>tfw no qt tomboy gf Music for this feel?

>>68371309
uh that's actually a man, don't kid yourself

That's not a tomboy, that's just a girl with short hair.

>>68371388
good lips for a man t b h

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tfw no qt patrician chart thread gf

>>68371413
This, step up OP

any girl who looks good with short hair would look 20x better with long hair

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obv.

https://vimeo.com/117928140

>>68372397
Fucking this

>>68372397
"No"

>>68372397
that's the conclusion i've come to as well

>>68371309
>find qt gf
>convince her to get a trendy short haircut
once you get any gf turning her into a tomboy isnt really that hard

>>68372397
thisss

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2UwjEufpck

>>68372397
no

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>>68372397
Hmmm...I don't know man

>>68372229
>septum piercing
DROPPED

>>68372229
She's cute. What does her chart look like?

>>68372397
But short hair really brings out the feminine shape of their skull and reveals their sexy neck

>>68371309
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nEDjAmRSxg

>>68372397
This is the most plebeian thing I've ever fucking read . God I hate namefags.

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>>68373087
grabbed from the active chart thread

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>>68372397
w r o n g

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tf

>>68373253
holy shit who

>>68373269
me

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>>68373087
>>68373047

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>>68373269
stefanio ferrario or smth

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>>68373253
HOLY MOTHER OF THICC

>>68372812
How could I convince a gf to get short hair if I'm only attracted to girls with short hair.

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>>68373294
>>68373253
>tfw no cute siberan musclegf to hold you at night and fight off bears

>tfw no cute femboy bf
please kill me okay?

>>68372229
>>68373281
>>68373201
pop punk girl but where's the pop punk in her chart, lmao fuck this poseur

neck length hair (does anyone still call it bobbed hair or is that just the 20s?) is the most patrician qt hair length

>>68373281
I want Emily to be my gf so badly. We even have somewhat similar tastes.

I swear wouldn't regret it if she just gave me a chance.

>>68372397
Absolutely plebeian taste I am upset

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>>68372397

It's not fair.

It's not goddamn fair that in a mere few days I'll be 22 years old and will still be a virgin. A 22 year old virgin. I have ached too many lonely nights and worked too goddamn hard to have not once held a girl's soft flesh against mine.

I mean, I just don't understand it. What's wrong with me? I did everything my parents and school teachers told me. I was kind, and polite, and I'm intelligent and I groom, and all for what purpose? For what fucking purpose if all through my youth, and early adult years not a single fucking one is going to give me the goddamn time of day or a goddamn chance?

I mean what more do you people fucking want from me? What additional lengths and measures must I fucking tread before you give me a goddamn second glance with ANYTHING but humorless disgust and/or disinterest?

WHAT?

SERIOUSLY, WHAT DO I HAVE TO FUCKING DO AT THIS POINT? IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR.

>>68374253
Just be yourself

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>>68374253

>>68374275
What is wrong with you? My god honestly how can you respond to my previous post like this?

Do you have no fucking empathy at all? Are you a fucking animal?

>>68374253
quick question: do you actually try asking girls out, or do you just get mad that they can't read your mind and know you want to date them?

>>68371309
this is the wrong feel. the right feel is not having a qt gf to go to shows with when your friends have shit taste in music and even tho she doesnt dig everything you like she likes to go to shows with you bc you like to go to shows.

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>>68374275

>>68374253
>It's not goddamn fair that in a mere few days I'll be 22 years old and will still be a virgin. A 22 year old virgin. I have ached too many lonely nights and worked too goddamn hard to have not once held a girl's soft flesh against mine.

copypasta?

>>68374253
>>>/r9k/

>>68374288
>Haha wow! Look at him! He's going to die alone because he doesn't understand interaction with the opposite sex! Let's laugh at him! Haha!

People like you need to be goddamn executed.

>>68374306
Why should I have to ask girls out? Girls as a sex are better equipped for recognition of social cues and almost all aspects of direct interaction, right? Girls as a sex are the most outgoing and prone to talk, right?

Why should I, someone that can seldom initiate a conversation with someone regardless of their sex and sexual orientation, have to initiate all aspects of interaction when I'm the least fucking suited for it?

Why the fuck should I have to do everything?

>>68374018
>>68374253
what happened between you and emily? i haven't been paying attention to trip drama recently

>>68372397
short hair is the ultimate pleb filter

>>68373012
why did I lose to this?

>>68374373
>Why the fuck should I have to do everything?
I mean you should at least try to talk to them

>>68373362
step 1: watch the movie Odd Girl Out
step 2: accept that you are gay

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tfw no qt aryan gf

feels anglo man

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>>68374253

>>68374572
Nah man, her face is busted.

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>>68374373
>Girls as a sex are better equipped for recognition of social cues and almost all aspects of direct interaction, right?

wrong. don't be fucking stupid.
Grills are typically just as nervous and autistic as you, but everyone just has a different way of showing it. Stop being so self-defeating, go to a fucking coffee shop, and talk to a girl you think is cute. You're going to fail a lot, but practice really does make perfect.

