You wouldn't breed a mud pony

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>>30616921
That's where you're wrong.

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but on meth it is

>>30616921
Are you kidding? Mud pones are made for breeding and they fill that purpose very well.

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I wouldn't breed with any pony to be quite honest

>>30616988
Are you actually fucking gay?

That's the gayest thing I've ever heard. You wouldn't fuck dozens of foals into a fertile mare? You wouldn't pound at her throbbing vaginal tract for hours, filling her to the brim with cum?

You must be fucking gay, you prancing lala homosexual.

>>30616988
would you let her pee in your butt?

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>>30616996
>>30616999
Pony is not for sexual

Human on the other hand is

It is strange from a biology perspective that the thought of breeding a pony is incredibly more arousing than the thought of breeding a woman.

>>30617086
If you can call that a human you need to get your eyes checked.

>>30617086
Cancer

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I wouldn't breed coco
But I'd breed pick related
You can't believe how much and how many times I'd breed her
In every positions imaginable, using potions and magic to keep going and going and going

i'd pretty much breed Earth ponies exclusively desu

>>30616921
>wouldn't breed a mud pony
>posts a pic of one of the most fuckable mud ponies
coco is made for breeding.

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>>30616921
I would, because she's my waifu. Though somehow I feel she might be an eldritch horror, and not a pony at all.

>>30617431
Breeding is literally what you should do with your waifu.

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>>30617476
I know fag that's why I do it.

>>30617476
>>30617486
Fucking a mare is way too fucking boring.
No excitement, nothing new, just the same old shit : plain fucking her.
I'd get myself tied to a chair as my waifu gets fucked.The sexual rejection by her just makes me want her even more. I know that most anons get super triggered over this but i dont care. At least i dont have a vanilla sexual taste.

>>30617238
>using potions
eh, a little zebra-y but close I guess
>and magic
see this is how everyone can tell you just want to put your dick in something; instead of falling in love and raising foals with your beautiful, healthy, fertile, muscular-but-not-in-a-/d/-way, earth pony waifu then being reminded why you fell in love with her in the first place by your foals

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>>30617617
>You can't have both the 5 hours long breeding sessions AND loving cuddles and pillow talks followed by raising your family with the love of your life
I'm sorry you feel that sex is such a chore Anon, but that's just your opinion desu
If I just wanted a hole to fill I wouldn't have said 'I wouldn't breed coco' and picked the perfect earth pony in her place, stupid
If you just want sex then earth ponies aren't the way to go, you should pick an unicorn, magic is just way too OP for that kinda shit

>>30617643
>you should pick an unicorn
you shouldn't insult me like that, it's rude

unicorns. i mean they're not 'ugh' like horse-pigeons, but come on

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>>30617654
>'ugh' like horse-pigeons

>>30617662
Dude, he's kinda right: we're talking about cute mares who have a dong-like solid thingy on their forehead. I mean, dongs are still a no-no, if you ask me.

>>30617662
i'm sorry. would 'sky-rats' be more appropriate, for the breed of pony that poops into clouds that float in the skies over other ponies' heads

even unicorns presumably have plumbing and sewers and other quality-of-life bric-a-brac

>>30617670
Unicorns and begasi poop rainbows. Earth ponies poop shit, which they use to fertilise soil. This is earth pony magic.

>>30617617
>muscular-but-not-in-a-/d/-way
This. Earth pony mares' comparative strength and robustness means they're naturally able to settle frontier territories, and you don't have to worry about breaking them.

'Earth ponies do it up the butt lol' is one of those 'Mew is under the truck' rumors spread by unicorn and pegasus colts because of course everypony knows what Earth ponies are like for raising foals, and there's all those funny papers about rock-throwing fathers catching their daughter with some hapless colt

so sort of life imitating art, even though the natural propensity for big, foal-rearing hips probably helps too

>>30617693
So?

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Earth pony waifu is the only real option if I want to fulfill my fantasy of a big family. I'm talking a dozen, minimum.

