you wouldn't breed a sphinx

>>30874342
Swt thread bruh

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>>30874357
Thank

>>30874342
>"Answer me these questions three!"
"And then I get to fuck you, right?"
>"W-What?"
"That's the deal. I answer the questions, then I get to fuck the shit out of you."
>"That is NOT the deal! Where in Equestria did you even get that idea?!"
"From a Barbados shoelace crafting committee."
>"What even is that?!"
"Internet."
>"I don't know what an internet is either!"
"Well I would expect so considering you pretty much live under a rock."
>"What the hell is wrong with you?!"
"A lot of things. However I think I've answered more than three questions at this point. Time for my reward."
>"Those weren't my questions!"
"Sure sounded like questions to me."
>"Listen here you little- oh no."
>Stone encases her legs, making her unable to move
>It stops just short of her body though
"Looks like the curse of the sphinx understands exactly what I want."
>"Curse you!"
"No no, curse you~"
>You grab yourself a handful
>"L-Listen, I'm sure there's something else you want. Money? Fame? Power? I can grant any wish!"
"All I want is some sweet, sweet sphinx pussy."
>"By the gods! I will not be had by a monkey!"
"Baby, after this you'll be erecting a mural to the God of HMD."
>"Nooooooooooooo!"
"That's right, sing my praises."

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>>30874342
Damn. She wasn't supposed to be cute. Why the fuck is she so cute?

>>30874342
Fuck no. You see the size of her? I'll have like, crawling inside her vagina, walking until i find the g-spot and rub it until she gets off. I'll probably be served myself moving around a twitchy cat pussy

>>30874459
Classy hehe

>>30874381
Good post

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>>30874459
kek

>>30874342
says you motherfucker, given the opportunity I'd pump her full of 8 children at the least

>>30874459
>"HUUUUMAAAAAN!"
"Oh hey there, sphinxy!"
>"Don't you call me that!"
"To what do I owe the pleasure?"
>"I'm here for revenge!"
"A dish best served cold, I hear."
>"Yes, very cold! This time you will answer my questions, you will fail miserably, and then I will devour you whole!"
"Sounds kinky."
>"STOP THAT!"
"I most certainly will not."
>"You are insufferable!"
"I'll take that as a compliment. So, you answer my three questions and if you fail I get to fuck you again, right?"
>"Yes- NO! What?! No!"
"Are you sure about that?"
>"You are not a sphinx!"
"Sure I am."
>"You are not!"
"Am too."
>"Are not!"
"Am too!"
>"Are not!"
"Am not!"
>"Are too!"
"Well then I'll take your word for it."
>"Exactly- WAIT WHAT?!"
"So now the ball is officially in my court."
>"That's not how it works!"
>Her nemes appears on your head in a burst of magic
"Really? It seems your curse disagrees."
>"H-How?!"
"Shame, that's three questions right there. You don't learn very well. But don't worry, you're not the sphinx at the moment and I'm a sporting chap. I'll give you another chance."
>She's practically frothing at the mouth
"For my first question: what is your favorite sexual position?"
>"I'm not answering that!"
"Oho! You must really want my dick if you're willing to fail so quickly."
>"No! Shut up! Fine! I-I'll answer..."
>She remains silent for a moment
"I'm waiting. Any day now."
>"Give me a moment, dammit! I... I like to look into my lover's eyes as we embrace-"
"Aww."
>"Don't patronize me! And before you get any cute ideas, it will not be with you!"

>>30874888
"Oh I beg to differ. Second question then: what is your most depraved sexual fantasy?"
>"What is it with you and sex?! If this is how all your questions will be, you will become stone anyway!"
"Hey, I'm the one asking the questions here. Besides, I'm already rock hard."
>You watch with intense interest as she trembles slightly, trying to work up the courage to answer you
>But this is her body on the line
>She blushes hotly
>"I want t-to be tied up a-and tickled until I..."
"God that's so fucking hot."
>"Shut up! Shut up, shut up, shut up! I hate you!"
"Aww, that's not very nice."
>"I do not care! Ask me your last question so we can be done with this charade!"
"Fine then. Third and final question: what's heavier, a pound of feathers or a pound of iron?"
>"What? What kind of question is that? A pound of iron, obviously. And here I thought you were going to ask me something lewd again."
>You stare at her
>Like really stare
>Is this nigga serious right now?
>It takes a moment, but her mistake slowly catches up with her
>"Oh fuck me."
"That's the plan."
>She sits her ass down as the stone starts to creep up her legs
>"Good luck with that, then."
"You're still talking, aren't you?"
>Fear sparks in her eyes as her neck and jaw locks up
"I was banking on you being stupid, but this is ridiculous. What was that you said earlier about devouring me whole?"
>Her eyes move to look into yours as you loom over her
"You turned into stone for like a week when you lost last time, right? That means you'll be tasting my semen for a week after I nut in your mouth and leave you petrified."
>Leaning down you whisper in her ear
"And I'm going to leave the hat on while I do it."
>You end up pelvic-booping her snootle for the next half hour and leaving her stoned in a puddle of her own juices
>Also you got a swanky new hat, fucking score!

>>30874459

I didn't want to read about sphinx pussy, but now I want more.

>>30874893
This would be a funny comic if there was sphinx reference material

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>>30874459
>>30874888
>>30874893
Muh dick

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>>30874459

>>30874969
If you're gonna cap the green, cap all 3 parts and put them together

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>>30874893
>What kind of question is that? A pound of iron, obviously.
>Is this nigga serious right now?

She's not wrong though.
Iron is heavier than feathers.
Is this some kind of joke?

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>>30875003

>>30874459
WHO EVER YOU ARE! I DEMAND YOUR PASTEBIN RIGHT NOW SIR!

Because That Is My Fetish for 11 years!

>>30875003
>a pound of one thing is heavier than a pound of the other
God damn it anon, open your mouth.

>>30875042
>>30875033
newfags, not knowing limmie's show

>>30875034
I mean, I've been waiting for a very long time.

Egypt is my fetish. Also, get a name please.

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>>30875003
g8 b8 m8.

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With her yellow britton toof? No

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>>30875042
>>30875051
It's feathers or lead.

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>>30875051
What country has limmie's show?
I'm actually asking.
Because I have no idea.

>>30874893
next time she comes back Anon should ask her something like:
"When I was six years old my sister was half my age, I'm 70 now, how old is my sister?"

>>30875088
Or The Airspeed Velocity Of An Swallow.

>>30874686
Because you're so desperate that no real woman will be like that around your acne ridden body so you'll project your dreams on a cartoon character.

>>30875119
Making the most of the day off from school, timmy?

That's super.

>>30875118
Or whether or not having intercourse of the sexual kind with what society has deemed a "trap" should/would be considered a form of homosexuality.

