CYOA Discussion

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>>30591816
First for sleepy bread!

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>>30591849

>>30591816
>We are going to hold you to them
How will we know it is the person who took the oath?

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Post girls who have never seen a benis in their life.

Suce my penor

>>30592309
it 2 smol

>>30591816
Somehow I knew that the person whining that "you'd better make it oath edition" would choose this kind of thing for an OP image.

Running.
>>30592692

>>30592502
Yee, I can't take it anymore. Sage.

are there any good crossover cyoas?
sonic x mlp maybe?

>>30592020
So big, so graceful, so pure. We truly don't deserve her

>>30593224
Especially you, Res.

>>30593007
I think you might be right. See you next thread. Sage.

>>30591816
Why are you determined to destroy us?

>>30593157
QMs are too scared to do that anymore and I think only one quest has did it

>>30593316
oh I forgot, if /CYOA/ doesnt approve, no qm must ever do it again.

>>30593330
The general is not some bogeyman and restating opinions you disagree with as if they were a rule makes you sound like a whiny bitch. Please stop.

>>30593157
buttquest, hijack

Spoilered because this is about grammar and I know that most people don't care.

>>30593316
*has done that
The word "has" means you need the past participle, not the simple past tense.

>>30593330
A comma is not really supposed to represent a pause in your speech outside of dialogue. It's supposed to set off clauses by being paired with a conjunction. In this case the word "then" would work best.
>if /CYOA/ doesnt approve, then no qm must ever do it again.
Also, negating imperative words like "must" doesn't really work how you currently have it written. If you wanted to be grammatically correct, then you'd need to rephrase that as either "no qm may ever do it again" or "qms must never do it again".
And you forgot an apostrophe in your conjunction.

Sage.

Fuck you all, let's discuss and yell.

>>30593316
*has done that
The word "has" means you need the past participle, not the simple past tense.

>>30593330 (You)
A comma is not really supposed to represent a pause in your speech outside of dialogue. It's supposed to set off clauses by being paired with a conjunction. In this case the word "then" would work best.
>if /CYOA/ doesnt approve, then no qm must ever do it again.
Also, negating imperative words like "must" doesn't really work how you currently have it written. If you wanted to be grammatically correct, then you'd need to rephrase that as either "no qm may ever do it again" or "qms must never do it again".
And you forgot an apostrophe in your conjunction.

Sage.

>>30593410
Did you intend to copy and paste my entire post?

>>30593419
I sure did.

>>30593410
It's BUMP. Not sage you triplewhore

>>30593410
>let's discuss and yell
Okay. I like the recent trend of putting things in spoilers when they're topics that some people are tired of. And the grammar in here really is kinda awful.

>>30592502
It seems likely the better make it oath edition was mostly a joke. I may be biased though as I really like the remember here.

>>30591816
Am I the only one who feels like most quests nowadays are starting to become kinda boring?

>>30593471
Tell me about an exciting quest first

>>30593487
Genequest is the only quest I can think of.

>>30593464
It's not even supposed to be remember. It's supposed to be reminder. The person who made this is a newfag.

Also he waited for a new thread to be due to be made in the middle of the night to make the thread with the shit art that everyone argues about as an op image so he's not only a newfag but an asshole.

>>30593471
I agree. A few months ago I was happy with how I felt like quests had improved over the last two years but now it seems to have gone the other direction. Cliche uninspired shit is praised and actual talent is leaving.

Sage.

>>30593505
I agree, it's exciting since you never know when the QM is gonna fall in depression for another 3 months

>>30593507
And I'm not sure if it has always been like this but it doesn't really help that there's quite a limited selection of CYOA's for a few people.

People should honestly put a little more variety in their work in my shit opinion.

>>30593507
Can I have an example of the cliche uninspired shit?

>>30593622
Darkest Hour and/or your favourite quest, if they're not the same.

>>30593641
Okay, now don't be a fag and give me an actual example

>>30593682
Alright. Just Darkest Hour then.

>>30593695
More examples?

>>30593622
Most new quests with lewds. Used to be a time that we had quests with lewds. Now we just have lewd quests.

.egaS

>>30593705
I don't know any more. DH is the only quest I hear about, and I don't actually play quests.

>>30593723
Its people like you that have made this general shitty. If you played a quest, maybe you'd have some discussion to contribute instead of Darkest Hour memeing.

>>30593729
But I'm only here to watch this general kill itself. Why would I want to contribute to it positively? That would be counterproductive.

>>30593746
That makes you a colossal faggot, but whatever, do what you want. I never liked this thread anyway, and only came here out of a sense of obligation.

>>30593761
I didn't need your permission, but thanks anyway, friend.

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>>30593746

>>30593772
I am in hell, though, we both are. What do you think this place is?

Are there any newfag reading this right now? Are you a tolerable halfway decent human being? If so them I'm sorry. I remember how great it was for me to discover this little niche of the fandom and how much fun it used to be. I'm sorry that we ruined everything before you could get a chance to be part of it.

