715: Triple Threat
Written by Josh Hamilton
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5xf5uv
Friendship is Magic #57 is still storytimed here!
>>30688389
How did you like the episode? Did you like seeing Ember and Thorax again? Spike get called on by the map? All the other ponies?
>>30753977
Previous thread.
>>30763856
Kill yourself Rainbow Dash
time for durgans
big
stallion
snuggles
714: Fame and Misfortune
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5wsmg6
My Little Pony: The Movie Look & Find is still storytimed here (spoilers!)
>>30661539
COUNTDOWN
http://mlpg.co/countdown/
716: Campfire Tales -When their sister camping trip is ruined by Fly-ders, Applejack, Rarity, and Rainbow Dash tell Sweetie Belle, Apple Bloom, and Scootaloo the stories of their favorite legends; inspired by the tales, the girls make the most out of their new situation.
717: To Change a Changeling -Starlight Glimmer and Trixie try to get Thorax's brother Pharynx to accept their new way by sharing love and transforming so he doesn't undermine Thorax's leadership, and that the hive will ultimately accept him.
718: Daring Done -When Rainbow Dash's favorite author, A.K. Yearling, announces her retirement, Dash convinces Pinkie Pie to go on a quest to find out if the book on Daring Do really will be closed forever.
719: It Isn't the Mane Thing About You -When Rarity's shampoo is accidentally switched with Zecora's magical remover potion, she does everything she can to fix her devastated mane in time for an upcoming photo shoot.
720: A Health of Information -While helping Fluttershy gather supplies, Zecora comes down with a terrible disease called Swamp Fever; even though a cure has not been discovered, Fluttershy makes it her mission to heal Zecora no matter what it takes.
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
>filly
721: Marks and Recreation -Wanting to help as many blank flanks as possible, the CMCs start a Cutie Mark Day Camp, but are surprised when one of their campers doesn't want a cutie mark.
722: Once Upon a Zeppelin -Twilight is torn when she discovers the cruise she and her family are on is a themed vacation experience in which ponies have paid for the privilege of spending time with her, and she must please both her family and the cruise attendees.
723: Secrets and Pies -When Pinkie Pie thinks she see Rainbow Dash throw away one of her pies, she suspects the worst - that Rainbow Dash secretly hates her pies; Pinkie Pie attempts to catch Rainbow Dash in her web of lies.
724:Uncommon Bonds
725:Shadow Play, Part I
726:Shadow Play, Part II
>>30763870
Fabulous darling.
Filly asks if you were a SNES kid or a Genesis kid.
>>30763874
>>30763882
>>30763884
STOP THIS AT ONCE
>>30763882
I can't believe Sombra is coming back
>>30763888
Hey, you got trips. Checked.
>>30763896
Trololololololololololololololololololololololololololol
>>30763902
HAHAHA SALT
Do you think Rarity would ever fuck a changeling?
>>30763906
HAHAHA SOUR
>>30763885
Only fags had a SNES
Thorax teasing Spike by changing into Rarity and masturbating.
>sisterinlawteru
>>30763885
Only retards had a Genesis.
So did the show writers decide to twist the knife by making Thorax a wimpy homosexual, or was this the plan all along?
>>30763918
You're an idiot.
The ending of that word makes no sense, what is a "sister in lawter"?
>>30763915
>Thorax teasing
confirmed for not watching the show
he'd be thrilled to find out about Spike's crush so he can turn into a stallion version and give Spike the plowing he so deeply desires
>>30763932
It rhymes.
>>30763935
You mean Elusive (The R63 version of Rarity)?
>>30763941
What is a lawter?
>>30763950
don't ever speak to me again
>>30763967
What did I do?
>>30763962
You're just jealous because I invented and named a brand new concept. Now everyone will want to have a sisterinlawteru, and they'll be using my word, not yours.
>>30763992
You didn't invent anything, you just made up a word for something that already existed.
What is a lawter?
>Colt
Is Spike finally getting something to do in the series? He's an ambassador, and is friends with Thorax and Ember.
In a very special episode of Friendship is Magic, the mane six pledge their support to Hezbollah in their struggle against Israeli imperialism.
>motherinlawteru
>>30763870
>"Draw me like one of your Prance mares."
KLONDIKE DRAW THE GAY DEER BUG ALREADY
FRIDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS
>>30764017
COLOR THIS SHIT GREEEEEEEN
https://i.4cdn.org/trash/1503175526448.png
Filly has become addicted to filly treats.
Colt has become addicted to filly teats.
Femanon is horsepregnant!
again
Anon has become addicted to fillies.
Anon has become addicted to shit posting.
>>30764038
Look, he's doing it again.
>>30764027
>>30764032
>>30764034
>>30764035
>>30764038
this is the quality posting i come to mlpg for
>>30764043
You aren't making things any better.
>>30764017
Can't I'm playing Pone DND
>>30764051
DRAW HIM AFTER THEN
>>30764043
>coming the MLPG
There's your first mistake
Find a flaw.
>>30764060
Her accent and her knot-gaped pussy.
>>30764053
HOW ABOUT I DRAW HIMDURING?!
>>30764077
OK BUT IT HAS TO BE LEWD
What if Rarity is the biggest slut in town?
>>30764006
Hope he will score Twilight one day.
>>30764077
Don't forget to exaggerate his moose-like qualities.
Because that nigga is a moose.
>>30764088
what if Caramel were the largest slut in town?
>>30764088
>what if
>>30764098
>>30764097
HES A DEER(SEE: ELF)
>>30764108
that shit is a moose, he stands taller than a teen dragon. Plus he has the goofy fucking shovel antlers, too.
>>30764105
>what ot make of this
>>30764105giant homo stallion
>>30764118
>>30764103
>Will suck dick for castle gems
>>30763914
The SNES was a better console than the Genesis.
>>30764077
d-during what?
The show slipped into a corner.
- The plot is dull, the problem is sucked from the finger
- Spike - how was a dull down and stayed. And all the episodes with him are so fucked up.
- Torax - how can this faggot in general be a ruler? Not only that, whinny, but also shiny deer. It would be better to kill him fucked.
- Amber - too cattle, RD - egghead in comparison with it. Sympathy did not cause.
- SG - much has been said. Superfluous in the series.
The episode is shit / 10
Show is fucked, more than half the season, and not one of them was not.
A little while and it's time to drop.
>>30764128
>comes ot a sudden
>>30764025
I want to make a hung deer my bitch
If he's so gay how is he going to establish a royal lineage?Will Spike have to give him advice for that too?
>>30764129
Dance little dragon, dance.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJivu2ERRU4
>>30764141
Yeah but some of the background ponies were cute so it's 9/10 just great fuck you for criticizing
>>30764142
>tfw I almost fell for it
>>30764164
changeling anatomy is weird
I bet he can fertilize eggs or mpreg his subjects or something
>>30764164
Some creatures change sex to reproduce and make them eternal.
