MLP General

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Pony lolis are for sexual.

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>>30609998
Disgusting.

>>30609998
I see precisely 0 ponies in that picture.

Which mane 7 do you want to sing you a bedtime song?

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>>30610019
The one that actually did, and it was one of the most beautiful things on the show.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dV_ucn1hhYo

>>30610019
Mama Starlight

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>>30610019
Maud Pie

featureless

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>>30610059

Have you painted your EqG mini figures panties yet, MLPG?

>>30610065
not you

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>>30610067

>>30610079
where are these fillies' parents

this is outrageous

>>30610077
Why do you hurt me like this.

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>>30610083
Fillies are free range in Ponyville.

>>30610088
Shes eating her, and then shes gonna eat me!

>>30610087
It's therapeutic.

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I'm going to bed. Have a poof.

>>30610087
At least it isn't an exploding tree.

>>30610107
you cant just poof and run you fucker

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>filly

What if your qt filly wasn't Bluetooth 4 compliant but a new, less qtr filly was?

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>>30610147
>pregnant filly

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>filly: hard mode

>>30610161
Thanks for the heart attack.

>>30610158
Visible disgust

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>>30610191
Are you saying you wouldn't breed your filly?

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>"Your chronic filly addiction is getting worse, Anon. We gotta treat it before it gets out of control"

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>>30610019
Fluttershy, provided I get bed time snuggles with her too

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What you need is a mature mare.

A *very* mature mare.

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>>30610210
Oh i would.
But she's too young to beget pregnant.
Pregnancies are disgusting.

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>>30610228
Oh come on, young adult ones are fine, too

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Older mares need love too

Why do I hang out with you people again?

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>>30610236
Our love for ponyass, I guess

>>30610221
>>30610228
>>30610253
I'm trying to avoid fapping too often, goddammit.

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>>30610258
Then have a filly pic. You wouldn't fap to a filly, would you?

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>>30610258
Pfft, I'm on day 27of nofap and I'm posting these without a problem. Just hold on, it's not that hard.

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>>30610228

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>>30610262
There's no such thing as fapping to fillies too often.

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>best pony

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>>30610347
whooops, you posted the wrong pic. Don't worry, anon, I got you covered

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>>30610359

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What if FiM had a more urban setting?

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>>30610364
>oc
ew, anon. Just ew.

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>ncase.me/trust/
Ponies are so fucked, poor things.

>>30610370
then it'd be the nth boring show about urban life

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>In 1985, when Americans were asked how many close friends they had, the most common answer was "three". In 2004, the most common answer was "zero".

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>>30610382
Thank god I'm not murrkan, then

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>>30610313
I wanna shave that pone

>>30610372
Why do earth ponies have the best rumps?

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>>30610407
They don't.

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>ywn Sunbutt's large, warm cake storage unit

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>>30610370
mirroredsea is amazing. I'm a bit afraid, when an artist appears out of nowhere like that, he may disappear the same way. But, God, his art is beautiful.

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>>30610418
It's the earth pony in her that gives her that ass.

>>30610425
That pone is a weaboo.

>>30610370
I'd prefer that MLP not get the Legend of Korra treatment.

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>>30610370
Friendship on motorcycles sounds awesome

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>>30610432

[fillies externally]

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lewd

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canon weaboo

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This butt is made for farting, and that's just what it'll do.
One of these days this butt is gonna, fart all over you.

>>30610450
But canon shit artist.
Worse than fucking Pinkie Pie

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Threadly reminder, Flutters watches anime with ponies, which is vastly better than your Chinese cartoons. Don't defile the ponies pretending that they have shit taste.

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>>30610484
>your
Who do you take me for? A fucking weeb?

>>30610484
What did pony Shinji do when he saw pony Asuka naked in her hospital room?

>The Instrumentality was a planet-wide hug

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>>30610425
Seeing how that stuff looks, I'm pretty sure it's someone from Pixiv who simply got his stuff uploaded recently.

