711: Not Asking for Trouble
Written by May Chan
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5r0ari
The Movie Prequel #2 is storytimed here!
>>30596805
The hiatus officially ends on August 5th.
http://www.tvguide.com/tvshows/my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic/episodes/307115/
Sometimes ponies just sort of wind up together through accretion, and that's how they'll end up in group activities, but friends still tend to seek each other out just to enjoy the company beyond those situations. So what do Twilight Sparkle and Rarity meet up for? Fashion and work-related things do factor, but it's not the sum total of their interactions. Twilight's at least met for tea; are there subjects they enjoy discussing together? Have they ever done a spa day or talked books?
>>30601095
Previous thread.
>filly
Friendship is Magic #56 still storytimed here!
>>30501885
COUNTDOWN
http://mlpg.co/countdown/
712: Discordant Harmony -When Discord invites Fluttershy to his realm for tea, he worries she won't be comfortable there and begins to change it and himself with disastrous results.
713: The Perfect Pear -The Apple Siblings learn about their parent's love story and find out that they're half Pear.
714: Fame and Misfortune -Twilight Sparkle's publishing of the friendship journal has unintended consequences when ponies start to argue over who wrote the best lessons.
715: Triple Threat -Spike accidentally invites Ember and Thorax to Ponyville on the same day. He's sure the two new leaders are not going to get along so he does all he can to keep them apart and cover the fact that the other is there.
716: Campfire Tales -When their sister camping trip is ruined by Fly-ders, Applejack, Rarity, and Rainbow Dash tell Sweetie Belle, Apple Bloom, and Scootaloo the stories of their favorite legends; inspired by the tales, the girls make the most out of their new situation.
717: To Change a Changeling -Starlight Glimmer and Trixie try to get Thorax's brother Pharynx to accept their new way by sharing love and transforming so he doesn't undermine Thorax's leadership, and that the hive will ultimately accept him.
718: Daring Done -When Rainbow Dash's favorite author, A.K. Yearling, announces her retirement, Dash convinces Pinkie Pie to go on a quest to find out if the book on Daring Do really will be closed forever.
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The earlysodes
712 -http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5rc23nhttps://stream.sunnysubs.com/s07e12.mp4
713 -https://stream.sunnysubs.com/s07e13.mp4
719: It Isn't the Mane Thing About You -When Rarity's shampoo is accidentally switched with Zecora's magical remover potion, she does everything she can to fix her devastated mane in time for an upcoming photo shoot.
720: A Health of Information -While helping Fluttershy gather supplies, Zecora comes down with a terrible disease called Swamp Fever; even though a cure has not been discovered, Fluttershy makes it her mission to heal Zecora no matter what it takes.
721: Marks and Recreation -Wanting to help as many blank flanks as possible, the CMCs start a Cutie Mark Day Camp, but are surprised when one of their campers doesn't want a cutie mark.
722: Once Upon a Zeppelin -Twilight is torn when she discovers the cruise she and her family are on is a themed vacation experience in which ponies have paid for the privilege of spending time with her, and she must please both her family and the cruise attendees.
723: Secrets and Pies -When Pinkie Pie thinks she see Rainbow Dash throw away one of her pies, she suspects the worst - that Rainbow Dash secretly hates her pies; Pinkie Pie attempts to catch Rainbow Dash in her web of lies.
724:Uncommon Bonds
725:Shadow Play, Part I
726:Shadow Play, Part II
>new horse
Can't wait for all the cute ponies
>>30605073
we can't be sure there will be cute ponies, don't jinx it
>>30605076
You just did by posting a very uggo pony
>>30605059
>>30605066
>>30605084
here's a secret Dashthey're all cute ponies
>>30605084
But Pinkie is 10 times cuter than Dash
CUTE
OCS
>faggot posts dumb pone while wishing for cute pone
>calls one of the cutest pones ugly
We're off to a fantastic start.
>>30605103
Maybe you just have shit taste.
>>30605103
Dash isn't dumb she just isn't very smart.
>>30605095
>>30605107
>Dashfag being a faggot
Pottery
>>30605107
Not like much can be expected from someone like you.
>>30605114
Dumbest of the M6, but not as dumb as Derpy.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BXCnSq5Blec/
>4K
>not 4000, "4K"
COULD THIS BE HINTING AT PONY IN 4K SOON?
IT WOULD COST THEM NOTHING
>>30605131
what would being a filly forever feel like
This is a Rainbow Dash Thread now.
>>30605177
Only if we can post her girlfriend too.
