/metal/

420 bpm blastbeats

TRENDY
FUCKING
COCKSUCKERS

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>>69821965
The riffs on this album are fucking insane.

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Sealmen will conquer the world with heavy riffs

>>69822090
If you guys like this, go listen to Abyssous. They sound similar.

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satan, crucifixs, suicide, death ect. . .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Qb9ssuuWSY

You guys gotta admit this shit is pretty good

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>>69822160
more like LIFE metal and grindBORE am i right

>>69822121
I'll check it out, thanks!

>>69822160
That opening solo on dbd is fucking great.

>>69822205
You mean "Dabba dah"?

>>69822205
Dead by dawn is overrated


Suicide Sacrifice / s/t / Bleaspherion are the real stuff

>>69822242
The whole album is fucking great, and even if DBD is "overrated", it's still a great track regardless.

>>69822223
Check 'em.

>>69822185
Euronymous was so autistic lmao

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>>69822309
the entire yuro BM scene was filled to the brim with spergs, the norwegians were just the worse about it

>>69822185
What Euro did here is fucking disgusting, even by his standards. Regardless if it was used for imagery's sake or not, using Dead's death to preach your elitist bullshit is awful.

>>69821965
RE DJENT

>>69822358
i mean, he did worse, the dude outright encouraged Dead's suicide

>>69822358
We know.

>>69822379
Indeed, he was truly a piece of shit.

>>69822446
he was just the spergiest in the sperg sea

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>>69822185
>Also to the trendy hardcore people...AAARRGGHH!
kek

imagine if Mayhem did a glam metal album

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Midvinterblot - Dènya https://youtu.be/Gm4SnLEhELY

>>69822473
truly the greatest line in that whole shitshow

>tfw my nose hurt because some surface skin got ripped off near the nostril and it can't heal because whenever new skin is growing back there's a considerable amount of mucus stuck beneath my nostril and i got to take it off with a knife along with the crust which is somehow glued to it everytime
should i write a goregrind song about this

>>69822527
Yes

>>69822486
Imagine if Celtic Frost did a gl... oh shit wait no.

>>69822527
you know you should
a punk blues song would be more appropriate
>anon got a lot on his mind, but he got even more in his nose
>each piece of crust feels like a thousand blows
>HURT NOSE, GO!
there, i even got you started

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>>69821965
Does a better crust album exist?

>>69822309
You cant make music without autism

you can't write mental without metal
checkmate atheists

>>69822330
just look at them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_z3QgUVdIsY

business idea: gopro footage of metal festivals

>>69822799
oh man that's a classic
but really you're only gonna get how autistic these guys were when you start looking for old BM vines
it's kind of a shame vine culture died with the internet, now it's either big shitty sites like DMU or some hackfraud with a blog

>>69822818
>festivals
nope

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>>69822799
>The Fart That Should Not Be

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What should I listen to after these Finns?

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>>69822910

>>69822910
Horna

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AAAAAAAAUGGGGGGGGGGGRAAAAAAAAAAAAAWRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>69821999
sick trips dude
420 BLAST IT

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How is it possible that they combine so many generic metal elements and yet they sound like no one else?

>>69822578
Does a good crust album exist?

>>69823273
>amorphis
>good

>>69823273
metrosexual wigger clan

>>69823273


>dreadlocks

>>69822578
LOOK TO THE NORTH

>>69823393
Suffocation is cool

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>Tfw listening to Mithras for the first time

Hoe lee fuccc

>>69823508
i had the same reacting
i had the same reaction but to a bigger extent when i listened to Elvenefris

Where do i start with Satanic Warmaster?

>>69823535
From their demo

>>69823508
>>69823531
those were growers personally

>>69823535
At the beginning, faggot.

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>>69822486
i'd listen to it

>>69823535
you don't

>>69823531
Tfw can't get into elvememefris

What do

>>69823650
get into akercocke first
that's how it worked for me

>>69823650
get into shitty new age music
>>69823684
how did that work

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>>69823693
fell in love with pic related
wanted similar material
re-listened to elvenfris
it instantly clicked

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how do i start with this?

