711: Not Asking for Trouble
Written by May Chan
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5r0ari
Friendship is Magic #56 still storytimed here!
>>30501885
The hiatus officially ends in August 5th.
http://www.tvguide.com/tvshows/my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic/episodes/307115/
It's good to have a vacation, but Equestrians should still try and remember their priorities, too. What if a pony goes off and forgets to pack the map in their saddlebags, or no arrangements are made for houseplants and they come home to find the place overrun by overgrown flora that blames them? The slightest disruption of the cosmic balance could have catastrophic effects on the fabric of reality!They could forget to bring their keys!
>>30556849
Previous thread.
>>30561276
I like thing
Who do you think will be the focus of episode 24?
Legends of Magic #4 is still storytimed here!
>>30457665
COUNTDOWN
http://mlpg.co/countdown/
712: Discordant Harmony -When Discord invites Fluttershy to his realm for tea, he worries she won't be comfortable there and begins to change it and himself with disastrous results.
713: The Perfect Pear -The Apple Siblings learn about their parent's love story and find out that they're half Pear.
714: Fame and Misfortune -Twilight Sparkle's publishing of the friendship journal has unintended consequences when ponies start to argue over who wrote the best lessons.
715: Triple Threat -Spike accidentally invites Ember and Thorax to Ponyville on the same day. He's sure the two new leaders are not going to get along so he does all he can to keep them apart and cover the fact that the other is there.
716: Campfire Tales -When their sister camping trip is ruined by Fly-ders, Applejack, Rarity, and Rainbow Dash tell Sweetie Belle, Apple Bloom, and Scootaloo the stories of their favorite legends; inspired by the tales, the girls make the most out of their new situation.
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The earlysodes
712-http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5rc23nhttps://stream.sunnysubs.com/s07e12.mp4
713-https://stream.sunnysubs.com/s07e13.mp4
718: A Health of Information -While helping Fluttershy gather supplies, Zecora comes down with a terrible disease called Swamp Fever; even though a cure has not been discovered, Fluttershy makes it her mission to heal Zecora no matter what it takes.
719: To Change a Changeling -Starlight Glimmer and Trixie try to get Thorax's brother Pharynx to accept their new way by sharing love and transforming so he doesn't undermine Thorax's leadership, and that the hive will ultimately accept him.
720: It Isn't the Mane Thing About You -When Rarity's shampoo is accidentally switched with Zecora's magical remover potion, she does everything she can to fix her devastated mane in time for an upcoming photo shoot.
721: Once Upon a Zeppelin -Twilight is torn when she discovers the cruise she and her family are on is a themed vacation experience in which ponies have paid for the privilege of spending time with her, and she must please both her family and the cruise attendees.
722: Marks and Recreation -Wanting to help as many blank flanks as possible, the CMCs start a Cutie Mark Day Camp, but are surprised when one of their campers doesn't want a cutie mark.
723: Secrets and Pies -When Pinkie Pie thinks she see Rainbow Dash throw away one of her pies, she suspects the worst - that Rainbow Dash secretly hates her pies; Pinkie Pie attempts to catch Rainbow Dash in her web of lies.
>>30561640
>>30561650
>>30561638
Best friends.
>>30561629
excellent choice of op horse
>Colt
Breeding material.
>>30561671
Nou
>>30561631
It's really cute.
>you will never embrace your waifu like that
>Dash
>>30561679
Pretty sure I would be a terrible OP horse
unlike that fine gentlepone
>>30561684
Look at that blue butt.
>>30561702
where else am i supposed to look?
>>30561708
don't try and start shit with me right now pony
>>30561657
God damn it! Not again!
>>30561696
R u saying u r not a stallion?
Docpone is great, but he be merely "ok" by stallion standards.
>>30561724
No I am saying I would be a terrible choice for the OP post
Docpone is great though. There are lots of great stallions
>>30561728
There are plenty much better.
Exhibit A and B
>>30561735
Both are good, neither are better
>>30561650
Zap2it changed some of the episode numbers.
To Change a Changeling -> 717
It Isn't the Mane Thing About You -> 719 (there's no 718)
A Health of Information -> 720
Marks and Recreation -> 721
Once Upon a Zeppelin -> unknown
Secrets and Pies -> unknown
>>30561739
If you say so, mister wrong.
>>30561747
It is a simple fact of the ponyverse
That being said I do love those other two pones
>>30561741
Does that mean we don't know the title for 718 yet?
>>30561756
Note that in >>30561650 there wasn't 717.
Rumors day that the missing episode is Daring Done.
>>30561773
>Daring Done
More Daring Doo? Seriously?
>>30561784
Yay.
