/gg/ - Guitar and Bass General

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The world champion

When will the mods finally ban the underage Jewish boy that tortures us every thread with his stupidity?

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>>69368841
I fixed it for you

>>69368814
Reposting my ebin shred

https://clyp.it/hxuk2ecn

>>69368841
is he autistic?

>>69368923
Probably

>>69368923
if that is autistic, then i wish i was that kind and not the shittier social retard but good on tests kind

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>The total number of studio albums, special releases, extended plays, demo tapes, and works with other bands and projects is 353.

Seriously what the fuck is this guys problem?

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>>69368999

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This should come in the mail tomorrow or Thursday, I can't wait

>>69369038

godspeed, anon

>>69368999
I'm pretty sure the Pikes series (the bulk of his studio works) was a way to get a steadier stream of money while his parents were dying and in the hospital and whatnot

if it wasn't that, then he either knows he is dying (likely marfans) and wants to play until he dies, or perhaps he just has to constantly record as a kind of OCD or emotional release mechanism

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>>69369048
I didn't know that...

>mainly a sludgefag
>do the justinguitar funk course out of boredom
>get hooked on funk guitar
>looking at envelope filters
What filters do you guys use

>>69369081
Rainbow Machine or bust

>>69369097
The rainbow machine is cool but im not really sure it's an envelope filter

>>69369124
It's not. It's still cool tho. EQD makes an envelop filter called the 'Spatial Delivery' but i've never tried it

>>69369072
when it all finally clicked for me was the connection between him not touring for a year while he pumped out pikes, and his history of heath issues and his mother also had health issues (the birth of Colma was when she had cancer) and then his mom passed away and his father followed soon after

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5PXYehriYY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6uZgekN3UQ

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>>69369149
I can't handle these feels right now I have to go

Alright, you're improvising a solo and the chart says to play over Dm9 for a bar. What do you play?

>>69369230
I play something in the scale the song is in that sounds good over a Dm9, of course

>>69369230
one of those dodododo break dodododo type of things

>>69369230
D dorian or A phrygian

>>69369230
Just the open D string repeatedly

>>69369270
By the way, those are descending and I forgot to mention that you should follow it with a nasty chord

>>69369274
Wouldn't A Phrygian essentially just be D minor?

Or are you putting emphasis on the 5th, 7th, and 9th of Dm by playing A Phrygian?

>>69369149
Not too familiar with his own health, as he keeps literally everything about himself a secret. Does he have Marfans? Definitely, but so does Paul Gilbert, so does Michael Phelps, and they're not dying from it. Of course, no way to know if Brian Carroll, which is Bucket's real name, is actually suffering because he doesn't let the world know about himself.

His parents though have both passed, which is terrible and sad, and I feel for the guy. Pike 65 is one of my all time favorite pieces of music ever made, and you can feel him literally pouring out his soul into the guitar in that song, which is amazing to me, because it's a heavy, shreddy song. Proof that Bucket can do anything he wants with the instrument.

>>69369458
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68W6CiZbVnA

Listen to that to really understand the guy better. Brian Carroll is a regular ass dude, who just happens to be an amazing guitar player. Buckethead is like a character he plays, it's a persona, but he's not "autistic", he doesn't sleep in the mask or any of that.

I feel like he's one of the most misunderstood musicians of all time.

>>69369458
Buckethead has taken quite a bit of tie off of touring for health reasons since the early 2000s, the onyl time fans know about ti is when someone like Bootsy Collins posts on social media that Buckethead is sick.
There is even footage from the late 90s onward of him with braces (European GR2 tour) and clothing meant for spinal support (2010 on compression shirt worn at most live events)

and Marfan's only usually becomes an issue when the body is already prone to being sick, leading to bone and heart issues in later life (usually age 35-40 onwards)

>>69368885
>crying about crazyaga
>because he's so new he doesn't know about filtering
Why are newfriends always so hilarious?

>>69369508
Brian Carroll is basically just a disney, horror movie and music nerd who is really good at music in general

the buckethead character is to separate him from his work to maintain freedom as a person who likes to go and do shit. It is also just a fantastic piece of performance art at this point

>>69369543
He shouldn't cry about me aniway since i'm a kind and nice guy

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Best I could do

https://clyp.it/lvoflqve

r8 or h8 my work m8s

Reminder that this is the only confirmed picture of Buckethead known to exist and it's only of him when he's very young, so it's not helpful in showing how he might look now, in his 40s.

Also, his dad looks like he's Mexican perhaps, so maybe he's half Latino or something.

>inb4 some brings up those confirmed not him pictures of that Fanalo guy everyone says is him
That's not him, holy fuck, move on.

>>69369688
Play some black metal on your grandpa guitar

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>>69369729
And of course I forget the pic

I just noticed something cool that should've been obvious. I used to panic when I needed to solo over a b9 or #9 altered dominant arpeggio, but I realized I can BS my way through it by simply playing the dominant arpeggio, not messing with the 9th at all.

Now I'm just going to concentrate on making #5 and b5 altered dominants sound cool.

>>69369586
You're a worthless piece of shit and always will be

>>69369730
>grandpa guitar
lol
>Play some black metal
Such as?

>>69369586
I like that your posts bother him so much, honestly. He's so assblasted he has to scream about it, you win just by posting.

Keep up the good work (>>69369755 lol), our new redditor needs to learn this place isn't his hugbox and crying "Mods!" like a stupid bitch doesn't work here.

>>69369730
How about this?

https://clyp.it/mtaz0vw3

>>69369788
Put your trip back on, crazyaga.

>>69369081
EHX Q-Tron. One of the old big box ones. You can consistently get them on Reverb for less than 90 bucks. Great for guitar and bass

>>69370363
cry hard bitch nerd lmao

My thumb hurts when I play the B chord (or any bar chords really).
How do I fix this?
Should I just practice and keep playing bar chords?

How good do I need to be before I can jam with people?