>>69823887
get an anime haircut

>>69823887
not sure if bait

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEQnzs8wl6E

>>69823887
Suck koks

Western Visual Kei bands are copies of copies

is there a better guitarist than John Petrucci?

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Post albums you're excited for in 2017.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVNzZmVovgc

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>>69824113
yes

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>>69824113
yes

>>69824162
more nigger notes are better than dent lilwayne is a guitar marvel

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>>69824113
Yes

>>69824113
John Petrucci couldn't even cover Dimebag properly
It's called palm-muting you chinky

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>>69824113

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>>69824113

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German visual kei people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkUI-Y4svWo

Anti-iraq metla ?

>>69824196
>plays 90 notes per second
>can't do a good squealie
The fucking state of Pejewcci

>>69824273
niggerdevil

>>69824266
That drummer

WEW LADDIE

This needs to be added to the meme pasta

>>69824266
I hate my country sometimes.

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What's /melel/ listening to?

>>69824399
See>>69824127

>>69824399
shit off this list to laugh, cringe and cry at


1. DNR(Dreams not reality) (Italy)
2. GothicDolls (Spain)
3. Kyrielle (Sweden)
4. LYRE (France)
5. Pinku Jisatsu (Spain)
6. Junction Skies (Sweden)
7. Guren (Belgium)
8. GaïdjinN (France)
9. Seremedy (Sweden)
10.Closer (France)
11.Holic Toy (Italy)
12.Kogure (Germany)
13.Akado (Russia)
14. Tenshi no Yume (US)
15.Machina Shogunate (UK)
16.Exiler (Italy)
17.Electro Reverse (Italy)
18.Kage no Shujin (Switzerland)

>>69824174
wat

>>69824374

>being from the United Socialist States of Merkel

I hate your country all the times.

>tfw running a 100 degree fever
/metal/ for this feel?

>>69824527

Aye Aye

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>>69824374
hi Merkel

>>69824527
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W43aQxzjyeM

>>69824374
>when you literally ruin Europe three times within a hundred year timespan
how do the krauts do it

>>69824527
Listening to metal will cause vibrations to your skull therefore increasing the rate of blood flow causing more white blood cells to reach it. I prescribe Bolt Thrower for their endless crushing RYFFZ

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>>69824399
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nouKpf_1JM4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uDQ0P9AWc8

prediction: 2017 will bring a new ROTN album

>>69824519
Thanks

>>69824546
This time it's all about "muh nazi guilt". Fucking cunts just can't let the past be the past.

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>>69824127
Mechina is the only reason I look forward to Jan. 1st desu

Maybe this is the most pleb question ever, but what are some good Melodic Death bands? The less Satanic the lyrics, the better.

>>69824728
check out Dissection my dude

>>69824728
>good Melodic Death
AHAHAHA. Oh you're serious.

>>69824761
Fuck off to DMU fag

>>69824756
That's melodic black

>>69824728
Opeth

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>>69824728

>>69824756
Thanks m8.

>>69824761
Why is Melodic Death no good in your opinion?

>>69824728
>Belakor
>Insomnium
>Omnium Gatherum
>Mors Principium Est
>Kalmah
>In Flames(Only Lunar Strain - Colony/Clayman)
>Dark Tranquility
>At The Gates
>Amon Amarth
>Countless Skies
>The Haunted
>The Absence
>An Abstract Illusion
>Hypocrisy
>Meadows End
>Ne Obliviscaris
>Quo Vadis
>Solerrain
>A Soul Called Perdition
>Whispered

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Alright /metal/, give me your best metal songs about Sneks.