>>30561773
>>30561788
I like Daring Do, but that episode title sounds a bit ominous.
>>30561788
I love her in that shirt
>>30561795
DaringDead
Why do Fluttershy episodes tend to be forgettable?
>Ctrl+f 'waifu': 1 match
Post waifus
And horsebands
>Daring Done
Where Daring Do stops going on adventures.
>Daring Doc
Where Daring Do becomes a doctor.
>Daring Donut
Where Daring Do eats a donut.
>Daring Dom
Where Daring Do is into kinky sex.
>Daring Door
Where Daring Do buys a new door for her house.
>Daring Doom
Where Daring Do faces the end of the world.
>Daring Dockers
Where Daring Do decides to wear trousers.
>Daring Dodecahedron
Where Daring Do learns geometry.
>>30561826
>>30561827
I'd read this series
>>30561827
>Daring Drunk
Where Daring Do develops a drinking problem.
>>30561826
>>30561823
She has some memorable songs.
>>30561826
>>30561870
what the fuck anon
>>30561826
Would die protecting.
>>30561684
dash git out of my house
>>30561890
she just wants to nap on your pillow and maybe leave a few feathers behind
>>30561784
anon you have too many picture of DT saved on your computer
i am calling the police
>>30561879
She's the most perfect and cuddliest waifu.
>>30561899
How is 67 too many.
yall mind if ah...
>>30561907
her butt is too young for that many pictures
>>30561944
Nonsense
Is that even english
Filly butts are the perfect age for much depiction.
>>30561944
>not taking a lot of photos of your fillies doing cute stuff
>>30561995
That is a good thing to talk about tinypone
filly fantastic
This is a peach.
>>30561998
tinypone butts are the best
>seafilly
>>30562014
>>30562013
I need more filly butts.
>>30561995
Wait is that new? Is she back to drawing pone?
>>30562028
Don't we all?
>>30562014
What have they done to you, Noi?
>>30562031
That artist's a dude and they've yet to pull the ded and hats us routine.
>>30562007
where did peachy get that muffin
>>30562056
that is a cuppin cake
Poofy butt
>>30562056
At the hardware store.
>>30562056
She's a good filly so I got her one.
Filly is crawling in your skin.
>>30562077
There's something inside her that pulls beneath the surface?
>>30562060
I always wondered if her mother was an arabian horse.
What are you going to do when your filly grows up into a horse? dump her in the trash?
>>30562085
>>30562087
ponies do not grow up into horses you idiots
>>30562083
Filly is what's inside you that pulls beneath the surface
Only the purest pony blood courses through my veins.
>>30562092
are you sure?
>>30562092
What if the filly's grand-grand-grand-grandparent was a horse? Wouldn't that make her technically grow up into a (% of a) horse?
>>30562085
That would make interesting lineage, although I don't remember of the Saddle Arabian horses had pointed ears.
Kissing is dum.
>>30562101
put some damn pants on, i dont want to see buttcrack and genitals while i eat.
>>30562107
You some kind of homosexual, anon?
Poof isn't a very cute pony.
>>30562106
shut up Dash
>>30561823
Because you have long term memory loss?
>>30562120
I dare you to find me a single poof that isn't adorable.
>>30562130
That one.
I don't mean she isn't cute at all, just that she's below the standard pone cuteness level.
I think it's her jawline that does it.
>durka durka 7-11 horse
>>30562149
RARITY!
I THINK YOU'RE LETTING APPLEJACK'S XENOPHOBIA RUB OFF ON YOU.
>>30562135
>>30562140
You are just so very wrong, it hurts.
>>30562154
>"AH CAN GIT ME A GOTDANG CAN A' CIDER AT THE LIL GENERAL STORE FER' ONE BIT!"
>"MEANWHILE THAT SNAKETONGUED CAMELJOCKEY IS OUT ROBBIN' PONIES BLIND, SELLIN' IT FER 5 BITS!"
>"YALL MADE THE CHOICE TO COME HERE, DANGIT! THAT AIN'T THE EQUESTRIAN WAY YOU FUCKIN' FOB WHORSE CUNT!"
Casual
Public
Hugging
>>30562193
A Serious Stallion
A Flirty Filly
A cool colt.
Same
Sex
Hoofshakes
>>30562240
what is her special talent?
>>30562240
B-but I already have a hot horse mom
>>30562256
Blowjobs
Cupping stallion's balls while standing in line
Rolling those warm heavy orbs in your palm
Sticking a finger in his ass
>>30562312
nice
Ya'll niggas are gaaaaaay
>>30562337
She has the cutest mom face and mom hair ever
>"WINGS. OF. STEEL. PAIN KILL-, C'MON, ANON, YOU KNOW THE WORDS!"