The movie-style photo paintovers are a clear giveaway. Ditto for the colors used.

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>>30610490
>The Instrumentality was a planet-wide hug

Got ya covered!

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>Today is System Administrator Appreciation Day

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Guess I'm the only one who finds Conbudou's art interesting, ain't it?

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>>30610505
look at the size of that fukkin' head
jesus

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>>30610514
ok, ok, got it.

>>30610503
sysadmins deserve death

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I still hold out hope we get at least one episode with a guest animator form Japan.

>>30610524
It could be interesting, as long as it's an MLP pony ep and not some weeb tropeshit featuring recolored MLP-like characters.

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>>30610524
Guest animators were a mistake.

>>30610536
You've no idea how Japanese animators work, do you?

Tommy Wiseau in Equestria

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>>30610543
Of course not, anon. You're the only one enlightened enough to know how animeshit works.

Alas, all I have left is ponies!

>>30610543
He probably doesn't understand how animation works at all.

I just realized that Celestia's mane colors are supposed to be the color of the morning sky.

>>30610490
Nothing, they're always naked.

>>30610542
They weren't.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0Sy6GJAQto

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>anime episode
>Fluttershy is the protagonist

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>>30610562
[insert morning glory joke about her ass here]

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>>30610570
unf feet

>>30610573
>it's about Fluttershy getting over her fear of crowds so she can go to a neighponese animation convention

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>>30610578
You always gotta make it weird, anon.

>>30610578
oh please, that episode had a pantyshot of Nicole IN THE NOT-ANIMU scenes.

[a] mock the weebs
[b] punch the weebs
[c] kill the weebs

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>>30610587
What the hell is that black thing?

>>30610589
[d] watch anime

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>>30610589
Chill, sis.

We're just little girls who enjoy watching animated cute girls doing cute things.

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>>30610591
It's a changeling.
They're pretty rare nowadays, since the cancer set in.

Filly is now a weeb.

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>>30610599
But I usually don't like anime like that.

>>30610603
Slap filly till she becomes normal again

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>>30610604
I don't ever take this stuff into consideration.
After all, MLP itself is perfectly described as cute girls doing cute things.

There's utter crap without a single cute girl in it and there's great shows that are nothing but.

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Why aren't you still a filly yet?

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>>30610622
But i am. And i am here to arrest you on your bad grammar.
Why are you still not a filly*

>>30610605
>sigh
>try restoring filly to factory settings
>"kyaaaaaaaah~ that tickles, anon-kun!"
>sigh louder
>dump filly in the nearest "Used fillies" bin
>get a new filly with integrated anti-weeb protection

>>30610605
>fillies liking cute and sometimes lewd girls doing cute or lewd things
>not normal

>>30610646
>get a new filly with integrated anti-weeb protection

>The protection they're using is the same one as in the old model, just done by a separate chip.
>If you say the phrase "Cute girls doing cute things," they open a port to connect to Crunchyroll which then gets terminated by the additional HW but in doing so prevents the port from being closed again.
>Using the old craked key, you simply send the "signed" key over this port and name it something the OS executes periodically.

You were infringing on filly rights, Anonymous had to act.

>>30610646
>ywn break open a Used Fillies bin and get a free army of defective fillies with older features or not updated bellyrubs drivers

I just want a little filly buddy to play videogames and watch animu with.

>>30610665
Oh, don't worry, no filly of mine would ever be allowed to connect online unsupervised. I even disabled the wifi and uninstalled the drivers from the kernel: if filly wants to connect she has to use her lan port (which is in her ponut)

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>>30610671
I tried installing Derpian on one of those, worked out pretty well

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>>30610681
That's lewd, Anon.

Would you put your brain in a robot filly?

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>>30610673
Filly says we're all equestrians and we'll fight through thick and thin, we'll keep our land a horse land stop the anime coming in.

