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>filly

If you could hug a pony but would immediately die afterwards would you?

NEW THREAD WHERE?

What episodes are you looking forward to? Dreading?

Will we be discussing the latest episode of Game of Pones?

>>30613938
Can I pick the pony?

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>best pony

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Filly AND colt

I think Star vs. The Forces of Evil is a really good show.

Anyone watch it?

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>>30613974

>>30613952
Yes but they have to consent, and they know you'll die.

>>30613990
I pick Bonbon

I think you're all a bunch of degenerates.

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>>30614010
Yes and

>>30614010
Think?
I mean we have like, 6 years of documented proof at this point.

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>>30614010
>MMXVII A.D.
>not being a degenerate
wew

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>>30613956
just because you keep saying it doesn't make it true

but it is

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>>30613994

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>>30613918

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>tfw i will never be his princess

>>30614070
>>30614065
I forgot how to link

>>30613997
>Bon Bon hugs you
>You don't die
>Claim it's some kind of miracle
>She breaks your kneecaps

What are your personal top 10 cartoons of this decade?

>>30614075
Looks like she doesn't know that's my fetish.

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>>30614084
I don't watch TV. I don't watch a lot of cartoons. So MLP 10 times, but only episodes featuring Rarity.

>>30614084
In no particular order,
- My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Season 1
- My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Season 2
- My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Season 3
- My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Season 4
- My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Season 5
- Gravity Falls
- We Bare Bears
- The Amazing World of Gumball
- Regular Show
- Rick and Morty

>>30613923
What happened to her?

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>>30614104
She realized one of her sisters is a doormat, the other is probably retarded, and her oldest sister is definitely autistic.

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>>30614104
She stopped being a filly.
She stopped being cute.
The rest is history.

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>>30614084
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Gravity Falls
Over the Garden Wall

Those are the only i've watched that i liked.

>>30614122
She became a pretty mare??

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>>30614122
>>She stopped being cute.
Um excuse me wtf r u talking about

Who are your personal top ten mares of this decade?

>>30614178
>all smells

>>30614158
1.rarity
2. celestia
3. sweetie bell
4. scootaloo
5. my first ever horse waifu, a dougwinger OC
6. pinkie
7.luna
8.

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>>30614158
- Rainbow Dash
- RD
- Dash
- Dashie
- Rainbow Crash
- Rainbow "Danger" Dash
- Rainbow "Professionalism" Dash
- Captain Awesome
- The Dashinator
- my waifu

>>30614181
>1.rarity
>5. my first ever horse waifu, a dougwinger OC
Good man

>>30614158
Celestia counts as ten mares, right?

>>30614200
She's as fat as ten mares.

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>>30614158
I can't really fill in 10 mares so i'm gonna fill in the blanks with my wife.
1. Maud Pie
2. Maud Pie
3. Maud Pie
4. Maud Pie
5. Maud Pie
6. Maud Pie
7. Cloud Kicker
8. Flitter
9. Moondancer
10. Twigglespark

>>30614207
MAUDFAG detected

get him fellas

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What're you going to get me?

>>30614209
not your own personal waifu army,ponkafag

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>>30614209
But Mud Pie is a good horse.

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>>30614209
I guess you can start with a link, fuck me.

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Whoa I guess it is the rock hour

>>30614158
In no particular order
Dinky
Apple Bloom
Scootaloo
Sweetie Belle
Noi
Ruby Pinch
Zipporwhill
Strong Filly
Ginger Snap
Tornado Bolt

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>>30614235
It'sz always rock o clock

>>30614238
>Zipporwhill
Gross

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>>30614238
>Mares
Anon...
I love the fillies probably as much as you do but anon wanted mares, not fillies.

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>>30614235

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>>30614246
I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck.

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>>30614238

>Strong Filly

Who?

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>>30614249

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>>30614267
>That neck angle
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
AAAAAAAAAA

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Stones, or rocks?