Sage

So how about that griff butt?

>>30593967
I agree.
Also, I was never given that griff butt I was promised in return for not leaving this unrecoverable shithole for Sekrit.

>>30593998
You might want to leave for Sekrit soon, considering the situation. You could ask for your very own personalized griffbutt there.
I'd probably even draw it for you.

>>30593998
I gave you a griff butt for that annon becuse i was tired of your complaining you whiney createn. If you can't even pay enough attention to remember the shitty consolation griff butt,you might as well fuck off to sekrit.

>>30594019
I'm seriously considering it, but I'm not sure I'd be comfortable with the whole name and identity thing.

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>>30594042
This one from Bath? He goes to sekrit too, doesn't he? If that's the case, I gain nothing griff butt wise from staying here.

>>30593007
>leaving because you don't like the op image.

>>30594140
you know what you're doing you little shit

>>30594060
You're probably shit anyway since you stayed here so long, so don't bother.

>>30594140
It is far from just that. The last three times this was tried a new thread was made and we all went there. This time everyone was two tired or disgusted to even bother. We're fading. Things are falling apart.

I am not considering leaving because of the OP image. I am considering leaving because the good no longer resist the faggots.

I'm not making any rash decisions yet. I'm staying as long as I can tolerate it.

>>30594179
Ok, I won't.

>>30594066
Was Willow always thick or did she have to work at it?

>>30594230
she didnt choose the thicc, the thicc chose her

>>30594229
You can do it Anon. Join us. You can just set your name to some anon variation. Griffanon. Buttanon. Doesn't matter.

>>30594496
I'm getting mixed signals here.

>>30593157
Bunch of fallout stuff
My Little Persona
Forevermore Inverse Morning (kingdom hearts)

Could maybe be called a crossover
Equestrian Wrestling Entairtainment
Darkest Hour has a light to moderate coating of warhammer 40/30k
Foal quest -x has heavily inspired by coruption of champions

Aside from Darkest Hour as the best cyoa we have ever had it is up to you to decide if they are good.

>>30593998
Give it 24 hours. I promise I will have the griff by then or I will allow you to go to secrit without protest.

>>30594690
You said originally you'd have it in a few hours, and that was a week ago. I'll give you 6, and it better be good. If you try and half ass it and give me some pissass stick figure shit, I'll head straight to sekrit without a second thought.

>>30593339
>makes you sound like a whiny bitch.
Wrong.

>>30594735
Shut up Gimp. You're the whiniest bitch there is.

>>30593507
>It's not even supposed to be remember. It's supposed to be reminder
Yes but it has been like that for ages.
>he waited for a new thread to be due to be made in the middle of the night
That's rather paranoid.

>>30594678
>Darkest Hour has a light to moderate coating of warhammer 40/30k
It's not a coating and it isn't light. The whole thing is a retelling of the Horus Heresy with the names changed. Your daughteru is clearly a pariah and the villain is going to be pony Erebus.

>>30594735
>Wrong.
Incorrect.

>>30594751
I didn't mean on purpose. I meant that every time a cainart thread was made it was ignored and a new one was made until it happened when only australians were awake.

>>30593598
That or people should be open to playing a wider variety of genre

>>30594678
Are you memeing? I can't even tell anymore.

>>30593716
That's a good point. I think the only non lewd quest I play that has lewds is Nebula. Granted the lack of lewds is a plot point in BMH and Shattered Planes.
Granted with how slow the lewds come in you could argue Landfall is a regular quest with lewd.

You better not be implying there is a problem with lewd focused quests though.

And now we're just a thread of nothing but calling idiots out on bullshit again. Fucking hell.

>>30594822
sht it u idiort

>>30593839
I am a newfag and I can say with confidence this pathetic fucking whinging is far worse then the shit you are bitching about. Maybe it used to be worse but it's fucking fine now. You guys don't even have any fucking tripfags.

>>30594199
>This time everyone was two tired or disgusted to even bother
So people are bitching less and this is a bad thing?

>>30594839
I'm sorry for the fags in between you and I, newfag. You deserved a better general than the one you discovered.

>>30594798
Both.
I only said Darkest Hour was the best as a meme but I also genuinely believe it.

>>30594866
Cain is going to kill off Frosty Rime and you are going to deserve it.

>>30594853
4chan has always responded to people who act like fags or ignore board culture or drive off content creators by telling them to fuck off.

The fact that this behavior is slowing means that we are losing more and more people and the assholes are winning.

Less bitching is a bad thing when there is legitimate cause for it.

>>30594870
I pray this is true.

>>30594732
>it better be good
I said from the start it would be shit. I have literally not drawn a thing since school and I was terrible at it then.

>>30594866

Cain is never touching that trashfire of a quest again and is likely never coming back here.
So stuff a fucking crusty cum sock in your shit eating mouth and enjoy your shitty meme, you testicle gargling chucklefuck.

>>30594885
>I pray this is true.
The daughteru will probably die too. A lot of pariahs end up as black pariahs.

