Princess and fillies edition
711: Not Asking for Trouble
Written by May Chan
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5r0ari
Friendship is Magic #56 still storytimed here!
>>30501885
The hiatus officially ends in August 5th.
http://www.tvguide.com/tvshows/my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic/episodes/307115/
>>30552218
Previous thread.
But where's the boop?
I will not write all that shit this time
Super lazy
>>30547313
>>30547321
>>30556862
How does a filly even use a touch screen?
>>30556861
What a noob you are.
How would you rank the seasons of the show, including 7 so far, from best to worst?
>>30556865
>>30556866
Did you just stole my picture?
>>30556865
with a stylus, duh.
>>30556865
with her hooves
>>30556881
Nah mate. I just became yourself.
>>30556873
S5
S2
S4
S7
S1
S3
>>30556873
1>2>5>6=4>7>3
I can't really decide whether 6 or 4 is worse they're both overall meh and it depends on like one or two episodes being good or bad
>>30556862
That filly is cute.
>>30556894
I don’t understand. That doesn’t answer my question.
>>30556902
Well it never will so beat it punk.
Why was she wearing goggles in the bathtub?
>>30556849
Mary sue and pedos
Anon is sleeping. Post adorable fillies.
>>30556901
All fillies are cute.
>>30556912
For pretending to be a submarine, duh.
>>30556891
forevially bon
>>30556865
With her tongue.
Twilight really need to stop fiddling all the fillies in ponyvile
>>30556964
>next target:crystal empire fillies
>TFW you have to fart but you're not sure if just gas is going to come out.
>>30556971
>Going after used goods.
>>30556961
So fillies that have smart phones are skilled with their tongues?Any idea where I could find these fillies?
>>30556861
Lazy fuck
>>30556866
>>30556881
>>30556894
>>30556902
>>30556910
You people confuse me.
>>30556971
Incoming princess war for the fillies
Ponyville fillies: Twilight propriety
Cantelot fillies: Celestia
Crystal empire fillies: Cadence and Shining Armor
All the fillies in equestria: Luna in their wet dreams
I want to impregnate her with my impure seed.
Scoots is a very glamorous filly.
>>30557029
if she doesn't smile in photographs then she ends up looking sad
>>30557029
Why you have photos of that naked filly?
>>30556927
underwater blowjobs
>>30557051
also they keep things out of your eyes!
>>30557031
i like to imagine scootaloo has such a deep well of sadness from being an orphan
still, she keeps on going with her spunky attitude
she's an inspiration to us all
>>30557071
she really does have a lot of spunk
>>30557079
And she has a lot of spunk in her.
>>30557029
>Scoots expresses disgust at blatantly girly stuff
>still does silly little things like photo posing and fangirling over other ponies
I want to trick her into doing more cute girly stuff.
>>30557086
it wouldn't be hard, she's not the quickest filly in the bunch
You wouldn't do girly things to Scootaloo.
>>30557094
I'd rather do horse things to her
>>30557083
She's more of a tomboy than Dash is. Looks cute in a big bow tho
>>30557094
Likestyling her hairordressing up
>>30557094
I'd do girly stuff with her.
>>30557099
>>30557109
>>30557114
You say that about everything, Scoots.
You wouldn'tgive Scootaloo her first kiss.
CHA LA
HEAD CHA LA
>>30556865
With boop
>>30557175
Why is that ponies teeth green?
>>30557128
Totally, in both lips
Fillies are for breeding.
Fillies are for bleating.
>>30557235
HE HAS TO BE STOPPED OK
>>30557235
Do you think Apple Bloom ever got one of the farm animals to mount her during her first heat?
I never thought I'd be posting here, especially since I haven't watched MLP since season 3 ended, but if anyone might know where to find this, I figure it'd be you guys.
So I was surprised to find out that MixerMike is still doing Fluffle Puff stuff. I wouldn't hold it against him if he stopped, but I like the stuff he's done since I last checked. NGL, I kind of like every animation he's ever done, but one he did has been wiped from the internet: a trailer he did announcing his character's inclusion in Legends of Equestria. It was cute, and it had Fluffle Puff use a computer. I'd love to watch it again, but I'm willing to bet no one bothered saving it somewhere, but I figured I'd ask anyway.
Anyone?
>>30557276
That Fluffle Puff guy was an asshole, from what I've heard.
