/metal/

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This is the very last thread concluding the /metal/ general because I said so.

Metal is an absolute shit genre and a complete waste of time. In the realm of music, it has no place. Metal has more to do with edgy nihilism and fashion than music. I have listened to the discographies of hundreds of bands very well received by numerous metal communities and only a very select few songs stand out and these songs are almost always straight up heavy metal. Subgenres are worthless. Gimmicks like adding keyboards, a third guitarist, two vocalists (especially a male and female vocalist) are worthless. Metal is no longer relevant, even in Europe. Even in countries that are noted for having a large fanbase of metal listening to internet radio, these surveys show that the most popular metal radio stations are straight up heavy metal with no black, death, doom or any other extreme metal bullshit. A close exception is symphonic metal for Finland and Mexico, but there is not a strong enough correlation to say with at least 95% accuracy that symphonic metal is more popular than say, the ubiquitous “Latin American” radio in Mexico and “Eurodance” for Finland.

>tl;dr metal is bad and you should feel bad for listening to it

pic related: all these wasted years of listening to utter trash and I will NEVER, EVER get those years back

fuck you

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PÄÄSTÄKÄÄ MINUT

>>72840742
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InejEs6tI3k

>>72840750
>saves a pic of somebody else's library
>writes up an epic bait post

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>>72840750
Nice opinion, pal

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Why is Gaahlgoroth so shitty but Trelldom is GOAT?
I blame that faggot King

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>>72840913
Leave the hall

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>>72841053

>>72840750
that is one feeble library

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>get home from work
>/meal/ is always dead
EVERY
FUCKING
TIME

>>72841285
Is it mostly Americans who post in /metal/? Where the Eurofags at? This is Eurohours after all.

>>72841321
>8 am
>eurohours

only if they're fucking losers who sleep all day like me

>try to listen album 2 years ago
>sounds absolutely horrible
>listen to it again
>absolutely best thing ever
what's the psychology behind this?

>>72841403
in 2 years you can change a lot

also sometimes albums don't click with me the first listen

is molotov /meal/

>>72841403
your standards for what makes good music change

>>72841523
yeah but how do they change in the first place, is there some sort of brainwashing that occurs during the transition process?

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>>72840780
TULEN VALTAKUNNASTA

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I've been trying to get into metal and pic related shows some of the albums I've particularly liked so far (I'm aware it's all very entry-level). Can anyone give any recommendations based on these? Thanks.

>>72841565
VEREN VALTAAAAAAAAAAN

>>72841612
>liturgy
wew lad

>>72841612
congratz you've been on the rym charts a lot i see

>>72841547
>s there some sort of brainwashing that occurs during the transition process
If any type change in opinion = brainwashing, sure

>>72841750
Yeah :/ That's kind of why I'm asking here, I want to be able to get more than just a shallow knowledge of the sub genres I like (mainly tech death, osdm, and black)

>>72841565
>>72840780

How come their newest album was so much harder to listen to? Am I just too casual?

>>72841776
taste is not an opinion

>>72841857
If you're just getting into metal recs are kinda redundant because there's still a ton of surface level stuff you need to check out

>>72841864
It's just as good as most of their stuff

more like Silencer - Death - Pierce Me

>>72841994
Okay, thanks for letting me know. I'll bear that in mind and just stick with the classics for now

>>72840750
fpbp

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Who else /manowarrior/ here?

>>72841857
Death:
Asphyx, Suffocation, Spawn of Possession, Dragged Into Sunlight, The Black Dahlia Murder

Black:
Satyricon, Peste Noire, Kvist, Celtic Frost, Hellhammer, Thorns, Bathory, Sacramentum

Other:
Melvins, Acid Bath, Pig Destroyer, Rotten Sound, Weekend Nachos

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>>72840780
*INAUDIBLE FINISH FURRY SCREAMING*

>>72840742
>Europe
that better be a joke

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Does /metal/ like Soundgarden? Chris was hell of a singer

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>>72842321
Europe are metal just not tryhard edgy Extreme cuck metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNQHmpb2prk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_IlWunU6ac
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-e82PK8wfM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CP3W3QmCQeU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaUPrfIMpyw

