Nails played by old men edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrfLIOnL1gw
previously on /meatl/ >>72840742
first for glam isn't metal but 70s black sabbath is
Glam kiddies out
Glam metal is the way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8g4ygMGXU7Q
Post album covers that really make you think.
Xth for RIP spoonman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GiyhVHIiWo
Anything good for 2017?
>>72852596
t. cuckzzy, the prince of nu-maleness
Why did you guys lie to me? This is an incredibly boring album.
wake up get shot by archer then a spooky skeleton asks you about djent what do?
>>72852661
Inform the skeleton that djent is a horrible meme.
>>72852642
>This is an incredibly boring album.
This is what we've been saying since forever. You have only yourself to blame.
What do you think of Autokrator?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44O_6bpGJfk
>>72852661
have this
>>72852606
>>72852735
>2016 & sounds like shit
it's nu-male
>>72852661
twang out some of my favourite dj0nt chugs on the arrow
>>72852975
>>----0---00---000---00-0--00--0-00-000-->
>>72852640
FOAD
>>72852618
unironically power trip dood
get it?
How do I into black metal?
>tfw no thatcherite metal
>>72853316
Start with Bathory.
>>72853316
>>72853316
I can recommend Mgła
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71zwQWWK24U&t=561s
I haven't visited this general in months, so this is probably old news, but are you aware that !T.O.O.H.! is recording a new demo?
>>72853504
of courshe
>>72853504
omg no way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>72853397
This is the right answer
OHH NO YOU'RE SO DAMN WICKED
YOU'VE GOT BY THE THROAT
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORN
>>72853622
TO BE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQfTe_WpEjE
>>72853316
Bathory - s/t
Ulver - Bergtatt
Gorgoroth - Under the Sign of Hell
Mayhem - Deathcrush
>>72853634
HIS GUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEST
>>72853675
>Under The Sign Of Hell
>not Pentagram
>Deathcrush
>not DMDS
Emperor's In The Nightside Eclipse would be a better recc than Mayhem one.
>>72853709
LIKE RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATS
>tfw in thatcherite glam metal band
>>72853316
why Fenriz gotta look like a damn garden gnome here
nigga be lookin like Gandalf the Cracka
nigga be like
ayo ne one seen my pipe?
shit nigga be hide a birdhouse in they scruff s.m.h.
how to deal with Anhedonia senpaitachi
>>72853316
Is he displeased by the fan's tattoo
also why isn't in a Europe cover band?
r8 my 90s playlist.
>>72853752
your probably right I just posted some of my personal favorites desu
>>72854107
>using Winamp
>in the year of our LORD 666 + 666 + 666 + 6 + 6 + 6 + 1
>>72854138
that's not winamp
Explain grindcore to me.
>>72854226
just fucking read the wikipedia article you lazy gobshite
>>72854240
>(((Wikipedia)))
>>72854107
needs more alice in chains
>>72854226
death metal with a punk attitude.
>>72854240
Explain the fucking appeal.
>>72854226
it's the worst parts of punk taken to the extreme
is -core considered /meal/ or punk
>>72854272
but that's Death Strike
>>72854285
It's fast and full of energy. It has the same appeal as most extreme metal genres.
>>72854297
>it's the worst parts of punk taken to the extreme
>>72854226
It's deathcore for people who won't admit they like deathcore.
>>72854305
>>72854314
Are shitty production and sore throat vocalists a prerequisite?
>>72854226
introductory snare hits
blasty blast
chrrrr bjrrrrrr wuuuu
roar growl scream shout
mosh part
dzbuuuu lwuuuu ieeeee
something about animal rights or memes
over in under a minute
>>72854334
You not being a nu-male is also a prerequisite
>>72854314
are you the same person that said that crust and powerviolence are the same?
>>72854334
>having listened to this few grindcore bands
It's like you listened to the Napalm Death debut and called it a fucking day.
>>72854432
I'm glad people know me here better than I do.
Post your week, rec/rate
>>72854226
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9CnBw8N1NM&list=PL01312D94E7A1B663
Similar bands to Atrocity? I really like this shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOXNh_Xd8h8
Metal music seems to be an artistic cage.
What was the last album that gave you a feeling "shit, I never heard anything like this in the genre" and was sounding interesting?
