/metal/

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how metal am i?

>>71897806
first for glam metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zp5Ahx4wmgQ
*praises jesus*

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I like this album. Sue me.

>>71897830
500% metal

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>genre: melodeath

>>71897852
>nu-male metal

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Post 'em.

>>71897890
Can't handle too much melody, I get it.

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Soon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7em2CkLuAs

>>71897896
making listening charts is nu-male as fuck.

>>71897896
is that the nu-male chart?

>>71897896
t. nu-male

FUCK NU-MALES
TRUE METAL 4EVER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiUE9SQMH5s

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>>71897917
>>71897925
Everything is nu male now, you meme fucks.

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>>71897896

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>>71897896

>>71897958
>entry level metal

wew

>>71897958
Check out Cynic, Edge Of Sanity, Morbid Saint, Sadus, Sigh, Galdr, Cosmic Church, Judas Iscariot, Arizmenda, Volahn, Ulcerate, Dismember and Entombed.

>>71897909
wtf is that nu-male shit m8 hahaha

>>71897957
Not really, just you

>>71897973
i didn't ask for advice but thanks

>>71897958
Everything except rust in peace and powerslave is nu-male as fuck

>>71897958
Neo-thrash is crap. Besides that, all classics

>>71897995
how is cannibal corpse nu male

>>71897957
t. nu-male

>>71897909
>Nokturnal Mortum is releasing a new album

Holy fuck why wasn't I aware of this

>>71897994
It's common practice in chart posting to give others reccs.

>>71898009
the vocals are literally farts and the melody is shit, it's nu-male af

>>71898022
What the fuck is the point of posting your """""totally unique""""" personal taste if you don't want any discussion or recommendations? fucking faggot

>>71897995
But those are nu-male albums made by nu-male bands

>>71898057
You replied to the wrong person, anon.

>>71898057
meant for >>71897994

>>71897975
(you)

>>71898015
You don't regularly check news regarding your favorite bands. That's why.

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What's your favorite band formed in the past 10 years? pic rel

>>71898091
I have so many fucking bands I like that doing so is nearly impossible, seriously I easily have 600+ black metal albums alone, and that's a low ball estimate

>>71898126
Black Breath desu

>>71898126
Arizmenda

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>>71898168
I too like it when the guitar goes GRRRRRRRT

>>71897959
>Jon Tron
>>>/trash/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPErD_Nq5TY

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>>71898168

>>71898215
>tfw try to get into spinebreaker but the GRRTTs break my spine

>>71898243
sorry, I guess i don't listen to bands THAT "new"

>>71898126
Still a small band, but:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8Xz3PuqQGM

>>71898126
Yellow Eyes, my fave recent usbm

PARACHUTE,
LA CHUTE
PERDURE
MAJEUR EN L'AIR
LA BITE
BIEN DURE

what's /metal/'s consensus on this?

>>71898344
Since when is /metal/ a hive mind?

>>71898344
It's ok but it will never live up to their first demo

>>71898354
I disagree with that statement.

>>71898354
But bro, metalheads are like one big family you know.

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OOOH

>>71898316
>Lyrical themes:
Abstract, Sadness, Nature, Solitude, Peasantry
WHAT

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What do you think about pic related?
Just listened to it, bretty gud imo

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Threadly reminder.

>>71898366
But bro, family members don't agree on everything, you know?

>>71897872
t. DMU shitter

>>71898342
DURE DURE

>>71898369

EVER LUSTING PAIN

>>71898377
He's up to 403,746 as of right now

>>71898344
on what

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>>71897806
>hipster metal
>tenth sublevel

>>71898316
I was lucky enough to get into those guys and then see them live within a few months. Too bad the doom bands they toured with/had opening were fucking boooring, was a bit burnt by the time they started.