>'DAD, STOP.'
Odds of episode 24 being a Spike episode?
I'm gonna call it a day
Good night, MLPG
>>30562418
hoofball character development stallion
spike hoofball ?
>>30562357
Horse faces aren't supposed to be a literal box shape.
Stupid doug "horse".
>>30562149
She's indian
>>30562439
Pony roads
Take me home
>>30562458
Heyhowareya heyhowareya, or the dot dot kind?
>>30562481
that's racist Dash
>>30562154
It's not like those sand jockeys can read,
>>30562154
That isn't the only thing that Applejack rubs off on her.
>>30562496
Boneheads and mudhorses have to die
>>30562481
Not the kind that makes you shit your pants after you see the casino bill.
The ones that let their food do that for them.
>>30562411
they are very cute horseparents
>>30562458
Same shit, right?
>>30562596
>>30562596
APPLEBLOOM
APPLEBLOOM
APPLEBLOOM
>>30562600
Real fillies only
>>30562618
How can you differentiate a real filly from a fake one?
>>30562614
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5dNC5SV7gE
>>30562618
So what's Diamond Tiara doing here?
>>30562625
You have to check their serial number.
>>30562628
you know, filly stuff
>>30562618
hell no i dont want to go to prison, fake fillies only.
fat neckbeards who drink a filly potion
creepy old changlings who transform into fillies
hot milfs who use the transformation spell
only for me, fucking scootaloo in the dream world is also ok i guess
I just thought of something: What if Once Upon A Zeppelin is a cringefest?
>>30562559
No they aren't
>>30562411
I would even put up with Dash for the opportunity to hang out with her parents screaming out the lyrics to the whole album until we lose our voices
>consciousness is a hallucination made by the brain
>muh reality is madness meme
ugh
Fillies designation will be 2E, a model of filly specialized in taking out its own kind.
Another thread is working on pic related to match what another board, likely /co/, did in >>30560088.
What do you think of their choices mlpg?
They're still taking suggestions in >>30560076 if you have ideas for a better image for any of the boards.
>>30562720
>Doug people
You failed
Filly stuck her snout up your asshole and said you're not eating enough fiber
>>30562676
>I can easily rid of
>>30562729
I have literally been subsisting off nothing but mountain dew and pizza the last few days.
>>30562740
what's your call of duty kill death rate
>>30562747
Most recent deathmatch was 34 - 16Sad, I know
>>30562740
Pooping out that can is going to be tough.
>>30562720
A non-eqg suggestion for /y/
>>30562761
I would post mine but I quit halfway to watch 3d hentai
not 2d , 3d
and hentai
3d hentai
I love pastel ponies!
Quit procrastinating, work on your art
>Are you coming to my show, Anon?
>>30562847
trixie should sell plushies of herself to little fillies at her shows
merchandising is where the real money is
>>30562655
i have seen all of your relatives' butts
>>30562655
I already have those butts memorized
>>30562847
No, your show is stupid and gay.
Like you.
>>30562847
sure, i'll get the good seats i hope
>>30562847
*activates trap card*
>>30562720
>high school dimension garbage
original was automatically better
how to filly
>>30563011
First, grab your pistol, then grab your pony
>>30563011
Step one: Be cute
Step two: Try not to be molested
>>30563011
There are several books covering how to filly.
>>30563053
Twilight is well studied in fillying
>>30563160
Twily, those pages are blank. Can you even read?
>>30563207
Twilight doesnt know how to read she's been bluffing this whole time to look smart
>>30563225
That's some fuck huge charisma she has to bluff all the way up to Princess Celestia's prized pupil. Makes me still respect her even if she is an illiterate horse.
>>30563225
>>30563207
>>30563225
>>30563247
she respec'd put all her points into cuteness
it paid off in the end though
>>30563160
Oh she's studying something...
>>30563279
You're reading it upside down you stupid horse.
>>30563279
I think she's showing it to you Anon
>>30563279
>>30563313
>/poltards/ too dumb to post on 4chan
hmmm
Who will it be?
>>30562330
kissing a stallion on the mouth before you both board the train
>>30563389
Weird Al.
Isn't she, like, in her mid twenties as a pony?
Why is she friends with a bunch of teenage highschoolers?
Shit, she's old enough to be a teacher at that school.
>>30563495
It's EqG, what were you expecting?
>>30563495
Why aren't the sirens thousands of years old and vastly powerful rulers?
it's a prison dimension, she won't age until she's free
>>30563495
>Expecting quality from EQG
>>30563495
Dougs are cursed to forever wander the high school dimension. Unaging, unchanging.
