Here is the new /mlp/ cringe test. How cringey is /mlp/?

>>30861330
Does looking at pictures on derpibooru count towards "various other websites like mylittlebrony" or "paheal, e621 etc."?

>>30861330
What if I only watched the first EqG movie when it came out?

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>440

Gilmmerposting really killed me

>>30861391
It still counts.

>>30861445
565, in that case.
This is what I get for writing fanfiction, I suppose. And the clop folder.

>>30861330
>920
Well, good to know I'm in the right place then.

>>30861491
Jesus christ why live if you score over 600

>>30861330
>550
hooray

>>30861330
635 if I brained it right.

Not a fedora per se, but I've gotten both a stingy brim and a bowler hat as gifts. They're collecting dust on my shelf.

>>30861400
Same here. I'm at 610, but 220 of those points were because of my love of shitposting Glimglam to anger the board.

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>>30861330
405

>>30861498
Why are you even here if you score under 750

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>>30861533
Probably my proudest moment ever. Without those glimmerposting points I'm normal according to /mlp/

What is glimmerposting?

>>30861330
425
Mostly the "websites" section.

>>30861556
> <0: you must be new...

865, but i'm not sure what a glimmerposter is if not a blatant masterboop shitposter.

>>30861578
I figured it was actual participating in glimmer threads. If that's not what it is them I'm down to 260

>>30861330
>Only 5 for Starlight
That shoud be at least 25

>Masturboop not being glimposting
>No "thinks s3 was the last canon season"
Dropped

>>30861330
What do the exclamation points signify?

>>30861570
Waitafuckingminute
on the old chart visiting /mlp/ only gives you 15 extra points and here its default is 75? That's bullshit.

Tfw glimmer gives the least autism points of any waifu.
This guy knows his shit.

>>30861596
Because /mlp/ is cringe city despite what /mlp/ says. There isn't a reason to suggest that we are better than reddit any more.

>>30861330
>Humanized went from 0 to 30

Explain.

>>30861690
Because everything in that section is cringey despite what /mlp/ thinks.

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>>30861330
944, wow now I really want to die

>>30861678
>>30861717
>Despite what /mlp/ says
>"""""""/mlp/""""""" chart

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>>30861678
Please go back

>>30861729
/mlp/ wouldn't call glimmerposting or faustdrone/hasdrone posting cringey either, but both should be included regardless.

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>>30861330
Does leaning out of my window every night and thanking Luna for the wonderful she's given us just because I think it would make her feel better, count as following a religion?

If so, then 8170

>>30861751
Yes, it does.

>>30861732
Have you seen half the threads posted here?

670

What the fuck is glimmerposting if not spam and masterboop?

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>>30861739
>/mlp/ wouldn't call glimmerposting or faustdrone/hasdrone posting cringey.
Thanks for your visit, you can go back to whatever site you re actually is from. Now.

>>30861763
Neo /mlp/ everyone.

>>30861330
There needs to be alot more redemption points. Even the most casual mlp fan will end up with 300+ points. Also there are a couple thinggs on there twice.

>>30861770
Nice projection pham

>>30861330
>380
I'm Borderline Cringey, that went better than expected

>>30861773
I couldn't think of anything else for that section.

>>30861770
can /mlp/ really be neo? I's a relatively new board you know.

>>30861330
>1060
Get on my level, or don't. that's probably a better idea.

>>30861793
>minus 50 for every sexual partner
>minus 60 if currently in a relationship
>minus 40 if you go to the gym on a regular basis
shit like that anon.

I got 1615
Bow down to me.

>>30861330
>Nyx is in it

WE DID IT INTERNET

>>30861864
Keep telling yourself that, if thats what you have to do.

1595

No regrets :^)

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>>30861330
Eh, 1800
Not too bad

>>30861773
Agreed. Old thing gave me 75, this thing >>30861570

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>>30861760
No regrets

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>>30861570
I decided to revamp a few of the sections, particularly the online website part, because it didn't make sense for some websites to be worth as much as very cringey behavior like fedoras.

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>>30861330
>230
>normal
the fact that I still listen to PinkiePieSwear to this day fucked me up
Although if there was a "fandom content creation" section I probably would have ascended.