>>72842337
Currently listening to this. Probably their best IMO. Jesus Christ Pose, Slaves & Bulldozers, Searching With My Good Eye Closed, and Drawing Flies are godly tracks. Really encapsulates that dreary 90's grungy pessimism

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>>72842337
>NOW I KNOW WHY YOU BEEN TAKEN
>NOW I KNOW WHY YOU BEEN TAKEN
>NOW I KNOW WHY YOU BEEN TAKEN

>>72840750
The final redpill

>>72841612
>I'm aware it's all very entry-level
I mean, most of that isn't even entry-level, just straight up RYM-core. Entry-level would be Metallica (sure, you have one album there), Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath, Judas Priest, Motörhead, Dio and things like that. You've basically skipped most if not all of the entry-level essentials and moved straight to the "cool kid" territory. A chart like that will probably allow you to fit in on RYM and /mu/ but be aware that you've missed out on a lot of bands.

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Fifth consecutive masterwork incoming.

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How do glamfags rate this album?

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New Carpathian Forest album next year.
I've waited over 10 fucking years for their new album but kind of bummed that it's pretty much an all new lineup minus Nattefrost.
https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/community_feed/carpathian_forest_reunited_new_album_announced.html

>>72843832
a solid 8 out of 10

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Long shot here but does anyone know any German record labels/distros selling this book? I'm trying to find one that had a lot of books for sale and I just cant find it again.

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is Stanne our guy?

>>72843798
Gorgeous cover. August can't come to soon.

>tfw they won't visit my cunt during their EU tour

>>72843798
Hot damn yes. Something to look forward to.

>>72840750
>wintersun
(You)

>>72840750
Sword! Haha. Gods of the Earth is a great album to spark up to with a friend after work. Calm down, being this tight-assed about music defeats the whole point.

Where do you download albums from?

>>72840750
Wait so you wasted all this time listening to music you didn't like and are now ranting?

>>72843798
>I believe that with this album we more accurately define as a rock band than a metal band

DROPPED

DROPPED

DROPPED

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Name a better power metal album from the last decade

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>>72841053
L M A O
M
A
O

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>18-streak of top tier GORE songs: The Album.

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>>72845693
Regurgitate are da bomb!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=894guorIA6A

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Can we agree Dokken was the best of the glam bands.

Though personally I consider them heavy metal.

>>72845835
>best glam band wasn't even glam
really made me think

>>72845835
It's either them or Quiet Riot.

>>72845340
On the spectrum of cheese metal, Gloryhammer are pasturized American slices

>>72846081
so not even cheese then?

>>72845835
They're my favourite for sure

>>72846093
Yup, but more specifically, fake and inauthentic

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>>72845807
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHUo9iN6rbo

Why the fuck did Khan leave. The band is utter garbage nowdays.

>>72845808
perfection.

>>72845808
>dat FAT guitar sound
>dem vocals
GORE.

>>72846349
RULES.

Post trad. doom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5JMo8K91Qg

>>72846556
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iu3XcULf_E

>>72846556
Is there any traditional doom metal that doesn't sound like Black Sabbath 2.0? I've listened to Pagan Altar, Pentagram, Saint Vitus, Witchfinder General and probably some other bands too and I'm beginning to lose all hope. I feel like traditional doom is just "We try our best to sound exactly like classic Black Sabbath: the genre".

>>72846593
>why do traditional doom bands sound like traditional doom?

>>72846624
Belonging to the same genre doesn't mean that they all have to sound exactly like the same band. Not all traditional power metal bands sound like Keeper-era Helloween, and not all traditional black metal bands sound like Under a Funeral Moon Darkthrone (although there are A LOT of ripoffs) so I'd really like to hear some trad doom that isn't just parroting Master of Reality if possible.

>>72846593
Is there any speed/thrash metal that doesn't sound like Motorhead 2.0? I've listened to Speedböozer, Speedwolf, War ripper, MIDNIGHT and probably some other bands too and I'm beginning to lose all hope. I feel like traditional doom is just "We try our best to sound exactly like classic Motorhead: the genre".