>>30605185
Raridash is one of the worst ships in this entire fandom.
>>30605170
It would feel nice.
>>30605185
I'm not jealous. A happy Dash is a happy me.
>>30605195
Which is peculiar, because one of them is one of the best horses ever.
>>30605195Rarity investigates proves you wrong
>>30605115
Face could be cuter
>>30605205
that collar looks particularly cute on her
>>30605147
>este #DOMINGO es un día muy especial para nosotr@s
Oh fuck, I hope it's the trailer. I fucking hope they confirm the release date of the movie.
>>30605115
Pretty terrible OC there. Shit taste, shit anatomy and not at all related to the show even distantly. WTF is up with that tail?
>doujin where a shota fucks a stallion's urethra
Nezumi is THE SHIT
>>30605147
Poor Dash.
You wouldn't
take a pony's watermelon
>>30605270
I'd take it and throw it on the ground
>>30605270
I wouldn't because watermelons areshitandexclusive to beach episodes.
Fillies are like kiwis.
>>30605292
I'd force her to be my cuddly bed warmer until she paid off the watermelons she ate.
That is some fantastic art.
>>30605341
It's the same art from the preview of the art book.
And yes, it looks pretty good.
>>30605057
What is mailing address of cathy weseluck? The correct one, i mean, I've found a few: toronto, hollywood and vancouver, The last one i belive belongs to her voice acting school office, but i'm not sure.
>"Discord's trying to distract us from what's important. He knows how powerful our friendships are, and he's trying to keep us from seeing it."
>>30605420
You can see that the world is under Discord's control by those horrible oversaturated colors.
>>30605232
>bullying ponies
>>30605433
BullyTwist.
>>30605426
Color correction is the only way to watch MLP
>>30605284
>anime
>>30605433
>ywn bully anon filly and tell """her""" to fuck off and leave you alone because it's not a real filly
Fillies can be very useful.
IRL seaponies.
Just imagine this but with females trying to rape a male swimmer
>>30605482
I teach mine tricks like roll over, speak, and do my taxes
>>30605499
That is a really bouncy filly
>>30605471
A filly is a filly.
>>30605484
>0:16
OwO whats that...?
This colt thinks just like us.
>>30605517
>>30605533
inb4 gayfag will post gay shit
>>30605542
It's not gay if they're underage.
>>30605484
>fish fillies rubing their bodies with your hands
unf
>>30605253
end yourself degenerate
The ponies have failed to abolish the value-form.
>>30605517
>OwO
kill yourself
the ponies are awooing again
>>30605253Radiohead is pretty good too
Why ponies never change hairstyles?
Every single one of them has the same one since they were introduced.
>>30605632
It's spread to the not-ponies.
>>30605632
Cute. CUTE.
>>30605656
We've seen the ponies change their hairstyles before though.
>>30605669
Of course.
>>30605676
>>30605713
underneath our hair, we're all bald
>>30605676
Old one looked like someone tried to draw Rarity for the 1st time without reference.
The Filly Movie
>>30605740
>is is
>>30605825
don't bully the ai
>>30605374
I love that horse!
Also I drew her brother
>>30605919
She's a great horse, and that's a nice brother.
>>30605919
Big Mac retains much of his pony cuteness in the ears
>>30605955
The ears are VERY important in cuteness!
https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/the_emoji_movie/#contentReviews
http://www.indiewire.com/2017/07/the-emoji-movie-review-bad-patrick-stewart-tj-miller-anna-faris-spotify-1201860781/
So I guess the pone movie will get better ratings than this at least
>>30606014
>>30606016
https://derpibooru.org/1496366
>>30606052
In all seriousness, you should kill yourself.
>>30606052
>dougpeople
im starting to miss fluffy abuse
Never understood the references to Doug, even though there's similar colors, Doug wasn't the first cartoon to do that, and anyways, EQG is missing on one thing that the Doug cartoons had in spades.
Ridiculous noses, like either piercing or massive schnozzes the size of a beanbag.
>>30606014
>>30606016
Feels nice reading those.
I guess this planet isn't completely hopeless after all.
>>30606052
lemon, please start doing futa on female
>>30606165
how did Sweetie get to be the cutest filly
>>30606184
Push ups and lots of sugar.
>>30606014
>The Poochie of movies
This made me kek.
>The Emoji Movie is almost as bad and brutally depressing as everything else in 2017.
About this, I've been thinking, and pretty much the only thing that I want is a movie that can't be described as depressing. Season 6 was fucking depressing, it'll be terrible if the movie had the same mean-spirited tone.
