715: Triple Threat
Written by Josh Hamilton
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5xf5uv
Friendship is Magic #57 is still storytimed here!
>>30688389
The Movie Prequel #3 should be out by Wednesday!
There's a lot Twilight Sparkle would dearly love to see for herself, but with her role needing her to often be ready and available, she's also had to accept the delegation of numerous interesting tasks to her friends. At least they'll tell her how events turn out, and she can offer advice, but she's shown herself to pretty firmly keep from dictating their actions. Respect for their opinions and a worry that she might interfere with whatever the map chooses individual are probably just two thoughts that factor in.Maybe Celestia can give her more advice in the matter.
>>30776398
Previous thread.
>filly
714: Fame and Misfortune
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5wsmg6
My Little Pony: The Movie Look & Find is still storytimed here (spoilers!)
>>30661539
COUNTDOWN
http://mlpg.co/countdown/
716: Campfire Tales -When their sister camping trip is ruined by Fly-ders, Applejack, Rarity, and Rainbow Dash tell Sweetie Belle, Apple Bloom, and Scootaloo the stories of their favorite legends; inspired by the tales, the girls make the most out of their new situation.
717: To Change a Changeling -Starlight Glimmer and Trixie try to get Thorax's brother Pharynx to accept their new way by sharing love and transforming so he doesn't undermine Thorax's leadership, and that the hive will ultimately accept him.
718: Daring Done -When Rainbow Dash's favorite author, A.K. Yearling, announces her retirement, Dash convinces Pinkie Pie to go on a quest to find out if the book on Daring Do really will be closed forever.
719: It Isn't the Mane Thing About You -When Rarity's shampoo is accidentally switched with Zecora's magical remover potion, she does everything she can to fix her devastated mane in time for an upcoming photo shoot.
720: A Health of Information -While helping Fluttershy gather supplies, Zecora comes down with a terrible disease called Swamp Fever; even though a cure has not been discovered, Fluttershy makes it her mission to heal Zecora no matter what it takes.
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
721: Marks and Recreation -Wanting to help as many blank flanks as possible, the CMCs start a Cutie Mark Day Camp, but are surprised when one of their campers doesn't want a cutie mark.
722: Once Upon a Zeppelin -Twilight is torn when she discovers the cruise she and her family are on is a themed vacation experience in which ponies have paid for the privilege of spending time with her, and she must please both her family and the cruise attendees.
723: Secrets and Pies -When Pinkie Pie thinks she see Rainbow Dash throw away one of her pies, she suspects the worst - that Rainbow Dash secretly hates her pies; Pinkie Pie attempts to catch Rainbow Dash in her web of lies.
724:Uncommon Bonds
725:Shadow Play, Part I
726:Shadow Play, Part II
>>30780297
>>30780302
>>30780292
Didn't mean to post the sad version.
>>30780288
i want to sit in her studying chair
>>30780308
It's too late
You've doomed this thread to be filled with nothing but misery and depression
>country filly
>>30780310
Okay guys, we need to cheer up Rarara. Whip your dicks out.
>>30780315
Trash
>>30780311
hey
HEY
are you blepping at ME?
>>30780317
>(not) country (not) filly
>>30780326
>>30780310
>>30780338
what the fuck
Find a flaw.
>>30780366
Fillies are inherenlty flawed by not being mares
>>30780366
she's not wearing any panties
>>30780366
MEME FILLY
>>30780311
I think this pony is very pretty and would like to see her more
>>30780366
cant give comfy wing hugs
cant magically stimulate your prostate during horse blowjob
earthies just dont bring anything to the table
Reminder to fiddle your filly only in the tickle fights
>>30780387
>only in the tickle fights
Massages work too.
>>30780360
I'M DA JOKAH BAYBEE
filly wants you to stop posting pictures of her
Stop being a pedo
>>30780449
Filly can file a request for removal, but we'll need two forms of identification
>>30780449
Sorry filly, I just can't.
>>30780453
make me!
>>30780449
I can't
>>30780459
What is her talent? Sleeping?
Explain yourself MLPG
>>30778838
>>30780487
Yes, a janitor lurks here. We've known this for a while now.
>>30780511
MLPG is a chill place to lurk. I don't blame him.
https://derpibooru.org/1517036
>>30780516
Shame the fucker himself ain't chill. Been banned loads of times even though I broke no rules.
