Shut the fuck up fucking deer beetle edition
715: Triple Threat
Written by Josh Hamilton
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5xf5uv
Friendship is Magic #57 is still storytimed here!
>>30688389
>>30769019
Previous thread.
>sunny
>filly
>>30773145
Ember is a cute dragon.
Yeah, I'm this lazy
>>30769034
>>30769050
>>30773163
Not even 10 posts in and it's already shit
i say we burn it all
>>30773145
I feel bad for Equestria now.
Thorax is a low key pyromaniac, and Ember almost straight up killed that pony in the welcoming thing, why are non ponies so unhinged?
>>30773182
I'm down. Let's go get some TIKI brand torches.
anyone have that guide for cleaning stains out of a plushie?
dont ask me why
>>30773194
cute
Cx
>>30773163
good jorb
>>30773229
why does my sweetie bell shitposting reaction image have such a weird filename. i always use default filenames so where the fuck did i save it from
What is it girl?
Little Timmy's fallen down the well?
You guys didn't forget about the cutest stallion ever did you?
>>30773245
of course not
>>30773145
>That massive artifacting, even set at 1080p
Is there a better upload or am I gonna have to download this horseshit
so what are y'all niggas doing for the Eclipse?
when is raritys birthday? i need to know when to celebrate.
>>30773255
Getting up early to see it
>>30773257
Raritober
>>30773255
same thing i did last eclipse. drink and jack it to horse vaginas.
>>30773255
Using my knowledge of the dark arts to make a portal to equestria
>>30773273
i vow to fap only to rarity for the entire month of raritober
>>30773282
can I come too
>>30773255
I'm going to stare at it.
>>30773255
Nothing.
>>30773288
Only if you bring some chips and whiskey
>>30773312
how do you feel about rum or tequila
Pony manes are complete bullshit and you know it
>>30773255
Nothing, Im going to be working at walmart so i will be inside when it happens
besides, if i wanted to watch the eclipse then I would just look up a video on youtube
>>30773324
any horse athlete who cares about speed and performance will shave their mane.
#1 Mom
>>30773320
Make it rum and two bags then
And you better not get sour cream flavored like a fucking faggot
>>30773328
I also work at walmart. Do you have a ton of morbidly obese coworkers who you hate also?
>>30773158
I want to touch her inappropriately.
>>30773255
It's going to rain here.
>>30773344
>Flurry still can't talk
>>30773359
I dont really hate anybody, but a lot of them do smell like shit.
why do you hate them?
>>30773400
I hate when the fillies protect that cute colt from my cock
>>30773358
alright, I'm bring fritos and jerky
does your unholy portal plan include a provision for ponification or are we going to be stuck as humans
Should I make a thing?
>>30773406
i hate fat people and fat fetishists
>>30773418
Would you like the fillies to protect you instead?
>>30773427
does it involve scootaloo? if so yes
if not then no
>>30773434
I want to willy the colt, not the filly
Do you wish to be the little filly?
>>30773444
yes please
>>30773444
What do you think?
>people think hoovsies are sensitive and ticklish
its fucken bone you retardos
How does this horse manage to make people so mad? The fact that someone tried to kill themselves over her is crazy.
>>30773432
I dont know what it is about walmart that attracts a lot of fat people
>>30773437
It involves someone cuter.
>>30773465
>people thing ponies have bones
they're marshmallow you dorklord
>>30773465
That horse isn't magical
>>30773466
>someone tried to kill themselves over her
wew what
>>30773473
do the cute thing
>>30773465
No it isn't, it's nail, and the frog is like the regular skin on a fingertip.
>>30773480
Why don't you have a filly daughter yet?
>>30773466
She is a marry sue that was shoehorned into the mane cast for no apparent reason.
>>30773466
she is a marysue bullshit reformed villain with a asspull backstory who instantly became the princesses sidekick and a main character
some people would call that bad story telling and lazy writing
>>30773489
Fillies are naughty all the time and they don't accept other colts, only her "daddy", I don't want to fuck my filly daughteru
>>30773486
>Only tried.
>>30773486
AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>30773500
>some people would call that bad story telling and lazy writing
I call those people autistic and looking for any excuse to hate change
Starlight Glimmer has been a key part of most of the best episodes of the last two seasons, this is objective fact. She's far more interesting a character than fluttershy or applejack
>>30773466
Poochie's not all that bad, she's a cute horse who does cute horse things at least
>Not only can the map summon Glammy, but now it can summon fucking Spike
Why the fuck do they keep bullshitting with the rules? At least with the former, it can be argued that it now includes her because of the way she heavily abused it with her magic, but now with the next one it doesn't even make sense. Fuck you whoever shoehorned it into the episode.
>>30773513
>I don't love my filly daughter
Disgusting dude, they need a lot of daddy love
>>30773498
>>30773500
Contain your autism, Barneyfag.