If this guy can't call the movie "depressing", I won't mind if it's predictable or boring as fuck, it'll be OK to me.
This is period blood this pony is a earth fucker hes a genderqueer and everybody likes him because hes a cringey oc with no though put into he drink code red moutain dew he plays way too much earthbound and mother 3 he gets a erection whule playing these games why you may ask no fucking clue
>>30606225
Wha
How was S6 depressing?
>"...long live the new flesh"
>>30605840
what a powerful derp
>>30605713
The Glim is fucking trash.
what is an entry level sedentary job
Remember to kiss your filly
>>30606370
being Rainbow Dash!
>>30606241
Well Twilight died for starters
>>30606377
BTFO
Any normal people here?
>>30606370
Bed testing
>>30606241
Season 6 is the most depressing piece of media that I've ever seen. I won't say that the whole season was the same, there were a few nice episodes. But overall I found it completely depressing.
It's not the only thing that looked horribly wrong in the season, but it's one of the easiest to explain: Starlight's characterization. Starlight used to be a villain who manipulated everyone else to get what he wanted. But she was the villain, and the heroes could stop her. In season 6 Starlight, again, manipulates everyone else to get what she wants. But she's a good girl, and no one tries to stop her, under the assumption that she doesn't have bad intentions. If her good intentions make her actions acceptable, it means that she could keep hurting the other ponies unawarely, again and again, and no one would try to stop her, ever. At the end of the day, it's like a fucking dystopia where the good people must suffer and can't fight back. It's just absolutely horrifying. And that's just one of the things I hate in season 6. It felt like if they tried to turn a nice show into something completely cruel and vile.
>>30606390
I'm trying to get a job so I can be normal
you hiring?
>>30606390
I'm not the 4chan stereotype.
Well, I'm *a* 4chan stereotype, but not the typical one.
Are we trying to /soc/? There's a sub for that.
>>30606394
You got issues senpai
>>30606429
No shit, Sherlock.
>>30606385
Man, those Kratt guys have been gettin down since I was a youngster, and like, they're still fuckin doin it, manI-is the dog who played Wishbone still alive?
>>30606592
>I-is the dog who played Wishbone still alive?
Probably not
Filly found your...toys.
One's stuck around her horn.
She kinda likes it though.
>>30606370
driver
>>30606394
>no one would try to stop her, ever
She was admonished by Twilight multiple times.
>>30606592
>I-is the dog who played Wishbone still alive?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soccer_(dog)
>>30606424
>subs
>>30606394
Yeah tl;dr Sunset Shimmer's doppelganger is ruining the show (again)
>>30606616
>dead 16 years
>>30606648
Giddy up!
You killed your princess, but you are not her murderer.
https://derpibooru.org/1496432
>>30606592
No, died at 13
I was more a Shiloh kid
I should watch some Ghostwriter episodes, I was really into that show
Noggin was a pretty cool channel
>>30606787
does Uber make you deal with luggage?
Or is there an option for strictly moving people only?
I'm not dealing with 70lb granny suitcases
>>30606804
>Uber
Enjoy getting shot, mugged, and/or both.
>>30606787
Haha, dang, you made me reply out of disgust
>>30606804
I hope you aren't considering working Uber
>>30606807
>>30606837
I just want a job guys
>>30606861
Look for a warehouse job. Minimal social interactiona plus if you're like meand the pay is pretty good. You do have to be able to lift heavy objects, though.
Uber pony wants to know why you don't like her job.
>>30606861
Maybe your mom can point you to a nice corner to work
Can fillies be used to store data?
BOOP IT TO THE LIMIT
>>30606910
They can be used to store this dick
Ta-da
>>30606766
But how are my legs?
>>30606861
>>30606868
Worked warehouse for a bit. I'll agree it's pretty decent. There's no customers, just co-workers. Management will constantly talk about numbers and 'gotta go fast' but that's how a lot of places are.I didn't like how dusty it was. But I'm a huge faggot.
>>30606868
>>30606992
It's not people I'm worried about
I had a surgery and can't stand up for too long
I was NEET because I gave up
>>30607030
Call center rep? Some of them allow you to work from home.
>>30606932
I want to be fillied by a filly.
>>30607135
Do you just sit around all day looking for these cringeworthy quotes?
This is a young mare.
>>30607180
Too old for me then.
>>30607135
Why so many artists are incapable of writing something that could be said by a character? Are they all sociopaths?