[spiloiler]Filly brap on you[/spoiler]
>>30780584
>spiloiler
>>30780576
Yeah, he's a bit of a faggot.
filly
>>30780603
cute
bug
spaz
>>30780603
So what animal is he suppose to be anyway?
>>30780616
giant homodeer
>>30780616
moosebugdeer.
Sorta like manbearpig.
>>30780616
a faggot deer
>>30780616
I completely forgot the fairytale character's name he's based off of, some sort of forest king stag whatever.
>>30780603
>>30780612
Thorax was so good in the episode.
Your favorite filly is in heat right now and need to return to her home. Would you help her keeping away all those stallion that want to "help her"?
>>30780616
/k/'s wet dream.
>>30780665
toss her a bandana and tell her to get it nice and phenomenal for me
she can hide and I'll distract the stallions
>>30780665
I'll help her with her heat so she doesn't need to worry about being harassed by stallions.
>>30780673
>phenomenal
pheromonal
that's a word, right
>>30780683
A nice bandana attract a lot of stallions.
The green ones, are the best to get your asshole filled with stallion cum
When I first started watching Fluttershy was my favorite, then Twilight Sparkle, and now it's Applejack.
Weird how things change like that.
>>30780634
Fluttershy is the best human filly
>>30780701
she a cute
>>30780701
Why is she blushing so heavily?
>>30780701
Why is she blushing that much?
>>30780747
>>30780749
fluttershy is quick to recognize lewdness
>>30780692
Grumpy so fast
i miss dotkwa
>>30780756
What lewdness is she recognizing?
>>30780763
the lewdness of MLPG: >>30780692 >>30780723 >>30780689
>>30780759
Who?
>>30780701
What about when she gets older?
>>30780701
This pic is still better
https://derpibooru.org/1517036
ITTY BITTY FILLY
>>30780809
you know
dot
the guy who liked fluttershy and butts and farts
https://derpibooru.org/915114
https://derpibooru.org/1517038
>>30780616
celestia accidentally sprayed jizz on a breezie nest and the changlings were born
>>30780616
for people who don't know, his coloration and antlers are based off the rainbow stag beetle
so, he's still a bug pony and not a deer
>>30780819
The colors are definitely nice, but there's a sort of simple elegance to that black and white sketch.
>>30780834
ew farts are grossunless contained in diaper
>>30780876
anon don't be weird
>>30780876
Calm down, Moondiaper.
>>30780877
horse diaper farting is a legitimate fetish and i demand to be taken seriously.
>>30780890
MORNING WITH RAINBOW DASH SHIMMERS
MORNING WITH RAINBOW DASH SHINES
Why are all the fashion horses such sluts?
>>30780909
Rarity leads by example.
FUCK THE SUN FUCK IT'S KIND
DAYLIGHT SUCKS WASTE OF MINE
>>30780909
if friendship is magic then love is super magic.
rarity is just increasing her power level
It's almost 3 AM. Bring me the insomnia filly.
>>30780576
The funniest part is when you get banned or a warning while a picture or post clearly breaking the rules stays up for hours.
>>30780909
Only one fashion pony is a slut and it's not the one you posted.
>>30780920
Any of the fillies can be insomnia fillies at 3 am!
OH BOY 3AM FILLIES
>>30780937
All the fashion ponies are sluts, especially this one. Did you know she sucked 87 dicks in one night?
>>30780929
I'd say (((he))) knows something we don't, alluding to having favoritism, but I have a feeling it rotates for whose watching us and not anything identifying of us.
Remember, there was a case where some random anon got warned for posting anthro when he posted fucking Capper
I hear the 3 AM fillies are considerably naughtier than daytime ones.
>>30780315
As a political scientist, every time someone compares Starlight's goals, actions, and motivations to Communism I die a little on the inside.
>>30780956
don't make it weird, man
it's justFillies After Dark
>>30780964
Fillies with pigtails give the best cuddles
>>30780944
Coco is turbo pure except when she's being dominated by Surior Twilight Sparkle if I'm in the mood for futa
>>30780975
source please
>>30780944
I should probably look this up one day.
>>30780977https://exhentai.org/g/869868/3b8fde2bd1/
>>30780975
No pony that is this sexy could be anything near pure. She needs to take several cocks a day to keep her lust in check.
>>30780996
indeed
>>30780996
No pony that is this pretty could be anything but pure. The only time a cock gets close to her is when she's blindfolded and being sat on by Suri.
>>30780996
I love that little cream pone so much.