>>30773542
She may be important, but every other character in those episodes are much more entertaining
She plays entirely off of what makes others endearing while having no likable traits of her own
>>30773498
Nah, an obvious reason; they saw how Sunset was recieved and Haber desperately wanted to copy that success. Just she isn't nearly as good, and misses a key difference in sunset: Sunset works due to the twilight of that world being drastically different so she (sunset) can have a role-- Starlight has no unique role in the group and feels redundant due to it.
trixie reminds you that its important to read
>>30773486
>Starlight is causing bronies to an hero.
Holy shit, why is this character so based?
>>30773547
The Castle Gave Spike a throne remember.
>>30773570
This isn't your hugbox, reddit.
>>30773576
>starts screeching about reddit
Really moisturizes theskin
>>30773555
You don't even watch the episodes because she is in it.
>>30773584
>strawmanning this hard
Are you seriously going to try and tell me that Starlight was better than Twilight and Trixie in No Second Prances or literally any of the supporting characters in To Where and Back Again?
>>30773601
she was the best in the S5 finale
>>30773486
>Look at his 'stories'.
Nothing of value was lost, AT ALL.
>>30773576
So having basic human decency is now """""reddit"""?
>>30773616
yes
and god help you if you double-space your posts
>>30773616
don't give edgelords any of your time
>>30773557
I've said this before
I would say that her problem stems from her relationships with the Mane 6. Save Pinkie and Twilight they are not well developed. We saw her hang out and get to know the girls over the course of a montage but that hasn't translated to her interactions with them since.
Glimmer was much more interesting as a villain and could have been interesting for her to be gradually won over to Twilight's side instead of what we got with the Season 6 Finale. The show has an issue with redeeming all of it's villains. You need bad guys in a world like Equestria.
>>30773145
I don't know if I can continue watching this episode anymore, I'm like ten minutes in and it's getting so cringe-worthy seeing Spike acting so autistic and retarded, especially when I know that by the end of it Spike's going to be like "yeah I'm sorry I planned a double date without either of you knowing it but hey let's all go get ice cream or some shit".
>>30773557
>Nah, an obvious reason; they saw how Sunset was recieved and Haber desperately wanted to copy that success.
Citation needed, sweetie.
>>30773608
No, that episode ruined her by making her a ridiculous overpowered pile of shit that can keep up with Twilight for no fucking raisin
She was only good in The Cutie Map
>>30773623
>having this autism
>>30773627
I find the complaints against her being skilled at magic stupid.
filly wants tendies from chik-fil-a but they are closed on sundays.
how do i stop the reeeeeeeeeing
>>30773616
If you are considering suicide because a magical cartoon horse is in your cartoon too much you are losing the capability of me calling you human.
I could waste my time doing something more productive with my life then worry about some retard wanting to suck start a gun over a cartoon.
>>30773630
Hey when you're able to see everything that's going on it's hard to avoid expressing how fucking stupid these niggas are being in the show, especially when Spike is usually the voice of reason too despite being the dumb little brother to Sparklerump's book smarts.
>>30773642
Before in the premiere she shot a laser at the Our Town ponies that was pleb-tier compared to what Twilight could do even though she practiced for years
Suddenly she can time travel and match an alicorn princess like a few weeks later
How could you defend this?
>>30773645
I've got something tender for her
>>30773642
how do you explain a nobody pony who didnt go to magic school being as powerful as the element of magic?
>>30773627
Oh no, a well studied unicorn is as good at magic as the bookworm princess!
Stop the fucking presses!
Did you hear that Moondancer picked Twilight up once?!
CLEARLY SHE MADE A DEAL WITH THE DEVIL TO GET THAT GOOD!
>>30773627
Starlight as a villain was great and I hoped we'd see more of her
not like this though
>>30773647
I can smell the fedora from here familad
>>30773657
She got the time travel scroll from Starswirls library and tweaked it you fucking tard, she didn't make it.
>>30773557
>Starlight has no unique role in the group and feels redundant due to it.
She's season 1 Twilight now that Twilight proper is mini-Celestia, but also she does things Twilight would never do like be friends with Trixie or mind enslave her peers.
>>30773666
Starlight was completely self taught and never went to Celestia's school
Moondancer did go to the school with Twilight
>>30773657
Twilight used a shield spell to redirect the beam, and Starlight stole an incomplete spell from the Starswirl archives to get the time travel spell, and used the map to power it.
>>30773657
twilight only had strong lasers when she had all the magic of the other princesses put ini her
https://exhentai.org/g/1104132/91208c0a48/
>>30773696
So, are you saying that Starlight is smarter then Twilight?
;^)
>>30773699
She was surely capable of a stronger laser because she didn't even struggle when it hit her shield
It was literally nothing to her
>>30773657
She effectively removed,held and stored cutie marks of more than a few ponies in her town. Considering how complicated Cutie Marks can be in the past that takes a certain level of Magical prowess. Also she took the scrolls from Starswirl.