>>30594767
Faur enough. I apologize for jumping to conclusions. Complaining about the op image is still dumb though.

>>30594891
I know he isn't coming back. Doesn't mean I can't list it among the crossovers.

>>30594862
Eh. Better then the generals I came from.
>>30594885
>people who act like fags
Mayve it was different before I got here but at this point the only people acting like fags are you guys. You are feminists fighting a war you already won.

>>30594950
>You are feminists fighting a war you already won.
I have no idea what you are even going for with that metaphor. And we didn't win, we lost. The OP image is Cainart and all our content creators left because DHfags couldn't talk about their quest without being insufferable.

>>30594950
>Mayve it was different before I got here but at this point the only people acting like fags are you guys.
Everything about you gives the indication that you are not who you say you are.

>>30594929
He's coming back but only to kill off Rime.

>>30595010
I'm liking this meme.

>>30594981
>The OP image is Cainart
It's a fucking picture, only a problem if you make it a problem.

>>30595016
I agree. It doesn't need to be a problem at all if nobody makes it a problem. For example by using a deliberately incendiary image for the OP post.

>>30595016
Just stop. Please.

>tfw was going to try and start discussion but I just kept thinking about how I would have to look at the general to see if anyone responded and I'd rather just head back to sekrit

>>30595219
The end is neigh

>>30595015
It's a good meme but not as good as Rust Bucket is an example of everything.

>>30595219
>try and start discussion
Do it faggot.

>>30595279
Rust bucket is going to kill Frosty Rime. There. Now we have both memes.

>>30595293
The poison deer blade is racist and Frosty Rime will die in the movie.

>>30595317
And Warlock will get fired.

This the end
My only friend
The end

>>30595458
I agree.

SUPER

>>30595686
DEAD.

>>30594678
You mean Warhammer 30k with a light coating of ponies.

>>30595686
>>30595692
I agree.

Active threads

Genequest: >>30576048
Big Mare Hero: >>30524908
Aimless Text: >>30589337
Nebula: >>30592692
Cirquesque: >>30455419
Shittily Drawn: >>30525038
Lewd Text: >>30582541
Kingdom Hearts: >>30524879
Landfall: >>30576982
CurseQuest: >>30576536
Slave: >>30593351
Shattered Planes: >>30504932

>>30595862
Hey, I'm running.

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Hey, who likes ponies?

To my players: I'm sorry I didn't run tonight. I hurt my ass trying out a new dildo and now I'm watching 70's kung-fu movies. Maybe tomorrow. Feel free to billy hard, I deserve it.

>>30595929
Who?

>>30595929
You got to ease into dildos man. I told you not to go straight for the 14 inch Thor with extra wide flare.

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>>30596262
Last chance to tell me what items to gather before heading into level 2.

>>30596282
None. And get rid of your other items. Use only your hooves as the creator so provided.

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Draw a minimalist poner.

>>30596342
Sounds fun. I'll do it next thread.

>>30596353
It was fun, don't let them win. Have fun.

>>30596378
I am. Just not here.
Next thread anon.

>>30596469
Ok, I understand.

Sage

>>30596342
make me

>>30596527
I wasn't talking to you.

Sage

>there's a question horse getting responses in genequest now
Motherfucker.

>>30591816
Is all the damage you have caused really worth it just to post about your dead quest?

>>30596868
Way to spoil the stealth CYOA thread, and you asked him a question so there goes the sage.

I understand your frustration though, but he'll just come up with some self centered rationalization for why it's everyone else who is the problem.

This sage shit is gay

>>30597300
Leave.

>>30597300
the sage is a god
respect the sage my pony friend

>>30597300
We were on page ten. We were almost free. You dick.
>>30597318

>>30597342
Eat a griff dick

>>30597437
Leave.

It's unsalvageable at this point.

Sage

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>tfw

Blue = trash

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>>30597996
What the fuck did you just say to me you little bitch? I'll let you know I have creampied in your waifu more then you'll have sex with her. I have a happy child and took away your waifus virginity right before your eyes.

>>30598057
>I have a happy child
no thanks to you

>>30598057
I miss pony the game

>>30598586
To clarify: He punches your favorite QM with his dick.

>>30598586
No horse.
Also no general.

>>30598126
no one will ever top Branson

Which QM has the highest anal capacity?

Reminder, you can report things

>>30598921
Res

>>30598921
Res.

>>30598921
Hero. Or Sloth.

>>30598923
The fuck is there even to complain about in the last few hours?

>>30598938
Global 3.

>>30598938
Leave it to filter- and summerfags to find something to complain about.

>>30598960
Neither, try again

>>30598964
>complaining about being identified correctly
kek

>>30598923
Thanks for the reminder. That was actually helpful.

>>30598938
You sad, strange little man.

>>30591816
Why do you hate us so much? What did we ever do to you?

>>30599036
We let /cyoa/ happen.

>>30599003
No problem, mods are a 50/50 chance on that one. It used to work better but I imagine they are (understandably) getting sick of me being the only reporter, any help is appreciated.