>>72854696
>>72854674
Early Atrocity? Any first wave tech death band
>>72854696
>artistic cage.
I think you mean autistic rage
>>72854696
>>72854696
serious asnwer too
>>72854731
lol
>>72854755
>Helloween riffs with kawaii ~uguu vocals
>>72854696
Never heard anything quite so shit.
>>72854696
>>72854696
this one album that I like
I love Infant Annihilator!
>>72855208
t. Infant Annihilator
Where do I start with Crust Punk lads?
>>72855281
In battle there is no law
>>72855300
no
>>72855281
pic related
>>72855281
>>72855281
if you want to go historically then Discharge - Hear Nothing, See Nothing, Say Nothing
if not then try out:
Wolfpack - Allday Hell (or) Lycanthro Punk
Skitsystem - Enkel Resa Till Rännstenen
Disfear - Live The Storm
Doom - Double Peel Sessions
Disrupt - Unrest (if you want things more gridy)
this >>72855367 is good too
if i kill myself, who will listen to all the black metal?
>>72855753
well most certainly not you because you will be dead
>>72855753
nu-males would and do
>>72854521
+++Best death album, pünkthone, ausdeath, mercyful fate
Good taste
>>72855797
>you just know
King ov Hell is Ghaal's bottom bitch and Abbath is too autistic for something as dumb as sex
>>72855835
+++Holocaust, Accept, Angel Witch and Black Sabbath
Nice taste here aswel
ded
>>72855281
Skaven's 30-min-long discography.
what the fuck
>>72853760
BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
>>72857081
wew lad
>>72855281
TRAGEDY
>>72857081
It legitimately just now dawned on me that it means Wrong 1 (one) 2 (to) Fuck With
>>72857094
THERE HAS TO BE
SOMEONE KILLED
>>72857139
>>72857139
Bless you
>>72857139
"legitimately" means "rightfully", not "genuinely", lad.
>>72857169
That's not a legitimate opinion
>>72857169
legitimately means this
Thoughts?
Lot of southern sludge influence in this
>>72857081
>wrong twelve fuck with
what did they mean by this?
>>72857205
Illegitimate
>>72857205
not very legitimate
>>72857224
It's one of those mistranslted engrish shirts sold in Laos or somewhere like that. They tried to translate a laotian phrase that roughly translates to "I'm 12, I cannot give consent".
>>72857253
o i am laffin
>>72857253
comedy gold
>>72857253
post some sludgewave u fukken nerds
>>72857370
describe it
This exterminates the extremecuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXyZH8f_w-M
>>72857370
No one has ever posted sludgewave in here that isnt black tongue or traitors.
>>72857467
Rock blows. How bout you listen to some OSDM instead f@m
>>72857370
>sludgewave
worst wave
what the FUCk is sludgewave
>>72857406
kek'd
>>72854270
this
Fuck the (((devil)))! Jesus is the way!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qGLRXgoj7I
>>72853397
/thread
>>72853280
wot?
YOU DEAD WHOOOOOOORE
>>72854521
+death
+++merciless
+++darkthrone
+sadistik
++nuclear death
+++abhorrence
+++death strike
+++ cianide
+++mercyful fate
+++possessed
patrician/10
>>72857818
Power Trip is a meatl band
and I have a Power Trip(code)
its a very nuanced and sophisticated joke
>>72858066
wot
>>72858058
>>72854521
Real ass nibbas here
>>72855835
Not bad dood
Opinions on this band?
>>72857792
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H6DOjAjf2Y
>not posting the best Christian Metal band ever
pleb
>metal with gregorian/orthodox chants
such thing exists?
>>72858200
It does but it sucks
>>72858200
memetushkha
>>72858140
One of the earliest meme bands
>>72858140
hanging in the balance > masterpeace > blessing in disguise > s/t > the dark > the human factor > red skies
excellent and dependable
>>72858140
it's overrated af
>>72858289
Kek, really?
They are coming into my country in a couple months, and trying to get into them. I alraedy own the s/t , and getting more and more into them.
Great US metal similar to Sanctuary
ÖOGH
GIVE ME GASOLINE
OR GIVE ME DEATH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q13J4jjmNmo
>>72858391
>really?
