piano metal edition.
old thread >>71897806
first for Master
Death metal is the ultimate nu-male magnet.
second for 's Hammer
fuck jews
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUyr18Ac6H8
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>>71901040
i rate it 97864 out of 354178
Preacher my nigga, are u here ?
my panis is big
>>71900979
death metal is literally the least cucked and the most manly metal subgenre
>>71901040
>control denied
>none so vile
>metallica
>megadeth
>atheist
>havok
>iron maiden
>deicide
>darkthrone
>mgla
>slayer
>sepultura
wew lad
>>71901065
666 the number of the baest
>>71901065
post penis metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmVlC3yayQQ
>record scratch
>freeze frame
>"Sooooo yea, that's me. David DiSanto. I bet right now you're probably wondering how i got here huh?
>footage rewinds through David's entire life like a VHS tape
>stops at crying bloody fetus covered in various muddy fluids being lifted up and accidentally dropped by some doctors
>"Killing Technology" starts playing
if you can t. nu-male yourself i'll drop my 100gb folder of illegalz $lams to you guys
>>71901040
I was going to call you a nu-male, bu then I saw Bolt Thrower
>>71900979
>t. nu-male
>>71901095
>>71901095
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjYTg01gjng
>>71901040
good stuff
expect to get trolled by faggots like
>>71901080
>>71901059
>>71901098
drop that trash into the recycle bin
what's the next level on nu-malery?
>>71901095
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUgpSZ2XYpE
>>71901145
chartposting
>>71901040
Stop posting this.
>>71901095
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jd7f0xFCKXg
>>71901163
Even this one?
This is the greatest USBM album ever made and you know it
>>71901181
>album cover has 8 dicks on it
>>71901040
fuck this is my chart
i created new meme
This is beautiful... Where do I go from there
>>71901061
PARACHUTE,
LA CHUTE
PERDURE
MAJEUR EN L'AIR
LA BITE
BIEN DURE
>€410,616
How did he do it bros?
More like these?
>>71901308
pure meme power over the metal community
>>71901308
Metalheads are stoopid
>>71901095
pic definitely related
Great album.
>>71901270
You can LOVE ME LIKE A REPTILE
>>71901308
finnish meme magic
>>71901315
YOOOOOOO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhuu0PIB8A0
>>71901326
I used to own this but then my cat pissed on it, I'm still mad
>>71901315
try this my dude
>>71901358
kek
>>71901221
nope
>>71901358
keke
>>71901358
buy it again anon. you owe it to yourself.
>>71901281
ayy what did you think of pic related ?
>>71901407
I fucked your dad
>>71901407
Varg made €412 on an anti-SJW tabletop rpg on Kickstarter where you take on the role of Klan members cleansing middle-ages Europe of Christian filth
>>71901417
fucking great, only a step below A.N.T.I. and even that's because of my subjective tastes in what genres they experimented in (i loved the weird blackened experimental riffs + raps, white 180º went into a more full blown experimental hip hop vibe)
their lyrical skills are still as sharp as ever, too, love the DsO diss
>>71901456
MYFAROG 2: electric bogaloo
>>71901457
>the DsO diss
elaborate alberto
>>71901343
>>71901367
Point taken. I hate my phone.
>Bonehunter
>Black Fast
>Joel Grind
>Darkthrone
>War Ripper
Digging around I get recs like shitfucker, Carpathian Forrest, and Numenorean, which are fine but don't scratch the same "thrash getting in touch with its roots" sort of feel.
>>71901457
>DsO diss
whaaat
>>71901513
>>71901523
>Comme tu mettais ton pyjama Spiderman
>Tu te déguises avec les mots de Bataille, Sade ou Lautréamont
>>71901541
wew rude
>>71900949
>piano metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spgbbjAMWs4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8vzQrdleZc
>>71901522
try this my dude
Rec me some brutal/melodic death metal bands like Intestine Baalism
>>71901564
well, they are Diapsiquir
rec me some harsh raw and dissonant shit I've probably never heard (and I've heard a quite a bit)
best thrash album comin through
>>71901738
hab u heard of defspel omega
>>71901738
violet cold
>>71901759
Their first demo is still their best release
>>71901770
how can your opinion be that much of a meme
>>71901770
here's a (You)
>>71901639
Dis good shit. Thank you
>>71901787
>>71901788
I like raw fucking music what I can say
who's the biggest metal singer?
>>71901270
Pls answer
>>71901879
this meme man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjCtHgNEcV0
>>71901879
these glorious salvniggers
>>71901928
Kàli is their only good song
>>71901955
kill urself my man
>>71901992
broove me wrung
>>71901928
Democratic Solution is garbage.