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Reminder that black goes best with shitload of speed metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QR1o4Qu6I5k
>release date: april 14

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>>71898374

>>71898474
Total rip off from Hit the Lights but still sounds great

>>71898395
J'AI TOUJOURS QUE JE N'ÉTAIS PAS FAIT POUR AIMER,
ME COURBER
ESPÉRER
M'ÉCRASER
ACCEPTER
CE QUI ME FAIT GERBER

>>71898474
>Reminder that black goes best with shitload of folk metal
FTFY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JiwF23IXGoI

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post SPEED

Nothing but Death Metal year poster

According to my database of the classic 80s 90s Death Metal, here are the top countries

1.U.S.A. (264 bands, albeit the number might increase)
2.Sweden (142)
3.Netherlands (76)
4.Germany (65)
5.Poland (64)
6.Brazil (63)
7.Finland (56 - might increase a little)
8.Australia (42)
9.Spain (41)
10.U.K. / Canada (40) ex aequo

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>it's a reddit destroys /metal/ episode

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>>71898607

>>71898641
>caring about shit that reddit thinks
why?

>>71898641
>a bunch of people with shit taste like a shit album

who knew

>>71898000
>Time Is Up
>bad
fucking wew lad

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I know it's not death epic thrash speed core with gurgle vocals but I still dig this album. I just can't get into Zakks stuff, not a fan of his tone or bluesy riffs.

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>>71898624
a bunch of rec albums too
prepared charts in html for the sake of easy screencapping and recommending

like usual with these lists, some of the albums are known, while others aren't. also included some crossover thrash / black / death, due to the styles being more fluent back then

1/3

>>71898248
hearty kek. spinebreaker fucking slaps major

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>>71898721
2/3

>>71898713
I love that album, but I can't unhear and unsee this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JBzWZq4fXg

Been looking for this song in this video for ages, maybe some kind anon knows the song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I38r0UOR_Hc

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>>71898740
3/3

the red colored are the albums that were recorded that year, but weren't released

>>71897806
>>71898417
"The Tenth Sub Level of Suicide"'s insert touts its music as "Dark Art for the Satanic Elite", a sentiment metalheads would accept as truth and be thoroughly pleased with as an opportunity to hear something vile and putrid, but under the facade of evil lies grease paint and bald-faced teenage arrogance. Billed by the "cutting edge" (read: hipster) Aquarius Records as "pure misanthropic musical mayhem", this band simultaneously fails to meet these proclamations and, worse yet, insult black metal as a genre.

The album lurches forward with some ambient sounds and then Wrest mutters some "nihilistic" phrases, condemning the listener to an hour of audial hell. By that I do not mean "audial hell" in the Abruptum sense of the word (that would be good), but rather from the painful realization that you're going to bear a tedious, meandering album. The music generally drags on and on but always seems like it might go somewhere interesting, like a grubby man that has put you into his rusty van with the promise of candy once you get to his house. You know it's a horrible lie, yet you just can't resist those Swedish fish!

All of the instruments are clear and audible. You can hear the bass plunking away in the background, the drums are clear and not one piece of the kit is too loud, and the guitars are distinct. All would seem well, but no thanks to the obscene amount of delay, reverb, and distortion, the vocals just run into each other, becoming a formless, grating, indistinct whirring that refuses to go away.

Is Extol nu male?

The production itself is "dark", murky and hollow, but not in the sense of "Pure Fucking Armageddon" where the raw sound was caused by budget constraints which inadvertently made the music sound evil. No, this is simply some San Francisco hipster's idea of what "old school" black metal production should sound like. The insert's boasting of the 4-track which recorded the album underscores the depths of Wrest's arrogance as well as expose his disingenuous attitude towards black metal. How kvlt of you, Jeff! The murkiness hinders the instrumentation and causes it to resemble an esteemless, scrawny, weak janitor.

The riffs themselves are mostly tremolo picked lines, some minor thirds to achieve a depressing sound and power chords for a more traditional sound, all mashed together without any sense of logic, going from one mood to another with no proper transition. It seems as though he scrounged together a few good riffs, threw some filler into the mix, and then rolled a 20 sided die to figure out what order to place them in. I must admit, the opening riff to "Mine Molten Armor" is neat. The bass doesn't always follow the guitars, but you really have to pay attention to hear it. Sometimes it sounds fine, but on a few tracks it has a very "Korn" like feel. You know what I mean, that plunky, too much high end, almost slap bass sound (see Sardoniscorn). The piano adds nothing significant to the atmosphere, and the ambient portions sound like a bunch of half-assed reverberated sounds, with some being played backwards and others just droning on ad infinitum. Songs seem to go someplace, but stop short and lumber about like a drunken bitch struggling to decide which lucky football player to suck off.