Yeah man they formed in 1980
>>72858403
Why is the act of asking for gasoline such a universal thing in music?
>>72858425
Oh, thats what you mean.
I thought you meant this band was a meme on /mu/ like Vektor
>>72858466
that too
>>72858403
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3olAOI8RK8
>mayhemic speed anarchy
>ÖÖAGH!
what did they mean by this?
>>72855281
Darktrhone latest stuff if you like it mixed with some speed / black metal
And here is my personal favorite Crust album (don't have a huge experince on this genre tho)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nzcdcRJK6Y
>>72852661
It's not really a questions without the proper punctuation mark denoting it so, is it?
>>72855835
>Holocaust
Nice friendo. I'm actually friend with their manager
Also, is anvil the biggest meme band ever?
>>72852575
Is Opeth normie shit
>>72858707
thoroughly
>>72858707
My friend loves them and she otherwise listens to stuff like Doors, Nirvana and such, so yea
>>72858518
>tfw have a kick ass speed metal symbol shirt exactly as your picture
>tfw i'm afraid to wear it on public because normies will think I'm a nazi, and I'll get lynched
JUST
also, here are some kick ass speed metal tunes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35222273_hE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRGiHI-CLiA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ca5xWOla_M
>the only extreme metal bands i like are at the gates, edge of sanity and in flames
am i a nu-male?
>>72858806
Nigger do you even speed metal?
Normies can't lynch you if you drive faster than them.
>>72858888
possibly
What's your favorite Pantera album?
>>72858888
yes
>>72858931
Power metal is my favourite
>>72858975
you aren't a nu-male then
>>72858975
you are a certified nu-male. congratulations
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6YtxShx-d0
RIP
>>72852575
>>72859058
This meme still isn't funny
Going to see Metallica tomorrow, it's my first metal show, what should I expect? Oh yeah, I have snake pit tickets.
>>72859058
yeah
that's pretty much superior metal taste right there
>>72859058
wait a minute... i'm not 23!
>>72859098
old men
sell your tickets and go to the nearest pizzathrash show near you instead
>>72859098
should probably expect snakes then
>>72858975
Confirmed nu male, the Great Southern Trendkill is the correct answer.
>>72859152
the great southern trendkill is basically Slipknot but less fun
>>72859152
Trick question, liking Pantera at all makes you a nu-male
>>72859167
t. nu-malest of nu-males
>>72859167
Nah, later Pantera is nu-male repellent tough guy metal
>>72859189
t. butthurt numale
>>72859163
Slipknot is never fun except when they have dank record scratching.
>>72859189
hey that's my phrase!
>>72859206
tough guys don't listen to tough guy metal anymore, only nu-metals trying to pass undetected or those trying to "appropriate" it in the same rebellious way black people made the word nigger theirs to nullify its effect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1z8gK_KeEIM
This is some serious KINO, how did I knot now about this before yesterday?
>liking Pantera
>>72859058
I feel old
>liking anything post-power metal pantera
kys nu-males
>>72859313
>liking Pantera at all
you are not fooling me nu-male
Dubs decides what album he's putting on
>listens to speed metal once
>>72854343
What is Cattle Decapitation Alex?
>>72859342
Did THE GREAT KAT write this?
>>72859332
WHo is this nu male faggot?
wtf i love pantera now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxXmodWTGJ0
Hey guys David DiSanto here
AMA
>>72859429
why did everyone else fuck off from your band and who are you gonna replace them with?
>>72859332
Alien Deviant Circus - Ananta Abhâva
Rate my shirt :DDD
>>72859342
Is this also the guy who was selling an Ibanez, saying DON'T PLAY SHOEGAZE WITH THIS GUITAR or something like that
>>72859487
ebin /10
>>72859257
US ROTNS TOUR WHEN
>>72859462
They just fucked off because they felt like it though I suspect that Terminal Redux was too much for them. Luckily I'm working people on replacing them though, hopefully the next I'll get the next project finished by 2019, I'm even thinking of incorporating new genres for the next project. Maybe I'll even get the help of some notable people in the metal community.
>>72859609
can I play bass in your band dave
>>72859609
new genres?