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>>69370637
Keep practicing and try slightly using the side of your index finger to help you barre, and also try to make sure the thumb is positioned comfortably somewhat opposite your middle finger (so if the neck wasn't there, you could touch your thumb and middle finger together). If you have a guitar with a skunk stripe, I think it's generally good practice to place the thumb on or near the stripe.

>>69370653
When you can follow chord progression, rhythm, and free form. Basically a confident amount of theory plus fucking around with musically coherent notes, no wanking, only walking

>>69370801
Thanks anon

>>69368909
Ritchie used a scalloped fretboard? (I mean yes, i googled it and this is true, just never heard about it)

Why do people disrespect Synyster Gates' guitar playing? These solos aren't easy.

>>69371320
His guitar is so fucking gaudy but he has some good chops for sure, albeit repetive over the course of an album.

I do agree that his guitar is ugly af.

https://clyp.it/vtej2hfz

how do I play bass, like honestly, guitar is braindead easy for me, but bass is another level

well /mu/ it's getting late for me. maybe next time I can play some more for you. good night

Smoking sucks. You try to have a simple band practice and half the dudes have to go outside and smoke for 15 minutes every hour. How hard is it to just not smoke for 3 or 4 hours?

>>69371888
They most likely just don't want to be around you.

>>69371941
Not possible, I'm a delightful human being

>>69371888
get them to switch to vaping

>>69371888
Just smoke inside? It's band practice not eating at a restaurant

>>69372721
It's illegal in just about every first world country. Some places even ban smoking within 2 metres of a building

>>69372942
Nobody needs to know

>>69371888

>band practice
>they are all stoners
>I smoke too but not when I'm driving or playing music
>I'm almost the only one with a car
>I have to drive them to practice
>they have money for weed, but never to chip in for diesel it seems
>literally chainsmoking joints until they cant play in time and then play at all
>spend the next hour talking stoned bullshit
>always absentmindedly lighting up a joint in my car when I told them not to in case the cops stop us and bust me even though I was not smoking.

>>69373162
>>69371888
I smoke cigarettes, and I'm in a band with 2 of the biggest potheads I've ever met. Never have any of us called a smoke break, and we usually practice like 4 hours at a time. If we do more than that we'll take a break, but it's a mutual thing across all 6 of us.

I told them no one smokes in my car, none of them have ever even asked since.

Maybe it's cause we're all in our mid 20s, we're not trying to fuck around and waste our time.

We were working with one singer who would try to pull shit like that, he got the axe. No time to baby sit, no time to wait when you got a show in 2 days and this is the last chance you'll have to pull everything together and make it spotless.

>>69373162
>>69373162
That's pretty damn bad man. I had a similar experience, except the other guys would always get drunk during practice and it basically got to the point where they just wanted to hang out for 12 hours a day 4-5 days a week and maybe get a total of 3 hours of actual playing in. And most of that was shitty playing since they were too intoxicated to play right.

Unless you think you've got something special going musically I'd say tell them to start chipping in money and spending more time playing or just find someone else to play with. You can find tons of musicians on craigslist.

>>69373692

They were pretty good musicans, it was the only band I've been in that was able to improvise songs (music + lyrics) right on the spot when everybody joined in.
Eventually I left because there was too much bullshit, it was costing me a lot of money driving around for practice and gigs but was never going to go anywhere because they couldn't get their shit together and tried to rely too much on schmoozing other people instead of putting the work in, not suprising for people who couldn't work a normal job.
Right now I'm working on getting a house in the country with a dedicated fully equipped jam room, and then they can come to me. I've been saving for almost 2 years and in another year I should basically have it all ready to go.

>>69373162
>>69373582
>>69373692

>being in a band
>not wanting to be drunk and stoned
>stuck up pussies

You're doing it wrong

>>69373800

The "drug party with instruments" meme gets boring after a while, especially if you just want to play music

>>69373770
Right on man, at least you have a plan. If you can make that country house with a jam room work then that would be fucking sweet. Good luck with it.

>>69373800
Getting drunk and stoned is one thing. Wanting to be in a band and just sitting around being drunk and/or stoned all day is another.

I'm sure there's been plenty of good bands who would hang out and do drugs all day and still managed to do alright. But in my experience the most successful bands are the ones who meet up and practice for a few hours straight and really work to get their set down. The ones that just want to hang out and occasionally play usually suck and go nowhere.

>>69373800
I'd rather get paid and get repeat business. As it stands I'm making like $250 a night.

How do you find people who are into non popular genres?

I'm in germany and all the listings online are either dadrock coverbands or shitty metalbands

>>69373871

You are lucky to even have that, here in Ireland its only country music or wedding bands

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>>69373871
>tfw plenty of different music styles in your area but nobody wants to play doom

>>69368841
>champion
>le competence
>le autism

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How do I into playing delta blues?

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>>69373960
>tfw every sort of band around locally, but no one to play Chet Atkins/Jerry Reed type fingerpicking duos.

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>>69374007
>Chet Atkins/
My man, Where?

>>69374039
Straya

>>69373989
>become black
>sell soul

Doesn't matter which order

I just started taking lessons with no musical background or knowledge at all. I've played guitars in the past but really only know a couple chords by feel not by name or sound. Same with bar chords. I know how to do them I just don't know the difference between major/minor and what key Im in and all that. My first lesson was last week and my teacher gave me a couple sheets of paper with a couple variations of the pentatonic scale, showing bar chords in major and minor and what key they are in based on what string your playing from (6th or 5th). He told me to practice the scale with an a minor/c major backtrack. I really think it's too much too soon. I can barely play the scale fluently without hitting the wrong string and fuckin up my fretting. My posture was all fucked up and thankfully he told me how to correct it. Should I just let him guide me however he sees fit or should I speak up and say I feel like he should slow down with me?

>>69374120
'senpai, be gentle, it's my first time!'

>>69374044
You might as well be on the sun m8, Fla.

Wait how are archtop electronics shielded

r8 pls - mostly for main riff that comes in around 30 secs

https://clyp.it/2adon3jb

>>69374120
I teach and discussion about what the student thinks is manageable is always fine, especially in the first few weeks when one tries to gauge what the students knows and is capable of.

