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glam or death

Metal is for gays

>>72864798
>tfw no floofy high cut harem

>>72864812
>2017
>not realizing that gay the is superior sexuality
falling for womemes is the ultimate nu-male choice

u sux

ugh, metal is so cringe lol

glamfag here, have been listening to fascist marches the last few weeks. In back though to enlighten you with GLAM

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liking traps isn't gay

>>72864847
even though nu-males are exclusively straight, that does NOT make homosexuality OK.

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>>72864766
>dsbm
Pathetic desu.

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JUST WAKE UP
WAKE IT UP

>>72864918
>he isn't depressed and suicidal

>>72864952
>2017
>not taking the apathetic pill

>>72864918
Fuck you, Leviathan is great.
>>72864952
>being suicidal
Sort yourself out, clean your room and take care of your fire.
>>72864974
Fuck you.

>>72864974
>not taking the Costanza pill

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emofags GTFO
post FUN metal

>>72865024
Bleeding,jpg

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>>72865024

Well, this thread sure is off to a good start.

>>72865069
glam

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>>72865069
Never fucking reply to me again unless you are contributing to the thread

>>72865069
My ROTNS post was a Quality Post™ compared to most of that.
>>72865103
Don't claim my (You)s

>>72865024
>FUN metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daqFBzMN1G8

BLACK OR GO BACK

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This might very well be the worst image related to metal I've ever seen. How can a website be this shitty?

>tfw europeans woke up
/meal/ for this feel?

>>72865179
INVISIBLE KID
NEVER SEE WHAT HE DID
GOT STUCK WHERE HE HID
FALLEN THROUGH THE GRID
INVISIBLE KID
GOT A PLACE OF HIS OWN
WHERE HE'LL NEVER BE KNOWN
INWARD HE'S GROWN
INVISIBLE KID
LOCKED AWAY IN HIS BRAIN
FROM THE SHAME AND THE PAIN
WORLD DOWN THE DRAIN
INVISIBLE KID
SUSPICIOUS OF YOUR TOUCH
DON'T WANT NO CRUTCH
BUT IT'S ALL TOO MUCH

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I'm really digging this, if only it wasn't so badly produced.

>>72865179
>>72865208
im dieing
ist blisful
like dream
>I WANT TO DREAM
I WANT TO DREAM
>I WANT TO DREAM
I WANT TO DREAM
>I WANT TO DREAM
I WANT TO DREAM
>I WANT TO DREAM
I WANT TO DREAM
>I WANT TO DREAM
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Rank the autistic three
Imo id put it Russell>Scott>Jeff

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PÄÄSTÄKÄÄ MINUT

What is the best comeback album a band has made after a breakup?

>>72865179
That's pretty problematic of you, you know they're going to have to run a tabloid smear piece against your band now, right?

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>>72864766
Remember that time when Thurston Moore was in a black metal band?

>>72865356
I'd say that's the right order. Russell is an autistic motherfucker.

>>72865483
isn't that band still a thing

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>>72865179
>Sunbather
>Heavy

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Recommend me decent instrumental to get into

I've only listened to pic related and some Rob Zombie

>>72865604
G O D F L E S H
O
D
F
L
E
S
H

>>72865598
MA says they're split up

>>72865604
industrial you mean?
Godflesh, Fall of Because, Mysticum, Iperyt, P.H.O.B.O.S.

>>72865671
fuck i meant industrial lmao

thanks for the recs, i'll get into Godflesh's "Streetcleaner" as soon as I finish "All That You Fear"

>>72865604
Blacklodge
Skinny Puppy
Iperty
late 80's and early 90's Ministry

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us and (((them)))

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>>72864766
Daily manowar post

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>>72865747
o guys you're making my jimmies hard

>>72865747
>drum & bass metal

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Which one do I start with?

>>72865604
author & punisher is p. good and hasn't been mentioned yet

>>72866088
Insanity, Morpheus Descends and Pestilence
delete everything else

>>72865747
justin apparently has a really low regard for this album.... i just don't get it, thing fucking slays (as they say)

>>72866122
Ok.
No.

