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Fuck Zach Hill.
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>>69933484
Fuck (You)
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>>69933484
in which orifice?
in what location?
should I be gentle or does he like it rough?
any fetish play I should know about?
is it a fuck n chuck or should I call him after?
you people need to be more specific
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I concur.
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>Interviewer: One of the things I've found fun about your music writing is your idiosyncrasies, the peculiarities of your taste. Why don't you like heavy metal, for example?
>Christgau: Because it's symphonic bombast without the intelligence and complexity, although there's a lot of virtuosity. You know, what can I say — I'm 72 years old. This is not the time for me to start liking really loud guitar solos. That music is so masculine in a really retrograde way; I don't like that at all. It seems to me to have a very 19th-century notion of power.
what did he meant by this?
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>>69932754
Who the fuck takes this hack seriously?
Also check these fuckin' dubs
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Christgau has shit taste, this is known. Credit to him for naming "pigfuck" though, I love me some pigfuck.
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he doesn't like metal and he feels smug about it for dumb reasons
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/gg/ - Guitar and Bass General
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Beginner guitar tutorials:
>http://www.justinguitar.com/
Guitar chords and inversions
>http://www.chordbook.com/guitar-chords/
String tension calculator (D'Addario-based):
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Music theory:
>http://musictheory.net/lessons
Hal Leonard's Bass Method:
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Steve Vai's Ten Hour Workout
>http://www.mediafire.com/download/kzw6kjuocgicwks/Ten_Hour.pdf
Guthrie Govan's Creative Guitar 1 & 2
>http://www.mediafire.com/download/bn8803xzlrbds3b/Guitar1.rar
>http://www.mediafire.com/download/9uhtufuf3z9cx8m/Guitar2.rar
Advancing Guitarist - Mick Goodrick
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Chord Chemistry - Ted Greene
>http://www.mediafire.com/download/61n5op7eiifxztg
Mickey Baker's Jazz Guitar
>http://www.mediafire.com/download/zq35xorj2iaqh22
Modern Chord Progressions: Jazz and Classical Voicings for Guitar - Ted Greene
>http://www.mediafire.com/download/oflu4wdwofhqqtb
Jazz Guitar: Single Note Soloing Vol. 1 & 2- Ted Greene
>http://www.mediafire.com/download/07o65qdh5in1nsq
>http://www.mediafire.com/download/jmu86f7dj8bdxcd
Impulse Response Pack
>http://www.mediafire.com/download/svtfxjtillrdwt8/Gods+Cab+1.3.rar
>http://www.mediafire.com/download/4n28zkjw0zgmdj9/ASEM+RECTO+V30+L2.wav (embed)
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first for fuzz
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first for I got GAS for a semihollow out of nowhere, this is stupid as fu k
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11 Indisputable Reasons Music Sucks Now
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1. Music (you are allowed to hear) has so much money behind it, it MUST succeed to turn a profit.
why modern music sucks, reasons music sucks now more than ever
It’s been scientifically proven that repeated exposure to a song makes you like it more. Record companies literally pummel it into your brain until you’re OK with it. Radio stations are playing fewer songs than ever because once corporations invest in an artist’s song, they peddle the shit out of it until it’s playing on repeat in your tortured noggin.
We are being held captive by crappy music. Mike Rugnetta of PBS says it’s “akin to musical Stockholm syndrome.” And we all remember being held down and force-fed “Blurred Lines” and “Fancy” recently.
2. The most popular song in music history is “Gangnam Style.”
It has more than 2.4 billion views on YouTube. Quality has become irrelevant. Only an artist’s image or sociopolitical persuasion holds water. For example, Rihanna has had 13 No. 1 hit singles on the Billboard Top 100 and Led Zeppelin never had one; the cast of “Glee” has had more chart-toppers than the Beatles. (This may or may not be due to declining IQ over the past century.)
3. Yesterday’s artists used to ‘rage against the machine’; now, they ARE the machine.
why modern music sucks, reasons music sucks now more than ever
Pink Floyd told the Man to “leave those kids alone.” Beyonce wants to be the Man and ban words. Everything is safe and easily digestible — like baby food. No one expresses what’s in their heart anymore; they only want to make it to the charts, which inevitably leads to stale, superficial tracks that are “in” one week and “out” the next.
4. Music corporations literally hate you.
Tony Bennett said in 2014, “The corporations took it over and they want to make so much money that they don’t care whether the public likes it or not…they think the public is ignorant, so their attitude is, ‘Don’t give them anything intelligent, because it won’t sell.'”
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5. Truffle butter sells.
why modern music sucks, reasons music sucks now more than ever
Sex sold well for a while, but today’s artists have taken it a step further. For those of you who aren’t in “the know,” truffle butter is feces that accumulates on your penis after you pull out during anal sex. It was also the name of Nicki Minaj‘s most popular song this year.
Nicki, for the sake of all that is holy, please take your starship to Mars and make like Arnold Schwarzenegger’s eyes in “Total Recall.” You’re the reason an artist’s music only matters if they have recently posted a picture of their butthole on Instagram.