>>30563495
She's a pedophile.
>>30563398
i'd rather stallion board me
>>30563521
*ephebophile
>>30563389
Nowacking
>>30563479
Didn't he die today?
>>30563556
no?
>>30563695
Das racis!
>>30563389
Beyonce
Where is this pony always going off to? She keeps saying she'll be right back
well, she keeps saying "brrrrrb", but you think you know what it means by now
best pony right here
>>30563813
I like that pony
>>30563810
I think I need to follow that horse.
>>30563810
>brrrrrb
You need to take the duct tape off first before asking her.
>>30563495
let her relive her youth, surrounded by prime teen pussy and cock
what is the next glimtrix episode about?
>>30563495
>Isn't she, like, in her mid twenties as a pony?
According to whom
>>30563841
She was Celestia's pupil before Twilight was, and it's thought that the mane 6 are either late-teens or 20s
>>30563829
She's so cute.
I hope the fish princess gets to sing a song in the movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fD1hWjffGeE
>>30563875
at season 1, they've all aged significantly since then
>>30563841
sunset's like 6+ years older than twilight. she could easily be in her late 20s
>>30563894
SOMEDAY YOU'LL SEE
WISH I COULD BEPart of your world~
>>30563535
there will be plenty of time for that once you've left the station
>>30563890
She's bursting with horsey goodness
>>30563927
Oh no, are her horgans okay?
>>30563934
yes
>>30563927
I want to hug her and her horgans.
>>30563964
Holy shit a horse with wings.
>>30563964
touch that butt
>>30563964
holy shit a really pretty winged horse
!!!!!!!!!!!!
*transforms into a magical schoolfilly*
OHHHHHHHHH
THERE GOES A SHINING STAR
EVIL WON'T DETER HER
(LET'S FLY!)
CUZ MAGIC FLOWS THROUGH HER
(STAR BUTTERFLY!)
SHE IS A SHINING STAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>30563981
d'ohohokay
>>30563981
now is magical schoolfilly going to do something
>>30563976
she's not particularly pretty....
observe
>>30564027
holy shit a really pretty winged horse
>>30564032
She is the prettiest of the winged horses, and you will recognize her status or things will get ugly.
>>30564042
What if someone makes a claim against her?
>>30563986
fight evil
be cute
win the hearts of fillies everywhere
>>30563981
It was Sweetie Belle all along
Plain, boring, ordinary Sweetie Belle
>>30564053
Like I said, things get ugly.
>>30563976
Where? Hiding behind Derpy?
You need a partner for this grand adventure
Who do you chose
Sweetie Belle the Bard
Scootaloo the Rogue
Apple Bloom the Paladin
>>30564064
Apple Bloom would probably be the most useful
>>30564064
the answer is always the rogue
>>30564064
Use the bard's charms to recruit both.
>>30564064
What sort of an adventure is it?
>>30564083
Big adventure
>>30564087
well, Apple Bloom will probably be the largest one
so the paladin I guess
>>30564083
It is a long and dangerous journey.
You must leave the safety of your fortifications and venture forth into the NEVERENDING FOREST. After finding your way out of it you shall find the BREEDING GROUNDS, a horrible place where all manner of beasts are raised for nefarious purposes and patrolled by CERBERUS itself. Should you survive those cursed lands you shall find yourself in the METROPOLIS, where a webway of maze like paths and hidden dangers await thy.
Only there you shall find what you seek, the mythicalCANDY STORE, where you need to buy a bag of candy canes, a few cupcakes, and some lollipops and jawbreakers
>>30564087
bigbackdooradventure?
>>30564101
Unf
Breeding grounds
>>30564087
Will it be fun?
>>30564106
You need to stop.
>>30564106
>>30564027
She's really pretty.
The spirits have spoken to zebra filly, they told her you're a faggot.
>>30564129
yep
>>30564124
>>30564125
you're no fun
>>30564064
my big adventure is breaking into houses to steal panties.
so scoots is the best choice
*fucks Coco's anus*
>>30564195
sweet and gentle or rough and brutal?
*Breeds Coco's pussy*
>>30564141
>Ascendance means you get more filly-like
Of course.
>>30564215
rough and brutal
*causes her ass to collapse on my dick from plowing her too hard*
>>30564223
GET IT MY MAN
*slaps her ass*
*shoves Coco onto you and fucks your down onto your dick*
>>30564235
>and fucks your down onto your dick
hey, let's not and say we did, huh?
>>30564215
do you even need to ask?
>>30564239
don't you want my cummies to fertilize you so you can shoot fertilized cummies into Coco with her own shit nuggets I dug out of her with my cock
>>30564154
Coco hasn't scrunched onscreen, has she?