Why are satyrs allowed?
>>30781029
I want to pet that thing.
>>30781023
So how many clients do you think Coco had to satisfy to keep Suri happy? Did she still let them cum inside even while Coco was in heat?
>>30781029
>>30781052
finally japan does something right
>>30781029
Where the fuck are her nipples.
>>30781029
because that's worse
>>30781029
They damn well shouldn't be, little mutant freaks. Centaurs are alright, though.
>>30781056
She's asking for it!
>>30781056
HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOO
>>30781078
That's not even the right pony, you nincompoop.
>>30781066
Croch tits maybe?It's just a "buy the blu ray" thing.
>>30781078
i was looking for some hardcore boop images in google and this was the first result what the hell
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bronchiolitis_obliterans_organizing_pneumonia
>>30781092
>>30781065
They have a long way to go.
>>30781095
>A bucket full of boops
>>30781074
mutie-lover detected
>>30781053
More than you can count on your fingers.
>Did she still let them cum inside even while Coco was in heat
I don't think you understand how much Suri wants Coco to be impregnated.
>>30781099
Still better than killing the loli body with lasers and leaving the horsebody naked.
>>30781123
I firmly believe in equal rights for all mutants.
Inhumans can go fuck themselves.
>colt
http://i.imgur.com/lMJjf6g.png
UNF
>>30781151
man is that fucking garbage
im going to stop even bothering to open your links
>>30781151
Jokes on you fucker I have a boner now
>>30781132
>Suri doing everything she can to make sure Coco gets pregnant.
>>30781173
Now imagine thatyou're Coco
Ponies are pure
PURE
>>30781242
Pure sex
>>30781242
>Rarity says with cum running down her leg
>>30781232
>>30781232
Now imagine you'reCoco's butt
>>30781282
Please don't rob AJ of things that help make her cute.
>>30781282
This is the worst timeline.
>>30781282
I want to put big nerdy glasses on this freckled ponies
>>30781282
This is cute. Dash looks more like her mom.
>>30780310
>>30781302
Probably would've been the one good thing she'd have inherited from her.
>>30781308
>implying her beautiful cerise eyes aren't the best thing ever
>>30781308
Who's that girl that's lighter than air?
>>30781161
I opened the link expecting it to be garbage, and you know what? It wasn't at all, you faggot
>>30781319
They are, in fact, the best thing everon her mom
I unironically enjoy our new reprobate protagonist
I like this mom.
>>30781358
Same. She also seems to be more normal than the others, if you ignore her tendency for dangerous magical spells.
>Selfcest
>>30781371
I can't wait for her to grow wings and watch the bronies collectively kick the chair out from under themselves.
i've been out of touch for awhile
is the movie going to be any good?
>>30781371
She seemed to have learned her lesson on using magic to solve everything after watching Trixie zap the plot device table away.
>>30781392
It's going to have birb titties.
>>30781362
But she's the worst mom in the entire series. All of these are much better.
>>30781374
this is a stupid picture
someone post that one of princess twilight sucking smoothback twily's face
>>30781330
This is a mystery to me. I understand that, for some people, Dash's personality may be a bit unbearable, and I understand that for those people, her mom is much more appealing, personality-wise. But "Dash's mom is cute, her daughter is not" is kind of ridiculous. It feels like some sort of denial, as if some people needed a pony who was similar enough to Dash, but without Dash's cuntiness, to admit that Dash is in fact supercute.
>>30781401
Well except pear mom
You can't be better if you're dead
>>30781399
cool
>>30781401
Cookie Crumbles is my favorite mom, but I like Spoiled Rich a lot too.
At least from time to me they're trying to pretend that Spike is somehow relevant.
>>30781401
i think he's intimidated by how good to awesome the other moms are, so he goes for a terrible one
>>30781418
*from time to time
>>30781419
What a terrible thing to say.
>>30781428
What a wonderful little appul.
>>30781432
You're a wonderful little apple.
>>30781437
I wish. Actually, no I don't, because then I couldn't get to appreciate how wonderful she is.
>>30781466
What a retard.
>>30781466
Daapi is so cute
>>30781488
I'm going to touch her.
When filly grows up she's going to be a princess
No matter what it takes
I am not going to touch the Japanese horse.
>>30781405
fine, i'll do it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQ7xGlvXGKg
I want pony Sciencebutt to be a smoothback Twily
>>30781517
and for good measure
>>30781519
yes
W I N G S
I
N
G
S
>>30781517
>>30781520
>No filly version.