>>30773663
Perhaps she did studying outside of Equestria when it comes to Magic. Her past is something is a mystery still.
>>30773703
is this a real unf or is it something shocking to gross us out?
>>30773705
>the method that you get knowledge somehow reflects your intelligence
Stupid Glimmerfag
>>30773703
why is he sad?
Say what you will about Starlight, but I like their decision to add a giant pony to the case.
>>30773708
>having a strong defense means you have to have a strong attack
no
>>30773718
Very real unf.
>>30773663
Because all powerful unicorns have to study under Celestia and be tied to an element of magic, right?
All of those Eastern Unicorns must have traveled far.
>>30773723
i really wish starlight glimmer would die
>>30773657
Glimmer didn't have friendship powers amplifying her magic at the time, and we've also seen that her repertoire is more utilitarian than direct anyhow.
>>30773758
I'd take her over you
>Glimmer is a MARY SUE!!1
She got routed by FLUTTERSHY for fucks sake.
>>30773777
She's not flawless.
>>30773777
Back when her power level was "has one OP spell and that's it", now she's literally "God of all magic" tier.
I hate Glimmer so much
The show stopped being fun for me when we got episodes about mindrape and suicide
>>30773647
you are actually autistic lmfao
>>30773770
that pic is ugly af
>>30773777
she's got no personality and everything is about her now and all her episodes are boring as fuck
>>30773777
>She got routed by FLUTTERSHY for fucks sake
when
>>30773789
We are arguing about magical horses on 4chan.
We are all autistic.
>>30773797
actually an autistic woman here. i can guarantee you none of you are autistic.
>>30773806
Bitch don't ruin this for me, I need that meal ticket!
>>30773785
>"has one OP spell and that's it
She was Magically proficient since her first episode
It boggles my mind people forget this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjqqZLa3Ysg
>>30773816
They forget it because they need a reason to sperg about when their argument gets backed into a corner.
>>30773806
But I'm diagnosed
do you think ponies like the taste of human cum?
>>30773828
diagnosis revoked
welcome to neurotypicality
>>30773824
why tf is she so strong tho. how could she overpower a fucking alicorn. the goddamn element of magic.
her power is bullshit. it's just bad writing.
>>30773816
>>30773785
>upgraded shield spell
>missile spell
>cutie mark removal spell
She was way above average from any unicorn besides Twilight, and even knew some spells the latter didn't know from the very beginning. The only advantage Twilight had over her is her ability to learn spells fast. Starlight spent the entire season to learn her ice cube spell, self levitation and the time travel spell.
>>30773816
Yet nothing compared to Twilight
Then in her very next appearance she's on par with her for no reason other than the plot needed her to be
>>30773806
Is that you, MT?
>>30773828
>>30773833
If only
Maybe then I could actually have friends
>>30773835
>how could she overpower a fucking alicorn.
Ask Celestia why every fight she has evver been in ends with her getting her shit kicked in.
>>30773835
Magic Duels in Equestria don't come down to power. Anyone who is competent can take down an opponent given the right moment. It's like boxing and Martial arts. You leave yourself open or flinch and it's game over for you.
Twilight didn't have time react to Glimmer's spell before it was too late.
https://youtu.be/GqErEdoAJBI
>new episode of mlp sucked
>new episode of rick and morty sucked
reeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>30773839
>yet nothing compared to Twilight
As was stated before
>Magic Missile
>Cutie Mark Removal
>Shield Spell
To add on to that
>Teleportation
Something that not every Unicorn can do with Ease.
Come on man...
>>30773864
chrysalis overpowered her because she was also an alicorn and also had a power boost
she gave up her power in the season 4 finale because she knew tirek had a huge fucking power boost
as for the rest everyone knows celestia just likes to chill out while twilight takes care of the problem
>>30773839
Twilight is book smarts, Starlight is if anything a survivalist.
The most we have seen Twilight do is charm a doll once.
>>30773888
>teleportation
>Something that not every Unicorn can do with Ease
She literally told Trixie it was entry-level
And the Cake's babbie did it in season 2
>>30773886
>reddit and memey
>>30773899
Cake's babby doesn't count
she was full of wild magic
>>30773886
Ironically, rick and morty was never good past season 1.
>>30773899
Entry level was shit that isn't alive.
My main problem with the new episode isn't even that Spike was acting retarded
He was, but why in the fuck were Twiggles and Stiggles condoning him keeping Thorax and Ember separated?
Is he really to blame for all of it when they egged him on and never said anything about how stupid it was?
>>30773926
Everyone got to wear the stupid horse hat.
>>30773899
The cake's baby managed to pass through walls with ease. That doesn't mean that's an entry level spell.
>>30773899
>She literally told Trixie it was entry-level
What episode was this?
>>30773861
>>30773906
Ironically, rick and morty was never good.
>>30773934
All Bottled Up
>>30773926
The real twilight would have told spike to calm down and try to rationally solve the problem.