>>30557270
>>30557279
I don't doubt it the way he goes on about his depression, but I like his cartoons regardless.
>>30556865
what are you? a super idiot?
>>30557281
So that's a yes?
go to bed mlpg, you could wake up a cute pony tomorrow
>>30556976
>going from the engineering marvel horse anus
>to inferior human anus
you just know she had many problems adjusting to the new body
>>30557330
>tfw rose is dead
;__;
Filly wants to know if there is a way to get a small loan of $200~ dollars using collectables if not jewellery as collateral for at least 3 months
>>30557373
Pone shops
>>30557276
Don't remember the trailer, sorry.
she been down so long it look like up to her
they look up to her
Scratch my question, it just isn't in the list of videos, for some reason.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxZfWMwbkkY
>>30557378
Will they have contracts so that it is legally binding that filly get back her items or else they pay her?
>>30557400
i love you mommy
>>30557400
i love you mommy
>>30556849
Why do these two look so similar?
>>30556849
that fillys tail hair doesnt match the head hair
somethings fucky here
>>30557456
>writers add in a bunch of hidden shit
i love it, that was my favorite part of season 1. i went through each episode frame by frame looking for shit.
Filly learned the opening riff to 'Owner of a lonely heart'
>>30557555
>And then Anon chased a squirrel up a tree.
>It took half a day, the local fire department, and the Wonderbolts to get him down.
>>30557505
>i went through each episode frame by frame looking for shit
If you want to look at shit, go find a mirror!
Filly is training to defeat her archrival.
Filly asks if you'll be her archrival.
>>30557746
She's gonna need a montageIt always seems like more time's passed with a montage~
>>30557807
I want toWPSHH your BEST FRIEND
Star Vs new ending song is anime as fuck
>>30557198
That's too lewd for the scoot.
>>30557827
>show has ending songs
>ending song(s)
that's aunt may as fuck to begin with
>>30557846
there are shitloads of shows that have multiple ED songs, and not limited to just anime
>>30557872
Off the top of my head, the only shows I can remember with ending songs were the Disney Afternoon shows with ending instrumentals of the opening theme. Darkwing Duck's had the most bitching sax.
Cuddling with Fluttershy
>>30557872
Y-YOU have multiple ED!
>/v/ and /co/ is talking about IDW buying the rights of the sonic comics
I'm really scared if "that" crossover happen.
>ywn be part of a cuddle pile.
Not cuddling with Fluttershy.
>>30557957
I apologize sir, but I'm afraid we can't permit that in this establishment. You have to take it outside.
>>30557949
>not wanting a MLP/Sonic Boom crossover
>not wanting adorable tomboy scenes between Rainbow Dash and Sticks
You disgust me
post cute gays
>>30557960
Cmon. I'll let you have Treehugger if you look the other way on this.
Do you think fusions between ponies are a possibility on the show?
>>30557976
You mean cute guys, right?
>>30557949
>>30557962
PLS NO
>>30557979
I'm afraid I'm already well acquainted with the green lady on that front. Now please embrace your yellow pegasus or security will be forced to escort you from the premises.
>>30557949
>/co/ realizes who IDW writes for.
>Braces itself for the reeeeee from /v/
>>30558021
like this kind of fusion?
https://derpibooru.org/1489435
I can deal with feeling this way about horses. But fish? I don't know. This really doesn't feel right.
>>30558048
This kind
>>30557962
Congratulations
/mlp/ now allow sonic thread la because the crossover
>>30558028
i'm cool with going both ways
>>30558057
Dolphin pussy is great pussy.
Can I touch the princess' butt?
>>30558094
Only if I get to do it with you.
>>30558079
shes drunk again
>>30558079
then why'd you have to cast magic missile
>>30558079
>Pull her wings down.
>Light turns off.
>She begins doing that thing cats do when you stick a sock over their heads.
This filly is my sister-in-law.
>>30558118
>that thing cats do when you stick a sock over their heads.
what
>>30558155
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jF4dEe-6Z38
why isn't there a stallion cock going in and out of my asshole right now
>>30558189
Because you have no stallion friends.
This isn't an edit.
Way to go, hasbro.
>>30558213
Rarity gave Applejack eye shadow when she was sleeping.
It's how she marks her territory.
>>30558164
>>30558218
I like where this is going.
>>30558218
>Rarity doing Applejack's makeup for her big first date with Coloratura
Sad fact: All the forced makeovers are done to Rainbow Dash.
