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>filly

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714: Fame and Misfortune
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5wsmg6

COUNTDOWN
http://mlpg.co/countdown/

716: Campfire Tales - When their sister camping trip is ruined by Fly-ders, Applejack, Rarity, and Rainbow Dash tell Sweetie Belle, Apple Bloom, and Scootaloo the stories of their favorite legends; inspired by the tales, the girls make the most out of their new situation.

717: To Change a Changeling - Starlight Glimmer and Trixie try to get Thorax's brother Pharynx to accept their new way by sharing love and transforming so he doesn't undermine Thorax's leadership, and that the hive will ultimately accept him.

718: Daring Done - When Rainbow Dash's favorite author, A.K. Yearling, announces her retirement, Dash convinces Pinkie Pie to go on a quest to find out if the book on Daring Do really will be closed forever.

719: It Isn't the Mane Thing About You - When Rarity's shampoo is accidentally switched with Zecora's magical remover potion, she does everything she can to fix her devastated mane in time for an upcoming photo shoot.

720: A Health of Information - While helping Fluttershy gather supplies, Zecora comes down with a terrible disease called Swamp Fever; even though a cure has not been discovered, Fluttershy makes it her mission to heal Zecora no matter what it takes.

MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/

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>tiddy

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721: Marks and Recreation - Wanting to help as many blank flanks as possible, the CMCs start a Cutie Mark Day Camp, but are surprised when one of their campers doesn't want a cutie mark.

722: Once Upon a Zeppelin - Twilight is torn when she discovers the cruise she and her family are on is a themed vacation experience in which ponies have paid for the privilege of spending time with her, and she must please both her family and the cruise attendees.

723: Secrets and Pies - When Pinkie Pie thinks she see Rainbow Dash throw away one of her pies, she suspects the worst - that Rainbow Dash secretly hates her pies; Pinkie Pie attempts to catch Rainbow Dash in her web of lies.

724: Uncommon Bonds

725: Shadow Play, Part I

726: Shadow Play, Part II

Will Ember be mentioned in To Change a Changeling?

>>30783793
Who?

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>>30783782

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BEAUTIFUL
BLUE
BUTT

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JIM AND GLIMMERPOSTING IN 1!

>In the last episode of "The Big Filly Theory"
>"We're going to Canterlot!"
>"MY LUGGAGES!"
>"I'm here for your fillies, old man! And I won't take a no for an answer!"
>"...I love you, anon. I always had"

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>>30783805

>>30783768
>been watching season 5 again
>mfw I forgot how good the show was without Starlight

Will Thorax get more development?

>>30783815
Do you think Thorax would let me pet him and touch his butt?

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>>30783808
CAN RAINBOW & PALS WIN THE BIG SKI CONTEST IN ORDER TO SAVE THE REC CENTER?

>>30783813
You're lying. If you like anything older than the last episode, it's because you're seeing it through rose-colored glasses.

Sugar Belle

>>30783816
He has an episode centered on his brother, so it's pretty much a given

>>30783802
What an athletic butt.

>>30783813
You're lying. If you like anything newer than the first episode, it's because you're seeing it through Hasbro-colored glasses.

>>30783824
Preggo Sugar Belle

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>>30783815

this is more amusing than it has any right being

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>>30783824
Creampies.

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>>30783824

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Hello!

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>>30783813
>>30783823
>>30783830
>liking things

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>>30783805
Who else /hyped/? This is gonna be sooo sick.

>>30783840
make me a princess dress please

>>30783839
...and that little filly grew up to have 8 littel fillies

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>>30783824
Loving sex with your apple husband with the lights off.

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>>30783840
Hi, cutie

>>30783843
The fuck is that supposed to be?

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>>30783845
>tfw our fillies will someday stop being our pure little angels

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>>30783843
It's gonna be awsum

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>>30783840
Please date me

>>30783853
>fillies
>pure

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>>30783822
>"Sure, we laughed and had fun a lot, in this episode. But you know what's not fun?
>"Boop molestation."
>"Every year, over 30000 fillies in Equestria gets overbooped against their wil."
>"We can stop their suffering. You can."
>"Say no to boop enhancing drugs"
>"A safe boop is a love boop."