>>30610686
Derpian is amazing, it's Dinkbuntu that's complete and utter crap

Your filly familiar is secretly plotting your downfall.

>>30610689
I would put a lot of things inside a filly.

>>30610681
>uninstalled the drivers from the kernel

This is consumer grade software, anon.
Don't be getting any fancy ideas about even touching the kernel, let alone modifying it in that way.

Modern OS of the non-Linux variety would simply keep a copy of the wi-fi drivers (hidden in places the computer will never let you access) and reinstall them on restart, if it didn't crash outright to do so.
The network card is an integrated part of the motherboard so no way of getting rid of it on the hardware side of things, either.

>>30610688
No, it gets lewd when I put my hand in her ponut, connect the lan wire and then download backdoor discovery software in her uterus

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>>30610708

Predict which upcoming episodes will be bad.

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>>30610704
well then, I'll get a Pinkie Pi3. I always wanted to try installing RiscOS on it (on the Pi1 it didn't like wifi keyboards, iirc)

>>30610728
Any episode that involves Spike

>>30610728
The ones with too much Glimmer.

>>30610732
*wireless

>>30610738
You can never have too much Glimmer

Don't think about naked fillies.

>>30610742
Any non-zero amount of Glimmer is too much Glimmer.

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look at that little snoot go

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>>30610425
>mirroredsea is amazing.

>Drawing for 2 years.
>Watches more anime than MLP.
>His favorites season is S1.
>Says he can't give any season after 1-3 more than 8/10 with a straight face.
>Flutterfag.

Filly says this isn't a phase. This is really who she is. Don't make fun of her adorable little filly beliefs.

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>>30610748
>he can't give any season after 1-3 more than 8/10 with a straight face.
>Flutterfag
>S1 is his favorite season
Nah

>>30610757
>Nah

It's true. Look up his interview on MLPForums.

>>30610750
>smirk
>whisper in her ear "SAVAGE. BELLY. RUBS."
>lick my lips while her beliefs slowly crumble in a world of blush and shivering fluff

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>>30610761
No I mean someone with taste that bad can be amazing.

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How much would you pay to kiss her?

>>30610736

Triple Threat might be good.

>>30610747
Would you take Hub Logo on a date to the Crystal Fair?

>>30610773
Nothing because fillies aren't real.

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>>30610775
It won't be.

>>30610781

What if it's as bad as Princess Spike or Spike At Your Service?

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this young woman is actually a horse

>>30610786
not to mention she's actually pink

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>>30610784
Then I have to wait longer for an episode where Spike isn't a huge bitch or completely retarded.

>>30610786
Does she do horsey things?

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>>30610503
>>30610693
>Sysadmins.

>>30610800

Do you think it'll be as bad as those episode?

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The Polish and Latin American trailers are out. Updated list.

English: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Oumz6Gkl3E
French: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NY82OFSROoE
German: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNgoY80X3ig
Danish: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yt5RGTK94BY
Finnish: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8_JgM-dmZI
Ukrainian: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VI49Ze3-Ozc
Turkish: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjgzgZQar0o
Dutch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q30Ve6LlO5w
Hungarian: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DCBfysFnTs
Estonian: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAOIUiAeOwk
Norwegian: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poOqMGu5Z_Q
Greek: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yk7VcNj3D74
Polish: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zm4rmCrgSbs
LatAm: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASLgjcLOqyo

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>>30610809
I like Princess Spike a little bit so if it's as enjoyable as that then that'll be pretty cool. Really think it's hard to be as bad as SAYS

>>30610837

I personally don't think it will be as bad as Spike At Your Service.

>>30610837
well since says was better than princess spike it should be fine if it's only as good as princess spike

>>30610827
That's a cute pony.

>>30610827
There any consensus about which one of those looks the best?

>>30610865
Of course she's cute. She's a pony.

>>30610827
That poor saturation mare

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We have a name!
https://derpibooru.org/1496768

SAYS being bad is the worst post S2 meme aside from S1 being overrated. Merriwether did nothing wrong.