>>72846709
Fine, check out Trouble and Krux I guess

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>>72846733
>I feel like traditional doom is just "We try our best to sound exactly like classic Motorhead: the genre"

>>72846733
You fucked up m8

>>72846751
>>72846759
well fuck me i guess

>>72846709
All the trad. doom bands you listed sound as different as your power and black metal bands.

>>72846733
>>72846751
>>72846759
>>72846751
Are there doom-motorhead bands with Lemmy vocals?

>>72846778
High on Fire?

>>72846793
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZlgBRokTCg
too fast for doom, I guess.

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>>72841857
>>72841612

>>72841864
I found it their most accessible

John Arch is too good for this world

Does industrial death metal exist? Does it have anything worth listening to?

Inb4 Fear Factory.

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>>72846914

>>72846914
Meathook Seed - Embedded
Dead World - Thanatos Descends
Bleed - Womb
stuff by The Amenta, but I never really found them that interesting

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you just KNOW

>>72846843
>the essentials are for nu-males
I love how this b8 literally just calls metal a nu-male genre, it's actually kind of a clever way about it

>>72847094
t. nu-male

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>>72847127

>>72847062
>Meathook Seed - Embedded
nigga that's plain industrial

>>72847094
What is your definition of clever?

>>72847192
it does have a slight death metal tinge tho. Plus its an underrated album, I wanted to shill it.

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>>72847278
Any of the slower, heavier cousins of Napalm Death are underrated, I'll give you that

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>>72846914
I think this counts

>>72847310
>that time the guy from Sick of it All and Shane Embury made an industrial album

only in the 90s

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>>72846914
more deathgrind/cybergrind but whatever

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>>72846914
>Industrial Death Metal
DEVS VULT

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Are there any black metal albums with riffs comparable to this?

>>72846914
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxI_WyeFrWM

This is all you need to hear.

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>>72847484
>implying that album is black metal
Yeah, Minas Tirith, except they pick up the pace and don't forget about the bass (warning, drunken Kobian on vocal duties)

>>72847571
Well, I was hoping to find something like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYxnIEWbp9s

But this is industrial black, and I thought there can be industrial death with similar slow mechanical vibe.

>>72847663
>>implying that album is black metal
What

http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Ophthalamia/4874
>Genre: Black Metal
http://rateyourmusic.com/release/album/ophthalamia/a_journey_in_darkness/
>Genres: Melodic Black Metal, Doom Metal
https://www.last.fm/music/Ophthalamia/A+Journey+in+Darkness
>Two top tags: black metal, melodic black metal
https://www.discogs.com/Ophthalamia-A-Journey-In-Darkness/master/225053
>Black Metal, Doom Metal

I swear this was the last time I put so much effort into replying to a bait.

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>>72847678
>death metal
>slow
just listen to regular industrial then

>>72847824
>these shitty sites' tags tell me they're black metal so I must obey them
Best of luck in life

>>72847824
>replying to a bait.
He's right, though. The only thing black metal about Ophthalamia is the vocals and one (1) Mayhem cover. Otherwise they're a sort of technical-ish avant-doom band

>>72847845
>Band is playing black metal and is rightfully tagged as black metal literally everywhere
>"Yeah, everyone else is wrong and I'm right because I say so"
Whatever (You) say friend

>>72845685
>1.26 TB of mostly shit

>>72847894
okeydokeyroo champion

>>72847845
>regular industrial

It's not deathly enough.