>>71898798
asking if things are nu male is a nu male behavior

>>71898769
that Deathcore album is fucking underrated
kinda reminds me of Macabre, and i fucking love Macabre

This is actually a concept album, a fact that has escapes all too many people. There are ten songs (the ten sub levels of suicide) detailing torment, suicide, depression, and far too many fragmented thoughts. The lyrics read like a morbid fourteen year old girl's LiveJournal who is trying to persuade herself to commit suicide, yet doesn't want to do it because her mind is made of mush (she is a woman, after all). They're often quite childish and come off as disingenuous, as well is incomprehensible at times. Here is an excerpt:

"come with us
you belong to us
kill yourself
you deserve this"

Long ago, I read an interview with Wrest and he said that some kid came into the tattoo parlor where he worked and gave him a copy of Filosofem. He listened to that fifty times, along with Mutiilation's Vampires of Black Imperial Blood and decided that if he took each album to an extreme that he would create the ultimate black metal album. He recognizes the aesthetics of the genre and nothing else. Wrest needs to pick up the latest Stephenie Meyer book, a new vibrator, and leave heavy metal alone.

I dunno if many people like atmospheric black metal, and I fully expect to be told to "go back to Middle Earth, faggot" since as far as I can tell that's the kind of stereotype this kind of metal carries but I really like this album.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfi-9Qbh4Tk

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>>71898809
to be fair, I didn't really like that album until now
and the reason why I tried it, because it was one of the few remaining albums in that year that I didn't give a chance. it's a good album nonetheless

have 1991 chart, because I like beer

1991-1993 were the most important years, albeit 1996 was something of a culmination of the DM movement, even if the Black Metal was ruling the underground for few years

>>71898817
>Wrest needs to pick up the latest Stephenie Meyer book, a new vibrator, and leave heavy metal alone.

kek

>>71898865
That Jumpin' Jesus album is one of the most surprisingly good OSDM albums I have heard.

>>71898817
Don't talk shit about Twilight

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>>71898789
>insult black metal as a genre
who the fuck are those people who wrote it to speak on behalf of black metal?

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Time for Storytime:

Hear my story of the Pestilence that brought the plague to the humankind.

It started long time ago, in the times described in the yellow, ancient scribes during the medieval times, the times of inquisition and christianity ruling the world with its iron hand, and merciless crusaders. At the peak of their reign, something unexpected happened…

1/10

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Greatest track of 2015

https://youtube.com/watch?v=3YWg6yGqW_Q

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>>71898928
It was then when the sudden insanity started, a dark plague that ignited first through insects swarming the unexpecting humankind, and then through birds, with wolves finishing this work of rotten decay. No one could find a cure for the mysterious plague, and soon, every living being turned against each other, in an abnormal contest of survival.

2/10

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>>71898956
The cannibalism became a common practice. Humans started devouring each other equally in lust, gluttony, as if the self-destruction was genetical, and the plague was instead a cure that unlocked the ultimate limit of human depravity. Disturbingly enough, the process seemed natural in how humans were killing each other, like it was their real destiny. But neither propeths or the messiahs knew about a mysterious device that lurked in shadows of the forgotten temple…

3/10

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>>71898970
The only thing remaining from the dead world was a device in the spherical shape, of unknown use, destination, and purpose. The device hidden in the old temple of the ancients, and serving as their testimony. In all recorded history of the civilization, no one ever came close to solve the riddle of its real meaning. The legend says that the sphere was as old as the world itself, or even older, and that it was given to humankind by the God himself.