>>30617737
Do you think pegasi can't breed as well? They have strong ass legs to kill clouds.

>>30617737
>a dozen.
I think you need Amish society.

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>>30617578
>implying not being a cuck makes you vanilla
I'm a size difference stuffing tentacle skeletonfucking guro vorefag, but at least I don't get hard to being rejected in favour of Chad Thundercock.

>>30617741
clouds are made up of water vapor
trees are made of WOOD

>>30617741
>pegasi
>strong legs
Their bones are brittle so that they can fly.

>bimonthly estrus cycle
>high fertility
>large hips, plump tests
>large families, six foals being about average for a frontier family
>vast family & community support network, with cultural preference for living off owned land
What's not to love?

>>30617817
>six foals average
What

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>>30616921
I'd rather breed a bird poner.

>>30616996
It was the expected response, but it still made me laugh anyways. Thanks, anon.

>>30617915
Seems like a reasonable headcanon; if you're settling a frontier you need as many hooves kicking up dust as you can, hence the tendency for large families.

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>>30617817
>>30617915
>>30619635
>six foals
Too few desu.

>>30617578
gays out

>>30617772
>>30617766
That's beside the point. They still have big ass and are light, so it would be easier to breed them in the mid-air..

>>30620354
how do you breed mid air?

>>30620365
>not having your pegawaifu hold on tight while you breed her at five thousand feet

>Breeding a pegasus mare on a cloud until it turns yellowish from all your juices dripping on it
>Next rain is planned for tomorrow
>Tomorrow, you will literally shower ponies in your love

>>30620444
>going into free fall as you both orgasming.

>>30620489
>Mares all over ponyville spontaneously become pregnant

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>>30620588
>No pony understands what the fuck happened
>Even some fillies that never saw a dick before got hit
>Nine months later, they all give birth
>Anon is sitting on his bench, in the park, insulting ponies with poor color schemes and telling pink stallions that they're gay
>A horde of mares with baby satyrs crying on their back out of fucking nowhere, telling him to explain this shit
"And that's how Satyria was made!"

>>30616921
you are damn right I wouldnt
I would only consentually breed my waifu

>>30620672
>Satyrs

What rhymes with free and ends in "-EEEEEEEE!"?

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>>30620709
Scootaloo?
:^)

>>30620588
>>30620672
You're fucking retarded. Also horse pregnancy lasts 11 months dipshit.

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>>30620741
But they're ponies, dipshit
And we're humans
When was the last time you saw a human impregnate a sapient quadruped?
So....
no u

>>30616921
In general I would but not that one. Coco is for anal.

>>30620741
rooooo

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>>30620444
PEGAPONES SUPERIOR BREEDERS

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>>30616921

You wouldn't allow an inferior mule with recessive genes (blonde hair, blue eyes) to exist.

>>30616921
didn't you learn anything from Hearthswarming Eve?

I would abuse Coco to the point she would give up on her dream and become a dedicated housewife and pregnant with my foals.

>>30620925
Lol no. It is just common knowledge that Earth ponies are fertile as fuck.

Stop being a raging faggot

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>>30620925
>Your pegafoals will never snuggle inside your clothes to mimic the traditional winghugs.
>You'll never buy a fluffy jacket to make them extra comfy.
>Ponyville will never get used to the sight of you walking down the street, tiny heads poking out from your clothes occasionally to take in the sights or be fed breadcrumbs.

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>>30620974
>every night spent sleeping wrapped in the wings of your waifu while she cuddles into your chest

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Alright /mlp/ give a list of ponies you would breed.

>AJ
>Twi
>Rara
>Coco

>>30621169
>twi
>twi
>twi
>shimsham
>glimglam
>dash
>DT
And eventually Lyra and bonbon, if they're okay with me impregnating the both of them together while they hold hooves

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>>30621169
>Fluttershy
>Dash
>Spitfire
>Night Glider
>Celestia
>Luna
I really like wings.

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>>30621169
>Appul
>Harshwhinny
>Moondancer
>Celestia
>Derpy

>>30621169
AJ

>>30617418
SAUCE!