You're never gonna get what you want out of life if you wallow in self pity and make glib remarks to anonymous idiots online.

>>68374591
also
>>>/fit/

read up, and get gud....looking.

>>68374591
>Grills are typically just as nervous and autistic as you
idk if you're new or what but nobody is as autistic as unty

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>>68374583
that's the face of an average woman

tfw no right wing gf

>>68374606
I usually disregard the posts trips make unless they directly reply to me thqh

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>>68374606
I'm very new, just listened to deathconciousness by have a nice life and decided to check out the scene here. I main /fit/ and /sp/, and I can assure you that /sp/ has the GOAT autism moment in all of 4chan.

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>>68374373
>Why should I, someone that can seldom initiate a conversation with someone regardless of their sex and sexual orientation, have to initiate all aspects of interaction when I'm the least fucking suited for it?
because that's what a man does you fucking cuck

i bet you're a supreme gentleman

>>68374546
The thought never once occurred to me that that would be a good idea. Not once.

>>68374579
Honestly it's people like you that create murderers and school shooters.

Here I am, inundating you with openness, sincerity, and anxious vulnerability and this is how you respond. You make fun of me. You mock me. I ask you about the rules of the game but you just make fun of me. When my sole interactions with other people consistently unveil such a callous and cold side of human nature, why the fuck should I care about you people?

I don't have a girlfriend. I don't have any friends. Psyche and future prospects dwindling holistically, what's to stop me from just buying a gun and taking a few people to the grave with me.

Go on. Tell me.

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>>68374673
are you a meme?

>>68373201
>those shoegaze picks
She's asking for it tbqh.

>>68374673
the thin blue line?

>>68374673
by all means kill yourself but don't "take a few people with you" that's gay and rude

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>>68374673
shut up edgebuddy

>>68374673
You know what, I'm gonna offer you some solid advice here. Probably the best piece of advice I ever received from this shithole of a website, and on /b/, was
>Self pity is narcissism disguised as depth
Go out, do things, start running, lifting, doing activity so you get your endorphins running. When it comes to girls, be a bit of a cheeky cunt. It takes practice, and you have to be a little good looking, but it's the attitude that you don't give a fuck and own the world that attracts women. Not in the fedora 'I'm better than the rest of you' way, but in the way that you really just are focused on doing things your way and enjoying life. Go out, make friends, socialize. I realize this may be hard, but it's something you can work on. Everyone else out there wants the same shit you do, work that to your advantage, and you will find your life a lot easier and more enjoyable. Do things, and don't worry about regretting them later, within reason of course. Seriously though, that line
>Self pity is narcissism disguised as depth
really got to me. It made me realize I wasn't some special snowflake and went out and started doing shit. Get out there, and enjoy the brief time you have. My advice, go to bars, drink, you make friends easier when drunk.

>>68374725
but what if they deserve it like those people were about to kill someone themselves. Then he'd get a medal.

>>68374253
>selfrighteous enough to ask for the point of being polite and clean if he can't fuck.
>gets a trip, and is unty
Well, theres your problem. It is you so kys.

>>68374776
>walk it off

>>68374779
yeah but he'd still have to be unty

>>68374711
shoegaze girls are objectively the best

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>it's an "unty gets triggered" episode

>oh whats going on in this thread
oh

>>68374796
that's literally what you have to do, and it isn't hard.

I'm so tired of this shit.

I don't know why I bother anymore.

I've been vocal enough but, as per usual, no one cares until it's too late.

Some race. Some existence. Some joke.

>>68374857
we care, unty

if we didn't, we wouldn't be trying to get you to kill yourself

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>>68374857

>>68374857
alright, I wrote this for you >>68374776
, but now I see I'm dealing with someone who doesn't give two shits about themself, go fuck yourself if that's what you like

>>68374253
>>68374018
>>68374294
>>68374373
pitiful as fuck/10, dude get your shit together.

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>>68374857
stop being a gay lil bitch lmao

>>68374253
idk if youre gonna see this but i do want to help you. give me your skype and we can talk if you want. ill check back tomorrow

>>68374868
>if we didn't, we wouldn't be trying to get you to kill yourself
lol

NO OFFENSE UNTY

>>68374857
it's not too late, you can still kill yourself

>>68374857
See ya.

>>68374872
you can't help unty he actually does have autism and it's the kind that makes you write like a pretentious high school freshman and whine like one too

>>68374857
Your problem is that you see it as if it was a race.
Also, sex isn't an important point of life.

>>68374915
It's awesome and one of the most important parts of life, don't listen to him. It's so fun.


>>68374906
I'm far too kind hearted to not try to help, even for here.