>>30564235
>too hard
I dont think so pal, the ponut is an engineering marvel that can take quite the beating.
Rarity is best pony. Can you refute this? Of course you can not!
*fucks Rarity's asshole*
>>30564141
I want to stick my face in her fluff and motorboat her.
>>30564257
what the hell that is such a weird thing to say
>>30564264
>>30564141
Too OCish, this picture does not meet the minimum requirements needed to be saved into my luna folder.
>>30564264
I want to scratch her ears and chin until she falls asleep
>>30564271
Anything that is cute and/or high quality gets saved to my pony folders.
>>30564263
>...is it in yet?
>>30564274
I want to caress her face and tell her she's a pretty princess.
>>30563389
>a S7 episode mix
Why are they still working on season 7?
>>30564276
but her horn is totally fucked in that pic
damn there is so much evil in the equestria universe, that shit is worse than earth at this point.
>>30564281
I want to fluster her, then boop her on the nose and give her a hug
>>30564288
Oh fuck, it is. Damn is that annoying, I hate it when something small like that ruins an otherwise good pic.
>>30564282
>mix
It's for some episode promo, I'm sure.
>>30564278
Why is Rarity always making the "fuck me" face.
>>30564310
Because she's a sloot.
>>30564310
Maybe because she's always wanting you to fuck her?
>>30564327
What kind of dinosaur is this supposed to be
>>30564319
>i feel more sexual attraction to this image
>than to any human in my entire life
i think i need to check myself into therapy before its too late
Comics did seaponies before the movie.
>>30564319
Intriguing. No seriously, she never stops making it.
>>30564327
Even while she's sleeping?
>>30564339
Her door is unlocked
>>30564338
I'm pretty sure that comic came out after 1986
>>30564334
Nah it's cool, that's normal.
Mares > 3DPD
>>30564349
In current continuity, not Shoo be doo shoo shoo be doo
>through magic you finally get to Equestria
>the ponies are really friendly with you
>but as you get to know them you find out none of them find you sexually attractive since you're too different of a species
>you'll never fuck your waifu, she just wants to be good friends
How would you respond?
>>30564369
Become a monster hunter and get paid to kill increasingly dangerous creatures until one kills me.
>>30564344
>Her door is unlocked
It always has been.
>>30564369
Friends can help friends get off
>>30564369
>rape
>>30564369
Good friends with benefits?
>>30564369
Nigga I live on Equestria, good enogh for me
>>30564369
Go see if there's another sentient species that wants this dick.
>>30564369
I'm not worried, I have a long line of waifus to choose from.
>>30564393
The griffons aren't interested either and the dragons don't like you because you're too weak.
>>30561775
>>30564408
I will collect magical evil artifacts until I am powerful enough to crush dragons and the princesses
luckily there are a ton of alicorn amulets just laying around, most of them unguarded.
What was the last season 1 episode you watched?
>>30564382
>well alright
>but what's in it for me?
>>30562720love /v/, /vip/ and /pol/ on that chart
>>30564422
She's so cute.
>>30564369
>none of them find you sexually attractive since you're too different of a species
people can be attracted to anything, just look at this shithole.
but more importantly stimulation feels good and doesn't require attraction to work. Two could totally fuck without either being attracted just because it's a fun thing to do.
>>30564431
I hope we get to see her again this season
>>30564426
it is too painful for me to see my ex-waifu (smoothback twily)
so i do not relive those mammaries
>>30564424
Once you get bored of bossing around a bunch of cartoon ponies that could be taken over with a sharp stick you'll probably get bored and just become a hermit with a modest harem.
>>30564426
probably the finale from when I rewatched the season lately
>>30564440
HAVE A GO AT THIS LITTLE BEAUTY!
SHE'S A RARE SMOOTHBACK TWAIHLY!
Please don't boss around the ponies with a sharp stick.
They are easily frightened.
Isn't it a bit late?
>>30564463
Always.
>>30564463
Good night pink thread horse.
>>30564441
Sounds nice, I can dig it.
But I boop from there.
earthies and hornheads will never know this joy
>>30564492
Not right now you don't!
>>30564451
What if I tape a sandal to the end of the stick and slap it on the ground?
>>30564510
That'l probably do it as long as you can take out the alpha stallion/filly with it.
>>30564510
>>30564513
Who is the alpha filly? rumble?
>>30564510
>the chancla
The CMC have invited you to their blank flank singles night mixer. There will be punch and pie.
>>30564522
>even in a room full of fillies, you're still the one guy against the wall mumbling and occasionally chuckling to yourself
>>30564522
I will attend.