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>>30614269

oh boy here we go

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>>30614283

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>>30614292

^:)

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>>30614297

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>>30614292

>>30614267

>derpibooru name

Kys

>>30614267
>You're hitting it from behind when she gives you this look.

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>>30614309
>>30614331

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>>30614267

>lily longsocks

Who?

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>>30614267
>Shipping her with Featherweight
I love that fucking artist and their crazy ass ships.

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i'm gonna call it a day
Good night, mLPG

I found a box full of pony eyes.
There's an awful lot.

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>>30614369

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I love this filly.

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My Little Pony Box
Company: Hasbro
Booth: # TBA
Price: $19.99
Description: This special edition MY LITTLE PONY BOX features a range of products that everypony will love packaged together in a decorative MY LITTLE PONY box. The box includes a MY LITTLE PONY HASCON youth t-shirt (sized small, medium or large), plus a MY LITTLE PONY Pony Friends figure, a MY LITTLE PONY Mini Plush Seapony, Tech 4 Kids’ MY LITTLE PONY themed Stackems, MY LITTLE PONY: THE MOVIE pen and journal from Innovative Designs, a Bendon Grab ‘n’ Go Play Packs, a tumbler from Zak Designs, and a “My Little Pony: The Movie - Friends and Foes” book from Little Brown.

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>>30614416
I'm probably going to buy this and hate myself later

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>>30614394
She is a very loveable filly

>>30614356
>>30614394
>>30614437

I really want to lovely fiddle that filly

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>>30614216
I've got something rock hard for her.

So now that we have a movie, there isn't much left for pony, is there?

>>30614483
>there isn't much left for pony, is there
There's only one thing left. Robo ponies

>>30614483

Yeah, the ride will end if the movie flop and everyone know that this movie will flop.

>>30614495
I think it's time we stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's goin' down. This fandom's been on life support for years now. Wake up and realize that this shit won't last forever. Sure, we all like to believe that this ride will never end, but it will. And this goddamn movie will be the final nail in the coffin.

>>30614511
Also, season 8 will be the final nail in the coffin
And season 9 will be the final nail in the coffin
And the second movie will also be the final nail in the coffin.

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>>30614511
I'm going to be laughing pretty hard when the movie does well and they announce more seasons.

>>30614525

>that noi plushie

Noi is a famous filly?

>>30614525
>implying the movie will do well
If anything it's just gonna make ponyfags look bad as soccer moms take the opportunity to claim that "b-bronies tried to get in my little girl's pantsu!" or something to that effect.

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>>30614536
It must be scary inside your world, anon.

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>>30614531
Every filly wants to be like Noi.

>>30614555

Noi is a celebrity?

>>30614531

Fillies like ebin MEME FILLY.

Anon just want to fuck her and maybe one or two minutes of cuddles

>>30614414
You're constantly doing both. There's no sitting. And there's very little standing still.

>>30609998

End yourself

Filly fears for her life.

>>30613957
That horn movement is unsettling.

>>30614571
>Only two minutes of cuddles
You disgust me.

Also the pedophilia, but mostly the cuddling.

https://derpibooru.org/tags/zebradom

When do we get the reverse, with zebra mares getting impregnated by the genetically superior non-savages?

Fillies' having a good time.
HAVING A GOOD TIME.

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>>30614619
party over here

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>>30614619

This is getting out of control

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Filly don't like your "mature" games

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>>30614607
Never

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>>30614672

>Rainbow dash is Walter

Of fucking course

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>>30614607
>>30614685

Not enough cute zebra gals in the show for that to happen.
I do wish we had more than just Zecora.

>>30614416
A MYSTERY BOX??!

>>30614722

We need to see a zebra stallion more than anything

We don't even know what they look like at this point

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>>30614732
Scum.
They look like zigger scum.

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>>30614722
I just want more OF Zecora. It's not fair that such a nice, cute character gets shafted.

>>30614743
Shes getting an episod this season! Or two??

>>30614722
the magenta eyes bother me

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Bring back moth ponies.

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Post pure ponies.

>>30614783
How come anon?