>>30621169
>Twi
>Rarara
>Minuette
>Lyra
>Trixie
In that order

>>30621631
>recoloring frames
this is my fetish now

>>30616921
of course i would. Do you have any idea how much these faggots would pay for their own cartoon horse foals? Id could start a completely legal pony trafficking business on /mlp/

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>>30621603
https://derpibooru.org/453146?q=my%3Aupvotes%2C+applejack&sd=desc&sf=created_at

>>30621169
>AJ
>Starfire
>Fleetfoot
>Comic MoonDancer
>Dash

Hmm, tricky to know in which order I would put which ponies I'd like to defeat in the hay. Preliminary the list looks like this:

AJ
AJ
AJ
AJ

and

AJ

Yup. That's a list that breaths variation.

>>30616921
Line 'em up, I'll breed 'em all!

>>30621461
>I really like wings
then why wouldn't you fug Twilight?

>>30622130
I don't care much for Twilight famalam.

>>30621169
>Luna
>Luna
>Luna
>Celestia
>Luna

>>30621169
>Roseluck
>Coco
>Flitter
>Cloudchaser
>Dinky
>Noi

>>30621169
>the ones with hooves

>>30621169
Twiley
Derpy
Lyra

Maybe Coco
Maybe Trixie
Maybe Glimmer

>>30617238
>DT fetish
scorpdk pls go back

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>>30623207
>this sameface >nohooves faggot
nah, I prefer my princess

>>30621169
>Octavia
>Vinyl Scratch
>Coloratura
>Princess Mi Amore Cadenza

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>>30621169
I want to ejaculate inside Jonathan Davis.

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>>30622130
FUCK YOU

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I'd do the next best thing

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>>30623563
BE THE MUD PONY?

>>30623262
Got a thing for music mares?

>>30623567
yes

>>30621169
Spitfire
Spitfire
Fleetfoot
Rainbow's Mom
Sunset Shimmer
Spitfire
Cloudchaser and Flitter simultaniously
Those two cheer ponies from Rainbow Falls
Spitfire

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>>30623572
ye

>>30623655
What about Spitfire's mom?

>>30621169
Every pegasus

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>>30623693
MY NIGGA

>>30617086
>No hooves
Kill yourself nigger.

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I would be so good at breeding pony they would pronounce it my talent and organize a cuteceañera.

>>30616996
(you)
There's a fine line between having fun on 4chan and just being a fag.

>>30621169
First Pinkie Pie answer?

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>>30621169
>Dashie
>Rainbow Dash
>Glimglam
>Sweetie Belle
>Scootaloo

>>30623691
I'll throw her a bone too.

I like Earth ponies, because their existence proves that you don't need autism-friendly WOOSH ZOOM LASER special effects to be good and useful. This is why they are my favourite kind of pony.

Also, this >>30617817

>>30617817
>it's a long train ride from home, but taking the balloon makes you airsick
>country life isn't really your thing: lots of demand for talented masons these days, though
>never did understand why unicorns need all those twirls and flourishes but, hey, they pay for it
>one of the Apples - Baked Treat, you think - flutters her eyelashes at the annual bash across the dining table, in between minding the young'uns
>find her out amongst the orchards later, smiling at the trees in the pale moonlight
>you will never mount her in the cool night air, breeding in the natural home of all Apples

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>>30617086

But what if pony AND human is for sexual?

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>>30625586
Apples are for sexual.

>>30625663
Best family. I could easily imagine that, although she's a little hard of hearing these days, Granny Smith's business sense is still formidable. Probably waiting for young Baked Treat to come down from her metaphorical, natch clouds, and offer our friend a 'little something' to get his masonry contracting business off the ground. Family rate.

>Granny Smith is only just past her breeding age
There, I said it. Ten years ago, I bet she could still have had young'ins: these days she's more content to let her grandfoals settle into learnin' the family business while she minds her cider barrels.