May be his case.
>>30764164
Female changeling just shapeshifts her vag into her butt and grows a dick.
>>30764096
That colt is GAY
And he is MINE
>Ember
Stop being a brute, try to express your feelings.
>Thorax
Stop being shy and show a little authority, let people respect you.
>Spike
Don't be racist.
>>30764164
I thought only the queen could reproduce?
Oh wait...
>>30764154
>The Everfree deer are all desperate to get fucked by outlanders because they're all so massively endowed they can't fuck each other
Bug butt
>>30764192
Nope.
>>30764242
yuh huh
Fillies should only cuddle with humans. Y/N
I thought the episode was better than I expected it to be. How about you?
I'm gonna call it a day
Good night, MLPG
>>30764141
Fuck off BEA
>>30764131
Nah
>>30764267
Same.
>>30764267
It was.
I still can't say i liked it much overall.
Spike was shit. Ember and ugliness notwithstanding Thorax made the episode.
>>30764267
Kind of same here.
At first I thought: "oh, hey, here's a lame-ass Spike episode..."; but I enjoyed the second half after all.
>>30764267
I enjoyed it quite a bit
Which is way more than I can say about most other spike episodes
>>30764287
But Thorax is adorable
>>30764267
I thought it was going to be more cringy than faggot made it out to be
there were some nice moments all the time(yes,including Spike ones like Lyra and Bon Bon or having actual worries of an ambassador in the first part)
the last third was indeed the highlight and refreshing at the same time
>>30764267
I enjoyed it at least more than episode 100 which was anti-good
>>30764267
I expecter better at first, but then I remembered that Spike is written best when he's a secondary character. Shame for him, he literally was the episode's problem in the end.
>>30764303
>expecter
expected*
At least we won't have any Spike episodes for the rest of the season. Besides Daring Done and the Pinkie episode everything seems promising enough.
>>30764346
Why aren't you?
>>30764346
sorting ~1,000 playing cards isn't something to d n an empty stomach.
I'm surprised that this episode hasn't got 10/10s across the board like every other one but then I remember that it's a Spike episode so it's automatically bad to most people.
>>30763882
>Shadow play
................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
OOOOH YEAAAAAAAAAAH
>>30763856
Episode revolving around Ember and Rainbow Dash when?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMJsqXzz5zs
>>30764445
Just another reason to stick with 2D
>it's a spike episode
>it's a 'spike is incompetent and fucks up completely and unbelievably' episode
>it's a 'hey guys look at the background pony!! le derpy xd' episode
>it's a running from recognisable locale to locale trying-to-keep-two-people-from-meeting script episode
>>30764445
Real horses scare me.
>>30763882
>Shadow Play
Are the Mane 6 going to go to Nvidia HQ to fight Jensen Huang?
>>30764445
So real horses fart a lot, How much do poners fart? They have a pretty different diet than real horses.
>>30764501
Our little horses d not have anuses so they cannot fart.
http://i.imgur.com/undefined.jpeg
>>30764518
wrong
>>30764527
I think you should stick to derpibooru
>>30764531
But babies don't come out of butts.
>>30764527
>undefined
http://i.imgur.com/1AvVV4k.jpg
Whoops, was just excited to post good porn.
>>30764535
>>30764535
but if they have a vaginu than they have a butthole
>>30764501
also a lot of the same
lots of it probably, but the bright side is pones are the best at fart jokes
>>30764548
but that's not porn
it's not even softcore
here
https://derpibooru.org/1514995
>>30764551
Randy Stair disagrees with you mate
https://derpibooru.org/1415069
Scootaloo is for sexual.
>>30764548
Are we sharing bad porn we like now?
http://i.imgur.com/wNJeg9i.gif
Fillies are like [object Object].
What would you do if you had a ponybot?
>>30764604
Put my brain in it
>>30764566
>>30764647
touch
>>30764667
Which one gets the cherry?
>>30764675
They'd probably share it.
>>30764267
I enjoyed it. I liked Ember.
>>30764014
France has been canon since S1 tho.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2Vuod03IeU
>>30764712
She wants that bug D
>>30764667
>>30764675
I'd take all three of those cherries.
string
can
>>30764776
Jizzfluff.
Son of Jizzbutt.
>>30763856
Remember when episodes featured ponies other than starlight glimmer?
>>30764152
sauce?
>>30764346I am, and it's beginning to disgust me to a level I've never felt before. So fuck off.
Evening, MLPG. How did today's episode treat ya?
>>30764790
Yeah, those episodes sucked.
>>30764776
Filly
>>30764800
It was ok especially the "you are literally the same pony" thing Ember did.what the fugg?
>>30764816
Dragons man
Fucking racists
>>30764346
I nicked my finger on my saw and it hurt.
I might not be able to finish my project for weeks.
https://derpibooru.org/1515159
>>30764824
Ponies all do look the same.
Why are fillies so prone to grow wings all of a sudden?
>>30764816I'm assisting with a pair of projects,
doing the writing for both. One is becoming a string of fetishes with no story or context and it's becoming tougher to work on at all as a result. Just frustrating.
Haha, yeah. Good stuff.
>>30764830
nice
That was shit, I saw the first five minutes and skipped right to the last 5 and honestly felt like I didn't miss a thing. Why did the map even call Spike if he was the friendship problem? Is it like a warning sign with him instead saying to stay away?
>>30764838
The map is a confirmed troll.
>>30764834
Are you contractually obligated to finish it, Aspirant? If it becomes too much to bear, you can drop that like the sack of shit it sounds like.what are the fetishes? Inquiring minds want to know.
This is my fetish.Killing rainbow dash.
>>30764832
Wow.
I can't even.
I'm literally shaking.
>>30764834quit if they are not paying
>>30764833
Celestia has been subjecting her citizens to genetic experimentation.
How did you think she turned Twilight into an Alicorn anyway? Magic?
>>30764854
Nah I just signed a thing for things I write being used for the project.
If it gets too much more ridiculous I'll reconsider working on it, for now there's at least a discussion going on where maybe I can figure out a story to drive their scenes?
Dunno how much of the specifics I should talk about, just know it hits all the vanilla fetishes you could think of. Plus incest, possibly pregnancy, and who knows what else down the road.
It's fine if the story made sense but so far it just...doesn't.
>>30764876
Oh believe me, if they aren't gonna give me a cut for this then I'm prob out. I'd rather write what I want for free than have a poss small cut held over my head while I shovel out fetish scenes with no context or reason.
>>30764862
All ponies act the same too, smiling and singing songs at random.