>>69824728
Norther, Soilwork, Sonic Syndicate, the list goes on

Give me a good reason not to listen to Arkona right fucking now
I swear to God I'll do it

>>69824824
>Why is Melodic Death no good in your opinion?
Most Melodic Death I've seen just feels like pussified Death Metal with dumbed-down riffs and cheesy leads. Not the good kind of cheese either.
Vocalists are normally garbage but drummers are usually good and deserve better bands that fit their skill.

>>69824853
>Arkona
Which one, Russian or Polish?

>>69824838

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diumeAfYULo

>>69824871
I was talking about the Canadian one though.

>>69824838
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZ5QleN03DU
it mentions Apep like once so it counts

Guys I currently have a crocodile in my swimming pool. My town doesn't have animal control, and it's already killed 3 cops. Does anybody have some type of incantation I can use in this situation?

>>69824853
https://youtu.be/W24zabl5AS8

>>69824761
>disliking Ne Obliviscaris
Must be hard being a faggot

>>69824728
>>69824817
This list is pretty much everything you'll need on as an intro to melodeath, though I would also be inclined to recommend Hyperion, Inferi, Karybdis, Faces of Cain, Mors Silens, Hoth, Warg, and Whispered.

>>69824919
>it's already killed 3 cops
Wouldn't it have been shot by now?

>>69824957
>liking Ne Obliscaris
>calling anyone a faggot

Forgot schools let out for winter break already.

>>69824919
Papyrus Containing the Spell to Preserve Its Possessor Against Attacks from He Who is in the Water
Papyrus Containing the Spell to Preserve Its Possessor Against Attacks from He Who is in the Water
Papyrus Containing the Spell to Preserve Its Possessor Against Attacks from He Who is in the Water
Papyrus Containing the Spell to Preserve Its Possessor Against Attacks from He Who is in the Water

>>69824884
>>69824880
Some bretty gud SnekCore, thanks pals

>>69824788
literally half meloblack half melodeath

>>69824983
PRESERVE MEEE

FROM HE
WHO IS IN THE WATER

>>69824980
>Ne Obliscaris
>not best prog band of the decade
Dumb atmoshitter

>>69824977
>Not giving the crocodile a fair trial in a court of law.

This is america not saudi arabia

>>69824977
i'm guessing he's from DESIGNATED land, so i doubt that

>>69824830
couldn't spot a single good band

New The Ruins of Beverast EP. It did not sound like what I expected at all.

https://noisey.vice.com/en_us/article/the-ruins-of-beverasts-new-ep-is-an-experimental-orgy-of-spiritual-psychedelia

>>69824977
That's illegal don't be ridiculous.

Thank ya'll for the Melodeath recs. Occasional elitism aside, /metal/ really is the best general on /mu/.

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>>69825040
>Noisey

>>69825008
BE DRIVEN BACK CROCODILE

THOU SPAWN OF SET

MOVE NOT BY MEANS OF THY TAIL

WORK NOT THY FEET OR LEGS

OPEN NOT THY MOUTH

LET THE WATERS THAT ARE BEFORE THEE TURN INTO A CONSUMING FIRE

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>>69825040
>Noisey

>>69825040
>Noisey
:^]

>>69824924
Thtupendous

>>69825036
>>69824855
Not enough brutal incomprehensible vocals and repetitive chugging and wanking?

>>69825051
Not at all m8
My next recommendation would be to stop listening to melodeath ang grow a pair tho

>>69825063
>filename
Is Angry Joe actually an SJW now or what
I stopped caring when his reactions and movie reviews took over the channel

>>69825040
No thanks.

>>69825085
Melodic Death general when

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who'd win in a fight this...

>>69825085
no
i guess I'm just too old for pop choruses over watered down market death metal

>>69825107
I'd welcome it so melofags can leave the general.

>>69825101
he's a bit of fence sitter
unless we're going with the /pol/ack definition of SJW and if so then yes, absolutely, and also end your life immediately
i stopped caring when i saw his movie reviews and realized the dude is the incarnation of the tasteless nerd

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>>69825123
or this

Sometimes you just have to blast Nightwish

new whoredom rife track finally out

https://soundcloud.com/terratvr-possessions/whoredom-rife-beyond-the-skies-of-god

>>69825097
To be honest, I dunno if I'd say I listen to Melodeath. I just asked for some recs because I was curious about the genre.