4/10

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>>71898740
Lmao first time I saw that video. That's great. Jake's not bad, wonder why Ozzy got distant and got rid of him. Everything I read on it someone gives a different reason.

rec me some good slam death metal please

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>>71898998
After the time of humankind of has ended, and the planet had became a massive grave, the device, after centuries of idleness and pure silence, launched one day into the deep space by an unspeakable and horrifying force, as if the unknown original goal was achieved, and there was no further purpose in staying in that wretched place. The sphere had reached the cosmos and beyond, as if it was searching for a new place to become its host. It wandered, and wandered for many aeons, skipping numerous planets, seemingly unsatisfied. But not even a hunger could stop the machine in reaching its desired destination.

5/10

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>>71899032
That device finally has ended up here, in our world, stranded, as if it was banished by God himself. Discovered by monks, it took decades and numerous lives sacrificed to bring this humongous device into the hidden monastery, guarded zealously by the chosen people, the elites, as if they feared deep inside that the sphere could be both a blessing and the curse. As if the glowing light hid some untapped power, waiting to be exploited.

6/10

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>>71899090
But it seemed like again, no sage, nor wise elder could have break the code of the sphere. It was decided to hide the artefact away from human sight, and left it with other treasures, to be eternally forgotten among the dust and death. But indeed, the death itself had to force its hand and ironically, bring a new life into the device. Soon, there would rise an opportunity for the devious cycle of plague and destruction to repeat…

7/10

fuck off back to /r/metal

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>>71899102
Found centuries later by a powerful organization of forbidden occult nature, the sphere became this time a brand new symbol, for new dark age, and brought a rigid order for this world, under the face of a religious cult. It very quickly became a tool for those, who had a crisis of a faith, who waited for some sign, full of despair and hopelesness. The massive atrocities and genocides that followed later, are best left unspoken. The machine was chosen to be a sign of God's will, thus completing the vicious circle, as the new plague started to haunt humankind.

8/10

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>>71899163
But something unexpected happened. Among the nameless dying mass, an anomaly was born. The true messiah, who was born as if his life was dedicated to fight the sphere and its influence. Through discipline, and meditation, he found a weak spot, a flaw that could destroy the machine once and for all. After years of trial and error, he discovered the name of the device, which was pronounced in our language as “Obsideo”. A glorious device of life and death. Destruction and creation. The ultimate mystery of the universe, that finally revealed its secret to the messiah, showing him the sights he would never ever forget...

9/10

>>71898928
nigga stfu with your boring shit

>>71899195
bore off

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>>71899195
The battle was intense, and it seemed to be neverending. The victor however, was one. The messiah managed to broke, and as a result, completly destroy the device. However, the destruction of the sphere resulted in opening a strange vortex to mysterious worlds and the unknown horrors beyond that no human was allowed to see. As his final sacrifice, the messiah tried to close the doors to the dark abyss. The result is unknown, as no one ever heard of what happened to the messiah, and he was never seen since the battle.

10/10

is it finally over?

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>>71899233
…Somewhere, someplace, in some other dimension, another device is sent to another unsuspecting world, where it will reap it poisonous seeds…

The End

11/10

>>71897958
>>71897896
>nu-male chart shitters

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i swear people who spam pastas are the worst cunts ever
especially scaruffi's meme reviews

>>71899338
>scaruffi's meme reviews
literally never heard of this

obituary became boring nowadays, but they do have some nice songs, even if people will probably frown upon them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4SGtwBPWlQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__2qN0QnyHI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ApG9XX8Wvc

lets be honest, a lot of metal that isn't entry-level is still very shit.

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I really like this album

>>71897896

>Sunbather

That album sounded so bad. Why is it considered metal?

>>71899354
first time on /mu/?

>>71899396
obviously. the catch is, if you like certain style, it doesn't bother you. quite the opposite, it becomes your fetish. think of it, as masturbation listening.
it's basically a mental, musical jack-off

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>>71899354
>not knowing about uncle scruffles

>>71899385
you forgot this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqY5gr6Y4ho

>>71899411
>>71899416
I rarely post here, but of the black metal cancer.
I'D RATHER LISTEN TO MUSIC INSTEAD OF POSTING HERE.