>>30874893
>tfw CIA won't let you post pictures anymore
Well, whatever. I really like thing. You should post more of thing.

>>30874342
IF I HAVE TO SEE THAT GODDAMN "YOU WOULDN'T DO XDDDXDXD" I SWEAR I'LL SHOOT UP A FUCKING SCHOOL GODDAMN STOP MAKING THESE FUCKING SHITTY ASS THREADS ASKDJHFKJFHKJSHK

>>30875128
Or how fast she can swallow man-juice.

Then she asks: What do you mean, an African or European man-juice?

>>30875165
You wouldn't shoot up a school.

The sphinx is such a cutie. wonder what happened to her though

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Cutest villain.

>>30874893
>giant thing perfect for subbing to
>anon turns it into another domming thing
sigh

>>30875302
Thank you, based 4chan gods. I can say it again!

C U C K

>>30874893
That was great, thanks Anon
I'll second the bin request, or I'll just bin it myself
or maybe are you not finished

>>30875335
Stop using words you don't know the meaning of.

>>30875302
Not sure why you'd complain over a theme that's more comedy than smut-oriented. Besides, don't you already have a general for that?

>>30875406
thank you jebus

>>30875302
I know anon. It's tiresome and stagnant, but if they like it...
Plus it's funny at least

>>30875406
Sphinx needs more porn and green but not necessarily smut

>>30875585
>needs porn
>but not smut
what did he mean by this

I'd write some but I'm pissed at this episode
Also she didn't even get to have a fucking voice
What a fucking shitty episode
Fuck this episode

>>30875599
whilst I'm all up for porn we already get enough of Anon the God of Sex and I would like just a simple comfy adventure story

>>30875634
Are you asking for fresh, new material? Get the fuck out

>>30874893
More please don't leave me hanging

>>30875929
You'll have to wait a week for the curse to wear off before getting the next dose

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>>30874459

>>30875287
I wish the episode itself had something this cute with the sphinx

>>30875165
Hi Sphinxy! :D

>>30875165
So...
you wouldn't?

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>>30874342
how would the genetic makeup of a half sphinx half human child work? since the sphinx' here are half lion and half pony if the head is anything to go by, does that mean the kid would be a third of each or, one quarter lion, one quarter pony and half human?

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>>30876306
Well, if you're okay with poniesxhuman=satyrs then the little one, or rather, big one, would look like a satyr with lion paws, lion tail, long slender wings and fluffy ears
And shark teeth, because that's hot

But in reality, it wouldn't be possible and if it was, it'd be one fucking ugly abomination that certainly won't live through the first year

>>30875972
thats not fair

>>30874342
It will be extremely painful

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>>30877003
You re a big guy

>>30877021
For you.

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>>30876353
>it wouldn't be possible
They're also not real, so there's that. Also.

>And shark teeth, because that's hot
You are my nigger.

>>30874893
>pelvic-booping her snootle
unf

>>30874687
Just rub and motorboat her clit till she cums all over you.

>>30875003
Your thinking of density. But, no they both weigh the same.

>>30874893
>sphinx green
Yes please thank you but may I have some more?

>>30877203

Yes.

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>>30877203
>all that literal pussy
oh baby

>>30877203
Or be apache chief

>>30877530
>not just taking advantage of the giant macro waifu
I bet you're the guy who goes to a mexican resteraunt and orders a cheeseburger.

>>30877203
>>30877497
>>30877520
https://derpibooru.org/1528049?q=vore
we got some of that gud gud

>>30877551
Then go to your macro thread subhuman scumbag

>>30877723
this is a specific thread about a sphynx, and she's a macro. That's a legitimate aspect of her, like AJ threads have her butt as a legitimate part of her threads apart from the designated ass threads.

>>30874687
>>30877203
Don't be a faggot. Just get up in there so you can cum directly into her babymaker

>>30874893
Good, although you might as well make Anon a depraved rapist Bugs Bunny at this point with his kind of annoying, "Hyuck Hyuck, i'm gonna fucking rape you, Hyuck Huck" vibe.

>>30877682
>human puss
fucking disgusting

>>30877728
Yeah. I don't care about your reasoning. I just want you to go away senpai

>>30877756
Should it be a cat to sate your autism?

>>30877780
Same. Cat puss is disgusting to look at DESU, glad he didnt do it that way.

Where's the profile pic from?

Where's this pic from?

Dude, OP, where's your avatar from?
I'm new to this forum.

>>30875003
For anyone who hasn't seen it, look at his image, then look at this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uH0hikcwjIA

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>>30874692
Thank

>>30874687
she's not that big, big but not that big.

>>30874893
m-more?

>>30875302
Go back to your embarressing reversed gender roles thread you spineless cuckold.

>>30875582
You too, cunt.
>>30877996

>>30878033
Wow. What a C U C K.
Does that dick mesh well with your taste buds?

>>30878095
t. cuck

>>30878150
>defending his shit story this hard

>>30877996
You do know that RGRE fucking HATES when the females are on top, right?
Just post 'femdom' and see the sperg happening

And fuck you and go back wherever you come from with your 'stop posting what I don't like' attitude
>>>/v/

>>30878163
I don't care about his story, didn't even read it.
Submissive """""men""""" are just the most pathetic """"""""""people"""""""""" in the world.

>>30878175
t. cuck

>>30878179
Ebin XD

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Wow, what a nice thread.

>>30878197
>oh noes, one faggot started calling everyone else a cuck!
>the thread is completely derailed now! it's all over!
>perfect time to post my meme

>>30878207
You're not helping.

>>30874342
>you have to correctly answer riddles while fucking her.
>if you miss one she instantly bites your head off
>she always asks you one when you're ready to cum

>>30874893
>"Human."
"Oh hey, you must really be a masochist."
>"I just want my headdress back."
"But it looks so much better on me!"
>"I'm asking you nicely."
"I prefer begging. Really gets the loins stirring, you know?"
>"I will not beg a thief!"
"So you'd rather play another question game?"
>She steps back from you warily
>"The moment I was out of my stone prison, I brushed my teeth until my gums bled!"
"What a way to get AIDS."
>"I suffered with your... egh, 'taste' for a week!"
"That was the plan!"
>"It was a horrible plan! What kind of monster are you?!"
"Funny, and here I thought I was the one speaking to a mythological beast."
>"I am no mere beast! Do not treat me as one!"
"But where's the fun in that?"
>"What fun do you take in tormenting me?!"
"The sexy kind."
>"...Why did I think you were going to answer with anything else?"
"Because despite having two weeks to reflect, you still haven't really gotten it through that thick sphinx skull of yours that I'm an asshole."
>"What is it that you want?" she sighs
"To breed you, obviously."
>"B-Breed?! There are thousands of ponies to do that with! Minotaurs! Griffons! Why me?!"
"Cuz you're cute!"
>She groans
"And I like sexually bullying cute things. Gives me a story to tell the boys back home."
>She looks at her hat forlornly
>"I just want my nemes back."
"What, no revenge this time?"
>"I have learned my lesson! I do not wish to become your plaything again!"
"You? Learning a lesson? I'll believe it when I see it. Besides, are you sure this is all you're here for?"
>"What do you mean?"
"You sure it isn't just a convenient excuse to come see me again?"
>"Why would I want to see you?!"
"Come on. A whole week of tasting me. That musky, viscous love batter in your mouth. Don't tell me you weren't thinking of me."
>"I- I most certainly was not!"
"So why is it you're suddenly blushing?"
>"Wha- I-I-I merely am wary of your intentions!"
"My intentions are right on the table."
>"That's what bothers me!"