They also aren't that bright, it's proven scientifically that they are prone to dumb decisions and panic.
>>30764859
>>30764881
I can think of a lot of vanilla things, Aspirant. And my vanilla isn't everyone's vanilla.People who enjoy incest (like, actual blood-related sister/brother/whatever incest) aren't right in the head.
But yeah, you need to nail down EXACTLY how much you're getting paid to scribble out some nutter's spank material.
>>30764902
identical twins.
>>30764902
I'm not big on incest eitherdespite writing that Twi/Shining thing ages pastso I get ya.
There's talks about it. I'm gonna do my best before I give up on anything, as per my usual. I don't like saying I'll do something then not doing it.
Thanks, though, for the advice. I do appreciate it.
>>30764461
>>30764461
Why must being a Spikefag be such suffering? Forget being good, all i want is some basic competence at this point. The other main characters, even the CMC, have experienced ;legitimate character growth and are now teaching others yet Spike is still stuck on some S1-2 mindset. As much as I love the guy (or perhaps because of it), I'd be happy if they could just stop writing Spike episodes and just leave him as the Straight man assistant. If they haven't learned by this point, they never will.
>>30764915
If you're not sharing brains, then it's not masturbation. That's incest and that's weird.becoming siblings via parents remarrying is okay, though.
>>30764917
You can only do what you can do, Aspirant.
>>30764917
What about your other project you mentioned? How's that?
>>30764953
The other one is fine so far!
They know my strengths and like my writing, so they're letting me do story fairly free-form with some tweaking afterward. It's nice, so far. Seems to be moving in a direction to be more like my waifu quests. Hopefully my writing will be better overall for this one, haha.
But it's nicer so far because it'll have feeling to it.
>>30764942If you met my best friend's identical twin sisters you'd change that opinion.
>>30764965
Speaking of waifu quests, mystery adventure quest when
>>30764473
me too
>>30764965
That sounds pretty cool! What kind of project is it? Comics?
>>30764975Lesbians are a weird gray area. they get a pass because they can't do more than slam clams. Unless they decide to share a guy, but that's going into the debate of whether or not the guy's getting them, or if they're just getting a dildo that needs reassurance from time to time.
Dragons are cats
>>30765004
Changelingscraprocks.jpeg
>>30764978
You are, to the best of my knowledge, the only person to still care about that besides me.
I would love to very soon, actually. These projects and my own leadership school coming up shortly are the only hindrances. I will take a look at my old writings, gauge for interest, and see about getting back to you very soon, anon.
Thank you for your patience and dedication. No kidding, ilu for still caring.
>>30764981
Sim/VN, actually.
>>30765010
A Sim/VN? Is it actually pony related? As anyone even made a decent VN with ponies before?
>>30763856
>Glimmer had major role
>Thorax's voice actor still has down syndrome
>It's a Spike episode
>Even though it's a Spike episode he's utterly useless the entire time, doesn't fix the problem, and ultimately doesn't grow at all as a character, as glimshit pointed out, he's the one that caused the problem in the first place
>They waste his very first cutie map mission on this abortion of an episode
Most memorable moments of the episode were about three seconds of lyra and bonbon, and the writers acknowledging through ember that starlight is nothing more than a twilight palette swap that contributes nothing to the series but that they'll continue to push none the less because friendship
>>30765017
It is very pony related, yes.
And...I dunno?
I heard the starswirl academy one failed a while back, though I was never able to keep up with it.
>>30765004
Yes
>>30765023
At least Starlight has some good episodes of her own.
>>30765085
Maud gets my bed tonight.
If Thorax transformed into Twilight, could he breathe fire and be immune to lava?
>>30765115
*Ember
>>30765115
No
Twilight's immunity to lava is unique to her
tell me more about this fashion pony
>>30765176
I've....heard things
>I like her
!!!!!?!?!??
GLIMBER 5EVER
*rushes to make ship art*
>>30765023
>It's a butthurt antiglim poster
Go back to the piss where you belong
>>30764060
Too many to list
quick someone send me the gif of twilight bouncing in a circle
>>30765249
>>30765249
>>30765263
>>30765254
no the one like this but she goes in a circle
>>30765249
what's it for bro
>>30765270
i told a friend i had a gif worth the while thanks
>>30764790
Why are you complaining about the main character being in the show?
>>30764017
ive been working on this for 4 hours apparently
>Ember bullying Derpy, Glimmy, and Twilight
worth it
>>30765270
I could watch this for hours
>>30765178
Why does Coco have to be so innocent and yet so sexy
Have you tried f.lux, mlpg?
I didn't think I'd like it as much as I do.
>>30765325
me too anon, me too
>>30764700
What a couple of filly Best Friends
>>30765338
>F. LUX
>>30765299
Why is he so nervous? Is she indicating she's gonna squeeze his bug nuts via that gesture?
>>30765337
It's those earth pony genes at work.
>>30765338
no, I just have a tan crystal pony stand in front of me after sunset
I had a dream that Scootaloo was my daughter and Rainbow Dash was my wife
>>30765338
my new phone has it crashing so when i watch things sometimes it blinds me with normal colors and brightness
>>30765299
nice
>>30765365
Coco
Please stop posing like that
I can't be be responsible for what happens during my berserker fuck-rage
>>30765362
The original "joke" was
"Okay so a bunch of changelings demand love from you the original way. What do you say?"
and Thorax would go
"Take me! Take all my love! Just spare the children!"
And then Ember would go "....what?" and Thorax would go "What?"
And then the second joke was Ember asking about his shapeshifting and slowly getting into more detail about asking what he could change into insinuating she wanted him to change into something phallic
Neither of those jokes hit
>>30765365Blow raspberries on her stomach, earn cute giggles and snorts
>>30764346
I don't know anyone else into pone and Minecraft modding
>>30765404
What will you do when she starts nudging your head down between her legs?
>>30765420
Eat her coconut flavored pussy like it was the only thing that could save me from dying
>>30765432
>coconut flavored pussy
Pass.
this was a really fun episode
>>30765432
but theres nothing there
>>30765395
hue
>>30765453
More for me, then
What do you think Coco's pussy is like? Are her lips long or tiny? How does she smell and taste? Is she a squirter? Is she a clit girl or does she prefer vaginal?
https://derpibooru.org/1515210
>>30765489
She's an earth pony, so she wants something long and hard as deep inside her as possible.
[[homosexual agenda intensifies]]
>>30765489
>>30765506
maximum breeding
Superior fashion horse coming through
>>30765568
>kevin
It's steve.
>>30765543
Where is she?
Behind Busty Buttons?
>>30765581
f u c k
>>30765534
Yes.
I'm going back episodes one by one to see ee if i missed any and you know what this is a really good season
>>30765611
Don't forget to form dat seal with her cervix.