>>30606922
FILLY TO THE LIMIT
POST ALONG THE RAZOR'S EDGE
SHITPOSTING IN EVERY THREAD
NOW IT'S FINISHED
FILLY UP THE LIMIT
PAST THE POINT OF NO RETURN
YOU'VE KILLED MLPG BUT YOU STILL GOTTA LEARN
HOW TO KEEP IIT
>>30607168
>>30607219
What should the dialogue have been?
>"H-hey, unnf...um..d-do like..c-can I ahh~..can I work from home if..-if I get like, a cc-c-call center j- aaahhhhb?"
Better?
>>30607219
That's the joke, it's hentai dialogue, Anon.
>>30607228
How about no dialogue? Do people really talk or make ridiculous noises during sex?
>>30607228
Yes, that's much better.
>>30607229
Oh, I see. Fucking weeb degenerates. Should've known it.
>>30607232
I don't know, dude, never had sex.
I like that mare.
>>30606592
Deader than Ducky, my man
>>30607326
>>30607340
Damnit anon I just forgot about that and now you remind me.
Cute and perfect!
>>30607379
What exactly is the appeal behind kissing pictures that feature saliva? To me, that's repulsive.
What's the deal with Apple Bloom?
>>30607427
She's my favorite rape victim.
>>30607232I talk because I'm nervous. Sometimes it's not even about what we're doing. I'm pretty sure it's a buzz kill too.
I want to post Rarity
Do you think Triple Threat will be as bad as Princess Spike or Spike At Your Service?
>>30607450
can rarity make fashion underwater
チキン
>>30607456
Rarity can make fashion anywhere at any time
TRANSPONY
FILLIES IN DISGUISE
*transforms*
>>30607501
>TRANSPONY
Unf?
How can one filly be so sexy?
>>30607505
>>30607510
Don't remove Sweetie's clothes.
>>30607513
Does she want to be called Rainbow Dash?
>>30607539
Yes. Rainbow's pronouns are Rainbow/Dash.
>>30607516
But Sweetie is cutest when she's nude.
Filly is excited for school
https://youtu.be/LeM9LnaBI7c
>>30605059
Predict which episodes will be bad.
>>30607605
None of them because this is the best season ever
>>30607605
>2017
All of them.
>>30607637
Even Triple Threat?
>>30607168
>>30607219
>being so autistic that you have to whine about dialogue in a porn comic
>where the dialogue is specifically designed to parody doujin dialogue
>unironically calling it cringeworthy
>unironically saying those who write the parody dialogue are sociopaths
The absolute state of mlpg
>>30607645
Nah Triple threat is going to suck so hard.
>>30607683
Worst in the show?
>>30607696
It won't be good, but it won't be that badnothing can be worst than the owl episode
>>30607717
An average episode, then?
>>30607717
But half of S6 already happened
>>30607747
S6 was a fucking masterpiece compared to the owl episode.
>>30607732
Worsea Spike episode
>EQD's Newest Poll and the Poll results
>>30607787
>most excited for the story
But why.
>>30607835
I'm not talking about the movie one nimrod. I'm actually looking forward to it
Preview time
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic #57
Thom Zahler (w & ric) • Tony Fleecs (a & mc) • Heather Breckel © • Sara Richard (sc)
What happens when Pinkie Pie gets trapped in Discord’s dimension? And will she ever want to leave?
FC • 32 pages • $3.99
Bullet point:
MLP zaniness at its finest!
Ties into MLP Season 7!
earlier i saw a great greentext prompt, an anon came in and called it roleplay, and it was immediately deleted, are greentexts roleplay now? i think people need to understand the difference between
>do you want to have a party anon?
and
>"do you want to have a party?" pinkie pie asked
>>30607835
This is what I'm talking about
>>30607855
Ah, that makes more sense. After so long though I don't think it should be too surprising that the result is the way it is. I'm more amazed that they asked at all.
>>30607893
>earlier i saw a great greentext prompt, an anon came in and called it roleplay
That Anon can be ignored for the most part if it's the one that posts that daily reminder with Cadance and the stuff that used to be in the old sticky.
>>30607875
Fuck yes. I've always want a Pinkie/Discord ep so this will have to do.
>>30607918
Last preview page
>>30607921
And your hope was crushed in the first page
>>30607940
I don't know why I get excited for anything anymore.
Luna a cute
Filly says go ahead and call her parents, they can't unboop you.
>>30608081
The cutest
>>30608112
Her tiny butt excites me so.