Except young kids - they're always lying little lazy shits

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Anyone here owns a D'Angelico? Not the original ones, but the ones from South Korea. Are they any good?

>>69368814
>could have bought a decent car for the money I spent on gear in the last year
>don't even have a driving license yet
Are my priorities messed up?

>>69374285
No, buy more gear.

Now.

Is it normal to not be able to do a minor bar chord at the 9th fret? Everything gets pressed normally except for the g string which i have to shift my index finger upwards by a bit before i can press it. That means my index finger is jutting off the fretboard slightly. Do i need to lower my action?

>>69374304
I already did.... Custom made bass is currently being built.

>>69374212
Using shielded wire. When in doubt, strap everything to ground. You don't need a Faraday cage.

>>69374285
If the story were
>bought shitloads of gear
>I don't have a band
>I play metal

Yes, you would have fucked up.
Not buying a car and being a manchild for the rest of your life is alright.

>>69374322
>Not buying a car and being a manchild for the rest of your life is alright.
Cool.

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I have a dull-ass flat black Ibanez RG that I want to spice up a bit like this. What would be the best way to do this? Just see if someone sells some kind of vinyl to put on it, or send it to someone to refinish it, or what?

>>69374142
B nice

>>69374238
I don't want to come off like I'm slacking because I do practice atleast an hour a day even after working 12 hours. I just don't want him to give up on me if I'm not progressing as much as he thinks I should.

>>69374390
Don't worry about it. Your hips will start moving on they're own in no time!

>>69374390
Any good teacher will tailor a program to suit the student's learning style and pace,

Tell him the stuff you are having trouble with and he should focus on that for a while

>>69374364
Thats surprisingly tasteful for a meme machine

>>69374464
Thanks my dude

>>69374364
some kind of foil/vinyl will be the cheapest and by far easiest method

you could probably find that stuff on ebay, I put some car foil on a pickguard once and it worked fine

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>>69374471
That's John Petruccis signature Ibanez, before he started playing those fat ugly Ernie Ball guitars.

>>69374549
...I like the music man line

>>69374572
They're fine for what they are but they can't compare to his Ibbys, too bad they're so hard to find now.

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Why did you guys told me Chapman sucks?
He seems like a good lad

>>69374572
They look very pedestrian, compared to his Ibanez's which had a very notable artistic design on the front.

Superstrats are imo the most generic guitars without a half a decent paintjob.

>>69374659
I find him cringy as fuck, specially his hair

>>69374659
He has some good ideas like the blindfold challenge video but he knows too much about the models for a lot of it to actually be fun

>>69374281
If they made this model in natural without the flame maple back/sides I would have already bought one.

I fucking hate figured wood.

>>69374659
Chapman pls go

>>69374798

well at least he cut off those stupid fucking white man dreadlocks

>>69374659
I like the videos with him and anderton, don't really like him alone. That said he is a pretty good player and I pretty much only watch him and Lee's reviews. It's better than most youtubecore autists like Ryan Bruce and Jared Dines.

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>>69375066
what about me?

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>>69375206
>what would /gg/ sound like if every post were played in a minor scale?
>what would /gg/ sound like if it was being sung by a faggot (me)?
>what would every post on /gg/ sound like if it was downtuned to B?
>what would /gg/ sound like if I read every post while getting my asshole destroyed by a big black cock?

>>69374659
Anyone that plays Metal sucks.

It's like people that drive Audi's/VW's. Useless sub-people 2bh.

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>>69375241
low quality bait

>>69375302
Literally an accountants Gallardo. Everything else is an overpriced VW, and/or done cheaper by Subaru or Volvo. And VW's are overpriced Honda/Toyota/Mazda/etc.

VW/Audi's have become faux-german 'luxury' that breaks more, and does less then Merc/BMW.

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>>69374659
Because his mates are better in every way.

>>69371320
>younger me thought syn was the best guitarist in the world
Wew

>>69371320
Complex or difficult don't mean good. He makes cheesy cliche music. Yeah he can play pretty well, but he's nowhere near as talented as Batio. I don't listen to MAB for the same reasons though.

>>69371320
A7X is One Direction for edgy kids, so that's probably why

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So my bandmate and I are starting to play some shows and with $600 we need a good Electric-Acoustic and an amp. We prefer to split the cost for each at a good $250-300. I tried to refer him to Music Man amps like mine but they seem to have risen an extra $200 since I last saw. I was also looking into Jazz Choruses or a Hot Rod Deluxe/Deville. Not so sure on the guitar yet we were thinking something Korean, Japanese or American.

>>69375988
Getting a good guitar and amp for 600 dollars is going to be a really big challenge man

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>>69375988
The solution to all your problems is right here

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What is with the amount of misinformation and straight-up lying in this thread? Fuck's sake, people.

>>69368814
RIP Shawn Lane. I wish he were still around. I feel like his real full potential was never unlocked. This is him in failing health and he was still a fucking behemoth:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLEuZXCrgpQ
>>69368841
Where do you think he learned it from? ^
>>69368885
Use the filter, fucking moron.
He's not nearly as bad as he used to be.
>>69368909
Kek
>>69368914
God I hate that backing track tone so much. Djent was a mistake (I know it's not djent, but the tones are unmistakably there.)
Your playing is fine.
>>69368923
Do you really have to ask?
>>69368999
No real support group due to his own social anxiety/death of the ones closest to him. Music is his way of coping and releasing his emotions., like it is for so many people. Not that hard to comprehend.
>>69369048
While it is only speculation, it definitely does line up with his back problems and all the physical characteristics of Marfans. Then again, those things aren't necessarily indicators of the disease. If that were the case, we'd be guessing which NBA stars have it, too.
>>69369458
>Definitely, but so does Paul Gilbert, so does Michael Phelps
Neither of those people have Marfan Syndrome and we don't know about Buckethead. Stop lying.
>>69369568
This.
>>69369729
>only confirmed pic
Please. There are several more and there's a fucking video of him playing in one of his earlier projects before Buckethead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89Qf6rXNhSs
>>69370653
When you can follow a I-IV-V blues progression, you can start jamming.
>>69371320
They're almost easy.
>>69371888
I fucking hate smokers that do this.
>>69373871
Move to a more diverse area. I'm going through the same struggle myself.
>>69374281
If it's from South Korea and made in the 90s to the current day, it's probably pretty good or even better.
>>69375988
>good acoustic-electric
Look at Takamine, Cort, Samick, and Yamaha

>>69374306
More than likely it's a technique problem.
I have no issues barring anywhere(except over the body) on my classical. I have the action set at the 12th fret to about 0.12in on the treble side and 0.14in on the bass side.
This is roughly twice the height of your average electric guitar.