Also "anon" ban evades, but I like to think it helps in the long run.

>>30599055
Who did you report?

>>30599131
(You)

Through the Shttered Planes: On today's question: how do you deal with a bully when he's over twenty times your size? Returns!

>>30599457
>>30599445
>>30599434

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lad

>>30598057
Sanic catbirb

Running.
>>30599805

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Your favorite line in a cyoa?
Mine is pic related

>>30599850
What are you, eleven?

>>30599868
This is the world we live in now.

I feel like we were actually doing a bit better until this thread.

>>30599868
>not appreciating the glory that was Jim J. "Jimmeny" George
I guess you weren't there.

You have 10 seconds to tell us a reason why you're not the cancer that's killing CYOA.

>>30599985
I'm a QM and I'm not dead

>>30599985
I run quests sometimes and don't shitstorm.

So that one guy never drew that Griff. Did that other Anon ever join Sekrit?

>>30599985
I've never responded to a post that I disagreed with seven hours later and autistically ranted about why people were wrong to have different taste than me.

>>30599991
Your quest might be cancer.

>>30600069
You're a passive-aggressive son of a bitch though.

>>30600100
I see myself as more just a bitter frustrated grouch. Passive-aggressive implies I'm trying to get a specific reaction and I'm more just complaining.

>>30600119
Fair enough. I can respect that.

What happened to the quest where Wind Rider was the MC? We still gonna do the hurricane race?

What happened to that Fallout quest? The heck is up with the weird robot?

What happened to the Equestria Wars quest? Did we ever kill in the name of the holy land?

What happened to Horse Power? Will we make sure to outpace the Tanker tier vehicles so we're not crushed? And will we make sure to crush all the Speeders before the Cruisers, as the decrease the odds of anyone overlapping us?

What happened to Darkest Hour? Did Cain say he abandoned the quest? It says it is haitus on an online, so does that mean he will eventually return to it once he builds the confidence?

What happened to Hijack? What of the stallion trapped in the nest of tentacles? Will moth dad be reunited with his some?

What of Lost? Why was it canceled?

What of Shooting Star? Will Nips ever return to it?

>>30600265
You're a big guy.

>>30600265
They were all driven away by our inability to shut up about that one thing.

>>30600265
>What happened to the quest where Wind Rider was the MC? We still gonna do the hurricane race?
Last I heard the QM still intends to run it. No confirmed start date.
>What happened to Horse Power? Will we make sure to outpace the Tanker tier vehicles so we're not crushed? And will we make sure to crush all the Speeders before the Cruisers, as the decrease the odds of anyone overlapping us?
What happened to Horse Power is that it and pixelanon are the only things keeping the general alive on life support right now.
>What happened to Darkest Hour?
It killed us all.
>Did Cain say he abandoned the quest? It says it is haitus on an online, so does that mean he will eventually return to it once he builds the confidence?
I've heard him mention plans about what to do when he returns once or twice in secret club, but generally he seems fairly disgusted with the quest and everyone associated with it. No idea if it is coming back or not.
>What of Shooting Star? Will Nips ever return to it?
Newfags out ree.

>>30599985
I don't whine about shit that doesn't fucking matter or get mad when people call me out on doompauling.
Also I use question horses, not to say that your quest required one.

>>30600265
>coming up with all that bullshit just to have an excuse to mention Darkest Hour
Kill yourself.

>>30600510
This.

>>30600314
>but generally he seems fairly disgusted with the quest and everyone associated with it.
>No idea if it is coming back or not.

You have to be autistic to not catch that if he is completely fucing done with the quest and the players, he's not coming back.

I see that you have yet to stick those crusty cum socks in your mouths. Probably because you're too busy breathing out of them.
Let the thread die, and move on with your pathetic existences you dense motherfuckers.

>>30600510
(You)

>>30600568
>You have to be autistic to not catch that if he is completely fucking done with the quest and the players, he's not coming back.
Normally I would agree with you but he makes really bad decisions frequently. That's why I said I wasn't sure if he might come back anyway. He'd be better off if he didn't.

>>30600606
You misspelled the word this.

>>30600588
Fair enough. Sage.

>>30599985
I don't shitpost like many of you do.

Lewd Pony will continue tonight at 9:30. In the meantime, who's fighting in the school yard?

1. Double-Pump is beating up Joyride
2. Double-Pump is beating up Tangy
3. Tangy and Tart are fighting each other
4. Two random colts are fighting each other
5. Two random fillies are fighting each other

>>30600647
>3. Tangy and Tart are fighting each other

>>30600510
That's rather paranoid.

>>30600680
I approve of this meme

>>30600680
I disapprove of this meme

>>30600680
This isn't a meme

>>30600804
That's rather paranoid.

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>>30600863
>>30600858
>>30600853
DNH is back up again
Perhaps this one won't die in a few hours with a single reply, hm?

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>>30600877
Considering that I didn't even know the dead one ever existed, perhaps indeed.