>>30879082
"Every moment that cum coated your tongue, you were reminded of me. Of what I did to you. An entire week of sex running through your mind with no way to get off. Must have been frustrating, no?"
>Her hind legs buckle inwards
"I bet you masturbated for hours the moment you were free."
>The widening of her eyes tells you everything you need to know
>"W-What arrogance! Do you fancy yourself some kind of sexual chess master?!"
"Ooh, I like that title!"
>"You, you- YOU!"
"Me!"
>She pounces on you, pinning you down
>"Give me back my headdress!"
"Goodness, the least you can do is take me out to dinner first!"
>"You are MY dinner!"
"I knew you couldn't get over the taste!"
>She screams in frustration and yanks the hat off of you
>Then immediately spits it out
>"Eargh! What did you do to my nemes?!"
"I've been using it as a cum rag."
>"And you wore it on your head?!"
"Gotta assert my dominance somehow!"
>"You are a disgusting, perverse and depraved lunatic!"
"And that's why you love me!"
>"I do not love you! The lion does not hold affection for the sheep! You are my food, nothing more!"
"So you play with your food often?"
>"Not this time."
>Her mouth opens wide, revealing her fangs
>Those were so much cuter poking out of her lips when you were muzzle-fucking her
"Hey now, you still have to answer me these questions three-"
>"Raaaarrh! Screw the games! I will devour you now!"
>Her maw comes down
>Oh shit, is it over for dear old Anon?
>The fangs press against the flesh of your neck, but stop just short of penetrating
>A growl escapes her as she keeps trying to maneuver her head and lunges at you repeatedly, each time with no luck
>"Why can't I kill you?!"
"It might be because you're turning to stone again."
>Sure enough, her legs are taking on a cement-ish hue all the way up to her shoulders and haunches
>"Impossible! Even I do not hold the power to activate the curse whenever I please! Tell me how you did this!"

>>30879084
"I didn't. You merely refused to play the game. Therefore, I win."
>"That's- AGHHHHHHHH!"
>She's lost it now
>You just lay back and grin as you watch her sanity tear itself apart
>Her body twists and writhes as she tries to escape her own stony bonds, rubbing her nethers against your pitched tent
>Hey, nearly dying can have some unexpected reactions from a man, you know?
>Just bullshitting, you're always at full mast
>About ten minutes of screaming later, she comes down from her wrathful high, breathing hard, before hanging her head in resignation
>"You're going to have your way with me again, aren't you?"
"Every week until you like it!"
>"Just get it over with."
"There's no reason you can't enjoy it too."
>"I do not enjoy this!"
"Is that why your tail is raised?"
>The red-faced pout she gives her tail could put a bloody crime scene to shame
"You know, you said before you wanted to be tied up and tickled to orgasm."
>"I told you that in confidence!" she looks around frantically as if someone is going to hear
"Well half that deed is done, so to speak. I can still do that for you."
>Her breathing catches in her throat as you see the gears turning in her eyes
"Oh yeah, I can place you in the middle of town and rut you right where everyone can see. Public humiliation at its finest."
>"Where every- no!"
"Oh indeed! And I know just the hole that hasn't seen any action, yet!"
>Her tail clamps down with the force of a mouse trap
>"You wouldn't!"
"I am going to plow that supple sphinxter shitter like it was prime farmland by the Nile!"
>She bites her lip
>Something begins dripping on the crotch of your pants
"Ohoho. Are you perchance a buttslut?"
>"N-No!"
"Does the thought of being exposed turn you on? To be anally annihilated in front of a crowd of onlookers? Tickled laughing and peeing yourself while being rutted like a mindless animal?"
>"St-Stop!"
>You whisper hotly in her ear

>>30879085
"It will become your legacy. They will tell the tale forever of how the mighty sphinx became a slave to her own desires."
>"Why do you hate me so?!"
"You mean aside from the whole trying to eat me thing? Really, I don't hate you. Quite the contrary, I like you very much. There aren't many who can take my shenanigans lying down and spring back so quickly. Fewer still who I see have the potential to become a complete degenerate like you. So I'll level with you. I likes ya and I wants ya."
>"You like me?! Before I was merely afraid, now I know the true meaning of fear!"
>With a laugh you get out from under her, grab her backside and begin pushing her towards the village
>"W-Wait! We can talk about this, can't we? Please, I do not want to be degraded in front of the ponies!"
"Oh, you're going to love it. Love having them watch you as every bit of fear and respect they once had for your majesty turns to sand. In fact, I think school gets out around now. You'll even have the pleasure of being violated in front of the foals!"
>"You're sick!"
"No, I'm Anon!"
>Her mouth keeps telling you no
>But her body, HER BODY
>Is leaving a trail of sphinx juice behind you
>Hell, your shoes are squelching in it
>Before long you make it to the center of town
>The townsfolk gather 'round in equal parts awe and terror
>Your qt sphinx is looking more scared by the second
>>"Look! He has vanquished the sphinx!"
>>"Don't let that thing near my children!"
>>"What is it doing back here after all this time?!"
>>"Why does it smell like wet cat and shrimp?"
>>"Hark! The hero speaks!"
"Greetings, fillies and gentlecolts. It is my extreme pleasure to introduce you to your legend, the sphinx!"
>You give her a slap on the rump and she yelps, drawing gasps from the crowd as she shows off her fangs to all present