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>>72847907
Listen to early Pitchshifter

>>72847894
Point out the black metal elements in their music

>>72847678
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hckWg8x630M

>>72848027
>synths and shit-tier thrash

Thats it, for the span of the next month I will listen to the whole nu-male chart in the hopes that I can grow a beard

>>72848067
You will develop a bald spot, though, be warned

https://soundcloud.com/jun-qream/rinjin

ya'll fuck with hardcore

>>72848067
>>72848092
And a penchant for getting pegged by thick, fishmouthed feminists with buddy holly glasses

>usbm blows

think again

https://soundcloud.com/invictusproductions/crurifragium-stigmata-excruciation

>>72848249
>think again
Ok
Nah still sucks

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>>72848043

>>72848359
Sorry I hurt your feelings, Al

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>>72842337
hey guys guess who died

>>72840750
>I forced myself to do something I abhor for years
You clearly don't understand metal :-(

>>72841285
lol
poop gorilla

>>72841403
Music appreciation is most often broken down into "the more you listen, the more you understand" (which is largely a bullshit statement to be honest), but woah maaan there's so much more to it. The more you progress/regress as a person, the more you catch onto things, you change your perspective on pretty much everything. Your attention span changes, the pleasure centers in your brain start reacting to different things, you're less of a whiny little bitch. You start understanding things better.

On the downside, you have less patience for dispassionate autistic crap. You understand better why it's gay.

>>72841612
Somebody tried to troll you with this list and now you think it's your obligation to troll right back. That's not how it works!!!

Well, in any case, most of what you got there is not metal. My recommendation is to put Deathcrush on repeat for a day or two and if you survive, you won't need anything else anymore, problem solved.

>>72841857
these genres don't exist, associate less with the wikipedia generation, listen to metal more, get into fistfights.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYjkU52Ij8s

>>72842174
sometimes

>>72842797
The "pessimism" you're referring to is uniquely American disassociated boredom. Grunge is the soundtrack to warped priorities - being totes bummed out because they just don't get it while "your" government has a free leash to do whatever it wants about things that just don't quite interest you. The problem with post-WW2 USA is not the boogieman of imperialism (which is simply a natural state of things) but the hypocrisy of the masses that need their pussy lifestyles built on oversea blood justified by mental gymnastics. It's just too gay to bear.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANx2mk_qyh8

yankee gay faggot fucky you!!!!!

>>72844108

Darker Than Black.

>>72848705
no one is going to read your post

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The early Corrupred eps and splits are hugely superior to any of their full-lengths, prove me wrong

>>72848838
They're different. Early Corrupted is teh sludgiest sludge act this side of Sludgeland, and everything from their first LP onwards is a sort of ambient-heavy funeral doom with hints of sludge in the riffing. Different scratches for different itches. I will concede that their early works are more unique and they didn't suffer the fate of most bands that find a unique sound, which is to repeat it until it's done to death and then some. Why would anyone listen to Corrupted past 2002 is beyond me.

>>72848916
I also dont get why would you want to sit through 30 minute piano interludes to get to the sludge parts.

>tfw you look like a nu-male but you exclusively listen to osdm, death/thrash and war metal

>>72849269
nu-males need to excise their pent up cuckrage. Metal is the nu-male's music of choice for this purpose.

>>72849269
>>tfw you don't get all this nu-male shit because you live in an asshole of the world

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what is the best Buzzov•en album?

>>72849426
What's the shortest?

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>the atmospheric synth intro has the best riff in the whole album

>>72849484
kek, the lengths deter me too

>>72849508
No I just mean that their best work must be the one that features the least amount of their music

>>72848598
>aspergers version of Christian Bale an hero'd
what a shame

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>tfw everyone on my FB newsfeed wont shut up about "Chris Cornell"
>had to google him
>he's the guy that sings that shitty "black hole sun" song

soundgarden sucks, grunge sucks, FUCK OFF

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>72849589
>REEEEE
>>>reddit.com

>>72849589
>had to google him
This is an 18+ site

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>>72849550
well ya dun played me

>>72849616

i'm 26 years old. grunge is for

FAG
A
G
S

>>72848598
rememberin da classics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GiyhVHIiWo

>>72849648
delete this

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the phone call that saved metal

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>mfw I want to listen cheesy latin jazz and cha-cha instead of metal
metal for this feel?

>>72849616
To be fair, I don't know the names of 90% of the musicians involved in the original grunge scene, and I pretty much only listened to grunge when I was a teenager.