MORE LIKE CUNTY

oh dear

>>68374935
SEX IS BORING

>>68374935
you can try but unty is going to resent you because his life will suck anyway because he's his own worst enemy

he thinks the problem is that the world doesn't reach out to him when his actual problem is that he thinks the world isn't good enough for him

look at the way he talks, he's a total manchild who can't even be bothered to get laid the way every loser does (hookups, prostitutes, etc.)

the worst thing about unty is that he's completely benign, his nu metal depression manifests itself in angsty /mu/ posts and that's all it ever will be, just impotent digital rage

in a way I feel sorry for unty but in a way I hope he knows he deserves to be miserable because he probably treats people like shit and doesn't even realize it

the best unty can hope for in life is to find nerd friends who will tolerate his horrible personality because they too cannot find normal friends and have normal relationships, I've seen it many times before

>>68372397
kys dawg. If you need a girl to have long hair in order to be attractive, you are insecure in your heterosexuality

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>>68374857
is it hard being better than everyone?

>>68374872
Your advice offers not a single source of insight. I know self pity is veiled, covert and inverted narcissism.

I do run. I do do things. I do take care of myself.

You're asking me to pursue an exercise of contrivance to prove that I "just do shit my own way" and don't realize how grand of a retarded contradiction is.

>go out
I do. Doesn't help.
>make friends
Novel advice.
>socialize
Again, very explicit. Well done.
>I realize this may be hard
No shit, considering the fact that you're spouting empty, drive by, no fucking effort advice and think the capacity to string platitudes together constitutes something insightful. No SHIT it's going to be difficult, because

YOU

ARE

NOT

SAYING

ANY

THING

N O T H I N G
O
T
H
I
N
G

GUESS WHAT, YOU NORMIE FUCK: I ACTUALLY WANT FRIENDS. IF I KNEW HOW TO MAKE THEM, I WOULD. IF I UNDERSTOOD HOW TO SOCIALIZE, I WOULD, BUT I DON'T, WHICH I WHY I'M HERE.

WHY ARE YOU HERE? OH, THAT'S RIGHT: YOU'RE HERE BECAUSE TO YOU THIS IS JUST ANOTHER SHITTY TUMBLR OFF-SHOT FOR YOU TO INVADE AND COLONIZE AND CONJURE UP SOME BULLSHIT, CONTRIVED COUNTER-CULTURE GUISE ALL WHILE CLINGING EXCLUSIVELY TO WHATEVER FRINGE TOP-40 SHIT-CORE THAT P4K AND VARIOUS FOREIGN TASTEMAKERS FORCE UPON YOU.

THAT'S WHY YOU'RE HERE.

YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY I IGNORED YOUR SHITTY LITTLE POST?

NO YOU KNOW.

>>68372397
I told my tomboy gf to grow longer hair and she started doing it. I realized she just doesn't look that nice anymore. Short hair fit her better.

>tfw qt tomboy gf but she doesn't listen to music at all

Music for this feel?

>>68374935
hey buddy

see this? >>68375058

here's where I warned you >>68374906

and here's the explanation >>68375035

>>68375058
dat boi unty

>>68375050
its definitely lonely at the top

>>68374650
Did UTV ever respond?

Also try The Angelic Process

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>>68374673
>Here I am, inundating you with openness, sincerity, and anxious vulnerability and this is how you respond. You make fun of me. You mock me. I ask you about the rules of the game but you just make fun of me.

>>68375058
>no one cares until it's too late.
>Your advice offers not a single source of insight.

dude ya gotta pick one. remove your whiny head out of your rectum and stop being such an aspie

>>68375044
how did u draw this conclusion dipshit

>>68375058
just snort coke and play csgo my kike

>>68374857
>I don't know why I bother anymore.
Then don't, faggot.

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>>68375058
I changed my mind unty don't kill yourself post on /mu/ forever I'm laughing so hard

>>68375035
You don't have a clue what you're talking about.

My life doesn't suck. Sure, I'm wanting in regards to social and romantic fulfillment but in all other aspects I am fine and composed. Further, even within that singular emptiness I'm coping better by the day, but it's still there.

I'm not a manchild. I'm not a loser, and calling me depressed does nothing but debase the word. I'm nothing of the sort. I'm disillusioned, sure, but I'm too invested in various active activities and self-improvement to be depressed.

These angstys posts are the weeks' and months' accumulation of malcontent with my inability to understand other people and at times myself.

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God damn it. I just wanted to post cute girls with short hair.

>>68375228
Why don't you hire a hooker?

>>68375228
>You don't have a clue what you're talking about.
Yes I do, I know people who are exactly like you, snowflake

>My life doesn't suck.
But you do

>but in all other aspects I am fine and composed.
Unless your caps lock is broken I have to disagree

>I'm not a manchild.
I guess it's unfair to call you a man

>calling me depressed does nothing but debase the word
I didn't say you're depressed. I have clinical depression, the real kind. I said you have nu metal depression, which is "Hi I'm 7 and bisexual rate me 1-10 pls be nice I am veru suicidal" depression

>I'm too invested in various active activities and self-improvement to be depressed.
Ok you're telling me I don't know what depression is and then you misfire with this description. If you're too busy to be depressed you're too busy to shitpost.