To answer your question, shes an idiot for plot reasons because the creators dont know how to write for shit, nor care about the fucking show at all. They just want their fucking paycheck
>>30773944
you uhhhhh doing okay sweetie
>>30773943
>Starlight Glimmer: Okay, Trixie, what kinds of spells did you want to work on next?
>Trixie: Well, every self-respecting magician has a disappearing act, so maybe we could start with that?
>Starlight Glimmer: Hmmm. Nothing just disappears, so that's technically a teleportation spell, and those are pretty hard. Maybe we should start with something smaller.
>Trixie: No-no-no-no. The Great and Powerful Trrrrrixie goes big or not at all! Just tell me how you do it.
>technically a teleportation spell, and those are pretty hard.
> those are pretty hard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQxT7ab07jk
>>30773959
you honestly expect me to have seen this and care about it? everything past season 4 was shitty
>>30773964
Ebin
>>30773964
>lies about things
>talks shit about the show when called out
good talk
How magical is Sweetie Belle?
What do you suppose the different regions of his body are like?
Do you think his light green parts are the harder carapace or is that the green torso bit.
>>30773964
>>30773964
Nice argument.
>>30773972
somewhat magical
>>30773970
does this mean we get to have sex now?
>>30773793
>all her episodes are boring as fuck
t. has never made new friends before
the glim/trixie episodes are the most realistic depictions of an actual friendship the show has had
>>30773938
Hello Chubby!
I'm Anon.
Filly Filly Filly
I'm gonna step on the Filly
>>30773974
touch him and find out
>>30773986
are you a pony
>>30773964
>Damage Controlling this hard
I'm not even a Starlight Glimmer fan but I hate it when people like you bump your gums about and try to act you know what you're talking about.
>>30773988
Mostly because of Trixie, an enjoyable character, and less so because of the pink cancer
>>30773988
doesn't make it interesting.
I want to befriend a million fillies.
>>30773969
>>30773970
>
>>30773975
>>30773976
>>30773997
>>30773997
>implying he's the same guy and not trying to make the original look even more retarded
>>30774011
They are both pretty retarded.
>>30773994
But if I touch him I might catch the gay.
>>30774000
>Trixie.
>Enjoyable character.
Are you having a stroke?
>>30774016
We have electro shock therapy for that.
Can ponies be anime?
>>30774015
There's only one dumb party in this situation.
>>30774026
>30774020 (You)
>>30774033
>>30774020
trixie is the fucking best shut up faggot
>>30774026
No
They can be weebs, though
Just look at Flutterbutter and the hotdog horse
>>30774026
>>30774032
Why is Glimmer in my milf adult moon rune book?
>>30773972
she is friends with the princess so she has access to the best magical enhancement steroids
>>30774056
and titty drugs too
You wouldn't a little filly (human).
>>30774081
Sweetie Belle with big tits is cute.
>>30774090
Fillies have no right being that sexy
>>30774090
I'd rather BE the filly (human)
>>30774106
looks closer to a mare to me
>>30774090
I love fillies with heart eyes.
>>30774106
Anon filly was made to be dicked by other humans.
Help! I need somepony!
>>30774110
What would you do as a little filly?
>>30774123
maneuver around
>>30774123
Isn't it obvious?
>>30773163
>>30773163
recycling, I like it!
>>30774131
Let other Anons relieve their stress using your sexy filly body?
y'all
>>30774141
Go to bed AJ
Threadly reminder, one day they'll run out of ideas again, and they'll need a new main character again. And when that new unicorn takes over the show, Starlight will be written as a complete retard to make Spaceshine Snowflake look more interesting. And eventually Starlight will be completely killed off the show. History repeats itself. The click is ticking, Anon.
darlingbro
>>30774156
But Starlight is already a complete retard
>>30774156
But Anon, you are not a unicorn.
>>30774121
Anypony?
slut
>>30774156
>Twilight gets written out
>Starlight becomes the new Celestia
>Spaceshine becomes the new Twilight
>>30774189
>the scary part is that this could easily be the premise of G5
>>30774090
You're right, I wouldn't a cheap Chinese knock off pony. Ever.
>>30774198
rude
Is there more to life than pony butts?
https://derpibooru.org/1178678
https://derpibooru.org/1220763
Post waifus
>>30774244
>>30774244
She about to get ECLIPSED.
>>30774244
>>30774245
Why is she so perfect?
>>30774253
She just is.
>>30774244
Filly did a thing.
It was cute because she's a filly.
>>30774244
>>30774274
Would fillies be cute in bed, too?
Filly is the danger.
>>30774268
THATS MY WAIFU
She's so adorable even when being a slut.
>>30774268
Rarity you have to stop eating heart shaped boxes.
It's becoming a problem.
>>30774244
>>30774244
>>30774317
Only in the dougverse, Appul
>>30774334
I would jump through the portal to this dougverse.