>>30558230
Rainbow doesn't need makeovers, she's a beautiful horse naturally.
>>30558230
>Dash freaks out because her wings are missing.
>Has no idea how corsets work.
>>30558240
Nothing wrong with fillyfriends going on a date, Applejack.
>>30558237
YOU guys nmight like foals ADB shit, but, and sutff but you gusy are great. Kep rebeing you.
>>30558245
I wanna steal that Songbird.
CURSE YOU RED ROPE!
>>30558240
Everyone can see it, girl.
>>30556859
We are all out of boops due to the budget cuts.
>>30558164
I bet Cadance could out roller-blade you!
>>30558240
even rarity wants you to go for it
Imagine how adorable filly Songbird was.
>>30558245
that's a bigass bow
>>30558271
be gone, thot
How can mares date mares, where's the dick?
>>30558268
i guess all i can do is imagine since there's no art yet
i want filly tempest art too
and while we're at it, filly versions of pear mom and dash mom
>>30558279
That's where you come in.
>>30558279
no dick
only pure sweet girl-love
oh and a lot of wet clams smashing against each other
Oh gosh I want to smooch AJ and Rarara so bad.
the country girl and the fashion girl make a good lesbian couple
>yuri anime
>it's about cucking
When can we go to equestria?
This reality doesn't allow nice thing.
>>30558281
I imagine filly songbird looked like this, just with different colors.
>>30558298
which one is it?
>>30558279
they die bitter with dried up ovaries and no foals
>>30558297
They're the best couple
>>30558307
This season yuri: Netsuzou Trap
>trap
I have myself to blame.
>>30558309
you forgot about magic lesbian babies
>>30558311
why are they so cute together though
>>30558322
not a thing
>>30558314
I suppose subs don't exist yet? The way it was described on /u/, it didn't sound too bad.
>>30558339
Pinke thinks pistachios help horse lesbians make babies.
>>30558330
They've come to appreciate each other's good qualities over a long time, and despite the obvious differences and arguments they never stop being anything but the best of friends, and then some.
oh no I've fallen back into 2011
>>30558365
Take me with you.
>>30558352
what
>>30558345
Horriblesubs have it.
Literally
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXYMBEW3D9s
>>30558275
>>30558281
>filly versions of pear mom
There's a canon foal version at least.
>>30558370
When she wanted Maud and Starlight to smash.
>>30558371
Thanks.
lesbian love is super cute
but the sex is boring
now gay sex is fucking hot
the disgust factor makes it even hotter
>>30558384
Ponify this
>>30558384
gay sex is even more boring
>>30558384
Good thing unicorns have magic to make it not boring
>>30558384
They're both garbage.
How do ponies fight?
>>30558426
They don't.
>>30558384
Then along come futa dickgirls to mix everything up.
>>30558427
Ponies talk shit behind your back, spread rumors and unscrew the salt shaker top
>>30558426
>trying to disarm someone like that when they already have a gun pointed at your head
granted, it looks pretty cool - but in reality you'd have your brain splattered across the pavement
>>30558426
the same way they do everything else, with hugs
>>30558458
well, he grabs the guy's gun and pulls it towards him so more likely he'd end up with a fatal bullet somewhere in his torso
>>30558458
Well the first thing he does is raise the gun so even if he shot he'd miss.
>>30558458
It looks like he grabs the barrel and points it up first
Still risky as fuck, but better than getting shot in the head I guess
>>30558492
>Still risky as fuck, but better than getting shot in the head I guess
yeah. the only situation where it makes sense to try and disarm someone who's already in a position to immediately kill you if you make the wrong move is if you assume he'll kill you anyway
colt says the cuddle meta is getting ridiculous
>>30558398
it's very visually exciting
all those dangly bits and hard bits and spurting fluids and such
Why is Dash such a fillyphile?
>>30558607
fillies are very huggable
>>30558618
That orange filly is the most huggable of them all.
>>30558621
i guess that's why they work together
FISH
FILLY
PUSSY
>>30558607
She wants one of her very own. Would you plant the seed?
>>30558691
Ponies are not plants.
>>30558703
Yeah, but does she give you wood?
>>30558705
Is she drunk again?
>>30558703
These ponies are plants.
>>30558714
She does seem to have a drinking problem
Fishpussy
>>30558729
I'm already fapping and you're not helping.