Semi-lewd thoughts aside, I love the idea that she's the unofficial midwife for Ponyville - having known some things about some things in her day.

>>30624045
What would said cuteceañara entail?

>>30621169
>Appul
>Twalot
>Pinkie
>Lyra
>Cheerilee
>Spitfire
I mean I'd probably breed most of them but these ones are probably highest on my list

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>>30620741
See the pictures posted in this thread. Then look at this one. It shows what's called a "horse". There, now you know how to differentiate between FIM ponies and horses.

>>30625591
>Barbie Dash will never hold you down while Pony Dash tongue punches your fartbox

You only have a 4 mare limit

>>30617578
>vanilla = boring
>using vanilla as an insult
>"h-haha I'm a filthy degenerate cuckold but at least i'm not NORMAL"
Consider professional help.

>>30616926
Please sauce me.

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>>30627155
>implying you could handle even 1

>>30627155
I only need one.

Rgerereereblahblah is the herdshit thread.

>>30627176
It's in the filename. But honestly, it's better cropped unless you have a hypercunt fetish.

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>>30621169

1- Dickbreaker
2- Tempest Shadow
3- Nightmare Moon
4- Princess Molestia
5- Zajice's Lilith
6- (Pony) Adagio Dazzle

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>>30627182
>Horse Pussy

>>30616921
This nigga have an extra chromosome?

>>30620365
carefully

>>30621169
>AJ
>Limestone Pie
>Diamond Tiara
>Sunbutt

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>>30621169
Vinyl Scratch.
...
...
...
That's about it.
Octavia can watch, if she agrees to behave.

>>30616921
does throwing seaman on her count?

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>>30629808
Why would you do that?

>>30621169
>Lyra
>BonBon
>Cookies n Cream
>Moondancer
>Fleur de lis

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>>30630465
>>Cookies n Cream
nice

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>>30617578
Get off my board you fucking freak

>>30630488
her name is Sweet Biscuit

>>30616921

I would breed all the mud ponies.

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>>30631385
Even Twist?
Gross.

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>>30631549
Maybe after she's had some time to grow up

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Even the other pony races know that earth ponies are superior at breeding.

>>30631549
>>30632512
I bet Twist could be a wild thing, given the opportunity.

>>30633255
The opportunity to make your heart sing?

>>30631549
She might as well do the one thing she's good for.

>>30634311
Deepthroating?

Earth ponies have the most beautiful ponies.

Name one beautiful unicorn or pegasus. Protip: you can't.

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>>30621169
Queen Chrysalis
Button's Mom

>>30617737
>tfw no more tiarawhy flash porn games

>>30634539
>he wants to be the one fertilizing the eggs that Queen Chrysalis lays in his butt
I see you, too, are a man of taste.

>>30621169

Rarity
Cadance
Shining Armor
Celestia
Rahrah

>>30634991
>Shining Armor

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>>30636465
I guess he looks kind of sexy if you genderswap him.

>>30636490
>not finding big masculine stallions hot
what are you, gay?

>>30636490
indeed
https://derpibooru.org/549177

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B R E E D

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>>30621169
It would be easier if I listed the ones I wouldn't breed.

...Which I can't even think of right now.

>>30639058
Your kids would be extra-freakish due to microchimerism from all the animal cum she's taken.

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>>30639088
Poorly memed senpai

>>30639103
[extremely Discord voice] "I've got some microchimerism for her" *unzips dick*

>>30639124
>hilarious and original

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>>30621169
Celestia
Call me a faggot but I only have room in my heart for my waifu.

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>>30639058
B
R
E
E
D

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>>30639314
BREED THE PRINCESS

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>>30639974
BREED PRINCESS NOW

>>30640058
BABY IS FOR CARE NOT FOR FUK
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!

>>30640058
>>30640065
>"Which one of my parents do you like kissing the most, Anon?"

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>>30640058
That one is too young. Wait a few years.

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>>30640058
filly is not for sexual you fucking degenerate

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>>30639058
I would fucking destroy her

>>30616921

>not breeding the pony literally made for breeding

Do you even WANT satyrs? Cause this is how you get satyrs.