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>>30861330
1434
well... could have been worse

>>30861330
4425
I don't even know when it got this bad

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>>30861330
1105

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>170

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>>30862177
>>30862438
Oh fuck, I missed some stuff, In that case my score is actually...2105.

i got 775 but i know for a fact im actually a normie

>>30861330
why are there exclamation points after some of them? it seems random and annoying

>>30862542
Those were the changed things from version 2.5. Ill get rid of them eventually.

What the fuck is this mess? Someone left all the (!)s there from when we were editing it, there are still some editing mistakes, I can see some numbers arbitrarily changed and some stuff is completely messed up.

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>>30862704
How is this?

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I don't feel like this is reliable. I scored 1750 just because I'm saving myself? Like, without that, I'd have scored 250.

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>>30861330
1445

>>30861330
415. Not bad

Over half of it is clop

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>>30861330
755
Normal for /mlp/, but I think this test is scaled way too high desu

>>30861330
1115
Ayy lmao

>>30862848
You mean saving yourself for your imaginary horse girlfriend? Yeah, you deserve every one of those 1500 points.

>>30861330
>555
Not as bad as I thought.

>>30861330
What if I only visit deviantART to dump my own art there, or Ponychan for a single thread that used to be on /mlp/?

Everyone below 1000 doesn't belong on this board

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It's still shit.

>>30863312
>/pol/posters
>Belonging on this board
Remove redpill

>>30862826
Looking through, I actually like it decently well. I would personally change a few things about the balance, but this clearly went through a few iterations from yesterday and I assume whoever was working on it generally agreed on it, so I'm not going to bust in here and start demanding more changes.

600 exactly - I fit right in, woo!

Go to bed still has a (!)

>>30861330
490
What they really don't like EQG do they, funny because EQG is less cringe and more normie, but you still get extra points for it.

>>30861330
235

Phew, am not a faggot

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3915
That's not too bad, is it?

>>30861330
The redemption should probably be scaled up too and have more added to its list.

>>30861330
Challenge to everyone: Where would Chris Chan score?

>>30863505
He should have his own +5000 category just for being chris chan. It's something that applies to him and him only.

>Cringelord, Brony Professional

I don't even watch the show that much, what the fuck?

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>he doesn't want to remain pure for his waifu

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>>30861330
>2080
And to think that I still live a relatively normal life...

>>30861330
3275
Clop really killed me, otherwise I'd be in normal

>>30861330
135, Chrysalis is a cute

>all these normies
SUMMER

>>30861330

Score: 185

How do some of you guys get such a high score?

>>30863553
You are a fan of the fandom? Hard to tell without seeing your score sheet.

>>30861330
1000 if the books and comics count as merch, 700 if they don't.

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>>30861330
2,435

>>30864190
They do.

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>>30863446
Um, no sweetie.

>>30862826
>Masturboop is still not glimposting
Just give me the reason you left it out, because that s the major glimposting shitpost and you know that, glimposting as normal image macro is what id say is fine and normal

>>30861739
>/mlp/ wouldn't call glimmerposting or faustdrone/hasdrone posting cringey
Please go back

>865
Eh, it's ok I guess

>>30863446
>490
Same my dude, college/job gave me a boost though

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>1605

>>30861330
1290

It would be 960 without the porn section.

>>30861815
He couldn't think of anything else because he himself doesn't fit into any of that.

>>30862525
>uses term "normie"
>be a normie
Pick one

>-20
I somehow hit the negative range. Fair enough.

>>30864667
>Only 70 redemption points.
>You're on /mlp/ +75

Explain

>>30861330
>browsing Reddit gives you less points than browsing 4chan

815. The fanfic section in these things always murders me.

>>30861330
>785

Well it could be worse.

>>30861330
>7030
Well I'm fucked. :P

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Pretty much the same as the other one

>>30861330
>Fan of teh fandumb

You do realize the pictures and porn you shitpost with, and your favorite greens and fanfics are all made by the fandom, right? You included.

235.

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Oh well. I tried.

>>30861330
1010, ever so slightly above the "cringey even by /mlp/ standards" mark.

I honestly refuse to believe I'm cringey by /mlp/ standards. So what if I jack it to ponies and sperg out at home. I groom and carry myself well, am conversationable and have all my weird hobbies well hidden and stashed away for nobody but the people closest to me to see, as proper citizens do.

>>30864695
Instead of adding 10 for every piece of pony merch he buys, he subtracted 10 for every time he went and stole pony figurines from 6 year olds girls only to burn them while yelling "YOUR WAIFU IS SHIT"

>>30861330
1560

beat that fgts

985, and I think I counted something twice.