Take that, motherfuckers!

>>71899411
>/mu/

>>71899421
ha ha. my sides exploded. really, I'm not being sarcastic.

RIP Berni Wrightson, though
Wonderful artist

>>71899431
You can listen to music while posting here bruh

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>>71899431
>listening to music

>>71899411
>>>/mu/

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>>71897958
>control denied
>none so vile
>metallica
>megadeth
>atheist
>havok
>iron maiden
>deicide
>darkthrone
>mgla
>slayer
>sepultura
wew lad

>>71899338
but Scaruffi's meme reviews are the finest memes around

>>71899445
It's like eating chocolate, while pooping on toilet

>>71899467
This analogy literally makes no sense.

>>71899465
can anyone explain to me why the mgla is so popular among kindermetalheads?

>>71899476
you eat something sweet and delightful, while dealing with shit that smells awful

>>71899465
>le too good for the classics
fuck off nu-male

>>71899499
come on, your taste in music isn't that bad, I'm sure

>>71899528
That reply literally makes no sense

>>71899499
Since when was metal "Sweet and Delightful"?

>>71899541
It's sweet and delightful for me :^)

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>>71899499
>He doesn't enjoy the smell of his own shit and farts
What kind of nu-male are you?

>>71897830
i've never thought of samurai/ninja as metal. maybe you could have ninja-themed thrash, but it better be radical and neon.

>>71899551
If you can't shitpost while blasting br00tal slams i don't know why you're here desu

>>71899553
The worst kind. The one that thinks that Limp Bizkit didn't ruin metal, and were less of poseurs than all of the post-Black Metal / shoegaze scene

>>71898366
Nah

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>>71899566
There's literally nothing wrong with Limp Bizkit

>>71899565
I'm here rarely, which is at this point obvious.
I rarely see my friends, or go to gigs, so sometimes I crave to talk with fellow metalheads, but I'm not one of the people who are interested in sjw vs non-sjw / reddit vs 4chan types, which seem to dominate on all boards actually. I miss some good humor that used to be here

>>71898009
It's complete horse shit. It's like the definition of nu-male.

>>71899587
And Sugar Ray. Let's not forget about Sugar Ray
Albeit the guy from Sugar Ray wears Gorgoroth and Deicide t-shirts, so maybe I'm wrong...

>>71899593
>chris barnes era cannibal corpse
>complete horse shit
choose one

>>71899606
Sugar Ray actually did a Death Metal song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gp4y9E_HpnI

I noticed that most of the nu metal bands, like Korn or Slipknot, or Deftones were actually a huge fans of the Thrash / Death Metal scene.

Korn loved Morbid Angel, Deftones loved Sepultura, Slipknot loved Slayer and Entombed

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My recent purchase

What /metal/ thinks of digipacks?
I have mixed feelings. They are lighter than compacts cases, but are a little shitty with the glue not holding all this shit together

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>>71899198

If Sweden had only listened.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cZoHcONm_A

>>71899606
>Albeit the guy from Sugar Ray wears Gorgoroth and Deicide t-shirts, so maybe I'm wrong...

That goofball is a huge fan. I saw some interview and he has wall to wall cd racks with obscure death metal albums. I think it was even posted here now that I think about it.

>>71899762
Really? Damn anon, you made me curious...
I don't think anyone would be kind to tell more about it, right?

Fuck me for caring about it, though.

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r8 my week

>>71899566
This guy gets it.

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>tfw wife left me
meal for this beal?

>>71899805
It's really weird when in one thread I am called a boring nigger, a nu-male, and a guy who gets "it"

>>71899807
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTMVOzPPtiw

>>71899800
numale/10

>>71899807
Facecast - Wifebeater

>>71899807
wifebeater.jpg

>>71899807
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuUphbx-Tu0

>>71899800
you only like hanoi rocks, because marilyn manson wrote a positive review of them during his brian warner days

>>71899807
glam

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>>71898607

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>>71899521
>old numale albums
>classics

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>>71899850
>>71899853
>>71899858

>>71899838
is Limp Bizkit the ultimate nu-male repellent?