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>>30614786
No. Bring back food pones.

>>30614824
All ponies are pure.

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We need more types of fillies. Hippogriff fillies when?

>>30614839
Thats a cute fish

>>30614860
I don't hate these things as much as I did when I first saw them.

>>30614826
Bad color scheme. Needs to be a more muted hue.

I'm thinking about taking a break from MLP.

>>30614918
I've been taking a break for four years now. Hasn't affected me much.

I'm thinking about breaking a pony from MLP.

I'm thinking about MLP.

>>30614923

You haven't watched the show since Season 3-4?

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I'm thinking.

>>30614948 →
>>30614948 →

guys, i want to try to convince the chinese to make a 12 Inch starlight glimmer plush

i just need you to answer a google form to collect data

>>30614983
stopp think

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>>30614983
great, now you got the ponies doing it

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I love seeing them in peril.

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>>30615084

>>30614839
This kills the pony.

Smack ass.

Pony has summoned you to be a boss in her dungeon.

So what are you standing around for? Get bossing. The adventurers will be here any second.

>>30615125
Does she at least give me something to fight with?

>>30615125
Am I a boss for an H-game? I hope I'm a boss for an H-game.

Anyone here not watch the show?

>>30615133
The walls are pretty bare brick, some candles and torches, a bucket. From what you can see the chandelier looks kind of sharp but you doubt you can reach it.

Outside you see a few zombie ponies that look like they know what they're doing, I mean they're dying pretty fast but by the way they're rushing into the other ponies axe it looks like that's the idea.

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>>30615139
Sadly you are the first and weakest boss in Violated Pony.

>>30615146
>a bucket
But ponies are JRHNBR

>>30615146
Use bucket as a helmet

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>take dumb meme
>add pony features to it
>*<thing> noises*
Lumineko quality

[Filly noises in the distance]

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How angry is your filly today?

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>>30615162
I want to be a lesbian horse.

>>30615150
But wouldn't pony require a bucket?

>>30615153
You equip the soiled bucket.
+3 armor
Effect: You can't see shit you idiot.

Distantly, you hear the last of the zombie ponies fall. A few moments later, you hear someone approach.
>What the heck is that? A mimic?
>I mean, it's kind of a bad one if it is.
>Yeah, let's just kill it.

>>30615186
Charge at the adventurers head first.

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>>30614839

do not drown the stallions

Pony just ate a 5lb bag of sugar free gummy bears.

>>30615262
does that make her 25 % gummy bear?

>>30615262
What is left when you take the sugar out of gummy bears?

>>30615208
You charge headlong at the voices bellowing a mighty "raglfragl".
As you make contact you hear a yelp.
Not thinking, you wrap your arms around something soft, soft and now shrieking.
The bucket flies off with an audible fwoosh, you think it might have been a fireball.
Mostly because the pony in your arms is making another one.
You squeeze her in a panic and it fizzles.
Behind you, the one with the axe is coming up fast.
So you run.
Past the zombies.
Past some really nasty looking traps.
Apparently you're really fast because the one with the axe is long gone.

>You have escaped the battle for now.
>Acquired, wizard pone.

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Post wholesome fillies.

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>>30615317

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>>30615317
The perfect daughteru.

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It's Friday

post diamond dogs

>>30615348

Too horny to be the perfect daugther.

>>30615379
That's racist Anon.

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>>30615379
Don't discriminate the unicorn fillies.

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>>30615375
pass

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>>30615262
Fuck you pony I was saving that for my diarrhoea party

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>>30615387
fuck

>>30615389
>Party.
Some would call that hell a party, but not a party I would want to be invited to.

>>30615300
Cuddle the wizard pone as you run.

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>>30615375
>>30615398
how's this

>>30615379

>horny

Just another wonderful responsibility to show how much you love her

>>30615413
You've been running a while now, you started to just jam the pony into your chest so she couldn't burn your face off.
Plus she's really soft and nice so it was all around a great experience.
Muffled the screaming too.
Hasn't done that in a while though.
Actually she's not doing much of anything.
...
You may have cuddlechoked the wizard pone.