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>>30861330
>Watches the show +5
>Watched the move (Going to) +10

>Sunfag +20

>Has favorite fanfic +10
>Regularly reads fanfic +15
>Writes fanfic +75
>Like MLD +100
>Shipping +100

>4chan +5, +15, +75
>Derpibooru +100
>e621 +75

>Emoticons +5
>Memes +10
>4chan memes outside of 4chan +20
>Image Macros +15
>Internet shorthands +15
>Pony wallpaper +30

>Uses(d) a tripcode +10
>Hasdrones +40
>Faustfags +40
>/b/reads +40
>Circlejerks +100
>/pol/posting (when relevant to thread topic) +20

>Pony memes +125(?)
>Fandom shoutouts(It's a pony show god damn it) +75
>Look down on people with inferior taste in horse +35

>No friends (Why does this not add points?)
>Showers less than 4 times a week +25

>Brony musicians +25

>Pony merch +180
>Refers to self as brony(once upon a time we all did) +50
>Ponyisms(accidental) +150
>Converting people to the show +100
>Family knows your shame +50

>Sunhorse waifu +40
>Waifu wars +40
>Self-insert fanfic with waifu +250

>Clops to pony +50
>Clops to fanfic +25
>Clops to animations +25
>Clop folder +100
>Argues about clop +50
>Saving self for waifu +1500

>Self insert OC +200
>Final score: 4045, higher if waifu shrine counts as religion

Weak! You're all weak!

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>>30861330
I should score low
>620
Not bad
>+1000 if you're in a cringe complilation over 10k
>One search of what I did later
>24.5k views

1620
Guess I'll die.

>>30865702
post video.

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1285

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>>30861330
1210.
It's all that goddamn clop.

>>30861717
>fapping to humanized
>cringey

You're probably one of those "smart" people who doesn't realize arguments against fapping to 2D also apply to porn actresses you'll never fuck.

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>>30865710
The cringe video I'm part of or the video by itself?

were are points for creating porn?

>>30865710
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2b4Iqd4seig
0:53

Original
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_07gB8uAnaQ

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>>30865951
based madman

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>>30861751
>>30865653

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I got 1,500, and Im not autistic at all.
This is a fucking stupid test, its completely pointless and a giant waste of time

>>30865951
O shit it's you

>>30865951
what the fuck is artificial mare juice?

>>30866466
Newfags get out reeeeee

>>30866441
Post score sheet

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>>30866466
Here you go, Anon

>>30866466
To put it simply a formula an anon made that replicates the taste of cum from the MLP Cast.

>>30861330
7220
there's a possibility it's 10220 because one time I had difficulty with a test because of mlp, but I don't remember if it ended well or badly

anyway I'm not surprised by this score

>>30866713
What even are you?

>>30866783
Not a clopper that's for sure
no seriously I got 0 point in the clop section
I'm just a really autistic fan with a big autistic love for ponies

>>30861330
>690

fucking school presentation fucked me good

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14,125

>>30866849
Did you name a child after mlp or something

is it even possible to have 40000

>>30866864
Saving self for waifu, failed class because of mlp, engaged to waifu, so im counting that as married

>>30866872
There was a version where you'd get tens of thousands of points of you were in a cringe compilation with millions of views. This has been nerfed so now it's really hard.

Some points are probably repeatable. But perhaps it needs clarifying. If you own several fursuits, do you add +500 several times? Or is there some sort of fall-off? Because a really easy way to get +40k would be to name 2-3 children after MLP.

>>30866891
>failed class
Story please

>>30861330
>795
Guess im normal

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>>30866949
Sorry, I had to switch to mobile, I'm at work now
Not much to tell really, I just fell behind my work being preoccupied with pony, and next thing I knew, I was in way too deep of a hole to dig myself out and I failed the class. I wish it was more interesting than that

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>>30866545
Here.
As you can see, Im not cringy at all. Im just a big fan of the show. It hardly affects my real life, if you met me then you would think I was a normal functioning adult. I honestly dont understand the point of this test, it should be renamed to something else.

>>30867311
...is this bait?

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>>30867408
Explain why you think Im baiting

>>30867311
>not cringy at all
and this, my dears, is a man who has lost all sense of self awareness.