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>>30616988

No, let me show you the proper way to post that.

I would breed with any pony, to be honest.

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>>30640065
>>30640854
>>30640964
>Not wanting to breed the filly.

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>>30641129
Filly is fine. Babby is not.

>>30641129
>not posting the horsepuss equipped version
WEAK

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>>30640854
In a few years her wings will be so big it'll be impossible to fuck her indoors.

>>30638938
That's pretty sexy as well.

>>30641094
Satyrs a shit tho.

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>>30642884
Yes, centaurs are much better.

>>30616921
>there are people who wouldn't

>>30616921
So all I gotta do to make a good quality, long lasting thread is post a picture of a one-shot mare and say something that implies sex.
Got it.

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>>30645017
Now you get out there and shit some posts, boy!

>>30642884
wrong

>Harshwhinny

That is some god-tier taste my dude

>>30621169
AJ
Flutters
Pinkie
Twi
Celestia
Zecora
Coco
Lyra
Adagio
Aria
Sonata
Sunset
Marble
Maybe Chrysalis

>you will never feel BonBon - soft, but firm in all the best places BonBon - pop twice underneath you
>in-between melting into you, she's still able to wrap her legs around you and beg to be filled
lyra was just a convenient cover/alibi for her 'real' job

>>30616921
I actually would.

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>>30640082
Shining Armor, obviously
such big, strong horsy lips

>>30646033
Who are you quoting?

>>30624084
Why did you type being a fag twice?

>>30642935
Twilight has a face straight from animal crossing

>>30646033
what the other anon said

>>30647123
>Bon swats dumb I HAV HANDS IM SPECIAL brony horse across the muzzle using her tail
>the strands curl around your arm as you both turn to leave
>later enjoy an ice cream while Bon talks about her day job at her artisan candy store, pointedly avoiding talking about her other interests and why she 'works late'
minor autism: I love the idea of completing Bon.

>>30650673
>>30647123
>not herding with two close friends.
>they dont want that minty sweetness.

>>30627203
>hyper

Fucking fuck damn it all to hell.

>ywn round up every prolific hyper anything artist, who can actually draw, and force them into camps where they must churn out content with normal sized genitals

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>>30650700
>herding
cheapens it

>>30650700
This
if you pick one you take the other with her, it's a two or nothing kinda deal

>>30650732
>wanting to come between them in anything but the literal sense.

>>30621169
>luna
>luna
>luna
>twi
>celly

>>30650732
I'm not a fan either, but some ponies are clearly a package deal.

>>30650805
>Mintpone will never sit on your face and grind her plump petals on your lips as she begs you to use more of your tongue against her winking pearl
>Bonbon will never ride your cock with abandon all the while, her fat cheeks slapping in rhythm with your thighs
>You'll never groan as you feel her walls clench around your throbbing cock, your tip hitting her deepest barrier while Lyra gives you more of her nectar to consume
>Bonbon will never notice how close you are, groaning herself before she brings her, your, girlfriend's lips to her own, slamming her core back one last time
>You'll never lose yourself in them, grunting, your sounds muffled by Lyra's lips, as you feel your cock spurting every ounce you can give her
>You'll never hear them happily coo and sigh on top of you, their own voices resonating in between each other's lips
>Bonbon will never clean your face, as well as some of your mouth, with her tongue while Lyra cleans your cock and bonbon's drooling pussy
>You'll never snuggle together, a mare in each arms and fall asleep after telling each other how great that was and how much you love them

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>>30652129
Two ponies for each human.

>Lyra
>unicorns
>ever
no thanks. i'll stick with imagining sexy thoughts about Bon Bon instead. like the big, wide curve of her rump, and the way her teats and tummy have just enough enticing softness to jiggle without it being unpleasant.

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>>30654097
I prefer pegasi.

>>30642935

Centaurs are also acceptable, but you get what magic pony genetics give you.