>>30774342
not this dougverse though
Anon for the last time, traps are gay and "I fuck cute things" is not a sexual orientation.
>>30774364
if i am so gay then why do i hate gays???
>>30774356
Kiss the pretty cream coated fashion mare.
>>30774356
what do you think it feels like sitting next to rarity?
>>30774380
Like sitting next to a slut.
Someone tried to tell me there was more to life than shitposting about ponies.
I still don't believe them.
>>30774395
>>30774244
All the ponies are sluts.
Look at them.
With their big ol' eyes.
>>30774411
can someone make this TOP TRASH please
Don't let your fillies view the eclipse today without proper gear.
They have very large eyes and will go blind like that one filly no one likes.
>>30774448
Rude.
>>30774454
Yes she is a smelly filly who bumps into things too much.
>>30774448
>no one likes
You're wrong.
>>30774334
did klondike make this shit
>>30774454
>>30774458
>"I have never fapped to this filly"
a phrase i am never again able to speak. srsy its in my top 10 pony fap regrets.
>>30774464
There's nothing wrong with fapping to fillies.
https://derpibooru.org/880237
https://derpibooru.org/891094
https://derpibooru.org/891866
https://derpibooru.org/899670
>>30774458
I imagine having her around is just constantly hearing a soft -
>*thunk* "ow"
While she tries to find her way around.
>>30774471
And then when she bumps face first into your crotch she wants to kiss it to make it better.
>>30774469
fapping to fillies is great but i accidentally fapped to a filly abuse fic and that is where i draw the line.
>>30774478
You wouldn't trick a blind fily into giving you a blowjob.
>>30773151
>not canon
>>30774478
>>30774479
People like you are the reason why the NSA is watching us.
>>30774485
What if the NSA guys are into fillies too?
>>30774487
I'd be surprised if they hadn't gone native at this point.
>>30774481
In a heartbeat. Snowdrop is a sexy filly.
>>30774483
Anon, don't you think that you'd be much happier enjoying a cute horse instead of posting dead memes over and over?
>>30773466
Absolute shit Mary Sue with literal retard fans.
But at least the design is decent (when it doesn't look like she's bald).
>>30774492
That's a cute wild horse.
I would put out traps for her.
>>30774491
Well, we can agree on that one, but I would teach her about sex stuff before rutting her.
>>30774489
The FBI already fell into the trap.
>>30774479
I wish there was a good lovingand lewdfic with Snowdrop. Filly needs some love.
>>30774499
Anon please don't trap the ponies under a laundry basket
>>30774512
If she didn't want to be trapped under a laundry basket she should have considered the legitimacy of a sandwich in the wild.
>>30774511
DELETE THIS
Glim Glam trademarked masturbooping
>>30774517
>He doesn't know about wild sandwich bushes.
Anon, how do you expect to survive in the wild?
>>30774513
>Featureless filly crotch
>>30774521
>this pic was originally uploaded a year and a month before No Second Prances
How will Glimmerniggers ever recover?
>too many purples
>>30774542
I'd accidentally pump this purple
Are you guys ready for when the moon hits the sun?
horses should operate operationally
>>30774553
watch the eclipse cuddling your Nightmare Moon plushie waifu
>>30774542
>>30774479I accidentally started reading a rapefic of the CMC where they're kidnapped, raped and sold off as sexual slaves (except Sweetie, she got taken by one of their captors as his wife). It was kind of hot for all the wrong reasons. I really hate myself for reading it.
Purple pones are for sexual.
all purples
all shades
>>30774573
purple lyras are for sexual
>>30774578
This is not a cute poner.
>>30774608
Yeah, people should really stop posting that non canon trash
yeah, EqG needs panty shots
>>30774619
Every single one of those actors are unattractive to me.
>>30774619
There was like a frame or two with Ponk's panties in them during The Art of Friendship
>>30774619
>>30774647
>3dpd doug people
>>30774647
>>30774647
>>30774653
There were teams of people involved int he process that made these.
They thought okay this is good enough.
Money was exchanged for these.
>>30774647
>>30774653
Thank God I didn't grow up with this kind of shit
Literal nightmare fuel
Booping internally.
Booping externally while you boop internally
>>30774647
*blocks your path*
>>30774090
>>30774110
>>30774123
Get back where you belong >>30720646
>>30774693
*pushes them over*
ponies can't stand on their hind legs
>Ywn watch as your cum fills your crystal filly's womb.
Starlight isn't the new main character, she's like the green ranger of the team.
>>30773145
Why is spike always retarded for no reason other than 'for the plot'?
Spike episodes never cease to amaze me with how cringe they get.
>>30774742
Who's the black ranger?
>>30774716
Silly horses thinking they're people
When will they learn
>>30774744
Bad writers.
There's no other excuse.
>>30773703
Neathttps://exhentai.org/s/8e5950cc2b/973471-4
Stupid sexy purple.
>>30774742
So she's going to die?
