anybody hear the new Woe? What's the consensus on it?

>>73165554
>the new Woe
I thought it was just okay at best. Had a could really good riffs and not much else

>>73165572
That's disappointing. I liked Withdrawal (debut was their best tho imo) but I'm not super into their politics and/or background so I've held off on listening to it yet.

>>73165734
Nice

>>73165734
>>73165748
lovely weather we're having

>>73158134
Is autopsy numale?

>>73165763
Of course, son

New thread
>>73165784
>>73165784

>>73161639
Who cares

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>>73161444
>reign in blood is a death metal precursor and landmark

Vektor is a meme
The album is so weak

>>73165924
lovely weather we're having eh

>>73165956
If by lovely you mean shitty, yes,

i looked up vektor and all the band quit except for the lead and they wouldnt say why

>>73165998
I'd get the fuck out of Vektor too

>>73165461
blood

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>>73165924

>>73159704
אתה לא היחידי שיכול לכתוב בעברית יא סנופלייק