What if Twilight makes extra money by charging stallions to fuck Spike in the ass?

>>30610886
This is the derpygate all over again. #SaveGina

>>30610876
It's going to come down to how the iTunes/Netflix/DVD/BR version looks like in the end.

Still, this is a magnificent amount of incompetence.

>>30610848
>says was better than princess spike
In what fucking universe?

>>30610897
In this one, anon.

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>>30610897
>>30610906
They were both fucking horrible. What is there even to quarrel about.

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I see your true colors
And that's why I love you
So don't be afraid to let them show
Your true colors
True colors are beautiful
Like a rainbow

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>>30610740

>>30610019
Spike. I want Dragon cuddles.

How would ponigrish sound like?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlLhw1mtCFA

>>30611039

English spoken in a Japanese accent just sounds weird.

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Does anyone else have more of the """subtle""" horse images used to summon him?

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>>30611039
Fucking adorable, that's what.
Because of the slightly longer nature of their mouth, they would probably have more points of articulation and therefore a high amount of vowels.

I would personally go with an older Germanic sounding language, because of the number of vowels and because that to me is the sound of an 'older' fantasy languages. Plus it means they would probably conjugate the word 'pony' a bunch of different ways.

But I would think they have less 'harsh' consonants. 'Cute' noises babies make would be more frequent. Like plosives (p, d, g) and nasals (n, m). Their language would use repetition more frequently than ours, maybe for making things plural, maybe for just making something 'big' or 'imoprtant' (hokey-pokey, super-duper, choo-choo, zig-zag, etc).

Make 'horse noise syllables' more frequent, like hi, ni, nei, yee, etc.

Lots of onomatopoeia because I think those are also adorable. Animals would basically all be named after the sounds they make. Whether literally or abstract ("sheen" meaning silence, as in the Japanese sfx for silence).

But I would think it would still need to be "English" like in word etymology (so Germanic with a touch of French) otherwise people would reject it as being "like ponies".

I-I haven't thought about this at all.

>>30611082
*as being "not like ponies"

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>>30611071
Just search barely pony related on derpi

>>30611095
Not quite, I need the specific ones that get used (like that centre of the temperature gauge) for meme reasons - it has to be the ones people would recognize

>>30610950
Remember that in Equestria, all colors are beautiful

Unless you're black because that means you're evil LOL

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>>30611109
Oh.

>>30611082
>otherwise people would reject it as being "like ponies".

Aren't horses native to Siberia or someplace like that?
They kind of have more of a thing for throat-singing than they have for English vocabulary.

It was a fun writeup.

Filly doesn't know what sex is. Is it a kind of pie? Like when people are always talking about having sex?

>>30611182
That's what you get for openly talk about sex near innocent fillies.

>>30611181
*Unsheathes Katana*

>>30611181

>jumps over her because she's like one foot fall at the shoulders lmao

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>>30611182
>>30611192
Well, it's when...
*music starts playing*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0O6mC9tFP1A

Filly reminds you that she's not a bird nor a bee.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UosfX5u14g

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>"Don't none a yall worry, ahm gonna get this here Amistad to shore safely."

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It's Friday morning, ponyfuckers!
Spike your coffee, it's going to be a great day.

>>30611375
>the ponies wear life jackets
Top cuck.

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>>30611385
Fuck you, I'm out of cigarettes

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>>30611390
You best unfuck yourself then, Anon. We got lots of ponying to do.

Don't think I've ever been as worried about an episode as I am about Triple Threat.

>>30611407
I think it will be good, but not as focused on Spike as it should be.

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>>30611113
Um excuse me

When a filly comes along

You must whip it

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>>30611407
Heh, I remember when I was worried about 28 pranks later.
And it was much, much, much, much worse than I expected.
I almost kill myself.
But here I am. You'll be fine, too.