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>>72849746
circus-core

>>72849749
>Kurt Cobain
>Dave Grohl
>Chris Cornell
>Layne Staley
>Jerry Cantrell
>Eddie Vedder
>Andrew Wood
literally all you need to know

>>72849816
Right, I recognize four names

>>72849816

good god grunge fucking blows

>>72849843
yah

mudhoney was p cool tho

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>>72849816
Glam wins the long game

>>72849860
and Melvins were too good for grunge so we called them sludge

>>72849589
fuck off

Grunge is pretty shitty, but I'm a sucker for that late 80s/early 90s filthy punky rock sound taht some sludge, groove, stoner and even post-hardcore bands had going at the time in the english speaking world and germanic countries in general. What else from that time sounds like grunge but well done?

>>72849973
"Noise rock" probably.

>>72850037
I meant specifics. Of course I'm into noise rock, it's just that I can't think of many examples of noise rock that carries that sludgy attitude I'm looking for. Maybe stuff like Splintered and the australian scene of the late 80s, but the former is closer to the droney explorations of Skullflower and Loop, and the latter is, as is often the case with australian music, too campy.

>>72850077
try out Whores, Unsane, Rectal Hygienics, The Cutthroats 9, Wrong, Fudge Tunnel, stuff like that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vZOGjR86VI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqF1nyjCU8M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3x7PsNVBjEs

Lykathea Aflame are releasing a new album. Never forget that.

>>72850077
For noise rock that's extremely sludgy check this out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lh1G2zVt6d8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6CaCJUBnQ8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmIZ05TxBSo

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>>72850135
>Fudge Tunnel
Love that shit. I'll have to check the rest.

>>72850157
>Lykathea Aflame are releasing a new album.
Is it confirmed this time, or are you referencing the same 8 year old vague forum post we all have read?
>Brainbombs
Well I love that, so I'll check out the rest. The band's not exactly what I have in mind, though, but it can't hurt to listen to more 10/10 stuff like

DANNY WAS A STREET WHORE

BEGGIN AND BEGGING FOR MORE

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>>72840750
Live and let live

>>72850135
>>72850157
>Whores
>Rectal Hygienics
>Brainbombs
even this general has better taste in noise rock than the whole lot who frequent this garbage board

>>72850224
Brainbombs is my fucking shit and it only gives me a boner half of the time

>>72850077
Have you heard Kilslug?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWSr4NlPqEc

>>72850246
ya düd

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>>72850232
>tfw edgelord lyrics sung over chaotic guitar riffs with a T H I C C swedish accent

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>>72849973

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>>72849973
>>72850077
Silverfish rarely gets any recognition in this board

>>72850292
dont forget a random drunk attempting to play the sax
this riff doe:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oy7cWoAAFo
YOU DEAD WHORE!!!!!

>>72849958

lel get fucked faggot

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>>72849973
Do you mind the occasional grind mixed with your sweet sludgy grooves?

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Anyone here listen to Vanir? One of my favourite bands atm and really not as well known as they should be. Really hoping to see them live if they ever come around.

Best Brainbombs album ?

>>72850419
First three

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>drummer has the worst hair and makeup

>>72850448
>drummer has makeup

>>72850419
Obey is definitely the most notorious, but I tend to favor the songs on the first Singles Collection

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>>72850464
>band has a drummer

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>>72850497

>bands

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>tfw that perfect band you heard was in fact apart of a lucid dream

>>72850550
It was separated from it, at a distance?

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>>72849771
>not this

Pleb

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>>72840742
I don't know if pic related is even considered a metal album but if it is, it is the only decent one ever made. Enjoy your lifestyle, boys. In the meantime I'll be listening to real music.

>>72850628
unexpect is actually good

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Post yer weeks, lads.

>tfw I think I'm turning into a hipster

>>72850642
where were you when you realised that album is nu metal?

>>72850642
>safest post-hardcore ever aimed at white suburban kids
really makes you think

>>72850667
I only see two hipster albums there. Most everything else reeks of fedora.

>>72850678

>safe

Metalfag for "listenable"
>listenable

>>72850749
>listenable
numale for "inoffensive"

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>>72850642
>In the meantime I'll be listening to real music.