>No horse pussy.
Meh.
>>30781510
Filly Twilies are for extended reading sessions and cuddles
>>30781532
>>30781569
OLDASS
MARE
>>30781599ANCIENTIMMORTALHORSE-GODDESS
>>30781516
a law abiding drone, eh
MOSTBEAUTIFULPONY
>>30781611
>Equestria is breeding Ponies of Mass Destruction
>>30781614
Where?
>>30781616
Inmy heart.
>>30781615
I would breed this mare of mass destruction
Today's my birthday. Post Pinkie Pie.
which one, /a/
this one offends pinkie and my grammar sensibilities less
>>30781646
but this one fits the rhyme much better
>>30781636
We already posted Pinkie for you yesterday.
>>30780759
>>30780834
who
also give me draw requests
>>30781636
You can't have parties every day, Anon. Have a barely-featureless featureless crotch, but that's it.
>>30781660
Rarity molesting ponies sexually with her magic to win a game.
>>30781636
>>30781660
fluttershy welding a towering angel bunny metal sculpture
Would you worship Spike and Ember's feet?
>>30781660
Luna and Celestia post-eclipse
>according to Derpibooru, Not-Lyra's name is "Cornetta"
>it was a random user, not the artist of the first fan art, the one who added the tag for the first time
What's this bullshit? Who's the one who decides this? Can I go naming ponies at random?
>>30781680
Only if you suck the mods dick hard enough.
>>30781692
Seems legit.
>>30781664
woops just noticed you said ponies plural
>>30781701
better pixels
>>30781702
Blue board, jfyi.
>>30781702
And this is why unicorns are superior. Nice work.
>>30781707
ohyeah
https://a.rokket.space/s5nnlp.png
>>30781714
>>30781714
ahhh yeah that's the stuff
>>30780288
mlpg.co is down
someone please fix it
>>30781672
>>30781029
>naked loli centaur
Fucking Japan.
>>30781751
Rub some balloons on FallenPineapple.
bouncy centaurs
Quit thinking about foal fucking
>Today is National Eat a Peach Day
>>30781818
Oh my god she is so fuckable
all filly butt bumps are TOTALLY NON-SEXUAL
>>30781829
I wish a filly bumped butts with me.
>>30781837
Man FUCK Silver Spoon.
>tfw even the ponies hate your flaws
>>30781492
Do NOT touch the Japanese horse.
>>30781714
damn
I want to play video games with Rarity
>>30781714
This is a little bit more than just "molesting ponies sexually"
Having a thread about MLP on /co/ is nice
>>30780612
I love the fact that he's still meek even with the new do, especially since he's feeling what it's like to be leader. Would hug. The scene with him and Ember helping each other was also great.
>>30781876
Wouldn't it be terrible if you were beating Rarity in Mario Kart then all of a sudden she gives you a vagina and starts shoving lubed up items in there to make you lose?
>>30781912
I'm glad we didn't have to actually see his leadership skills and he just described them, they sound cringey
>>30781919
You know we're getting an episode in the Changeling Kingdom in less than 2 weeks right? Those renegade changelings he talked about are gonne be seen. Betting he actually snaps when his brother really fucks something up.
>>30781900
>all those replies to (Dead) posts
>most those (Dead) posts were just Barney screaming "kill yourself" to everyone else
Will Thorax get any development?
>>30781916
>losing
>>30781920
Yeah but now he's learned how to be assertive a little from Ember
>>30781928
Hoofball?
>>30781855
She's so pretty. Look at that filly butt.
What's a little filly between friends?
>>30781929
She knows how to play dirty
>>30781974
I don't think I would like to share my fillies.
>>30781926
It was a good thread.
>>30781773
Centaur are my jam.
>>30781926
Talking positively about ponies was a guaranteed (You) from that dude. He can't even debate properly why the MLP series is bad, and when losing he usually end up ignoring your replies.
He also makes it really obvious he's ban evading. It's sad.
How will Ember react when she finds out Chrysalis kidnapped Spike?
Fillies~
Baby back ribs~
Fillies' baby back ribs.
(barbecue sauce)
I can't believe we're less than 2 months out from the movie.
I would marry this filly if I could.
I can't believe none of those fillies even put up a fight when Anon came with that sack.
>>30782014
What are those made out of at Fillies?