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>>30616921
That's the most retarded thing I have ever heard.

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You wouldn't kiss and spoon with this horse.

>>30654097
Das racist.

>>30629806
>not breeding Octavia

How could you resist her plump rump?

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B R E E D

OH FUG

bomp

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>108 posters
>none of them interested enough in breeding to keep the breeding thread alive
shameful

you all disgust and sicken me

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>>30617086
actually fucking kill yourself

>>30661403
For what purpose, at this point?
It's not like somebody's going to come along and write an adorable greentext about family life with a pony.

>>30662194
DON'T TEMPT ME.

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>>30662492

>>30662492
>implying you don't want to

trips
>>30616999
wait for
>>30617777

>>30662597
I can't imagine Twi having that smol a bookshelf about any subject, especially one she's personally invested in.
Immersion ruined.

>>30662194
I'll try and cook up a green tomorrow
Which pone?

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>>30621631

Would hire, would cheerfully engage in afternoon delight in the dining room.

>>30616921
Whatever happened to CoCo is an anal slut

>>30621169
>Luna
>Celestia
>Twilight
>Fluttershy

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>>30663399
The adorable flower trio.

>>30663966
Nice

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>>30656360
Her rump just doesn't look that good when placed next to Vinyl's.

>>30664176
THIQQ FOAL BEARING HIPS

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>>30664237
Fluttershy is the best for foal bearing

>>30655470
Earth ponies don't belong on their backs, numpty. They belong on all fours, as is right and natural.

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>>30664267
But what if you want to see her cute horse face twisting in ecstasy, the jiggling of her pudgy belly and little plump titties as well as those fat, thick thighs spread in all their voluptous glory?

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>>30664267
But then you can't breed her in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation while kissing her lovingly and holding her hoof.

>>30664244
fluttershy is one of the skinniest ponies, so no

>>30663966
I like this.

>>30663966
God damn, how am I supposed to green something like that?
Like, breeding the three of them? At the same time?
Having half a dozen kids with each of them?
That won't be comfy and adorable, that's a fucking nightmare

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>>30665362
>Not wanting a home filled with the innumerable foals of your flower sister herd.

>>30666341
Dude, I want a big family and all, but that's just TOO MUCH
I am but a man, I couldn't ever find the time to play with them all and teach them shit
10 kids maximum

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>>30664308
you aint foolin anyone senpai

>>30663267
Maybe it's just a shelf for the stuff she's currently reading and she has many more elsewhere.

>>30666540
Fluttershy isn't as thick and breedable as her friends, that's for sure.

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>>30667271
Patently false

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>>30666356
How about Coco?

>>30668381
Coco Pommel is the cutest name ever. Also the perfect name to name your club. Or your ship.

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Colonize the native mares.

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>>30668198
She has a natural model physique and never needs to physically coerce her animal friends to do anything because she has fucking mind control eyes and she has to compete with Angel for food.

>>30621169
Trixie, Spitfire, Candy Apple, Cherry Jubilee, Tree Hugger.

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>>30616921
Yes, I would

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>>30670529
C O M M E N C E

>>30670986
>panty outlines and big crotch
tiddies in a bra
MAXIMUM OVER LEWD

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>>30670986

Oh yes, I would hit that. Even if I had to take a chair over there afterwards.

>>30666735

Well yeah, it is. Twilight has bookshelves all over Ponyville in case of a book emergency. Three decent sized tomes is generally enough to keep her until she can get to the next source of literate materials to sustain her alicorn powers as the Princess of Books, because she sure as fuck doesn't manage Friendship that well.

>>30670986
S A U C E
P
L
S

>>30621169
AJ
Ponka
Ms. Cake
Teen AJ
Marble
Gleaming shield
AJ again
Twi
And any mare of the apple family bloodline

I would also breed human shimmer, but only if she also has horse genitals

>born too late to breed Granny Smith

>>30621169
>Windy Whistles
>Twilight Velvet
>Mrs. Shy
>Cookie Crumbles
>Cloudy Quartz
>Pear Butter
>Mrs. Cake
>Stormy Flare

I'm sure you're sensing a pattern here.