>>30867416
A whole bunch of things you marked are autistic. There's nothing wrong with the test that I can see from your score - you deserve each and every one of those points. (Well, not entirely, because OP is a faggot and some values are off - the actual sheet was posted way later in the thread - but the difference is maybe 50 points total or so.)
The fact that you're so adamant about not being in any way autistic or cringy just makes it worse.

And no, "if you met me then you would think I was a normal functioning adult" is not an argument. You can seriously follow a pony religion, marry your waifu unironically, and do a whole bunch of other things, but hide it well enough to appear completely normal to coworkers and acquaintances.
Not to.mention that by saying that, you're basically admitting that in reality you're not actually a "normal functioning adult".

>>30867454
Oh fuck off. Im completely aware of my life. I admit that I have a huge obsession with MLP, but that doesnt mean that my life is cringy

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>>30861330
1265

>>30861751
6080, I just appreciate the moon and such too

>>30867475
I feel you

>>30861549
But you aren't, you are the worse cancer of this board. GG.

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~950
Kinda ballparked merch, because back in 2k11 I got minis and whatnot

>>30867464
>A whole bunch of things you marked are autistic
What did I mark that was autistic??? What is your definition of autism??

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>>30867475
Luna appreciates that, Anon

>>30865776
But it is cringey. You're doing exactly what the guy you replied to is saying. You're ignoring context. I mean, your statement would have weight if humanized mlp wasn't in essence sexualized pictures of cartoon horses, albeit in a different form. In contrast the 2D you speak of doesn't have that baggage and it's a very hefty baggage.
I've seen humanizedfags get shat on 4chan, reddit, and other places. I've seen them being accused of being degenerates, furries, etc.
So no, you're wrong. It is cringey and the first edition of that chart that had it at 0 is very wrong. It should net you points, mayhaps a little bit less than anthro.

>>30861330
160, but why is browsing /mlp/ not a given in the /mlp/ cringe test?

Also the points you get from redeeming factors are too few to be worthwhile and there should be a lot more redeeming factors.

Other than that prettygood/10 but the creator bias/preference is too prevalent.

3880.

Before "fail a class over mlp", half of my points came from clop.

Reminder that you shouldn't be here if you're below 1k
>>>/co/
>>>/v/
>>>/b/

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>815
Get on my level plebs

>>30867581
I'm not going to give a comprehensive list but here are the main ones:

>exposes power level in public
Directly contradicts your claim that if I ever met you, I'd think you were completely normal

>refers to self as "brony", says "anypony" in conversation, believes in "love and tolerance"
OP is a faggot, but these used to have their own combo bonus. Now you missed out on it because it was combined with the neckbeard and fedora to get the bonus.

Also
> What did I mark that was autistic??? What is your definition of autism??
Using five question marks for two questions is pretty fucking autistic.

Yes, my friend, you very much are autistic and in heavy denial to boot. You sound pretty much like the stereotypical cringy "brony" that "horsefuckers" try to distance themselves from (although when a horsefucker starts kicking up a fuss about the naming that's autistic too, I'll give you that).

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Wow, who knew a little bit of merch, grabbing pone of any site, and fighting for a waifu would be so bad?

1080 points.

>>30861330
110.
I do unironically have a waifu, but she's not from MLP.

>4chan memes outside 4chan.
4chan doesn't really have a hold on any kind of meme anymore, unless meta content counts.

>>30867311
>owns pony merch
>refers to self as a brony
>believes in love and tolerance
>says anypony in conversation
>tries to convert other people to the show
>his family knows that he watches mlp
>"As you can see, I'm not cringy at all."

>>30868857
Post chart, I want to see how the fuck you even get a score that low. Just watching the show and browsing /mlp/ gets you to 80 points, which is halfway to your 160.

>>30867465
>I admit that I have a huge obsession with MLP, but that doesnt mean that my life is cringy

could be right out of a comedy skit

>>30869873
Don't forget the pony wallpaper and the browsing of mylittlebrony or derpibooru forums or whatever

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ok here is it.
+5
+30
No fanfics I’m not Autistic.
Where is 8ch?
+5?
+15
Etiquete on /mlp/
+100 avatar
+40 this fucking place
I thought using a Tripcode was far more cancerous than having an avatar.
Welp at least mine was a natural occurrence I didn’t came up with it.
+35
I have some friends, I’m not a virgin, I don’t have Autism and I’m very discrete.
+0?
Music
+0?
I don’t have Autism
+10
+40 I don’t do it anymore but I have done it in the past.
No Clop I’m not a Degenerate.
Ponies are not for sexual.
+0
-10
+200
Results= 470

does Fluttercord count as something?