>>30608121
But EqG Luna is gross.
>>30608103
Sweetie has a great butt.
>>30607897
>>30608103
>that awkward first night with your pony waifu where you can't find her ponehole
>>30608081
>All of those freckles.
She looks like a Moon over June character...
...
Oh that was not meant to be clever.
>>30608133
Luna is beautiful in all her forms.especially her futa form
Clean that folder, Anon.
>>30608167
>>30608149
What filly doesn't?
>>30608174
I think I hate the way you organize your folder but I'm too busy staring at Taffymane's butt to really care.
>>30608174
>loli
Time to call the filly police
Filly says to check out her based zebra friend wearing a red hat
>>30608183
oh shit I'll call an ambulance
>>30608174
That's cancerous as fuck and I love it.Folder organization is for chumps.
>>30608189
But aren't fillies also lolis?
>>30608203
Yes.
>>30608203
Sshhh. You'll piss of the folks who think they're better than that
>>30608149
This was the first time i fapped to a show screenshot
>>30608194
Don't worry, fillies can be very flexible. She'll be fine.
>>30608174
how about, uhh, no?
>>30608220
>>30608228
>>30608149
Sweetie Belles Butt is ridic
>>30608262
>Windows 10
>larger than average font size
>>30608262
Weak.
whats more embarrassing
going to the emoji movie or mlp movie
>>30608263
The other CMC's butts are fine too.
>>30608288
Taking your mom to bronycon.
>>30608300
mom taking you to bronycon because she wants you to make friends
>>30608290
Filly butts in general are divine things.
>>30608228
What are the times when a screenshot of the show is legit fappable? This one comes to mind, though it's sort of cheating since it's animated.
>>30608307
Mom asking some girls to sit next to you during the MLP movie so you won't feel lonely and also she wants to find a girlfriend for you.
>>30608331
I imagine most of the girls watching the movie with me will be half my age.
>>30608319
Obligatory
>>30608174
>my photos
I imagine that woman to be an Icelanic madam who runs a brothel in Reykjavik.
>>30608347
I think you'd see a few girls around your age going to see the movie unless you're like 30 or something.
>>30608262
>>30608284
Infants.This doesn't include the episodes, and it's dated 2014 because that's when I move them to this computer. Originally created the folder in Feb 2011.
>>30608348
Pony butt is magical
>>30608383
Why the fuck do you need that many folders?
>>30608398
He probably has two folders for every character, one SFW and one NSFW.
>>30608398
autism
>>30608398
I break each character folder into three parts: fanart, screenshots, and image macros.
I also divide up group shots by character.
I also try and sort out any OC pictures I've saved, like the object ponies from a while back, or crossover art.
Any comics I save are divided up by artist.
>>30608402
The NSFW folders are divided into humanized/pony/mixed when relevant.
>>30608403
Only a little. I can only stomach sorting about 2000 images in a sitting before I either fall asleep or feel the need to do anything other than move pictures around.
>>30608419
Bloody hell. Why bother with all that organization?
Which one would youcuddle all night and fall asleep with?
>>30608419
Truly you are the pone master
>>30608432
All of them.But I have a preference to little appul.
>>30608432
All of them.And there wouldn't be much sleeping going on.
>>30608432
Sweetie Belle because she's probably the softest and I want to see if her mane smells like cotton candy.
>>30608443
Never forget.
Fluttershy seems to have the "fappable in-show" thing down.
>>30608428
Because sometimes I get really, really bored and I need to remind myself why I should have sorted them from the beginning.
And ostensibly it's supposed to make finding things easier, but fuck if I can remember off the top of my head what I've named things, so I still have to trawl through a thousand Pinkies to find the one I want.
>>30608436
I will never be ponemaster until I have both acquired the glow and petted a pony. At the same time.
>>30608461
Rarity gets all the lewder outfits.
Remember the scene in the episode where RD gets framed and Rarity is interrogating? That outfit was amazing.
Can't believe I forgot about this.
>>30608486
I wonder if Lauren realizes she's created the perfect horse woman.
>>30608480
I can't say I've ever fapped to this, but I should give it a go.
>>30608486
Why is she biting her lip? She knows what that does to Rarifags, right?
>>30608174
>>30608512
Thats probably the single most suggestive still of the whole show.
Geez Rarity
One day I'll get a high-res version of this.
>>30608307
>Telling mom that the only way I can make friends is if she buys me about 3k worth of plushes and merch.
>>30608516
Send us into an uncontrollable lust filled rage because she's not real?