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>>72849589
>he doesn't like grunge

>>72850749
have you ever gotten out of your little comfort zone or is your life this astonishingly boring?

>>72849727
?

>>72849727
can someone give me a quick rundown on this guy?

>>72850642
Literally the most euphoric post I've ever seen on 4chan. Good job.

>>72850923
Get Ozzmosis, Ultimate Sin, Bark at the Moon, and Blizzard of Oz. Be skeptical about everything else. Some of it's genius, some of it's butt rock.

>>72850923
He's ozzy osburne, the original singer for Black Sabbath and performed in the classic 1970-1976 era that is widely considered the beginning of metal as a genre. He left after two shitty albums and was replaced by american Ronnie James Dio, who had a more operatic singign style and ended up being a big influence in power metal while his first two albums with the band presented a heavier, doomier edge to the then burgeoning NWOBHM sound, but that's another story.

Normies associate metal with punk for some reason. They confuse the two. Why is that? I guess they don't recognize palm muting when they hear it.

>>72850952
ahem
>>72840750

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>>72850667
+The Ruins of Beverast, Cultes des Ghoules
How's the new Beverast album by the way? I still haven't listened to it.

>>72850982
>Why is that?
Same reason they confuse mallcore with metal
>HUR LOUD GUITARS N SINGER SCRMEMING

Is Converge metal?

>>72851019
no and don't let anyone tell you otherwise

Is Boris metal?

>>72851003
>How's the new Beverast album by the way?
As boring and samey as their previous two

>>72840750
xD

>>72851042
sometimes

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My taste in metal mirrors my taste in porn: it's getting more and more extreme to the point where I can't even appreciate it unless it's edgy as fuck and as over the top as possible

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>>72851075
>watching porn

>>72851075
My taste in metal tends to be more accepting of vomit, feces and child porn as my taste in porn, but otherwise they're also pretty similar

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>>72840750
I consider this a shitpost, but I'll dissect it.

>Metal is an absolute shit genre and a complete waste of time. In the realm of music, it has no place.
Every genre has a place.

>Metal has more to do with edgy nihilism and fashion than music.
Said by a guy who doesn't read the lyrics.

>I have listened to the discographies of hundreds of bands very well received by numerous metal communities
"I listened to all the meme albums."

>Metal is no longer relevant, even in Europe. Even in countries that are noted for having a large fanbase of metal listening to internet radio, these surveys show that the most popular metal radio stations are straight up heavy metal with no black, death, doom or any other extreme metal bullshit.
1. >Extreme metal.
2. Who gives a shit about relevance?
3. Who gives a shit about popularity?

>>72851133
No one's going to read your post

>>72851146
You did, fag.

>>72851048
Epic

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Time for some contrarian opinions

This album pioneered the ultra slow stoner doom of bands like Sleep and Electric Wizard and funeral doom/death doom at the same time

>>72851075
What exactly is edgy porn? Stuff involving real rape and/or torture?

kek, i thought it was ruins of EverBast this whole time.

How many /metal/ band names can you pronounce?

>Watain
>Negura Bunget
>Drudkh
>Taake

Hard mode: how many song titles can you pronounce?

Nightmare: how much of either can you pronounce--and you're from the west?

>>72851151
What makes you think that?
>>72851175
I'm imagining the kind of BDSM where people actually bleed, some body horror stuff like prolapse and extreme fistfuckin and then some of those psychological abuse videos where they make the woman cry using only words

>>72851075
I relate to this

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>>72851172

>>72851175
I seen this dominatrix named Phoenix slap the shit out of this girl with her feet and then pull the girl's nipples between her toes. Then she smothered her in her bosom. Then she held her upside down and they did a standing 69. Phoenix said SHOULD YOU BE PUNISHED? And the girl nodded.

It was really mean, but I'm getting into lezdom lately.

>>72851201
>from the west
Spanish speaking people should have no problem pronouncing most of these

>>72851244
Bullshit. How do you pronounce them? I want YOU to tell me.