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1075, I'm the fucking strong

>>30869873
>>owns pony merch
Why would merchandise exist if youre not allowed to buy it?
>>>refers to self as a brony
Yes, anyone who is a fan of the show is a brony
>>believes in love and tolerance
I believe in the golden rule and respecting others
>>says anypony in conversation
I only do this around people I know. I would never say anypony in the workplace
>>tries to convert other people to the show
Youve never recommended a show to other people before?
>>his family knows that he watches mlp
So fucking what? Its a cartoon you fucking faggot

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>>30861330
>16k
Hall of shame wrecked me.

>>30871228
>Tried to marry your waifu
Gonna need a story to go with this.

>>30861330
This is barely even updated, more like it's been cleaned up and had a few tweaks. Anyways, 795 for me.

Why are you retards even on this board if you think the show is so cringy?

>>30871271
Nothing too flashy, I try to keep my power level well hidden.
I just saved enough to buy a nice ring, when I got asked about it ~laying~ around I just responded, "I was drunk when I purchased it, but I really like it".

>>30871283
The show doesn't give that many points if we ignore equestria girls. Assuming you watch the movie (at home), watch the show, and have a favorite character that is also a main character, your score would only be +15. Everything else has to do with how one engages with the fandom.

>>30861330
125

>>30871226
Are you me?
No but, understand them, they just got on the ride and they're 15-18yos that still live with their parents
I mean, you're a bit more autistic than me, I'm only at 1800, but you're not that cringey Anon

>>30870181
Wasn't this supposed to be an autism test, and not cringe? I'm pretty sure that was the idea of the old one.

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>355
yeah honestly I'll admit I'm a pretty casual fan
even more so that I haven't watched the show in months

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>>30871604
>He doesn't fap to horse ass
Tell me, are you relatively new to this whole pony thing, or have you been holding on to your dignity for seven whole years? If it's the latter, congratulations, you're a unicorn.

495

spected more.

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1025

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>>30861330
>30861330
i own Mary 5 pounds of horse pussy
and i don't regret paying 300 dollar for it

>>30861330
>550
fuck...

>300
Cloppingshit killed me

>>30861330
>Watching the show is considered cringe even a little bit on /mlp/
Disregarded.

>>30861330
935, lost a ton of points on fapping to everything mlp related, having a folder and browsing derpibooru and e621 for porn. those things alone put you at 480 "cringey dude" even though you can do those things in 10 minutes per day and nobody can ever know about it
those positions should have their points reduced

>>30861330
2145.

Welp. That's for loving my waifu so much.

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Well... Where did I go so wrong?

>>30874851
Gonna need explanations for a few of those, anon
What pony religion?
How'd MLP cause you to fail a class?
And of course, what kind of awful name do you plan to inflict on your poor child?

>>30874954
This, I wanna know the name too

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>>30874954
Religion thing is pretty much this >>30861751, but I try to follow shit with Loyalty, Honesty, etc.

I watched the show through high school and I doodle a lot of little horses in class and at home to the point where my grades were falling. Eventually the hole was too deep to come out of.

And my fiance thinks Lyra is a pretty for a girl name so long as she gets to pick the middle name.

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>>30875032
>Lyra
Phew, got me worried
Just watch out she doesn't discover she's named after a mint pony prostitute

>>30875032
>my fiance thinks Lyra is a pretty for a girl name
Does she know Lyra is also the name of your imaginary horse girlfriend?

>>30861330
>the sheer fact of ever writing any fanfiction gives you an instant boost
This is dumb, just like that /mlp/ autistim test. I've written several short stories about pone without any lewd several years ago, how is it cringey?

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>>30875057
She knows I really like this mint horse but I don't think she realizes how deep the rabbit hole goes.

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>>30875032
>this fat nigger has a fiancee
>I'm a permavirgin
please tell me she's a landwhale with down syndrome

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>>30875097
Naw senpai. Extremely fertile mexican on the better side of the wall. Also completely ok with what she knows of my pony faggotry too.

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>>30875142
>mexican
lol I'm not sad anymore

>>30875076
It's a stupid /b/ tier test on an anonymous chinese image hosting service, Anon
I fail to see how this kind of shit matters, just do it for fun or don't do it at all

>>30875076
>how is it cringey?
...i hate to break it to you buuut writing stories of some fictional characters that happened to be ponies is as cringy as it gets

>>30875466
that's not what cringe means at all. The word has lost all its meaning just like autism.