>>30558729
It's more like dolphin pussy.
>>30558729
>literally smelling like fish
eww
comic relief is one of the hottest things i have ever seen
any recommendations for more casual gay stuff like that?
>>30558513
Too bad
Colt is getting cuddled hard
>>30557003
I love these edits.
I'm off to bed. Have a poof.
Imagine seapony cocks.
Bendy, slightly prehensile, flared, cums like a water jet.
>>30558769
a happy poof
>>30558769
Have a better poof.
>>30558776
They're no horse cocks though
>>30558780
They'd be just as long and easier to take thanks to the taper.
They'd be BETTER.
>>30558254
Curses!
What if we don't sexualize the fish horses?
:C
>>30558794
Its a lovely idea, but, honestly, can you even name three things that we don't sexualize?
>>30558779
Can't wait to see this poof in glorious 1080p iTunes WEB-DL.
>>30558804
Air
A lot of the elements in the periodic table
>>30558807
>>30558807
This goes against the MLPG """"we"""" but I know of a fanfic that includes an air elemental that is sexualized so...
>>30558810
And /u/ already sexualized the elements of the periodic table, just slap a pony shape on them and it's done.
>>30558807
I want to cum inside Radium-Iridium-Boron-Oxygen-Tungsten compounds.
Oh wait, actually, I'm pretty sure someone sexualized the atom ponies so yeah, everything that is made out of atoms has been sexualized by MLPG.
Good work everyone
>>30558804
>>30558821
Time
Spatial directions
The fast fourier transform
>>30558807
>A lot of the elements in the periodic table
>>>/u/2373054
>/u/ put their goggles on tight enough that they started shipping personifications of chemical elements, metals in particular. We started from the nuclear family of a Gold/Silver couple and their daughter Copper, and have been slowly expanding out. Done with a mixture involving some amounts of science and additional amounts of "this would be cute" when it comes to establishing an element or couple.
http://imgur.com/a/XLhFm
hahaha what the fuuuuuck
>>30558827
Nigga we had food ponies.
We sexualized a ponified version of Tabasco sauce.
Honestly if anything that makes more sense that the shit we do here on a regular basis.
>colt
>>30558854
>colt and filly
>>30556849
Awesome. I get a pone episode on my birthday.
Trixie butt.
Why is she so perfect?
>>30558854
>>30558902
she's just so majestic
>>30558902
She always strives to be tha bes
>>30558906
>>30558914
When colt meets /k/olt
>>30558865
>tfw not a filly
>>30558913
MEME MARES
>>30558910
>>30558946
>>30558950
i want to see one of trixie's magic shows
I'd like to see one of her stripping shows
X Files episode when?
>>30558974
Nimbophilia intensifies.
>>30558955
Trixie is a very nice, blue pony. It is okay to praise, adore, or even love the Trixie.
>Today is National Fortune Cookie Day
Would you buy one?
https://derpibooru.org/1490492
A fat pony is a happy pony.
>>30559013
How does a pony who never eats get so fat?
>>30559018
This movie is going to break the fandom.
>>30559014
It's genetics.
>a little filly grumpy plum
careful, Derpy!
>>30559021
Worse than EQG?
>>30559035
I would gently bully that filly.
>>30559036
私は何が間違っていたわからない!
https://derpibooru.org/1490501
>>30559035
what broke off her horn?
>>30559039
Filly bullying is guaranteed to produce super villains.
Remember when Spike created a society of sapient beings?
The fuck.
We must support the changelings in their noble struggle against Equestrian imperialism.
>>30559058
pony villains are cute so that's fine with me
>>30559067
Are they the equestrian Black Bloc?
>>30559043
Stop speaking Portuguese.
>>30559051
This is my headcanon until proven otherwise
>>30559105
>>30559106
>>30559105
Qt
>>30559100
How does she play a guitar
https://www.amazon.com/s/ref=as_li_ss_tl?url=search-alias=aps&field-keywords=my+little+pony+fidget+spinner&rh=i:aps,k:my+little+pony+fidget+spinner&linkCode=sl2&tag=equestr-20&linkId=3a345e161ecce2e397e86f616a6a63f6
the best trick ever would be if trixie made my virginity disappear
>>30559139
>you'd no longer be a wizard
>she'd no longer be interested in you
You didn't think through.