>>30764267
Shit/10
Just make spike a background character, if you struggle writing his episodes without faust and rob. Editors just lack of skill. The idea was good(props to writer), but overall it's a huge pile of shit.
>>30765529
>two gay horses
Big deal
>unicorn dating a pegasus
delete
>>30765620
I mean we saw that kind of stuff in s2 you faggot.
>>30765620
>not corrupting your genes by crossbreeding constantly
Fag
>>30765620
This kind of thing just doesn't belong in a good Christian manga.
>>30765639
Those teacups used to be ponies.
>>30765637
>Gay babies.
EW
>>30765656
Trixie needs to stop zapping ponies into teacups.
>>30765639
>nobody is drawing any thorax lewds after the episode
Is he cursed to be forever hated and unloved by all?
>>30765637
>great-great-great-grandson is a unicorn
>marries a nice unicorn mare
>because I was a huge faggot and married an earth pony my great-great-great-great-grandson is an earth pony too
Why would you want to fuck over your descendants Anon? Why are you such a hateful person?
>>30765675
he just needs to saw off those bug antlers and he will be rolling in mares and stallions
>>30765690
That and get his everything painted so he doesn't look like someone puked on him on multiple occasions.
I'm starting to get the idea that FS is Terse
>>30765711
Terse is not fluttershy, he was a bitch about that xmas book.
>>30765696
He can change his appearance to be however he wants.
>>30763856
nth forhoof holding
>>30765729
And he uses that power to look like a turbo fag
>>30765734
Who wouldn't?!?
>>30765712
I want to pet that pony.
>>30763902
Is there audio or a transcript from the last hasbro shareholders meeting where they mentioned planning a new horse movie every single year from 2020?
>>30763885
>>30763914
>>30763923
>not having both
It's like you hate good games
I love that Ember basically said all ponies look alike to her.
Night MLPG. Hope new horse was arright and that you had a swell day.
Have a nice weekend, gents.
>>30765761
Bad idea.
>>30765787
Fuck off, faggot.Sleep tight.
>>30765690
Would you a rule 63 Comet Tail?
>>30765337
because she's anal only
>>30765690
Couldn't he just change into himself but without his antlers?
Filly says that she's the King in the North.
>>30765812
He could, couldn't he? I don't recall any instance of a changeling having trouble holding a form for as long as they wanted to. Who the hell knows how long Chrysalis stayed in Cadance form.
Maybe they're just more comfortable in their natural form.
>>30765810
Literal shit tier meme.
>>30765791
shes just being herself. thats ok.
>>30765821
she's just waiting until marriage
>Sunday
>still no video
Is it true? Is DWK kill?
>>30765827
Give him a couple more hours at least, he usually uploads around 2-4 AM.
>>30765827
REST IN PIZZAS
>>30765827
>DWK
literally who
>>30765848
A sad, drunk man who wants to fill Rarity's babyhole with cream.
>>30765852
Honestly, that could describe any number of people here.
>>30765855
Given the chance, there probably aren't many people here who wouldn't.
>>30765869
>aren't many people here who haven't
>>30765873She'snotreal
>>30764859
>Majin Pii
>>30765004
>I poop when I'm nervous.jpg
>>30765782
More like they're poorfags and became fanboys to cover it up.
>>30765869
I mean, if Equestria was a real place I'd probably spend a lot of time trying to find the perfect waifu for me. The chance of any of us actually getting together with one of the mane six would be incredibly slim, but I'm sure there's many sweet background mares that would be willing.
>>30765529
I bet these two have some incredibly cute gay sex.
>>30765903
I like ponies because they all have something they're incredibly passionate about. No matter how big or small it is they just want to do their thing and share it with others. I respect that and find that attractive.
I sleep in a big bed with my pony waifu, do you?
>>30765952
I'd rather sleep in a smaller bed with her so we can cuddle up close every night.
>>30765963
I feel like that would get incredible hot every night. Especially in the summer.
>>30765952
Every night anonI actually have two of these blankets though since they're kinda small
>>30765967
Good thing Summer is short here and Winter is fucking freezing.
>>30765952
I have no waifu.I'm indifferent right now about having an actual, physical partner but I am kind of sad I didn't pick a pony out to be crazy about.
>>30765978
It's never too late Anon.
I'd like to take just a minute to remind everyone that slutcat hasn't updated in more than two years. Relish in your hiatuses, for they are short.
>>30766000
What would happen if I stuck my dick in there?
>>30766018
That's a salt lake and salt crystals dude, it wouldn't be pleasant to fuck that skull.
>>30765985
I like a lot of the horses for a lot of reasons, but to say I'd waifu them for the reasons I like them is just me exaggerating.
Twilight Sparkle was my favorite for years but Dash has been growing on me. I'd daughteru Scootaloo, but she's not for sexual. I wish we had more to go on with the background characters. Liking them is filling in a lot of blanks in what you don't know with what you think they're like with fanon and headcanon.I've burned myself entering relationships too quickly in the past before thinking I knew a person so it seems wrong to me.I'd hate for the show to reveal more about my waifu and it go against what I assumed.
Man, Thorax really grew on me a lot this episode
His design is still iffy at best, but his character is really appealing when he gets to actually do his thing.
Ember is still a best. I loved the Twilight/Starlight shit. She totally was right.
Spike was a mixed bag. On one hand, I'm tired of him always making the blatantly obvious predictable mistake in every one of his episodes, but I liked that he was actually demonstrated being really competent at friendship stuff otherwise. All that time around Twilight really is rubbing off on him.
>>30765881
Delete this!
https://derpibooru.org/1513866
>>30766088
Twilight confirmed for reading sappy slash ficks?
>>30766031
I both respect you and at the same time kinda don't. Sometimes you just gotta take the dive and hope that things work out. 4 years ago I picked Fluttershy. If I had to make the same choice today I'd probably pick Starlight. But I still have fun with it. I still have a good time and really appreciate both of those ponies.
>>30766088
I suggest giving that chair some time to dry before anyone else sits in it.
>>30766097
It's her erotic friend fiction.
>>30766141
>not wanting total immersion in her love juices
What, are you gay?
>>30766143
Unf
Trying out making stereoscopic images
http://i.imgur.com/rn4Ej0J.jpg
>>30766259
Works pretty well on my daydream VR headset. Would like to see more, good job anon.
>>30766259
I could never do it with my eyes so I just put the images on my phone and use my 10,000 Days album
>>30766088
She's been spending too much time with Rarity and Fluttershy
>It's a "Spike is unbelievably unintelligent" episode
>It's a "Character spends all the episode lying to others and trying to avoid them for limitlessly retarded reasons they imagined on their own" episode
These writers should be ashamed.