>>69376251

same

>>69376251
Namefag BTFO

>>69376313
same

>>69376153
>just move to a more diverse area
brb leaving uni, my flat and workplace to find some mates to play

I can play the drums, guitar and bass. Trying to get some practice in recording by covering some of my favourite songs, but my inital attemps have been a little shaky on the timing. Does it HAVE to be absolutely perfect or it will sound like shit?

>>69376677
if you record drums first and layer guitar/bass listening to your recording you should be fine

you could also manipulate your stuff in ableton for now, though having perfect timing should be the goal in the long run

>>69374281
>>69376153
>If it's from South Korea and made in the 90s to the current day, it's probably pretty good or even better.

Better than the originals? Have you tried an original D'Angelico?
Also, nice auto.

>>69376812

I'm just using reaper, I start off putting in the song to cover and add a click to queue it in and start adding the layers, playing off the original song. Perhaps this is not working as good as using just a click track but I fucking hate playing to a click.
I'd rather not cheat to fix the mistakes since I see this as a vehicle to hammer out the remaining sloppyness in my playing as you say.
You cant properly hear your playing until you listen back.

>>69373989
>tune all strings to c
>take greyhound bus to chicago
>kill yo woman
>hitch a ride to tuscaloosa
>sit on porch
>go blind drinking bad hooch

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>Tune guitar
>D chord sounds right
>A chord sounds like shit

>Flatten B a bit
>A chord sounds right
>D chord sounds like shit
>Tune again
>Flatten G a bit
>D chord sounds meh
>A chord sounds meh
>way out of tune up the neck now

whoever designed the fretboard was a retard

>>69377054
>

>>69374095
It's the same thing

>>69376153
>it's probably pretty good or even better.
>>69376824
>Better than the originals?
Jesus, fucking this.
>asian shitplank encased in polyurethane better than a vintage D'Angelico
...aaaand I just filtered my first Namefag.

>>69377054
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uehDWQNActA

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Is a vintage squire better and more valuable than a new squire?

>>69377125
wouldn't say so

>>69376153
>tfw I prefer crazyaga to cortfag

>>69377125
With guitars that cheap id almost always say new is better and less likely to break and need reapairs.

>>69377203
I know, right? Sad, ain't it?

>>69377203
>>69377262
What happened to SGcuck?

>>69377269
He stopped posting sometime after his wife said he couldn't buy an amp and saying they hadn't had sex in over 6 months.

>>69377269
Was that the fuckin' retarded redneck with the blue Jeff Tweedy signature SG?

Anyone else drool while playing?

>>69377331
Nah, pretty sure it was a basic red one. He didn't name fag mostly, but people recognized him from what he posted. He was originally sg bro til he started opening up about his marriage.

>>69377363
I think that was the same guy though. Did he have a couple of black SGs too? One being a single bridge pickup Epiphone?

which gauge do you figs use on your acoustics?

>>69377335
lol

>>69377329

Remember kids, if you get married then the pussy will be held hostage until everything you love has been destroyed. Big trucks, motorbikes, fishing boats, guitars etc its all going on craigslist for knockdown prices.

>>69377335
no I'm not a drummer

>>69377418
Maybe... I never paid him any attention.... did that guy have a 5150 half stack at one point, maybe with a Marshall cab?

>>69377424
.11 brah, it's the only one they sell where i live

>>69377445
That's the first thing I thought of.

How can you tell if a stage is level?

>>69377452
I honestly can't remember. I can't look through my pics because I'm on a shitty backup laptop right now because the PSU in my regular PC took a shit.

>>69377440
This, and then assholes like me will buy it because it's a great deal and unless it's something really nice it'll go in a case in a room next to all the other gear that never gets touched.

>>69368923
No, he plays electric

>>69377518
You just think you're bad. I bought a Japanese Tele on eBay like six months ago and I still haven't bothered even plugging it in.

What’s black and blue and lying in a ditch?
A guitarist who’s told too many drummer jokes.

>>69377560
That's a very good drummer impersonation.

>>69377054
yeah it sucks being able to play in literally every key

>>69377585
I guarantee the only way a drummer found a ditch was because he fell into it a couple times.

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>>69377570
>tfw I buy gear slowly and enjoy each individual thing to bits before getting the next piece

>>69377570
I bought an American Tele and I pretty much never play it over my modded mim Duo Sonic still. I love that stupid kids guitar too much to ever stop playing it.

>>69377585
What's black and blue and lying in a ditch?
A drummer who thought he could drive himself to band practice

>>69377629

Should have worn a seatbelt I guess

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>>69377616
Is it the 22.7" radius one? I've been wanting an old 90s MiM one with the babby neck since they new ones BTFO their prices so I can pick them up for around $250

>>69377614
I've got one magic ass Gibson Les Paul Standard that sounds unreal. I keep trying to find another magic ass guitar with no luck. Sometimes I wish I didn't actually know the difference between a decent guitar and a magic ass one.
>>69377616
>Duo Sonic
Mah nigga. I have a desert sand Squier I really like. It's just so junky and plastic feeling, really cool little beater guitar for the money.

Post buffer size and lag

64 11.95 ms

Guitar a shit.