>>30879088
"For weeks this creature has sought to best me in intellectual combat. Thankfully no one can get past the shaky foundations of my mental gymnastics!"
>>"Wow! He must be really smart!"
>>"He is the hero we deserve!"
>>"Why is he wearing a cum rag on his head?"
>>"You idiot, we're all wearing cum rags on our heads!"
"I come before you today to put an end to this game of cat and incredibly handsome mouse. For you see, per the rules of our engagement, I am allowed a token of triumph for my efforts in defeating her fair and square."
>Her tail whips you in the face
>Rude!
>You grab onto it and lift it high
"So now I claim my prize before you all. May history tell of my deeds so that none may forget."
>She turns to look at you with one last pleading look of dread
>"Human, I beg of you now."
"No need for foreplay, I'm already raring to go."
>"Please don't do this."
"But we're already here and you're soaking wet."
>"Please!"
"Spare yourself the indignity. Do you really want them to see you grovel?"
>With your free hand, you unzip dick
>The audience is rapt at attention as you spit right on her pucker, causing her to contract it in shock
"Witness me."
>You take the plunge
>She arcs her head back and mewls loudly
>The ponies gasp in shock, surprise and disgust
>Time to get this show on the road
>A resounding slap fills the town square as you smack your hand against the sphinx's ass and bury yourself deeper
>With each roughshod thrust your hand comes back down to leave a fresh print against her bottom
>She grits her teeth, eyes wide and trembling as she does her best to save face in front of the crowd of onlookers
>Soon however those eyes of hers start to roll back in her head, drool seeping out of the corner of her mouth as she involuntarily lets out a purr, followed by a whine
>She knows she's lost the battle already, each whisper from onlookers at how much she's enjoying it causing her bravado to falter even further
>There's no point in holding onto that pride now

>>30879089
>Slap, slap, slap, slap
>"Unf, un, unf, unfh!"
>Grabbing her by the hips, you yank yourself forward to the hilt
>She lets out a guttural roar
>"Fuck me! More! Please! Harder! HARDER!"
>And the damn just broke
>She's salivating like a hungry, eyes glazing over as she makes eye contact with the ponies there
>Slap, slap, SLAP, SLAP
>You yank her tail hard and grind into her asshole, earning you another mewl of contentment
>Slowly you begin to press on her until she's face down, ass up and drooling from both ends all over your makeshift podium
>Pump after pump you feel her inner walls contract and spasm wildly against your fleshy intruder
>Now would be the perfect time to make good on your promise
>Ceasing the slapping, which is good seeing as her ass now looks like a cherry tomato, you begin to make your hands wander across her fur
>"Ngh, uhng! H-Human?"
>Your digits find their purchase in her soft furry sides and begin tickling
>"Ah- Ahaha- HAHAHAHA! St-StAHAHAP! NO! PLE-HEEHEESE!"
>She's unable to fight back, half-stoned as she is as you continue your assault
>Your fingers don't let up for a moment
>She's laughing and heaving and contracting with every spasm caused by the sensation
>Her anus clenches around you and sucks inwards erratically, nearing causing you to fall to your knees
>Oh fuck, her ass has taken on a mind of its own
>Fingers dig and hips thrust as she wiggles about violently, moaning and laughing at your administrations
>Tears stain her cheeks as her smile strains itself
>Reaching under her with one hand, you begin massaging across her sopping mound
>Her sides ache and she groans, mind lost to the sensation
>It isn't long before the first orgasm crashes over her, causing her to shout breathlessly
>Her anus constricts painfully around you as if she's trying to devour you from the other end
>Gush after gush of love juice blasts forth from her pussy, drenching your bare legs and the pants around your ankles in the process

>>30879093
>You get back to tickling her again as you manage to find relief on the vacuum around your cock
>"Sto... Hu... no more..."
>Her laughs are barely coming out any more, she's choking for air so badly
>Tears fill her eyes as she scrunches up her face
>"N-Noooo..."
>Her orgasm is followed shortly by a stream of urine
>You fingerpop her as her bladder empties, causing after shocks of the preceding orgasm to interrupt the flow sporadically
>It's goddamn Niagara Falls here in the desert
>As she lies panting in an ocean of her own bodily fluids, you pick up the pace to focus on your own growing need
>Thankfully her wings are splayed back so you have something to hold onto
>Grabbing her wings, you use them as reins as you steady you footing and begin thrusting at an increased tempo
>"Fgh! M-My wings!"
>Soon the slapping returns, this time made by the sound of your balls colliding with her labia
>She shakily rises, tongue lolling out, face towards the sky as her ears twitch and spasm with the rest of her face
>Your fingers knead into the soft membrane of her wings, causing her to moan with every ounce of pressure
>Leaning back, you're near piledriving yourself into her backside, putting your knees into it as you use her wings as leverage
>A familiar warmth spreads through your cock as it begins to throb
>This is it
>The time has come and now so are you
>Your speed reaches maximum overthrust, shaking the sphinx as you turn into a rotor
>You can't even feel your balls anymore as they've gone numb from all the slapping, but the tug is unmistakable
>With a final, earth-moving thrust, you sink into her depths and let loose a torrent of your seed
>The grip on her wings tightens, the multiple stimulations proving to be too much as her pupils turn into pinpricks and she lets out a window shattering scream as her second orgasm hits her harder than the first
>She damn near crushes you in a vice grip, pulling you in and forcibly extracting every last drop of cum she can get

>>30879096
>Your vision whites out as you melt into her deathly embrace, warmth turning into fire as your penis becomes one with the orgasm
>As the crescendo dies down, you slump over her as her cheek hits the pavement in a daze
>Holy shit, it feels like you just ran a marathon
>Sweat drips from your chest on her back, coat slick with its own sheen of exertion
>As you gaze into the crowd, hundreds of horrified faces stare back
>They fucking witnessed, alright
>And you think you hear the local law enforcement coming
>Giving your sphinx a pat on the side and a mild shake, you try to get her attention
>"fhsfhlj" she gurgles
>Very eloquent, but now is not the time for riddles
>And she's stoning over fast, shit
"Hey. Hey wake up."
>You snap your fingers in quick succession
>"Whaa. Mmn. Hooman, I kinnot go anova rount. You've, ha... r-ruined meh. In more wayz than ooone."
"And I loved every second of it, but I need you to focus now and take back your headpiece."
>"Why... ugh, why would you return it... to me now at the end? Is this part of your plan to humiliate me?"
"Just take the damn thing."
>You drop the hat on her head
>"I... suppose I'll see you in a week, to gloat over my broken reputation."
"Don't tell me you didn't have fun."
>"It was horrifying. Liberating. I want to both break you and kiss you. I don't know anymore."
"Yeah, that's the hormones speaking. Anyway-"
>A shout catches your attention
>Pretty sure it's this village's version of the guard, but more mercenary-like
>One of the stallions goes splashing into a deep puddle, shouting for help
>Good lord, she created quicksand
"Quickly, ask of me your questions three!"
>She turns her head towards you and quirks an eyebrow
>"...You can't be serious."
"Now is not the time to get cold paws."
>"Why?"
"That's one. And it's because I'd rather not get taken in for public indecency. This would be like the thirtieth strike on my record and Celestia said she has a very special place in Tartarus for degenerates like me."