>>30782022
Soy, as well as this green meat that's pretty plentiful and annoying and probably gay.
>>30782016
It's going to be weird for the people that don't go to the theater to see it. I wonder how most people here plan to watch it.
>>30782019
I called the police, Anon.
>>30782028
The filly police or the normal ones?
>>30782032
Will Fizzlepop end up with Fizzypop's old cutie mark?
pic related
>>30782027
Apparently a lot of teenage kids are hyped, from the youtube trailer's comments. I wonder how many of them actually watch the series.
>>30781029
I wanna hug that filly.
Will Ember be mentioned in To Change a Changeling?
>>30782028
Loving fillies isn't agaisnt the law.
Why did Google give me this image when searching for Fizzlepop Berrytwist?
>>30782056
Because Pizzahat Niggatip is obviously the same pony.
>>30782052
You shouldn't bathe your fillies in the sink
I didn't get that, but I got this
>>30782065
Why not? They're so fuzzy I can do the dishes at the same time.
>>30782073
They could get food in their filly bits
>>30782065
I mean, they're so small it really doesn't make a difference.
>>30782073
And it's just demeaning to get washed next to pots and pans
>>30782019
You do that.
I'm still gonna rut her every day.
>>30782056
no love for older mares?
>>30782086
No you're not because that would be my job.
>>30782097
I love mares too
Especially the little ones
>>30782098
I guess she's gonna be one hot shivering mess when we're both done with her.
She wants you to ride her, Anon.
Ride her hard and put her away wet.
>>30782118
>Get on her back
>Ride her around town to do my shopping
>Leave her at the stable
>>30782135
>you come back to her having a "conversation" with one of the stallions hitched up next to her
>>30782091
Poor fella. Must be weird having that name.
>>30782154
That's why he became a supervillain and changed his name. Now he isn't Fizzlepop Berrytwist anymore, now he is Pizza Hat.
>>30782173
Damnit mlpg, look at what you did to this poor filly
It's kinda hot in here.
>>30782194
We'll stop dropping ball sweat in your forehead
Japs sure love their sweaty horses.
What if Thorax gets jealous of Spike's crush on Rarity?
>>30782220
Yes rainbow dash?
>>30782220
You chose to be a bard Dash, that's the only weapon you can wield.
>>30782221
>implying he hasn't transformed into Rarity multiple times on Spike's request
>implying half those times Spike didn't tell him to add a dick
>implying they haven't fucked countless time, both transformed and not
>>30782233
Why would anyone add a dick to Rarity?
>>30782220
No Dash, fast is not an instrument.
>>30782238
Even utter perfection can get boring.
Oh boy, it's a Rarity thread!
>>30782246
>4 diamonds on her butt
now that's rare to see
>>30782246
No it Rarity looking at food thread.
>>30782261
>>30780317
I want to take out her pajama slowly and touch her filly bits
I want to pin Pinkie Pie down, rip off her panty shorts, and tickle her
>>30782304
I just want to fuck Rarity
>>30782322
The fucking comes later
You gotta preheat the oven before you stick the batter in
>>30782334
Nah
You gotta get in raw
>>30782335
But you could hurt her
>>30782336
I'm already at work, filly
Shouldn't you be in school?
>>30782336
>just took a shower, about to close the browser and go to work
>come back to MLPG and find this post
I didn't need this feel
>>30782336
It's cute how she believes me when I say all grown up's get paid to shitpost and jack off.
>>30782376
Shouldn't you be working?
>>30782389
I get paid to post ponies
>>30782398
I wish I was a Hasbro shill too.
I wonder if I'd get free merchandise as an employee.
>>30782398
>paid pony posters
fucking Soros
I want a filly daughter so badly.
Humanfillies
>>30782405
You'd get a t-shirt that reads "I work for Hasbro and all I got was this lousy shirt."
Maybe a coffee mug at some later point.
>>30782409
Humankill yourself
>>30782410
Does the mug have the color scheme of the pony of my choice?
>>30782415
It's beige and simply reads "Hasbro".
No one will believe that it's an official employee mug.
>>30782287
Country filly isn't for fiddling
>>30782406
Don't forget to buy our toys only at official Hasbro approved vendors! Otherwise you miss out on the magic of friendship tm
Insider here, I have a hint for you
Has one of your favorite ponies been acting oddly this season?
It could be that they aren't who they seem to be
What do fillies learn at school?