>>30600647
Who were Tangy and Tart again? Were they the bat brothers?

>>30601052
Yes. Around bats, never relax.

>>30601183
Well if they are the bat bros then
>>30600647
Go with 3 like >>30600675 said
It will be interesting to see what they would be fighting eachother about. Even though I personally would welcome more catfights this makes a more interesting match-up.

There's a ton of quest discussion going on in secret right now. It could have been yours but you had to go and use Cainart in the OP image. Plus you didn't floss.

You scum.

>>30601279
Can't we just ignore the cainart? Is it really that big a deal?

>>30599189
So this is a thing.

>>30601470
nigga nobody cares
stop linking random shit

>>30601470
Neat.
>>30601507
I like the idea of important announcements in the general. Gives us a sense of community.

Not so much the idea we should be linking mtg news though.

>>30601443
Months of everything going to shit and people still haven't realized that they need to stop yet. On its own it would be nothing, but it is the latest in months of this shit. I'm pretty much done with this place and if I can get quest discussion elsewhere then what am I even coming here for?

>>30601528
>Gives us a sense of community
That was murdered a long time ago.

Sage.

>>30601528
I forgot to put a bad word between link and mtg there.

>>30601545
It's just a fucking picture dude. Nothing is inherently bad about it.

>>30601566
Inherently? No. but bad stuff comes from the stuff related to it

>>30601566
It is a picture from a group of people who have apologetically destroyed this place.

>>30601566
How many pictures of Hitler do you think are hanging in Jewish temples?

>>30599850
If someone made a new thread, I'd migrate to it.

>>30601596
>apologetically

>>30601793
I agree.

>Your name is Hawkeye Foster, and you work the front desk at an orphanage
>Pretty fuckin' appropriate, given that you yourself an orphan
>Funny in a cosmic way and all that shit
>But really, you hate this job. It blows, real bad.
>You watch kids walk out the door all day, everyday, and your aunt, that ditzy bitch, always so eager to find them homes.
>she downright skips about ninety percent of the adoption process and its always your responsibility to get it taken care of.
>It was a drag, because about fifty percent of that ninety percent of the time, you were bringing kids home after less than a week of not so stellar living conditions.
>Made you wonder what kind of operation she was running here.
>Except, you knew what kind of operation it was, and the alternative to not being adopted wasn't a great one.
>not usually.
>Anyway, order of the day was Cuddle Bug, that shy, morose little moth filly with the braces and gaudy colors and such.
>You'd been cross checking some of the info her adoptee had left, and a whole buncha shit wasn't adding up.
>All the references she'd left claimed they'd never heard of an Ava Riss, and most of her landlords had claimed never to actually see her face, always mailing her rent in.
>That, and the fact that you'd found a loophole in the adoption contract that had somehow evaded your aunt for years.
>God damn that loofy cunt, you hate her so much, but she's your only family, so you gotta love her, and you do, you guess.

>Fuck, you don't even know where to start. You've got all the paperwork in order, but when you went by Ava's apartment, she wasn't there, and neither was Bug.
>You dropped by her job, but she wasn't there either.
>Where the fuck was she, and how were you gonna go about finding her?

>>30601824
Probably at the mind your own fuckin business store, I'd imagine.
also you curse too much, you ruffian

>>30601824

Clearly we have to go ask people at her job in a little more depth. Ask if she has friends or family, or where she might be? Ask what she looks like, ask if Cuddle Bug is happy?

>>30601708

>>30601814
Spellcheck typo. I meant unapologetically.

>>30601824
>>30601852
This seems to be the reasonable thing to do.

Mimic pone when?

>>30601824
They probably just went to do something fun together.

>>30601837
>>30601852
>>30601892

>Go to her job maybe, ask around, see where shes been, how Bug's doing.
>God, those kids piss you off, but you love 'em, everyone, and it kills you to see them sad.
>You hope Bugs happy.
>Anyway, that job, Rarity, some shit or other, Element of Harmony or something, you don't give half a shit.
>That's where Ava works, and she wasn't there, but surely someone there knows where she went, yeah?
>Be real nice, real sweet an easy if that were the case.
>Things being easy is a stupid fuckin ting to wish for though and you know it

"Okay, so what you're trying to tell me, is none of you, not a single god damn one of you, knows a single mother loving thing about where your employee goes after she's done with work?"
>"Mister Foster, please, I won't have you violating the sanctity of my boutique with such crass language. As is, I'd say you're lucky I let you in at all, what with your atrocious hair color and poor choice of head wear."
"Fuck you, my stetson's cool, and hot pink is a radical color!"

>This bitch was so frustrating, you wanted to just knock over a row of mannequins and be on your way, but you couldn't.

"Look, lady, you're an element of Harmony, yeah? All about that friendship jazz."
>"Well yes, that's true but--"
"But nothing, lady, I need to know where Ava Riss and Bug are, and I need to know now before anymore of my Saturday is wasted!"
>"Well, if it will get your rude self out of my store, then I'll have you know that I sent them off to do something fun."
"Fun, eh? Real fucking specific, lady. Thanks for nothing."