>>72866212
t. nu-male of the year

>>72866230
you know it

good eupm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIVwxpHiJGo

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Hello could somebody help me find more albums like this?
I've been listening to it non stop this week and it's the funniest album i've ever heard.

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>>72866516

>>72866539
Shit that album brings back a ton of good memories.
I've already listened to it though, sorry ):

Found some random funeral doom chart on rym consisting of 25 albums, checked all of them. What "heaviness" do they all talk about? Most of the list was just light-sounding garbage.

Do all these funeralists ever give a shit to how their music sounds like? Tired of disappointments.

>>72866622
GRANDMA!!

Accept is buttmetal

ALL HAIL THE SCHENKER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTN0EKfmEQs

>>72866783
Abigail!
>screeches super high about witches and shit

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>>72865844
Who did it better?

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Getting to see Batushka tonight

>>72866720
I think the point of funeral doom is for the music to sound sombre and mournful (ie like the feeling when you're at a funeral). So heaviness is in the atmosphere of the music rather than guitar tones. That being said I'm pretty into heavier fucked up shit, so listen to Tyranny, Wormphlegm and HELL.

>>72867312
my condolences
I hope next time a better band will visit your town

>>72867312
I'm really sorry for you anon

>>72867387
Lol, Tyranny, Catacombs and Wormphlegm albums were the only ones I liked from that list, but I was already familiar with them and this time just revised their material. I just don't understand why there are so few bands who care about real heaviness in their sound, no matter if its death doom or funeral doom.

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>tfw can't listen to extreme metal anymore

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>>72867518
>start listening to Black Sabbath, Judas Priest and Iron Maiden at age 13
>through middle school, high school and university, listen to dank memes and obscure literally whos, trade kvlt as fvck demos, attend festivals and collect zines
>am now 27
>mainly listen to Black Sabbath, Judas Priest and Iron Maiden now

>>72867707
is that you in the pic?

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>>72867737
Yeah but I used to be a Juggalo

>>72867801
Are you really going to be president in the future?

Anyone ever see Sunn 0))) thinking about picking up a ticket

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>>72867882
Yeah I see 'em every day

>>72867882
Seen them a couple of times, I highly recommend the experience. Quite singular, you won't have many other occasions to feel something similar.

Wolves in the Throne Room are playing next month in my town, should I pay for a ticket go to see them?

>>72868152
You'd have to pay me to go see them.

>>72866720
>DUDE HEAVINESS LMAO
FOAD

only nu-males listen to dsbm btw

Can Black Metal still be properly enjoyed during the summer part of the year?

>>72868377
winter - black
spring - trad/power
summer - death/thrash
autumn - doom/folk

>>72868377
no, i almost completely stop listening to bm during summer

>>72867312
pretty neat show when i saw them, it was around easter time too which added an extra layer to the whole schtick

Electric wizard is playing near me in august is it worth seeing, I looked up some live stuff but was kinda disappointed in there ability to transfer the heavyness of the records on stage? Should I go?

>>72868152
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>>72867882
yes

What's some good metal for

>tfw no gf

>>72868637
Leviathan

>>72868600
yes
i bought my tickets for newcy gig today can't wait

>>72868637
what's some good metal for

>tfw gf

>>72868750
post-avant atmoblackgaze
Give credit where it's due. nu-males know how to gf.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhGvmBdF2F0

>>72868902
what a fucking bad record.

where do I find this kind of slow and intense death metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3w71LSRm1v4

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>>72865604
B L A C K L O D G E

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CAST OUT OF A WOOORLD
ONCE WE OWNEEEEED

>>72869104
cianide, coffins, autopsy, incantation, the list goes on...

>>72869316
>the list goes on...
it actually stopped after that statement

Out, on this road, takes it's toll...