>>30766370
I didn't mind him lying and all that shit
What annoyed me a lot is that Twilight did the retarded worst case scenario and Spike called her on her being retarded each fucking time in Celestial Advice.
So yeah the writers should be ashamed of themselves.
>>30766088
>Twilight without wings
What a treat
>>30766370
It was a flawed premise, the episode needed Spike to be an idiot for it to work. It's a shame, really, the same writer took another awkward premise (Dash's parents embarrass her) and turned it into a great episode, but he couldn't save this. I want to see an episode written by Josh Hamilton with a better premise, I still trust him. Spike was pretty bad here, but everything else in the episode was good.
>>30764346
Because i went to sleep you smelly horse
Besides the classic beach episode, what other common story in cartoons would you like to see with ponies?
>>30763900
>can't post the one where twiggles gets comfy in her chair because it's over the file size limit
I hate gifs
>>30766448
Make a webm then
>>30766448
So go make a webm of it.
Either of the gif, if the gif is ok enough, or from the episode.
>>30766453
>>30766449
I didn't know there were already online tools that do all the work for you
>>30766459
They are usually utter shit as you can see
>>30766459
You don't even need a tool, Derpibooru already does it for you. The url of your GIF is
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2017/8/19/1514712.gif
You can get a webm version changing the end of the url.
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2017/8/19/1514712.webm
That being said, webms converted from gifs always look a bit worse than the original gif, and much worse than webms encoded directly from the episode.
Hey guys, we're back to weekly sperg: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJW2OXlVysEJesus christ I just spent 20 hours in the past two days editing this thing and now it's time to start the next one.
pony demands pats
>>30766467
plus there's little reason to make a webm of the tvrip when the itunes version comes out in a day
>>30766474
Hurry up you lazy fuck.
We don't pay you to do episodes whenever you feel like it.
>>30766483
demands?
>>30766474
Keep on sperging on.
>>30766474
oh shit it's legit
>>30766474
yaaaaaaaaay
>>30766474
It was fun
8/10
The episode was not written by M.A.Larson, he's jus...
Wait.
That's not it.
Sorry, after a week of this shit you kinda get on auto mode.
thorax a qt
>>30766474
I worry seeing you doing these in 20+ hour work sessions. I imagine that's just your workflow or what your personal schedule allows but I'd be sad if you reached a point where you hate doing these.
>>30766474
>20 hours in the past two days editing this thing and now it's time to start the next one.
I know that feeling all too well, don't overwork yourself bud.
>>30766474
I lost in Flutershy's part
>>30766611
>you will never be the little colt bullied by the bitch filly
>>30766667
>You will never be the little filly free to have your way with a little colt.
https://derpibooru.org/1109263
Rarity is such a cheater.
>>30766474
>All the bullshit is worth it in the end because some fans will give you the single most valuable and meaningful thing there is.
>Money!
>>30766064
>A character is the worst part of their own episode.
Damn. I know we've had that before but never on such a consistent basis by one character for so long.
>>30765792
>WILL I DREAM?
>No.
>OKAY GOOD NIGHT MOMMY!
>>30765619
I don't understand how "snarky boy" is so difficult for them to write.
>>30766717
She's probably only cheating because Dash started cheating first as soon as she started losing.
Thorax confides to Spike and Ember that he's gay. What are their reactions?
>>30766064
>demonstrated being really competent at friendship stuff otherwise
i dunno... he wasn't faced with anything remotely difficult
a couple ponies fighting over a seat?
a couple more arguing over, what was it, ice cream flavors?
I'd say Spike was bad through the whole episode, all of his scenes.
>>30766800
It is hard. When the character is the focus of the episode. Snark only really works when it's an outside commentary on a situation. In practice, it's generally counterproductive / passive-aggressive / generally not conducive to problem solving.
Sure, it's funny and one of the best ways to add flavor to a scene but you can't make a muffin out of just blueberries.
Seems like Spike's base character is just shit, and it can't be helped.
>>30766562
Honestly, doing these has become the only thing keeping me on therelativestraight and narrow. I haven't had any drugs other than pot and booze for the last 18 months, which is something that hasn't happened since I was 15. The videos are a pain in the ass sometimes when I'm bogged down in editing, but the overall effect they've had on my life is pretty much beyond reproach.
I don't plan on stopping anytime soon.
>>30766867
Literally just this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rS401CI7TZg
Donkey noises and everything
>>30766893
I could never understand the appeal of this show. Always came off as trying way too hard.
>>30766924
Because it was trying too hard.
>>30763874
can't wait for Zecora ep
Beach episode when?
>>30766885
>>30766885
>the overall effect they've had on my life is pretty much beyond reproach.
I'd like to think in general ponies cause this.
Maybe some people can consider themselves worse off but I'd think they're the minority. The last 6 years would have been a lot worse for me if I didn't have ponies. Pony is a hell of a drug.My little sister was my main reason for sticking around. But ponies were what made the time bearable and sometimes really fun.
>>30766945
>Zecora finally gets an ep
>It's about her failing at something
>It's most likely going to be a Fluttershy episode anyway
Has Spike had any good episodes?
>>30766955
Just for sidekicks
Dragon QuestPrincess Spike
>>30766959
I still can't believe people got so offended by these images
>>30766963
They did?
>>30766963
I can. People get offended over everything these days. It's like a contest to see who can get madder at dumb things.
>>30766965
Yeah people were calling out Cuteosphere for being sexist because of it despite having both sides.
>>30766966
It's just as silly as "Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider" like dear god kids these days
>>30766970
Whew. That's pretty dumb.
>Today is Virtual Worlds Day
>>30766970
I think the dumbest thing this fandom has ever done was pretend to be concerned parents so they could complain to IDW because her OC or something showed up in one panel in the background and no child reading it (or even most adult fans) would have noticed.I don't understand how people find the energy to get angry at stuff
Anyway. I loved her art.
Unpopular opinion: MLP isn't the best cartoon of this decade.
>>30766978
>>30766978
Popular opinion: Rarity is the prettiest horse
>>30766982
>>30766978
Popular consensus: Anon is trying to start shit again.
>>30766985
Hello pretty horse.
I hope you fashion today.
>>30766978
Depends what you mean.
I consider Gumball and Gravity Falls to be better shows but I still watch MLP way more because it's almost timeless whereas Gravity Falls needed and ending and despite Gumball's amazing production I can't be bothered to watch all of it's seasons.
So in terms of comedy, Gumball wins
and in terms of good story telling Gravity Falls wins
But MLP has the perfect mixture of that so I wouldn't discount it. I have to explain to people that it's just a good cartoon in general that just happens to be in the MLP franchise but if it aired on Disney XD or Cartoon Network you wouldn't be able to tell the difference
MLP is the best anime of the decade
>>30766987
She's here to fashion and suck dicks.