>You angrily walk out the door, kicking over a mannequin as you leave.
>You aren't normally such an angry stallion, you really weren't, but this was the third weekend in a row you'd lost to this bullshit, and it was starting to wear on you.
>You almost fall over Mini, you're Diamond Dog companion, as you walk back outside.
>Your look must say it all.

>"I take it you were unsuccessful?"

>>30601975
Damn right I was. The only lead we got is that they are off doing something """fun"""

What the ever living fuck is fun around here? Movies? Playgrounds? What does the kid do for fun? What would miss Ava do for fun?

We need to look around for billboards or movies, or anything a small kid might look at and declare fun. Or ask the locals what might be fun around here.

>>30601975
Give her the stare of someone who is not only dead inside but was never truly alive inside to begin with and ask her, "What do you think?" Before flopping on your flanks and lighting a cigarette.

>>30601975
Think long and hard at what we would rather be doing in this moment

>>30601990
>>30602002

>You give her a stare.
>A very powerful stare, the kind of stare that would give a cockatrice nightmares, and a manticore a stomachache.

"The fuck you think, Kat?"
>"I think that cursing ill-becomes you, and that you know how much I hate being called Kat."
"Yeah, well, we all hate a lot of things, don't we."
>You plop yourself down on her back, and she gets up, acting as your mount as she always does.
>Can't remember the last time you actually walked through these streets, but if you could help it, you'd do it as little as possible.
>You pull a pack and a matchbook from under your hat, spark up and take a deep drag of that sweet, smoky goodness.
>"Thats bad for you, you know."
"Yeah, I know. And you know I don't care."
>"In a mood again, I see."
"You're in a mood."
>"Mm."

>You take another drag, blowing the smoke up and to the side.
>Based on the coughs in the distance, you're pretty sure you hit a fellow pegasus. You try not to do that too often, but whatever.

"They're doing something "fun" apparently, whatever the hell that means."
>"I assume it means something fun."
"No shit, smartass."
>"That billboard up there seems to be advertising a new Daring Do film. I recall Cuddle Bug liking things of that sort."
"Yeah? I guess. Ay, what about that comic book store?"
>"Possibly. Theres also an arcade nearby, if I'm remembering correctly. She did enjoy playing those games with you."
"Yeah, I liked that too."
>Fuck, you loved video games, they were so great. entertainment from the comfort of the couch, and interactive no less!
>What you wouldn't give to be playing the latest True True Goddess Resurrection game, which you bought about a month ago, but HAVENT BEEN ABLE TO TOUCH, FUCK.

>Anyway, where the hell did Bug go?

I'm tired, good night, be back tomorrow

>>30602142
We can check the comic book store first, then the arcade. If she isn't either of those places, we should be able to catch her if she's coming out of the movies.

>>30602162

!tucc

>>30601793
Why the fuck are you triggered by that post?

>>30602192
Shut youtr fucking mouth all of you abou all of it, I'm so sick of watching you blithering idiots fucking stumble about, incapable of functioning within a thread because of one edgy russian, his tupid fucking quests and the australian that enjoyed it.
I don't want a single fucking person to respond to this post. I want you all to shut up, nut up and move the fuck on. Enjoy quests for what they are, and appreciate the people you have left who see fit to run for you muck spewing quadra niggers.

>>30602224
I don't actually have anything to say, I'm just responding because you told me not to, and I'm a rebel.

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>>30602484
You just used a store, we're a real RPG now!

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I'm trying to submit a quest to anonpone through the contact form and keep getting this error.

>>30602757
maybe you should stop then

>>30602533
We need to go to a tavern and get a quest to be a real RPG!

>>30602757
That error should be fixed.

>>30602757
What quest is the lucky quest?

>>30602822
That's rather paranoid.

>>30602878
Thanks for the help.
>>30602885
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/30433961/#30468465

>>30602886
That's rather paranoid.

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>>30602934
the lab is open
though I have a final tomorrow so no guarantees on more than a couple updates

>>30602951

Is that red necklace a Coltquest reference?

>>30602954
would you read genequest if I said yes?

>>30602954
Yes. I'm a big Coltquest fan.

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>>30602954
Yes, every red necklace is a coltquest reference. Check out this coltquest reference from the early 90s.

>>30602968
>wanting coltquestfags to play your quest
Are you really that desperate for players?

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>>30602951
Nice Coltquest reference Hiji

>>30602994
I'm a fan of coltquest and I love your joke.

>>30602994
>>30590119
It's green

>>30603044
Looks >yellow to me.

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>>30603044
I like green

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>>30603044
My mistake then.

>>30601793
Why on earth did you quote >>30599850?

>>30603377
Presumably because he was sick of this thread and that was the straw that broke the camel's back.

A better question is why you thought you needed to ask him five hours after the fact when someone already asked him several hours ago and he didn't respond to them either.

>>30603468
I thought maybe peer pressure would work.
I suppose it is the camel thing although I do wonder how that quote is a straw. Maybe anon is triggered by rape.