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>>30783844

>>30783852
Artifact, a new Dota themed card game from Valve Corporation! Be ready for a loregasm :D

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>>30783853

they will still be cute, just bigger cute >>30783504

>>30783843
No idea what you're talking about.

>>30783861
thank you

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>>30783857

>>30783859
>Boop enhancing drugs
FUCK YOU I CAN STOP WHENEVER I WANT

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>>30783873
Did Rarity turn me into Rarity so I could make out with Rarity?

>>30783883
>Pounded in the butt by the beautiful mare of my life who turned me into a male version of herself, wearing a strap-on replica of my real penis, which turned me gay

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>>30783883
Yes, unless the changelings are up to something again

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I don't see why anyone would like Rarity, she has to cheat to win anything.

>>30783899
Considering the opposing side in that pic is a pony willing to become a domestic terrorist so that she could cheat on the weather to make sure her pet didn't go into hibernation...

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>>30783899
You're saying that like you don't know it was a dare.

>>30783899
>trusting someone who'd cheat at fucking tennis
Rarity really is a whore

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>>30783890
Please write this, anon. Write the fapfic of my dreams.

Does shit Rarity really deserve to be voiced by based Tabitha?

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>Monday
>"Where did Derpy go?"
>"No idea, she said she had to go on a muffin hun-"
>All of a sudden a giant muffin falls thru the roof, wrecking the living room
>"DERPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
>"...I just don't know what went wrong!"

Probably just me, but I think even Spike's had better episodes than Applejack lately.

>>30783924
OH DERPY MCGEE, YOU'RE THE DERPIEST

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лoл

I don't want a Pony sitcom, I want a pony anime

>>30783909
It does seem like Rainbow Dash normally takes dares like these
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>>30783935
Ha хapкaч, быдлo.

>>30783937
>"Oh no, Pony-chan (which is me, but I talk in third person for some reson) is late!"
>Starts running holding a loaf of bread in her mouth
>Turning around a corner she hits something and falls on the ground
>It's Anon-kun, the transfer student
>"o-ow....w-what are you-"
>She realizes he's looking at her panties
>"KYAAAAAAAH, BAKA PERVERT!"
>awful theme song sung with squirrel voices and broken english here and there starts playing

>>30783948
>pony-chan
Are you my 10 yr old sister with impossibly large breasts whom I must marry in order to get my inheritance?

>>30783937
But pony is already anime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukCYa6BbyYA

What about pony documentaries?

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>>30783941
I want to play video games with Rarity

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Which one, mlpg?

>>30783961
I miss the streams, I miss the rucky pony.

>>30783952
Yes. Also, pony-chan is a ninja miko wielding a giant cross twenty times her size which is actually a sword-gun-magic wand she can use to send back the ghosts of lusty anons to the afterlife. But every time she uses it she gets an orgasm.

>>30783972
The cloud.

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>>30783971
She would just keep grinding on you and distracting you.

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>>30783972

Spoon

>>30783977
>cue ending theme song
>featuring dancing cgi-ponies
>Wearing frilly dresses and making cringy hearts with their hooves
>While the squirrel voices keep grating your ears
>and misusing a lot of english words, especially "love"

>>30783899
>magically massaging the oppositions clit mid-game

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>>30783993
But that sounds great

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Oh shi-

Cute blind filly

https://derpibooru.org/1517559

>>30784028
You're five threads late, we already had a "wat" moment over that pic and its description

>>30784031

This one isn't a mosquito filly

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>theme song starts playing

>>30784019
You might lose the game, but you get an orgasm. Sounds like a good deal to me.

>>30784037
So, it's the boring version?
meh

Rank the episodes so far, from best to worst.