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>>72851201
>get Ukrianian NSBM gf
>she won't go down on me unless I can perfectly pronounce all of Nokturnal Mortum early song titles and lyrics

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>>72851210
you might appreciate:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4faZ6pFvz4Q

>>72851255
I just google how they're supposed to be pronounced, and proceed to pronounce them like that from then on. Is it so hard to move your mouth and pronounce sounds?

>>72851172
The influence pretty damn obvious if you listen to Electric Wizard's self titled
hell even the slbum cover is in Cathedral's style

>>72851278
Tell me how to pronounce them. You can't. You fucking can't.

>>72851282
Yeah, but it seems to me they took more influence from the Ethereal Mirror. They're playing way too fast to be influenced by Forest[...]

>>72851210
>some of those psychological abuse videos where they make the woman cry using only words
Okay, I'm slightly interested...

>>72851295
>wah tane
>negoora boonjet
>drooth
>toke

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>>72851330
>>negoora boonjet
>>drooth
>>toke
>>toke
>>toke
>>toke

Def leppard jangle guitars with black metal vocals

>>72851370
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwIExpQEX9g&t=1m8s

https://translate.google.co.uk/?um=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&client=tw-ob#en/no/fog

>>72851201
>va-tane
>neg-oo-rah bun-gaet
>drood
>tah-kuh

>>72851406
>soft spoken numale

>>72851256
kek

>>72851295
güatain
negura bunjet
drud-je
taàque

>>72851370
>Acts like a know-it-all smartass
>Doesn't know that Taake is just an alternate spelling for Tåke since in Norway aa = å and å is pronounced like o

This works with song titles too, for example Maaneskyggens slave = Måneskyggens slave, En ring til aa herske = En ring til å herske etc.

>>72851477
>butbane
>nebooga bungit
>drukqs
>tch

>>72851500
>drukqs
i lold

>>72851498
You're pronouncing it wrong, you fucking faggot. That's all there is to it.

>>72851520
t. illiterate retard

>>72851520
I'm not even the guy you replied to with your euphoric reaction image but I'm pretty sure you're still wrong.

>>72851528
It's more "tok-k" really

>>72851537
t. numale

>>72851520
You can clearly hear Vikernes shriek the word in Inn I Slottet Fra Drommen

>>72851498
>å is pronounced like o
not in Norwegian you double nigger

>>72851567
It's a mid point between o and a

>>72841403
It's called growing up, dumbass.
Same reason you don't like Link in Park anymore.

>>72851558
UT FRA
TÅKEEEEEEH

Anything else similar to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTKfWnXCAwg

>>72851580
So it's "Taw-kae"

>>72851587
You don't grow out of music. It's an illusion cause by hormones. Powerviolence is not a genre.

https://translate.google.com/#auto/en/t%C3%A5ke

>>72851614
honestly, Tyr and Headless Cross by Black Sabbath. Yngwie Malmsteen.

>>72851649
>some other anon is actually familiar with Martin-era Black Sabbath
huh

This kills the extremecuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62GNQ1h-W14

>>72851659
Not the same guy, but I own only two Black Sabbath albums and they are Tyr and Dehumanizer. I might very well be the only person on the planet with a Sabbath album collection like this.

>>72851659
Yeah man, no one in this board is aware of that shit era of Sabbath save you and that other faggot. How special of you two. You should go out.

>>72851659
Yeah, I put them in my rotation a couple weeks ago...they're not that bad.

>>72851649
I already know about martin era black sabbath

>>72851667
good choice
THOSE ANCIENT SOLDIERS WITH AWESOME FACES

>>72851667
and gives birth to the glamcuck

>>72841612
You've been memed hard, son
I suggest you start anew, and from the true entry level classics, like >>72841612 said

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>>72851735
>you're wrong man, you should do as you say

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All this talk about pronunciations makes me wonder why some Norwegian guy doesn't just pronounce the words on Vocaroo so we could hear them. As a Finn I'd be very open to helping others with Finnish band/song/album names.