>>69376081
i started on one of these, was fucking terrible desu

you can't use the trem because the metal is so bad the arm will flatten it's own threads with use(and no i wasn't too strong for it or something, I was fucking 12 lmao)

amp sucks as you can expect, everything with it sucks, cant stay in tune

just buy a used mim and a behringer um2 fuck the rest

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>>69369741
pssst....hey kid...try this. All the cool kids are doing it.

>>69377104
the A chord he plays is literally out of tune lmao

true temperament is bullshit and literally does nothing if you're playing with people that don't have it

>>69377914
i tried it and broke my wrist

>>69377836
Now that you say that about the trem, I noticed that mine is rattling and it work lock in place anymore

>>69378021
There's more than one way to finger it

>>69378126
that's what she said

>>69378126
why are the flats and sharps a whole step apart?

>>69378183
..........

>>69377585
>>69377629
What's black, blue and lying in a ditch ?
The bassist's ballsack

>>69377452
He had a red Peavey Ultra with a 5150 4x12" cab, last times I've seen him post he was happy playing with a drummer who also had the same kind of red/black color scheme

>>69377717
I want a magic ass guitar, how can i recognize one?

>>69378276
You really don't, please believe me when I tell you this.

>>69378304
then wat do?

>>69378320
Pray you never find one, I have 17 guitars at the moment.

This all started when I felt like I needed a backup for my Les Paul if I broke a string. Turns out there is no backup, believe me I've looked. Now my whole sound is that guitar and I'm terrified of losing it or having it stolen. It never leaves my sight when I'm playing out or touring.

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There's a solo in a song and I want to identify the scale it's from.
I tried using a scale finder but I got this massive list.

How can I narrow down this list?

>>69378390
>17 guitars
why? You say you only play one of them? Maybe the right thing would be to part ways with that magic ass guitar?

>>69378441
This. Give it to me for free

>>69378441
When I'm home I order guitars as possible back ups and some to try out creatively (12-strings, ERGs, etc.) Most get returned (or sold within a few weeks/months). The magic ass Les Paul is the one that everything gets measured against, I've been doing this since 2000 or so and the magic ass guitar has been the victor every time.
>>69378473
You're making a joke but I really wish I could. If I ever really "make it" I think I'd like to do exactly that, give away guitars (or musical instruments) for free to people who couldn't afford them otherwise. I'm not in a financial position to do that right now unfortunately.

>>69378592
I'll pay the shipping of course ;_;

>>69378618
hey, you're not me. that's my rightfully earned guitar as I responded first (I called it)
>>69378592
hello, this is me again (the guy who first requested the supposed magic ass guitar) when will you be sending it out?? I can, of course pay for shipping. I am in mumbai

>>69378668
I'm the one who gave you the idea faggot, i think i deserve a guitar too, and with extra magic please

What kind of shit show am I getting into buying a budget semi hollow? Budget meaning no more than $350 used. I could make it more but I'm not trying to spend money like that til after the holiday. Going to hit up my local music store and see what they got first.

>>69378715
trade me ur guitar and i will enchant and mod it. i will sign off after u trade it to me but this is just to mod it this is normal

>>69378618
>>69378668
>>69378715
I really can't afford all the guitars I own right now to be honest, most will be returned, sold, or traded within the next few weeks (or months). At this point I'd be happy with a single magic ass backup for when I break a string during a show. I'm not holding my breath at this point though.

I think I'm in the same boat with a lot of other players, I've read over and over again about famous guitarists who had one main magic ass baby that they didn't want to be separated from. Brian May, Billy Gibbons, Santana, etc.

>>69378800
What type of tonewood??

>using a pick to play
lmao plebs

>>69369688
nice, what did you play this on?

>>69378832
Metal

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>>69378814
I was the same way, I had over 80+ since February and now I just have 2 Flying Vs and 2 Mustangs(Fender,Gibson, Epiphone, Squier), Breedlove acoustic and a Modded Fender Strat. I've yet to experience a "magic guitar" other than maybe my modded Squier Mustang but it's probably because it went to hell and back to get it how I wanted it.
>>69378668
POO IN THE LOO
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Talk me out of buying a gs mini and using it as main acoustic

>>69378954
>I had over 80+ since February
You owned 80 fucking guitars?

>>69378813
what type of magic will you put in it? This is crucial

>>69378183
Worry about the sound, not the nomenclature.

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>>69378977
>>69378977
Yea you might've have seen my shitposts. I was the king of Meme machines. I can post the list of you want. I'd buy/sell/trade all the time, one guitar didn't even last 36 hours. Thanks to that method though my $3,000 worth of gear only cost me $1,500 due to profits

>>69378977
I'm assuming he bought a used guitar and sold it shortly after for the same price.

>tfw modding my #1 to be my magic ass baby

>>69373960
I know this feel. The scene in the area is all speedy nu-metal type shit. No good

>>69378954
>80+
I actually have no idea how many I've had this year so far. I'm in a funk right now where I don't want to fuck with all the idiots to sell the ones I know need to go back out, hence 17 of the fuckers gathering dust in my storage space.

>>69378968
GS minis are just like the people who play them: cheap, tinny and desperate.

I have a bunch of scarf-and-peacoat wearing nu males who play GS minis in my life, and I'm actually starting to forget what name to call each one when I see them in public.

So there.

>>69378985
wahetevr you would like my friend!

>>69379114
This will get shit on but you can't mod a decent guitar into a magic ass one, I tried. The magic is in the wood and people seem to really hate it when I say that but it's the truth. God is real and so are tonewoods. It has to be said sometimes, I'm sorry.

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>>69378390
what year's your LP, anon? I just got a 64 SG Special (beat to shit looking but plays well) and it unseated my 69 Std as the best guitar I'd ever touched. I have a 74 LP Custom that I just haven't connected with, though. Was looking at early 90s Standards because supposedly the QC was better back then, no chambering, Matt Pike, etc. Not sure how to quantify the magic guitar feeling either, they just feel right.

>>69379377
Kek confirms. Tonewood debate is over.