>These angstys posts are the weeks' and months' accumulation of malcontent with my inability to understand other people and at times myself.
Well please post more often because o i am laffin

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>>68375269
Keep going.

>>68375304
its illegal desu

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>>68374018
>>68375027

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I love me some short haired girls :3

>>68375323
so is smoking weed

>>68375323
Well don't get caught. You can go on Craigslist or something.

>>68375027
Emily I'm so fucking sorry I hope unty never finds out where you live

>>68375346
which I don't do.

>>68375367
I don't do the crime if I can't do the time.

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>>68375027

>>68371309
Dont worry, op, in 20 years these chicks get ugly as hell.

It's much harder to find genuine tomboys anymore, the market is oversaturated with mentally ill posers

>>68375394
Oh, well girls are overrated anyways. It's not like you're missing out on a whole lot.

>>68375305
>I know people who are exactly like you
You mean you know people who fulfill your ill-informed profile of me.

>But you do
I'm not sure what you mean by this.

>Unless your caps lock is broken
Caps lock is a rhetorical device. It's emphasis whenever necessary. Nothing more.

>I guess it's unfair to call you a man
But why would you care for fairness when you're still content to belief in whatever naive assumption fits your narrative.

>I didn't say you're depressed.
Saying I have "nu depression" implies that I'd call myself depressed, though, which I don't, under any circumstance. And the broad, undefined bounds of this "nu depression" really don't help anyone.

>If you're too busy to be depressed
I'm not too busy to be depressed. I'm just not depressed. That said, these posts are my first on /mu/ all day. I woke up early for my run, studied, went to class, and had been working on various projects and assignments before I decided to quit for the day and visit the board.

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>>68371309
what's the point of living if you don't have a freckled gf

>>68371309
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsVyBHJrNQw

>>68375375
I'm not going to hurt her. I'm not going to hurt anyone.

>>68375421
I've had my time in the sun anyway.

Now the dream is over and the insect is awake.

>>68375425
>I'm not sure what you mean by this.
I mean you suck, unty. You suck.

>Caps lock is a rhetorical device.
It's the tool of a broken manchild

Sorry my eyes glazed over as I read the rest of your post and I just started feeling bad for Emily, who is ITT if you didn't notice.

>>68375450
>Psyche and future prospects dwindling holistically, what's to stop me from just buying a gun and taking a few people to the grave with me.

>>68375450
>"Haha wow! Look at him! He's going to die alone because he doesn't understand interaction with the opposite sex! Let's laugh at him! Haha!"
>People like you need to be goddamn executed.
>I don't have a girlfriend. I don't have any friends. Psyche and future prospects dwindling holistically, what's to stop me from just buying a gun and taking a few people to the grave with me.
you do not sound like a mentally stable person

>>68375058
Yo you should probably see a therapist or something

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>>68375445
That's just a lil bit too much imo

>>68375445
it's too many freckles if you can't tell if that bitch got cold sores

>>68374294
Just be yourself

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>>68375501
it's ok to have pleb opinions ;^)

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quality music discussion lads

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>>68375449
>Manage to get a 10/10 short haired qt's number freshman year of college after every single girl in high school liked was a lesbian
>She ended up having a boyfriend
Music for this feel?

>>68375464
Why do you think I suck?

Just like your vapid "nu depression," this doesn't really contribute anything to the discussion. It's too loosely defined.

I recognize she is in this thread. I don't see why that's particularly relevant. Sure, I wish I hadn't subjected her to my outburst but the same goes for everyone else in this thread.

I don't understand why I should weigh her feelings more than others'.

>>68375476
>>68375496
The last gasps of a youthful romantic.

>>68375497
I don't think it would help. I've more or less resigned myself to much of my present circumstance.

>>68375544
who cares about music lol

>>68375561
>this doesn't really contribute anything to the discussion
nigga the discussion was about girls with short hair and you made it about what a fucking loser you are

>I wish I hadn't subjected her to my outburst but the same goes for everyone else in this thread
You could just stop posting altogether if you wanted that because you do this literally every time you come here

>a youthful romantic
Bro you're not romantic you're a psycho and one day you're gonna be on the news with four nice young ladies in your freezer

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>>68375561
>The last gasps of a youthful romantic.
get a load of this self-important faggot. do you not know what humility is?

>>68375561
I saw a therapist and she just said I didnt have a psychological disorder and that my life just sucked and she'd be frustrated too.

i.e. I can't just take a pill or session and have to actually work to make legitimate changes in my life.

>>68375616
pills and sessions still require that same work to be done, it just makes it easier to cope with it...