>>69825153
He's not even the worst honestly
Whoever the fat neckbeard is that is in every movie review has the most obnoxious personality and criticisms.

>>69825198
well yeah, but you look at the guy and you immediately go ''that guy is a tasteless nerd'', it's tattooed ion gigantic manboobs and forehead

>>69825056
i dont hang around on /mu/ or noisey, but what is the deal with the site?

>>69825228
SJWs and "muh racist white people"

>>69825228
pretty much the epitome of hipster garbage

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>>69824399
FALL TO YOUR KNEES

>>69825228
i'm no /pol/ack but the writers are either obnoxious, condescending hipsters or are carrying a 50 kg anvil of liberal guilt (and often times both)
plus an utter lack of journalistic integrity as well as complete shit-tier writing
the only worse site like that on the top of my head is Buzzfeed

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>>69825292
skipped leg day

>>69825339
is that fucking Bob Flanagan?

>>69825351
in which tv?

>According to RYM, Jane Doe by Converge is the 38th greatest metal album of all time

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>>69824399

are there any good metal podcasts that's just banter? All the ones of listened to are complete shit or radio shows

>>69825392
i used to listen to the Drunken Peasents, there's lots of banter there, sometimes by legit crazy people
there's also lots of obnoxious shit though

>>69825389
That is a killer album though. top tier gym album

>>69825389
there's far worse shit ahead in the metal charts buddy

>>69825389
>taking RYM ratings seriously

>>69825389
Greentexting well-deserved, for that album does indeed suck salty testicles

>>69825389
what's wrong ?

>>69825389
These are the same people who thought Mastodon was going to be the biggest metal band of this century. Laugh/ignore

What are the most essential metal albums this years? I haven't paid much attention to the genre the past years.

So far I've liked Cultes des Ghoules, Teitanblood, Urfaust, Deathspell Omega, Blood Incantation and Inquisition and probably a few more thats forgotten

>>69825312
Real talk about Metallica; was The Black Album a bad album or was it just the moment Metallica changed their sound?

>>69825515
>Mastodon was going to be the biggest metal band of this century
They are

>>69825547
Funny way to spell Vektor

>>69825475
RYM ratings are way more accurate than ratings on other sites
Especially metal archives

>>69825547
I think you misspelled Meshuggah

>>69825519
Terminal Redux is probably the only album that truly had a major importance and which might be held as a classic later on
i dont even like it that much but I'm pretty sure this is what's gonna happen

>>69825534
Great band
Just a bunch of lovely guys

>>69825531
Black album is pretty great stadium rock, it's not a bad album at all

>>69822160
holy shit what an album

>>69825599
>pretty great stadium rock
No matter how lavishly you dress buttmetal, it's still buttmetal

>>69825570
>metal archives
I swear those fags search for bands in genres they don't like just to leave crap reviews.

>>69825570
lol

>>69825621
And how is that different from trawling genres you don't like on RYM and leaving a 0.5?
At least Metallum views require a half-assed paragraph or two

>>69825531
Didn't Kerry King say it was pretty sweet?

>>69825619
Define buttmetal.

>>69825653
Most reviews are Shit
They are extremely biased

>>69825688
have you ever read any RYM review anon? it's literally ten times less objective and more obnoxious

>>69825688
There is literally no such thing as a non-biased review
There is literally no such thing as a non-biased opinion
There is literally no such thing as non-biased journalism
Non-bias is just a meme

djent

>>69825653
>trawling genres you don't like on RYM and leaving a 0.5

Only total tryhards and people with retarded rating systems do this

Or people who are butthurt there are so many metal albums in top 100 for the year so they downrate them

>>69825796
>Only total tryhards and people with retarded rating systems do this
like 70% of the RYM community is composed by tryhards
RYM is a great and extremely useful site with a truly obnoxious community

>>69825849
>RYM is a great and extremely useful site with a truly obnoxious community
Pretty much
I try to interact with only few users

Does good holiday themed metal exist?