Alright /meal/, give me your best norwegian death metal. So far, I've only got Molested, Cadaver and Mortem. Darkthrone's debut too.
>>72859609
Dave why do you have such a baby face?
>>72859657
>Cadaver
>Darkthrone
>Molested
You've pretty much got it covered. Should have posted their debut, though, as In Pains isn't strictly dm
>>72859641
I wouldn't consider it but I do wish you luck on finding some friends which whom you can play with, finding/forming a metal band isn't easy.
>>72859643
Maybe introducing blackgaze, adding electronic instrumenstation and maybe even introduce some atmospheric riffing, I'm not sure if I'll do this, but I am considering it, I've always wanted to make something that sounds more ''spacial'' and ''astral''.
>>72859682
Genetics
>>72859935
>Maybe introducing blackgaze, adding electronic instrumenstation and maybe even introduce some atmospheric riffing, I'm not sure if I'll do this, but I am considering it, I've always wanted to make something that sounds more ''spacial'' and ''astral''.
>>72852575
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1fC-fYHXbg
>metal
>>72860200
Are you just gonna post that in every single general we have
I just want to say these captchas offer the best band/album/song names ever. Previous post was "Yaringa, Stop", and now "Extra Place"
babymetal and ghost are literally the same band, prove me wrong
>>72860413
It's just funny because of that one time when that person called it toilet trash. I think he reported it, because the version I posted got removed from youtube.
>>72854696
What are some good non-metal albums by metal artists? Pic related
>>72861117
Why get the great value version when you can get the original
>>72860959
>nu-gaze
>"never heard anything like this"
>>72861150
I actually haven't listened to Ulver's early stuff, I'll check this out
>>72861199
>haven't listened to Ulver's early stuff
Then listen to Bergtatt first, then Kveldssanger and finally Nattens Madrigal
>>72861085
>love gingers
>love black girls
>never thought a combination of the two would be possible
w-what is happening to me??
>>72859342
based
About to go see Shining, what should i expect /meal/?
>>72861085
degeneracy is not welcome here
>>72862014
Most probably Shining playing on stage.
>>72861171
idk
The album has this bitter sweet sensation that just grabs you.
I imagine that if you ask Lucifer what he misses most of heaven, the result will be of a similar vibe to this album
>>72862014
Kvarforth being an edgelord
>>72861117
Does it count if it's just one member of a metal band?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLMbFoYzXgY
FIGHT OR YIELD ON THE FIELD
hey, this is alright
>>72862072
nigga that was gay as fuck
>>72862117
Just as gay as your mom loves dick
>>72862144
>>72862144
>Just as gay as your mom loves dick
>>72862144
lmao got em
>>72862174
>>72862183
>>72862189
dicks are gay and anyone who sucks them are gay
literally third grade knowledge morons
>>72862205
does having a dick make you gay?
>>72862205
so you're saying your mom is gay
what other bands have those slow sludgy hook riffs that mastodon is so good at? the end of blasteroid, the chorus of tread lightly.. shit like that
guys
nu-djentgaze
what would it sound like?
>>72862580
Mose Giganticus
>>72862634
bad
>>72862658
yeah but what would the lyrics be?
>>72862634
pretty much like Asking Alexandria
>>72862680
every song would be about prepping the bull
>>72862651
I don't know about them. gift horse seems okay but the two albums before that one are weird
>>72862634
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ETSGsgRQ44
>>72861218
fuck that, just listen to nattens madrigal 3 times
>>72863120
Yeah that makes perfect sense innit
(also Bergtatt > Nattens overall, and that coming from someone who thinks both are amongst the top 10 of the entire style)
Does Ulver prove that there is a difference between hipster and nu-male?
>>72863232
No, their listeners do
>>72863232
ulver proves that ulver fans are nu-males
>>72863187
bergtatt makes me want to fall asleep after the first 2 songs
>>72863309
Yeah it's a great album
Bergtatt is the most overrated bm album ever made.
No, it's not TH or HLTO or any of the other big names, they get their share of detractors.
>>72863438
>Bergtatt is the most overrated bm album ever made.
newfag detected
>>72863438
>Bergtatt is the most overrated bm album ever made
you have no idea what you're talking about
>>72863547
Why, do you not consider it black metal?