Classic
>>30608534
DIAMONDBUTT
<333
>>30608367
>tfw am 30.
>>30608174
>Anthro
MODS
>>30608539
>mom hands you the Classifieds
I want to chill with pon
>>30608552
Embrace your wizarding life, Anon.
>>30608529
Rarity knows how to use her body.
>>30608552
Why aren't you studying to become a ponemancer?
>>30608566
no Rarity, I'm not going to try on a dress
>Twincest
I just realized I've fapped to this particular screenshot so much and I don't even remember the episode.
>>30608569
But she made it just for you
>>30608583
I'm not a pretty pony, it's okay
>>30608569
Now look what you did, asshole.
>>30608581
that's crazy to me that you get off to screen shots
and I love pony lewd
>>30608552
Relax, derp. A lot of the fandom is in their mid to late 20's now.
What school of magic are you majoring in?
>>30608586
Would you go on a quest with Rarity to become the pretty pony so you can try on her dresses?
>>30608581
Considering the horn I want to say Ticket Master.
>>30608601
Honestly, if transforming the body was so easy as going on a quest, why wouldn't you?
>>30608587
I'm sorry but come on, how am I supposed to fit in that thing
>>30608581
Ticket Master. She's talking about the Gala.
>>30608593
Would tulpas fall under illusion magic?
>>30608561
That pon is clearly a weaboo.
>>30608614
>>30608607Because Rarity would insist on being carried so she doesn't get dirty
>>30608561
is that a meth pipe used for smoking horsemeth
>>30608592
I'm a very dirty-minded person, which amuses me because everyone around me thinks I'm somewhat innocent when it comes to lewdness.
>>30608603
>>30608610
Thank you, I'll be taking a screencap shortly.
Filly is asking you to seize the means of production again.
>>30608623
oh so you're like Fluttershy
>>30608621
It's why she is always so twitchy.
She has a problem.
>>30608620
i want to carry rarity
>>30608627
that twitchy tail is kinda hot
>>30608631
Open or concealed?
>>30608624
So she's asking me to grab her by the pussy?
>>30608631
You've been replaced by technology.
>>30608623
>I'm a very dirty-minded person, which amuses me because everyone around me thinks I'm somewhat innocent when it comes to lewdness
That's cute.
>>30608611
Sure. It just has a particular target: the caster.
>>30608620
what the hell did some weirdo mspaint out raritys horn for some bazaar fetish material
>>30608461
the original. I wonder how many people got into the show because of the subtle hotness of that tail swishing around over her beautiful round butt?
>>30608643
Can technology replace my dick in her ass?
>>30608666
It looks like she's wearing a dress.
>>30608643
Someone has to hold up that robe thingy so it doesn't get dirty
>>30608665
Is this one of those examples of irony?
>>30608670
Magic can.
>>30608665
>Not watching the show.
>>30608665
>for some bazaar fetish material
what makes you say that? he clearly wasn't horny
I downloaded these so long ago it was the hub.
>>30608626
I'm not nearly that fuckable.
>>30608686
rip in pizzas scrubbles
>>30608690
>ei
haven't seen that one since forever
Trixie is doing the thing
I want to marry Rarity
>>30608708No one in MLPG deserves Rarity.
>>30608701
>loss
i said no memes at the dinner table
>>30608711
good thing I'm not normally here then!
>>30608711too old
>>30608708
sorry but i am already married to rarity and sweetie bell
>>30608561
That's a really cozy picture. We need more cozy MLP pictures.
>>30608701
Im liking her more when shes nekkid pone
I've fapped to my waifu's screenshots more than any other horse
>>30608728
you gotta share
you gotta care
>>30608728
Yeah well I'm married to Rarity's mom and dad. So there.
>>30608708
Excellent taste.
>>30608737
I have fapped to my waifu while a new episode aired.
it was tough but i was determined
>>30608728
>Being married to mother and daughter
How bizarre.
Gentlemen, rev up your pones!
>>30608754Rarity is a virgin
>>30608747
You're good people.
>>30608745
Why thank you. And you as well!
>>30608770
>Being this deluded
>>30608776
All the ponies are virgins except for Pinkie
>>30608770
>>30608776
They're all virgins. A mare is a virgin until she gets married.
Good evening, other real ponies
Nice weather to be out of the hive for, right?
I can't remember the last thing I fapped to. It's always pone-related though.
It was probably Vinyl. I was in a Vinyl kick a few days ago.