>2470
damn maximum merch points

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>>30875587
well cringe, by definition, is the act of physically reaction to something, thus to determine something as "cringey" is completley subjektive for any situation
i know you don't think it's cringe but for other people around you it really is

to give you a better perspective of what "cringe" really is i would like you to watch the anime "Chuunibyou demo Koi ga Shitai!" to get a deeper understanding of not only the term but also the feeling you experience when coming in contact with huge ammounts of cringe

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>>30875931
wrong pic
here you go senpai

>>30865951
when the fuck are you gonna make more faggot?

>>30875142
>mexican on the better side of the wall
so what, she's finally been deported?

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>>30861330
If one of my posts ends up in a thread simulator does that count as a cringe compilation? If so my score is much higher.

>>30876459
Pony thread simulators don't count. No one can tell who is who on those.

>315
Judging by this thread, it could be worse

>>30861330
Show +5
Fandfics +115
Other boards +20
/mlp/+75
-70 due to hitting all of the redemption
If I added right I score 145

>>30877232
fuck off my board

>>30861330
>Tried to be as liberal with the scoring as possible and got 990
Barely dodged a bullet there

>>30861330
>625
For the first time in a long time, I am accepted into a group that is like me.

even the people I "hang out" with probably don't even accept me

>210
Would have a lot less if not for trixie.

>>30861330
Don't watch the show.
+50
browse /b/ and /v/ occasionally.
+15
Total: 75
I'm apparently new.

>>30861330
40 as of today, 7775 two years ago.

>>30861330
1330, if I figured correctly.

>>30878374
You're full of shit, anon. You can't hit 7775 without at least a few of the big "hall of shame" points, and those aren't things you can undo.

>>30878965
I can undo them if I try hard enough.

>>30878972
Tell me more about your time machine, anon

>>30878965
The pony religion and self-insert as favourite pony are completely non-permanent and worth 7000 together

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>3020

Do I get bonus points for abandoning your pone waifu (Luna) for an undertale waifu?

>>30879127
>abandoning your waifu
the fuck dude?

>>30879149
I haven't abandoned her completely. She's right here, sitting next to me.
My new waifu tho is sitting on the other side holding my hand.

>>30879166
>2waifus
you're getting worse every post you fucking casual

9480. To be fair, 8000 of those came from dropping out because of horse.
I would be just That Guy otherwise.

>>30879675
yeah you really safed face there buddy
best decision you've made in a while wasn't it?

>>30879753
Saved. And I never said it wasnt a stupid decision, or that I wanted to look better in front of a board dedicated to adults that watch my little pony on the regular. You people really forget where you are.

>>30879936
no one gives a shit about your reasoning behind posting it im just giving my opinion on your faggotry

you're fully aware where we are and yet you trie claiming the highground by stating the obvious
i think you forgot where you at retard

i seriously hope you neck your self in the near future

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>>30879976
>where you at
>trie
Boy you really are trying.
>claiming the high ground
where the fuck, exactly? I said where the whopping 8000 points out of my 9000 came from and you threw an autistic fit.
Struck a nerve there? Did you drop out too? Sad.

Whats your score, normalfag?

>>30880026
>being this upset
You dropped out of school over MLP, that is pretty embarrassing.

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>>30880026
no i didn't drop out i have a good job and an expensive apparment that is far to big for me but that's alright because i share it with my AJ plush and a Baddragon cock sock

im not a failure in life other than you buddy
just to piss you off even more im going to quit my job after my vacation because my investments ater taking off and i can live off of them if i keep my attention to the market

1385 already posted it but you can't be bothered to find out what Ctrl+F does, right?

call me what you want i don't realy care since i don't need the approval of other people espacially from some random anon that is bathing in self hatread and loathing

1340 autism points reached.

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Would've been around 300 but the "has a plush to masturbate" fucked me up to 800.

>>30881090
just invest the 100 dollar for a Mary dude

>>30881140
I live with my parents (surprising I know) and I can disassemble the pringles can so no one can recognize what it was used for, but I can't hide a Mary, my mother goes in my room and "helps" me clean my room sometimes, bad situation to hide that. The new mary is very clearly a horse vag, so if my mom found that it would be really bad, so until I move out or can buy a lockable safe or something I can't.