>>72869281
>dubstep black metal

>>72869519
GOING DOWN THE ONLY ROAD I'VE EVER KNOWN

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what the fuck is that thing? is it a gimp suit?

can anyone rec me some good metal albums from 2017?

Haven't heard anything metal I've liked yet, but that's mostly because I haven't heard much metal this year.

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>>72869769
https://risingnemesisrecords.bandcamp.com/album/atrocities-from-beyond

>>72869295
FOR THE LAST TIME
I WILL ASK YOU TO JOIN MY CAUSE

>>72869744
I love this album and I have no idea

>>72864798

Glam is hands down my favorite music genre.

Nothing else can compare it. It has that fuck you street attitude that no other genre has.

This song for example (the singer is also doing the vocals for a band that is popular here, Watchtower)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyZpZZsFyX4

Plus, dressing glam (big hair, skinny jeans, cowboys boots) and going into glam parties gets me lots of pussy

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Is he (and Pentagram) done?

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>>72869769
https://theflightofsleipnir.bandcamp.com/album/skadi

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Ulver looked like this?

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I need more like this

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Can anyone recommend me some good IronMaidencore/AtTheGatescore like Naglfar, Vinterland, Gates Of Ishtar, As Hope Dies, The Moaning, early Underoath?

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>do you like metal?
>"Yeah knocked loose is my fav band evar!! X3"

>>72870182

sweet, thanks

>>72870389
well memed dude xd

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Why is metal not as fun as it used to be?

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Is Iron Maiden a meme here like on the rest of /mu/?

>>72870778
why is it a meme?

also

>going outside of /meatl/

>>72870795
I just asked if it's the same here, anything related to Iron Maiden is laughed at right away anywhere else, but I rarely see them talked about here.

>>72870778
Number is one of their worst records and they haven't made anything worth listening to in over 20 years. Powerslave and s/t are their best records.

>>72870871
I agree that s/t and Powerslave are the best but you didn't quite answer my question, do people legitimately like them here or are they considered entry level trash?

>>72870389
Yeah, Knocked Loose is good, but they're not anything but beatdown hardcore.

>>72870947
>Knocked Loose is good
literally nu-male hardcore ala Refused

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OK BOY NOW HERE'S YOUR DEAL

>>72870848
Maiden is probably not discussed here often because its been done to death. But no, Maiden are not a meme here, but trashing Maiden is a meme

>>72870778
>>72870940
i like them. obviously they are entry level but i think they're great

also number of the beast is as good as any of their other first 7 albums

>>72865213
X Japan is great. Shame that there's quite a bit of '80s cheese in their music, I really detest that. But stuff like Kurenai and Rose of Pain are really good.

>>72871150
>Shame that there's quite a bit of '80s cheese in their music
Leave.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWe9IsnF5bg

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>>72871150
>Shame that there's quite a bit of '80s cheese
That's the best bit about them

YOU ARE MY INSIGATOR
YOU ARE MY AGGREVATOR
YOU ARE MY SPACE INVADER

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>mfw both of the songs off of Dying Fetus' new album that have been released have slams more wiggerish than trading meth for food stamps
Now that slam is mainstream, metal will be saved from the cuck menace

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>>72871398
>tfw you will never have a P R I M I T I V E brutal death gf

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>i love death metal

>>72871398
well to be fair Dying Fetus always had some slamz in their music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mu0WMokASGw
but yeah, the new stuff is looking great

>>72871480
But anon, you just posted the picture of a glam metal fan

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Bergtatt is one of the best black metal albums ever recorded.

t. a black metal oldfag

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>>72871526

>>72870848
If you ask "is X a meme?" it becomes a meme. People aren't memeing Iron Maiden because the band itself is a meme, but because they know you care about them.

The bands aren't the meme, anon. You are the meme.

>>72871569
Bergtatt is overrated garbage

t. your wife's son

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Is Death metal a meme genre?