>>68374018
>>68374253
>>68374294
>>68374373
>>68374673
>>68374857
>>68375058
>>68375228
>>68375425
>>68375450
>>68375561
>it's all about ME and how i feel SO SORRY FOR MYSELF and how MY LIFE SUCKS even though NOBODY FUCKING ASKED TO HEAR MY WHINING

>>68375561
>I don't think it would help.
If you're going to come on here to scream and cry that no one will help you and you refuse to actually get help from a professional you really should change your name to cunty

>>68375597
>the discussion was about girls
And him and I are clearly having a different discussion.

>literally every time you come here
No I don't.

>not a romantic
I'm using the word in its traditional sense. I thought that was quite clear.

>>68375607
I don't understand what's wrong with that statement. What does traditional romanticism and drama have to do with arrogance and a sense of self-importance?

You're being reactionary because I used a big word. You're being unreasonable.

>>68375616
I am working to make legitimate changes in my life.

>>68375650
oh that sucks then I guess I'm not really missing out.

>>68375689
ok I changed my mind again, kill yourself

>>68375685
Someone I'm paying out of pocket in the hopes that they'll empower me to improve my circumstance and someone that sincerely reaches out and/or enjoys my company are not the same thing.

>>68375689
>I don't understand what's wrong with that statement. What does traditional romanticism and drama have to do with arrogance and a sense of self-importance?
you use big smart-sounding words to distract yourself and others from the fact that you really have nothing to say at all. people stop caring about your problems when they're the only thing you talk about and you do nothing to solve them

>>68375717
yes but nobody is ever going to sincerely enjoy your company so seeing a therapist might make it a little easier to enjoy your own company

>>68375715
I don't understand what makes you think I'm going to kill myself just because you tell me to.

>>68375718
I used that big smart-sounding word because it was appropriate to the context.

>>68375740
I already enjoy my company.

>>68375754
>I don't understand what makes you think I'm going to kill myself just because you tell me to.
It's called repetitive reinforcement

>>68375754
Do you like frank zappa?

>>68375754
>I used that big smart-sounding word because it was appropriate to the context.
no, it's just unnecessary and makes you look like a pretentious insufferable cunt. holy shit no wonder you haven't gotten laid yet. if it's this bad talking to you online anonymously, i can only imagine what it's like irl.

>>68375754
>smart-sounding
it's not smart-sounding, you use big words because you're not self aware enough to realize they make you sound like a tool. I'm not surprised you're not self aware enough to know why you can't connect with other people.

Should I report this thread and erase all this nonsense from this earth?

>>68375853
no
"social drama" is fun

>>68375754
I hope you enjoy your company because I've gotta tell you, and this is straight from the heart, nobody will ever like (much less love) you the way you want them to because you are unlikable and unlovable. You're pretentious, you feign being cultured, you're entitled, you're a "nice guy" creep, and you completely lack self awareness. Part of you knows all this is true and you are lashing out at anonymous strangers because you want so desperately for it to be the world not understanding you rather than you not understanding the world. unty, what will it take to get through to you? When will you understand? You are, in no uncertain terms, extremely unpleasant. If you refuse to seek professional hel, then either accept your friendless permavirgin status, find ugly nerd friends and fuck hookers, or remove yourself from the planet. Those are your options. Choose wisely.

>>68375776
I've been on this website for 8 years, and every community I've participated to done the same, repeatedly. You'd of course have no way of knowing this, but it's time to explore other means, because I'm still alive and for the first time feel I've improved in the span of a year.

>>68375788
How is it unnecessary?

How was what I said not concise? Go on. Explain.

>>68375809
Read the conversation. He called it smart-sounding, not me. Don't contribute to conversations if you're going to be this lazy.

That said, I am self aware, but I'm in a point where all manner of expression and interaction feels contrived. Nothing feels natural. I recognize that certain words can make me look like a tool, but I'm too exhausted and ostracized to care.

>>68375027
shoutout to emily she's a cool chick

>>68375853
its the only interesting thread on mu

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>>68375320
What are those two albums in the bottom left?

>>68375689
>I don't understand what's wrong with that statement. What does traditional romanticism and drama have to do with arrogance and a sense of self-importance?
because you aren't that at all, you mongoloid. how can you possibly believe that not only you are somehow knowledgeable enough of love to be called a fucking romantic and yet you pop off about how life isn't fair because your autistic ass can't get his dick wet.

And THEN you insult the guy's intelligence.

You have a huge ego. People hate that shit, and to make matters worse, you haven't deserved it. You aren't doing anything with your supposed intelligence. You come on 4chan and fight with people about how pitiful your joke of a life is.

Please get some professional help and fuck off.

>>68375914
darude sandstorm and sarude dandstorm

>>68375892
>I recognize that certain words can make me look like a tool, but I'm too exhausted and ostracized to care.
so then don't fucking cry about people thinking you're a tool

>>68375892
>I've been on this website for 8 years
can we get a retroactive underage ban?