>>30879100
>"This nation's monarch? Why would you care about her judgement when you don't even fear me?"
"Two. That's because ponies don't turn into stone or acquiesce to my demands because of a curse when I bullshit them. You're the most fun I've had in years!"
>"Ugh, figures."
"And your last one?"
>She takes a moment to ponder, before looking into your eyes, unsure with herself
>"Do you actually like me? Was all this just for your sick amusement or did you mean what you said before?"
>Heh
>A grin splits your mouth as you reach over and give her a gentle kiss on the snoot
"I refuse to answer that."
>"What?"
>Standing up again, you smile down at her as you feel the cool sensation of stone start to crawl up your legs
>Her eyes widen as you slowly start to gray over
>"But why?"
>The stone cascades over your crotch, sealing you to her and sending chills up your spine
"What's the fun in always knowing the answer?"
>She turns her head to the approaching guards and smiles
>"What a strange, perverted little man."
>You lift your arm and point one finger to the sky as you rest your other hand on your hip, tie flowing in the wind
>And with a final crack, turn completely to stone
>So there you stand, the village's new statue
>Sphinx stretched in the IWTCI pose with you behind her, pants around your ankles and buried deep in her ass, a smile across your stony face as you point to the heavens
>You always said you were going to have a monument to your sins
>And you damn well got one

End

>>30878177
>you're a sub because you're not sucking off the writer
Is logic like this a common thing among autists?

>>30878869

I don't know why, but every time I write something for a thread and fuck off, it turns into a shitfest of vitriol. I seem to bring out the worst in people.

>>30874459
100% perfect.... My god...

>>30874357
Ssshhhhh.
The swt is dead and all their writefags have fucked off.
Trust me, it's better this way.
Don't poke the cancer.

>>30879104
This is the most disgustingly beautiful thing I've ever read. And I love it

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>>30879089
>>"Why is he wearing a cum rag on his head?"
>>"You idiot, we're all wearing cum rags on our heads!"

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>>30879089
>"Witness me."
holy shit

>>30879109
It's just one avid fan refusing opinions

>>30875034
>>30875353
>>30874969
>>30875406
https://pastebin.com/K7wLXu5j
for people who prefer to read iit on pastebin

>>30879208
Neato

>>30879208
Your sir are a god. I hope to read more from you, be it the cute sphinx or not.

>>30879496
sry, i'm nit the author but you are right.
>>30879104
Good sir, do you've got a pastebin?

>>30878179
t. Cuck

>>30874459
I can't fucking breathe, holy shit.

Can someone screencap the whole thing so we could post it on derpi? The shit is too good to be forgotten. Bless you writefag.

>>30879104
Its like Christmas morning. If you ever do a part 2, perhaps it could have less lewd, and more comfy? I loved this first one y

>>30879104
I usually dont like the whole "Anonymous is a master of swag and sex god" stories but i love the way you wrote this and particularly the way you finished it.

I might even draw the final scene if this thread is still alive tomorrow.

>>30879208
> a guest
GET A NAME!

>>30879958
I'M NOT THE AUTHOR

>>30877792
>not liking anatomically correct
I bet you hate cloaca on kobolds and durgens too you literal faggot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCY4P2DIynQ

>>30879954
Please do, drawfriend. I await your return.

>>30880168
>cloaca

Who would want to fuck a literal cold pussy?

>>30880168
>cloaca on kobolds
I'm guessing you mean lizardmen kobolds and not the gremlin kind?

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>>30874342
I want to build her a new pyramid so she can finally have a home.

>>30880214
>it's a bird house

>>30880223
>bird
>not birb

You still made me chuckle though

>>30880212
The qt lizards, not the doggos.

>>30880626
Who would even want to fuck cold lizard pussy? N-not me.

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Here ya go thread, have a screencap.

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>>30880637
Have one more.

>>30880637
>>30880648
I'd imagine she enjoys anger-filled hatefucking, and that its her fetish too.

>>30880637
>>30880648
Thanks btw

>>30880727
>>30880737
I think that's generally a cat thing.

You're welcome perv. I'll try to grab a couple more when I have time.

>>30880727
sphinx and somnambula hatefucking when?

>>30880635
>cold
Cold-blooded does not equal cold my guy. It means they can't maintain their own body temperature, meaning they seek out warm things. Gosh Anon, how might you warm up a qt cold-blood? What activities could you do together to warm up? :^)

>>30881411
Water polo?

>>30881411
Considering he doesn't know grade school knowledge, I'd say merely thinking would heat things up

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>>30879104
Nice do you think you might do an epilogue or something like that it's OK if you don't though I still love the story[ do you think you might do an epilogue or something like that it's OK if you don't though I still love the story

>>30880727
No, she's clearly a tsundere
A huge tsundere capable of pinning you down using just a paw and resting on top of you acting all tough and ignoring your pleas to let go and your useless squirming
And then blush and call you baka when you ask her if she's purring

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>>30874459
>>30874888
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>>30879100
>>30879104

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>>30879089
>"Witness me."

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>>30879104
>>30879846

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>"What do you think our children will look like?"
"I'm thinking we should adopt."

>>30879104
It only lasts for a week right?
So she gotta pick him up and bring him home
And use his literal rock hard cock as a dildo while waiting his awakening

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Theres still a part of the story writefriend can build on

"I...I like to look into my lover's eyes as we embrace"

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>>30882476
God damnit Anon! You're such a raging baka

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>>30881865
>filename
Give me back my sides

>>30875003
They're both a kilgrahm

>>30881718
>pleas to let go

pffft only a pussy beta faggot would do such a thing. Just give her the bedroom eyes instead.

>>30883095
>>>/v/eddit

>not marrying her

>>30882022
This is it, her chance to finally get her revenge! What will Sphinxy do to anon? Would she pleasure him or violate him or both?

>>30882476
>>30882608
"D'awww, c'mere so we can kissu kissu!"