>>72871487
>Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you
>Where are the whores when I need 'em
>Looking for pussy,
>That's all that's on my mind
>Sluts that are ready for fucking
>Ready for sucking,
Dying Fetus used to write some fantastic lyrics

>>72870212
Early In Flames (duh), Ceremonial Oath, Sacrilege (Swe), Sacramentum, Unanimated, Desultory, Eucharist

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do people really praise this garbage?

>>72871621
Sure thing neighbor

>>72871681
It's a fantastic album, and whoever doesn't recognise how good and influential it is is either a numale cuck or a contrarian faggot.

Gays either way.

SHE'S A DANCER
NOT IDEALLY BUILT FOR BALLET

>>72871626
The more time I spend on /metal/, the more I realize every non-numale metal genere is a meme.

>still kissless virgin
power metal for this feel?

>>72865604
Polarization
Wretched
Modern day Babylon
Polyphia
Tesseract
Intervals
chon
Plini
Sithu Aye
Autonomist
Consider the source
Scale the summit
Titus

>>72871750
>>72871750
Here you go boat buddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RfZNRjGWUU

>>72871750

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-PkfKZAT6E

>>72871730
You need to spend some more time then, otherwise you'd have realised the entirety of metal is a nu-male meme.

where do you boys get band merch, from the bands websites or somewhere else?

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>>72865604
As for Industrial Metal just listen to Ministry's early metal albums (Rape and Honey/Mind/Psalm) and pic related.
Also check out some IBM like Aborym, Anaal Nathrakh, Mysticum, Iperyt and >>72869281

>>72871750
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBjv7NlMVFQ

>>72871849
No.

>>72871870
Ok

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>I sang for the Swans
I hate it when artists talk about their own life so literally, I want metaphors, not your fucking life's track record.

Is deathcore metal

>>72871892
No

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>>72865604
>>72871854
Oh, also check out this. It borders at Industrial Metal at times

>>72871892
Yes. All metal doesn't have to be good.

>>72871849
Just take white t-shirt and write on it "nu-male" with a black marker pen.

>>72871921
lmao homo detected

>>72865179
MY
LIFESTYLE
DETERMINES
MY
DEATHSTYLE

>>72871921
that's how i got my ulver t-shirt

>>72871886
>I raped her on her throne
wow Czral is more hardcore than I though

>>72871892

>-core
>metal
pick one

>>72871892
sometimes

>>72871849

Buy the tour shirt when you see them live

>>72865671
P. H. O. B. O. S. is so ridiculously underrated

>>72871601
damn...

IS IT HARD ENOUGH
IS LOUD ENOUGH
BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T APROVE
YOU CAN USE THE DOOR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3G1jIEYf48

Is there anything better than this

>>72871987
What if there are no concerts near you

>>72872029
move

Is Power Metal the ultimate anti-nu-male genre?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU3c14OCFTs

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>>72872053

>>72872068
t. fedora extremecuck cuckzzy-fan

>>72867312
shit meme band

>>72865121
floofy hi-cut metal grills are quality too

>>72872011
wasp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVjJ72vLsRc

>>72872068
>Stormwarrior
>Liege Lord
The memes have gone TO FAR

>>72871665
Doesn't everybody know those bands? I am looking for underground stuff.

>>72872085
>>72872112
t. triggered numales

>>72872068
manilla road is very male

>>72872112
>I am looking for underground stuff.
Why?
>>72872123
>sigh
>underground

>>72872123
What's this band been up to anyway? I forgot they existed

'member when Deris was a glam god?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fW0QSnMwfWs

Is /EatingAss/ metal? If it is, post Ass eating metal.