>>71901270
Try these:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVgHY9v7ubs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrDTe4HGSU8
>>71902018
>Helloween
>>71902007
i can understand that opinion, but i still love that album
i like the covers of their old songs, i like the vocals, and i like the weird electronic sound it has going on
nowhere near as many memorable riffs as in the previous albums
>>71901998
literally pick any song, here's a good one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wcga5v-wWd8
>>71901793
try Cruel Force, or just about any First Wave BM release
>>71902037
Yeah, they're great.
Judge me faggots
>>71900949
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7Qz8GutIY8
>>71902134
You're the faggot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HN4e2n1Rd2s
this is metal af
>>71902134
very manly out of 10
>>71902134
Sound of Perseverance / 10. it's the best Death album, fight me faggots
https://portadaemonium666.bandcamp.com/album/serpent-of-chaos-album-2016
any of you listen to this shit
>>71902134
>tsop
>>71902379
blue blood good lad
r8
>>71902134
good shit
>>71902131
no, they suck.
>>71902453
elaborate
>mfw listening to the new Mastodon
>>71902697
how do you guys make these?
>>71902737
Topsters
>>71902737
collage.topsters.net
Rec me some caveman metal
>>71902771
ebin gogo
>>71902771
Ebu gogo gutting the dank bass riffs
>>71901095
>>71902802
>>71902831
haha thanks guys
>Listen to mostly death metal throughout high school
>Graduate, start listening to softer stuff (thrash, black, folk)
>Pick up new Analepsy album for old times sake few months ago
>Back in the disgusting pit of slam-death
There is no escape
>>71902852
Same thing for me except it's non-pizza thrash
Fucking Coroner and Exhorder 2good4me
>>71901078
brofist
>>71902425
Solid selection. You should replace that Speedwolf with more Venom.
Can anyone give recs?
This is a great album where Rammstein covered a lot of their popular songs into pure piano pieces great listen
>>71903108
Aborted, Katalepsy, Skinless, Dying Fetus, Wormed, Suffocation, Benighted based on the first row
>new Mastodon
Windir reminds me of Ulver
>>71902697
Very nice w. some TNT-worship. First album with norwegian lyrics is what you should listen to, though.
there is literally nothing wrong with scars on broadway
>>71903227
>Mastodon
https://youtube.com/watch?v=cESmkMjFTBI
OH SHIT LADS
CHRISTOPHER BOWES CANNOT CONTAIN THE BANTZ
>>71901249
well don't fucking post for 2 generals straight
>>71902453
pham Helloween the only good one outta the Power meal genre
IF YOU FUKKIN POOFS DONT "LIKE" SADISTIK FUKKIN EXEKUTION FUKK RITE OFF
>>71902053
Definitely Cruel Force
>>71902852
>listen to all kinds of stuff but metal is my home
>dip into heavier stuff in waves
>listen to new Analepsy
>How have I been missing this my whole life?
>Need to go heavier intensifies
Dem Portuguese slamz really bring the fans together
>>71903615
FUKK YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>71901095
https://youtu.be/JndruIm1LLw
any good bm, dm, grindcore from this year lads i need to use my pth tokens
>>71903614
This desu
>>71902047
Those fucking lyrics in this song, tho.
>>71903625
>>71902053
Oh. Hell. Yes!
Thank you.
My only regret is they're not on Spotify.
Inb4 >spotify
>>71904110
grind on
https://thearsonproject.bandcamp.com/album/disgust-lp
>>71902842
This begs for spurdo edit
>>71904234
thanks senpai appreciate it
>>71902771
anatomist - neandertal goregrind
>>71904110
analepsy - atrocities from beyond
>>71904253
2017 black black metal
Went to see carnifex and despised icon last night and I thought the whole numales/normies being into metal thing was just a meme, it isn't.
>>71903615
Correct answer. First record is total evil.
>>71904226
Yea, I occasionally use spotify. It sucks they're not there but just czech out soulseek
>>71900949
Thresholds >>>>>>> The Key
>>71901221
good try tho
>>71901907
PISSED OFF AND MAD ABOUT IT
>>71904399
kek
Opinions on ghost?
>>71904764
they're goofy scooby doo chase music
>dissoshit unriffs with motorhead vocals
is such a thing even possible?
>>71904399
lmao stereotypes do exist
>>71904846
for a reason
>>71904834
Fuck I wanna hear this
>>71903465
i remember seeing that trailer as a kid and it creeped the fuck out of me. the movie isn't actually that spooky though
>>71904868
We are very impressionable people when little
>Fuck Beherit
>Fuck Xasthur
>>71904764
they're pretty good for what they are
very cheesy but it feels sincere
amazing live shows
>genre: melodeath
>>71904935
>seeing them open for iron maiden in june
>>71904360
is this some raw shit i do not like atmospheric black metal im into dark throne blasphemy GBK satanic warmaster mayhem and bm batlord
>>71904952
>genre: war metal
>>71904952
>genre: deathened black metal
>>71904987
S T U D
>>71904972
>couldn't get floor tickets
Metal for this feel?