>>30615429
I forgot all about

GLITTER

GLUE

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>>30615411
>Pinkie invites you to her "poopalooza"
>The invitation is written on a huge can of Metamucil with a sack of prunes taped to it.

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>>30615442
I can't disconnect this image from ALL ABOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD


fuck you DWK

>>30615379
>>30615431

Please don't fuck your daugther

>>30615474
Lock her in her bedroom like a responsible adult.

>>30615437
Give the pony CPR.

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>>30615463
I'll fuck your daughter
your sister, and your mother too.

>>30615485
If you don't help her, she's going to sneak out and find a colt and get filly pregnant.

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ANON, BRO, WHAT'S UP!

WHAT'RE YOU DOING INDOORS ON A FRIDAY NIGHT, MAN!

>>30615489
You scream.
Mostly because you don't know what to do with the unconscious pony in front of you.
CPR, you have to give her CPR.
How the fuck do you do CPR?
You vaguely remember something about a beegee's song.
Fuck it, you spent your life winging it, may as well spend someone elses' doing the same.
You press your mouth the the wizard horses and breathe, immediately your mouth is filled with a very shrill scream.
Whether it was the crappy CPR or your breath, she's awake now.
Good.
You stand back to give her some time to recover.
Oh wait she's doing the fire thing again.
Bad.

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>>30615530
'baten

>>30615536
Put wizard in headlock. Can't cook you if they're in the line of fire, too.
Plus that way you can cuddle them again without the chance of them passing out.

>>30615536
Bap her on the nose and tell her good ponies don't burn others with fireballs.

>>30615497
Is it time?

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Reminder that the ponies aren't THAT little.

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>>30615572

>>30615581

Perfect size

>>30615581
What if the humans are little?

>>30615581
Reminder that those aren't humans.

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>>30615603
>Anon travels to the EqG world.
>Everyone's 3 feet tall.
>You fuck them anyway.
>It's like fucking a primary school kid.

MY BIGGEST PONY

Have you finished those projects?

>>30615632
You know what Ilike about the EqG world?
I keep getting older and they stay the same age!

>>30615569
>>30615558
You perform a tactical boop, breaking the ponies' concentration again.
Diving forward, you manage to grab her from behind, she freezes.
>Listen closely...
You start.
>I have a very particular set of skills.
>Skills that have nothing to do with fighting or whatever the fuck all this shit is.
>What I'm trying to ask is where the fuck am I who the fuck are you and why are you trying to turn my face into a more charred version of itself?
She takes a moment to get over, what is to her, a giant monkey that's now got its arms securely around her neck.
>My name's Fira, we're in the necromancers tower and we attacked you because you were giant and gross- pleasedon'teatmemr.monster...
You don't have much pride left but that last part kind of stung.

So, apparently the pony of shadows big bad is going to be voiced by Shia LaBeouf.
I wonder if flags are going to be involved in defeating him.

>Attempt to snap a ponies' neck.
>You just make her look behind herself really fast.

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>>30615674
>do you need something anon?

>>30615650
Man, let her go.
It hurts being called a monster, on top of everything else.

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>>30615645
Alright, alright, alright

>>30615674
>>30615684
Damn owl ponies.

>>30615650
You don't eat ponies! At least not in that way.

>>30615688
We can show her neat fire spells with farts.

>>30615697
You could easily kiss her while rutting her with that sort of flexibility.

>>30615714
but you wouldn't

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>>30615714

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>>30615684

>>30615688
>>30615705
>Okay one thing clear, I do not eat ponies nonsexually.
>So if you promise - PROMISE - not to try and set me on fire, stab me, or do whatever the hell else it is you and your friend do to those zombies out there, I'll let go.
The pony, Fira, gives a cautious nod.
You let go, ready to duck for cover in case something starts shooting out of that pony's horn.
Phrasing.
You stare at each other for a beat, both unsure of what to do next.
The awkward silence is immediately broken by another familiar, much angrier yell.
Oh right, there were two of these things.