>>30774764
Hopefully
you will never wake up in Sunset's love shack
>>30774765
>>30774761
Silly Marker, we're nowhere near ready for new horse.
>>30774766
I want to wake up inside of Sunset Shimmer
>>30774763
Kampfy Chair.
>>30774765
What is she going to leave behind for Twilight when she dies? Burai gave Geki his shield thingy and flute thingy
>>30774766
How does an illegal immigrant afford a place that comfy by selling fish?
Unless she took horse gold with her
>>30774779
Her kites
Marker is getting impatient
>>30774784
Selling fish is a metaphor for prostitution.
>>30774784
She camwhorses
>>30774785
>instead of avenging her they just fly kites
Well, as long as they have fun
>>30774786
I'm going to poke that dock.
>>30774795
That's how you get kicked Anon.
>>30774800
I'll be fine, she'll be paralyzed by ecstasy from my touch.
>>30774804
>50 shades of purple
>>30774763
>>30774804
Purp is such a dork
>>30774804
Ponies sure do love hearts.
>>30774745
Applejack
>>30774812
You have no idea
>>30774825
I like hearts a lot. Does that mean I have a pony inside of me?
>>30774836
Nah.
It just means you're a faggot
>>30774845
Shut up and kiss me, homo.
The time for purple is over
We /pink/ now
>>30774862
What if we combined Cadance and Pinkie into an even pinker pony?
Headcanon: Dragons have very sensitive feet.
>>30774862
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIb9EE8Z1Mo
>>30774865
That'd be 2pink
How could you get pinker than Pank without it looking awful?
>>30774872
>>30774862
No
Fuck you
We purp
>>30774872
3D animation was a mistake
How about pink AND purple.
>>30774874
I just want an extremely pink alicorn party love princess I can cuddle
Stop all the nonsense.
We're WHITE.
>>30774884
Nigga she pink
>>30774884
That's pink tho
>>30774884
Then why did you post a pink pony?
>>30774887
>>30774890
>>30774895
White.
>>30774884
Why is she covered in cum?
>>30774897
Superior pink pony
I heard a rumor that Rarity is the biggest slut in town.
>all these wrong people
>>30774900
You heard wrong, they were saying "Rarity's PINK FRIEND".
Rainbow Dash keeps spreading horrible rumors about Rarity
>>30774900
I heard a rumor that guy anonymous sucked 37 dicks in a row and kissed a bunch of stallions with a mouth full of horse cum.
>>30774907
What an insufferable cunt.
>>30774912
She's truly worst pony.
>>30774907
Why would she do that to her girlfriend?
I heard that Fluttershy is only shy ironically.
>only murrica gets the eclipse
Fuck you. I hope you'll choke on a burger.
>>30774926
I'll enjoy it twice as hard for you, anon
I heard Twilight isn't even that purple.
My purple is acting strangely. Is something wrong with her?
>>30774900
Wrong fashion horse.
>>30774926
I saw an eclipse in 1999. My grandparents actually lived near the location where the eclipse was the longest.
It was cool
>>30774935
Both Coco and Rarity are pure. As are all fashion ponies.
>>30774933
Yeah, she got replaced by a slut
>>30774935
IT'S ANAL PONY!
>>30774942
>>30774945
Coco wants nothing more than a thick load of cum deep in her fertile earth pony womb.
What if Thorax has a crush on Spike?
>>30774926
I'll make sure to bite into a burg at that exact moment just for you, Anon
>>30774947
Coco wants nothing more than to find a nice husband that will support her fashion career and help her out with her projects and love her like no one ever has before. A strong husband that will stand up for her when she's getting pushed around would be really good for her.
She's also a pure virgin.
>>30774957
She works in the fashion industry, Anon. She's had so many dicks in her that not even Twilight could count how many.
Filly wants a refill
>>30774969
All fashion ponies are pure virgins.
Except for Suri. She's a turbo slut.
Who is this "Coco" you're talking about and what does she have to do with Miss Pommel
>>30774978
When she was working for her, Suri had Coco get gang banged by stallions so she could laugh at her pitiful cum covered and filled form.
>>30774993Dammit anon that's my fetish
I love fashion whorses
>>30774994And it's totally believable too. Coco would be willing to do anything to have a chance in the fashion industry before meeting Rarity.
>>30774999
I like fashion stallions.
>>30775003
Anon please it's too early for this boner
Just a daily reminder that Spike/Ember/Thorax is best OT3.
>>30774926
Don't worry, I will shoot the moon for you.
>>30775025
Nuh uh.
>>30774999
I bet theres nothing under that cloth
>>30775015Try not to think about how eager Coco would be after a session, asking if she did a good job while cum drips from her mane. As her marehood winks and a glob of seed falls from her lips, she wonders if Suri knows she'll be going into heat soon. Surely Suri won't let them cum inside then, right?