>genre: black metal
>>71905083
this happened to me with Saxon/UFO
they got sold out
>>71905139
>seeing that show in PA tomorrow
>got tickets on will call
give me more sludge with death growls
>>71904764
I like them honestly. Meliora is a great album and their live shows are fun.
Dunno why people take the gimmick so seriously.
>>71905279
nice
enjoy the show
Could someone help me out? I'm looking for an Eastern Orthodox bm band. They use Cyrillic script and they might be from Minnesota, Michigan or maybe Montana. Pls help.
who made this?
>>71905545
thanks friend
how i get into black metal in general? i only listened to celtic frost and batushka
>>71905571
all that effort that went to this
>>71904972
lucky faggot
I'm pissed that your isn't hitting Vancouver
>>71905584
>>71905584
you don't really want to get into black metal, it's edgy autistic music
>>71905635
>implying all metal isnt edgy autistic music
>>71905632
dissection and emperor should really be switched in that chart
>>71905632
thanks
>>71905635
i'm already autistic af, my favourite metal subgenre is power metal
>>71905664
I didn't make the chart but you're right. I'm just too lazy to do it myself
>>71905635
t. glam trannie
>>71905657
it isn't. a lot of it is though, and bm is the peak of edgy autism.
>>71905668
power metal is midly autistic, but it's still fine.
>>71905571
A hero
>>71905684
>power metal is midly autistic
it's fully autistic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTW30Q4B3Go
>>71905664
Thank you for making >>71905635
>>71905664
thfor point...
>>71905709
Gloryhammer is a travesty and any self-respecting power metal fan ignores their existence
>>71905571
whose mans is this?
>>71905550
nvm found it
>>71905716
making suggestions is autistic now?
>>71905632
>No Ceremony of opposites
Shit chart
>>71905738
everything is autistic in /meal/
is power the most normie and acessible /meal/ genre
>>71905747
everything except spamming glam and slam memes
Hi.
>>71905751
groove metal is the normiest
>>71905751
folk metal is more normie and accessible than power
IT'S GLAM TIME!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbVSZljEPa8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEdtaZBOzgk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKtQpgXiYII
>>71905722
>gloryhammer is a travesty and any self respecting power metal fan ignores their existence
this is false
>>71905751
Classic Heavy Metal and Thrash are pretty normie and accessible.
>>71905795
t. false flagging power metal fan
>>71905817
not all kinds of thrash though. normies can't into harsher stuff like demolition hammer and morbid saint.
>>71905839
yeah but muh Big Four of thrash metal
>>71905865
oh sure
> Implying Spooky Metal isn't the only genre of metal that matters
>>71901078
>metal
>manly
hahahahaha holy kek
>>71905887
>no Remains of a Ruined, Dead, Cursed Soul
>>71905906
> Implying Diapsiqour is the spookiest band from france that isn't vlad tapes
>>71905887
how is Windir spooky
Windir is comfy as fuck
>>71905887
wow congratulations this is the dumbest chart I've ever seen posted in the general. even the nu-male chart is better than this crap.
>>71905920
> be me
> when was 14
> listening to Windir
> Journey to the end comes on
> "wow, they're pretty blaaaa wait a min. . . . "
> song went from black to edm
> I was scared
*blocks your path*
>>71905964
what is his fucking problem?
>>71905982
You're the Canadian that fucked his label over and he's going to rant about you in the KPN documentary
>>71905964
*rubs his bald head*
>>71906033
what happened to his label. I am a Canadian.
>>71901221
Amazing album but nope
where are my speedy friends at?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13ydT52E9zo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyIq_cq-dHM
post more speed!
>>71906076
If I'm not mistaken, this guy ran a label in Canada that agree'd to do a short run of Les Mesnie Harlquin releases to ship to north america, essentially as the Norther American division of La Famines label. I think it went the guy told Famine he either sold out or lost all the CDs to be sold, and therefore couldnt sell them and send money to La Famine, he lied and repressed more releases and sold them keeping all the profits for himself. I could be wrong, but it was something along those lines, it's in the KPN documentary from fall of 2015
>>71901095
>>71904526
Both are overrated, but Thresholds is pure garbage
>>71906244
t. nu-male
what kind of metal are you allowed to like in /metal/? i sure wouldn't want to be called a nu-male
>>71906273
>implying keyboard pseudo-death isnt the ulti numale genre
>>71907031
none
do you guys like metal
>>71907086
Who the fuck listens to metal
i still think this album is great. you guys are all faggots
Holy fuck this is great
>>71907111
I like this album too anon
>>71907111
at least my trips made up for my forgetfulness
>>71907039
you would think that numale
>>71907119
Valfar ein Windir my Brother!