>>30615441
We lost him to Zootopia.

>>30615734
Be the courageous human you are and hide behind the mare.
Take a good look at her butt as you do.

>>30615735
H-hell come back...

>>30615744
I'm pretty sure he's in the "show sucks now" camp

pony's got to roll you

>>30615714
Please don't rut the fillies.

>>30615719
wouldn't kiss her while rutting her?

sir I am a rapist, not a savage

>>30615755
but you musn't

>>30615741
>Oh god.
You dive behind Fira, taking a moment to ogle her ass while doing so.
Not too long though, what with the axe wielding horse warrior charging right at you two.
Fira moves to block you.
>Wait, he's not ba-
Her words are cut off just as your hand is.
Wow she's got some real accuracy with that big old axe.
Huh.
You thought that would hurt more.
Actually is that your hand?
It's kind of... boney.
Wait didn't she say this was the crypt of the necromancer.
So...
Shit...

If you kiss a filly while rutting her you will be forever bound to her.

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>>30615776
Scream.

>>30615776
This
>>30615792
Then cry like a little bitch.

>>30615792
You scream more at the existential crisis than anything.
Fira screams.
The axe pony screams.
Wait no she screams and charges, real multitasker that one.
You decide to fall back on your old go to and run like a bitch.
Meanwhile Fira yells at you both.
>Tera don't-
The axe pony, Tera apparently, flings the axe at you.
It buries itself to the shaft in the stone wall.
Frankly if you weren't so terrified you'd call bullshit on the physics involved there.
She used her freakin' mouth.
>He's not bad! He's not trying to hurt us!
Tera tries to heft the axe out.
>He was practically crushing you!
Well she's got you there.
And you just noticed she disarmed herself.

>>30615776
"Fugg :DDD"

>>30615829
tactical cuddle the berserker pone into submission

>>30615829
FUCK HER

>>30615829
Well, she disarmed me, too!
And I wasn't crushing her. Look, I'll demonstrate, though wizard pony will have to give me a hand.
cuddle ponezerker.

>>30615843
I don't think we have a dick anymore.

>>30615836
>>30615851

You slam into Tera, managing to angle yourself behind her.
What you didn't take into account is this pony is apparently bullshit level of strong.
She bucks into the wall, sending you sprawling.
Then she bucks into your face, sending you flying.
And good news, this room has a creepy chandelier which you can now see are made of bones too.
You're latched onto it with one semi cracked hand.
Safely out of the berserkers' reach.
>Get down here so I can hit you with my axe!
Well she hasn't gotten that out of the wall yet so you're safe for now.
Given recent revelations you decide to give yourself a once over.
Arms, yup they're bones, bleached and everything.
Legs, giant femurs, check.
Dick.
>M-muh dick...
No check.
Well safe to say you are a spooky one.
>Hey Fira?
She looks up at you.
>Could you uh, lend me a hand?

Don't believe pony's lies.

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I'm told you like cute fillies anon

>>30615907
she is cute

>>30615907
Cute. Would fill with my seed.

>>30615885
Try and wiggle your severed hand bones.
Maybe you can Thing this shit if she can't chuck it up here.

>>30615907
provide justification for her cutie mark

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>>30615907
The more fillies the better.

>>30615885
Ask Fira if there's a spell that could get you your dick back.

>>30615934
WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT SPILLING THE PUDDING, YOUNG LADY

>>30615915

You don't need to fuck every new filly that you meet

>>30615907
what's with the cutie mark

>>30615925
You try and move your dismembered member.
And what do you know it actually looks like it's working.
Fira reels back in surprise as the hand scuttles its way blindly around.
>Sorry!
Tera meanwhile, has managed to reclaim her axe.
And she's heading right for it.
>Crap crap crap!
Just as she's about to smash the poor thing into even more parts, it's snatched away in an aura of red magic.
>Fira what the hell?
Tera swings uselessly at the floating hand.
>Stop it! It's fine, he's fine, I'm pretty sure he's harmless.
>Mr. Bones you can come down now.
Oh that is not a name you're going to stick with.
You hop down from the chandelier, making sure to keep a safe distance from the berserker.
Fira hands you back your...hand.
You play with it a bit, trying to just jam it back onto the stump it used to be a part of.
And hey - go figure, that just snaps right back on.
Perks of being a skeleton.