>>30611423
Don't worry, fillies
My dick has time for all of you in turn

>Go ahead, Stud

>>30611428
t. Dashfags

You should be used to your episodes being garbage by now.

>>30611432
Thank you, that's very polite of you let me have the first turn in Battleship

>>30611419
What do I win by doing that?

>>30611443
MMDW and 28PL were good episodes. In fact I'd put them in the top 10 best episodes of the series.

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>>30611443
Revenge is my reason to live. One day they will pay for this.

>>30610950
>comparing colours
>using a fucking GIF
is this a god damn joke?

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I want another Nightmare Night episode.

>>30611449
I don't know about best episodes of the series, but MMDW is unjustly hated more than it should be.
Yes, the girls were weird for going that far out of their way to 'teach Dash a lesson'.
But there's so many great moments, screencaps and faces from that episode.

The Rainbow Dash fanclub, Dash signing autographs, Dash (nearly) kissing AJ as that picture's being taken. All the filly costumes, the return of the Pinkie sense, Ponyville having building codes worse than Haiti. Dash sad on a rain cloud, the Batman references.

The rest of the mane six went too far to teach Dash a lesson in humility but maybe Dash is just too up her own ass to get anything less.

>>30611489
>Yes, the girls were weird for going that far out of their way to 'teach Dash a lesson'.
Not really, it seemed fair enough to me. Dash acted self centred and the rest put her in her place.

>>30611496
Maybe so. Maybe I'm just thinking of my knee-jerk first reaction.

I still love that Dash saw that Mare Do Well could do magic and then saw she could fly and didn't start calling bullshit right there. Instead she was just fucking stunned.

Pony Pizzagate is real.

>>30611489
>screen caps and faces now justify a shitty episode

>>30611510
We must protect our fillies.

>>30611509
Shows how dumb she is. She's the least intelligent of the M6 by a good margin.

>>30611510
By celestia said it was fake

>>30611511
>Not watching the show exclusively for memefaces.

>>30611525
>watching the show

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>>30611543
I like having context for all my pony images.

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>>30611551
Sometimes context can be tricky.

>>30610587
>"I love the way your eggs slide inside of me and how heavy they are. Thank you~"

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>>30611591

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>>30611567

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>>30611597
>sad ab
I want to protect her smile and make her feel loved.

Apple blossom
Sweetie bloom

Why don't we see fat ponies in equestria

>>30611640
Mrs. Cake is chub.
Rarity's Mom is thick.
There's also that one pony we don't talk about.

>>30610309
Zipporwhill is sexy.

>>30611640
theyre vegan, there was one obese pony in fashion designers episode

>>30611626
APPLE BELLE
SWEEPLE LOO

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Birbhorses are great.

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>>30611654
>theyre vegan
What kind of definition are we going for here? Because they most definitely use eggs in their baking.

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>>30611649

>>30611696
Yes. This is the right amount of chub horse.
Enough to enjoy it but not enough to affect her health.
I'd put cream in her coffee, if you know what I mean.

>>30611694
yes

>>30611412

What makes you think it will be good?

>>30611654
Then why does applejack raise cows, chickens, and pigs?

>>30611735
its a cartoon

>>30611735
Word of Faust for the pigs is that they "needed a place to live" and the in-world excuse is "truffle hunting and food waste disposal".

I think Anon is silly and that they raise the cows for milk and chickens for eggs. We've seen them baking with eggs multiple times and the them having a concept of milking a cow for milk to be drunk by another kind of animal was shown in Boast Busters.

>>30611654
>theyre vegan

You mean vegetarian. They have cakes, cupcakes, pies, pancakes, crepes...
All of these require ingredients unobtainable to the vegans.

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>>30610842

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>>30611760
I mean, in theory you can make a "flax egg" substitute by mixing flax meal and water. Add in baking powder/soda and you have a decent substitute for baking.
Oil for butter.
Milk can be soy milk or oil+water substitute.
Vegan "scrambled eggs" are typically flax egg and tofu.