>>30603667
>no question mark

>>30603687
There's no question there you retard.

>>30603748
Anon, leave the bait alone.

>>30603778
When we have shit like >>30600510 and multiple people agreeing with it I am not sure anything posted in this general can be assumed as bait anymore

>>30603782
You raise a valid point.
Don't argue with retards then.

>>30603782
I think multiple people agreed with it because at this point people are willing to agree with anything opposing any mention of darkest hour.

>>30603848
That's kind of dumb.

>>30603848
Yeah that's probably it.
Anon was wrong to mention it but it seems far fetched he wrote up that whole post just to do it.

>>30603878
Yeah but at this point the absurdly hardline stance is our only hope.

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I found this cap while browsing through my computer today. Who is this horse, is there note of her. I'm curious.

>>30603894
It hurts. We must look like raving lunatics to an outsider who does not understand how bad it gets.

>>30603986
Well a couple of us really are. In particular the guy who thinks anybody using the word typo is trying to talk about ifag.

>>30603995
Oh yeah. Fuck that guy.

Fallout when? I wanna deliver packages dammit.

>>30603924
Anonpone in Humanestria

Shed 17 cyoa when?
Also what the fuck did I just watch?

>>30604352
the fuck is shed 17

>>30603054
Angel had a fatter ass as a filly

>>30604355
https://youtu.be/462KBuAhncU
It's legitimately good.
Only part I didn't like was the vomiting

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>>30604390
What are you imblying?

Which quest is objectively the best quest?
Which one is objectively the worst (excluding shitty attempts that never had a second thread).

>>30604741
the best is obdjectively urban, had everything a quest needs to have. the worst was obdjectively Super because of all that SUPER spam. I didnt play it but if it didnt exist everyone would have been better of because nobody would have spamed every time it ran.

>>30604741
There is no objective best or worst. By nature it's subjective and anyone who says otherwise is a twat.

>>30604783
Saying there is no objective best or worst it a lame excuse if you can't come up with good reasons to support your choice.

>>30604771
Are you literally retarded?
>best is obdjectively urban
Well, no further questions.

>>30604741
Best quest in my opinion is Bad Mares.
I don't really think there's any really bad ques except the ones with zero originality put into them.

>>30604741
There is no objective best or worst on an opinion question.
You could have asked what quest is best or worst in our opinion, but even so that is a very boring discussion prompt.
Also no question horse.

>>30604788
It's not an excuse and I agree with him. It's not an inability to come up with evidence to support an opinion, it's the acknowledgment that it is just that, an opinion.

>>30604741
The objectively worst quest is any quest liked by people who think there is an objective best or worst quest.

Running.
>>30605164

Trough the Shattered Plane: *Boss battle theme starts playing*: returns!

>>30605877

Cirquesque's players: since the thread died, what steps if any were you intersted in taking to get into the library?
Remember what the Star said, that you are actual diplomats.

>>30606051
What, are you Cammy or somethin'?

>>30606108
I thought the question made it unnecesary

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Trust nobody. Not even yourself.

>>30606119
hmmm, I'm still not convinced, say something that only Cammy would say.

>>30606141
Pentanigger

>>30606131
Guys, Cammy's gone full Fight Club, someone give him an ambien or something.

>>30606161
Does this mean i get to pinch people?
Rad.

Which qm has the most players and which one the least?

>>30606051
Maybe asking the noble about the library?

>>30606218
Most is Fic
Lest is a tie between a bunch of QMs with 2 players.

>>30606191
It's the only way to be sure. Just don't pinch yourself, you might not exist.

>look up how to kill yourself painlessly
>all the results are for websites trying to convince you not to kill yourself

Bullshit.
How do I end my life without pain, /cyoa/?

>>30606382
Go live with ifag.
You deserve the pain you fucking quitter.

>>30606382
How about you man the fuck and kill yourself in the most painfull way possible you fag?

>>30606405
I'd like a non-memetic response, please.

>>30606409
fine
what do you recommend
I don't really care at this point

>>30606412
Heroin, have a good time going out.

>>30606382
I've heard some things about helium. You could just try putting a plastic bag over your head and sealing it. You could also try overdosing on pills or something, like all the vaginas do.

>>30606415
Ya, know. I normally am the first anon to take threats of suicide seriously, just in case, but that borderline personality disorder tho.

Is the reason you want to kill yourself related to a lack of attention? What's going on with you?

>>30606450
Doesn't matter anon, I'm just done.
Not gonna lay out my lifes story for some stranger in a thread about interactive pastel horse fiction, on a mesopotamian agricultural exchange forum.

>>30606382
There is no escape.

>>30606468
But you sound like one of the anons I might like. I'm not going to give practical advice on how to painlessly kill yourself to some stranger on a Micronesian erotic animal grooming forum without a story first.

Are you a pedophile, we could speed up this process if you are, of course you could just say you are, but don't lie, that wouldn't be cool.