>>30782465
Sex Ed
All day
>>30782463
Glimmer was a changeling all along and Twilight has to brutally murder her to save Ponyville? I would give it a 10/10.
>>30782465
How to tie tailbows
Proper standing in crowds etiquette
Linear Algebra
Loving your significant filly other
Boop
Fillyosophy
>>30782503
They don't touch this general because they know their cancer would be short lived.
You guys still have a janny that's halfway decent, don't you.
>>30782467
>Anon funds a filly-only school just to have sex with fillies all day
>>30782517
That's creepy
>>30782473
MAKE
IT
HAPPEN
>>30782520
Normals leave.
>>30782532
If I go I'm taking the fillies with me
>>30782537
I'm sorry, what?
I had something funny in my ear.
I could've sworn you said you'd be taking the fillies.
>>30782542
That's right punk
You'll have to settle for EQG fillies
>>30782546
>Eqg anything
FIGHT ME IN REAL LIFE AT THIS POINT IN TIME
>>30782553
I'm a booper not a fighter
>>30781833
>>30782546
EqG fillies can get pregnant, though. Fillies don't and they're also cuter.
The time has come
And so has Fluttershy
Do you think Thorax will ever be the main focus of an episode?
Reminder that human have the obligation of please fillies in heat if the filly want it.
>>30782614
Fillies are too young to go into heat. There's like hundreds of mares and only a few stallions, go help them.
>>30782576
>>30782614
You don't speaka da engrish so good, but I agree with your stance on fillies.
>>30782631
>Fillies are too young to go into heat.
http://www.thehorse.com/articles/12380/when-are-fillies-fertile
>>30782614
With gusto.
>>30782641
Yeah but it seems like the ponies age probably closer to humans than ponies on the show. Bugbutt Cadence told Pinkie that her parties seem like they're for 6 year olds, but a 6 year old horse is practically mature. Plus the fillies on the show are a lot smaller relative to mares whereas a normal 1-2 year old filly would be roughly the same size as a mare.
Fashion wife*
>visit /co/
>see this
Someone need to stop this writer. Now he's inserting his fetish to the show too
>>30782780
how does the new powerpuff girls manage to look uglier than the old one?
>>30782780
I thought it was one of the animators
>>30782780
imagine being that shameless
>>30782807
Qt
>>30782831
A very hungry pono
>>30782831
>>30782907
shes going to get fat
>>30782923
she can probably just magic it away
>>30782928
She can magic itinto her friends.
>>30782780
FUKING MADMAN
Would you clothe your waifu or let her walk the town in her birthday suit
>>30782984
What if this happened to pony
>>30783017
I will create a cute colt OC that will be loved by all the fillies in ponyville
>>30783028
But you aren't a writer for the show Anon.
That doesn't count.
>>30782807
>Tfw someone reposts a thing you did
Man, this feel. No wonder drawfags do it.
Someone would make a webm of this?
https://derpibooru.org/1517427
http://derpy.me/A4e4G
On the first day of Christmas, my waifu gave to me
A filly in a pear tree
>>30783073
You can just change .gif to .webm now.
>>30783073
The pirate outfit is amazing. I hope they'll make videos like this with the other ponies.
>>30783109
>not pony
>>30783109
His faces are ugly.
>>30783123
ugly seems a bit harsh, but they could use some improvement
>>30782663
It's not easy being a filly.
>>30782463
pinkie pie?
>>30783141
Yeah. Being small and defenseless plus being so cute must make you an easy target for filly huggers.
>>30783123
>puts librarian-tier faces on everything he draws
>>30783145
>he doesn't equip his filly with the latest in anti-hug and boop playware.
>>30783074
The only filly I want my waifu to give me is the one I put in her.
>>30783157
On the second day of Christmas your waifu gave to me
Two Pegasi
And a filly in a pear tree
Hey, /mlpg/.
I'll make it short, I'm a lonely fuck who was browsing a thread about some game or another, and I realized-- what if I got the generals of /mlp/ together to make a circlejerk tournament on some TF2 server?
Here's the concept-- four to eight people from each general, making for a minimum of sixteen horsefuckers. Each thread fights each other once, and the bracket is split up to allow for classic lose-and-get-fucked knockouts until one general is left. Real simple.
But, if this is a shit idea, feel free to call me a faggot and/or shill, I'm just bored and desperate in the long run.
>>30783195
Die.
>>30783195
faget
A good wisdom.
>>30783166
I hope we get more episodes with those two in the future
P-poof, I...