And she's all out of dicks.
Might just be me, but I thought the episode was fine. Not as good as Spike's S6 outings, but not as bad as Princess Spike or Spike At Your Service.
>>30767001
Rarity has never sucked a donger in her life. One has never even been close to her beautiful horse lips. Either of them.She's only a slut for fashion
>>30767001
>Rarity
>out of dicks
This is physically impossible.
>>30767005
In my opinion the episode was stupid and I feel like it's a lesson Twilight or Starlight have already learned like did we JUST do this with Maud and Pinkie?
But what made the episode was seeing how different the two leaders were out of their element and that saved it and my opinion is more valid because I'm a tripfag bye
>>30767001
>tfw Rarity has literally sucked every dick in Ponyville at least once except Spikes
I hope you people never find love
Spike forms a band with Thorax, Ember and Big Mac.
They become Equestria's most popular band, but Spike's ego gets out of control.
What happens?
>>30767018
I'll find love in you whether you want it or not
>>30767006
>Rarity is a virgin
In all seriousness for a moment? You're probably right.
Considering how much she respects herself and how much she romanticizes.... romance, it would make sense for her to save herself so the first time is absolutely perfect. She's probably going to finally give up waiting for Mr. Perfect when she realizes she's getting up there in age and doesn't want to turn into an old maid.
>>30767024
Big Mac leaves the band to focus on family and his writing career
Ember starts and all female punk band with Gilda on drums, belch dragon on bass.
Thorax goes back to his hive and shows them the wonders of music
Spike overdoses
>>30767026
>Waiting for Mr. Perfect
>She never finds him
>>30767026
Fucking finally. I'm glad there's at least one person in this stupid place that understands just how much Rarity values herself to go around throwing herself at whatever dick comes her way.
Look at all the ponies she's been a attracted to. One was a prince and the other was a popular journalist or whatever. She dropped the prince when she saw how much of an ass he was and by the end of the Trenderhoof episode she was all about self respect.
>>30767032
>Rarity dies a virgin
She'd fit right in here
>>30767030
Spike wonders if the fame and fortune were worth sacrificing his friendships.
>>30767044
If Rarity was here none of us would be virgins
>>30767046
Then he remembers all the gems, drugs, and groupies and whispers "yeah" before dying with a smile on his stupid dragon face
>>30767051
Even if you were to somehow pull out a version of Rarity from Slutquestria she still wouldn't fuck any of you fucks.
If Rarity is such a pure maiden then why is there so much porn of her?
>>30767072
Wait. Which pony has the most porn? Which has the least?
>>30767067
We have numbers and ropes and 6 years of
>rape
memes in our heads
Rarara
>>30767080
Your waifu
My waifu
>>30767081
None of you people are smart or strong enough to rape a unicorn.
While you idiots are busy coming up with a plan I'll be doing my best to date her.
hyperscrunching
>>30767093
Good luck
>>30767090
My waifu doesn't have a lot of porn sadly. A lot of it isn't good either.
Idea for a fanfic: An AU Equestria showing the evolution of rock music, from the 50s to the 90s.
>>30767097
Thanks!
>>30767018
I already found it, Rares.
I don't think S7 has had a bad episode yet.
>>30767125
Fluttershy Leans In?
>>30764060
She exists
>>30767127
It's a forgettable episode, but it wasn't "bad".
>>30764060
Her non-existence
>>30764461
It is not Spike who is being idiot. It was Twilight. She encouraged his behaviour.
>>30767134
Would Zipper like diamond dogs
>>30767130
I thought the confilct felt forced and unrealistic. But I guess sometimes ponies are just stupid so maybe it is realistic.
>>30767146
Not as much as Rarity
>>30764060
>text on the cleanser
Top kek
>>30767145
Now that you mention it it was pretty weird. You'd think she would be the one to try to talk him out of being an idiot
>>30765364
http://tacotwilight.ytmnd.com/
http://tacotwilight.ytmnd.com/
http://tacotwilight.ytmnd.com/
http://tacotwilight.ytmnd.com/
Thorax gets jealous of Spike's closeness to Rarity.
>>30767291
Thorax changelings into Rarity and makes out with Spike
http://blackjrxiii.tumblr.com/post/162456031615/rainbow-dash-pin-up-pic-set-with-bonus
>>30767311
Jokes on you. Now I have a boner.
>>30767297
>Thorax and Discord both turn into Rarity and force him to fuck for hours until he's bruised and begging to stop.
Do you think Spike will hang out with Thorax and Ember some more in S8?
>>30767311
So I have to make an account to look at things now?
>>30767329
Discord ain't GAYYY
>>30767329
Rarity meets Thorax, and she gently lays a hoof on him.
"Don't touch me!" Thorax said, pushing the hoof away. Both Rarity and Spike were taken aback by the icy tone in his voice.
>>30767311
This is gross.
>>30767311
why does blackjrxiii keep making pony versions of stretch armstrong?
>>30767311
Sometimes those awful 3d anthro models just happen to trick my brain and I get a boner.
This set was one of those times. I think it's the camera angles and how the set kind of tells a short narrative. Or maybe I was just horny and drunk.
Probably the latter. This isn't really doing it this time.
>>30767344
The porn tells a much different story.
I think Discord just kind of fucks whatever. Chaos and all that.
>>30767357
>"Support me on my patreon"
>check how much he's making
>$3101 a month
That's why. Don't fix what ain't broke.
Quick question: Did the show get better in its 7th season?
I got of the ride somewhere in season 6, because the episodes got horrendously bad and wanted to know if it got better or worse.
>>30767377
You know, he's doing quite well so I won't knock him for making something people want to support but I would love to hear how he explains what he does
>"I make 3d animations"
"Oh yeah? Like cartoons?"
>"Yeah. I put My Little Pony heads on the same female 3d model, add a horsecock and animate them fucking. And people pay me to make more!"
God bless the 21st century
>>30767311
Fuck you I thought he uploaded something new finally
>>30767389
Watch it by yourself and form your own opinion.
>>30767320
A giant pony boner?
>>30767311
> This Tumblr may contain
sensitive media.
>Safe mode is on
>Have to log in to see
I guess i'll never see tumblr content again, then, i guess?
Have Pinkie or Applejack ever had an arc?
>>30767389
Will someone give me a quick rundown on why Season 6 is so reviled?
>>30767389
No matter what route you're going to take, you HAVE to watch The Perfect Pear.
Have you accepted best OT3 yet?
>>30763874
>2 back to back episodes with zecora assumingly in them
Oh boy
>>30767427
What would you consider an arc?