>>72872132
Yes, very NU- male
>>72872124
Meant to quote >>72872110 not >>72872112

Though you're asking for melodeath so migth as well also be a numale

>>72872132
>>72872145
t. cirith ungolcucks

>>72872144
eating ass is human
>>72872141
re-recording and re-releasing the same album for the past 10 years pretty much, like Behemoth or Enslaved

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why

>>72872207
just Machine Head my shit up

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>>72872143
that late 20th century 3d intro and that heavy glam sound

>>72872207
bathory's butt shit absolutely bumps in the whip and if you disagree you can get the fuck out the hall

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>>72872228
Leaked pic of you while typing that post

>>72872207
Even his shit albums were better than most of the same style

>>72872228
>bumps in the whip

>>>/nairaland/

>>72872228
>butt shit bumps in the whip
Explain as if I were a small child

What if grunge never destroy metal during early 90s? What would be the final and ultimate evolution of glam?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj5F8oD0VWg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgB3PJUetXM

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>I've never cried to a glam ballad

>>72872295
I've never cried

>>72872262
you're about to begin seeing it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQbOA3r0Hgc

Is Jari still in his second hottub.

>>72872385
Hasn't come out since Time I did

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The rich, the poor
Heaven is for those who choose
Don't put your trust in money
You'll lose (again and again)

What did Stryper mean by this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVKJNomKMdc

sludgedeath should be a thing

How's called this type of metal? I love it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hly_ozSu2oE

>>72869281
I SEE IT, RAISED AND SILENT!
I SEE...
I SEE...
I SEE...
A TRIDENT!

A TRIDEEENT!

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HERE IS THE PIT

>>72872636
SPIDERMAN PAJAMAS

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Can we agree that this is nu-male aoty?

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>>72872636
INTO THE PIT

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does /metal/ like nu metal

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>>72864951
find in your mind the saiyan rage

>>72872675
nu-male aoty is Heretoir ya silly

>>72872742
meh

early slipknot is pretty good though

>>72872742
no

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>>72867707
>start listening to Metallica at age 12
>by the time I'm 16 also listen to Slayer, Megadeth and Manowar
>by the time I'm 20 fully into bands like Morbid Angel and Akercocke
>now 26
>mostly listen to new wave, italo disco and 70s rock
>only metal I can listen to is meme extreme like Full of Hell, Dodecahedron, Voices or The Ruins of Beverast

help me

>>72872803
>4 years to reach slayer from metallica
>4 years to reach morbid angel from slayer

there's no helping you

>>72872485
>Heaven is for those who choose
They're clearly doing an exposition on Swedenborg's idea that free will is inherent to the human soul and therefore it goes on in the afterlife, effectively meaning that man chooses either heaven or hell consciously.

>>72870389
>get broadband internet in 2003
>oh boy let's see what metal forums are like
>"X IS NOT METAL. THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT"
>lol fuck this
>/mu/ 2017
>"HAHA THIS BAND IS NOT METAL LET ME ILLUSTRATE THIS BY POSTING THIS ANCIENT VOMITING PICTURE XD"

truly the internet is the place to be to see people grow

>>72872742
We already did the "let's swap every chart with the nu-male chart", butt metal included

>>72872742
that chart triggers me

>>72872581
Coffins is a thing

>>72872803
you should start listen to glam metal and aor

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>>72872581

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>>72872742
o hellz yeah

>>72872855
>implying I don't have an 8 track full of mad glam bangers for summer days in my 80s convertible

smdh

Do you like metal?

Daily reminder: Journey is way more metal than any extremecuck """"metal"""" band
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LatorN4P9aA

>>72872851
I never actually got around to checking them out, thanks for the rec. Best album to start with?

>>72872856
I know it has le FETO man in it, but how is this death metal? Or sludge for that matter. Also benis.

>>72872745
SA SA SA SA SA

I want to add a Bathory CD to my small collection of BM discs but I only have the money to buy one album. Which one should I get? I already bought the s/t last year.

>>72872920
>how is this death metal? Or sludge for that matter.
It's more of a stoner death/doom thing, but its crawling speed, deep vocals and crushing riffs that alternate between Dopethronesque (a decade before it came out) and Funeralesque that give it that sludgy edge that hardcore bands adopting doom influences had, and that heavy, downtuned plummeting attack present in bands like Sempiternal Deathreign and Asphyx

>>72872956
The Return.....