>>69379437
get it

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Talk me out of it.

>>69379467
Patch those holes up and it's good

>>69379084
do you buy/sell/trade for a living? Do you own a store?

>>69379387
It's a ''79. That's the ultimate kicker too, it was obviously put together by people who didn't give a fuck. It is hands down the ugliest, poorly constructed piece of shit you'll ever find.

But the "magic" isn't a feeling at all on this one, it's the sound. Indescribable. My sound. I've actually been in my friends project studio when they were listening to samples of chopped up experimental music and recognized my guitar in a mix I didn't actually play on. He had taken some of my raw tracks and cut them up and placed them into a song and I could still pick out my guitar distinctly.

The thing is it's my guitar's sound more than it's me. Sometimes I don't know if I should feel sorry for people who actually believe "tone is in the players hands" or me because I know that's not really true at all.
>>69379431
I know it'll never really be over because magic ass guitars are rarer than hens teeth. I feel bad for the people who will probably never experience the truth, but if they don't know then they don't know. You can't blame them for something they can't help.

>>69379681
Huh. Stock pickups in that thing, then? I can't say mine sound superb, any better or worse than comparable ones, but they all feel great to play. Interesting that it's the sound in your case. Is it a standard?

>>69378435
What harmony do the underlying chords imply?

>>69379292
thanks

>>69379681
My dude, I'm in no delusion about magic wood and the biochemistry of trees of yesteryear. It's just a fact.

It's such a double-edged sword I might add. I've known at least one par-for-the-course player who thought he was so nice but it was really just a freakishly good guitar he owned. As in, every note it produced SOUNDED good. It was actually kind of funny to see his charisma disappear upon picking up literally every other instrument.

>>69378968
You can sound like shit for a lot less money, and look better doing it

>>69379729
That's another asskicker, it still sounds like my guitar even when I change out the pickups. I've got Seymour Duncans in it right now though, I like them the best in it. It's kind of like it's singing and changing the pickups is kind of like changing the mic in front of a great singer. That's why I preach tonewood, I don't have any other explanation for it.
>>69379972
>but it was really just a freakishly good guitar he owned.
Yep, I'm afraid this is me.

>>69377689
No i think i have a newer one than that because it's more like a strat pickguard than a mustang one. I'll post a picture after work if this thread is still active. I love that little guitar.

>>69380254
You're one hell of a committed troll I have to admit.

>>69375540

This.

Rabea or however the fuck his name is spelled is a lot more interesting to watch. Captain Lee is what really draws me to andertons videos.

>>69380280
Sadly I'm not trolling at all. I honestly wish none of this was true, I'd probably be better off. Like I said, if you don't know then you don't know.

>>69374549
mr lahey, julian is out front wearing his sexy black shirt and playing scales really fast. he said he wants to drink with you.

>>69378853
Thanks, I played this on my Lucero LCT 250 - CE/BLK classical guitar

Anyone here ever got a killswitch installed? How much did you pay?

>>69368923
>is buckethead autistic

Possible I guess. I think more likely he's just a very smart guy who didn't want to deal with being recognized on the street if/when he became popular. Or maybe he has some of that Mitch Hedburg stage anxiety and use the mask to help.

Tonewoods are a bullshit lie created by guitar companies so they can sell overpriced stuff to dentists but anon isn't wrong you can't just mod some Squier into a perfect guitar. You'll never get the wiring perfect to create that perfect tone unless it was created by a master and you or the guy at your local shop aren't a master.

>>69380680
wiring masters huh? thats a new one.

>>69380680
You're so close to being correct, you're completely wrong. What makes a great instrument isn't one particular element. It's every element. This is just what it is. You can choose to believe it or not. And btw, the guy at my local shop is a master, so suck a dick.

>>69380665
There are some funny stories involving Buckethead floating around. Here's a quote on his wiki page from Ozzy Osbourne regarding Ozzy offering Buckethead a spot on tour with him:

>"I tried out that Buckethead guy. I met with him and asked him to work with me, but only if he got rid of the fucking bucket. So I came back a bit later, and he's wearing this green fucking Martian's-hat thing! I said, 'Look, just be yourself.' He told me his name was Brian, so I said that's what I'd call him. He says, 'No one calls me Brian except my mother.' So I said, 'Pretend I'm your mum, then!' I haven't even got out of the room and I'm already playing fucking mind games with the guy. What happens if one day he's gone and there's a note saying, 'I've been beamed up'? Don't get me wrong, he's a great player. He plays like a motherfucker."[26]

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>>69379754
This is what I could tab out

Bars 1 and 2 are played for about a minute and that's where I pulled those notes from because I comprehend that section

After that bars 3 to 6 are played as the solo speeds up, I don't know if this is a different scale being played but I included it nontheless

>>69380757
Anyone who believes in tonewoods is a retard who got fooled by happy merchants. Im sorry anon, you fell for the scam. Its ok, the guitar industry needs people like you to keep it afloat.

>>69380680
>Tonewoods are a bullshit lie created by guitar companies so they can sell overpriced stuff to dentists
At one point in my life I would have agreed with you but I'm a tonewood convert now. The thing is my Les Paul was considered garbage when I bought it because it was built in the 70s and I payed less for it than I did for my American Tele. Tonewood isn't necessarily expensive but it is rare as fuck apparently. I'd easily pay three or four times what I originally payed for a backup spare at this point.

>>69376577
Good luck M8.
>>69376824
>>69377096
I never implied that. Work on your reading comprehension skills. You'll need those if you ever plan on leaving your mom's basement.

>>69380680

Sure you can. Just the amount of things you need to replace are such that what's left is maybe only 30% of the original guitar. Maybe 50% if the pots and capacitors are okay. As long as it isn't made of literal plywood and the neck isn't warped, it's doable. The issue is cost and whether it's worthwhile to do that kind of overhaul or spend some extra for a mid-tier guitar that does not need as much done on it.

>>69380804
I'm not a fucking dentist, you antidentite.