>>30564522
Is there actually punch and pie?
>>30564522
What kind of pie?
>>30564521
I thank my lucky stars that my parents were never strict enough to get the chancla. Or el cinto.
filly is asking what are your core competencies
>>30564541
There's never really punch and pie, it's just something you say
trixie
why is she so funny
>>30564532
How does someone develop a fashion sense so blessed by the gods
>>30564562
Then I'm going to make pie myself when I get there.Creampies.
>>30564565
The time-out bubble is a wonderful invention.
>>30564550
The cucuy lived in my grandma's kitchen.
Like, RIGHT next to the bread box where the cookies were, too.But only when the light wasn't on.
>>30564572
Is it okay to occasionally put your waifu in the timeout bubble?
>>30564572
indeed!
>>30564369
As long as I can hug her and cuddle nonsexually, I don't care if I can't have sex with her.
>>30564577
I was never scared of el cucuy or the boogeyman growing up. I got too fucked up by my uncle making me watch Chucky at 3 years old. Spent the next 10 years being scared shitless of the guy. My folks could've totally gotten me with La Llorona if we lived anywhere remotely close to water.
Why is Flutters such a smug pony?
>>30564579
not only is it okay, it is necessary from time to time
>>30564605
Getting over her life-breaking fear of everything and not taking ponies' shit made her realize she can manipulate almost anyone with her kindness and friendships.
when the fuck is the new episode
>>30564565
This is why it's important to kennel train your ponies.
>>30564614
I would buy all of her butter.
What would happen if you ponked the purp?
>>30564623
I would make butter with her.
>>30564627
You shouldn't do that
>>30564629
good taste
https://derpibooru.org/1488113
>>30564598
i need to come over to scoots' house so her abuela can feed me lots of pegacan food
>>30564550
My dad had a wooden paddle.
It got... lost.
>>30564633
Well i wish you had said that earlier.
How do i get burn marks off my ceiling?
>>30564623
i want to milk her
If ponies didnt want to be eaten then why the hell are they made out of food??
>>30564641
It's such a dumb little thing but I love that it took off.
>>30564655
if gryphons didn't want their unborn children to be eaten, then why are they so delicious for breakfast?
>>30564638
That's not usually my thing, but in that art style and with Flutters I might make an exception.
>>30564646
Bleach and fillies
>>30564499
>implying
it's the earthies only
>>30564656
i want that giant taco
>>30564369
I'll just find my diamond dog waifu and have puppies instead
>>30564615
August 12, only on The Hub.
>>30564679
Someone needs to add Glimmer levitating to this
>>30564682
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvIkojfQDxA&t=5m23s
Make it, Anon.
>this is the oldest pony video on the internet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iLFjT_h64I
EqG minis are cute
CUTE
>>30564739
I'm sorely tempted.
>>30564709
is it weird that i started masturbating to this video
i didn't finish or anything
The Juice is loose.
>>30564739
i might buy it if that was a plush
>>30564707
Oh, ok.
Like this?
>>30564746
dont dew it
>>30564750
I don't give a fuck!
>>30564734
this show is super cute
do you think it will be any good?
>>30564746
Tempted to what, Anon?
>>30564739
>doug people
>"cute"
>>30564750
No shit? They ok'd his parole?
>>30564762
This is going to have SO MUCH PORN
>>30564763
Get one. They're super cute.
>>30564773
the pink one is obviously going to be the best one
>>30564775
>those tiddies
I shouldn't love this.
>>30564771
you know it
>>30564770
doug is a cherished part of my childhood, please dont associate it with eqg trash.
>>30564779
Doit fagget.
>>30564770
Rainbow Dash has a very cute crotch
>>30564793
I remember big long ago, when my Uncle was in law school, him and I went out to McDonalds during the Simpson trial, and his order was "We'll have what OJ & Kato had."
https://youtu.be/cuF9aZxoipE
>stuffed with memes and pop cult
expect ponies and bronies to show up
Why do I want to violate this horse so bad.
1st episode is up
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tjl8Xul5H51E
>>30564808
I don't get it
>>30564779
Yes, buy one.
you can paint her panties and stuff.
>>30564821
Dude, OJ met up with him after the murders and they went out for a Mac attack!
>>30564819
twily looks so naked and sausage-y without wings
filly is gonna splat
>>30564815
I dunno, I doubt it. That doesn't quite feel like Rocko's type of humor and this preview seems faithful enough to the original.
>>30564783
The blue one is super cute.
>>30564815
I don't know how to feel about this.
>>30564834
Ponies look like beans.
>>30564841
I guess he's alright looking
>>30564841
lmao who the fuck is disliking back then
Luna's tiny butt.