>>30606513
I'd appreciate it if you stop giving me the runaround and cut to the point.
If I tell you my story, you'll know who I am, and I don't want that
I don't care if you like me
and I'm not a pedophile

>>30606468
What about your favorite QM, Anon? Wouldn't he be sad to loose a player?

>>30606531
He probably took the easy route too.

>>30606531
Likely not. He has plenty more.

>>30606527
>and I'm not a pedophile
I don't believe you fag.
How about you come here and suck my adult cock to prove it.
I will give you such a fucking you won't want to die anymore.

>>30606527
I care if I like you though. Just go to a doctor and get some pills, they're actually pretty great sometimes. What's stoping you, you literally have nothing to lose if you are going to kill yourself anyways.

>>30606559
I'm incredibly poor and can't afford drugs in any capacity
You guys aren't helping, so I'm gonna stop responding.
Later days, /cyoa/.

>>30606566
Nice dubs.

>>30606566
They give them to you for free if you're poor. It's what I did when I was homeless, you might not live in the same country as me, but I'm pretty sure you haven't even bothered to google it, why not do that.

What if it's tuypo?
Depression did hit him recently.

>>30606601
Then he should definitely kill himself. Good riddance.

>>30606601
I'll respond specifically to say that I'm not him

And while I'm at it >>30606582
I live in america. I can't get anything for free, especially not the kinda stuff that could kill me.

>>30606627
I'm talking about antidepressants, and yes you can.

>>30606627
Everything is free, as long as you don't get caught.

>>30606627
Just go to sekrit Paperponer Anon. It's not worth killing yourself over.

>>30606601
Yeah but he could afford whatever dam medical shut he wanted.

>>30601596
Well not entirerly true. The guy who said that one artist was better then the other artist appologized.

>>30606655
>Paperponer Anon
I might be ""depressed"", but I'm not suicidal yet. I can't kill myself, even if I wanted to.

>>30606739
Few
>>30606727
Your driving people to suicide. GO AWAY.

>>30606745
>Your

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>>30606769
>Every time.

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>>30604524
That big Angel's rear is not as plush as filly Angels'

>>30606727
True. I feel sorry for the guy. He has to live with the knowledge his drunkenness destroyed us all.

>>30607066
I felt sorry for him at first but then I realized he probably still believed what he said and nobody with taste that shit deserves any support.

>>30607149
>badwrongoppinion

Do you enjoy lewd in your games?
Do you enjoy rape in your games?
Do you prefer playing as a male or female?

>>30607257
No
No
No
GO AWAY

>>30607271
Well at least we found the boring one.

>>30607289
>we

>>30607257
>Do you enjoy lewd in your games?
Yes
>Do you enjoy rape in your games?
Sometimes
>Do you prefer playing as a male or female?
Either. I very much prefer playing as a bisexual though. With the notable exception of BMH where the agressive hetrosexuality makes for an interesting character.

>>30606906
That photo was edited in an attempt to discredit her

>>30607257
I don't care about lewd.
No.
Either is fine.

I've noticed that all the questions without a horse suck ass.
>Which quest is best?
>Who has the most players?
>Do you like lewd quests?
Entry tier.

>>30596664
Now here's a question. Asks for something that you can talk about for a bit and explain why you think what you do since it isn't just asking for a preference or bullshit like that.

tl;dr
What >>30607271 said.

>>30607458
I agree.

I don't feel anything.

>>30607512
I feel like i'm falling apart. Can I trade you?

>>30607458
Now that's a confirmation as if ever I have seen one.

>>30607458
I've been noticing this for a while. We need more horse questions.

>>30607523
>that's a confirmation as if ever I have seen one
Agreed. It is confirmed.

>>30607523
*confirmation bias

>>30607529
Only if you are assuming that he went in wanting questions with horses to come out ahead. Don't make assumptions, anon. Maybe he just noticed it, like he said.

I could just as well assume that you hate question horses, and that's why you said what you said.

>>30607458
It's almost symbolic. We are suffering from a lack of ponies.

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Which CYOA MC do you think could fit the most dicks inside them.

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>>30607541
Probably Feather Storm, considering.

>>30606051
Find the library first and then ask the noble to let us use it.

>>30607564
The library is property of the noble.

>>30607536
I don't hate question horses as long as people mix up what horse they use to avoid breaking their own anonymity

I hate people who insist they are mandatory.

>>30601824
>>Except, you knew what kind of operation it was, and the alternative to not being adopted wasn't a great one.
Wait is it a brothel or a slavery ring or something? Mora is not going to be happy if so.

>>30607587
You're the problem

>>30607541
I had an opinion, but I think >>30607558 pretty much won this one.

>>30607587
Now that's a confirmation bias as if ever I have seen one.

>>30607587
They are mandatory.
>>30607616
>Now that's a confirmation bias as if ever I have seen one.
How so?

>>30607634
Not really. I was mocking him by throwing his words back in his face. He said that it was a confirmation bias when I said that I had recently noticed that questions with horses seemed to be better.