6. Focus groups rule the artist.
The industry is infested with noncreative types making creative decisions on behalf of the artist. Beyonce’s “Run the World (Girls)” took six writers and four producers; “Bohemian Rhapsody” took one man. A team of nobodies wrote Britney Spears’ “Toxic.” One man, Rivers Cuomo, composed Weezer’s music for 20 years and maintained the band’s integrity. Look at TV and film if you want another reason to hate focus groups.
7. The Billboard 100 is full of idiots, morons and losers.
why modern music sucks, reasons music sucks now more than ever
Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, Macklemore, One Direction, Skrillex, Nick Jonas, Chris Brown, Meghan Trainor. All of them are on the list. Maybe I’m going through a bad phase of Grampa Simpson, but I see a problem of apocalyptic proportions with this.
8. Sampling.
Why not call it what it is? Stealing. Jay Z just settled in court after getting caught ripping off some Egyptian crooner to make 1999’s “Big Pimpin.” He threw money at the problem (money he made after “Big Pimpin” catapulted him to superstardom) and won. This is just one example in a literal New Wave of preferring laziness and theft to actually giving a shit.
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9. Rock has been castrated.
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In 2015, such softies as Fun., Ed Sheeran, Coldplay and Maroon 5 topped the charts. In 1997, we had The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Sugar Ray, Everclear, Third Eye Blind and The Wallflowers. Something changed (though one can argue rock in general has been progressively neutered since the 1960s).
On a side note, could you imagine Pamela Anderson and Fun’s Nate Ruess banging on a yacht? Me neither.
10. Critics are vilified as “haters.”
As we all know, being a “hater” in today’s society is the gravest sin. I’m sorry, but when did it become trendy to call someone with a different opinion a hater? I’m not a hater, I just hate you. You’re terrible.
11. Science backs me up, so eat me.
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Since 1955, music has become utterly homogenous. Variety is gone. According to Scientific American, “Musicians today seem to be less adventurous in moving from one chord or note to another, instead following the paths well-trod by their predecessors and contemporaries.”
Everything’s the same, and everything sucks.
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Still think FLAC doesn't make a difference? Here's the spectrogram for the FLAC and Mp3 of the same song. Pic related
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what song is that?
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WOW THERE ARE NO FREQUINCES THAT CANNOT BE HEARD BY HUMANS EAR IN THERE
SO MUCH LOSS
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>>69928588
lol have fun with youtube to mp3 to get ur music
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Do you guys think EDM is today's classical music or nah?
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Classical music is still being made.
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this thread might be the place to ask
i heard some "porter robinson" today
what the fuck it was so terrible
who is it aimed at? it's like fourteen year old instagram memepage kids that watch anime right because it cannot be adults
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No
Classical music was the most popular of its time
The most popular in this time is Hip Hop and RnB
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Can we all agree currents ruined TI fanbase? All the recent TI fans are nothing but turbo Normies
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tame impala are shit
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>>69926546
fpbp
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>>69926532
As if Tame Impala's fanbase before it wasn't.
Innerspeaker and Lonerism sucked donkey dicks and Tame Impala are just another retro-fetishization band, with Kevin have no confidence in his songwriting ability so he has to resort to a cheap gimmick in order to get shekels from normies.
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It's been a couple days. What do you think of it, /mu/?
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Run the jewels live at the garden
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Return of East Atlanta Santa was the better rap album of december.
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>>69926527
Absolute garbage of a group and album. Bad lyrics, bad beats, bad promotions (gears of war), bad fan base, bad live performances, bad album "remix" gimmicks, etc.
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>Musician says "Fuck Capitalism! Capitalism is a crime!"
>Then wants you to pay for their album
>"If you don't buy my album I can't make more"
>mfw
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Name one (1) example
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>>69925561
i would never pay for music
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Are people not allowed to be critical of capitalism and also try to make money in order to survive?
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why does it sound like if Corey Feldman was trying to make Art Angels?
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dude bro its super avant-garde and experimental you just dont get it
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it sounds like diarrhea
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bad thread
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i had a thread on here earlier about a copy of double nickels
i made out with it apparent it would have been thrown out
post your recent acquisitions
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I thought the thread was about you stealing it. Didn't you ask how you could get it out of there?
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>>69923668
yeah haha i wound up getting it out
my friend didn't care--it was his mom's
he said it would probably get thrown out anyway
his mom doesnt know i have it though
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So you did steal it. D Boon sees what you're doing.
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What is the general opinion on these three virtuoso artists?
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Wankers
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>>69923164
Why tho?
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tapmusic.net
rec
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guess silly little things about each other lives like who their favourite celebrity is or what their perfect day is like etc
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>>69922761
I guess you like the movie Matilda
I know I do
also
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4oKVI2Bv3o
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Hi guys
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why has this board gotten so shit the past 1+ years? is it just me?
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You're very new and only just now starting to realize that this site is an eternal downward spiral
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>>69922447
nah it's not just you
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Yeah its you
You're probably very bored and had numb feels for a while
This makes what you see "bad".
I don't get it. After seeing people swear by this I was expecting something more. It's like Deloused is packed with moments of genius and this is merely peppered with them. I mean, it's not awful, but it's certainly nowhere near as tight. Should I just give up on them now?
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>>69921337
>the mars volta
>tight
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>>69921337
I hate seeing people driving on the wrong side of the road.
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How do you think he can see with that bag over his head while he's driving? Idk seems dangerous