>>30775015
Ponies casually speaking of kinky sex is incredibly hot
Why do I feel like from now on Spike's episodes will revolve around his friendship with Thorax and Ember?
inseminate all fashion poners
>>30775049Suri should get a leash and collar and walk Coco around the seediest parts of manehatten during. Maybe a blindfold and ball gag too
ALL fashion pones
Go on, Anon, fuck her until she'sredeemed
>>30775084
Redemptions are bad mmkay?
>>30775084
But I want her to stay a bitch forever.And I want to see her dominate Elusive
Ember compares Spike and Thorax's cum.
What do you think?
>>30775092
I need to know the exact method that she used to get their cum first
>>30775092
Thorax cum taste like skittles
>>30775094
Clawjob
>>30775094
For science?
>>30775098
No, I just want to unf
>>30775078Definitely with the blindfold and ball gag. Suri will tell the stallions do whatever they want since Coco is on birth control, even though she is on no form of birth control. Even if Coco wanted to say something she couldn't, and she also doesn't want to disappoint Suri, so she'll chance it.
her friendship glands grew three sizes that day
>>30775105
I want to rub Ember's smooth chest
>>30775101
Either clawjob or blowjob.
>Today is Cupcake Day
>>30775111
It was most definitely a clawjob. And it was painful for both Spike and Thorax.
Will people ever change their minds about the changelings' new design?
>>30775123
or two claws up each butthole and tickle their prostates until they cum
>>30775123
>>30775131
And Spike and Thorax kiss while Ember jerks them both off.
>>30775123
They're big guys
>>30775135
No, no, Ember pegs Thorax while Spike sucks him off.
>>30775144
>rape
>>30775150
You can't rape the dragon lord. But she can rape you.
lube it up, Anon
or don't
she don't care
>>30775173
Ember has a strict no lube policy. You want her gem covered strap on or her fist up there you're going to have to take it like a man
Tomorrow's my birthday. Let's celebrate by posting Pinkie.
>>30775178
Who the fuck is Pinkie
>>30775178
Happy almost birthday.
>>30775178
>Having a pre-birthday party
>when you know you'll get a birthday party and and afterparty party
Anon, I think you are abusing Pinkie's parties.
pic related is her cutie mark under her armor
>>30775200
What a girly pony
I bet she likes wearing frilly dresses too
>>30775203
I bet she spends hours in the mirror trying on pretty dresses when she's not out conquering
>>30775135
>>30775189
I love Pinkie so much
She fills my heart up with sunshine sunshine
>>30775245
Do you love her enough tomarry her
what if your ponk is a ponified dougmonster?
What ships between characters in the show do you support?
>>30775255
The dougmonster is a shallow copy of the real Ponk.
Anyone would immediately realize that the ponk he is dealing with is a fake.
>>30775255
>>30775258
Tree Hugger x Zephyr Breeze
Rainbow Dash x Rarity
Fluttershy x Rarity
Me x Shining Armor and Cadance
Me x Elusive
>>30775259
But the pone Ponk is just a shallow copy too
The real Pank died in S1 when she was cute and endearing and not a screaming retard
>>30775258
Besides the best ship which is Friendship, these two
>>30775274
Remember that episode where Pinkie had nothing to do with the plot but she would constantly pop out of the most random places just to scream "forever" at Twilight?
>>30775274
Are you saying Smile Smile Smile Ponk isn't the real Pank?
Headcanon: Spike is bisexual.
>>30775281
>he doesn't remember that Pinkie had a reason to scream forever
Pleb who doesn't rewatch episodes spotted
>>30775299
I'll just pretend that you wrote "pansexual" instead, cause I really want to post this stupid edit again.
>>30775308
Rarity masturbating to the thought of Spike taking a big, strong cock.
Rarity giving Spike her big strock cock
>>30775304
You could remove Pinkie from the episode entirely and not much would change. Just because she had a reason doesn't mean it wasn't annoying and unnecessary
Remember when Pinkie harassed Dash until she hung out with her?
>>30775311
Rarity letting Spike model her new line of dresses for baby dragons.Rarity training Spike to be the perfect feminized boy slut by whoring him out to random stallions
Butts
>>30775324
Yes, it was cute and fun and you should stop being such a grouch.
>>30775346
But I think Pinkie is cute and fun to this day. I just think people complaining about her being annoying, random, or different from her S1 counterpart stupid.
Forget the episode, but remember when Pinkie twisted her whole head around so she could make a dumb joke?
>>30775389
>>30775413
>>30775431
Filly is a one pump chump.
Fillying Guarantees Citizenship
>>30775527
not foaling?
>>30775591
b-booty?
>>30775431
*rarity claims*
I feel like most of Spike's episodes from now on are gonna focus on his friendship with Thorax and Ember.
>>30775730
what's she doing over there?
>tfw glimmerfags are trying to delete all the threads
>>30775794
What do you fags care, you never set foot outside this place, anyway.