>>68375890
>you're pretentious
>you feign being cultured
>you're entitled
>you're a "nice guy" creep
>you completely lack self awareness
What amazes me is that you people still, for whatever reason, think my interactions on this board are an appropriate reflection of my interactions in real life.

Talk to me in real life and I'll sound nothing like this. I'll be nothing like this, which I think is to be expected. It's a fairly common psychological phenomenon.

>>68375917
One doesn't need to be knowledgeable about love to be a romantic. I said I was using it in the traditional sense, in which it is synonymous with drama and idealism.

>>68375999
technically sociological

>>68375999
hey bro i dont care about the rest of this shit but im curious as to why you use a trip?
not trying to be rude.

>>68376020
Thank you.

>>68375999
from the way your life sounds, it's not a stretch of the imagination to think that the way you post on here is reflective of the reasons why your life is so shit

>>68376035
my pleasure to check your penultimate trips

>>68376030
This is the only social environment in which I can communicate somewhat effectively so I appreciate the consistent identity.

>>68376043
My life isn't shit. I just don't know how to interact with people.

>>68375999
romantic is an idealism of old culture through a pattern of lonerism. however synonymously you match it with idealistic integrity it doesn't make it any easier to attach to the past. its similar to la culture but attaching it to romantic idealism is truly leaking the integrity you're flowing through possession

>>68371309
>liking tomboys

https://youtu.be/gYepyhq60gY

>>68375999
here's you, unty. in every thread

>Ugh, the cretinous troglodytes of contemporary civilization persist unabated in their efforts shun and disregard my intellect and myriad of exceptional traits. Nary a soul sees fit to inquire as to the inner machinations of my tormented psyche.
(You)(You)(You)
>Not a solitary portion of yon internet dwellers' so-called "council" offers the slightest iota of insight. I resent the very notion that such pathetic attempts at "advice" would be typed into the web and hocked in mine direction. YOU. FUCKING. SHITS. DON'T EVEN KNOW. ANYTHING. I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS WORLD. YOU PATHETIC MONGRELS WISH ONLY TO DISCUSS YOUR K-POPS AND YOUR JOANNAS NEWSOM, YOU HAVE NOTHING TO OFFER ME.
(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)
>What amazes me is that you people still, for whatever reason, think my interactions on this board are an appropriate reflection of my interactions in real life.

>>68376086
I see. You do communicate effectively, but what you communicate causes you to be ridiculed.

Yet you continue to mark your identity to those who dislike even though it'll make people want to oust you immediately.

You're a strange one.

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>>68375027
hello

>>68376185
oh dear

>>68376185
cute!

>>68376185
this is what a 10 looks like

>>68376185
if whoever took this is in the thread, would you recommend that nivea lotion?

thanks in advance

>>68376219
which is very difficult

>>68376185
amazing

>>68376185
I posted this before but I know this girl and her name isn't Emily
Her tumblr: http://worldupmyass.tumblr.com/

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One name:

Suzanne Vega.

Thank me later ;)

>>68375058
Maybe Fantano can help you, friendo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXWwa5FtUp4

>>68376141
haha nice

>>68376239
Oh also in case y'all want more
http://worldupmyass.tumblr.com/tagged/nsfw
you have to manually add "/page/2" etc. to see older posts

>>68376141
projection much?

>>68376285
learn what words mean

>>68376102
I'm not entirely sure what you're saying. It's possible you're making fun of me like. Like I said, I'm just not smart enough to tell.

>>68376179
I said "somewhat effectively" for a reason. I'm routinely misinterpreted. It and the lengths I then go trying to correct the record are exhausting.

I'm approaching the end of my efforts and interest.

>>68376280
I hate when peeps dont have a page thing on their tumblrs and shit
also dang that is a fine butt my dude

>>68376300
>I'm just not smart enough to tell.
that's true but I know you don't believe it

why did you do this

this fuckin thread lmfao

>>68376239
>>68376347
???

>>68376347
he did it for the nookie

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>>68376347

>>68376345
Well I clearly don't have the means to convince you otherwise.

>>68376347
What are you referring to?

>>68376374
please don't talk directly to her there are so few women here and you're going to make them leave

Can someone catch me up on trip drama? Did unty and emily date or something?

>>68376363
honestly i just made my trip emily because i like that joanna newsom song

>>68376386
>there are so few women here and you're going to make them leave
And that's a bad thing because?

>>68376392
how's jesse?

>>68376390
unty is a mega autist who wants to date Emily because she is female and likes music and Emily obviously doesn't want to because they live in different parts of the world and unty is an ultimate gentleman

>>68376416
of course that's the reason, unty is just too much of a gentleman

>>68376433
nah, like an elliot rodger gentleman

>>68376392
Why did you make this post (https://archive.rebeccablacktech.com/mu/thread/S68263806#p68263897) when you're a deviant with a prolific sex life?

Why do you play pretend and treat suffering like a fashion accessory?