>>30673028
>you will never mount not-quite-Granny-yet Smith's firm, muscular haunches over her cider barrels
>you will never mount Mrs Cake's plump, thick rump after her husband.
it's incredibly sexy that she's had two foals already, especially if she's still lactating. I'm too far gone, I'm sorry

>>30673385
>Tfw they'll never hold you down to get what they want.

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>>30672537
>you will NEVER

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Glim would breed you

>>30673727
>*use bullshit cult leader/time powers to 'borrow' ponies from any point in time for you to breed
hello I'd like to force myself onto and into a terrified filly rainbow dash please

What mare would want to be the big spoon?

What mare would want to be the little spoon?

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>>30673829
theyd all want to be little spoons

>>30616921
Do it only to see if you can hit the genetic lottery and grab some recessive unicorn or pegesai genes

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>>30673943
This is why I'd breed a pegasus. I'd want my babbies to have wings and glorious flight.

>>30670249
>pic
Change Appul and RD places and it's perfect.

>>30673948
>tfw your human genetics makes them an Earth Pony

>>30674002
Why would RD be bigger than AJ? Also, Panka is too smol and Twilight is canonically the big mare

>>30674698
>Panka is too smol
She's fun size.

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we gonna start the breedin or what

>>30616921
earth ponies are the best for breeding though, you fucking faggot.

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>>30674698
>Why would AJ be the second-smallest?
"Fucking marelets, when will they learn?"

>Tfw human x pony doesn't make cute satyrs
>But the pony equivalent of Toadline pitbulls

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>>30677059

>>30616988
Dubs confirm that you have issues, m8.

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>when you nut so good you feel a wave of calm and satisfaction with life for the briefest of moments

>>30677668
Scene, with two Earth ponies instead:
>bed looks like it went through a shredder
>retard green-skinned suit-wearer autism magnet being loaded into a ponebulance
>two snoozing, perfectly content mares at the epicenter, one kicking her legs in her sleep

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I would have many, many children with the waifu

>>30677874
Scene, with two unicorns:
>Multiple horn shaped stab wounds

>>30677437
Followed by
>"What the fuck was I masturbating to."

>>30679489
Actually, no. I felt something...pure, orgasming to cute ponies whereas I always felt dirty with anything else.

Are CP's the final redpill?

>>30679634
i see what you did there

>>30679871
Did it on a whim ^;)

You wouldn't pass up a shitpost and look for a thread that actually discusses a topic that interests you.

what is with the lack of breeding going on here

you people disgust me

>>30677437
Every single night I imagine myself with my waifu and every single time I feel this, for more than a moment. It's amazing and I can't get enough of it. Everything else doesn't do it anymore for me, only this immense bliss of existence that lasts until I fall asleep imagining her in my arms.

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>>30617676
>begasi

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>>30681140
Right?

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>>30681629
I know that feel as well. The thought of being with my waifu again is what pulls me through each day.
Why can't she be real?

>>30681629
>>30682517
same. it sure helps that I've found some art recently that perfectly encapsulates what I think she would look like