>>30559139
>>30559150
i didnt know starlight was a wizard
>>30559018
i'll have the two thigh meal
>>30559180
>>30559180
So is opal sentient?
I'll just sleep through the entire MLP movie and all of the subsequent posting about it.
>>30559196
What if the movie has fillies in it?
>>30559205
Ones that don't swim?
>>30559135
>>30559222
Sexyshy.
0/10; would not buy.
Holding it obscures the only good part.
>>30558946
>>30559218I love that picture so much
>>30559222
>you chop FS' head in half when you spin it
>>30559294
>>30559292What if I start hooting too?
>>30556849
Movie Prequel #2 should be out next week sometime late Tuesday night/early Wednesday morning like usual if you'd like to add it to the OP.
Hasbro just announced that to prevent MLPG from sexualizing the fillies, all the fillies in the movie will be replaced with placeholder boxes.
>>30559320
I can totally stick my dick in that.
>>30559294
Twilight is sweet and kind
She's the best princess we could hope for
>>30559178
Rainbow Dash has experience in sword fighting, she's a talented fencer that easily beat several pirates at once. Burd woman here doesn't stand a chance.
>>30559320
>filename
MEME BOX
Meanwhile, below decks on the SS Reduced Polygon Count…
>>30559280
I wonder how Sweetie's crotch feels like.
help her make a cream pie
>>30559356
Featureless.
My filly is the filly that will pierce the heavens.
>>30559338
>>30559353
I kind of like this
>>30559412
>we will never get a mlp video game
why does hasbro hate us
>discord added a section about VIRTUAL CURRENCIES AND GOODS to it's ToS
scared
>>30559478
We must destroy Gameloft first.
>>30559507
Virtual currencies would be things like steam wallet or coins in f2p game.
So far the only transactions discord had was nitro that you used regular money for.
I can see it ending up being something like
CUSTOM EMOJIS COST 1 DISCODOLLAR EACH
BUY DISCODALLARS FOR $1.25 EACH
>>30559525
(Minimum purchase of 5 discodollars. Non-refundable.)
>>30559320
jokes on them
>>30559525
Is discord a phone game? What the fuck are you talking about
>>30559353
>Pony bad
>Good gone
>>30559534
it's a chat and voice client
>>30559507
They've got an ultra-popular service used by damn near everyone.
It's time to cash in.
>>30559478
Imagine if MLP:FIM came out today/this year.
It was so much harder to produce anything worthwhile back in 2011 than it is today.
Just look at the KF fan game done in like, 4 months by the Japanese.
>http://embed.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm31594533
Working with newer engines, tons of toon shaders available all around the place, free engines that don't suck dick and much more.
>>30559540
https://discordapp.com/
is that it? so its just like skype? why is it called discord, what do it have to do with mlp
>>30559549
>so its just like skype?
yes, but a lot better.
>what do it have to do with mlp
nothing
>tfw no pony emojis
>>30559549
>so its just like skype?
Except it does not suck a major, rotten horse dong. Skype is a reanimated abortion, not a piece of software that anyone should ever willingly use.
>What does it have to do with X.
Every single online community out there already uses it, MLPG included. It is the only way to play fighting games nowadays, every site and subsite has one, each game community has at least one. It even caused wars to errupt in EVE Online.
>>30559560
if everyone uses it why have I never heard of it? I never heard mlpg ever talk about it before
>>30559569
>if everyone uses it why have I never heard of it?
Maybe you're too old / avoid places where you might encounter it.
>MLPG
MLPG sometimes talks about it, but it's not like it's really important.
>>30559551
I talked with one of the developers of Discord on mumble on one of the anniversaries of the show, and he apparently is a fan of the show and has a horse dildo of some kind on his desk.
>>30559612
everyone working on that program is a memelord, of course they'd have horse dildos.
>discord
>mumble
hahah, oh my golly, why back in MY day, we used yahoo IM and liked it!
>>30559612
It's to no one's surprise that nerds would be more likely to be into ponies or anime, especially programmers.Being an stereotype is kinda fun.
>>30559569
>I never heard mlpg ever talk about it before
it's mentioned sometimes but MLPG has learned from the skype and steam drama and doesn't take the drama bait anymore
>>30559619
I'm still using IRC daily.
>>30559629
same, but only to talk to 3 people. no one else I know uses it anymore
>>30559629
I only use IRC to download books from time to time.
>>30559629
>>30559634moonfags?