A conflict they resolve and grow from in a way we can tell in later episodes?
...none actually come to mind to me either. They have learned lessons but they didn't necessarily change from them.
Maybe we'll see an effect from Applejack learning the difference between opinions and facts from Strawberry Sunrise from shitting on apples later this season.
>>30767450
My OT3 isfilly, colt and filly.
>>30767443
After asking that question, have you ever read the replies?
>>30767459
I mean like Rainbow Dash with the Wonderbolts, or Rarity with the stores. Or any significant growth.
>>30767451
Wouldn't Zecora being in the second one just nullify the problem?
My bet is that she's not home, since besides the potion being her she has nothing to do with anything, and the episode is Rarity going to her friends trying one of their solutions.
You know Testing 1,2,3 but with Rarity instead of Dash and her mane instead of Wonderbolts.
>>30767466
Oh. No, I don't think they have.
What kind of arc could they have? They're kind of both where they want to be in life right now.
>>30767450
Tfw they sexually double team the dragonTfw I'm not talking about double teaming Ember
>>30767505
Dragon cloaca is pretty great that way.
>>30767505
"Hey boys let's have a threesome."
"Wow Ember you'd be down for that? Okay totally! Let's get started"
>Ember dons a strap on.
"Oh.. I'm not the one that's going to be in the middle, Spike."
Stop sexualizing Ember
I had a semi dream about Ember. I was half awake and half sleep.
She wanted to wrestle with me and I told her it was a bad idea. We fought and I somehow managed to get on top of her and kissed her while she was pinned. I was going to say something cheeky but before I could she pulls me in to snog me and begs me to fuck her since she lost.
>>30767542
Shit sorry
>>30767542
>stop sexualizing the dragon
Where do you think you are?
>>30767542
She literally does it to her self
>>30767546
In a pony thread.
Now fuck off back to EqD Seth you dragonphile.
Stop sexualizing Ember
Sexualize Garble instead
>>30767546
If Ember was here she'd kick your ass
>>30767558
No sexualize burp dragon. She needs more porn.
>>30767556
>>30767560Jokes on her, that's my fetish.
>>30767563
I wanna touch her.
>>30766474
>reading the comments
this was a huge mistake
>>30767581
Yeah well now she's not going to kick your ass and kick someone else's ass in front of you
Filly has been reading Junji Ito.
>>30767600
Damn. Well I guess I can still masturbate to that.
What's Slutquestria like?
>>30767450
Thorax and Ember is a lovely ship
The only thing I learned from this episode is that nuChangelings and dragons should be delet
>>30767389
I actually stopped watching after season three, but I just watched this and the book published one and they were great
>no light up Spike toy
>>30765800
anon keep your dirty r63 rays away from my horsebando
but yes
or an r63 Rose
Maybe R63 rose will be less of a giraffe.
>>30767633
anon I will fight you
he would be super cute, that is the only thing that could be said
>>30767587
>people are still actually angry at the episode and feel attacked by it
That's fucking hilarious.
And they say that it shows that the writers are too sensitive.
How can people like that even exist. It's too fucking funny.
>>30767634
So he'd still be a super hoe
>>30767647
anon I swear if you keep insulting my waifuhorsebando I am going to call the horsecops
>>30767650
So that your waifuhorsebando can fuck them?
>>30767655
>>30767661
looks like we need a third bomb
This one is super hot. And a total hoe, sadly.
>>30767661
Kinda cute.
>>30767675
>And a total hoe, sadly.
Well Anon, you can't change the main characteristic of a character without basically changing the character itself.
Once a hoe always a hoe.
>>30767675
Totally mine you mean
please step away and stay behind the waifuhorsebando line
step aside, I have paperwork for the rose pony
>>30767699
Afraid not anon, I have the original claim right here
>>30763891
>>30763882
The return of Sombra would confirm if the comics are canon or not. Sombra in the comics is after all already reformed
That and they have to include this pone if the comics are canon.
>>30767717
One, she is a crystal unicorn
Two, comic original characters will never appear in the show
GAS ALL GLIMMERNIGGERS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>30767717
The comics have been contradicted multiple fucking times.
Nothing will ever make them canon.
>>30767722
Who knows. Anything could happen.
>>30767629
>Talks about a stallion
>Doesn't post a picture of him
>>30767661
ew
>>30767675
kind of weird art style
I'm not an artist so have something abstract.
Yeah, I can see the appeal. His color scheme would be really cute.
>>30767561
I agree
>>30767739
I simply don't have any Rose stallion images that were good enough to save, let alone post
Believe me I would have
>>30767646
The fact they react this way just proves the episode right
>>30767740
She looks like she's sucked about 37 dicks
>>30767722
>Two, comic original characters will never appear in the show
>>30767754
Those aren't comic insert characters, they are staff cameos
We knew they were coming for a long time
Horse cock would be too big for Ember they said.
She'd never be able to fit it all in they said.Just kidding no one has ever said this
friendship glands
Headcanon
Ember is not for sexual because she has no idea what sex is
>>30767757
At least we can both agree stallions shouldn't have facial stubble then >>30767661, right?
>>30767779
We can absolutely agree on that anonymous
nothing ruins a pone faster than facial hair
>>30767764
Ember with a hint of feminine curvature > Ember with boobs
>>30767776
>implying dragons don't have contests to see who can fuck another dragon into a crater
>they're judged on duration of coitus and depth of the crater
>>30767796
calling the horsecops
>>30767781
Oooh. So Dorkburst is ruined for you too from his stupid little face tail, isn't he?
>>30767817
I dislike Sunburst for multiple reasons
that is certainly one of them
>>30767800
That's
kind of hot?
>>30767827
So far Dragon Lord Scorch holds the record. His monumental conception of Ember is what created the caldera they all live in currently.
>>30767825
Oh shit, they cut his beard in the comics? I really should read these. More pone is more pone.
>>30767837
No anon that is an edit I made to mess with another poster here
>>30767840
Don't deface the stallions.
>>30767840
Oh.
Lame.
The only pone who should have a beard is Starswirl. Because he's an old wizard named for its sake.
>>30767852
I am in the same camp anon, no argument from me
>>30767852
If a pony wants to have a beard they should have a beard.
>>30767873
They can, if they can grow one. But it won't be cute.
>>30767873
Beards are like the pony version of huge greasy mullets
Sure, its not illegal to have one, but friends don't let friends do that to themselves
>>30767886
Yes it would.
>>30767891
Facial hair on pones is never cute
>>30767892
Says you.
And you're wrong
>>30767917
Ah 2012
An eternity
>>30767917
2011 actually.
>>30767887
>but friends don't let friends do that to themselves
>Starswirl the bearded never learned the value of friendship
>had such a huge beard it became his title
>Sunburst is a khhv who gave up on friendship
>growing a little beard
You might have something there.