>>30783349
Is it Pinkie Pie's anus?
>>30783349
>tonge
HorseGirlfriends
>>30783383
In their mid 20s, the girls should be in that age where there's seemingly weekly weddings for their old friends.
>>30783383
MY NAME
MY NAME
MY NAME
>>30783392
>>30783383
>>30783387
Are you saying they should get married?
GirlHorsefriends
>>30783392
>>30783401
Be careful junior
Getting this mad over a cute horse could drive you to suicide
Pretty sure someone just said cute horse
>>30783401
>>30783416
Get a room.
>>30783416
This will never get old.
>>30783421
Cute colt, specifically.
>>30783383
I wish I were a cute horse filly with a filly friend and we could just cuddle in the horse park in public
>>30783421
mmmmaybe.
>>30783422
Shouldn't your babysitter janny be cleaning that shit up, anyway.
>>30783426
Pretty sure colt was not specified
though most certainly acceptable
Cutest horse.
>>30783421
>>30783383
>>30783413
I wish I had a horsegirl friend
>>30783429
Applebloom is a very cute horse
So is Colton
What if
What if we combined our cute horse powers?
>>30783437
Colts are always specified
>>30783430
No idea, don't care.
Filly in panties.
>>30783442
>Combining Stallion and filly
L-lewd
>>30783442
Things are about to get very cute.
Or very pedo.
Or both.
>>30783439
Aww yeah time to get the HD of the latest episode
cute background stallions being cute is the greatest of all jams
>>30783442
...do she need an adult?
>>30783428
But what if you're ugly?
>>30783437
>>30783457
It's my fantasy, why would I be?
>>30783461
Anon you know that is my original cap and I have posted it a million times myself
>>30783452
She IS an adult
>>30783468
All of the cmc are going to be pretty cute when they are adults
scootaloo is the only one I kinda worry about, but they could definitely do a good older design for her
>>30783470
Agreed.HELLOOOOOO FARMER!
>>30783467
No, it's not your original cap, it's an edit of your edit. Checkmate collarfags.
>>30783470
Fillies are fillies forever.
If I pretend to be blind do you think i could get a seeing pony
>>30783485
Actually all ponies can see
>>30783485
>"S-sorry, sir. We haven't those. But I can g-get you a dog"
"NO! I SAID A CUTE TALKING PONY! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
>>30783482
This is sadly not true, anonymous
Only changelings are fillies forever
>>30783485
>seeing eye pony gets distracted easily
>she's really only good for telling you what she thinks is cute or not
What are the odds of incest art of Thorax and Pharynx popping up after To Change a Changeling?
Scootaloo is the cutest filly and she'll be a gorgeous mare.
>>30783504
Colts too?
Maybe the advantages of getting a bugbando should be considered.
They may be fugly in their new natural shape but they don't have to hold that shape.
ow, muh feels.
>>30783514
If they choose to be!
>>30783523
How many changelings exist?
There must be one or two with decent tastes in pony forms.
>>30783485
Sure. Here you go.
>>30783531
"Wait, a-are you sure?"
>"Trust me, anon! I can guide you without prob- aaaaaaaa
"AAAAAAAAAAAA"
stallions are fillies forever
>>30783529
Why not find a random changeling and describe your perfect colt to him?You're a monster if you can't love changeling for himself
>>30783531
>>30783537
>she thought you were going to be her seeing-eye human
>you thought she was going to be your seeing-eye filly
>due to clerical error, you were matched with each other
What ships do you support?
>>30783546
Sounds like sitcom
>>30783546
>A confused looking Thorax shrugs in the background
>3's company theme begins playing
>>30783548
Color line
>>30783548
I ship myself with my horse husband
>>30783540
But anon, i'm a pony.
I doubt but a few changelings will be able to love interspeciously.
So i have to find one that already really likes ponies. And is ok with horsepedo stuff.
Just any changeling won't fit that bill, probably.
>>30783553
>Ember enters the room
>"TWILIGHT! I NEED YOUR HELP!"
>"For the last time, I already told you I'm Starl-"
>"SEMANTICS! ALL UNICORNS ARE THE SAME!"
>>30783571
>laugh track
>>30783561
As long as hes not my horse husband this is a very good thing
>>30781926
I always miss everything.
>>30783548
TwiDash.QuibbleDash.WhateverthingicanselfinsertintoDash.
>>30783576
Twilight and Starlight look exactly alike.