>>30564841
>old youtube
>there's no fucking way youtube looked like that when pony started!
>2010 was 7 years ago
FUCK
>>30564850
*glorious butt of the evening
>>30564815
>starbucks on every corner joke in 2017
dropped
>>30564815
Not everything needs to go on forever. Sometimes it's best to just let it die and rest in peace.
>>30564835
Sweet, can we splat together?
>>30564844
Beans? But I was previously told they look like marshmallows. Now I don't know who to believe. I just don't know!
Just watched the first episode, I hope they keep up the whole magical girls fighting evil monsters thing!
trixie is sad, make her happy
>>30564877
Haha, it couldn't be called LWA if they didn't, right?
>>30564815
>Spring Cleaning episode is now a JSW episode.
>>30564879
You know what would cheer you right up? Cunnilingus and ice cream.
Guess their names.
>>30564853
>7 years ago
https://youtu.be/nRVrwNiW-UM?list=PLh_-tUXc95dHL5CHAg7YvTyzRe8CgHjtI
rip
>>30564884
trixie likes ice cream
>>30564879
Dat ass always makes her happy.
>tying to work on your Overwatch esports career
>this piece of shit is blocking your chair
>>30564815
>original creator/director and cast
I'm cautiously optimistic.
>>30564877
If only.
>>30564879
she loves nuts
>>30564908
THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS
>>30564891
dairy products give horses violent diarrhea
>>30564921
how are her legs not broken?
>>30564927
she does yoga
>>30564928
did yoga give her cancer?
>>30564931
I don't remember why she didn't have a mane in that picture, it's an old one
>>30564888
superior OG AMV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFXAcGB4QH4
>>30564927
ponies are 90% marshmallow, 5% boop, and 5% ponut.
>>30564923
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftvZFUg4HPc
Filly reminds you that "snitches get stitches" as she reaches for the cookie jar.
>>30564954
attach the bridle of punishment to her
https://youtu.be/fiSQnYLDucc
>>30564950
it's been a while
>>30564950
åć!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcjso2HmQqoTHERE WAS A TRUXTON SONG ON B-SIDE U- 2017 VOL. 1 MORE TRUXTON WHEN
>>30564959
>Derpy will never be your wife
>>30564964
reminder
>>30564967
I don't really mind it
>>30564967
Wut
>>30564950
>>30564964
>>30564968
>>30564971
>he made a DOWNLOAD album recently
>>30564972
still don't mind it, the five o'clock shadow makes me laugh though
shimmypone cuddle pillow
>>30564977
what kind of autist sleeps with something like thatput in a fleshlight hole and i'm sold
>>30564982
Look at those eyes. There already is one.
>only at walmart
>only at target
>only on amazon
>only at toys r us
Why does hasbro do this? do they not want money?
>>30564982
I sleep so much better with a daki
>"I felt it the very moment I realized how happy I was to hear you, to see you, how much I cared about you. The spark ignited inside me when I realized that you all... are my friends!"
I found it silly and sappy the first time I watched the episode, and now it hits me every time.
Does anyone have the link to that Rarity's Theme vid with the horns?
I looked for it a few days ago but couldn't find it.
I hope it wasn't removed.
>>30564991
One of the most cringyworthy things I've ever written was an essay about this scene in 12th grade english.
>>30564995
I bookmarked it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzmaoXZzm4o
>>30564985
Of course they do, and they already got it from the exclusivity deal.
>>30564985
It's more attractive to the stores themselves.
You take some boop, put it up on the wall check it out for a while.
>>30564976
he went from a cool dude to transgender furry tumblrina. how does anyone think he looks good like this? his community and therapist are supporting him too, what the fuck, how is this acceptable in public
>>30564985
the money jews in charge ran the numbers and this bullshit makes them more money
why else would they do it
>>30564998
Every time
A true masterpiece
>>30564996
That sounds terrible.
Care to share it?
>>30565005
Why do you give a shit, nigga?
BEST FRIENDS
UNTIL THE END OF TIME
>>30565019
I met him at magfest and he was really nice and presentable. now he looks like a fucking clown, how the fuck do you get a job looking like that?
>>30564991
what the fuck they have only known eachother for like 3 days. friendships that deep dont form that fast.
>wet squelching noises
>like running in flip-flops
https://derpibooru.org/1491319
Fun with the wife.
>>30565029
Pony friendships do. That's why everyone wants to be friends with a pony.
Would it have been better if this episode was the season 1 finale, instead of the premiere?
>>30565030
Can those ponies stop being so gay for each other for like 5 minutes
>>30565029
They can if you go through several near-death experiences together
>>30565041
hell no
>>30565041
How would that work? The whole reason the entire group became friends is because of that event.