>>72872956
I'm going to say Blood Fire Death, but I must warn you -- I haven't actually listened to any Bathory.
*leaves hall*

>>72873007
Then why even comment?

>>72873023
*sticks head back into hall*
Because Blood Fire Death is the one I've seen most praised here, followed by Hammerheart. Outsider opinions can be valuable. I regret nothing.
*withdraws head*

>>72867104
fucked it up

>>72868293
>DUDE FOAD LMAO
FUCK OFF AND DIE

>>72866795
Yuh

>>72872956
I did the same recently actually, and went for Blood Fire Death.

>>72872956
Blood Fire Death, because it is popular

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>>72873140
I'm thinking of going with Jubileum I. It has most of my favorite tracks of his on one disc and the opening track Rider At The Gates of Dawn is unique only to this release (and is really good)

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>>72873169
>compilations

>>72871569
In the realms of black metal, no album holds as much hushed reverence as Ulver's debut, henceforth known as Bergtatt.
Which sounds like a nice enough introductory sentence, if it were true. The reality is that this album has been basking in undeserved praise from philistine metal aficionados, who have mistaken it for some form of high art. What truly defines this beast is the aesthetic of black metal made palatable by interspersing it with easy listening music, e.g. the soft chanting vocals, the plaintive acoustic interludes which would be right at home in any "10 HOURS [Pagan Folk] Music to Wash Dishes To" YouTube video. The "metal" parts are so tepid, the band actually shies from the chromaticism and minor chords of its contemporaries, opting instead for suspended intervals that supposedly create tension. However, Ulver seem utterly incapable of truly committing to any emotion they attempt to convey, and this album feels less a hike in the woods than a pleasant but drab arboraceous screensaver. In many ways, this is the forerunner for the oft lambasted "hipster black metal" best exemplified by the likes of Deafheaven and Liturgy. Black metal technique is used with ubiquitous consonance and diatonicism as to not offend the ears of rock/pop listeners, then any momentum in the song is broken with interventions from extraneous genres. Much like the album cover itself, Bergtatt has all the brush strokes of fine art, but assembled into a creation that is briefly stimulating if ultimately insignficant.
Perhaps realizing that they had failed at combining folk with black metal, Ulver would soon seek to play the two styles seperately. A wise choice, if they possessed aptitude for either genre. Their most shrewd artistic move would be to exit metal music entirely.

>>72873294
>p4k review

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>>72873185
>he doesn't listen to compilations

>>72873294
>p4k thinks Bergtatt is hipster
wtf I love Bergtatt now

>>72872956
The debut

>>72873294
anon, are you cooking pasta?

>>72873368
Yes, I can whip you up some Nattens Madrigal with pancetta if you like

>>72873366
>The debut
>>72872956
>I already bought the s/t last year.

>>72873294
>"hipster black metal" best exemplified by the likes of Deafheaven and Liturgy

lol

>>72873294
wtf i love Pitchfork now

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>>72873294
>tfw people are investing so much tine energy in trying to meme my favourite albums that I can freely discuss them and any negative opinion towards them will be disregarded as trolls/meme forcers

>>72873323
>>72873355
>>72873433
I don't read pitchkuk. What is this meemee?

>>72866177
It's a fantastic, rather unique album. Catchy as fuck, too. I guess he looks down on it because, at the time, it got a lot of shit for not being as filthy and guitar-centric as his previous releases.

I genuinely think that Sunbather and Aesthetica are much better than Bergtatt
AMA

>>72872123
that track with babies is fucking creepy

>>72873447
There's this one sad sack of fucks who's been raging about Bergtatt being a shit album since the previous general and now he seems to have chosen Pitchfork, out of all possible sources, to backup his claims.

>>72871569
Nattens Madrigal blows it out of the water, though Bergatt mixed folk with black quite well.

>>72873439
>willingly and knowingly memeing one of your favorite albums until the mystique is lost and any new potential listeners will associate it with a Laotian Cross-stitching vBulletin ahead of the music itself
Is this that 5d chess I've been hearing about?