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>>30784021
It does, but you won't get much gaming done. After a while "playing videogames" will just become a codeword.

Rank the posts so far from best to worst.

>>30784046

Best : my favorite episode
Worst: your favorite episode

>>30784046
>Best Night Ever
>the rest of the episodes
>shit
>Princess Spike, Crystal Games and Spike at your Service

>>30784046
Forever filly was the best episode of the season. 11/10.
Every other episode was just okay.

>>30784038
>"Heartstrings, this makes no sense! There's no known bipedal creature without scales or body fur, in Equestria!"
>"KNOWN is the word, Bon. But they're out there, and the Princesses are trying to hide their existence to the pony world"

>>30784055
>>30784056

I meant from this season.

>>30784068
>Premiere
>The appleparents thing
>The rest in whatever order

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>>30784068
I already gave you my answer

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>>30784038

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>>30784046
10/10
1. Parental Glideance
2. The Perfect Pear
8/10
3. Fluttershy Leans In
4. Not Asking For Trouble
5. Forever Filly
6. Hard to Say Anything
7/10
7. All Bottled Up
8. Discordant Harmony
9. A Flurry Of Emotions
10. Triple Threat
6/10
11. Celestial Advice
12. Honest Apple
5/10
13. Rock Solid Friendship
4/10
14. Fame and Misfortune
2/10
15. A Royal Problem

Filly wants her own show.
But it has to be nor a sitcom, neither an anime, neither some conspiracy stuff.

Filly wants a noir.
In which she solves crimes while sucking lollipops.

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Today I will boop

Fluffy filly drowns.

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>>30784052
Who needs video games when you have Rarity?

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>>30784087

>>30784087
Food Fillies

>>30784087
Fwuffeh Fiwwy is going to get the sowwy stick again.

>>30784052
But the fun is from trying to stay in control and focus on the game while being fondled.

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>>30784101
>>30784087
PLS NO, WE ALREADY WENT THERE AND IT WASN'T FUN

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>>30784091
I would. Every day. And night.

What if Rarity developed her own indie game

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Rare comic fillies

>>30784116
It would probably be a fashion simulator. With detailed depiction of ice-cream eating when you fail.

>>30784083

>4/10
>14. Fame and Misfortune

HAHAHA SALT

>>30784105
Every day I remember where they took something lighthearted and fun, I feel we are a little further from God's light.

>>30784105
remember when fluffy ponies were just these cute but retarded animals that kept dying in funny, unfortunate ways rather than being used as fetish vehicles for psychopaths?

>>30784124
It's 3/10 now.

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>>30784091
What vidya would Rarity play?

>>30784102
It's fun teasing but eventually you'll have to skip to the fucking.

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>>30784083
>15. A Royal Problem

>>30784141
The Sims and a lot of Visual Novels

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>>30784127
I used to screencap some of the crazy stuff they wrote. I'm still uncertain what to do with it now that they're gone, keep it as a memento of how low the human mind can go or delete it without regrets.

>>30784137
I wish I could, but all my memories of that time got erased when I capped this stuff.

https://derpibooru.org/1517036

>>30784155
gneh, 6-

People being mad at Fame and Misfortune will be forever hilarious to me

>>30784164
we got it the first time you wrote it.

>>30784078
Too old.

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>>30784084

>>30784141
The teasing will make the fucking that much sweeter, and maybe we could also switch roles and have her be the one being teased sometimes.

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Do people genuinely believe that the only reason to dislike something is to be mad at it? Does that mean that if I don't like pineapple on my pizza it's because I'm mad at the pineapple?

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>>30784164

The episode is the perfect critic proof episode ever.

You can't be mad with it or you will be a salty faggot

>>30784179
we already went thru this: some people are so deep down their own circlejerk that they don't even realize where it ends, so saying you don't like what they like feels like a challenge.

Mind you, I even loved that ep.

>>30784179
Who doesn't like pineapple on their pizza?

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>>30784172
It's hard to tease a pony that's lying down. I guess you could like caress her flanks and scratch her at the base of her tail.