>>69378954
i used to have a faded v like that, i couldnt stand the finish so i sold it and got a proper one in gloss cherry, i reccomend u do the same anon

v brothers unite

>>69374236
I like it. It's simple but effective

>>69379084
i used to do this, ive owned about 20 guitars this year just from deal hunting and then selling to afford something better, and then just kept going up the ladder till i had some proper fancy gear

>>69380804
See, this is why I don't mention tonewoods very often, because I get completely irrational responses like this. I already stated My 30+ year old guitar was bought used and very cheap. Not sure what guitar industry "scam" you could reasonably think I fell for.

>>69368841

>recreated the Disney ride songs to play when he went on the rides
>was to weird for fucking Ozzy, left a note reading, "I've been beamed up."
>He never wanted to do GnR but Axl kept bugging him and gave him a Leatherface toy or some shitjust to sway him
>Best friends with Bootsy

By far the funniest story about him was when he was negotiating contracts for GnR.

>multi million $ deals and he was spaking through Herbie his handpuppet that's a zombie head

I really hope when he retires he writes a biography because it would be hilarious.

He's also really in to the Wu Tang Clan and loves ODB. He was also good friends with Shawn Lane.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQ6nxgSAeHw

>>69380607
diy it's easy unless you are an idiot

>>69380779
>I said, 'Look, just be yourself.' He told me his name was Brian, so I said that's what I'd call him. He says, 'No one calls me Brian except my mother.'
Buckethead goes on /r9k/ confirmed

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>tfw building pedal collection
It's a slippery slope

>It's another /gg/ loses their shit over the tonewood debate episode

literally nobody cares
you believe in tonewoods? ok. you don't? ok.

>>69381192
The tonewood debate will never be settled because even if it's proven false the people who spent money on it will try and rationalize their purchase and even if it's proven real people who can't afford it will deny it

>>69381192
I prefer hickory

>inb4 froosh appears to give his opinion on tonewood and shitting up this already shitty thread
filters ACTIVATE

>>69381225
nigger I got one word for you: molecules

>>69380899
If I were to mod a squire for best tone and playability possible with no consideration for nice feel on the secondary parts I would do something like this. Also assuming usual Squier materials; basswood or agathis or something body, maple neck, rosewood fretboard:

>replace bridge
>replace nut
>level and crown frets
>file fret ends
>change pickups but keep existing pots and switches if they are functional and not interfering with actual sound output
>clean up wiring as needed
>keep original tuners because even though they feel terrible they do still work
>the usual setup adjustments you do on every guitar + fresh set of strings

That will give you a comfy to play guitar that sounds pretty close if not exactly the same as any US Fender.

>>69381254
>bang hickory drumstick on table
>nice noise with percussive attack
>bang maple(not even sure that shit's maple tho) neck on same table
>boring bland noise
tonewoods confirmed

>>69381278
Not molecules, but rather cells and cell walls. If you'd look at wood on a molecular level, the organisation would be very messy in either case of "high quality" maple and a "low quality" maple.

>>69381225
it's kind of like religion, folks believe into different stuff

I'm okay with that but once they start imposing their opinion on other people it gets bretty annoying

>>69381263
>crying about crazyaga
>crying about cortfag
>crying about froosh
kys reddit

>>69381401
Right but how much of an effect that has on a solid body electric is pretty small.

I'm right there with you if we get in to semi-hollows and acoustics though. That's where wood and construction makes big differences.

>>69381440
>pretty small
hmmmm so you'd admit they play a role then? highly suspect behavior coming from someone who's trying to deny the wood has role in an electric guitars tone. sounds like your contradicting yourself

>>69381440
Its important for acoustics. I think its real for solid bodies in some small way but that way will likely be lost if you play anything other than clean through select amps.

>>69381535
If woods didn't matter, everyone would be making their shit out of a plate of plywood and compressed old pizza boxes like Danelectro.

>>69381440
>Right but how much of an effect that has on a solid body electric is pretty small.
And that's what ultimately the tonewood debate is all about. "Is the difference important enough ?"
There is absolutely no doubt two pieces of wood CANT sound exactly the same, but what's unsure is can we hear the difference beween those two pieces of wood ?

>>69377125
nah people will try to sell them to you for more money though, just ignore them

>>69381568
Hey guys!
Look!
It's a guy with an electric guitar who doesn't own an amp!

>>69381084

Anyone who loves Wu-Tang is alright in my book.

>>69381156

It's pretty satisfying when you completely populate a board though, you can do it Anon!

>>69381568
this. if fender could sell plastic guitars made from recycled diapers they would. they're made from wood for a reason

>>69381680
Look! It's a guy that doesn't have a counter argument.

I bet you own a Danelectro too.

>>69381618
I think everything else from the wiring, to the pickups, to the amp and so on are likely more important in determining if you can actually hear it at all.

I guess you could say I'm a believer in it but I'm really suspect of anyone who says they can hear the difference any way other than playing unplugged and who wastes their money on a top of the line electric guitar to just play it unplugged.

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>>69381692
>tfw i quit my job right before i could buy the phaser i wanted
that blank space on the board is a blank space in my soul

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>>69381726
>tfw have a job but its a 3rd world country job with a shitty exchange rate so I can't buy that many pedals and I have to be sensible about my spending

>>69381535
Yes. Wood type will affect the vibration of the string in combination with the nut and the bridge. I think it's a small thing but it is a factor of course. Like i'm not going to be saying hey plywood or plastic or whatever is just as good as a couple pieces of solid wood glued together to form the usual solid electric body.

>>69381751
i feel you brah
i live in fucking uruguay

AGUANTE LOS PIBES

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Reminder that if you own a guitar with a pointy headstock you must report to your designated reeducation camp by 12/5/2016 or you will be euthanized.

>>69381751
If you don't mind learning how to solder, you can make your own pedals from the wiring charts freely available online. I would definitely do that if I lived outside the major guitar selling areas of the world or had to be really careful on expenses.

shred https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Cl1f_6FYQo

>>69381796

A friend of mine was gonna teach me how, but I haven't had the time at all with all my playing and job and shit.