>>30608770
>virgin
>parents abandon Sweetie Belle with Rarity as much as possible
>Literally are tired of their daughter putting their granddaughter on them now that she's a wealthy businesspony.
>>30608732
Are you going to nut all over Trixie?
>>30608792
Lately I've developed a habit of choosing a random camgirl on chaturbate for the ambient noise and masturbating to clopfics. Not especially proud of that, but it works great.
I'm on a Twilight streak right now.
I need her apples.
>>30608826
you can take one, it's not a big deal
Teen apple was a godsend
Cutelittlefillies.
>>30608812
Not with that picture shes so silly pone
>>30608839
I want to give her a kiss on the snootle.
>>30608839Yes.
>>30608815
Understandable. The endless loop from lewd flash games is pretty nice too.Hmm. Haven't read a fapfic in a while...
>>30608833
No, I need HER apples.
>>30608859
oh
ohh
>>30608836
Her freckles migrations amused me so.
Teen pear was a godsend
>>30608882
so adorable
>>30608882
>>30608859
>>30608836
Dem cute lanky lil teen pones hnng
>>30608882
>>30608836
>>30608889
And people say they don't want the cmc to age up.
>go to the aquarium
>see this
>what do
>>30608729
I miss the ELAOWFA threads, they were comfy as fuck.
>>30608891
I think they'd be cute
>>30608889
>>30608891
They are 10/10.
>>30608891
I just want Pound and Pumpkin to age up but I know they're background ponies
>>30608912
Would Scootaloo still be a cripple?
>>30608891
>>30608912
Best part of teen cmc is that they are fertile now.
>>30608862
Exactly.Okay I'm done, otherwise the image limit before 400
>>30608870
It aroused me so.
>>30608882
Cuteness and sexiness are hereditary, it seems.
>>30608912
Apple Bloom really needs to keep her bow or an equivalent accessory though. She's naked without it.
Teenage horses are for__________.
>>30608921
Oh my
>>30608930suggestive
>>30608930
Friendship
>>30608921
>now
http://www.thehorse.com/articles/28515/appropriate-breeding-age
>>30608815
the streaks of infatuation are fun. It's like puppy love all over again.
I know I'm fucked because I get infatuated with different ponies all the time but real people do next to nothing for me.
Right now I'm really intoFluttershy
>>30608930
Foal making.
>>30608920
She will be twice as crippled.
>>30608920
No that'd be too sad
And she'd effectively have outgrown her scooter
>>30608944
Equestrian ponies clearly age differently than terran ponies.
>>30608930
Breeding.
But which CMC is the tightest?
>>30608950
Would you make foals with your (now grownup) filly? That would be lewd.
>>30608561
I really like that artist as of recent. They draw some pretty ponies.
>>30608952
>>30608955
So we get her one of those wheelchair carts then?
>>30608955
>not just buying a new one
I mean, if she's an orphan she gets social security so she can just buy it out of her monthly check.
>>30608975
With flames on it.
>>30608967
BUT OF COURSE
ITS WHAT THEYRE FOR
>>30608621
you've obviously never seen a meth pipe before. that one would be used for tobacco or pot, or maybe opium. pic related is a meth/crack pipe
>>30608966
Scootaloo, with her lean pegasus body.
>>30608967
Duh.
>>30608972
Okay I have to ask, are Fluttershy's wings the same size as everypony else's in the show, because I feel like they're bigger and I wonder if she's some sort of mutant.
>>30608990
She wears wing extensions.
>>30608981
>ywn have your little sister's hot teenage friends hit on you.
>>30608994
ancient meme
>>30608967
>>30608981
>>30608985
Goddamn you people, she's supposed to be my daughter.
>>30608985
That workout looks weird.
>>30608979
Please don't set the ponies wheelchair cart on fire.
>>30609002
>not wanting to have a daughter with your daughter
>>30608930That's the thing, man, you can do whatever you want with em'
>>30608985
I like this gif better when she's holding the Dash doll.
>>30609012
ANON THIS IS FORBIDDEN!
>>30609012Have fun on your vacation.
Stop thinking about teenage fillies.
>>30609020
You're supposed to have a daughter with your waif
>>30608998
Only the dankest will do.
>>30609038
I come here like once a month so whatever
>>30609045Then I'll think of the prepubescent fillies.
>>30608930
Minimum wage jobs to break their spirits.
>>30609024
The perfect balance of cute and lewd. Plus human male on filly is great in itself.
>>30609045
No
>>30609076
>>30609024
RIP Mostazathy
futafags drove him to suicide
>>30609076
It's something that needs more art. The amount of pages with it on derpi is criminal.