>>30559639
no, completely unrelated to pony
>>30559639
Never been on a pony related IRC channel since 2012, even though I owned one of them.
>>30559629
>>30559646
I don't always have a nice and dandy computer available that has a graphical user interface. Not only that, I can use it anywhere by connecting to my li'l server through SSH on my phone.
Filly downloaded the Discord app to your phone so she can shitpost on her filly only group on the fly whenever she wants.
Why is she so adorable?
>>30559691
Girls are always adorable when they're angry
Also, this pony has a cute butt.
>>30559691
>>30559703
>transparent dress
SLUT
>>30559800
>>30559801
LUNA IS THE REAL TALENT!
TAKE OVER THE SHOW!
>>30559801
>"Let me tell you all something right FRICKIN' NOW!"
>"..If this was your face..if this was your goddamn!-"
>[CAKES.WAV]
>"THIS IS YOUR FACE!"
>[CAKES.WAV INTENSIFIES]
>"I WISH THIS WAS YOUR FACE!"
Take the filly pill, MLPG.
>>30559554
Steal some of saucer's
EXCUSE ME
Well good thing I use legacy capatchas, just means I can't make shitpost threads for the moment.
>>30559860
A lot of bot shitposters have been around this place lately. The pokespammer of /vp/, for example.
>>30559734
now that the initial shock has worn off i kinda like the new ears
the movie ponies are mega cute
>>30559877
I am now at summer weight
It's still hot
>>30559909
>literally ripping off Nyx
>>30559893
>summer weight
So you're bikini ready, Anon?
Japs can draw some really cute ponies.
UK porno censors have gone too far.
>>30559962
I wonder how much Google knows about my filly addiction.
I'm Muffiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinproof~
>>30559944
They're ok. Face is too wide on that one.
https://derpibooru.org/1490599
...I unf'ed
damn mlpg is awful at this time of day
>>30559994
>ellipses
>horrible things make me hard
Well you're not in the wrong thread
>go outside
>see this
>what do
Yes, Glimmy, I do
>>30560008
Think back fondly of using OpenBSD
>>30559999
"If you don't like what is being posted or discussed, just post what you like."That's what they'd always tell me.
>>30560008
How many seafillies is spike going to accidentally kill with his deadly pufferfish poison?
You will never have a filly daughter.
>>30560028
That's actually good advice
Looking at images of pufferfish made me realize how annoying is to have trypophobia. Why is it so common? For example.
http://www.scubadivingcostarica.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/Puffd2.jpg
>>30560028
i like complaining about things i hate. it makes me feel superior to people with bad fetishes and terrible waifus.
like applejack
What's a good Fluttershy episode from S1 or S2?
>>30560106
Hurricane Fluttershy.
>>30560042
Good.
Fluttershy is a terrible actress.
>>30560141
>monster vagina's that resemble my mother
YEAH, HAR HAR, I GET IT, 'H-HER BIG'
>>30560159
I knew what it would be when I saw the notification pop up
>>30560106
GIYC
If I catch anymore colts plapping in class it's an automatic detention.
>>30560189
NOI
O
I
>>30560111
Why didn't Spitfire help Ponyville?
>>30560233
>Plapping
You need to put it in terms today's youth understand, oldster.
Say something like flogging the dolphin, hiding the salami, or playing "hows your father?"
simply put, we need to go lewder
I'm in heaven, with my fillyfriend
My laughing fillyfriend
>>30560233
>plapping
the fuck is plapping?
>>30559860
Anyone know how long the duration of this lasts? I still have it.
>>30560375
When a stallion masturbates, he slaps his dick against his barrel (chest) until he ejaculates.
Thus, the "plapping" noise comes to be.
>>30560385
Do colts normally... masturbate in class?
>>30560447
Masturbating in class was common in ancient Greece.
I think I'm going to keep my filly away from these colts.
>>30560450
So was syphilis, faggot.
Singer for Linkin Park has just passed away. I'm pretty sad about that.
>>30560447
They're at a period in their lives where they're awakening to new sensations and feelings.
Most can contain themselves until they get home, or at least to the bathroom, but there has been more than one case of a colt having spontaneous discharge in class. It's a teacher's duty to ensure that they know exactly what's up with them and that they shouldn't be ashamed of pony puberty.
Will it be good?
>>30560487
I'm with Scootaloo
>>30560487
try and spot the dA OC, its a tough one
>>30560273
"Fighting the snake"
"Choking the monkey"
"Wrestling the eel."