>>72851780
Because there already are a bunch of resources if you want to hear words pronounced
I mean look at >>72851642
All you have to do is click on the speaker thingy under the word

>>72851780
what's the point
dialects are different by region and would just cause more of a shitshow

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>realize that pre-1980 black sabbath aka cuckzzy era was fucking shit

>>72851839
>how to tell you're becoming a hipster in one simple step

>>72851811
wew, I didn't know that google translate pronounces even difficult words so well. It's actually better at pronouncing than translating.

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>>72851839
>realize that classic black sabbath is 70s rock, not metal.

>have a big head
>have glorious metal hair
>can't get graduation cap on
metal for this feel?

>>72851905
this, i've always said that, ozzy black sabbath's is just psychedelic rock, even deep purple was more metal

>>72851780
Nobody cares though.

>what Finns think their language sounds like:
Vaka vanha Väinämöinen
itse tuon sanoiksi virkki:
"Näistäpä toki tulisi
kalanluinen kanteloinen,
kun oisi osoajata,
soiton luisen laatijata."
Kun ei toista tullutkana,
ei ollut osoajata,
soiton luisen laatijata,
vaka vanha Väinämöinen
itse loihe laatijaksi,
tekijäksi teentelihe.
>what Finnish actually sounds like:
SPÜRDO SBÄRDO BURDÖ BÖRDO BÄRDO BRÖLLO SPÄRDE HELVETE :DDDDDDDDDD

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>>72851905
>realize that only extreme metal is not rock

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>>72851839
>Realize that Born Again, Tyr and Dehumanizer are all better than any Ozzy-era Sabbath album
>Furthermore realize that these are actually the top 3 Black Sabbath albums

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>>72851957
>black sabbath
>psychedelic rock

>>72851960
>HELVETE
That would be helvetti in Finnish.

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>Realize that metal is djent

>>72848598
literally who

>>72851994
>HELBENIS
ftfy

>>72851994
*Suomi

>>72851422
>tah-kuh
it's toh-keh actually

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r8 my genres. i'm thinking about merging grind and death metal and thrash and regular metal.

>>72852160
what about killing yourself?

>>72852160
>r8 my genres
You didn't make any of those genres

>>72852195
the hell i didn't.

>>72852160
variety is the way to go!

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=at+the+door+to+the+tenth+suicide

What's your favorite Leviathan song?

>>72852160
>26 genres
nigger I have 603 genres just for "metal"

>>72852274
post

Best black sabbath song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyzksoDbC7E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suePX9XVZCE

What about some cheesy metal? I love this shit.

>>72852292
>Thrash Metal
>Thrash Metal/Crossover
>Thrash Metal/Crossover/Hardcore Punk
>Thrash Metal/Punk Rock
>Thrash/Death/Black Metal
>Thrash/Groove Metal
>Thrash/Heavy Metal
>Thrash/Power Metal
>Thrash/Speed Metal
>Thrash/Speed Metal/Crossover
and so on and so forth
*sniff*

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Fucking hate when a band chooses a shitty setlist. Testament played too much new material when I saw them live.

>>72852376
post your thrashpunk

>>72847900
dam...

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>>72852392
>modern testament

heavy metal?

>>72852392
>band creates tour promoting new album
>complain they play too much from their new album

>>72852376
>all these distinctions, but no pizza thrash

you had one job

>>72852441
in MY vagina?

>vektorposting and slamposting is leaking into /qa/
wew

>>72852369
Have some more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gts4hv99FVA

>>72852446
Almost every band that tours for a new record does two songs or three from that record, not fucking six. Plus Testament always plays more of their older material live, but decided for this tour to "stick to their guns" and play mostly modern Testament material.
>>72852440
This

>>72852494
I always knew vektor shitposters were weeboo neckbeards.

will you ever hear metallica play a blastbeat? megadeth?

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>>72852407

>>72852575
>>72852575
>>72852575
>>72852575

>>72852563
DUDE
imagine Kill em All, but punkier and with blasts

>>72845340
anything

>>72852585
so Show No Mercy?

>>72846593

>Pentagram sounds like sabath
>Pagan Altar sounds like sabbath
Next youre going to tell me Electric Wizard sounds like sabbath,

>>72852647
no blast beats. famalam.

>>72852554
faaxxx bih