>>30565048
not even in an alternate dimension
>>30565048
Don't tell my favorite mares what to do.
>>30565062
But they need to tend to the crops, and make dresses
respectively
Why is horse pussy so much better than the human version?
>>30565081
Because it's attached to a pony.
someones talkin shit
>>>/co/94033561
>>30565091
I'll get the combat shotgun
>>30565081
it's objectively more beautiful
more powerful
more muscle control
big sexy clit
and don't get me started on how sexy winking looks
see this
what do
Any tips to improve my art
>>30565099
jizz in pant and then apologize
>>30565103
make the butt crack more seeable
>>30565103
I've always admired crippled people who draw with their mouths. Never give up.
>>30565113
Fixed it
>>30565118
Thanks
>>30565081
Horses wink at you to make you sexually excited and to signal that theyre in heat.
Mares have control over their vag muscles, they can accommodate their vag for your dick. they can also massage you with their muscles.
Theres a reason bestiality crimes are so high
filly ate the last of your charleston chew
>>30565130
trixie should incorporate sexual magic tricks into her act
like making your card appear in her pussy or something and you have to reach in and pull it out
>>30565138
give me one reason why i should let the filly live
>>30565144
I want the rose butt.
>>30565142
she would definitely get a larger audience doing sexy magic tricks
I really didn't like Trixie at all for a long time.
Trixie and Glimmy seems to have changed my mind.
>>30565150
at first i was going to complain about her horribly broken mouth, but then i realized that almost every single thing about this picture is wrong and awful
this is an achievement
>>30565156
is this better?
>>30565154
they are perfect for each other
very cute and funny together
Trixie doesn't appreciate your booping.
>>30565157
technically
that guy clearly constructed her face based off notes given to him by someone who hadn't even watched the show, though. much less knew how to create a cute pony face
i don't even know what kind of style he was trying to emulate
Hug the Trixie in public.
>>30565168
That was a really good video.
>>30565170
She's taken, Anon.
>>30565161
magicians are the cutest
>>30565170
i want to hug the trixie
i love huggin
Twiggles saw what you did to that filly.
She wants in.
i want to kiss the trixie
>>30565184
Twiggles can get her own filly. This one is mine.
i want to sleep with the trixie
>>30565184
headpats? get in line princess
>>30565195
Have her colored then.
Neko-me used to have a cute style, I like his old art, like in this pic. Too bad most of his recent ponies look anorexic.
>>30565213
holy shit its dinky and derpy and scootaloo
>>30565213
Hnng
I like the picture so much
>>30565213
I just want to press my face into her featureless crotch.
Sleepytime
>>30565270
I want to put a black bar in front of it.
>>30565292
I want you to take a seat right over there.
>>30565292
Are you happy now?
We are so dead, no one will notice.
Ahem...
MLP has no chance of topping GuP:Der Film and the new movie coming out this winter is also going to make MLP Movie look like a Patreon production.
>>30565340
MLP >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> any ayyynime
>>30565340
Fuck anime
>>30565340
>>30565348
>>30565349
>>30565351
Like clockwork.
Where the fuck have you been this whole time?
>>30565340
I lost my filly, has anyone seen her?
Why is the show called my little pony.
What did you do to her to make her turn evil?
Filly loves to see you crying
So happy when you're sad
New horse where
filly inquires whether she can pardon herself
she keeps making sidelong glances at the filly treats jar
I hope the new thread is about fillies.
>>30565373
Perhaps her evil is merely a reaction to the permissive hedonism of modern Equestrian society. That in the face of such pervasive impulses to constantly seek enjoyment, friendship, and fulfillment, the only real response that avoids slipping into nihilistic solipsism is to react violently and become evil, as a way of negating the prevailing order.
>>30565399
"While you made friends, I mastered the bladeā¦"
>>30565369
"Our little ponies" was too communist for the time.
>>30565399
So she became evil because society only cares about personal gain? And she had to choose between nihilism or being evil?? The fuck are you saying. I'm really confused by this post
>>30565373
I told her that the singer from her favorite band killed himself.
>>30565421
That's not at all what he's saying, but the post is a joke and meaningless anyway.
>>30565426
I don't care if it was serious or not. I wanna know what he meant by it.
>>30565430What I "meant" was I was paraphrasing Zizek's argument that on its face, modern society is incredibly permissive and tolerant, and constantly enticing you to enjoy and consume more. However, humans react to this either by self-imposing rules, taboos and restrictions on themselves, or by rejecting society and becoming hyper-transgressive (i.e. becoming edgelord supervillains).
i want a pony