>>71899859
btw. it's also a title of the unreleased anal cunt song

anyone has heard some others?
I can only think of
"/metal/ is gay"

>>71899859
stop projecting, no idea what you are even talking about

>>71899859
what the fuck are you even talking about

>>71899870
it's the ultimate crap

>>71899881
your only friend is (you)

>>71899626
I've always wondered if nu-metal was created with a bit of Johnny Cash mentality.

>"We'd play it if we could."

They all have the right influences, but between the generation gap and apptititude things come out sideways. I think I remember a guitarist from Poison saying the same thing about growing up wanting to be Eric Clapton but ending up as...well, a guitarist for poison.

>>71899807
LENOOOOOOOOOOORE

>>71899870
yes. look at how its already working with this goon.

>>71899893

why am I so much better than everyone else
why is everyone a numale except me

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>>71897896

>>71899898
I think it has more to do with Punk making another affair with Metal. Every time Punk has sex with Metal, something atrocious happens.

First, it was speed metal. Then, it was Thrash Metal, then it was Crossover, then it was Death Metal and Grindcore, then it was Black Metal, then it was Groove Metal, then it was Nu Metal, then it was Metalcore, then it was Deathcore

>>71898669
Time is Up more like Cock is Up my Ass

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>>71899923

>>71899919
>video game music
and the nu-male awars goes to...>>71899919

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>>71899946
>gave me a pass on coal chamber

>>71899870
It almost deterred Kerry King from making music, so yes.

>>71899963
we are all loco, albeit we are not living a vida loca

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>>71899922
>Every time Punk has sex with Metal, something atrocious happens.
Spotted the nu-male

>>71899963
looking at it again its bait

>>71899964
based Durst.

what the fuck, now I loved this redcap guy
Does it mean that Durst will Make Metal Great Again?

>>71899922
>First, it was speed metal.
>Then, it was Thrash Metal,
>then it was Crossover,
>then it was Death Metal and Grindcore,
I don't see the problem.

>>71899980
but I don't shower more than once weekly

>>71899986
no it isn't.

>>71899922
t. unironical nu-male

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>>71899922
t. numale

>>71900003
The truth is Speed Metal happened, because the bands wanted to play Heavy Metal, but didn't have skills. Those who did, played Power Metal.

Then Thrash Metal happened, because these bands didn't have skills to play Speed Metal.

Then Death Metal happened, because these bands didn't have skills to play Thrash Metal.

Then Black Metal happened, because these bands didn't have skills (nor equipment) to play Metal whatsoever.

What is your opinion on Groove Metal and Metalcore

also Punk is partially responsible for Gothic and Industrial, albeit not directly

Some pretty fucking awesome blackened celtic folk doom, if anyone's interested

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcgIonOOZ0I

I've never listened to death metal, can somebody explain the appeal of it? My favorite kind of music is power metal because it has catchy choruses. Does death metal have catchy choruses?

>>71900029
>>71900039
t. samefag

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>>71900041
nigger...

>>71900043
don't you mean BLACKED?

>>71900050
There is no appeal. Only Death is Real.

>>71900041
you honestly think that from Speed to Thrash to Death there was a DECLINE in technicality?
because if you think that you are genuinely retarded

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>>71900043
With a pretty great album cover, no less.

>>71900050
listening to death metal is like taking a good shit. it's a discharge genre. that's why chuck schuldiner was always writing about buddha and shit.

>>71900041
t. never played guitar

>>71900063
But I'm not wrong.

I still remember what one veteran of metal told me:
"Napalm Death? Burzum? Yeah, I listened to them once, when I was constipated".

>>71900041
Everything about this is literally wrong

>>71900091
I think that bands like Hellhammer, Celtic Frost, Bathory, Sepultura, Venom and Mayhem were a laughing stock before they became cult. Anyone who thinks otherwise is too young to know otherwise, and probably thinks that Schuldiner invented Death Metal.