>>30883101
HAHAHA salty bottom-bitch detected

>>>/lgbt/

>>30883115
>make sure he's completely tied up for his awakening
>proceed by teasing and edging him for a few hours as revenge

And then either;
>but Anon finds a way to riddle his way out

Or
>it ends with a heartfelt conversation about each other's feelings
>Anon is too proud to admit it at first but the edging makes it hard to resist
>And her beautiful eyes
>Some more shenanigans
>She unties him
>He breeds her
>Turns out Sphinxs have litters of 12

>>30883144
XD
You get funnier and funnier everyday!
Upvoted

>>30879897
>>30881706
>>30882476
>"Anonymous?"
"Sup?"
>"Answer me these questions three."
"Really? We're really gonna do this again?"
>"Shush. I am trying to get my mind off the fact we're stuck in... what did you call this place again?"
"Guantanamo Bay for ponies."
>Yeah, you have no idea why you thought that plan would work
>They just moved your rocky form behind bars and waited for you to destatuate
>Sheesh, they walk around naked all the time, it's like they've never seen genitals before!
>"That. Anyway, first question. What do prisons and bodies have in common?"
"They're both a cage that keeps me from dancing with the one I love?"
>"A word, more specifically."
"Uhh..."
>"Five letters."
"Cells? Wait, are you doing a fucking crossword puzzle?"
>"We've been here for well over a month. I am getting bored and wanted to exercise my mind."
"You could exercise that mouth instead if you know what I'm saying."
>"Pass. There's only so much endless rutting I can do before I want to try other things."
"Wow, on my planet that's fucking heresy!"
>"I do not care. Second question. What is the name of a syndrome commonly associated with feelings of attachment towards a captor?"
"Stockholm. It's what I used to get you to fall for me."
>She spits out her pen and glares at you
>"Your mating habits are sociopathic at BEST."
"You know you love it."
>"Do I? I believe 'gave up' is the more correct term for it."
"Love has many names, baby. I'll take what I can get."
>"Figures, you would be the only creature I know who would willingly try to mate with a sphinx."
"My kind has traveled far and wide in the pursuit of fucking new things."
>"Not too unlike ponies trying to spread their message of love to all corners of the globe, then. Always trying to make friends with others."
"Yeah, we're like ponies with benefits!"
>"Hah. The only benefits I know of with ponies is how delectable they are."
"Agree with you there, sister."
>"Something tells me you don't mean that like how I mean it."

>>30883151
>XD
>not ECKS DEEEEEEEEE
wow gay

>>30883375
"Really? What gave it away?"
>She rolls her eyes at you
>"Gee, I wonder."
>She picks up her pen again and jots down the answer
"So wait, about that third question: aren't you worried about turning to stone again? I don't want to be alone in here, there's only so many lewd things you can do to a statue."
>"Oh, there is no third question. We're done here."
"You what?"
>"I only had the two. Since I ultimately got what I wanted out of you, the game became nullified."
"Wait a damn minute. Are you saying you could have spared yourself the humiliation by just surrendering and giving me what you knew I wanted in the first place? That we could have avoided all this?"
>She looks up from her paper and stares into nothingness, pen dropping once again from her slackened mouth
"Oh you sweet summer child."
>There's a clang and the sound of a gate sliding open before someone rattles your bars
>Turning, you spy one of the more decorated guards giving you the stink eye
>>"Attention, prisoners. I am the warden of this fine establishment. I have had the pleasure of locking up the toughest criminals this side of Equestria from Alca Pone to Aloha Snackbar, so don't get any funny ideas about leaving this place anytime soon."
"Jesus, is this really necessary for a bit of public hankypanky?"
>The guard gives you a stern look as he licks his hoof and starts flipping through a file
>>"Prisoner Anonymous, correct?"
"Oh I wouldn't say that. I've become quite well known by now!"
>>"Funny. Y'see it says here you're wanted on multiple counts of arson, vandalism, money laundering, inciting riots, starting bar fights, petty theft, grand theft- how in the hell did you steal the Canterlot observatory right out from under everypony's noses?"
"Would you believe I did it with nothing but a paperclip and a book of matches?"
>>"No, I wouldn't. Jaytrotting, illegal parking, unauthorized use of military assets, cock fighting-"
"Hehe."

>>30883389
>>"-false advertisement, non-consensual cuddling-"
"Is that what they're calling it these days?"
>>"-destruction of private property, zebra trafficking-"
"I just wanted to see how many I could fit on a boat!"
>>"-staging a coup, counterfeiting, public indecency-"
>"There's my go-to hobby!"
>>"-and the reason why you're in here now. Shoplifting, dining and dashing, hiring a hitpony on Yakyakistan royalty, about thirty other minor felonies and an overdue book which, and I quote the princess of friendship here, "Is an affront to all things decent and wholesome." And that's just the first page."
"God damn it, Sparkle."
>>"You're a very sick individual, Anonymous."
"I prefer to call it creativity!"
>>"Doesn't matter, you're going to be in here for a long time. As for your friend there, we can't let such a dangerous monster loose on Equestrian soil."
"Don't you talk about my waifu like that!"
>>"Wife, eh? You two demons are made for each other."
"Aww thanks. Want to attend the wedding?"
>Seems your sphinx chooses that moment to come out of her stupor
>"Wedding?! We planned no such thing!"
"Yeah, that seems to be how our relationship works. I make the plans you're not privy to and you just come along for the ride."
>"E-Even if I did agree to such a thing- which I don't! -the least you could do is propose to me properly!"
"Me? Proper? You know I'd just sweep you off your paws without asking anyway."
>"I know and I wish you wouldn't!"
"Spontaneity is the spice of life!"
>>"Ahem, not to interrupt this tender moment, but I'm afraid you'll have to put whatever plans you two have on hold. We don't exactly bring catering and pretty dresses onto base."
>Wow, what an ass
>Not even the little hors d'oeuvres?
"You would look beautiful in a wedding dress."
>"Sh-Shut up... I know I would. Shut up."
>>"So now, before I leave you two lovebirds to your misery, are there any questions you have for me pertaining to your stay here or otherwise?"

>>30883392
>Questions? What the hell could you even ask? What's the point?
>You look over to your sphinx companion and lock eyes
>And a grin makes its way to your face
"Actually, we have just three..."

>Be hours later
>Be sitting in a fancy dining car headed towards freedom
>The two of you just pulled off an escape from a high security prison
>And the warden got totally stoned
>Anyone who saw you leave won't be reporting it for another week
>Sitting back with a content sigh, you knock a champagne class against your compatriot's and toss it back
>"I see now why you love this 'bullshitting' so much."
"It's a talent I'm good at."
>"Not good, great. What else are you planning in that disturbing mind of yours?"
"Heh, you ever hear the tale of Bonnie and Clyde?"
>"Sounds interesting. I assume since you bring it up they were in much the same position as us?"
"In a sense."
>"Well you have plenty of time to regale me about it later. I am curious, where to now?"
"Now? Anywhere the wind takes us."
>"An adventure, then? I must confess I am growing bored of old tombs and crypts."
>You look out over the horizon from the train window and smile
"Baby, I can show you the world."

>>30883375
>>30883389
>>30883392
>>30883400
THE MADMAN RETURNS

>>30883400
This epilogue left me content and comfy, thank you writefriend.

>>30883400
Alternatively, they could have faked a pregnancy (or maybe it's real) and the ponies literally can't bring themselves to hold captive an expecting mother or separate her from her mate.
Babies born in prison is how you get Bane.