>>69825849
>>69825872
how is rym useful
never used it, should i start?

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>atmospheric sludge metal

>>69825910
it's good for discovering music

>>69825908
there's a christmas EP by Agoraphobic Nosebleed that's pretty cool

>>69825913
there has never been a single good band from this genre

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wtf is this I don't even

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you have 10 sec to prove that these are not the dankest slams

>>69825913
>>69825942
Dumb subhuman riff fags
Isis and Neurosis are GOAT

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>>69825988
trve biomechanical slams

>>69825989
At least it's not drone

>>69825942
last days of humanity is pretty great

>>69825946
Proto-djent

>>69825989
Isis blows
Neurosis swallows

>>69825988
hitler dubs confirm dank slav slams

>>69825942
Yes, not a single. But many!

>>69826002
Not even the $lammiest stuff rusland has to offer

>>69825988
>>69826002

someone make a decent slam chart already

NOT IT

>>69826053
Can I request a pots n pans metal chart along with this

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anyone got any metal that is pic related?

>Batushka
>Poland
>The identities of the members are unknown, but it is known that they are from well-known bands. Their live line-up contains 8 members.

Hmmmm

>people who shit on atmosludge unironically listen to slam
Kek it all makes sense

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It's alright

>>69826114
It's actually the best album ever

>>69826111
t. Butthurt numale

>>69825908
I think Manowar made a christmas song

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Good album

>>69826114
shit-tier bass

tapeworms

>>69826140
i think you listened a different album

i don't like that metal has roots in rock music if rock music has roots in black music

>>69826133
t. Braindead wigger

>>69825988
>Reverse image search
>"slamming brutal death metal band"
album/band name please

>>69826158
post rock music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1j34wjoqhnQ

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>>69825908

>>69826176
Extermination Dismemberment - Serial Urbicide

>>69826196
danke

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Stop listening to slam

>>69826139
shit-tier Alice in Chains wannabe

>>69826223
How so?

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i want some uber capitalist metal

>>69826222
nice trips varg-senpai

>>69826223
>shit-tier Alice in Chains wannabe
Wut they sound nothing alike

big chin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYt1ylZ3SYQ

>>69826267
You don't consider Alice In Chains an old school death metal band?

>>69826240

someone post that metalcore song about bitches and money

>>69826178
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YD36ZhpHPpE

>>69826368

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLYoJgbybes

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>>69826233
>>69826267

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how come aborym made one perfect album, but everything aside is utter garbage?

>Gorement- The Ending Quest
>Cianide- A Descent into Hell
>Afflicted- Prodigal Son
>Carbonized- Disharmonization
>Crematory- Denial Compilation
What other albums should I look up?

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>>69826426
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLYoJgbybes

>>69826448
i like the Fire Walk With Me album or whatever it's called

244th for
>FUCK OFF FAGGOOOOOOOOOT
>ONETWOTHREEFOUR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SE8ckGBZQMg

>>69826461
Epitaph: Seeming Salvation
God Macabre: The Winterlong
Sorcery: Bloodchilling Tales

>>69826366
No, they're heavy metal band with some sludge metal

>>69826439
What joke

What do you guys think of Avatar? I'm really digging the song Paint Me Red.

>>69826489
that album sounds too much like mysticum worship

they really defined their sound with WNHI

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>>69826511
>alice
>sludge

>>69826536
true but i like Mysticum

>>69826549
>sludge factory doesn't have sludge influence

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dud dud dud dud dud aaahh!
dud dud dud dud dud aaahh!

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>>69826549
t. Never listened to Alice in Chains

>>69826525
I like Hail the Apocalypse

>>69826580
WHAT'S MY DRUG OF CHOOOICE

>>69826580
i believe them bones are me
some say we're born into the grave

any decent metal recs for a subhuman that enjoys skillet?