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>>71900097
fucking footfags trying to slide every thread.

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>>71900061

>>71900105
hahaha wow you're so funny please let me suck your dick

>>71900116
t. numale

>>71900135
nice photoshop

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>record scratch
>freeze frame
>"Sooooo yea, that's me. David DiSanto. I bet right now you're probably wondering how i got here huh?
>footage rewinds through David's entire life like a VHS tape
>stops at crying bloody fetus covered in various muddy fluids being lifted up and accidentally dropped by some doctors
>"Killing Technology" starts playing

>>71900145
Sorry, but I have to refuse.
I am not Gay.

>>71899592
>sometimes I crave to talk with fellow metalheads, but I'm not one of the people who are interested in sjw vs non-sjw / reddit vs 4chan types, which seem to dominate on all boards actually. I miss some good humor that used to be here
T H I S

>>71900105
>"Napalm Death? Burzum? Yeah, I listened to them once, when I was constipated".
m'lady.

go listen to annihilator, gar samuelson, and chris poland.

goddamn it /metal/, stop being so gullible. the guy is an obvious troll.

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>>71900153
>gets btfo
>hurr it's photoshop!!!!!

>>71900091
To be fair, in the 80s it wasn't about being technical, but playing louder, faster and more aggressive. Most of the early bands just wanted to top their idols, which ranged from Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath, to Slayer and Metallica

Metal didn't become technical until late 90s

>>71900182
everyone is trolling everyone at all times. you should know this by now.

>>71900175
>use irc
>go to music channel
>non-stop politics
>mods have become draconian, even the chill ones
>if you don't agree with everyone, you become the pariah
>you can't even talk about music
>people get mad when you talk about music

why even slam?

>>71900176
Chris Poland? Why not Chris Britain?
But then again, Poles live in Britain nowadays...

>>71900182
too late. Albeit I only posted some actual quotes from Metalheads I met that were in their 40s

>>71900220
here, have some slam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9FImc2LOr8

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>>71900169
>I named Vektor's Terminal Redux as my album of the year

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>>71900222

>>71900193
as a consequence of constantly trying to up the speed and aggression, metal did get more technical. sure it wasn't the main objective, but it happened naturally.

>>71900249
which means that I belong here. Unlike (you), you fucking outsider. You fucking infidel

GET OFF YOUR ASS

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>>71900272

>>71900261
I shouldn't tell it, but there is a huge rift in terms of mentallity between the metal of the 80s and the metal of the 90s. Remember that Metal of the 80s was very mainstream, and it's considered something of a gold age, as you had plenty of styles developing.

For many people 90s was downhill with all the grunge, nu metal, alt metal stuff. And many of metalheads, albeit they later called themselves rockers, didn't like the extreme Metal either.

Anyway, I wish we had a huge fucking study of this phenomenon, because over years I myself heard conflicting opinions. Sorry if my post is a little chaotic.

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>>71900294
t. numale

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>>71900272
ok

>>71900286
AND CAP A NIGGER

>>71900325
and make me some food?

>>71900320
>not taking it up the ass from your gf.
post metal for this feel.

>>71900323
Am I a numale if I agree with these opinions?
Or am I only an autist with retardation?

>>71900359
worse. you're edgy.

>>71900359
both

>>71900041
FUCKING THIS

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>>71900286
>>71900351

>>71900050
yes it does
list to nightmares made flesh by bloodbath

>>71900359
you're an actual retard because you're agreeing with an ironic joke

>>71900377
>>71900378
>>71900409
I will leave then. Goodbye cruel world

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>>71897896

question, what's the best music player for metal?

>>71899963
GET OFF OF MY ROW-BOOOOAT

what are you blasting, m8tys?

>>71900475
yer mum

>>71900458
>Polish Thrash
this nigga gets it
what's your opinion on those 5 albums?

>>71900475
nuclear

get it ?

nuclear blast lol

what is your process for digesting an album?

do you just put it on, and if you like it, you keep it?

do you download masses of shit and have an impossible backlog?

what was the last album that fucked your shit up, and what context were you listening to it in?