>>30881172
that's a shittie situation you're in right now for something like this, right

eventually you will moveout so you can get as much horsepussy you want to

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>>30881194
I'll get semi-successful, then move out to buy my own farm and horse stable and have my own harem of mares, it will be an animal brothel for all horsefuckers to enjoy.

>>30881217
>sharing your mares
>selling your mares purity
just kill your self

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>>30881217
>rl mare

>>30861330
Somewhere around 700. I have both waves of those WeLoveFine pony vinyls. though I do think it's a bit odd that it counts each individual piece.

>>30881172
>my mother goes in my room and "helps" me clean my room sometimes
Fuck are you me.

>>30881172
>>30882163
>my mother doesn't so my room is always a mess
Let's trade

>>30882180
It can't be that bad Anon.

>>30882264
It's not horrible (definitely not depressed/hoarder tier, at the very least I take the trash out regularly), but I like clean and organised spaces. Unfortunately I'm also very lazy. So all I can do is suffer while my desk is covered in wires and peripherals, "in-regular-use" clothes arrange themselves into impromptu piles on the floor, and dust inexorably accumulates.

>>30882311
Pics of desk pls

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>1600
>still genuinely feel like I'm relatively normal compared to those on /mlp/
It's probably because my mediocre social life and good physical fitness gives me a false sense of thinking that I'm not a spaghetti flinging autist

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>>30882365
It's actually really neat right now because I threw most of my stuff into the box you can see on the left. There's two more mice, a gamepad (G13), the speakers you see, earbuds, Nvidia 3D glasses, and more random shit like that which used to be strewn across the desk.

>>30882529
My desk is super fucked up compared to yours senpai.

>>30882582
Try putting everything in a box then, you might be able to get it looking like mine
Also post pic

>>30875958
It'll be soon. Sometime before the year is over.

>735
And I know I'm way more autistic than this
>>30882516 guy
why wasn't 'wants to fuck a horse irl' an option

>>30861330
1225

Wow, I have issues...

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>>30882529
fight me faggot

>>30861330
>2200

I'd be normal if it wasn't for making love to my plushie and saving myself for mai waifu.

>>30882718
Literally all you need to do is clean the crumbs off your desk.

Then there's also the questionable choice of using it as a substitute kitchen table, but honestly, given that you're doing that, it's surprisingly neat.

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>>30882630
>why wasn't 'wants to fuck a horse irl' an option
I'm the guy you were referring to, and the answer is because everyone on /mlp/ wants to do that and it doesn't help separate anyone's score from each other. I wish I still had that screencap of the anon who said "I don't want to fuck horses irl" and got about 100 responses.

Also, since this is a cringe thread, I'll post battlestation. Deleting old one and posting new one

>300 currently
I used to be around 1,600 but I guess I'm growing out of it.

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>>30883032
noice room.

>>30867894
>You're ignoring context. I mean, your statement would have weight if humanized mlp wasn't in essence sexualized pictures of cartoon horses, albeit in a different form.

And that would have weight if the type of person who argued this wasn't in the same boat on some level. I'm pretty sure the average person wouldn't see it much different from any other cheesecake art. They are not that analytical or examining the means, only the ends. Or in other words, the person who has degenerate in their vocab is not much better. Can this potentially autistic thing that really would only set off other autists be cringey? Debatable.

>>30883207
Thanks lad. Can't wait to see it at the end of the semester.

>that image
That picture always fucking gets me because it looks like his hand belongs to someone who is in their 30's (because of the size).

>>30861330
If not for the fact I actively fap to all kinds of pony porn, I got 280. With porn - 510. Good thing is nobody knows about this.

>>30861330
>Implying cringe
Sorry pal, but I'm not one of those fedora-wearing fat fucks. I actually have standards.

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>>30861330
Do i add 100 points for this plate? I'm not too sure.

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>>30884552
Hey homer, make sure you get this joker in the next PTS

>>30884600
Hey homer, make sure you make the videos only 10 minutes long so we get one sooner than every 18 months you dickhead.

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>>30861330
960
Eh, could be worse

>>30862135
>that pic

>>30861330
>230
I'll just show myself the door

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>>30861330
1380
Humping my plush got me. At least I can hide my power level. Funnily like one of the other Trixie fags I claim to "not be autistic", I'm something new that there isn't a word for

Updated version
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>>30887041