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>>30615942
>nothing
>you always just go "you got more on you then in you!" then do that stupid laugh

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>>30615907
I'd bustanut in that pink ponys hoohah if you know what I mean

>>30615744
It's been years, Anon.

Let it go.

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>>30615946

>>30615946
When was this rule made?

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>>30615946

Twilight don't agree

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>>30615946

>>>/out/

>>30615946
What kind of a life is that?

>>30615955
>>30615936

>>30615926
>>30615953

It's a DFW /lit/ meme cuz she's a hipster

>>30615955
Ask ponezerker her name, otherwise you're sticking with Grumpy.
And yes, you're harmless. Temporarily armless, too, almost.
Explain the situation as you know it.

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>>30615946

>>30615946
I don't want any of the fillies to feel left out

>>30615946
At least buy them dinner first.

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>>30615946
You don't?

>>30616010
This is just a filly trick to get at my tendies.

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>>30615946

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ITTY BITTY FILLY

>>30616042
ITTY BITTY BOAT

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>>30616042

My dick still remember that doujin

>>30615977
>>30615983
Tera eyes you.
>How do we know this thing isn't going to try and eat us the second we turn our backs?
You poke your head over.
>Okay first we've already been through that and I'm not even equipped for oral at the moment.
>Wha-
>And second, I'm not the one that barged in and tried to slaughter something standing innocently with a bucket on it's head, less than a minute after it was apparently reanimated.
>Okay so it can talk, and it's intelligent... sort of.
You cross your arms.
>So can we agree to not murder one another?
You offer her your recently reattached hand.
>...
>...
Fira interposes herself between you two, taking the hand.
>Me and my SISTER aren't going to fight something that doesn't want to.
You smile at that.
>And the one I'm going to be calling Mrs. Grumpymcstabby if she doesn't introduce herself?
>Tera, and fine. Come on, we're wasting time. She could have gotten away.
>Who?
She ignores you, instead heading for the way you came in, Fira gives you a sheepish smile before following.

...
After a moment, you decide to follow, still extremely confused about the whole, how to skellington thing.
You lean over to Fira.
>I still don't even know what the hell you two are doing here. As far as I can tell I literally came into existence less than an hour ago since the last thing I remember I wasn't a walking fucking skeleton, I'd really like to know what's going on.
>We're after the one that raised you.
>Oh, the necromancer?
Tera pipes in from the front.
>She's ridiculously strong and we aim to take her out.
You consider that a moment.
>Why?
>What? What do you mean why? She's a necromancer.
>Yeah but what's she done.
>Necromance.
>Okay but what's she done that deserves being hit in the face with a fireball, or an axe for that matter?
>...
>I am not arguing about this with a freaking skeleton.

>>30616069
Link?

>>30616069
Sauce me, nigga.

>>30616079


https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=63490008

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>>30615907
>tfw all the guys I've played TOE with have made cute characters
>tfw I haven't

>>30616086
Cheers, mate.

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>>30616086
I don't usually scream PEDO SHIT because I don't care but this really rubs me the wrong way

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>>30616086

>expecting some random 4 pages doujin

Oh boy

>>30616078
Just pretend I'm not here and you're refreshing yourself on why a necromancer pony has to eat an axe for breakfast.
I mean, this is a sanctioned, legal villain hunt, right? Not murderhobo vigilante justice?

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>>30616078

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_jHo93NP64

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>>30616091

Just make a lewd one instead

>>30616114
>As you walk, you see a stray femur on the ground.
>You pick it up.
>If it worked for your hand...