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"TWILIGHT! TWI- HEY TWILIGHT!"
>Your banging on Twilight Sparkles's door stops when she opens it.
>She looks a mess, her mane all tussled and eyes half-open.
>"I get it... Wha-" The pony lets out a huge yawn, "Whazz goin' on?"
>You rub your hands together anxiously, making Dr. Shekelstein proud.
"Twilight, can humans breed ponies?"
>You're answered with a blank sleepy stare.
>"What time izzit?" She looks back inside at a clock on her wall, "Three in the morning?!"
"Twilight, please!"
>Now your friend seems rather grumpy, "Anon, It's like three hours before sunrise- can this wait?"
>You stoop down and grab Twilight by the whithers, looking gravely into her eyes.
"No. I need to know now. Can. Humans. Breed. Ponies here?!"
>Twilight raises an eyebrow and her face flushes slightly, "I don't- I don't know! Why are you asking me this?"
>You stand back up and pinch the bridge of your nose with a sigh.
"Damn. I need to know... Rarity introduced me to her friend Coco Pommel last night and I sort of had a few drinks and sort of voiced my thoughts and long story short: I asked her to be my pony girlfriend."
>Twilight blinks and shakes her head, "Wait... I thought you didn't like ponies? And what was that stuff about breeding?"
>You rub your hands together and sigh.
"Well, I need to know because Coco said the only way we could be together is if I uh,"
>You do air quotes.
"Put a foal inside of her. And she also said I have to start going to her church. And we have to get married. Hey, can humans get married to ponies?"
>Oh great, you didn't even think about that...
>Twilight holds up a hoof, "Wait- Anon I know just as much as you about this stuff! You're the first and only human in Equestria, so-"
>She will be of no help.
"I gotta go... I have to go get a cross. Or whatever church ponies wear here."
>You turn and leave Twilight, mumbling to yourself.
>"Wait! Anon, where are you going?!"
"To breed a pony!"

Kek

>>30682832
>tfw you'll never convert to pony religion and fuck Coco full of satyr bastards

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>>30681845
so cute

>>30683209
That's, uh, a very interesting image...

A nice strong man, that's what I want to be for my waifu

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>>30684370
You have to force her to take a break eventually, or she'll hurt your child.
Just remind her that in a few years, she can give satyru chores.

it is kill

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>>30685400
A CUTE

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>>30685409
Is "Anon, waifu, and satyr daughter" the highest form of fanart?

>>30682832
>religion
>A perfect wedding
>Bell ring
I DEMAND THIS!

>>30670529
>>30669660
DELICIA

>>30670529
>>30670986
Daddy like it.

>>30685535
Yes.

>>30621169
>Zecora
>Other Zebra
>Another Zebra
>Native Pony

>>30676451
>ponies are very casual and forward about sex
>random ponies who just met you ask if you want to breed
>they get very confused if you turn them down

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>>30685596
no

i dont like it

>>30685596
disgusting

>>30685601
Fug is for love.
Daughteru fug is for deepest love.

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>>30685733
yes

fug is deserved for waifu love

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>>30685596
>ponies act like western women who discovered tinder

>>30685790
This, ponies are pure and are made for loving.

>>30685790
>>30686076
This. The whole point is I want to get AWAY from nasty skanky roastie whores. Why would I want to bring what I wanted to get away from?

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>>30685596
Fuck no

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>>30685790
>>30686076
>>30686100
P U R E
P E R F E C T
L O Y A L

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>>30674655
>earth poner
>not wanting your kid to become one with the land, feeding him and keeping him secure even when SHTF
>not wanting your child to level up his cleverness due to lack of OP magic and become a business magnate or entrepreneur
Earth poners are still an upgrade from humans f a m i l y.

>>30685790
>>30686100
>>30686159
>Faggots who think all women fell into the "being a slut is progressive" meme shit.
>>30685596
>Faggots who actually like those nasty, slutty women.
>>30686260
>Misanthropes

Some real fucking cancer goin' on here all of a sudden.

>>30686351
>triggered autistic dipshit calling everyone a faggot
>Some real fucking cancer goin' on here all of a sudden.
Pot calling the kettle: the post

>>30686351
>>Faggots who think all women fell into the "being a slut is progressive" meme shit.
If you live in any Urban or even Sub-urban area, chances are extremely high you're looking at a thot wherever you are.

You're only chance to get the traditional loving wife is in sub-rural or rural areas where tradition is still prized and valued.

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>>30686351
HHUHUHUH TELL ME ABOUT IT, BRO

ALL THESE FUCKIN VIRGIN FAGS, HUHUHUHU, JUST GET OUT AND SMASH AND BEE URSELF, MIRITE

>>30686379
>>30686363
>>30686353
>>30686351
>>>/r9k/

>>30686388
>>>/r/malefeminism