>>30609090
futafags are cancer
>>30609090
I always wondered what happened to that guy.
can you claim filles on your taxes
tax credits for adopting fillies
how to adopt fillies
>>30609117
he's not actually dead (as far as I know), but from what I've heard the futafags really were to blame
>>30609171
Friends can let friends fuck their horsepussies, right?
>>30609175
>>30609171
this is extremely lewd
>>30609177
We can be friends every day, right?
>>30609177
What's Rarity doing back there?
>>30609171
Sure.
Hey, could you introduce me to your blue friend?
>pony will never ask to be your friend
>>30609205
>Twilight
>TWILIGHT
>DO THIS
>>30609212
>Twilight said you wanted to see me about important friendship things
>>30609224
Yes.
Twilight said we're friends now.
I need you to bend over and pick this bit up. Slowly.
Pony abandoned me
Ponies are not true friends
Ponies are the worst kind of friends
I mean their leader doesn't even have friends. If the leader cannot lead by example than who?
>>>/co/94210813
>>30608972
Same, this artist keeps doing great stuff, I want to support mirroredsea but I can't find any addresses to throw money at.
>>30609247
Celestia is basically a perpetually single matchmaker in that way.
I fucking knew this would happen.
>>30609271
WHO TOOK FLUTTERSHY'S SNOUT?
>>30609271
This really is cute stuff.
I like mare butts
>>30609205
Practicing her Nazi salute.
>>30609304
Please don't nazi the ponies.
>>30609270
Celestia is a shitty third wheel that eats all the cake.
>>30609301
Perhaps too much...
>>30609309
No such thing as liking butts too much
>>30609309
I'm a little surprised no one in the audience acted like they "liked it". But I guess this show knew we were going to gif this anyway. Why make it easy on us?
>>30609318
I don't know, two of those expressions could be interpreted as being surprised, but happy.
filly is typing
Horse pussy
>>30609354
Hopefully filly is not phone posting.
>>30609360
It's hard for filly to phone post.
Can you even use hooves on a smartphone?
>>30609395
na you just use your snoot
>>30609395
It would be just like trying to use your fingernail. You couldn't. They could probably weird special socks or something though.
I've never seen a board so disgusting and pathetic. Kill yourselves.
>>30608910
The last ELAOWF thread is still archived >>30511517
>>30609399
That sounds like a good way to smudge it up.
>>30609412
I forgot those exist, I saw them in a department store once. Weird little gel-thingy fingertips
>>30609416
Aww yeah, thank you for the link. I'll mine this for >art.
>>30609414
You must not browse very many boards then.
>>30609427
Even /pol/ is better than this rancid shithole.
>>30609434
/pol/ is pretty great senpai
Highly entertaining.
I went outside to see what Anon was calling a rancid shithole.
I didn't see anything shitty on the surface.
But I found a thread where OP was removing the eye shines in ponies' enormous eyes. It was fascinating. You really get to appreciate just how big their eyes are. They also looked slightly alien without the shines, a clever trick to make familiar things look new., But they still seemed friendly.
Otherwise mostly Pony threads and a few CYOA.
>>30609505
Anon those ponies don't have souls.
>>30609505
Jesus Christ how horrifying
>>30609516
We're perfect for each other then: I don't either.
>>30609522
Ginger detected.
>>30609549
I want to fuck that horse.
>>30609567
>>30609572
She's cute as hell.
>>30609567
She wants you to fuck her.
>>30609576
doesn't she have like
problems
We should probably finish this off.
>>30609656
>image limit before bump limit
Where are the times where general 404'd everyday with sub 200 images?
>>30609663
Bout 4 years ago, anon. Time flies, and we get left behind in its wake.
Time fillies when it's having fun.
>>30609668
it seems like it was just in the last winter
>>30609673
How does an abstract concept filly?
>>30609679
By being the filly of an abstract concept?
>>30609684
That does not fempute
Hi
>>30609948
How's it going?
>>30609952
Where is everyone? Why isn't there a new thread?
>>30609962
Sleeping, probably. Me, I'm playing vidya
>>30609969
I just got home from work and I have to go to bed in 23 minutes. This is my only chance to pony today, AND NOW I CAN'T.
>>30609979
Sleep = 0 pone!
>>30609989
>>30609989
>>30609989
>>30609988
>>30609992
ONE JERB
>the deleted one was the "death to pedos" edition
Fucking pottery
>>30605499
Has it got cancer?