Prove me wrong.
>>30783571
>Spike makes a smartass quip
>Uproarious laughter
>"THAT'S OUR SPIKE!".
>>30783589
Ember go home.
Ember goes on a rant about gender double standards.
>>30783582
My horse husband is much cuter
>>30783588
>I'll be there fooooor you
>When the chocolate rain starts to poooour
>I'll be there fooooor you
>Like Discord has been there before
>I'll be there fooooor you
>Cause you're there for Spike too
>>30783589
It's almost like Starlight is based on a scrapped Twilight design and not entirely original
Spike takes up learning French to impress Rarity.
Rarity asks why Spike is talking like a filthy baguette
>>30783624
>He only learned some basic stuff
>Only problem was, he learned it from the language board in 4Clops.
>"Oh Spikey Wikey, speak french to me!"
>"V-voulez vous coucher avec moi?"
>Roarious laugh track
Rarity gives Spike a kiss for trying anyway
Littlefillies.
>>30783609
>Cause you're there for Spike too
Made me laugh in real life
>>30783641
Spike mistakenly calls Rarity a whore in French.
Recapepisode
DEEEEEspaciito suave suavecito
no tengan pequando
pacito pacito
>>30783647mine
>>30783658
>>30783641
>Spike turns to face the camera and just gives a sheepish grin and a shrug
>>30783661
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbDtwdgbEyk
>Applejack says she wants to try grow a couple pear trees in the Orchard
>Granny Smith doesn't take it well
>"I'M COMING, BRIGHT MAC!"
>>30783548
Filly and colt.Colt and colt.
The fillies just hang with you to get more treats.
>>30783677
Joke's on them, I hang with them just to get more t_eats
>>30783676
>not filly and filly
>nothuman male and filly
>>30783683
Human males aren't even pure enough to touch fillies
>>30783682
Fillies are so flat anyways. What can you do with filly teats besides making her squirm by tickling them?
>>30783664
It's kinda amazing we've made it this far without a clip show of some sort.
I'm just going to call dibs on Sweetie Belle, just in case
Rarity
>>30783692
They don't need a clip show
When they run out of ideas they just hiatus us for a year or more
Filly wants to DODH
(Dab On Dem Haters)
>>30783691
>besides making her squirm by tickling them?
Anon.
ANON.
Hi! I'm Colt McClure!
You may remember me from such educational films like "You, your penis, and fillies" and "Knotfags go to gulags!: A racially pure Equestria"
>Spike wants to be a famous internet star, so he uploads videos of himself doing increasingly stupid and dangerous stunts
>>30783706
>Meanwhile, the video of Twilight getting hit by random objects in "Feeling Pinkie Keen" gets a million views
>Spike brings Rarity flowers and they have a picnic
Dammit I wanted to post a filly
It was gonna be a cute one too
>>30783718
Filly Rarity?
I can't stop thinking about fillies. Help.
>>30783721
Cuter
>Twilight gets mugged
>She develops horn rage
>Her friends try to talk sense into her before she zaps random ponies
>Not a single laughtrack is used during the episode, which ends with Twilight throwing away her horn and crying in her friends' hooves, while in an hospital bed.
>>30783724
Filly Tree Hugger?
>>30783724
>>30783735
Filly Filly?
>>30783735
Eww gross
>>30783738
Warmer
>>30783738
Filly Rarity fillying filly Tree Hugger?
>>30783742
Filly Filly set on fire?
>>30783725
WHY DON'T HE WANT ME, UNCLE PHIL PRINCESS
>>30783738
The abstract concept of a filly, as a filly.
>>30783742
>Eww gross
You trying to pick a fight?
>>30783757
Hippy horses are pacifists so it wouldn't be much of one
>>30783755
>Pounded in the butt by the abstract concept of a filly as a filly
Filly needs a boop injection right now!
>>30783747
Na that's a hot filly
I'm talkin cute Filly fillyfilly
>>30783754
>somebody got the reference
u muh nigga, anon.
>>30783776
Now, that's definitely some Chuck Tingle tier stuff.
>>30783762
She'll fuck with your aura
>>30783768
>>30783768
>>30783768
Changeling vacations?
>>30783704
This is a good post
Culturally dense
Layers of subtle humor
and fillies
>It's another "Anon makes a new thread because the old one is over bump and image limit, and manages to fuck up the OP" episode.
I love Princess Twilight Sparkle.
I love Princess Thorax