>>30775815
I visit other generals
>>30775865
>Fillies: the cause and solution to all of the world's problems
Glimmy is a lovely mare, but 30+ threads is a bit much.
Clearly it's some convoluted false fag operation.
>>30775921
most of the threads are already deleted
>>30775921
Kill yourself, faggot.
For real though Glimglam is a great pony and one of my favourite of the cast because she has a unique reaction to situations that isn't determined by fucking colour-coded archetype single-trait bullshit. Also she makes autistic REEEEEtards absolutely livid with impotent rage, but that's a side benefit.
>>30775973
Finally, a cute pony that doesn't elicit a nauseating sensation.
>>30775966
She's quite a catch that's for sure
>>30774901
>>30773974
The dark green shell, wing cover and his horns are hard chitin but rest of him is soft, squishy and huggable.
>>30775966
>she has a unique reaction
Which is using her magic to get whatever she wants, without giving a fuck about the consequences, always. She's not even an archetype, she's an automaton.
>>30775966
Liking something on the internet just because it makes others mad is probably the most cancerous cultural development of the past 10 years.
>>30776107
To be fair, these people are probably the same /b/tards who used to post ponies to trigger everyone, and never cared about the show. Now that you can't trigger anyone with ponies anymore, they see in Starlight the last chance of getting their precious salt.
FUCK
ITS OVERCAST HERE I CANT SEE THE ECLIPSE
>>30776107
>but that's a side benefit
reading comprehension is hard
>>30776148
I was going to get my fucking telescope out and take pictures
Wake up to fucking RAIN OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE
>>30776148
>>30776168
>going outside
>>30776148
youre on the internet dude, just look it up on youtube
>>30776206
THATS NOT THE FUCKING SAME
>>30776214
how is it not the same?
>>30776148
>>30776168
You're not alone, where I am it's as though a blanket is draped across the sky, and doesn't look like it will be going away any time soon.
How did we go from this
>>30776224
To this?
>>30776217
>how is it not the same?
lick it, Oval
>>30776220
I fucking hate this so much
>>30776214
There are literally 100s of videos on youtube of the eclipse you fucking retard
>>30776224
>>30776234
Booty rocking?
>>30776235
The fillies made me do it.
>>30776246
>watching videos
>the same as watching it live from your fucking porch or anywhere in the path of totality
And you're calling him a retard?
>>30776148
Reminds me of the moon eclipse from 2010
>>30776259
I dont know what year you live in, but in our year we have these things called cameras that can record moving images perfectly in full color.
>>30776271
>perfectly
>>30776271
Yeah, and I have one that I was going to use to take pictures of the eclipse as I watched it from my porch.
What's it like to be a mental midget?
>>30776148
Try staring at Luna's butt instead.
>>30776261
THAT
IS SO GOD DAMN OLD HOLY SHIT
Remember, to be a true Celestia fan you need to stare directly into the sun for as long as possible.
>>30776259
Explain the fucking difference then.
>>30776297
It's not that fucking old man. I'm pretty sure I have even older drawings.
There's also the alternate versions
>>30776302
I can look directly at the fucking eclipse through my binoculars with solar filters like I did the last one. Don't reply to me again you brainlet
>>30776320
Also I'm pretty sure this Zecora was Klondork's
>there are people here that don't like eclipses
I thought we were smarter than this
>>30776323
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gN_8NRLuBA
here you go, theres a video of the eclipse. you didnt even have to leave the comfort of your home. idiot.
>>30776339
>liking sings of the apocalypse from the gods
Not everyone is a heretic cultist that wants everything dead like you Anon
>>30776341
I said don't reply to me again, you literal retard
>>30776328
Yep
>>30776349
Make me.
>>30776349
>cant justify watching the eclipse in real life
>"s-shut up! s-stop talking!!"
nice meme my dude
>>30776341
I DIDN'T KNOW ITS SUPPOSED TO GET THAT DARK
OH FUCK
>>30776366
>>cant justify watching the eclipse in real life
lol
>stutter-posting
Good to know you're proud of being a brainlet
>>30776259
Right? The guy must live in a basement.
>>30776320
>There was a time when we thought Trixie was this powerful
>>30776375
i cant even tell if your serious or just acting retarded
>being so proud of being ignorant as to why people would enjoy solar eclipses
>being so jealous that people enjoy solar eclipses that you act like there is no difference as to watching a solar eclipse yourself versus a video
bahahahaha, this is actually hilarious. these people don't really exist, right?
>>30776390
The only one acting retarded here is you, stutter-poster >>>/v/
>>30776389
There was also a time where we thought you will work on the goddamn game.
Damn were we all wrong huh
>>30776398
>>30776398
>>30776398
How does one lord over the dragons?
>>30776392
If people want to watch the solar eclipse then thats fine. But dont fucking pretend that theres any difference between real life and a recording. We dont live in the 1930s anymore, technology is advanced.
At least try to give a reason as to why its better to watch it in real life
>>30776421
it gets you out of the house.