>>69374858
>>69375066
>>69375540
>>69380300

Interesting. Guess I never thought about it too much but I always found Chapman to come off as the more honest and picky one in those videos. Whereas Captain just seems like a salesman who is afraid to say anything bad about a guitar or product.

>>69381794
How about the original banana?

>>69381794
>reeducation camp by 12/5/2016 where you will be euthanized.
ftfy

>No crazyyaga so far

Did that tripfag kike finally die of an anal rupture from a palestinian cock.

>>69381895
This

>>69381907
>talking about trips
man

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>>69381692
Slowly but surely

>>69381907
he's in tripfag heaven whith 70 virgin anons paying attention to him 24/7

>>69381907
>he's replying to a tripfag who isn't even in here
your just fucking dumb that's all

>>69381932
i got that same distortion
love the sound but each time i put it away or move my board i fuck up the knobs' positions and it's kind of frustrating

>>69381895
I just think his personality needs Lee's calm adult side to balance Chapper's childish fun side otherwise it's really annoying. I think that without Chappers the reviews would be a little biased.

>>69381973
oh yeah it's a bitch. Takes a bunch of tweaking to get it to sound good in the first place, then that happens

who here 2 bored 2 play 2day?

>>69381809

headless body in a topless bar

so how do I get good at this

>>69382033

me

2 tired though this job drains my fucking inspiration

>>69381809
What a disgusting album. DLR sounds like pure garbage.

>>69382109
practice hard erryday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ri7TcukAJ8

Just learned this

what does /gg/ do for work? everyone i this general seems rich as fuck

>>69382160
I work in a computer retail/repair store. Shit is so boring.

>>69382160
I don't do anything
My rich parents give me lots of money for gear
This seems to make people mad
Which is alright with me

>>69382160
I give guitar lessons, play in a moderately successful band that sometimes does short tours (truthfully we make most of our money off t-shirt sales), build boutique pedals, etc. I don't drink, smoke, drug, chase girls, etc. so I can make a living doing what I love. Even then I have to hustle to make it work.

>>69382160
I have a really large trust fund but I don't talk about it here since some posters will explode

>>69382141

hes not that bad. Hes better when he doesnt try too hard.

And the playing is absolutely phenomenal - Best VH album in 30yrs...and best bass of any VH album.

"disgusting" is evidence of trying too hard...otherwise I would say try harder.

>>69382160
>"poor" university student
>own a 2000€ Bass and a 1600€ EUB
Just save up?

>>69382160
My parents are rich and I use all of the money they send for rich people stuff on guitars

>>69382160

I'm a translator at a medical factory/clinic that manufactures cancer antibodies in a certain 3rd world country the soon-to-be POTUS is not too fond of.

>>69375066
Ryan is neither like Chapman nor Dines, he's just a producer/engineer who demos new gear, though his riffs are boring but his tones are good.

>>69382160
Physics student with a pest control job in the summer.

>>69382257
t. Guy I'm jealous of

Is it okay to have a little fret buzz on the low E and two highest strings if you can really hear it through the amp. I can't stand high action, and I get just a little buzz at the most comfortable action for me.

>>69373800
This isn't the 80's anymore guy, some people actually want to take the whole band thing seriously and get shit done

>>69381809

I havent heard any of this- I just assumed it sucked...but have to admit that is pretty bad ass.

Roth is a bit of a stretch tho.

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>>69382473
>This isn't the 80's anymore

dont remind me

Whats the name of that song with the famous bassline, it goes like: "doooo dododo do doDOdo doooo"

Help me out here

>>69382496
Seinfeld Theme

>>69382160
In school for programming
Made bank doing co op for 6 months
2 years into my program and I find out that I don't want to do this anymore

>>69382496

Whipping Post!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rx_UaQx5eZQ

>>69382496

Barney Miller?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roHYXrLhmHc

>>69382496
311 - down

>>69382496
somethin gay prolly

>>69382496

No wait its more like "dooo dododo DO dododo doooo~~~"

>>69382507

Seinfeld is more "Abiddilyabiddlybiddly BEH be bid-ely" etc

>>69382518
>>69382542

Thats cool but its not that

I think its some band like Dire Straits or Van Halen or some kind of 80's rock band kind of thing. This is bugging the shit out of me.

>>69382518

who the fuck are those guys- thats some serious shredding of a different sort

>>69382596
You're going to have to mouth it out for us on vocaroo or clyp.it. Normally I'd say play it for us, but something tells me you can't play

>>69381427
>my shit posting is more acceptable because I'm calling out a shitposter calling out shitposters

>>69382596
>B====D~~~

>>69382679

I'll try to make a recording of it, give me a couple of mins

>>69382160
Sales Engineer

>>69382160
Used to be a cashier on grocery store, i had an interview at AT&T today.
I already gave up on buying that bass that i want

>>69382703
cry hard bitch nerd lmao

>>69382738
I made your mom cry last night. She had a flashback to giving birth to you, I had to slap her and tell her it was just my dick.

Thank god this thread is almost dead

>>69382786
Acting like the next one will be better

>>69382771
top kek my mom is a dude! I was born from his asshole! you just admitted you are a gay fag who has anal sex with men who pretend to be women!!

>>69382835
You just admitted you are shit

>>69382324
>"poor" university student
>own 100€ guitar and 300€ amp
and yet you're still right, just save up any income you can save.
and yes, that means cooking your fucking meals instead of buying outrageously overpriced instant ramen. I can't believe how much students spend on money when they could save a huge lot.

>>69382853
I eat shit like you for breakfast

>>69382853
haaa haa haa! I would rather be shit than a gay man fucker like you!

>>69382867
You eat shit for breakfast?

>>69382856
once you know what you're doing self cooked meals taste way better anyway
oh yeah and it's fun

>>69382880
>rather be
No rather about it, you are. At least I got my nut.

>>69382867
>>69382885
>replying to yourself
wew lad

>>69382903
But that's wrong, anon

>>69382903
Try again sport