>>71900244

it's a great album

>>71900467
Samsung music player

>>71900482

kek'd

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>>71900488

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post misleading album covers

>>71900041
Scratch that, reverse it.

Groove is like the fat chick/moped of metal. It's fun...until your friends catch you.

Glam was metal's brother coming out.

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>>71900537

>>71900566
>giving a shit what people think about your music taste

found the numale.

Is there any good pirate metal?

What are some more songs about bands that go on far past their prime and release lazy, late-career self-titled albums?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhQPyM0qmRs

>>71900668
Pirate metal is only good if you're so drunk on grog and rum that you could care less about what music you're listening to

>Rok was also a 'pen pal' of the lead singer and founding member Quorthon of Swedish Black Metal pioneers Bathory, .[3] Rok sent demonic hand drawn pictures to Quorthon who in return mailed back bones from an unknown skeleton. Rok saw this as a sign to continue his work further.

KEK

>black metal review on metal-archives
>grammatically correct
>beautifully put, poetic even
>death metal review on metal-archives
>"dude this is so fucking brutal man, the riffs are sick and drums are like killer xD"

>>71900050
of course
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Igumc9Qf2Yc

>>71900593
>thinking I care that you green-texted something I said and called me nu-male

Who's the more nu-male? The nu-male or the nu-male who fucks him?

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how do I suppress the oncoming urge to sing along to such infectious melodies? power metal is suching an ambiguous genre. I reckon its shitness but can't help but enjoy cheese. Thoughts, /metal/?

>>71900709
you.

is this proto-metal?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-lvyYiRsCo

>>71900668
Running Wild

>>71900483
I enjoy all of them, specially 666 and Horda Goga

btw Voodoo is also polish but heavy metal.

>>71900710
stop listening to what we don't like, faggot.

>>71900702
>metal-archives
There's your problem

>>71900702
shit b8

>>71900747
>There's your problem
could be worse, at least he didn't mention fucking RYM

>>71900702
KYS blackie shit

>>71900702
You sure about that?

http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/Deathspell_Omega/Si_Monvmentvm_Reqvires%2C_Circvmspice/39107/Kruel/132884

>>71900735
Horda Goga is a fucking masterpiece. It manages to sound technical and progressive without sacrificing any aggression. Few Tech Thrash albums manage to do that.
Fallen Angel is also an anomalous album that deserves praise.

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name ONE (1) ed repka art cover that doesn't suck
excluding picrel

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>>71900702
>beautifully put, poetic even
Gaaaayy

at what age did you realize you're a poseur?

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>>71900802

>>71900717
No u

>>71900792
jesus fucking christ

rec me some obscure grind, the faster and harsher the better

>>71900843
Sadistik Exekution
not grind but.. yeah

>>71900818
since day 1

>>71900852
I already listen to them m8, thanks tho

>>71900835
Please stop promoting Christianity.

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>>71900843
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZncbR6c4duk

>>71900843
death toll 80k
not sure if obscure tho

>>71900458
>nu-male trying this hard to fit in

ENTER THE GATES
AUSCHWITZ AWAITS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnRqqCBODXs
HAHAHA, FUCK THE JEWS

>>71900903
t. nu-male

>>71900879
This is good shit dude

>>71900883
I've never heard of them before, what I'm listening to now by them sounds p fucking great tho thanks

>>71900949

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would you hang out with me, /metal/? what do i look like?

>>71900958
too early faggot

>>71900843
Le Scrawl

>>71900883
They're pretty well known.

>>71900843
Extreme Smoke 57

>few hours later
>no new thread
black metal and varg vikernes are the ultimate nu males
period

>>71898374
Just Listened to it myself damn dude that is some fire ass shit

Does anyone have any recommendations if I've really been enjoying:

Roads to Judah by Deafheaven
Passenger by Black Monolith
Luminiferous Aether by Mare Cognitum
and Filosofem by Burzum

>>71898190
may nigga

>>71904220
mah**

>>71902868
t. closet nu-male

bump xD