Likferd is my personally favorite, then that and sokindair are close seconds
>>71907119
Definitely one of my favorite black metal albums
>>71905786
shoo with your faggotry
I like metal
Does anyone have the original release of Valley of the Damned? Every single one I find is the 2010 one, and I prefer most of the original release songs. I can't fucking find it after I lost it a couple of years ago.
>>71907456
nu male haaha
Thoughts on this album?
>>71907485
pls no bully
>>71907503
it's a good one
Why do I get realer feelings of death and decay from Alice in Chains than I do from any Death Metal album.
>>71907503
lame groove metal
>>71904764
Horrible.
>>71905765
this any good broski?
>>71905932
kek
>>71907620
Because Layne accepted his early death and oblivion from the beginning.
ITS TIME!
HE RAISES THE BLADE!
YOU CRY OUT TO GOD FOR YOUR INNOCENT LIFE TO BE SAVED!!!
AXE DRAWN HIGH
THE BASTARDS DIE
>>71907503
good, better than their overrated late 80s/early 90s shit
>>71908049
t. pantera fan
>>71908064
t. dmu drone
Quick, post your favorite Diamond Head song!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maiN8NDPRBY
Can someone rec me some ayy lmao metal like demilich, portal, blood incantation or alien fucker?
>>71908049
Nu male
Hahaahahhaahahah mum i said it again lmafo aaahhahahahahahahahah wooo xddddddd
You wanna talk about a more perfect heavy metal album, I'm all ears
Is black metal being made today 3rd or 4th wave?
>>71908476
3rd.
>>71908462
ummmmm..................??
>>71908519
Great album, but no Chris Holmes on lead.
>>71908549
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqX-BC7ImXU
>>71906080
>nope
>posts polish death metal
>>71900949
Thanks Op, hadn't listened to that album in years
Wait what the fuck Church of Misery is Japanese?
What do you think of my first complete metal track
lol
https://soundcloud.com/meridian777/draut
actual best w.a.s.p. album here
>>71908648
seems like you aren't sure what you want to accomplish
Check out Varg's skills
>>71908698
I feel you, do you mind elaborating though anon?
>>71908670
>Still Not Blacked Enough
Glamfags are pathetic.
>>71908844
I get the impression that when you wrote this song, you simply set out to write a song rather than work towards an idea or concept. The best songwriters and musicians have a clear cut goal in mind and know what they want their music to be, to convey, and how they want to affect the listener. I feel like you put a couple of sections together with nothing in mind.
>>71908670
Shitty leftovers album desu
The Headless Children is obviously GOAT
>>71909175
You are absolutely correct, that is how I put the song together. I am still an amateur song writer, I am just dabbling in the production aspect itself rather than songwriting at the moment. I will try to be more mindful about overall concepts in the future though, thank you for your feedback.
Any of you listen to this yet?
>>71904764
not metal
>€428,210
>285%
Have you accepted Jari as your new lord and savior?
>>71909758
fucking finnish meme magick
>>71905964
>*le blocks le path*
Is NWOBHM the least diverse genre? Its all a variation of:
https://youtu.be/7JruuMkV0gM
These threads are shite.
>>71910071
good post man
fuck piano metal, that is all
>>71906112
speed metal fucking blows, this sounds like what rick from pawn stars probably listens to
>>71901270
Thing is, every Motorhead album is good on it's own merits so you can't really go wrong.
But the correct answer is Iron Fist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQXwfZ8S9Qk&t=957s
Infernus
>>71901097
underrated
>>71910580
Infernus is cool, but Hat was the shit.
>>71910278
you probably listen to garbage like black metal you tasteless fuck
>>71910278
>Old Guardian
>sucks
Leave.
>>71906112
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdCwdfjMqHg
SPEED!
Deserted by the values of life
Maligned and despaired by government lies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4x48TndF7hk
THRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH
>>71907503
great
>>71910313
>>71902018
Thanks guys
>>71911631
>recommending Addaura
God why
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cESmkMjFTBI
Can Alestorm be any more based? Jewri BTFO.
>>71911717
>Addaura
To fight off NSBM scum!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FArnO4roA_U
SPEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>71911779
Bolt Thrower is god tier
>>71911765
Can we do that with music that isn't boring by-the-numbers atmoshit?
>>71911803
Sure thing, man.
>>71911631
shit chart
>>71904764
I'd like them if they sound wasn't so soft. Would be better with more bite.
>>71904764
would be 10/10 with a stronger vocalist