You're now Fira.
You're exhausted, this has been a long, stupid, scary day.
But you're almost done.
And you convinced your sister not to kill what could be the 15th wonder of the world.
A non murder driven-undead.
At least you think it's okay.
>Hey Mr. Bones, what should we even call you?
>Anon I guess. Nghh. Fucking thing.
>Uh what are you doing back the-

You are now Anon.
Operation bone boner has not worked as planned.
Long story short you now have a leg bone jammed firmly in your pelvis and it doesn't want to come out.
>Little help here?
Fira looks at you with an uncomfortable gaze.
>I swear it's nothing sexual, it's just really uncomfortable.
You struggle to dislodge the bone.
>Like someone jammed a 16 inch bone up my ass.
Tera's watching you now.
She hefts her axe, and-
THUNK.
...
You know even though you couldn't feel that, the visual of your boner being dismantled like that was more than a little disturbing.
Tera shoulders the axe again.
>You're welcome.

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>>30616121
I bet Maud's favorite Twisted Sister song is 'I wanna rock'.

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>>30616144
>tfw this flying fuck fucks while flying

I like Midnight.

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>>30616154

I remember when pedoposting wasn't rampant around here. Those were good times.

>>30616145
Thanks, I guess I can trust you to handle any of my future boners as well?
I'm gonna miss eyebrows.
Anyway, so. Necromancer. Is it a he? A she? Or some non-identified third sex made out of random body parts and spite?

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>>30616165
Nigga we've always liked the fillies

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>>30616155

Speaking of flying fucks

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>>30616165
Sounds like horrible times to me.

>>30616179
>Arrested on the first fucking campaign

>>30616165
I remember when there wasn't one or two little bitches whining about things that don't affect them. Better days, it was.

>>30616188

She did nothing wrong™ She was falsely accused ™

>>30616170

Tera glares at you before moving off.
Eyebrows would really lighten the mood.

>>30616111

>Hey Fira, so this necro. It's a she?
>Yeah, and ridiculously strong. You would not believe the amount of undead we had to kill coming here.
>I can imagine.
You glance at the plethora of bodies in the hall.
Those are some busy little ponies.

Eventually, you make it back to place you originally started, the "boss chamber."
>Hey Anon! I think I found your tomb!
Fira waves at you, a large, cement coffin beside her.
>Look, it even says Anon!
You amble over.
Looking in, it's pretty spartan.
The only thing left are bugs, and tatters of what you think was a suit.
Also some kind of cyan material. Kind of fuzzy. A doll?
For some reason looking at it fills you with a deep sense of shame.
Tera nudges you.
>Did he die?
>Just my pride, could you burn this and pretend you never saw it.
>Fira shrugs, cleansing the coffin with streams of fire.
>You're a great friend.
You consider the final door, the one none of you have been in yet.
The word "laboratory" hangs above the frame.
>So guys... not to beat a dead horse, but are you sure that whoever this necromancer is, she deserves to be hurt for what she's doing?
You turn to the two sisters.
>I mean, this is some sort of quest to save someone or avenge something right? You're not just wandering into dangerous places and invading someone's home for no reason? You're not just some murderhobos, you're forces of good or something, right?
The two suddenly start to look a little guiltier.

>>30616222
Pop a squat.
Have you considered a court summons for the necromancer? Or just talking it out? I mean, if the other skeletons attacked first, you're in the clear for self-defense, but... even if this place is a tomb, breaking and entering is a crime, you know?

>>30616086
>couldn't remember login since I haven't been on pixiv in forever
>guess
>somehow nail it
Awesome.