>>68376473
>deviant
i am glad that i dont know people like you personally.

>>68374668
I don't understand the geometry of this picture. Is the guy kneeling on the bed? Is he laying down with a pillow propped up on his crotch? Please advise.

>>68376473
>literally stalks emily's posts
this is normal

>>68376491
Why do you bother expressing your opinion so loosely? What's the purpose?

>>68376473
holy fucking shit dude
no wonder you're a permavirgin

>>68376473
unty this is why nobody likes you

>>68376473
Do you literally have autism, dude? Not even trying to be mean.

>>68376473
we have officially reached peak unty

>>68372397
i [spoiler]disagree[/spoiler]

There isn't such woman as this "emily", right? Just tell me it's a guy on a tripname making us faggots a joke.

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>>68374018
>>68376473

who is this fluid druid

>68376559
nah he's just stealing some girls pics from tumblr

>>68376514
>>68376518
>>68376519
>>68376534
>>68376542
>>68376566
You don't understand. It's pure coincidence that I found that post. Wednesday, last week, by chance I entered a few threads that she'd posted in, wanted to talk to her, and thought it'd be best if I first familiarized myself with her a bit so I would know what to say and how to introduce myself. So I did a quick search of her username through the archive and that post was among the first to appear, and I remembered it.

I don't keep track of her posts. This is pure coincidence.

>>68376559
i mean judging from her taste >>68373201 and the pictures in thread i'd definitely assume she's either real or is an incredibly delusional tranny

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>>68376473
>>68376584

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>>68376584
>I don't keep track of her posts. This is pure coincidence.

>>68376239
>>68376280
I'm this person. If "Emily" really is the person in the pictures then she helped run a DIY show house that she lived at that was notorious for stealing money from bands in order to pay for the residents' various drug addictions. They eventually got kicked out for not paying rent and I hear the building actually got condemned lmao

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>>68376473
>>68376584
>>68376607

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>unty does it again
it really just doesn't get old

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>>68376473
>>68376584
>>68376629

>>68376185
what the fuck is going on

>>68376636
The gift that keeps on giving desu

include me in the screencap

>>68376636
an unty classic

>>68376584
I have some advice

End your life, just tie that noose and jump off that chair, hopefully the fall will break your neck.

>>68376636
we need to fucking ban this subhuman reee

>>68376392
I don't know why you're not replying to me but I know you're still reading this thread. I know you read my question.

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>>68376473
>>68376584
>>68376642

>>68376685
lmfao whats ur fuckin issue dude

>>68376516
i want to talk about my observations with others. Or rather, express my opinions to others and see what happens. Like, why do we do anything? Because it might be interesting.

And I guess writing something down like that allows it to be committed to memory easier. . And I'd like to remember it so I can take my friends not for granted.

>>68376685
>I don't know why you're not replying to me
My fucking sides.

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>>68376685

>>68376695
jesus shit also whenever I say shit to you unty i fucking feel the need to make it all fancy-like

it makes me feel gross

>>68371388
>>68371518
>>68371309
I don'g even care, I'd still give her/him/it a pretty nice boinkin' if ya know what I mean

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>>68376685
lol

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>>68376685
why do people like you exist
you're hopeless

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>>68376731
Those are some silly looking glasses.

I understand when we call eachother virgins and autistic, its mainly banter bc of shit music taste or whatever the reason, but HOLY SHIT UNTY

well i regret using this trip, it hasnt brought anything good
im retiring it from here on out

>>68376770
F

>>68376770
cya in the next life senpai

>>68376770
ARE YOU HAPPY NOW UNTY LMAOOOOO

somebody pls summarize this whole shit i want to know the memes tbqh familia

>>68376770
F

>>68376770
How about you try kill yourself instead, you stupid fucking cunt?

>>68376770
F

>>68376392
>>68376770
was she the real emily? or were they just using the trip to fuck with unty?

>>68376783
autist sperg spergs out over girl on /mu/, then gets buttblasted when ppl call out his sperg,

or thats what i got from it

>>68376793
put your trip back on unty

>>68376695
That's fair. What I meant was your post was too vague for me to ever address your grievance, but suppose that's self-centered of me.

>>68376770
You are a stain on the female existence.

I'm glad I contributed to your defeat.

>>68376803
>>68376473

>>68376817
hahaha holy shit, unty just kill yourself my man

>>68376783
Unty sperged out as usual, yelled at us for not giving him advice while we gave him advice, and he also spilled his spaghetti on Emily and now she is dead

>>68376824
Do you like Wilco?

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>>68376770
UNTY ON FUCKING SUICIDE WATCH

>>68376770
rest in peace
have a good one lass

>>68376824
fucking kek

>>68374018
>>68376824
unty you truly are the ultimate ultimate gentleman

>>68376824
but earlier you said you wanted to date her. make up your mind you fucking creep.