>>30560492
Leave Scootaloo alone.
Pony can't cum another drop.
The mind is willing but the body is dehydrated.
>>30560508Bopping the bologna
>>30560487
>That discomfort in Scoots face.
>The Rusty Horseshoe.
Oh shit, she has PTSD.
Would you spoon the Spoon?
>>30560472
I liked him...
>>30560472
>Chester is Dead
Damn
>>30560522
I want to smell her mane as I finger her tight filly vag
>>30560472
>Bennington later described the songwriting experience to Rolling Stone magazine in early 2002, "It's easy to fall into that thing – 'poor, poor me', that's where songs like 'Crawling' come from: I can't take myself. But that song is about taking responsibility for your actions. I don't say 'you' at any point. It's about how I'm the reason that I feel this way. There's something inside me that pulls me down."
>>30560472
thats sad
>it was suicide by hanging
jeezus
>>30560472
How many times do I have to remind fools that suicide isn't the answer?
Anon died from suicide by filly.
Convince me not to kill myself
>>30560623
Don't kill yourself.
*Clockwork Orange opening theme plays*
Welly welly well
It seems like MLPG is ripe for taking...
*sits on the filly throne*
yes yes
time for the good ol....ultrafilly
>>30560623
Humans are very adaptable and their brains are actively trying to keep them alive, so whatever bad is happening to you will be irrelevant a year from now on because your mind will bury the bad thoughts. Even at old age (where you already know you're past your prime) your brain will try to squeeze some more years from you with nostalgia trips. So except in certain situations, killing yourself is just not worth it.
I want to give chester a hug
maybe luna can do it with the whole 'edgy' thing
>>30560656
This morning I really had a craving for a cigarette
Then I dreamt about my dead cat
I can't believe she's dead
it really made me miss her
also I still crave a cigarette but the buzz and idea of smoking is much better than actually smoking
>>30560623
Anime is becoming more real with every passing day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyT0Uv3rpTM
>>30560688
Fuck anime. This isn't an anime website you weeb
>This isn't an anime website
But we have an official OP!
Done by none other than Zone and forever left in 4chan.org/flash.
>>30560730
>Snacks
>Moot
Dude, that thing is older than my grandma's pants.
>>30560752
>Snacks
I'll give you that one, he was done while a lot of people on here were still going to elementary school.
>moot
I'll shank you, nigga.
>>30560730
>3-2-1 make some noise
BELIEVE IT!
When life gives you fillies...
>>30560781
You can make them lemonade.
Neigh
>>30560788Whinny
>>30560806
Horse noises are best noises
horse
pussy
is
>>30560855
Pretty cheap
In
>>30560788Snort
>>30560806
She looks kinda fat.
*metamorphs into a filly*
>>30560872
what the fuck filly, whj=at did I ever do to you
>>30560872
nicker
>>30560879bark
>>30560867
A reality with such an over abundance of cute ponies that some would get neglected that much would make me sad for the overlooked ones.
>>30560885
>>30560879stomp
>>30560872
someone remove the disease so its a cute picture
>>30560885
https://youtu.be/UxW0Ef4Ngos
>>30560965
>>30560969
>>30560965
10 000 hours in ms paint
>>30560472
>Suicide.
Fucking emo pussy, band sucked too.
>>30560974
>faster speed and superior filename
>>30560984
nice try anon but the other guy is just all around superior
How can we weaponize the fillies?
>>30560472Crawl in piece
>>30561011
Yes. It takes several decades of intense training to get the ms paint down to 5000 hours.
I must train harder.
>>30561035
>tail doesnt match hair
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
How do ponies even kiss? Their mouth can't physically touch because their muzzles are too big
>>30561079
nono, she's got it
come, let us kiss our foreheads
>>30561092
pony mouths are on the end of their muzzles, so there is no hindrance
think of it as extension kissing
What's Kingdom Hearts even about?
>>30561092
they turn their heads to the side, just like when you kiss girls
>>30561102
>just like when you kiss girls
>>30561102
>just like when you kiss girls
>>30561102
ButI've never kissed
I just realized I've never kissed anyone in my entire life...
Has anyone here done it before... How does it feel?