Will AJ be the hero we need?
Fact: beards are cute.
>>30767966
>human posture
>not even holding the gun in a semi normal manner
>AJ's hat is all kind of fucked up
>randomly attacking a friend
this image is deeply troubled
>>30767973
Fake beards are silly.
Real beards are gross.
>>30768055
calling the horse cops
ALL the horse cops
that is assault with a bearded weapon
anyone got the comic with the filly in dash's toilet
Which is better: one Anon in Equestria or many?
>>30768139
Many Anons in Equestria but they're all turned into fillies and/or diamond dogs
>>30768139
None.
>>30768122
>>30768122
>>30768161
I still can't tell which filly is it.
>>30768161
>I want to come inside, Rainbow Dash
>>30768168
It just occurred to me
Dash fags now have a canon representation of them
PINKIE IS SO FUNNYXD fags now have a canon representation of them
Rarityashit fags now have a canon representation of them
Fluttershy never learnsfags now have a canon representation of them
Applejack fags now have a canon representation of them
If you are neither of these you have yet to have an open slot for when we all die and are reborn into Equestria. If we don't conform to a template we might be left behind
>>30768201
Rarifags were also there since there were ponies that considered Rarity best pony so I'm not worried.
>>30768201
>Dash fags now have a canon representation of them
Threadly reminder, Rainbow Dash has canonically the best fans.
I'd bully retarded horses with Ember.
>>30768201
What do sunfags get to be?
>>30768257
Alula's voice was adorable.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYll0uAcupg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPzgWqZREXI
>>30768257
>it's all fillies
seems like there'll be a huge Dashfag influx before MLPG commits ritual mass suicide.
>>30768287
Its actually the mares you have to watch out for
>>30768282
DO NOT BULLY DAAPI
What would you do if you had a bunch of filly fans following you everywhere?
>>30768193
>>30768326
scream and panic
>>30768326
Put them in a basement
>>30768319
I'd bully a retarded weeb with Ember
>>30768386
>poor little dragon
>>30768284
Bodyshields
uh I mean guards
hors whn
>>30767728
Please do not make light of ponies' sandwich related rage with your nonsensical ramblings Anon.
>>30767563
Is this a filly for ants?
Remember Dan Vs?
Remember Pound Puppies?
Remember Littlest Pet Shop?
>>30768505
Never saw it.
Never saw it.
Never saw it.
But yeah, I recognize the names.
>>30768505
IT WAS A GOOD SHOW
you're too young to remember
IT WAS A GOOD SHOW
>>30768505
One day it will return
Secret but fun
Fuck that shit
>>30768505
>Pound Puppies
Its animation looked really horrible.
>>30768505
yes, it was fun
only from the ads
only know it because it aired right after pone and so many people hopped onto it, hoping it would be the new MLP and they'd get to be the new big fish in a small pond
>>30768505
SECRET BUT FUN
Dan best pony.
Never5get.
>>30768608
That's just wrong.
>>30768608
unf
>>30768536
>Fluttershy doing the sonic pose
Such a weeb nerd horse, I bet she'd run like naruto too.
I have never wanted to cuck someone as hard as I do Shining Armor.
I mean shes the princess of Love right? But not One True Love...right?
>>30768697
Yes
>>30768704
How many positions does she know
>>30768697
Sorry Anon, monogamy is the only form of love in equestria.
Remember: Ponies are morally superior to humans, so they don't cheat or have multiple partners.
>>30768697
In my headcanon, Cadance thinks she's going to get asked by so many others to leave her husband but she promises to stay faithful.
But in reality it's not Cadance being asked to cheat on her husband. Everyone goes for Shining and wants to steal him away from her.
I want to cuck Cadence
>>30768736
I refuse to believe you
I wish to form a pone harem.
>>30768763They won't all love you equally
>>30767740
I want to do dragon stuff with her and wrestle
>>30768697
NTR is hot, but Shiny and Cadance are not for NTR. They are for love and love only.
>>30768785
She's probably been around boys all of her life and thinks belching and farting is funny
Nobody unf at that
>>30768801
Too late.
>>30768799
It's not NTR if I'm fucking them both
>>30768806
Loving them both is the only acceptable option. You can play board games and read comics with Shining Armor. Keep Cadance company while she does boring princess stuff. And snuggle with them when it's time to sleep.
If you don't want to marry these two you are crazy
>>30768806
YOU FUCKED MY HUSBAND
NOW I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU SO WE'RE EVEN
>>30768818
There was an SMBC thing about someone finding a genie and their 3 wishes being made bisexual, immune to std's, and having absolutely no standards.
Clearly the best wishes.
>>30768841
You can't even get STDs from pony princesses and princes. Everyone knows that.
>>30768841
I'd be such a slut with those 3 wishes
>>30768841
you know
those sound like good wishes, but I'd probably replace standards with having copious amounts of money or a salary
>not wishing for a portal to Equestria that only you have access to
>not wishing for all the qualities to make your waifu/horsebando love you
>not wishing for an unlimited supply of pony treats so ponies will always want to spend time with you
>>30767012
I agree, Ember and Thorax saved the episode for me
>>30768881
Robin Williams says you can't make people fall in love with you
>>30768903
Holy shit I can't read
>>30768903
If Robin Williams was so smart why didn't he just use his magic to make himself happy?
>>30768881
>>>not wishing for all the qualities to make your waifu/horsebando love you
That would change your personality.
You wouldn't be you anymore.
>>30768927
So you're saying you wouldn't give up your old boring personality for a fresh new one that the pony you love adores?
>>30768937
I'd rather work to make the pony love me for who I am than to basically kill myself.
>>30768937
I like being myself, anon
>>30768937
I would. I would do anything to make her happy, even if it destroys me.
>>30768944
THEN WHY ARE YOU HERE?!
>>30768941
>>30768944
How can you say you love pony if you're not willing to rewrite your entire personality to win their heart?
>>30768961
Because it's because who I am that I love pony.
What if the new you hates pony?
>>30768967
What if the new you is in love with Twist?
>>30768958
Would you give up your physical form to bring her in to existence living on only as a voice inside her head?
>>30769014
Pony suppresses you with medication.
>>30769014
How would that make her happy? I want to make her happy, not schizophrenic.
>page 10.
any last words anon?
>>30769019
>>30769019
>>30769019
Tough to be a king of good changelings?
>>30769037
You could guide her through all the tough times in her life by giving her advice. Just be sure to remind her that she's not going crazy and you're just the disembody voice of a man that loved her a lot.
>>30769064
That's super creepy, and I don't think that hearing voices in your head like that would be nice at all. Not even if the voices insisted on that you're not crazy.