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>>68376824
>You are a stain on the female existence.
>I want Emily to be my gf so badly.

>>68376850
TOO. FUCKING. SAVAGE.

>>68376824
Honest question, how else was she supposed to decline? It's not like she was being rude to you at all, it was quite clear she did not want to talk. Would you have sperged out if she said no in the kindest, most respectfully way possible?

>>68376850
Shut the fuck up. Until you reply to my post (this post: >>68376473) with an answer and explanation your posts mean nothing to me.

Do you understand?

>>68376824
>I want Emily to be my gf so badly
You changed your mind pretty fucking fast.

Some of you are alright,

don't go to /mu/ tomorrow.

>>68376878
holy fucking shit dude
what school do you go to? I wanna shove you in a locker and take your lunch money

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>>68376850
fug

>>68376824
>I'm glad I contributed to your defeat
B A S E D
A
S
E
D

>>68376878
I'm gonna give you a noogie and make you say uncle, fucko

>>68376850
wtf i love emily now!

>>68376878
i hope you go to the ghetto one day to say nigga due to your autism just so that you can get shot and killed

>>68376850
how can one lass be so incredibly based

>>68376859
>>68376867
I was giving Emily a second chance in this thread but she's proven she doesn't deserve it.

What she is has become increasingly apparent. She's just another goddamn image-obsessed womeme.

>>68376929
>second chance
lmao nigger no one owes you anything

ok now we all got it all this sperg shit, but does this emily actually is what shes claim to be? all those pics are legit? there's no way we could know. it could all have been some gay dude on a tripname making unty very pissed

>>68376929
>womeme
You think this is is really clever, but it's not.

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>>68376929

>>68376929
you can't be a real person. nobody is this oblivious

>>68376953
thats what going on r9k does to people

>>68376824
>>68376929
Are you seriously a real human being? Holy shit, how can one man be capable of so much autism?

>>68376929
see you space cowboy

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>>68376929
>I was giving Emily a second chance
no no dont plea-

>She's just another goddamn image-obsessed womeme
>

>>68376958
wait were not on r9k? coulda fooled me

>293 posts
>71 posters
we did it reddit

>>68376953
>>68376963
I love seeing people who are new to unty, it's like seeing your best friend watch your favorite movie for the first time

>>68376970
lmfao
>>68376972
dont you ever reply to me again you absolute waste

>>68376970
B A S E D
A
S
E
D

>>68376945
To the contrary I don't think I'm clever at all, a fact I attribute to my self-awareness.

>>68376953
>>68376963
I don't understand what's wrong with that post. Emily is the false one. She's the copy of a copy of a copy. She's the meme.

I don't understand what I've done wrong.

>>68375058
>I know self pity is veiled, covert and inverted narcissism.
>proceeds to throw a pity party about how he wants friends but can't

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahah

>>68376970
SHE CAME WITH MORE HEAT

>>68376992
>I don't understand what's wrong with that post.
You're hopeless, then.
Shine on, you crazy diamond

>>68376970
emily marry me

>>68376929
>>>/r9k/

>>68376970
I'm familiar with this ploy. You're not fooling me.

The lower case characters, simple rhetoric and borderline incomprehensible language all indicate you're aiming for the same, tired bullshit apathetic "lol I'm so ironically nihilistic" aesthetic that every other pathetic meme abuses now.

Well, you can stop. Clearly, you do care, because you're still replying. This has been a very ill executed exercise of insincerity on your part.

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>>68376970
M E R C I L E S S

>>68377031
>not recognizing where thats from
how new

>>68376987
sorry, wont happen again massa

would you like some music discussion massa?

>>68377031
Oh man, you sure showed her.

>>68377038
Just because it's a reference to a popular anime doesn't make my post any less relevant.

>>68377031
Bro it's not that deep

the fact that i'm spending my life reading this thread makes me sad somehow.

>>68377056
It really does tho.

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hi /r/4chan

>>68377056
you should read max stirner's the ego and its own and awaken your brain and break out of the r9k pill my friend

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>>68377031
she's right. you're wrong. you got BTFO. you're a waste of oxygen. this is universal, objective fact. accept it.

>>68377031
>>68376141

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so has unty finally topped HFSD?

hahahahahahahahahahaha
This type of shit is why I really come to /mu/

>>68377098
this has the added bonus of intersex trip drama

do we have a screencap of this yet?

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INCLUDE ME IN SCREENCAP

>>68377122
its a good motivator to keep doing nothing

please dont include that nude or the tumblr in the screencap

id really appreciate that

>>68377171
memers will defend doing this anyway

>>68376141
This as fuck

>>68377169
true

>>68377171
turn your trip back on lol

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is the jury still out on unty being a performance artist

>>68377210
i could be literally anyone

>>68377226
ok

is this the thread that finally makes unty leave mu? this could be historical

>>68377268
i fucking hope so

>>68377276
Did we hit post limit?

>>68377320
quite a while ago