>>30883483
>Baby Bane sphinx trying to get philosophical with dad
>"The fire rises, father."
"Yeah, that would be my handiwork."
>"You don't fear punishment. You welcome it."
"Just another opportunity to fuck with Celestia."
>"The ponies have been supplied with a false idol that stops you from tearing down this corrupt city."
"Son?"
>"Yes father?"
"Take that fucking thing off your face, you look like an idiot."
>"It would be extremely painful."
"The belt is worse."
>"Fair enough."

>>30883537
>"Take that fucking thing off your face, you look like an idiot."
>"It would be extremely painful."
>"The belt is worse."
>"Fair enough."

I bet he's a big kid.

>>30883400
>Flash forward several years
>Anon sits on a comfy sofa sipping some bomb ass tea
>His gorgeous sphinx waifu curled up beside him.
>enter 2 little adorable lion/eagle/human hybrid girls
>one of them, brings her paws to her face blushimg furiously
>she speaks
"Daddy~ how did you and mommy fall in love?"
>Anon immediately sets tea down and rises to his feet.
>"Your mother tells the atory best".
>Runs away.

Loved the story anon. A few more hours and i can get to drawing.

>>30883537
>Breaks Twilight's back over his knee.
>"I have broken, the Princess of Friendship."
"Meh, I'd have gone for the funner kind of breaking. Maybe I'm getting sentimental, but I'd have like some grandkids."
>"Dad, you're ruining this for me."
"Like mother like son."

>>30883563
"Son, your mother and I are concerned. You're like what, 11 now?"
>"12, you forgot my birthday again."
"Right, you're 12. Isn't it time you stopped breast-feeding?"
>"You're like twice my age and you still do it!"
>No arguments there
"Fair enough."

>>30883582
>"Anonymous, answer them their questions three."
>Aw fuck
>"Know that if you refuse, you'll be sleeping like a rock - on the couch tonight."
"Honey, baby, you can't be serious."
>"I know you're good at BS'ing. You can stand to answer your daughters to the best of your ability, like I know a good father would."
>You look into those innocent, adorable little eyes and feel your heart drop out of your chest
>"I do so enjoy seeing you squirm."
>Damn her

>>30883400
glorious!

>>30883400
Celebratory sex time

>>30883400
I love you

>>30883392
wedding in canterlot when?

>>30879084
>>"W-What arrogance! Do you fancy yourself some kind of sexual chess master?!"
>"Ooh, I like that title!"
my sides

>>30879104
Everything about this was fantastic.

This reminds me heavily of Janitor anon.

>>30883400
Does your sphinx has a name?

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>>30883392
>>>"-destruction of private property, zebra trafficking-"
>"I just wanted to see how many I could fit on a boat!"

>>30883400
I LOVED IT.

>>30883400
Well done Anon,
Well done indeed.

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Progress my niggas.

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>>30885307
It's good, damn good.

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>>30885307
Please deliver, dear drawfag.

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>>30885307
Keep it up.

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>>30885307
I've been doing nofap for a week i cant brake now

IMPREGNATE

>>30885379
I'm sorry, but it's nearly impossible to resist that sweet pony-lion ass.

>>30883400
it's beautiful

>>30885307
oh, this is going to be awesome!

>>30883400
Golden.

>>30883400
Please make more, this is fucking gold

>>30874893
Whats heavier?
Topkek

One thing I can't gauge is, how big is this sphinx in this story? It seems smaller

>>30885693
well, if you compare it to a human than it would probably look smaller

>>30885712
I'm going off its comparison to a pony, and this one seems about as big as a lion as nvour world when I guess it should be bigger?

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>>30885307
Nice

>>30885693
I choose to believe it can alter its size.

>>30885758
Hmm

When is the next SWT going to happen?

>>30885884
Never. It's dead

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>>30885307
Update boyos. Its bed time here in AU so here's a partially finished sketch of Sphinxy. The quality is for shit at the moment but ill get back on this tomorrow after work.

God forbid the thread dies but if it does heres the derp to follow progress: https://derpibooru.org/1529307

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>>30886037
I like it. I like it a lot. Hope you won't get eaten by spiders at night aussiebro.

>>30886037
do more bondage stuff, that Trixie is top tier

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>>30883400
This is some fine write-fagging right here.
Please continue

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>>30878150
>>30878179
>>30879580
t. cup

>>30886037
>>30886037
Nice.

Are you the author of the greentext?

if you are, could you use a tripcode so we can identify you more easily?

Okay writer, this is your crossroads. Do you make the tripcode and risk "Sphinx love general" where anons will gather and shitpost how this belongs in AIE and have your rabid supporters fill the thread tossing out as many buzzwords as possible in unthinking defense or will you remain a simple face in a sea of same faces never getting credit for a story you did for fun until you write again?

>>30886236
>be another attention whore making another cancerous general
Just this once, let us have fun and then let it die when the well runs dry.

>>30886236
>another general
let's just have fun in a simple thread, if we become really desperate for one however, why not just migrate to strange waifus or something rather than clogging up the catalog?
>inb4 Sphinx not strange
the petrification from the above green tells a different story

>>30886278
>>30886254
Guys, how often is a writefag ever given this choice? They just tripfag and then keep making more of a story that should've ended months ago. I think it's an interesting turn having all the cards laid out like this

>>30886236
>General
Might as well revive /swt/

>>30886236
Dude what the fuck
Just leave him be lmao

The story is done
It was already done and still went ahead and gave us an epilogue
It's over, end of story

No point in making it a fucking general because it'll turn into a bumpfest not two days later
Sphinx is cute and all but not nearly enough to make it a general

>>30886294
Lets see..
Heart of war
Umbra thread
Both in that same category. Don't underestimate autism

>>30886300
It's a moot point, he put a very definitive END at the end of his greentext. Don't be sad it's over, be happy that it happened.

>>30885307
I love this thread.

>>30886319
You know that newfag is lurking hoping to please anon. Might even start tripping if it breaks two threads

>>30886300
And both are extremely empty and completely inaccessible to the people who didn't start reading at the beginning

I want a statue of Sphinx looking forward, giant, dopey smile on her face; and Anon, dick in her ass, pants around ankles, with one hand on his hip and the other raised towards the sky as he looks on in triumph. I'd put it in my main room.

>>30886037
B R E E D

Page 9 bump

>>30887399
Nice dubs.