>>30784180
Why? It was boring as fuck. The song and the fillies are ok.

>>30784188
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXl3KyopKG0

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I know this isn't really anything pony related, but we all like free things right? If for whatever reason you aren't aware, this is free. Grab it now.

http://store.steampowered.com/app/233130/Shadow_Warrior/

>>30784194

>Why? It was boring as fuck.

Delicious salt

>>30784207
I don't even have steam, so nah.

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>>30784170

>>30784208
>hurr durr
That's what I thought.

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>>30784189
Dock teasing is best teasing.

>>30784207
>One day left

holy fuck thanks

>>30784214
Stay salty my friend

>>30784170
But mares are just x-fillies

>>30784152
they moved to /trash/.
I have not looked further than that.

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>>30784232
CARLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

Filly that don't grow up and stay little and cute forever = Real Filly

Filly that turn into a mare = False Filly/Little Mare

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>>30784236
Good riddance, those guys weren't sane

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>>30784243
what about a filly that stays a filly forever but used to be an anon?

>>30784236
>they moved to /trash/
I thought they were Glimmerfags now.

>>30784258
Then you'd have an X-Man.
>>30784266
You say that like they can't be both.

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>>30784243

Radiant hope is a filly after all?

>>30784211
Cuties.

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>>30784270
CARLOS, GODDAMIT, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU

What's up with the sub?

>>30784314
It's dead currently. Pineapple's got to get back from work before he can fix it.

Sex fights.

>>30784353
Sex fLigths

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>>30784353
Dragon wrestling

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>>30784362

>>30784374
Is this what they mean by Uncommon Bonds?

Ember starts hanging out with Gilda.

What happens?

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>>30784384

scones are smashed

>>30784384
Foursome Gilda-Ember-Gabby-Thorax as Dash

So, is Steve officially faggot now?

>>30784384
>Jew birds around greedy dragons who are prone to explosive outbursts.
Hmmmmmm

Thorax comes out as gay to Spike and Ember. Their reactions?

>>30784418
>"So, that's why you didn't wanted to kiss me!"
>"So, that's why you wanted to kiss me!"

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>the most expensive cheese in the world is made from donkey milk

wtf

>>30784433
>people like to eat rotten milk which stinks very bad and has no known health benefit
I will never understand this.

>>30784442
You wouldn't eat mare cheese?

Zecora walks past a barcode scanner.
*Beep*

>>30784452
I want it straight from the source.

>>30784433
If you will be able to milk a mouse you can get mouse cheese. It will be more expensive.

>>30784452
Considering even the smell of cheese makes me retch, I don't think so.

>>30784442
>he doesn't know the depths of flavor cheese offers
ugh

>>30784463
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAsGEpIxQ8w

Do people really buy Fluttershy's products?

>>30784493
I have a prime subscription for flutter butter.

Filly says cockroach milk is the future

>>30784493
her Flutterpaste is good for disinfecting appliances

>>30784493
I'm allergic to flutter butter

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>>30784498

*whips out dick*
...well?

>>30784480
I don't think horse milk would taste that good

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>>30784533
zzzaaap

https://derpibooru.org/1516595

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>>30784538
My plan worked perfectly!

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>>30784557
no you misunderstand, most of you is still you

only a small part of you is a filly

a very small part

>>30784493
I use FlutterClean for tough stains, like blood or semen.

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>>30784551
I don't like thing.

Filly invented an Anthro Ray.

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Heh, some of these interpretations are pretty cute.
https://derpibooru.org/tags/2017+solar+eclipse

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>>30784536
More horsemilk for me

>>30784563
Gotta say, tho, FlutterClean doesn't work with the blood or semen stains which come FROM Fluttershy.

>>30784574
>this picture is from 2015
You say that like it's a bad thing. If anything, the older the better.