>>30616247
You squat down to their eye level.
>Okay let's pretend for a moment you're wherever the hell you live.
>You're minding your own business when two adventurers bust in, kill all your... furniture, I don't know whatever is analogous to a bunch of shambling zombies, then try to kill you.
>Who's the bad guy in this scenario?
The two don't answer.
>Okay so did any of these guys -
You motion to the door, and the piles of slightly crispy corpses outside.
> - attack you first?
Tera chimes in.
>They were gonna! That's what zombies do.
>Okay ignoring who you're talking to, how do you know this isn't just one big misunderstanding?
Fira looks up.
>But what if it's not? What if we go up there and that necromancer is waiting to take us out! You saw all those zombies, what if she's just made you like this so we'd walk into a trap?
>Christ... fine. I'll go up there and bring her down? Is that okay with you two? If you just wait here a moment.
Tera steps forward.
>Oh no, you're just trying to buy her time.
>I mean, if she had a way out she'd have used it by now. Plus, we're under ground aren't we?
Fira nods hesitantly.
>Fine, I'll bring her here and we can clear this whole thing up.
Before they can respond, you head towards the door, and into the lab.

You are now Necropone.
You are freaking terrified.
Someone came into your house, killed all your sort-of-friends, and now they're coming for you.
You only have one option.
That cannon fodder you raised probably won't hold them much longer, as soon as they come through that door, you're going to blast them to bits.
As you concentrate on the spell, you hear something coming.
You get ready.

You are now Anon.

>>30616329
>>30616334
this accurately conveys my emotions

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>Greentext in MLPG

Just make a thread for that shit already

>>30616329
Well, we'll open the door, get on the floor.
Maybe live long enough to walk the dinosaur.

>>30616329
Yell "Hey Mom" as she blasts you
Maximum guilt

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>>30616354
>>30616368

For some reason you really could go for an apple right now.
As you push open the lab door, you see the pony that raised you.
>Hi, I just-
And you're cut off by a deafening BOOM.
Something washes over you, something very sticky, hot, and tingly.
But otherwise not unpleasant.
>...wanted to talk to you.
You glance around, the walls appear to be melting.
Not sure if that's normal.
But your scale for normal is pretty fucked up at the moment.
>What?
You hear a shout from further in the lab.
>Holy horseapples you actually beat them?
>Beat who? Oh those two, no. What was that you just did?
>I... poison spell, don't worry you're immune. Wait how are you talking?
>Am I not supposed to?
>I mean, you don't have any lips, vocal cords or a brain or anything so no. No that is not supposed to happen.
>Well that's real fucking neato. Listen we need to go outside.
>Why? What happened to the two burglars?
>They aren't burglars, look it would be easier to show you rather than tell you. Can you just come with me?
After some hesitation, the Necropone follows after.

You arrive back in the boss - your chambers, the Necromancer in tow.
>AHHHHHHH!
A guttural scream erupts from across the room.
And then an axe follows.
Necropone dives behind you, leaving you little choice but to take a fucking axe to the face.
THUNK
And so you do.

--You have died--


Continued momentarily

>>30616363
Just wrapping things up.

>>30616408
hey man I've been lovin' it

>>30616408

Really, fuck off to another place.

This is "sorry" level of shitposting without the spoilerposting

>>30616448
Yeah, It's really interrupting all this nothing we're discussing.

>>30616463

Allow it one time and they will turn MLPG in a fucking roleplay general. Already happen with the pedofag, I don't want to include roleplay to this mess

>>30616448
I thought you were leaving forever.

>>30616363
You new here? Don't answer, I already know.

>>30616463
Why would you argue with BEA?

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>>30616448
I think you might be retarded. This is how MLPG used to be before shitters like you showed up.

Consider this the first and last (You) you get.

>>30616486

>MLPG was a roleplay general

A really shitty place to be honest

>>30616408
You hear someone speaking to you.
It's pretty distant, but it's there.
>Anon?
You open your... whatever's analogous to your eyes, only to find the Necromancer and Fira standing above you.
>Oh he's alive.
>I mean, not technically.
>He's moving at least. Wait how do you know he's not a regular, stupid undead now.
>Undead aren't stupid, they're just simple. And the same body always comes back as the same undead once you patch the holes, if you went through the trouble of even understanding what I do you'd know that.

You turn your head to find the Necromancer channeling something above you.
You're alive, in whatever form that is.
You give yourself a once over, bone legs, check. Bone arms, check. Dick, still conspicuously absent.