>>30886427
Exactly. That's my point

Bump for art

>>30887815
T H I C C

Reposting
>>30887578
>Trick the Sphinx into a wild romp with a pride play, insisting her sexual prowess had declined with age.
>Once she realizes she's been had, she threatens to kill you where you stand, male or not.
>Tell her you'll not fight it, if she can solve a riddle you have for her. You'll even give her a whole month to figure it out.
>Ha! Easy!
>Give her this:
"Two join and so forms a third,
A joyous occasion say all who heard,
The third grows with one, but none will ever be the same,
You may know what I am, but what is my name?"
>For the first time in ages, the Sphinx is stumped. Obviously the "what" is a child, but the name?
>She sits for the entire month, trying to think it over to no avail.
>On day 31 she finally gives up in humiliation.
>"Fine..." She grounds out. "I submit. What is the answer?"
>You just point to the small lump in her middle.
"That name is whatever you want it to be. You're the mother after all."
>She looks at you dryly before a paw squishes you into her side.
>"You'll be an adequate mate I suppose..." She grumbles, but you can still see the pink on her cheeks.
>And that's how you tricked your wife into marrying you.

>>30885307
YESSSSSSSSSSS

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>>30886037
Noice

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>"I give up my precious to the darkness, but my love grows in its absence. What am I?"

>>30888126
Correct answer gets Sphinx porn of their requested fetish. You get three chances

>>30888126
>>30888202
quick clarification: are we identifying the precious or the thing giving up the precious?

>>30888220
The latter

>>30888126
THE ONE RING

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>>30888126
>>30888256

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>>30888256
Wrong. Strike one

>>30886037
She's a big girl. It leaves me wondering: who or what is giving her the happy butt?

>>30888126
Semen

>>30888126
Love is a very subjective term so i hope this answer takes that into account.

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>>30888468
Strike two
The answer is really easy

>>30888556
I figured out the answer, but I don't think the site will allow me to say it

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>>30888556
I dont suppose you accept alternative currency?

>>30888126
>I give up my precious to the darkness, but my love grows in its absence. What am I?
My Heart?
I mean, you offer it to someone and there's not always a guarantee that your affection could be returned in that way. Even if they dont share the sentiment, your love could still grow for them just being who they are.

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>>30888638
YOU FOOL
YOU DOOMED US ALL

>>30888126
Applejack.

She gave her parents to the grave and loves them more each day she learns about them.

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>>30888468
>>30888556
Aww c'mon. That works.

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>>30888638
Oooh nice try. The answer is A c,uck
Enjoy the sweet denial of sphinx poon not being used in your favorite fetish. To hide a leaf indeed

>>30888681
>the darkness
You motherfucker, I want my sides back.

>>30888630
I would never take money for fan art anon

>>30874342
WE

>This entire thread
Goddamn, this is good. I hope someone delivers more green.

>>30888533
>>30888681
Ooookkkkk ill pay that. That was good. It sucks because the whole time im my head all i could hear was "you black, midnight evil motherfucker, black magic!"

Sphinx a best.

>>30888887
Off by 1. Fuuuuuck

>>30888887
Better luck next time

>>30888910
Welp, time for suicide by answering a riddle wrong.

>>30888887
>>30888910
>>30888915
>>30888917

>>30888888

I'll give you guys a second chance but no lewds. Deal?

>>30888973
Second chance at what?

>>30888917
Joke's on her I'm into vore

>>30888973
Oh and you have to solve two

>>30888990
>Two
>No lewds
Oh come on, at least just the tip.

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>>30888917
my body is ready

would you a heavily pregnant sphinxy

>>30889233
>Sphinxfu is getting the pregnant hornies
>It's not your fetish but your loving wife is dripping all over the couch
Gonna turn that womb into a baby bouncy house. Hopefully the kid doesn't come out retarded.

>>30889263
Just be gentle. It'll draw out the experience too.

>>30889233
Am I the one that made her heavily pregnant? If so, yes.

And then again after she gives birth.

>>30889263
I bet the satyr thread made a child based on them. Assuming sphinx wife didn't eat them

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>>30889282
the satyr thread has already created two children OCs as anon's and sphinx's children. green has already been written about anon impregnating both of those children.

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This
Fucking
Thread

>>30889550
fucking hell. I actually like the idea of satyrs, and i wish they got more comfy green, but why is the satyr container so cancerous.\?!

>>30889568
Because it's a containment thread so bad that not even the dedicated incest thread likes them. This is why I (and others) enjoy the pokemon rule.
>Offspring is the same species as the mother with detail traits from the father

>>30883400
This whole story is great. Even though it's over, no tears now, only dreams. Thank you for the green, writefag. Ya dun gud.

>>30889601
but they're so adorable i just want some non-rapey, cute green... why do satyr fags keep ruining satyrs for me.

>>30875302
>he wants to sub to weaksauce megakitty
>he wouldn't rather sub so a hardcore smol pony princess

I agree we should migrate to another thread rather than start a general. We have one write and 2 drawfriends. It will just be a bumpfest.

>>30889611
>>30889568
>>30889550
>satyr thread
>rigidly enforced proprietary OC identities for any possible pairing and extended relations
>extensive backstories and characterizations which are summarized nowhere
>flat as a pancake dad-tier humor
A totally incomprehensible alternate universe crafted in horribly brilliant detail over the course of years by some of the biggest autists alive.
Basically the same as the bat pony thread: useless except when it spits out porn.

>>30889561
agreed

>>30889550
Classy. Just...
JUST

>>30889691
thank you for so concisely explaining the cancer that is the satyr thread. I will be saving this post and using it as a blanket response in other threads when one of the freaks escapes containment and shills for satyr content in other general threads.

>>30889731
We'll now I'm afraid to draw Sphinx children as they've already been utterly defiled. I don't want to make any of those guys happy and this is coming from a dude who faps to blackjtxlll

>>30889749
Draw sphinxes, fuck the children

>>30889789
Draw sphinxes fucking children?! You sick bastarf

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>>30889749
you could always draw them as green sphinx kitties, that would be really cute. no need for satyrs. you could also draw your own satyr sphinx babbies with their own distinguishing features, thus exiling them completely from any /satyr/ 'canon' stories.

>>30887815
>little
no
>old
I wonder how old Sphinxy is?

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>>30889550
>mfw I love satyrs
>always wanted to browse that general
>but everytime I get there it's just incest, incest, and daughters wanting daddy's cock
I just wanna write cute SoL stories about Anon having to deal living with his little abominations and his loving wife or something
So sad

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>>30890135
I know that feel, brother.

>>30889881
>Green sphinx kitties

Yes please

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>>30890211

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>>30889881
>green sphinx kitties

>people letting a couple of autists in another general ruin something for them
>people letting the anti-satyr autist supreme get what he wants
hmmm

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>>30890430
>satyrs would be the bee's knees if it wasn't for that one single person who doesn't like them
oh boy here we go again

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>>30890430
Found the degenerate that wants to fuck his daughters

>>30890211
>>30890393
>Sphinx daughteru grumbles as mom insists on giving her a tongue bath.

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>>30890457
No, not my daughters.

But I'd fuck yours :^)