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>>30784570
>not liking cadance, chrysalis, and shining armor shenanigans
If faggotry truly were flaming, you'd be nuclear hellfire tier faggotry

>>30784557

Anon we went over this before

fillyfication rays are 100 different kinds of illegal

>>30784611
but what about the 2nd ponemendment?

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>>30784599
Cadance is just for Shining Armor just like Shining Armor is just for Cadance

>>30784608
Marker, take your meds, you stupid horse

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>>30784620

The right to bear fillies (or colts) applies only to mares and does not mean what you thought it meant

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>>30784636

argh, that was meant for >>30784619

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>>30784636
but I want to bear fillies

According to this official pony document signed by all the princesses of ponykind of past, present and future, all the ponies are now legally, morally and any other way mine.
Please return all the ponies to their rightful owners, and by that I mean to me.
You are free to keep changelings tho.

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>>30784663

>>30784647
that's not a filly. Fillies are like Derringers, you keep them hidden in your breast pocket

>>30784673
imagine whipping a filly out in a bar fight

Was Saturday really a Spike episode?

>>30784663
*burns document*

>>30784674
I'd probably steal your filly.

>>30784620
You are such a fucking faggot holy shit

>>30784663
This 'official' document of yours looks suspiciously like you forged it with crayons while eating breakfast. I'm also sure that Princess Celestia would never sign as "Butty Buttocks". And this "Pasty Mc Past, princess of the Past Land" simply never existed.

Last but not least, is that a coffee stain?

>>30784675
It was an anti Spike episode, really. You know the writers don't like you when an inanimate object gives you the finger.

DICKMARE
FIGHTER OF THE VAGMARE
CHAMPION OF THE
BUNS

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>>30784675

It was, but it was actually alright

>>30784688
Excuse you but Butty Buttocks is the official signature of princess Luna on all equestrian documents.
And Pasty McPast is more real than you'll ever be.

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>>30784686
And you're mean.

>>30784703
Sometimes the truth is mean, anon

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>>30784715
The only truth I know is Shining Armor loves Cadance

>>30784701
Anon, you wrote the grocery list on the backside.
With the same crayon.

How do you even run out of Dash's krusty ponuts so fast?

>>30784728
>loves cadance
>paints her like twilight
:thinking:

>>30784728
Mind you, the truth I know is that Cadance infidelity pics are the best.

>>30784728
Way back in 2012 this was the image that broke me into believing that ponies were for lewd.

>>30784725
PEGANOI

>>30784736
>believing
knowing*

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>>30784732
He also loves his sister.
>>30784735
No the best pictures are futa Cadance dominating villains like Sombra or pictures where the loves horse loves her prince very much.

>>30784735
I just saw the tag Princess Cheatdance for the first time a couple days ago.

>>30784745
>hates chrysalis fucking shining armor and cadance
>is a futafag
Every fucking time with these faggots and their shit taste in everything

The sub is unbeb.

>>30784745
>good clean married sex
booooooring

https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2017/6/18/1464924.png

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>>30784750

excellent

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>Colt

Shove the pony back into the pony.

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>>30784748
My dick just knows what it likes and it really likes seeing dominant Cadance and Submissive Sombra
>>30784752
There's nothing boring about two ponies in love.

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>>30784766

Do not

>>30784774
Horns are dangerous.

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>>30784777

one must be quite careful

>>30784774
Now kiss

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>>30784790

butt touching will have to do

>>30784772
NO
FUN

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>>30784774
>>30784792
cute couple

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This mare is cute.

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>>30783780
>>30783785

>>30784792
Butt kissing

butt booping

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>>30784797
I like Sundown
Married horses have the most fun.

>>30784804
Why is it a trap

>>30784826
Because pone actually feeds you weird-flavored cupcakes. They're filled with jalapeno jelly and stuff like that.

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>>30784826

because it cut out the best pony

>>30784823
Sorry, still not convinced

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>>30784826
I thought it was either implying penis, or drugged cupcakes.

>>30784834
NTR is a garbage fetish and you're garbage for liking it.