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>>69826580
GONNA END UP A BIG OL PILE OF DEM BONES

>>69826641
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5LsJA9TBPs

>>69826641
.44 through the dome

>>69826641
.44 caliber brain surgery desu

>>69826641
.44 through your face

>>69826580
Into the flood again

>>69826661
>>69826699
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8g3A-kuHc3g

>>69826716
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBDI8gLRwCE

isn't slam supposed to be poetry

>>69826796
only if you're a beatnig

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>>69826796
no

>>69826814
beat this *unzips dicks*

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>>69826943

>>69826956
I need qt like that for me .

>>69827078
i assume you mean the fish

>>69826796
>that slam poetry thread on /lit/ that got derailed by someone spamming slam
Kek

>>69827123
>that slam poetry thread on /lit/
Sounds fucking awful

>>69827223
can you write slam poetry about the great gatsby

>>69827223
the only good poetry threads on /lit/ are when someone posts a poem and every single anon proceeds to shred it apart

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>>69827265
>start a brutal slamming death metal band
>the lyrics are about literary classics
This needs to be a thing

>>69827302
>358 bytes
kek

>>69827302
brutal slams like Miss Havisham ain't funding you boy

>>69827302

Send this idea to Epic Rap Battles Of History

what's some glamened blackened thrashened slamened deathened powered sludged stonered grindened metal

>>69827384
Insomnium

>>69827384
Attila

>>69827368
>Varg Vikernes vs. Charles Manson

>>69827384
Celtic Frost

>>69827384
burzum

>>69827430
u kinda right tho actually...

>>69827384
Batlord

>>69827416

>Varg Vikernes vs Marilyn Manson

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>>69827302
>wuthering hights slam
>it's a kate bush cover

>>69827452
>>Varg Vikernes vs Shirley Manson

>>69827480
>Varg Vikernes vs the Globalist Multicultural Elite.

>>69827480
>Varg Vikernes vs Jackie Mason

BEST PIECE OF METAL EVER WRITTEN.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WzheRT-YLQ

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Varg Vikernes vs /metal/ thread quality

>Euronymous vs Eazy E

>>69827522
>king sperg vs smooth ass nigga

>>69827514
fuck off to your containment general
>>>/mu/

>>69827514
Was this song left off The Satanist?

>>69827522
busta straight busta

>>69827534
what?

Varg Vikernes vs Björn "Speed" Strid

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>>69827584
B U S T A

>>69827572
It's by a french neoclassical black metal band

Varg Vikernes vs good music

>>69827631
behemoth are polish actually

>>69827607
RYDER, YOU SHERMHEAD

>>69827631
What is their name then?

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Stop talking about me

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wtf i hate katalepsy now

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>>69827647
I'M A MOTHAFUCKIN GENIUS

>>69827654
Pensées Nocturnes, the song is called "La chimère" check also "Lune Malade"

>>69827656
every time

>>69827691
we already told you they're called Behemoth ffs
BE-HE-MOTH, is it that hard

Gravenous Hour was the most disappointing thing since my son

>>69827705
STOP HARRASSING ME

>>69827717
yeah but your son hung himself, while we will have to wait god knows how many years until the new slam masterpiece is released

>>69827742
ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?!?

>>69827753
RE

>>69827691
>Half the songs are some fucking tuba solo

dropped

>>69827763
SPEGD

WALTZ

>>69827783
WOK

>>69827793
MAHLER

what is the Boston of metal?

>>69827813
Clutch

WHAT IS MY NAAMMMEE

>>69827840
BAWY

>>69827771
>tuba solo
dafuq bruh

>>69827879
>>69827879
>>69827879

Meme loving fucks

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>>69827771
>tuba solo

>>69827824
But they are from Maryland

>>69826192
>the cake is a lie

gosh...

>>69826641
Real talk, why would you listen to Christian music?