>>72873476
That's not from p4k bud

>>72871621
hey dude, since we're at it, can you give me your legitimate (inb4) opinion on Heart Of The Ages and Min Tid Skall Komme? No memes or p4k copypasta

>>72873493
the only thing nattens madrigal blows is fat cock

>>72873499
>That's not from p4k bud
Oh god it could be so much worse though; please tell me it's not MA

I'm giving unto the meme and listening to Ulver's metal stuff

what should I expect?

>>72873509
been quite some times since i listened to both, i can't give you a proper critique right now

>>72873509
black metal with kittencore vocals isn't actually black metal

>>72873540
Easy listening music, except their third record which was re-amped in a can full of bees.

>>72873516
It IS as pleasurable as getting a bj. Not that you'd know, virgincuck
>>72873540
>what should I expect?
Classics. It's like asking what you should expect from Darkthrone 93-94 or Burzum 94-96. Classics that just happen to have been memed

>>72873540
precursor to alcest

>>72873540
brokeNCYDE-tier music

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>>72873555
>>72873563
>>72873582

>>72873382
Green text me again and you'll be feeling the pain

>>72873629
>Green text me again and you'll be feeling the pain

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I'm going to watch the Alien series tonight, what's some essential Xenomorph-core?

>that opening riff
Convergent evolution in music is real boys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suCm3tHdiS0

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Did Porknigar ever make anything actually good? They had all these great musicians, but Trickster G is like a bizarro King Midas after all.

>>72873516
I bet you're one of those faggots that couldn't even listen to it.
>>72873540
Don't let others delude you.

>>72873540
>what should I expect?
Indie Rock + Black Metal

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>>72873629
>

>transcendance into the peripheral

>transcendence into the peripheral

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>>72873645

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>>72873645
Xenomorph

>>72873654
>Indie Rock
t. guy who hasn't listened to a single indie song in his life

>>72873655
>>72873641
Better get ready

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>>72873649
>Trickster G is like a bizarro King Midas after all.
Yeah, that album is basically Bergtatt's twin brother. Amazing album. Their next two are really good but closer to the explorations of Solefald than those of, say, Primordial
>>72873645
see pic

>>72873645
Any album with cover art by Giger, obviously

>>72873680
Bring lube daddy-o

>>72873645
THORNS: self-titled

>>72873681
Speaking of Solefald, why isn't Buy My Sperm a meme?

>>72873681
>>72873688
>benis in vergina
wdhmbt?

>>72873681
Oh boy, you probably think Arcturus is amazing too and totally not gay avant-tard circus music.

Best place to download metal?

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>>72873659
>>72873661
>>72873681
>>72873688
>>72873704
Are you niggers shitting me?

>>72873705
Because Solefald is a band only enjoyed by professional post-modernists and memes are post-postmodern/post-ironic

>Hate yourself you are not good enough
>Hate yourself there is always someone better
>Hate yourself you deserve to die

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>>72873645
Matches the aesthetic of the first movie quite well

>>72873729
This has NOTHING to do with Alien

Maybe Event Horizon tho

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>>72873729
>Blackedspace

>>72873724
Soulseek

>>72873724
Rutracker

>>72873729
what the fuck?
Darkspace is comfy stargazing music.

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>>72873729
>cuckspace

New thread
>>72873764

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>>72873759
>comfy stargazing music

>>72873755
Yeah if only someone would seed my fucking flac of Кpoвoизлияниe

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>>72873645

I DENY THE EXISTENCE OF THE USA
JUST A FAT FILM WITH TOO MUCH TO SAY

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>>72873746
ffffuck no

THE DEFINITIVE SPACE HORROR ALBUM IS THORNS - THORNS

>>72873724
dark-world.ru

>>72873729
this album is neat

>>72873778
THE USA DON'T EXIST
THE USA DON'T EXIST

>>72873861
>illuminati confirmed

>>72867312
Nice one, seeing them tomorrow