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>>30784834
Don't worry I'll enjoy their marriage twice as hard for the both of us.

>>30784846
>NTR
I'm not Shining Armor, anon.

https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2016/6/29/1189072.png

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I'm finally done with the houswork. Have a poof.

>>30784878
As a setting, infidelity is shit. And you're shit for enjoying that setting.

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Can't we all just agree that Cadance is super pretty?

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This is a princess.

>>30784905
I want to mwah her.

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>>30784907
No YOU'RE a princess

>>30784905
How did she get so pretty?

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>>30784910
Maybe one day you can find a portal to another universe where she's not married to the best damn husband in Equestria and you can do that.
>>30784917
She was born pretty

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>>30784905
By objective standards she is cute and pretty.
But relative to other ponies she is MEH and super forgettable.

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I love her soooooooooooooooooooo much

>>30784921
She's the prettiest princess, anon.

>>30784923
My condolences

>>30784921
That lip bite is so cute.

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>>30784926
And here we have Anon; he was dropped on his head one time too many.

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>>30784939
Why did you post a goose?

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>>30784948
That is a very cute little horsie.

>>30784750
thank you

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>>30784954
And a lewd little horsie.

Princess Mayor Mare

>>30785088
She wouldn't change her name to Princess Mare?

>>30784895
Shit taste alert

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I'm gonna call it a day
God night, MLPG

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>>30785128
>8 P.M

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>>30785143

Looks like someone couldn't stay in the lines

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>>30785128
>God night

Fillies are like art.

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>>30785146
>30 minutes off
What kind of time zone is this

>>30785150
Have you ever tried coloring with hooves? Shit's hard to do.

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>>30785128
Goodnight, anon

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>>30785160

No

I am smart enough to use my mouth

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>>30785171
>putting a crayon in your mouth

>>30785171
Hard to draw with a mouth too. Anon still doesn't have the tongue control yet. Any ideas how she can train her tongue?

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>>30785183

Practice practice practice

>>30785181

crayons, pens, pencils, paint brushes

get on my level

>>30785181
Man Cherilee writes with chalk in her mouth.

>>30785171
>putting crayons in your mouth
That's disgusting. I'm so glad Pegasi and Unicorns can draw properly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPWsP93pTPA

>>30785190
Practice with what? What long, hard object will allow Anon to learn the best ways to use her tongue?

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>>30785209

I just showed you anon!

Draw pictures, or paint them

anything that gets those muscles moving

>>30785190
>not drawing with your butt

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>>30785219

Maybe later

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>>30785240
fuck

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>>30785215
Anon thinks that's a boring way to learn. She's going to go suck off some stallions to get better with her tongue.

Trixie is pretty

>>30783843
wow another fucking card game so much fun

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>>30785255
Pretty slutty.

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>>30785264
You're a slut

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>>30785264
Don't speak ill of the deceased
It's rood

Are bronies still meant to be dying?

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>>30785293
Only the infidel Glimhaters

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>>30651468
The "new" two German trailers are online now
https://www.trailerloop.de/movies/my-little-pony
YT reuploads:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Led-uXh9wM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OINx-MLzO8

The "Handy" trailer is actually the same "turn off your phone" ad that was posted in Spanish a couple of weeks ago. This time the German version didn't get different shading or anything.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5c-T-kr9Vgo

Funnily enough, even both German trailers were likely made at the same time, they use different versions of this scene.

>>30785251

Their containment thread timed out and now they are spilling out into rest of the board.

The Crystal Empire Part 1 and Part 2 are underrated episodes.

>>30785296
It's not funny to make fun of suicidal bronies who want to off themselves over a cartoon.
Even if it is funny.

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>>30785395
They deserve it

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>>30785395
No one really wants to kill themselves over Glimmer.

>>30785454
It's happening already.

>>30785316
Is that why anon filly autists keep coming in here with their retarded shitposting?

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>>30785478
No one is going to kill themselves over a cartoon pony.

>>30785503
I would kill someone here to touch my waifu