>>72863539
Been in the game longer than u, buttboy
>>72863557
2/10
>>72863539
>>72863547
It's pretty overrated and is often consider "one of the best BM albums ever" like Filosofem, In the Nightside Eclipse, At the Heart of Winter, Storm of the Light's Bane, Blood Fire Death, A Blaze in the Northern Sky, De mysteriis dom Sathanas, The Voice of Steel, Fas – Ite, maledicti, in ignem aeternum, Sunbather, the list goes on...
>>72863586
>often consider "one of the best BM albums ever" like[...]
That's because it is. Sorry you can't meme the albums you can't get into.
>>72863232
Ulver isn't hipster, nor nu male.
>>72863586
We get it, you're a cool, against-the-grain contrarian. You can't change facts with your shitty opinions, though.
>>72863620
90% of their fanbase is, though, let's not kid eachother
>>72859058
>23
listened to all those bands at the age of 17
>>72863619
>>72863620
>>72863636
>Ulver
>>72863643
edgy as fuck
>>72863636
fan base =/= band
>>72863652
Nattens Madrigal is everything BUT nu male.
>>72863677
>fan base =/= band
That's what I said
>>72863652
Oooooooh boy you wrecked us oooooooh!!
what genre is the doom 2016 ost
>>72863677
>atmoshit
>anything BUT nu-male
>>72863698
doot-core
>>72863698
doom
>>72863707
I prefer riffs, but when atmo is good it's good.
>>72863697
You did.
You guys are really obsessed with all this nu-male shit. Why is it so important for you?
>>72863727
WHIMPS AND POSERS LEAVE THE HALL!
>>72863698
djent
>>72863575
Cmon it's not that bad of a record, I'd give it a 6/10 at least. Just not the untouchable avant black masterpiece people make it out to be.
>>72863586
Even insanely championed albums like SMRC have attracted a few naysayers. Classics like DMDS and TH bait unfounded criticism from newfags every day. But Bergtatt is basically easy-listening black metal, and has a constant influx of fans who think it's the best thing ever.
>>72863727
>I want all metal bands to be like this
>>72863727
it's a meme that should've ended a long time ago
>>72863740
I like both Manowar and Ulver, what am I?
>>72863800
an insecure bitch
>>72863800
easily amused
>>72863775
yes please
at least, i want them all to be as enthusiastic about it as gloryhammer is though
>>72863800
A well adjusted non-meme loving fuck who actually likes metal
basically 1% of this thread
You're like the one guy on /v/ who actually likes video games or the one guy on /tv/ who actually like movies
Basically, you're the hero we need but don't deserve
based anon
>>72863772
>who think it's the best thing ever.
Because it is
>>72863772
>Cmon it's not that bad of a record
>lol i use ur meem aganst u xD
>>72863800
>>72863840
gamesaf
>>72863961
2/10 argument
>>72863986
What can I say? A 2/10 opinion deserves a 2/10 argument
Shut the hell up and post metal you fags
>>72864060
metal isn't cool anymore. my housemates say i'm cringey because I listen to it
>>72864196
your housemates are fags, and you're a fag for caring if it's cool or not
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AStehf4j6LQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05FrWBYBMgU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pn88fmygXuc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNPgAQhwSts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rra0htPYO94
Haha fags
>>72863539
>>72863547
Bergtatt is fucking overrated and if you deny this fact, you probably get all of your black metal from pitchfork and anthony fantano anyway
I'm kind of burnt out on metal because it's the only genre I listen to, what other genres does /metal/ listen to?
>>72864262
no you don't understand they all get way more pussy than me and seem much happier with their lives
>>72864654
the problem is you then
not metal
get fit cuck
>>72864647
hard rock, prog rock, dungeon synth and synthwave
>>72864647
Baroque/classical, Math Rock and Prog Rock.
Is there anything Rob Darken can't do?
>puts out insanely good BM
>puts out insanely good viking metal
>puts out insanely good ambient stuff
>has a qt gf
>is smarter than Varg
>>72864731
>is smarter than Varg
not much of an achievement
TAKE ME DOWN ALLEYS WHERE THE MURDERS ARE DONE
N E W T H R E A D
>>72864766
>>72864766
>>72864766
>>72864766
>>72864766