>>30561092
>>30561099
>spend the night at friends
>tells me he just got mvc for his ps2
>also some gay jisney game xd
>turns off mvc because he sucks at fighting
>have to watch goofy and donald chaperone some FF looking kid around polygonal jisneyland worlds
you're not missing much
>>30561121
it's really terrible if they have bad breath
one time I gagged during cause hers was so bad, I didn't see that girl again
>>30561121
>...
Cut that out
And no, no idea what it's like
>>30561121
I never tried to, I've been too busy for the last 30 years. But some day I'll give it a try. Eventually.
>>30561121
Kinda gay. Beards itch.
Otherwise like a wet bag of sand.
>>30561121
>How does it feel?
Like vomiting out of your penis.
I just realized I've never booped any pone in my entire life...
Has anyone here done it before... How does it feel?
>>30561151Bags of sand
A lot of sexual boils down to "moist and warm"
I just watched S7 E13 (https://www.dailymotion.com/video/k53w8BkIsw7YRbnAfsE)
and at 19:02 the major had Spike's voice, fix your shit Hasbro
>>30561158
have some cold and dry times
nobodyeven needs a skeleton if it's with you!
pony won't stop inflating
>>30561102
There was never enough of this kind of art.
>>30561205
Graphene pls.
>>30561116
Alright, I'll help you out big boyAh smooch is quick 'n' simple, nose to nose, ya have to stick out ya lips and tilt yer head back so your nose is out of the way. Don't linger. A bit of suction makes that kissy noise, but fer the love of god don't try to suck our face off.
Hold two hands up to make 'O' shapes. Bring your fingers together. That's a smooch.
Hold two hands up to make 'C' shapes. Rotate one 90 degrees so they interlock. That there's a kiss.
You actually only have to rotate enough to avoid noses ramming into each other. Make lip contact like a smooch and then open up. You don't have to stick out your lips or tilt your head back. If you can, you should actually lean forward into her. Reach around with a hand behind her back before you start the kiss so you can hold her close. If you're taller, lean into her a bit, but no one likes being dropped. Hold your mouth breath, exhaling into her is weird. Breath through your nose. Tongue action and biting is an advanced class.
Knock 'em dead, sugarcube.
>>30561158
And noisy. Wet galoshes noisy.
Or running in flip flops.
Sometimes I pretend that I kiss my waifu. I will stick my tounge out as far as I can and move it around a lot. I probably look like an idiot
>>30561214
like selfcest?
Someday you'll grow old, and your waifu will still be the same.
what the buck they made a show about the Talking Tom app
>>30561276
Dashdash OTP
>>30561276
Yeah, but with a good horse.
>>30561121
Literally mushing mouths together
if you lick around, you'll feel sensitive spots in your mouth, girls really melt when you lick the right places
>>30561308
Gotcha covered senpai
>>30561323
But Rainbow Dash is one of a kind.
>>30561323
No, see, you fucked it up again.
>>30561337
Better?
>>30561214
Agreed. It's a fun concept, but there's not much good art.
>>30561373
You do terrible things.
>>30561399
That's more like it.
>>30561314
They do the same thing when you put them in a vat of lye to.
>>30561414
He didn't even post a kiss. Is that what I was doing wrong?
Kissin a girl is the best
>>30561456
A pony girl?
Even a filly could kiss better than you.
>>30561399
>big horse and small horse
the perfect combo
>>30561456
I like that hippie.
>>30561414
And when they do some selfcest art it's some combination of anthroshit or it's so lewd if you were to crop it out you're left with nothing
>>30561466
Ponies half my age have already lived at least twice as much as I have.
>>30561456
I'd kiss Tree Hugger, but I need to pass a drug test.
used blankets as a fapping buffer now my blankets smell like cock
>>30561142
I remember that post. Does someone have the greentext?
>>30561490
>greentext
*screenshot
you wouldn't
cuddle a plant
Dashfags truly are the incarnate of autism
>>30561548
>>30561554
>>30561559
She's cute!
>>30561568
you're cute
>>30561548
of course she is, thats why she is the official brony mascot
>>30561121
Like eating a tomato, or a lemon. If you are to believe "romantic" stories.
>>30561548
thanks, you too
Filly figured out a Grand Unified Theory.
Filly is waiting for the new horse
>>30561629
>>30561629
>>30561629
Got everything on your checklist?
>>30558384
>>30558410
>"don't use magic for everything"
>"If we learn that lesson, how will we ever have fun?"
I love Princess Applejack