That being said, even Pinkie Pie said they were vegetarian in Over A Barrel. Not vegan, vegetarian.

She's also talked about eating hot dogs, but we see carrot dogs so much and never got a name for them, that could just be what they're called.

I'd still argue being vegan in Equestria would be silly. There's no animal cruelty going on. There's no meat/leather industry being supported indirectly.

>>30611798
>Milk can be soy milk or oil+water substitute.
>Vegan "scrambled eggs" are typically flax egg and tofu.

These kind of stuffs only exist because we have Asia.
Ponies do not have Asia (you know, rice, soy, bamboo...), or at least don't really seem to come in contact with them.

>>30611845
Tofu is just soybean curds. I agree though, the concept is from Asia.

Plus I don't think they would come up with these vegan substitutes without the animal products being in use already.

So I agree with you it's silly.

>>30611640
But Rainbow Dash is in a lot of episodes

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>ew gross they eat eggs

>>30611934
A crystal peg leg seems like a really bad idea

>>30611934
Cute bird.

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>the adults are addicted to our breastmilk
>whatta bunch of creeps

>>30611934
I am joining her pirate crew. I will prove my worth by pillaging and rapping my way through ponyville.

>>30611951
if its a magic crystal that shoots lasers i would call it a good idea

>>30611963
I only drink pure filly milk in the mornings, thank you.

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>>30611995
you cant milk a filly

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>>30611972
>rapping

>>30612004
You can milk pretty much anything with nipples.

>>30612004
who angered noi?? ill kill em

>>30612004
You're not trying hard enough.

>>30611995


I drink filly juice.

Sometime right from the source from a random filly

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Welp, another reason to watch the movie

>>30612107
How do I get one

>>30612107
i want to drink out of a pony

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sD-qWX_E_yE

>>30612125
Why is NOI working at the greasy slut

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>>30612125

>Noi don't get a musical CM
>Get a pillow one instead

MEME FILLY strike again

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foop

>>30612148
shut the fuck up you idiot i know you love memes

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I want a Noi plushie.

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>>30612156

Noi is the best memefu

>>30612125
Why are they wearing MAGA hats?

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>>30612166
>Chinese sellers have obscure OCs donut steel in stock
>still no Noi plushies
Why is this allowed?

>>30612184
Because all ponies love Donald J. Trump.

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>>30612201
I knew ponies were perfect.

>>30612125
Holy shit that was cute as fuck

>>30612201
I knew ponies were idiots.

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>>30612184
Because they have no idea what an "America" is.

How do you pronounce noi

>>30612280
"Noi"

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>>30612280
Rhymes with boy.

>>30612280
Like ROI but with an N.

>>30612260

and those hats just have a strange ability to pop up everywhere

>>30612280

"MEME FILLY"

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>>30612280
Hoй

>>30612305
Stop bullying my daughteru.

>>30612303
Like on your horse's head.

>>30612280
You sing it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHwn4129fEY

>>30612303
Thank god I've never seen one IRL, it would have been hella cringy

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>>30612309

Hey man it was free

>>30612317
Homura did nothing wrong.

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>>30612324

>>30612335

STOP THAT YOU

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>>30612324
Just like america and speech.

>>30612339

someone is going to get horse kicked

oppai fillies

>>30612339
...fat?

>>30612318
Old men in my area wear them unironically.

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>>30612351
Full figured.

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how do i prevent my filly from becoming a weeb, or nerd, or furry, or tubmlr, or the type of person who make a mylittlepony OC.

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>>30612369
she probably already likes anime and you don't even know it

>>30612355
It might have helped the fact that I'm not murrkan, nor living anywehere near that continent.

>>30612378
No one likes anime, it's a meme.

What is a filly?

https://derpibooru.org/1497001

>>30612399
Horse loli.

>>30612369
You have to recompile the firewall and make sure it has ipv6 rules active.

>>30612399
A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF CUDDLES!